#satisfactory-memes
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I can authenticate it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Better? 😛
800% more legit with the use of Comic Sans.
goddammit gin...
Better release the game now
I can go further
We must go deeper
Needs to have more lensflare and corner roll
To the next stage of the buying process
If there was a way to imbed midi on a steam store page, that'd be great.
Yes
if the alpha doesn't come out tommorow i will commit die
Press F to meh impatiently.
F
nyan
i guess blame Simon for that

That one is one of the better ones (humour wise) since it got originally posted
Still love the tax and OS
Clone stamping was very handy on the original original edit
@trim python Pro stage
Gonna see if I can change src code of page for add this 
Or just use editing software
why did you change the images but get lazy with the game title
you can change basically everything on the page
I could have very easily made it say Buy Satisfactory in the regular white text
The red cross out is what is known as comedic effect
I really hope I didn't sound condescending or sarcastic I am just explaining it
I always forget you can't really send tone across the internet without voice
Forgot to change the Coming Soon text
Yup ^^ bwah, was just for fun
byeeeeeeeeeeee
Rip
It's about 4PM.
'ello
yes. more or less when a workday ends
Or something like that. They're in some crazy sortakinda timezone IIRC.
@trim python the correct answer is to edit the text to 'satisfactory' professionally in the source code but also make it italics and comic sans in all lower case, perhaps even a typo like 'satisafctory' depending on the audience
And then the correct response is that someone perfectly replicates the page as a Satisfactory store page and then crosses it out and scribbles FACTORIO in red
@shut mural you messed up
hmm?
the image clearly says satisfactory~
I'm really bad at 2d editing so that has no hope
Someone whos good at that can fix it
heh
What if someone made a 1st person factorio
What if someone made a 2d satisfactory
That'd be weird
It'd be a total flop
what if someone made 3d satisfactory
What if someone made 4d satisfactory.
@shut mural fixed the errors u had in the pic
Jesus fuck that is terrible.
Lol
You didn't stop thinking if you should, only if you could.
And this abomination is the result.
he had a lot of errors
but now u can use this pic to trick your friends into thinking satisfactory is finally out
I'm such a mature adult I swear
tbh I think @iron hatch's one is better lol. Go meme or go home, amirite? :P
"spooky soundtrack"
4/20/2019 release confirmed?
@trim python get with the times old man. 2009 called and they want their meme back
I didn't even put any memes on it
the whole thing was a meme
immense confusion
he got hardware i wish for
https://valid.x86.fr/mz8dg0 My hardware
@finite hearth nicee. what cooler?
EVGA 280MM CLC @placid saddle
i should try overclocking my cpu
If you need a hand let me know
i should be fine - done it before. just not with the new cpu
may i ask what core temps you get? @finite hearth
c or f?
C
If it was f I would be a god.
Or use LN2 with an even crazier overclock haha
Dread it, run from it, the cat JPEGs still arrive
only if CPUs would be fine with temps like 250 °C. Then steam turbines would be the new RGB
Lol
I'm stil wondering why there are no leds on power plants
you know. the hotter they are, the red'er the tint
you mean on the PSU?
No, actual power plants
the giant ones, out in the open
slap leds on chimneys and see the lightshow at night, when steam comes out
that's not needed. Nuclear reactors already use like 5% of what they make to keep themselves running
or more
leds are energy efficient
what if you riged the leds to go disco if a meltdown is imminenet?
but you want people to run away from the plant. not to it expecting the best boogie down since 1940
as if running away helps if a meltdown actually happens
staying ain't gonna help either
depending on what sort of meltdown. yes it helps. case in point, the one in japan, Chernobyl
catastrophic failure.. as in boom. disco light will mean fuck all anyway
hell people wont enve notice something is wrong cuse they are all gone in an instant anyway
bah
what do you mean?
A kettle heated by angry suicidal atoms is worthy of being in meme channel
OK, maybe offtopic memes, but still meme channel
A KETTLE HEATED BY ANGRY SUICIDAL ATOMS
i'm going to remember this till the end of my life
Btw, actual powerplants do already have high-visibility fog-lights built on the top of the cooling towers and highest heating stacks in order to warn low altitude planes.
I belive any building over a certain height does.
Adding more lights would simply waste electricity, which is entirely counter to the point of the powerplant which already tries to find every point it can save energy at.
Perfect example of why
Funnily enough, compressing and moving low energy and low pressure steam to reheat is less efficient than letting it cool, condense, and pumping the now condensed water back up to the heatstack.
I was told to place this here as well
satisfactory
Still missed search..
still missed group chat
Discord _#satisfactory _
Message #satisfactory nononono It's gotta be like this : satisfactory #satisfactory
Where are the satisfactory memes?
simon delayed them
hah
so uh
i found this while looking for games like factorio
SPY?!?!?/1?!?/!??!?/?!/1/?!?/!?!??!/
we should kill him in silent so he can't talk to the western pigs
one of my biggest peeves ... people who think there can only be one game in a genre, and every subsequent game is a ripoff... -- oh good, so we can all be playing DOOM as the only first person shooter... that sounds like a great experience. -- I'm not even going to try to figure out what the ONE PLATFORMER game would be
I like games that build on a genre, even if they're bad they often add something interesting for future games to steal
especially when it's a SMALL genre! make me more!
i wonder if he ever considered if some of the factorio mods could be a game on their own
im not about to disagree that he's an idiot in that regard but there's not a ton of factory centered games, more just core games with automation on the side
yup, there's more games with MODS THAT ADD factorio-like gameplay than there are factorio-like games XD
and nothing ever gets to a scale
We need Simon to see this.....
Love it haha!
There is some higher magic at work.
Lol
Don't reinforce Simon! Bad Putin!
can I just say I really appreciate how Simon always looks so sorry in his pics? You are living the meme for the good of us all and you get my total respect and admiration for that.
This is not his sorry face, this is actually his ,, I know i have fucked up but i merely enjoy the screams of my victims dying while waiting for the game to release,, sarcastic face

so, apparently, simon's username is chili stock in Swedish, correct me if im wrong :p
I don't always delay games
:memeimage:
But when I do, it'll be a satisfactory game.
thats not how it works u lazy fuck
GO MAKE THAT MEME IMAGE NOW
and dont speak to me or my christian factorio discord server until then
I'm doing 33 hours worth of work in 3 days.
That's 2pm-9:30pm, 8am-9:30pm,8am-8pm
Yes I have time to make memes.
Naturally you do, it's a categorical imperative of a citizen of the Internet to make memes!
WHERE ARE THE MEMES
The mirror over there as a funny meme in it
thats mean
simon meme
So does this mean HL3 is gonna be like, the best game ever?
Unfortunately HL3 isn't even being made, nor is EP3, and not will either be made as per a statement from Gabe
Just gotta wait for Valve to lose rights to HL so CSS can take over
like that will ever happen
them selling the rights to HL seems more likely than losing em
Didn't the potential script for hl3 get released
The one written by the old scriptwriter before his NDA
hl3 is being made by a fan community
alpha
Soon™
🛑
Soon™
better then doing no mans sky and fucking everything up then trying to lanch
Soon™
one is enough, stop spamming
we dont need a bunch of "soon" of different colors for use later
there are only 4 .....
so 3 too many lol
Since you asked, this one is close to home.
oouh i know this one
@hoary anvil are you dutch/belgium 
😩
In some countries of this world people would call you a god for being able to do this face so stop being unhappy!


@jim Flemish, Belgian
🇧🇪
🏳️🌈
Best flag
The country of gay
not that difficult @polar mango
ill do it
vs yours that makes him only look like he hasn't slept in 7 years
its not really art if it takes you 2 seconds to make
It is still 2 seconds you haven't spent so.
I need an image of Jace with an scared face
Just look at his profile picture dumb dumb
Im surprised Jace hasn't worked in the Loss meme in somewhere by now

Loss meme with Jace is delayed
Research™
First link: "Satisfactory"
Sadly "5 things you should do (and one thing you should NEVER do) if your pipes freeze."
🔫 😃
🔫 
we need a pipe emote
|
we need a #pipes channel
WE WANT ah shiet they disabled global emotes
#pipes for president
| <-- pipe
Pipe DLC 50$ = Worth it
I have a feeling they would do exactly that JUST to troll us pipers haha
That was their first hyperloop test wasn't it? They're all underground now 😄
That's why Elon made The Boring Company
They're building them underground primarily in California for the time being
They're also using the extracted dirt and rock to create extremely affordable yet durable building material for houses and such
apple now has a market value of 1 trillion
pls add pipes
PIPES
Liquid traincarts please 😄
NO PIPES
#TeleporterMasterrace
@cursive turtle STOP! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or move to #delete-memes-off-topic
P A Y T H E C O U R T A F I N E O U R S E R V E Y O U R S E N T A N C E
That's not a meme
😄
These aren't memes about the game, highly disappointed.
Pipes will be in the game
@white sundial too much game meme meta meming?
Meme^3
guys lets keep this channel just memes about the game please
i will clean this up now
PIPES! please..... I will be quiet once i know there will be pipes
I think this whole pipe thing might just be a PIPE DREAM
no one wants pipes
Incorrect
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I want pipes
your emotes have no power here
I was going for a more memory stream related pipe 😛
Also, I don't know the Alt code for those pipes and bringing up the character map or googling is unnecessary effort haha
Aaha, so it does!
insert lizard doggo cuz I'm broke af and don't own photoshop
ehh
the real meme is the game costing 150$ at release + ads + microtransactions it might be time to jump the shit quicker then ea
they were joking tho
I don't know how the sarcasm wasn't abundantly clear...
^
i wish they were but ea kinda put everyone on edge me included and they are a smaller studio so having a larger price range helps but hurts the game and the video seemed almost dead honest most of the time he has a reaction after the joking if its a poke at ea it was not that clear and if it is not i wish them well as not very many people would play 150$ for anything that is a game
there is always a start
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Barrels on train?
Train Bums
guys want to se my pipe?
Privet message
my pipe is special
Doesn't work on mobile
nah you just broke my discord
It's not broken. That's how it's supposed to look
Great pipe
@frozen oxide yup that's why I said "doesn't work on mobile"
oh xd
Those pipes seem to have leaks in them..
Didn't Baine say to stop with the pipe talk in here?
@autumn flower I made you a present!
Also i just realised how cute Jace is
So cute!!!
Im sorry
Anyway enjoy
aww I have a better Jace image if you want
Oh baby
here u go
Okay, just added it to my bank... ( Im joking! But still he's cute )
@autumn flower Notice me?
Yes, just what I wanted
Np
A bit more beard would be nice. 😛
Beard always add +20% to sexiness factor for some people.
Ginger adds another 15%
Ginger beard thetefore is 35%
Logically speaking
That's funny, my beard has ginger tinges
Sexy maths!!!!
Do tinges get the full 15% or only a portion?
I was born without a soul ginger but my hair ended up black. Thus tinges.
The Jace memes were so strong they crashed my phone
ohmy
Another ginger
Albeit a fading ginger.
Captain nemo had black hair did he not?
@solid marlin Wherever you got that gif, you missed this
oh, wow thanks! I must have only gotten the alpha version (gib key)
so the alpha memes have stoped now its all about the lgbtq hair hes got going on
every time i hear pipes i rember factorio SO MANY FUCKING PIPES FOR NO REASON BUT NOT ENOUGH THRU PUT
yeah, but...in factorio you can't stack structures on each other
but pipes
new easter egg
^ writen on that is the alpha key find it
did you?
WE ARE REACHING NEW LEVELS OF DESPRIATE I ONLY SEE AT DIVE BARS
In this picture what's that tower in the background?
looks like a old school radar/coms tower
@fervent vine theres a alpha key in that pic too can you find it i did
Omg that gives me memmories if something I used to do with my brother lmao
Climb towers?
Nah sumfin else
When we were younger a game we used to play had a tower we'd always meet at
@frozen oxide
this game is set in the future on an alien planet
so probably a space elevator
you sure it isnt a space disco?
Nah the space elevator is far bigger and more impressive
That is an unknown building, probably some sort of coms tower
i think he was joking........ @winged shard
umm actually
it's a foodcourt
that serves burritos
chinese food
kebabs
pizza
and curry
its were the alpha keys are physically located cause that screen shop exists in real life
Have we mentioned pipes today? No? ok. In that case: We Want Pipes!
Game is literally "good enough".
tell that to simon
alpha pipes
No it's good enough because it doesn't have pipes.
This is true, all AAA games have pipes.
wonders how many AAA games have multiple processes, and thus need pipes
games with multi-threading is literally multi-pipes.
A very large amount probably use shared memory, tbh.
yes, many pipes, very important
Great, I'm waiting to hear that CS is so adamantly against pipes that they're making Satisfactory single-threaded and only using a single thread on the GPU.
Maybe there will be pipes but only as bundles of pipes carried on conveyors as a joke?
It'll be an injoke like the threadless bolts.
Technically not wrong.
😄
Frick he's challenging my world view. I need to go have a meltdown in a corner.
!
Ohh, I like doughnut holes.
lol
"Billets, or as some people at Ficsit call them... Pipe Holes."
Where's Baine when we need him for a wiki edit?
you can edit it yourself don't even need an account
Hahaha nice one, Sam
got em again
new rule! chat in #satisfactory pls for satisfactory memes
will respond to you there mug!
Office banter
No talking in this channel anymore! Please move discussion to #satisfactory or #455859306823286804 , whichever is more appropriate.
Did someone mention thinkevators?
no talky
@spare silo Barrel methodology
Forget pipes and conveyors. Satisfactory needs quantum tunnels
http://prntscr.com/kfzvec
Is this what you wanted?
your barreling has spread to Factorio
🤔
Here's my shittily altered stolen meme done in paint I hope you enjoy!
In 1973, Billy Joel released his legendary 'Piano Man' album. Listen to Billy Joel perform the title track 'Piano Man'. http://smarturl.it/BJ_CJPM_YT?IQid=yt...
Leaked footage of reactor https://m.imgur.com/gallery/4zLLsz8
@lilac tide
Catisfactory
when people ask for pipes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq8AgIS3ZgU
Our chance of pipes are
So many little pipes 🙀

euro truck simulator be coping
Reminder this is no talk area. Read pinned messages. Thank you.
@frozen blaze
PIPES EVERYWERE
Correction made
Google tells me this says "This does not have pipes."
Not sure if this classes as a satisfactory meme, It's more of a Jace meme... @autumn flower Do you like my desktop wallpaper?
I am willing to wait
@flint hamlet @tardy cedar @lost haven @fair garnet @hybrid thunder no talking in this channel.







pipes
Reminder that this is a no talking channel. Future discussion in this channel will result in a mute.
Leaked Satisfactory Screenshot, not open world anymore, went for level based /s
It's as jittering as we are.
When someone asks "When will I get the Alpha key"
Game features only male PC's
"Understandable, but a little bit old-hat"
Game features both male and female PC's
"Perfectly reasonable, pretty much the standard"
Game features only female PC's
figured out what jace plays in his "spare time"
Low effort mspaint meme is low effort
This whole no pipe thing is a plan!
Me trying to bribe coffee stain studios to add pipes
Satisfactory releases without pipes












Alright, another little rule reminder. This is for satisfactory related memes. If it is not a satisfactory related meme - it will be deleted and you will be warned. continuing to go against that rule will result in a weeks worth of muting. Thanks! ❤ and yes im talking. this is allowed since this is a rule reminder. so no "no talk" reaction crap lol
Some nice, high quality, new low quality meme. Also, I dont know how to or care to learn how to do gifs or videos
i made it a crude gif
Improved
pipe
Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em
ahem
this. this is it. this is the pinnacle of all humor. its all downhill from here.
AHEM
OUR PIPE IS GONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#TheGreatSatisfactoryBoycottOf2018SinceWeNoLongerHavePipeEmoji
#TheGreatSatisfactoryBoycottOf2018SinceWeNoLongerHavePipeEmote
is this a low effort repost?
only intellectuals will understand this one !!!
G-2 confirmed for Satisfactory
Pipe
"guns will be in satisfactory"
@autumn flower
Stop talking or get muted :)
PSA - this is a no talk channel. Please keep that in mind and read the pins. For those that violate - there will be a warning going forward. If continued - a mute. I have deleted 5 messages from this channel today alone.
or simply incorporate a message with your meme 
someone asked for this...
Was asked to load the cannons, also put them in position!
Nah, thinking more like this cannon.
Repost but in reply to above
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/456117300446232578/484115500155011082/op_will.gif
when it's opposite day in the coffee stain discord
when the only way to get alpha keys is subliminal messaging (by @marsh kernel)
Haigen: i want fish and chips in the food court
Baine: Fish and Chips can't be in the game, if you tried to bring fish back into the ecosystem, the pipes would kill them
Me:
#TheGreatSatisfactoryBoycottOf2018SinceWeNoLongerHavePipeEmote
On one of the RPG a alpha key is written find it
@marsh kernel is at it again
@chilly musk's ancient meme
https://i.imgur.com/HFWmU9y.png
What do you have to say for yourself @autumn flower?
and anotha one
all the bots waiting for keys
realistically this probably wouldn't work
or be allowed...
Did someone say Pipes?
Aka "crackcupcake_andumbrellahov_nonsensesounds_crackcupcakeimitatesaoldinternetmodexd_MADEITxd". "Audio" by ugotaphonenumber. Original: https://www.youtube....
the meme will never die
It's nice to see there's actually awesome satisfactory meme out there!
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/55784284/sure-its-satisfactory.jpg
Yes Snutt! That why we're all here!
Every gamer's dream
The wii port has motion controls.
Just make sure the wrist strap's on before you start throwing stuff.
Me after the world ends
While making that last meme I realized what the ultimate Satisfactory experience would be
YOU ARE WRONG! #SATISCEPTION
y'all wrong
WE HAVE TO GO EVEN DEEPER!
Deeper deeper
Also, skyrim on satisboy has already been made guys :D https://i.imgur.com/HFWmU9y.png
My friend make this xd
me when its wednesday where i live but the wednesday content is still not out yet https://tenor.com/JKE0.gif
OCTOBER 17TH
how jace really sits
this got me 14 thousand updoots on me_irl my dudeskis
Simon change your name in discord to
(nomiS) napmurtsilihc
That way you'll end up delaying the game backwards, thus pushing the game for release
https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.325108238.1301/mp,550x550,matte,ffffff,t.3u1.jpg
when someone tells you they do not want to play satisfactory
So

CAREFULLY!
DONT
DELAY
IT! 
ARE PIPES MAKING A COMEBACK? (What about heat pipes)
i put @granite shale in the game, per request
https://giphy.com/gifs/friends-excited-31lPv5L3aIvTi waiting for alpha/release :D
Everyone who isnt elected for Alpha:
TIME FOR A D**** CRUSADE!
when your previous message about a previous deleted message detailing the creation of the lizard doggo is deleted 
due to the concern of some, i have revised the meme.
@autumn flower 's last job
when the devs wont listen to you about adding pipes
when the devs never planned on adding pipes from the start and the pipe meme got way out of control but we all still love it ❤
"What are you doing for All Hallow's Eve @fervent vine"
Me: oh, you know, stuff
lol
there we go i hope its not that shit, i did it a bit too fast
Faster.
When you're waiting for the survey to release

me waiting for the survey
Just waitin here closed alpha
i think this is appropriate.
Three items to sum up the questionnaire, with an appropiate background
im going to regret this by bringing everyone into the nice quiet zone :P
the whole #ogcrew
mfw surveys were mailed out.
@stark rivet if you didn't get a survey then there is only one who can help you
SNUZZARD OF OZ
For the influx of new people, this channel is only for wholesome Satisfactory memes, not conversation, if it isn't memes, it doesn't belong here and will be deleted.
I summoned the satisfactory demon... Can I get an alpha key (that’s marker so don’t ban me)
Not a Karl Marx post I swear only alien doggo. Sorry I mean "Me too thanks"
!FicsitHR mute @carmine lily Just no, read the rules | 3 days
Muted The Unknown Ethereal#5075 (318769850908672000)
slowly dying inside while waiting for a key
i will not be outmemed
Do you like my creation?

its just for the meme dont get mad i know we wont get pipes
@winged cape did you mean this? 😃
No talk here guys. Keep any chat about posts here in #satisfactory as this channel is only for satisfactory related memes. Thanks!
Me waiting for Satisfactory :
https://media2.giphy.com/media/aSZSj0mT8f6tW/giphy.gif?cid=3640f6095bbb67597173307549075032
It's me every night
Where lizard doggos came from: https://www.sunnyskyz.com/uploads/2017/03/a0y3a-proof-dogs-can-be-friends-with-anything.jpg
this is getting out off hand

when people start posting pipe memes again....
For the influx of new people, this channel is only for Satisfactory memes, not conversation, if it isn't memes, it doesn't belong here and will be deleted. Keep chat related to these memes in the main #satisfactory channel. Thanks!
keep on memeing gents
Even YouTube wants pipes
@autumn flower This is what your meeting looked like right? (Might want to inlarge the pic. Quality is not the best).
simon:
Me ATM
.
What you think you want VS What you really want
Subscribe for more Wednesday inspired content my dudes. Check me out live at https://www.twitch.tv/jimmyhere
Mhhhhh Pipes Memes 
this discord tomorrow
CSS deciding who gets a key.
If i get an alpha key with the >0.1% chance
2 Coffess, 1:40Am (AST) And I'm all like jittery and shit
@empty oriole - Here... LOL
❤
Tfw I got banned 😢 https://i.imgur.com/wUODQSW.png
nothing like a good old dead meme https://imgflip.com/i/2kat85
deepfry intensifies
Waiting for email
https://tenor.com/view/walking-pipe-gif-7744730
Pipes in satisfactory...
no key here
@placid saddle
Is this the key everyone is looking for?
spicing up the unoriginal


