#satisfactory-memes | Satisfactory | Page 8

plush dune Jul 1, 2018, 3:29 AM

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not pixelated

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-2/3

plain rover Jul 1, 2018, 3:39 AM

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📎 unknown.png

little minnow Jul 1, 2018, 4:07 AM

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let us start a new cult

📎 962e845562a510b6.png

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#blamejace

remote wadi Jul 1, 2018, 4:17 AM

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We need a new emote, "#BlameJace" !

frosty bison Jul 1, 2018, 4:19 AM

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why do are we blaming jace now?

stoic plaza Jul 1, 2018, 4:37 AM

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Because...

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Idk.

frosty bison Jul 1, 2018, 4:37 AM

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aww rip jace then

little minnow Jul 1, 2018, 4:42 AM

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because we want another scapegoat apart from simon :P

true agate Jul 1, 2018, 4:44 AM

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Ohh no, what did I start

plain rover Jul 1, 2018, 4:49 AM

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I have asked myself that several times. Most of the time it was okay but sometimes it goes bad.

plush dune Jul 1, 2018, 5:00 AM

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we are blaming jace because I said so

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GWcmeisterPeepoEZ

little minnow Jul 1, 2018, 5:19 AM

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^^^

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i self declare myself co-founder of the #blamejace group

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@plush dune is the leader

plush dune Jul 1, 2018, 5:20 AM

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pog

little minnow Jul 1, 2018, 5:20 AM

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i agree

plush dune Jul 1, 2018, 5:20 AM

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blame jace he is always unavailable

true agate Jul 1, 2018, 6:11 AM

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I made the picture tho

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Can I have the treasury spot

stone vine Jul 1, 2018, 6:14 AM

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give me an alpha

novel flax Jul 1, 2018, 6:16 AM

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@stone vine here you go: α

stone vine Jul 1, 2018, 6:16 AM

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doesnt work

novel flax Jul 1, 2018, 6:16 AM

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yes it does

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it's right there

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α

plain rover Jul 1, 2018, 6:20 AM

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Yeah that's an alpha alright.

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It's a pretty good quality alpha too.

little minnow Jul 1, 2018, 6:24 AM

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I like this alpha

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best alpha out there

patent wren Jul 1, 2018, 6:33 AM

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α🔑

tranquil matrix Jul 1, 2018, 6:33 AM

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🇦

little minnow Jul 1, 2018, 6:36 AM

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α🔑

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sweet i got an alpha key

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who wants an alpha key

visual orbit Jul 1, 2018, 6:56 AM

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ME ME ME

little minnow Jul 1, 2018, 6:59 AM

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@visual orbit enjoy α🔑

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have an alpha key

visual orbit Jul 1, 2018, 6:59 AM

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lol thx

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lmao

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checks gmail just in case

frail rover Jul 1, 2018, 7:01 AM

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Get your 100% alpha keys right here

📎 alpha_key.png

novel flax Jul 1, 2018, 7:01 AM

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100%?

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that only looks 98% to me

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maybe even 95%

frail rover Jul 1, 2018, 7:01 AM

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BlameSimon

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Alright here's an even alpha-ier alpha key:

📎 alpha_key.png

novel flax Jul 1, 2018, 7:07 AM

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still too yellow

frail rover Jul 1, 2018, 7:20 AM

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I think I got it all now. :P

📎 alpha_key.png

winged furnace Jul 1, 2018, 8:09 AM

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📎 Zrzutekranu_2018-07-01-10-07-30-715.jpeg

placid escarp Jul 1, 2018, 8:10 AM

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Uh... How is this related to Satisfactory? Not accusing, just curious.

winged furnace Jul 1, 2018, 8:12 AM

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is something here possible to be related to satisfactory?

placid escarp Jul 1, 2018, 8:13 AM

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I mean, if it's not related to Satisfactory, it goes in #delete-memes-off-topic. That's all I'm saying.

winged furnace Jul 1, 2018, 8:13 AM

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aah

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okay

placid escarp Jul 1, 2018, 8:14 AM

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Thought there might be some special meaning behind "2463" and Satisfactory.

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gasp

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That's when the Alpha's going to be released!

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2463!

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Calling it now!

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Only 445 years to go!

agile plume Jul 1, 2018, 8:15 AM

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2nd of April 2063?

placid escarp Jul 1, 2018, 8:16 AM

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Funny.

worn fern Jul 1, 2018, 8:16 AM

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24110 A.D. ALPHA confirmed

placid escarp Jul 1, 2018, 8:18 AM

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2463 AS (After Simon) Alpha confirmed.

slender quartz Jul 1, 2018, 8:53 AM

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XD 😂

thorny stream Jul 1, 2018, 9:24 AM

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Alpha key's ??? I need 2 .

white jasper Jul 1, 2018, 9:55 AM

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Give me Alpha keys pls 😉

vital rock Jul 1, 2018, 11:02 AM

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here ;) URGAY-IFYOU-READ-THIS

ornate pollen Jul 1, 2018, 11:06 AM

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no u

high cairn Jul 1, 2018, 11:27 AM

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📎 Screenshot_2.jpg

stoic plaza Jul 1, 2018, 12:26 PM

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I would laugh if they sent out an email

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Just to have it like 80 paragraphs long

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And just leave the end as “ Alpha Key: - Blame-Simon-Not-Ready”

dry lintel Jul 1, 2018, 12:28 PM

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And here again beacuse it is "on-topic"

📎 Jace-Simon.jpg

unique walrus Jul 1, 2018, 3:05 PM

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🔑

plain rover Jul 1, 2018, 3:12 PM

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Mmm classic.

prisma fog Jul 1, 2018, 3:54 PM

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yall be using this 🔑

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and wondering why you're not getting a key

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but in reality

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🗝 this is the true alpha key

elfin perch Jul 1, 2018, 3:57 PM

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then what's this I found? 🍆 🤔

dry lintel Jul 1, 2018, 4:00 PM

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🥒💦 🍑

steady lake Jul 1, 2018, 4:03 PM

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Cucumber Rain Peach?

dry lintel Jul 1, 2018, 4:03 PM

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....

steady lake Jul 1, 2018, 4:05 PM

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Don't give me that look, I'm just waiting for my Alpha Key, and probably will be till I die in 60ish years

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😁

prisma fog Jul 1, 2018, 4:05 PM

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Ill put in all this work into fanart and wiki contributions and it'll turn out that the keys are given by random

real ore Jul 1, 2018, 4:37 PM

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BlameSimon 👌 💦 lizard_dog

vital rock Jul 1, 2018, 5:02 PM

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ablorplereach 🗝 ablorplereachreverse

patent wren Jul 1, 2018, 5:05 PM

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you don't need alpha key if you didn't get α🔒

stuck hemlock Jul 1, 2018, 5:13 PM

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LOL

white jasper Jul 1, 2018, 5:22 PM

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📎 410832364269469696.png

stray ginkgo Jul 1, 2018, 5:23 PM

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The alpha lock is most likely steam.
Given they have steam play time on the game

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(Taken from Gnutt's steam)

📎 Screenshot_20180701-182544.png

dry lintel Jul 1, 2018, 5:29 PM

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Fckin Rim World isn'T bad

stray ginkgo Jul 1, 2018, 5:30 PM

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It's a great game

formal hound Jul 1, 2018, 5:45 PM

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too $$

dry lintel Jul 1, 2018, 5:49 PM

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I baught it at under/at 10$

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baught or bought

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lel

stray ginkgo Jul 1, 2018, 5:55 PM

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If rimworld is too expensive for you I'm sorry but you're hyping up the wrong game tree.

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[Savage 5%]

formal hound Jul 1, 2018, 6:01 PM

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?

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30 dollars for a top-down base builder with potato graphics is more than what i'd spend on a game like that

dry lintel Jul 1, 2018, 6:09 PM

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It isn'T bad

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It has content

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And i like it

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Will probably play it in 2 weeks (holidays for me) for a long time

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but before atleast 100h in subnautica 😄 xD

stray ginkgo Jul 1, 2018, 6:10 PM

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If one of the people who is making the game you're hyping up has 461 hours in it then that must say it is a good game.

dry lintel Jul 1, 2018, 6:10 PM

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I have ehm... over 1k h in rimworld 😄

stray ginkgo Jul 1, 2018, 6:19 PM

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I... can't remember my play time

dry lintel Jul 1, 2018, 6:19 PM

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ye ye

stray ginkgo Jul 1, 2018, 6:22 PM

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Do I have discord linked to steam?

vital lodge Jul 1, 2018, 6:22 PM

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Dont think so

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I cant see it

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Go to user settings and then connections

stray ginkgo Jul 1, 2018, 6:38 PM

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I'm at work and can't do that, othereise I'd just find the time myself ^_^

dry lintel Jul 1, 2018, 7:10 PM

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At work,.,.,.,.,.,. and chatting on Discord? Okkk... so where so you wrk? gonna call your boss 😛

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xD

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lel

manic quail Jul 1, 2018, 8:24 PM

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where are the deep fried memes

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there we go

dry lintel Jul 1, 2018, 8:25 PM

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Pllsss

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Why does this shit have 3MB size btw?

manic quail Jul 1, 2018, 8:26 PM

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despite the hideous jpeg compression, it's actually a png that I copied directly out of the image edtior

dry lintel Jul 1, 2018, 8:26 PM

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Oh pls

manic quail Jul 1, 2018, 8:26 PM

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that means I can jpeg it even harder

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📎 Untitled.jpg

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bam

dry lintel Jul 1, 2018, 8:27 PM

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Nicr

icy lagoon Jul 1, 2018, 9:43 PM

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oh god why

torn knoll Jul 1, 2018, 10:42 PM

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God has abandoned us a long time ago

zenith salmon Jul 1, 2018, 10:42 PM

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Im on Gnutts Profile
yay

stray ginkgo Jul 1, 2018, 10:51 PM

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Oh hello there XD

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I did want to include the key bit, didn't know you were still here 😄

iron hatch Jul 1, 2018, 11:03 PM

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📎 3dbf782.jpg

strong tinsel Jul 1, 2018, 11:50 PM

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its not a copy of factorio cause factorio has experimental releases

tardy dragon Jul 1, 2018, 11:56 PM

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everyday, we stray further away from God

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just like the satisfactory alpha strays away from us

still dragon Jul 2, 2018, 12:39 AM

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https://img.pr0gramm.com/2018/07/02/344da3b35802dfb8.jpg

iron hatch Jul 2, 2018, 12:51 AM

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@still dragon that's not a satisfactory meme 😡 triggered! 😡

still dragon Jul 2, 2018, 12:51 AM

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you're right

iron hatch Jul 2, 2018, 12:52 AM

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then put it in #delete-memes-off-topic

little minnow Jul 2, 2018, 1:05 AM

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jaceface

still dragon Jul 2, 2018, 1:07 AM

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what's done is done

iron hatch Jul 2, 2018, 1:54 AM

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hehe

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if u say so

dapper musk Jul 2, 2018, 8:19 AM

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📎 Screenshot_20180629-190511_Snapchat.jpg

vivid iron Jul 2, 2018, 8:40 AM

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📎 Dg6eG2nV4AA4foG.jpg

steady mulch Jul 2, 2018, 4:25 PM

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Can't really draw but whatever

📎 blamesimon.jpg

marsh kernel Jul 2, 2018, 4:27 PM

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10 minutes past alpha?

steady mulch Jul 2, 2018, 4:28 PM

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Indeed.

marsh kernel Jul 2, 2018, 4:36 PM

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i was expecting a clock stuck on 1 minute before alpha

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Simon broke it

dry lintel Jul 2, 2018, 6:10 PM

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https://imgflip.com/i/2da6i5

Imgflip

Left Exit 12 Off Ramp

marsh kernel Jul 2, 2018, 6:13 PM

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Simon would actually set up a road block so all devs are forced to delay

trim ridge Jul 2, 2018, 6:17 PM

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*set up a road block to delay the delaying of the alpha.

dry lintel Jul 2, 2018, 6:17 PM

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Simon would nuke left road and block right so people first have to remove road block to delay alpha

neat herald Jul 2, 2018, 6:17 PM

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Wait wait... If you delay delaying the alpha... Does that mean it doesn't get delayed? 🤔

dry lintel Jul 2, 2018, 6:17 PM

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No you first have to delay to release alpha

neat herald Jul 2, 2018, 6:18 PM

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Hahaha I think that should be removed from the required development cycle 😛

west coral Jul 2, 2018, 7:19 PM

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at this rate we'll see YYZ played by coffeestainers before the alpha...

earnest gull Jul 2, 2018, 7:25 PM

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Wait just a minute. What did Simon do this time?

neat herald Jul 2, 2018, 7:26 PM

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Turned right instead of left

wintry ember Jul 2, 2018, 7:38 PM

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this aint a hoi4 focus tree

plush urchin Jul 2, 2018, 7:59 PM

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Oi bruv

thorny stream Jul 2, 2018, 7:59 PM

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Hehe... Does a bit remind me of:
"When Stanley came to a room with two open doors, he gone through the door on his left."
-Going through the right door.
"This wasnt the way to the meeting room, and Stanley knew it perfectly well."

neat herald Jul 2, 2018, 8:00 PM

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^ Isn't that why the universe spawned coffee?

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"Man, those carbon computers are really just... just awful... Maybe instead of redesigning from scratch I'll just give em a little temporary hotfix they can apply themselves!"

storm quail Jul 2, 2018, 8:58 PM

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Does that mean that when caffeine wears off, that's a rollback of a patch?

thorny herald Jul 2, 2018, 9:17 PM

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the latest XKCD spoke to me

📎 Satisfactory2.png

stray ginkgo Jul 2, 2018, 9:20 PM

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Grade A meme!

wintry ember Jul 2, 2018, 9:23 PM

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#blamesimon

neat herald Jul 2, 2018, 9:38 PM

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Ha! Well done

ruby vector Jul 2, 2018, 9:49 PM

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how do i get into the alpha\

static thunder Jul 2, 2018, 9:49 PM

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their website

ruby vector Jul 2, 2018, 9:50 PM

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thanks

tranquil matrix Jul 2, 2018, 11:40 PM

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Is the launch actually planned for 2021?

neat herald Jul 2, 2018, 11:41 PM

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That text was edited from a post showing/poking-fun-at the delaying of the James Webb Telescope

tranquil matrix Jul 2, 2018, 11:42 PM

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Ohh okay

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But uhm. Before 2021 right?

neat herald Jul 2, 2018, 11:43 PM

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The satisfactory graph doesn't even start until 2210 💥

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No one really knows when the release will happen. At least no one knows publicly. They haven't even really told us why they had to delay it

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I'm sticking to my Mars hypothesis though

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But it's going to be awesomesauce when it does eventually launch

tranquil matrix Jul 2, 2018, 11:47 PM

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Its steak sauce

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No wait

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Its awesomesauce now and it hasnt even launched

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That posted in the wrong order i think

neat herald Jul 2, 2018, 11:49 PM

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Lol

strong tinsel Jul 3, 2018, 2:45 AM

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its a music video clip, there is no actual gameplay

novel flax Jul 3, 2018, 3:11 AM

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🤔

vital rock Jul 3, 2018, 7:10 AM

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📎 REMEMBER.png

empty idol Jul 3, 2018, 7:11 AM

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XD

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NOOOO NOT YOU LIZARD

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i thought you were part of the good guys

vital rock Jul 3, 2018, 7:14 AM

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tbh i just didnt know who to put on the third guy's head

empty idol Jul 3, 2018, 7:20 AM

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x)

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No Lizard doggo’s head is funny on a human body you did well

tranquil path Jul 3, 2018, 7:22 AM

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the lizard is stopping the release of keys so no one knows that he isn't peaceful like everyone is hyping him up to be

kindred niche Jul 3, 2018, 11:25 AM

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Dota is delaying alpha release BlameSimon

storm quail Jul 3, 2018, 11:25 AM

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Dota is delaying the delaying of the alpha release. A distracted Simon is a Simon who can't break things.

wise ravine Jul 3, 2018, 11:26 AM

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^^

agile plume Jul 3, 2018, 12:25 PM

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It was needed to be done at some point
https://coub.com/view/1aik97

Coub

DLongren

Satisfactory Deja Vu

by DLongren

storm quail Jul 3, 2018, 12:34 PM

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...

plush dune Jul 3, 2018, 2:09 PM

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amazing

thorny stream Jul 3, 2018, 2:21 PM

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📎 681.jpg

stray ginkgo Jul 3, 2018, 2:22 PM

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"after 15 years"

thorny stream Jul 3, 2018, 2:24 PM

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I just noticed that when making it

marsh kernel Jul 3, 2018, 2:26 PM

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statisfactory

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bearthonk2

stray ginkgo Jul 3, 2018, 2:27 PM

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The game is currently static?

thorny stream Jul 3, 2018, 2:33 PM

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k

agile plume Jul 3, 2018, 2:34 PM

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https://coub.com/view/1aipmh

Coub

DLongren

Drill harder

by DLongren

thorny stream Jul 3, 2018, 2:35 PM

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Clap trap? from borderlands??? lol

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jk

dusty swallow Jul 3, 2018, 2:36 PM

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📎 unknown.png

stray ginkgo Jul 3, 2018, 2:36 PM

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You're very bored dLong

marsh kernel Jul 3, 2018, 2:37 PM

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drill longer, harder

agile plume Jul 3, 2018, 2:37 PM

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Yep, I have some free time but can't leave office right now

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Sooo
Memes

mint dock Jul 3, 2018, 2:40 PM

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you're doing gods work.

stray ginkgo Jul 3, 2018, 2:41 PM

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We're always saying Simon is delaying it, but how is he delaying it?
Is he unmodelling the game?

dusty swallow Jul 3, 2018, 2:41 PM

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commiting code with "return true;"

stray ginkgo Jul 3, 2018, 2:41 PM

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🤔

mint dock Jul 3, 2018, 2:42 PM

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He has his ways.

stray ginkgo Jul 3, 2018, 2:43 PM

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Will the answer to his ways be delayed?

mint dock Jul 3, 2018, 2:44 PM

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it's complicated

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maybe

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his presence in itself delays

stray ginkgo Jul 3, 2018, 2:46 PM

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So he is a time distortion?
Some from of black hole that only absorbs time?

mint dock Jul 3, 2018, 2:48 PM

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no he's just mostly in the way

polar bronze Jul 3, 2018, 2:49 PM

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imagines Simon just laying down across the keyboards of random persons like a cat

dusty swallow Jul 3, 2018, 2:49 PM

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fresh off the meme press

📎 unknown.png

stray ginkgo Jul 3, 2018, 2:50 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/user/simonscat

YouTube

Simon's Cat

Simon's Cat is an animated series featuring the mischievous and often hilarious antics of a fat white cat and his owner Simon. At least one NEW black & white...

wide ginkgo Jul 3, 2018, 6:26 PM

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📎 2dchyp.jpg

zinc wind Jul 3, 2018, 6:26 PM

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sorry sir, you just came out of the dream

plain rover Jul 3, 2018, 6:48 PM

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My Jace hue rotation gif is litterally 1Mb too big.

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Cut quality in half. Still works good enough.

📎 Jacebow.gif

stray ginkgo Jul 3, 2018, 6:51 PM

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ahhhhhhhhh

autumn flower Jul 3, 2018, 6:51 PM

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me on a friday night

stoic plaza Jul 3, 2018, 6:51 PM

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OMF LOL

stray ginkgo Jul 3, 2018, 6:51 PM

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Don't do drugs kids

stoic plaza Jul 3, 2018, 6:51 PM

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^^

plain rover Jul 3, 2018, 6:51 PM

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Yeah I was thinking about doing the body pillow but then thought that might be too mean.

autumn flower Jul 3, 2018, 6:51 PM

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this wont convince kids not to do drugs tbh

stoic plaza Jul 3, 2018, 6:51 PM

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Jace after 9 hours of editing

autumn flower Jul 3, 2018, 6:51 PM

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LOL

stray ginkgo Jul 3, 2018, 6:51 PM

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This is true

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Okay..

plain rover Jul 3, 2018, 6:51 PM

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Since you wanted to change your hair color, i figured I'd do it for you.

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And I did all the colors.

autumn flower Jul 3, 2018, 6:51 PM

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tyvm

stray ginkgo Jul 3, 2018, 6:51 PM

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Kids do drugs... but only the good ones that your Dr. tells you to take

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Nailed it

haughty jackal Jul 3, 2018, 6:51 PM

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Well, you kinda changed his skin color aswell

stoic plaza Jul 3, 2018, 6:51 PM

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But you changed jace in the process

haughty jackal Jul 3, 2018, 6:52 PM

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I don't know if that will be healthy

autumn flower Jul 3, 2018, 6:52 PM

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i dont even know who i am anymore carl

stoic plaza Jul 3, 2018, 6:52 PM

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Nice

plain rover Jul 3, 2018, 6:52 PM

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Hey, I love to deface pictures.

stoic plaza Jul 3, 2018, 6:52 PM

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Welcome to the club

plain rover Jul 3, 2018, 6:52 PM

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I might post some in #delete-memes-off-topic later.

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Has Science gone too far? Jace is an Anime Girl?

📎 unknown.png

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This is probably the least creative thing I will do all day.

marsh kernel Jul 3, 2018, 7:07 PM

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trap

plain rover Jul 3, 2018, 7:07 PM

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Ohh yeah and don't spread that around to much. That really weirdly preportioned chibby came off a random devient art page. I don't wana deal with an angry 12 year old.

balmy bolt Jul 3, 2018, 11:53 PM

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If you die in satisfactory do you die in real life? 🤔

marsh kernel Jul 3, 2018, 11:56 PM

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no

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but everytime you die a lizard doggo dies with you

stray ginkgo Jul 3, 2018, 11:56 PM

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Time to enable god mode.

neat herald Jul 3, 2018, 11:57 PM

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^ The only appropriate action given the stakes

trail escarp Jul 4, 2018, 2:11 AM

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Me waiting for satisfactory

📎 Ng2MwmP.jpg

neat herald Jul 4, 2018, 2:13 AM

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... Concern

trail escarp Jul 4, 2018, 2:15 AM

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Its gonna be like Crackorio

formal hound Jul 4, 2018, 3:11 AM

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satisCrackory

little minnow Jul 4, 2018, 5:16 AM

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so

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its either a cracker factory

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or a cocaine factory

stoic plaza Jul 4, 2018, 5:17 AM

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Dude looks like he’s stepped on a Lego and sat on a pole

little minnow Jul 4, 2018, 5:19 AM

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📎 Shark2.png

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📎 simon.png

novel flax Jul 4, 2018, 5:31 AM

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why would you bleach your hair but not your eyebrows

thorny herald Jul 4, 2018, 5:34 AM

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People's eyebrows aren't always the same color as their, hair and blond eyebrows can look weird on a lot of folks

little minnow Jul 4, 2018, 5:36 AM

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📎 AS.png

novel flax Jul 4, 2018, 5:36 AM

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obviously

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but it still looks super weird when people are bleach blond with super dark eyebrows

little minnow Jul 4, 2018, 5:36 AM

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📎 S.png

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2 more fresh off the low effort meme press

thorny herald Jul 4, 2018, 5:42 AM

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Yeah, they could do with being at least a lighter brown or something

novel flax Jul 4, 2018, 5:43 AM

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📎 ss_2018-07-04_at_05.43.43.png

stoic plaza Jul 4, 2018, 7:01 AM

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Trueee

void remnant Jul 4, 2018, 8:04 AM

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wow that's lewd

storm quail Jul 4, 2018, 8:13 AM

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They just want to pet the lizard doggo!

stoic plaza Jul 4, 2018, 8:32 AM

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Nobody would harm lizard doggo

novel flax Jul 4, 2018, 8:41 AM

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it's just ~~heavy~~ light petting

young carbon Jul 4, 2018, 10:26 AM

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who doesnt want to pet the lizard doggo

deep basin Jul 4, 2018, 12:47 PM

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📎 DeepFryer_20180704_134645.jpg

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When u break the community rules

vital rock Jul 4, 2018, 12:49 PM

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when the 165652th dumbass of the day ask about the alpha key

hoary tundra Jul 4, 2018, 12:50 PM

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lol

plush dune Jul 4, 2018, 1:01 PM

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key

unborn thorn Jul 4, 2018, 5:58 PM

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When someone says, "wen r de alpha keyzzzzz?"

little minnow Jul 4, 2018, 6:12 PM

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📎 Shark2.png

stray ginkgo Jul 4, 2018, 6:15 PM

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Nu

ocean spindle Jul 4, 2018, 6:19 PM

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Hype train

📎 image-22.jpg

wraith mauve Jul 4, 2018, 6:36 PM

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his name better be Thomas

twin belfry Jul 4, 2018, 7:48 PM

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https://gph.is/2lVBMbK

Giphy

vital rock Jul 4, 2018, 8:00 PM

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hyperkek

gray sage Jul 4, 2018, 8:26 PM

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https://gph.is/2Npz3DP

Giphy

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:^)

plush dune Jul 4, 2018, 11:15 PM

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blamenicalis

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no idea who nicalis is

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but blame them anyway

lone island Jul 5, 2018, 3:57 AM

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Did someone say key?

📎 key.png

frail rover Jul 5, 2018, 4:14 AM

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📎 Screenshot_20180704-231357.png

plain rover Jul 5, 2018, 6:48 AM

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aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

scenic basalt Jul 5, 2018, 6:56 AM

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XD

real kernel Jul 5, 2018, 5:55 PM

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why isn't that one allowed?

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if i may ask

placid saddle Jul 5, 2018, 5:55 PM

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not game related

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move it to #delete-memes-off-topic

real kernel Jul 5, 2018, 5:55 PM

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ah

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ok

placid saddle Jul 5, 2018, 5:55 PM

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no worries

dry lintel Jul 5, 2018, 7:15 PM

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Boring Mod

placid saddle Jul 5, 2018, 7:15 PM

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@dry lintel thats not appropriate lol

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sorry man

dry lintel Jul 5, 2018, 7:15 PM

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cmon

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it is appropriate for steam kek

placid saddle Jul 5, 2018, 7:16 PM

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hey its a safe for work company discord

dry lintel Jul 5, 2018, 7:16 PM

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ít is safe enough for steams guidelines

placid saddle Jul 5, 2018, 7:17 PM

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i would bet if i reported that specific comment it would be reviewed as a violation there too

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well considering that is nothing related to satisfactory memes consider it gone

dry lintel Jul 5, 2018, 7:19 PM

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...

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ontopic channels will never be on topic mate

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accept that 😄

torn knoll Jul 5, 2018, 7:25 PM

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it will never be on topic if people like you keep untoppicing it

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accept THAT 😃

lean glacier Jul 5, 2018, 7:26 PM

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there will never be world peace if people like you keep fighting

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ACCEPT THAT

torn knoll Jul 5, 2018, 7:29 PM

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but then there will never be ontoppic channels 😭 also i like kicking ass 😈

vital rock Jul 5, 2018, 7:29 PM

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reposting to stay on topic

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formal hound Jul 5, 2018, 8:06 PM

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BlameSimon

dreamy walrus Jul 5, 2018, 9:27 PM

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uwot_jace

wraith mauve Jul 5, 2018, 10:18 PM

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Remember: no release dates

storm quail Jul 5, 2018, 10:19 PM

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"We don't have alpha ready for you, nor do we have a release date, but we /do/ have lizard doggo..." "SOLD!"

neat herald Jul 5, 2018, 10:20 PM

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They know how to market

storm quail Jul 5, 2018, 10:22 PM

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Given that they made a fortune off Goat Simulator, they probably get their niche.

sonic grotto Jul 6, 2018, 1:07 AM

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Low-level meme.

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frail rover Jul 6, 2018, 2:33 AM

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I'm a developer who knows C++ and I still don't get it.

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Unless the joke is that you're gonna have lots of segfaults and missing semicolons. Which isn't a joke, it's just reality. :P

stray ginkgo Jul 6, 2018, 3:38 AM

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When the joke is too real to be funny for those it effects and to the rest of the world they don't understand it so it isn't funny.

dusty swallow Jul 6, 2018, 3:43 AM

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Its a horse without a saddle, itll crush your pelvic region

median merlin Jul 6, 2018, 4:39 AM

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But why on a C++ book?

plain rover Jul 6, 2018, 5:11 AM

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A lot of people like to go on about how C++ is a really hard language.

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I wouldn't call it hard, just unforgiving.

fierce flume Jul 6, 2018, 6:48 AM

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^

storm quail Jul 6, 2018, 8:06 AM

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C++ is 'unintentional consequences' distilled.

arctic pagoda Jul 6, 2018, 9:50 AM

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"when your colleague is away, install Greek keyboard, repalce a semicolon (;) with a greek question mark(;) and then uninstall the Greek language keyboard"

storm quail Jul 6, 2018, 9:52 AM

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One of the things we did as a practical joke was make a checkerboard pattern for one of our admin's keyboards; the old mac keyboards came in black and white versions, we opted to make two checkerboard versions.

arctic pagoda Jul 6, 2018, 9:54 AM

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NOICE

worn fern Jul 6, 2018, 9:54 AM

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If you lined it up perfectly, it could be quite satisfactory.

frail rover Jul 6, 2018, 9:54 AM

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C++ is what you get when you take an archaic, low level language and shoehorn in a bunch of high level features. It's just a mess of a language. :P

worn fern Jul 6, 2018, 9:54 AM

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It’s a mess, but it’s a mess that works and runs most infrastructure.

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It’s good enough™

storm quail Jul 6, 2018, 9:56 AM

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They say the same thing about Windows Server.

frail rover Jul 6, 2018, 9:57 AM

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Does Windows Server actually work though? Certainly Windows Server isn't ubiquitous like C++ is. It's not even that it runs on most infrastructure, it's that a lot of infrastructure runs on it.

storm quail Jul 6, 2018, 9:58 AM

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Okay, vmWare then. :)

arctic pagoda Jul 6, 2018, 10:01 AM

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I'm having a private laugh ad Windows Servers, that they are only 7 days uptime, as they have Patch Tuesday

storm quail Jul 6, 2018, 10:01 AM

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I just about quit my job a few years ago because they wanted me to do windows management. Fsck /that/ noise.

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I don't want to do administration on an arbitrarily stateful machine. Everytime you reboot a windows swerver box, it comes up a DIFFERENT WAY.

frail rover Jul 6, 2018, 10:05 AM

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Yeah, Windows is not known for reliability or consistency.

arctic pagoda Jul 6, 2018, 10:27 AM

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"Everytime you reboot a windows swerver box, it comes up a DIFFERENT WAY."
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL

deep basin Jul 6, 2018, 10:27 AM

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Oooffffffffff

storm quail Jul 6, 2018, 10:28 AM

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I've had IIS come up in three different ways: Crashed, service hung, and mysteriously just fine.

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Never had a switch or router do the same thing. It comes up and it's not straddling the multiverse of possible states, all of which except for one, matches its configs.

placid saddle Jul 6, 2018, 12:44 PM

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https://imgflip.com/i/2diep4 @autumn flower 😂

Imgflip

is this a pigeon

hollow merlin Jul 6, 2018, 12:44 PM

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Perfect

autumn flower Jul 6, 2018, 12:45 PM

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LOL

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post to twitter baine

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ill rt

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(i think youre on twitter)

placid saddle Jul 6, 2018, 12:45 PM

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uno momento

autumn flower Jul 6, 2018, 12:45 PM

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ok. found you on twitter

placid saddle Jul 6, 2018, 12:46 PM

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tweeted

sonic grotto Jul 6, 2018, 1:24 PM

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lean glacier Jul 6, 2018, 1:43 PM

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Whare do I sign up?

stoic plaza Jul 6, 2018, 2:15 PM

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I love refrigerators

vital rock Jul 6, 2018, 2:17 PM

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📎 FREE_REAL_ESTATE.png

autumn flower Jul 6, 2018, 2:33 PM

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@fringe turret i dont really want to allow that, but i understand that you're joking. will remove

fringe turret Jul 6, 2018, 2:34 PM

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im not joking dude

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playin overwatch in team to just wont be so lonely

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but ppl dont like me there too

stoic plaza Jul 6, 2018, 2:37 PM

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Huh

autumn flower Jul 6, 2018, 2:37 PM

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not saying i/we dont like you

stoic plaza Jul 6, 2018, 2:37 PM

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Hi jace

autumn flower Jul 6, 2018, 2:37 PM

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just letting you know

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❤

fringe turret Jul 6, 2018, 2:39 PM

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❤

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thenks jace

dry lintel Jul 6, 2018, 5:35 PM

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📎 2d7kuk.jpg

formal hound Jul 6, 2018, 5:44 PM

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and again

dry lintel Jul 6, 2018, 5:49 PM

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and again

ornate pollen Jul 6, 2018, 5:51 PM

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and again

west coral Jul 6, 2018, 5:51 PM

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delay noises
Simon: Oops i did it again

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man i can'T type

stray ginkgo Jul 6, 2018, 5:55 PM

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Imagine Simon has a sound he makes whenever he delays the game.

It would likely be the sound of diel up.

dry lintel Jul 6, 2018, 5:58 PM

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It would play in an infinite loop because he delays all the time

autumn wadi Jul 6, 2018, 5:58 PM

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will they add MORE PYLONS?

torn knoll Jul 6, 2018, 7:33 PM

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need more minerals first!

winged shard Jul 6, 2018, 8:42 PM

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I think this now belongs here

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https://satisfactory.gamepedia.com/Jace

Satisfactory Wiki

Jace

Jace is an artful troll, programmer and community manager at Coffee Stain Studios.

plain rover Jul 6, 2018, 8:42 PM

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Yes.

steep lichen Jul 6, 2018, 8:44 PM

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📎 image.png

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Why is it russian

tribal thunder Jul 6, 2018, 8:45 PM

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someone russian probably wrote it and forgot to switch to english/english keyboard?

winged shard Jul 6, 2018, 8:47 PM

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someone made some russian pages

torn knoll Jul 6, 2018, 8:53 PM

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take google translate and translate it just to make sure that these arent ,,yo mama,, jokes or something like that.

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also it is 22 days old by now

marsh kernel Jul 6, 2018, 8:56 PM

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the satis wiki has russion pages iirc

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there's an english equivalent available

torn knoll Jul 6, 2018, 8:58 PM

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well if his browser is set to be standart russian it mighg have realised it and gave him the already included russisn version. Or some other universal constant has failed him again and showed the russians back into his PC, cus why not?

steep lichen Jul 6, 2018, 9:34 PM

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I must have listened to too much hardbass

vital rock Jul 6, 2018, 9:39 PM

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everytime you listen to hardbass you become more and more russian. it is known

storm quail Jul 6, 2018, 10:19 PM

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IS NYET TRU.

plush lagoon Jul 7, 2018, 3:59 PM

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Nyet means no

vestal laurel Jul 7, 2018, 4:03 PM

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Is it bad i have a russian hardbass playlist then?

storm quail Jul 7, 2018, 4:23 PM

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... Is there a satisfactory hardbass remix?

subtle groveBOT Jul 7, 2018, 4:23 PM

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Permission number #7 **.sm utility disable ** is preventing this action.

tribal thunder Jul 7, 2018, 4:25 PM

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alright, who let the bot out?

dry lintel Jul 7, 2018, 4:26 PM

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Oh Nadekoooo

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.ping

subtle groveBOT Jul 7, 2018, 4:26 PM

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Permission number #7 **.sm utility disable ** is preventing this action.

dry lintel Jul 7, 2018, 4:27 PM

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....

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I hate Jace or whoever disabled ping

dreamy cosmos Jul 7, 2018, 4:47 PM

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BlameSimon

tranquil cargo Jul 7, 2018, 5:22 PM

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YALL MIND IF I HIT THAT...

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📎 18bilLIZARD.png

formal hound Jul 7, 2018, 5:25 PM

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for 18 billion, sure

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just buy a new puppy

dry lintel Jul 7, 2018, 5:35 PM

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lel

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I would get a hydraulic press and crush it with that after stepping on it to get the job properly done...

tranquil cargo Jul 7, 2018, 5:39 PM

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me too

marsh kernel Jul 7, 2018, 5:43 PM

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i'd step on it with my bare foot, softly

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then use half the money to build fancy stuff for my new pet

twilit forum Jul 7, 2018, 5:55 PM

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Will the game cost and how much will it cost ?

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whoops wrong chat

vital rock Jul 7, 2018, 6:12 PM

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oh we can work with that

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YES IT WILL COST.

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YOUR SOUL

solid marlin Jul 7, 2018, 6:14 PM

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The satisfactory team enters the kitchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo

YouTube

Tom C

Swedish Chef - Meatballs

Its The Swedish Chef... with meatballs!

▶ Play video

scenic basalt Jul 7, 2018, 6:17 PM

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They are a bunch of meatballs. ❤

autumn flower Jul 7, 2018, 6:59 PM

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https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1015585165358305280

Satisfactory (@SatisfactoryAF)

I know a lot of you were wondering what Oscar and Joakim were talking about in the developer highlight. So here's the raw video.

(Full dev highlight video here: https://t.co/EIl72HzVwb) https://t.co/LOiTFZ7hkz

▶ Play video

stray ginkgo Jul 7, 2018, 7:05 PM

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wat

autumn flower Jul 7, 2018, 7:05 PM

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is that satisfactory related?

vital rock Jul 7, 2018, 7:05 PM

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depends

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will there be a meat grinder-saucage maker?

slender turtle Jul 7, 2018, 7:05 PM

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The feeling that satisfactory is coming

fossil mountain Jul 7, 2018, 7:52 PM

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because

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ruski blyat

west coral Jul 7, 2018, 8:57 PM

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I was bored. Have a low effort deepfried meme

📎 deepfried_1530996805645.png

plain rover Jul 7, 2018, 8:58 PM

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I like where you're going here. I feel a little zoom blur is just what's needed to push this over the edge.

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📎 unknown.png

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How do you like that?

west coral Jul 7, 2018, 9:02 PM

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Thank you. It was lacking a bit, but i wanted to keep it tasteful (if such a thing exists in deep fried)

plain rover Jul 7, 2018, 9:03 PM

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I know what you mean. Deep fried is typically overboard and defeats its own purpose.

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I use deep fried to indicate "loud".

west coral Jul 7, 2018, 9:10 PM

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i'm no memelord. And i prefer dumb video edits over pictures too

eager iron Jul 7, 2018, 9:25 PM

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/330094706530713601/465262598057885726/2721.png https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/330094706530713601/465265931128537088/2721_blank.png
found a comic, threw it at gimp, a wild template appears... can someone provide me with a lizard doggo with transparent background and some other stuff to put in/behind the hype train?

stoic plaza Jul 7, 2018, 9:43 PM

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Is this loss

plain rover Jul 7, 2018, 9:49 PM

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It's 6 panels...

steep lichen Jul 7, 2018, 9:49 PM

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It's 3

plain rover Jul 7, 2018, 9:49 PM

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3 if you are only looking at one of them.

stoic plaza Jul 7, 2018, 9:59 PM

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Still loss if you look closely

storm quail Jul 7, 2018, 10:05 PM

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Wait, Nerfnow is still a thing?!

neat herald Jul 8, 2018, 2:06 AM

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Ok, I keep hearing it a lot here... What is "loss" >_>

marsh kernel Jul 8, 2018, 2:10 AM

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📎 cca.png

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📎 lossminimal.png

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@neat herald

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that 4 panel comic is titled "loss"

neat herald Jul 8, 2018, 2:12 AM

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I do remember when that Ctrl Alt Del page was published by the author... Very tense moment in the comic... Buuuut I don't understand how it really ties into the situations where I see it used... I might just be dumb

dusty swallow Jul 8, 2018, 2:13 AM

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loss became a meme

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cause a comic that mmade random gammer jokes suddenly got a dark storyline

neat herald Jul 8, 2018, 2:13 AM

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Ah okay, I see

grave solar Jul 8, 2018, 2:18 AM

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also the guy who drew it was SUPER DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT in a way that made him seem like a jerk

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aaaaand things just escalated

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and then it never died... it just kept mutating

neat herald Jul 8, 2018, 2:19 AM

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Ahhhh okay, that definitely makes sense too

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Kinda similar to the Barbara Streisand effect

grave solar Jul 8, 2018, 2:20 AM

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and now we have:

📎 p03g3xn3da411.png

marsh kernel Jul 8, 2018, 2:20 AM

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diskirb

grave solar Jul 8, 2018, 2:22 AM

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omg that's adorable and I didn't even know I had it... thanks @marsh kernel (I'm also in tatsumaki's server lol)

marsh kernel Jul 8, 2018, 2:23 AM

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oh darn, a stalker

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run!

grave solar Jul 8, 2018, 2:23 AM

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naw I'm just at the server cap

frosty bison Jul 8, 2018, 2:26 AM

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Heyo

marsh kernel Jul 8, 2018, 2:26 AM

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hey hey

shell schooner Jul 8, 2018, 11:30 AM

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I CANT GET NO ....

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🎵

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SATISFACTORY

novel flax Jul 8, 2018, 11:32 AM

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p u s h m e , a n d t h e n j u s t t o u c h m e , t i l i c a n g e t m y

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S A T I S F A C T O R Y

shell schooner Jul 8, 2018, 11:32 AM

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🤣 good one hahah

elfin perch Jul 8, 2018, 11:43 AM

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is that loss?

storm quail Jul 8, 2018, 12:48 PM

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The Internet Version of Betteridge's Law is the 'Is this Loss?' except the answer is always yes.

young carbon Jul 8, 2018, 12:59 PM

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Yes

trim ridge Jul 8, 2018, 3:03 PM

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And here we see @autumn flower calculating the release date of Alpha.

📎 download.gif

polar bronze Jul 8, 2018, 3:04 PM

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Don't ping Jace when he is unavailable

trim ridge Jul 8, 2018, 3:04 PM

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ooh, only saw 💚 status 🙄

polar bronze Jul 8, 2018, 3:04 PM

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Too late now anyway

neat herald Jul 8, 2018, 3:28 PM

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I didn't even realize the math she was doing at first... Its painful

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At least her whiteboard hand writing is nice?

lean glacier Jul 8, 2018, 3:32 PM

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Anyone can write that nice on a whiteboard o.O

neat herald Jul 8, 2018, 3:34 PM

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My hand writing on whiteboards is atrocious

west coral Jul 8, 2018, 5:07 PM

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it changes font and size multiple times in a single line for me

tribal thunder Jul 8, 2018, 5:08 PM

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wait, you manage to stay in a gemeral line?

west coral Jul 8, 2018, 5:11 PM

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i consider it a line if one letter comes at the other. It may not be horizontal (or streaight at all), but it's still a line

true vault Jul 8, 2018, 6:32 PM

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so yeah that's the alpha for now

📎 SIUX1Qu.gif

polar bronze Jul 8, 2018, 6:33 PM

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That, my dear sir/lady, is pure evil

vital rock Jul 8, 2018, 6:34 PM

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yes

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just for that you will be send to purgatory, where you will have to wait for this game ... FOR ETERNITY

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waait isnt it this discord?

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fook

marsh kernel Jul 8, 2018, 6:39 PM

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too bad that gif won't load

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;3

stoic plaza Jul 8, 2018, 6:43 PM

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Lol

true vault Jul 8, 2018, 7:52 PM

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oh, but evil I am, dear @polar bronze

📎 2.PNG

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RichPresenceTroll since 1958

real ore Jul 8, 2018, 7:55 PM

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so fanny

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ahahahGzvaaghhahahgwgsfufbdl

vital rock Jul 8, 2018, 8:04 PM

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ikr lmao

hollow merlin Jul 8, 2018, 8:06 PM

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Oh SoMeOnE iS pLaYiNg SaTiSfAcToRy

candid maple Jul 9, 2018, 2:49 AM

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i find this unsatisfactory

winged furnace Jul 9, 2018, 10:49 AM

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📎 Zrzutekranu_2018-07-09-12-48-57-033.jpeg

lean glacier Jul 9, 2018, 10:54 AM

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hahah xD

vital rock Jul 9, 2018, 10:56 AM

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neither did i omg

storm quail Jul 9, 2018, 11:22 AM

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I'm functionally immortal!

pure girder Jul 9, 2018, 12:38 PM

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I wish to die daily

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But to lazy to do it myself

storm quail Jul 9, 2018, 12:39 PM

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Get a neurodegenerative disease, like I did! You'll be okay with death but it'll kinda be 'enh, I don't have to plot my death, autoimmune system will get around to it eventually.'

hoary tundra Jul 9, 2018, 12:39 PM

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#Lifetips

novel flax Jul 9, 2018, 12:42 PM

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it's more fun not knowing that you'll just snap one day!

storm quail Jul 9, 2018, 12:43 PM

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Psh, my MS could decide my vagus nerve is a yummy and there isn't a whole lot you can do when that's been disrupted. :)

open tide Jul 9, 2018, 4:11 PM

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Is this a picture from Coffee Stain HQ?

📎 36417395_2002418643115923_7290760959814008832_n.png

dry lintel Jul 9, 2018, 4:11 PM

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lel

ancient heath Jul 9, 2018, 5:12 PM

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I think this better represents coffee stain HQ

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📎 image.jpg

dry lintel Jul 9, 2018, 5:49 PM

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Nono it has to be like this!

📎 SIUX1Qu.gif

placid saddle Jul 9, 2018, 5:49 PM

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lol thats a dick move lol

dry lintel Jul 9, 2018, 5:49 PM

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I did this to the Fortnite Server ...

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All the kiddies said it doesn'T load lel

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And ye i stole that from someone here

placid saddle Jul 9, 2018, 5:50 PM

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lol

dry lintel Jul 9, 2018, 5:50 PM

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From @true vault

placid saddle Jul 9, 2018, 5:50 PM

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i used to have a really good progress bar one - goes to like 99% and freezes

dry lintel Jul 9, 2018, 5:50 PM

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xD

west coral Jul 9, 2018, 5:50 PM

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yea, whoever posted this gif first is evil

soft light Jul 9, 2018, 5:50 PM

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jokes on you! i have a custom theme using better discord so it doesn't match the background!

dry lintel Jul 9, 2018, 5:51 PM

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Btw. my USB Stick with no Backup fried itself... Guess i'll die

west coral Jul 9, 2018, 5:51 PM

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especially with the caption "guys, the alpha looks amazing" or something

dry lintel Jul 9, 2018, 5:51 PM

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xD

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Taink - Yesterday at 20:32
so yeah that's the alpha for now

📎 SIUX1Qu.gif

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xD

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I did exactly this to Fortnite with caption, the new Season 5 Map looks awesome 😄

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xD

true vault Jul 9, 2018, 5:52 PM

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Don't bring me into this

dry lintel Jul 9, 2018, 5:52 PM

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Ey

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📎 Screenshot_280.png

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....

true vault Jul 9, 2018, 5:53 PM

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nooooo

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:c

dry lintel Jul 9, 2018, 5:53 PM

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:3

true vault Jul 9, 2018, 5:53 PM

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launches the rich presence app thing to protest

dry lintel Jul 9, 2018, 5:54 PM

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:3

true vault Jul 9, 2018, 5:54 PM

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haha, i'm now playing the satisfactory alpha

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haha

dry lintel Jul 9, 2018, 5:54 PM

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lel

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Fck off mate

true vault Jul 9, 2018, 5:54 PM

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ha

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h

patent wren Jul 9, 2018, 6:41 PM

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/375579359215353856/432843368993783808/ezgif-3-b9c179b53c.gif now with correct colors

burnt sand Jul 9, 2018, 6:42 PM

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no u

patent wren Jul 9, 2018, 6:42 PM

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no u^2

burnt sand Jul 9, 2018, 6:43 PM

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no u^no u

patent wren Jul 9, 2018, 6:44 PM

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i waited for this moment

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/375579359215353856/432905374962810891/nougun.gif

plush dune Jul 9, 2018, 7:05 PM

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FeelsGladMan gunR NOU NOU NOU

dry lintel Jul 9, 2018, 7:17 PM

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@patent wren The difference in colour was correct

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When Discord loads a pic it has this ^^

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So this remains right

📎 SIUX1Qu.gif

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Oh wow i waited for my gif to load ...

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..... jumping off a bridge now

patent wren Jul 9, 2018, 7:19 PM

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actually I just put transparent background in my gif

dry lintel Jul 9, 2018, 7:19 PM

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I know but it is wrongggg

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lel

vital rock Jul 9, 2018, 7:20 PM

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📎 Delet_46b89d_6338563.png

dry lintel Jul 9, 2018, 7:20 PM

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xD

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Gotta save that one for sure

vital rock Jul 9, 2018, 9:07 PM

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📎 unknown.png

placid saddle Jul 9, 2018, 9:13 PM

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better?

📎 unknown.png

tribal thunder Jul 9, 2018, 9:14 PM

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it got a chuckle

hollow merlin Jul 9, 2018, 9:21 PM

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Oh boy checking my emails now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

humble trench Jul 9, 2018, 9:50 PM

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you know that they will end up posting a meme like that when they do release it to mess with all the people

barren lodge Jul 9, 2018, 10:45 PM

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📎 a7675afe-9ced-4d2f-8bf5-add34726b2ee.png

storm quail Jul 10, 2018, 12:08 AM

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They're going to release it as a LOLCat and wait for a week before saying "Hey, we have the alpha available, why aren't you hip to our memelord humor!?"

languid elm Jul 10, 2018, 5:03 AM

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+alpha

pulsar fiber Jul 10, 2018, 9:09 AM

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Weekly they should update us on Twitter that the alpha is not out yet

dry lintel Jul 10, 2018, 9:23 AM

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Alpha Release Date described in pictures

📎 SIUX1Qu.gif

storm quail Jul 10, 2018, 9:24 AM

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What's amusing is that I'm just getting the discord loading squares... which means even the meme is true to the delay.

stray ginkgo Jul 10, 2018, 9:25 AM

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^

vital rock Jul 10, 2018, 9:28 AM

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guys check this out, i just received THE email with the key :D (already used it so don't even try)

📎 9HZBYcvaOEnh4tOp5EqgcCr_vKH7cjFJwkvw-45Dfjs.png

novel flax Jul 10, 2018, 9:54 AM

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cheeky

lean glacier Jul 10, 2018, 10:07 AM

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I HATE YOU BAINE

frozen oxide Jul 10, 2018, 11:23 AM

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Pure evil

placid saddle Jul 10, 2018, 12:12 PM

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@lean glacier ❤

lean glacier Jul 10, 2018, 12:13 PM

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.< ❤

dry lintel Jul 10, 2018, 1:07 PM

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📎 Ninja.gif

tight island Jul 10, 2018, 2:59 PM

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http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/hype-gif-7.gif

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Recommendation: Pair with Hype Train

marsh kernel Jul 10, 2018, 3:30 PM

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https://media1.giphy.com/media/YGVUtGfjHgRj2/giphy.gif

Giphy

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our hype train has rockets

dry lintel Jul 10, 2018, 3:41 PM

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Sick af

thorny stream Jul 10, 2018, 3:49 PM

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where is that gif from @marsh kernel

marsh kernel Jul 10, 2018, 3:51 PM

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skullgirls, though it may be fanmade

stray ginkgo Jul 10, 2018, 3:54 PM

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@thorny stream
http://zone-archive.com/tmp/hype_train.html

thorny stream Jul 10, 2018, 3:55 PM

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danke

tight island Jul 10, 2018, 4:04 PM

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I love that i posted that like a week ago and now people are re posting it

stray ginkgo Jul 10, 2018, 5:18 PM

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Yes, you sent it once and I've sent if like.. many more times, just ctrl f it and see how many times

placid saddle Jul 11, 2018, 1:34 AM

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no bro. we killed that image a long time ago lol

grave solar Jul 11, 2018, 3:32 AM

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https://gfycat.com/gifs/UncommonAgitatedAdmiralbutterfly I prefer the SS Hype Boat

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📎 SS_Hype_Boat.gif

formal hound Jul 11, 2018, 3:34 AM

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way cooler

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and more hype

burnt sand Jul 11, 2018, 4:46 AM

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https://puu.sh/AUpxA/c36712c9f0.png

little minnow Jul 11, 2018, 7:12 AM

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https://gfycat.com/gifs/UncommonAgitatedAdmiralbutterfly

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huh

lean glacier Jul 11, 2018, 8:21 AM

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📎 nopingyJAce.png

dry lintel Jul 11, 2018, 8:57 AM

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@autumn flower

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lel

lean glacier Jul 11, 2018, 9:04 AM

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You monster 😛

stray ginkgo Jul 11, 2018, 9:09 AM

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You are the reason we cannot have nice things

autumn flower Jul 11, 2018, 9:34 AM

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damn you tim

dry lintel Jul 11, 2018, 9:59 AM

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😭

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Jace, here have you Meme you wanted all the Time @autumn flower

📎 SIUX1Qu.gif

lean glacier Jul 11, 2018, 10:01 AM

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no pingy!

autumn flower Jul 11, 2018, 10:01 AM

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i saw this before tim 😛

storm quail Jul 11, 2018, 10:43 AM

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https://78.media.tumblr.com/b2d6b1f50938263964dcdafe04e64d42/tumblr_o4z0oumN4k1vogupro1_540.gif <- This undulates in EXACT time to the Satisfactory music.

lean glacier Jul 11, 2018, 10:45 AM

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there's a distinct pause ant the end of the loop

storm quail Jul 11, 2018, 10:45 AM

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That's probably the Discord client adding that.

lean glacier Jul 11, 2018, 10:46 AM

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FIrefox does the same

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first and last frame may be the same, hence the pause

storm quail Jul 11, 2018, 10:47 AM

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Hrm, is disassembling the gif worth the effort to figure that out or just go "Enh, close enough" :D

lean glacier Jul 11, 2018, 10:49 AM

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Yeah, just go EUGH

storm quail Jul 11, 2018, 10:49 AM

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Exactly. Not every question needs an answer.

lean glacier Jul 11, 2018, 10:56 AM

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Being a computer graphic artist makes me notice these things @_@

vague temple Jul 11, 2018, 12:20 PM

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agree

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😄

stray ginkgo Jul 11, 2018, 12:27 PM

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Yeaaaah

plush dune Jul 11, 2018, 2:47 PM

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it does pause a little bit

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I assume the last frame of the gif is the same as the start

dapper musk Jul 11, 2018, 9:53 PM

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@autumn flower are you proud of me

📎 Satismemtory.jpg

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u saw it here first folks

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remember me ❤

tranquil cargo Jul 11, 2018, 10:33 PM

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yes please

thorny stream Jul 11, 2018, 11:50 PM

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Who cares about the women, just get the key.

tranquil cargo Jul 11, 2018, 11:51 PM

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exactly

sacred carbon Jul 12, 2018, 12:01 AM

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need that key

storm quail Jul 12, 2018, 1:25 AM

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Well, it's multiplayer, so the two of you could play Satisfactory together!

thorny stream Jul 12, 2018, 1:44 AM

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Women are a distraction

storm quail Jul 12, 2018, 1:50 AM

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Well, yeah, they get in the way of looking at the hot dudes.

twin kestrel Jul 12, 2018, 1:51 AM

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Okay so you can have the perfect sequel of a game you want to exist now, or a satisfactory alpha key tomorrow, what do you choose? superexcited

storm quail Jul 12, 2018, 1:52 AM

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A perfect sequel of Goat Simulator, Satisfactory!

formal hound Jul 12, 2018, 2:48 AM

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if i chose alpha key, am i guaranteed getting one?

novel flax Jul 12, 2018, 2:50 AM

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if you signed up you're not guaranteed

formal hound Jul 12, 2018, 2:54 AM

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thats what im saying, in meddleman's thingy, it might be a safe option to choose the first one

thorny stream Jul 12, 2018, 3:01 AM

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Id rather have gmod 2 on the new source engine.

ocean spindle Jul 12, 2018, 4:20 AM

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@placid saddle

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Sfw server

placid saddle Jul 12, 2018, 4:21 AM

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@pulsar tide why bro?

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Banned em. That was straight up adult content.

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Ty @ocean spindle

ocean spindle Jul 12, 2018, 5:27 AM

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Np

thorny stream Jul 12, 2018, 6:00 AM

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Aw i missed it

autumn flower Jul 12, 2018, 6:35 AM

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lol ford

lean glacier Jul 12, 2018, 7:39 AM

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What happened? o.O

steep lichen Jul 12, 2018, 8:07 AM

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:((

vital rock Jul 12, 2018, 8:16 AM

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someone posted sexxx images

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📎 sorry_sir.png

drowsy adder Jul 12, 2018, 8:30 AM

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@vital rock XD 10 /10

vital rock Jul 12, 2018, 8:37 AM

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dont forget to read it like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RCIs5IF980

YouTube

Scringy

this is a christian server thank you very much 🅱😤😭

original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBng0304Msc

▶ Play video

true drum Jul 12, 2018, 12:42 PM

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@stray ginkgo Can you stop?

stray ginkgo Jul 12, 2018, 12:42 PM

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I was putting it in the correct channel

vital rock Jul 12, 2018, 1:16 PM

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i found the founder of Ficsit

📎 516.png

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(get it?)
(because his name is fix it felix)
(and ficsit is pronounced like fix it)

dry lintel Jul 12, 2018, 1:31 PM

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pls... go away

autumn flower Jul 12, 2018, 1:33 PM

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@stray ginkgo take it a little easy ok. people mistakenly write in #fan-art all the time. if you have any issues please politely inform that person. if no action is taken please contact a mod. if there are none available, contact me. I'm going to delete your message now.

dry lintel Jul 12, 2018, 1:41 PM

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@autumn flower SECRET GAME?

patent wren Jul 12, 2018, 1:43 PM

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Satisfactory 2

storm quail Jul 12, 2018, 1:58 PM

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Goat Simulator 3

vital rock Jul 12, 2018, 6:34 PM

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GWchadThink

📎 unknown.png

dry lintel Jul 12, 2018, 6:45 PM

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key

ocean spindle Jul 12, 2018, 6:45 PM

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stop

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spam

dry lintel Jul 12, 2018, 6:46 PM

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📎 Screenshot_286.png

vital rock Jul 12, 2018, 6:50 PM

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the Tims are unstoppable

plush dune Jul 12, 2018, 7:24 PM

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📎 unknown.png

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:(

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f

drowsy adder Jul 12, 2018, 7:37 PM

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📎 image.png

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All credit for that picture goes to @storm quail

placid saddle Jul 12, 2018, 7:56 PM

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@dry lintel warning for spam

wraith mauve Jul 12, 2018, 11:12 PM

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📎 sNVvFXPbGMIVJW2Gex2V8w_l.jpg

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new game box art leaked

steep lichen Jul 12, 2018, 11:13 PM

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Vaporwave

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I like it

storm quail Jul 12, 2018, 11:23 PM

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You can just about smell the 80s

dusty swallow Jul 13, 2018, 2:24 AM

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Power up the tape drives and insert your floppys, this ones a throwback to dos

twin kestrel Jul 13, 2018, 8:51 AM

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5.8" floppy Jnutt Jnutt Jnutt

true drum Jul 13, 2018, 9:57 AM

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"jnutt"

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Why two t's?

novel flax Jul 13, 2018, 9:57 AM

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thicc nutt

true drum Jul 13, 2018, 9:58 AM

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Geez, I can't for my VR to arrive!

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Anyone have one here?

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Excluding phone/cardboard vr

novel flax Jul 13, 2018, 9:59 AM

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nop

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waiting for it to get good and more affordable

winged shard Jul 13, 2018, 10:01 AM

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If I could afford

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I would have

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But I can't even afford accommodation

novel flax Jul 13, 2018, 10:02 AM

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rip

winged shard Jul 13, 2018, 10:02 AM

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Will sight lie

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My partner just got a job so now we can

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Just XD

novel flax Jul 13, 2018, 10:02 AM

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what country?

winged shard Jul 13, 2018, 10:02 AM

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Uk

novel flax Jul 13, 2018, 10:02 AM

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ah

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I hear accomodation is expensive there

winged shard Jul 13, 2018, 10:03 AM

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Yeah can be

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Depends on location

plush dune Jul 13, 2018, 11:19 AM

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Jnutt

vital rock Jul 13, 2018, 11:36 AM

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📎 unknown.png

thorny stream Jul 13, 2018, 11:36 AM

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I didn't know I was stitch.

iron hatch Jul 13, 2018, 11:37 AM

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how did u go your whole life not knowing u were stich?

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didnt the 4 arms ever raise any red flags?

storm quail Jul 13, 2018, 11:37 AM

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Speech therapy and high-heel boots?

latent rover Jul 13, 2018, 11:53 AM

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No key yet? Never mind...

📎 unknown.png

dry lintel Jul 13, 2018, 6:24 PM

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lol

still ledge Jul 13, 2018, 11:37 PM

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@true drum I have the Vive. It's great as long as you get the right games and avoid the ones that are VR only to say they are VR.

tranquil matrix Jul 14, 2018, 1:35 AM

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@true drum ive got a vive

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Skyrim VR is terrible

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It looks fun but its not

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LyraVR is pretty cool though

true drum Jul 14, 2018, 1:47 AM

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Ok

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Thanks for your reviews/tips!

worldly robin Jul 14, 2018, 4:31 AM

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its still a meme that alpha keys will ever come out right

storm quail Jul 14, 2018, 4:58 AM

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No, that's delusional thinking.

ocean spindle Jul 14, 2018, 5:40 AM

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It's thinking delusionally

chilly musk Jul 14, 2018, 5:48 AM

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https://i.imgur.com/stoiHQE.gifv

Imgur

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I was too lazy to write anything with the tiles

storm quail Jul 14, 2018, 5:58 AM

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The Verdant Isles of Blame Simon.

chilly musk Jul 14, 2018, 6:54 AM

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TIL Verdant

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Actually a great word to know, going to Ireland tomorrow :P

vital rock Jul 14, 2018, 1:05 PM

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📎 boiz_in_orange.jpg

tall dragon Jul 15, 2018, 12:42 AM

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📎 unknown.png

novel flax Jul 15, 2018, 6:10 AM

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missed opportunity to call it "Despacitwo"

jaunty nexus Jul 15, 2018, 6:12 AM

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:c

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why sam

stoic plaza Jul 15, 2018, 6:51 AM

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I dont think thats an actual server

dusty lynx Jul 15, 2018, 1:09 PM

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yes got tricked too

stoic plaza Jul 15, 2018, 3:12 PM

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oh no just the fact that there is no server with 1.2million people in it

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and discords online cap would of stopped it from saying 452,640

plush dune Jul 15, 2018, 6:35 PM

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^

loud cedar Jul 16, 2018, 8:49 AM

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large servers can get an increased online cap but am unsure how it works exactly

lean glacier Jul 16, 2018, 9:00 AM

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I'm thinking money

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YEah, definitely money

timber python Jul 16, 2018, 9:54 AM

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@autumn flower right now because we do his work for free https://i.imgur.com/RRYrMv8.gif

Imgur

Mr. Burns saying 'Excellent' excellently portrayed in gif form

▶ Play video

autumn flower Jul 16, 2018, 9:54 AM

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lmao

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"someone pls edit my video for me"

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"while i eat this delicious cinnamon bun

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"

lean glacier Jul 16, 2018, 10:37 AM

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Haha yes 😄

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Can I edit your videos Jace?

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Of course that'd mean you'd have to give me acces to the gamme, you know

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BUt yeah/ I'll do it 😄

autumn flower Jul 16, 2018, 10:42 AM

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if we can do it without letting anyone know then yes

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imagine how much runescape i could play

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then still end up with a video

deep basin Jul 16, 2018, 10:43 AM

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📎 Screenshot_20180716-114259.png

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How do we feel about my phone keyboard

stray ginkgo Jul 16, 2018, 10:44 AM

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Oh dear God

deep basin Jul 16, 2018, 10:44 AM

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👍

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I need Jace to see lmao

stray ginkgo Jul 16, 2018, 10:45 AM

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He can see... it is watching you while you type

deep basin Jul 16, 2018, 10:45 AM

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Exactly.

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@autumn flower Sorry for ping, but important meme above lmao

autumn flower Jul 16, 2018, 10:47 AM

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wtf is going on there

deep basin Jul 16, 2018, 10:48 AM

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Ur my keyboard now

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👍

autumn flower Jul 16, 2018, 10:48 AM

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oh. my. god.

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ill day a happy person now

lean glacier Jul 16, 2018, 10:50 AM

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@deep basin Does it blink when you poke the I?

deep basin Jul 16, 2018, 10:51 AM

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I wish.

slow shell Jul 16, 2018, 11:29 AM

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Hello !

autumn flower Jul 16, 2018, 11:29 AM

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hi!

frozen oxide Jul 16, 2018, 12:24 PM

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why is it calld CoffeStainStudios

dry lintel Jul 16, 2018, 12:26 PM

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Because somebody spilled coffee over the actual name ^^lel

frozen oxide Jul 16, 2018, 12:29 PM

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xd

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-lets just call it Studios

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-ops i spilld my coffe

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-shit now its calld CoffeStainStudios

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@dry lintel

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someone make a picture meme out of that

novel flax Jul 16, 2018, 12:39 PM

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They even spilled coffee in the dev video aha

frozen oxide Jul 16, 2018, 12:40 PM

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probebly simon BlameSimon

stray ginkgo Jul 16, 2018, 2:34 PM

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Still would like someone to make voxel lizard doggo so I can make a statue in Minecraft

zenith salmon Jul 16, 2018, 4:32 PM

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📎 22222.PNG

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-100% real

stray ginkgo Jul 16, 2018, 4:35 PM

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/456117300446232578/467853467151761409/unknown.png

granite shale Jul 16, 2018, 4:40 PM

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^^

stone olive Jul 16, 2018, 5:18 PM

#

official Satisfactory on steam (link via website)

📎 unknown.png

tribal thunder Jul 16, 2018, 5:38 PM

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It's been on steam for a while

stray ginkgo Jul 16, 2018, 5:39 PM

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Yeaah

limpid lagoon Jul 16, 2018, 9:32 PM

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#blamesimon

plush dune Jul 17, 2018, 10:43 PM

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YIKEs

hollow merlin Jul 17, 2018, 10:56 PM

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Okay that gave me chills

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Its 1 am right now at my place... That freaked me out.

ocean spindle Jul 17, 2018, 11:05 PM

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What is it, I'm not watching it if it gets that review

placid saddle Jul 17, 2018, 11:06 PM

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im really getting sick of vids like that having the ability to blow out ppls speakers.

ocean spindle Jul 17, 2018, 11:06 PM

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Ah

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So just loud?

bleak knot Jul 17, 2018, 11:07 PM

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yeah thats why i never freakin click em

placid saddle Jul 17, 2018, 11:08 PM

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if anyone cares to file a formal complaint on that stuff - just tell me via DM and i will remove it

storm quail Jul 17, 2018, 11:13 PM

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Plz do.

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I ain't even ashamed to ask a mod publically to tidy up things.

placid saddle Jul 17, 2018, 11:13 PM

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done

strong tinsel Jul 18, 2018, 1:02 AM

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I tilted my monitor while playing factorio and told myself its satisfactory

cold ember Jul 18, 2018, 2:14 AM

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reeeeee

📎 2018-07-17_2.png

ocean spindle Jul 18, 2018, 2:25 AM

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roooooo

tribal thunder Jul 18, 2018, 2:29 AM

#

the year is 7020. It is in the final moments before the long sought after game Satisfactory is released. An ancient evil awakens at the influx of the words "alpha" and "keys". Simon laughs himself back to his eternal slumber as he hears thousands cry out in despair as the forbidden game is delayed for another 5000 years

#

I need to sleep but my brain doesnt want to sleep

ocean spindle Jul 18, 2018, 2:33 AM

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Then put it to sleep

tribal thunder Jul 18, 2018, 2:33 AM

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-_-

turbid bear Jul 18, 2018, 3:18 AM

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https://i.imgflip.com/2e50q7.jpg

strong tinsel Jul 18, 2018, 4:06 AM

#

which will come first, satisfactory or star citizen?

void remnant Jul 18, 2018, 4:07 AM

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Satisfactory, World Peace, Heat Death of the Universe, Star Citizen

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In that order

strong tinsel Jul 18, 2018, 4:08 AM

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or should i sign up for cryo sleep?

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is star citizen still a thing?

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or did the hype train crash into the station?

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someone told me it derailed cause it had too many people hanging on to it

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ok which will come first factorio 2 or satisfactory?

novel flax Jul 18, 2018, 4:13 AM

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lol

ocean spindle Jul 18, 2018, 4:52 AM

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Satis alpha should be round before September

storm quail Jul 18, 2018, 5:33 AM

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Q3, 20XX.

next heath Jul 18, 2018, 6:04 AM

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QX, 2XXXX

thorny stream Jul 18, 2018, 6:14 AM

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i still believe

west coral Jul 18, 2018, 9:45 AM

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of course world peace would only come after satisfactory alpha

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How can the cause come after the result?

marsh kernel Jul 18, 2018, 9:47 AM

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Breaking News: presidents around the world have signed a mutual agreement to stop funding the military, and instead use these funds on researching the creation of a creature known as the Lizard Doggo

ocean spindle Jul 18, 2018, 9:50 AM

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Please

lean glacier Jul 18, 2018, 10:11 AM

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The leftover funds will be used to alter women's genetic code so that they grow cat ears and tails

marsh kernel Jul 18, 2018, 10:12 AM

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YES

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📎 1ee.png

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but equality

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need catboys too

winged shard Jul 18, 2018, 10:19 AM

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I'll sign up

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so long as im not allergic to myself

spark rampart Jul 18, 2018, 10:21 AM

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That would be rather crappy if you were MUG

marsh kernel Jul 18, 2018, 10:23 AM

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i'm pretty sure it's not possible to be alergic to yourself

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your body wouldn't defend against its own cells

spark rampart Jul 18, 2018, 10:23 AM

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There called autoimmune diseases

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And it does happen regretably.

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Your body can not identify your own cells and so attacks itself.

marsh kernel Jul 18, 2018, 10:24 AM

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that sounds like a really annoying disease

spark rampart Jul 18, 2018, 10:25 AM

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Well it can be deadly so yea, rather annoying 😛

storm quail Jul 18, 2018, 10:26 AM

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I got me one of those!

spark rampart Jul 18, 2018, 10:27 AM

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You shouted that out with the same pride as someone who just caught a new pokemon 😛

storm quail Jul 18, 2018, 10:28 AM

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It's not exactly the sort of thing you should be ashamed of, I mean... which one of you folks has an inch diameter hole in their brain that you can just drop all the stupid and painful memories into?

patent wren Jul 18, 2018, 10:29 AM

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GWkoffepeppe

storm quail Jul 18, 2018, 10:30 AM

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Like right now, I'm forgetting how long I've been waiting for Satisfactory!

spark rampart Jul 18, 2018, 10:31 AM

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😃

strong tinsel Jul 18, 2018, 10:32 AM

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I waiting for satisfactory for so long that i clocked factorio, proper end game, i consumed all resources

marsh kernel Jul 18, 2018, 10:32 AM

#

day 31864
Internet services around the globe are hanging on by a thread, but it's finally happening! it's here!
estimated time to download this is 7 days and 4 hours, so i better keep out the horde of non-selected out of my room

ocean spindle Jul 18, 2018, 10:32 AM

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The hell lol

storm quail Jul 18, 2018, 10:33 AM

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:D

spark rampart Jul 18, 2018, 10:33 AM

#

My colleagues still laugh when I take annual leave from work when some games come out....

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So Jace.....I need to know the release date so I can book some days of work 😉

marsh kernel Jul 18, 2018, 10:35 AM

#

this year

spark rampart Jul 18, 2018, 10:36 AM

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......Hmmm.....Boss says I can not take the rest of the year of and need to be more specific....Damm

storm quail Jul 18, 2018, 10:39 AM

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I already told folks that when Fallout76 comes out, I'm taking time off.

ocean spindle Jul 18, 2018, 10:40 AM

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📎 JPEG_20180713_015033.jpg

noble delta Jul 18, 2018, 11:06 AM

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299842461105127454

winged shard Jul 18, 2018, 11:35 AM

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when the alpha drops (if i get a key)

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i should cash in my holiday allowance xD

tranquil cargo Jul 18, 2018, 12:33 PM

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that wf song is amazing

soft storm Jul 18, 2018, 12:48 PM

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Indeed

tall dragon Jul 18, 2018, 5:43 PM

#

📎 unknown.png

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your no longer allowed to be dead

stray ginkgo Jul 18, 2018, 5:45 PM

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@autumn flower
We love you too much, you're not allowed to die.

shut edge Jul 18, 2018, 6:02 PM

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📎 SatisfactoryKey.jpg

dry lintel Jul 18, 2018, 6:05 PM

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lel

stray ginkgo Jul 18, 2018, 6:14 PM

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"Incorrect password"

vital rock Jul 18, 2018, 6:18 PM

#

alphakey2

true agate Jul 18, 2018, 6:18 PM

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wifi crashes

stray ginkgo Jul 18, 2018, 6:18 PM

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unplugs router

true agate Jul 18, 2018, 6:20 PM

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cuts fiber lines

dry lintel Jul 18, 2018, 6:20 PM

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Nukes hole world

#

doing this right?

stray ginkgo Jul 18, 2018, 6:21 PM

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Yes

young carbon Jul 19, 2018, 12:29 AM

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Universe falls apart

torn knoll Jul 19, 2018, 1:40 AM

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Matrix collapses into singularity

strong tinsel Jul 19, 2018, 1:49 AM

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singularity explodes creating a universe were satisfactory is release in 2017

tranquil path Jul 19, 2018, 2:09 AM

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the cycle begins again

warm lance Jul 19, 2018, 3:44 AM

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for some reason im more hype about satisfactory than fallout 76 and im a big fallout fans

novel flax Jul 19, 2018, 3:45 AM

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because fallout 76 is just a rust clone

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that style of game has been done to death

warm lance Jul 19, 2018, 3:46 AM

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the fact no lore and human npc killed the appeal of fallout multi

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by lore i mean no real interaction from surroundings like when you help a faction and such

shadow oriole Jul 19, 2018, 3:54 AM

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Day 1: Factorio mod list for lizard dog 0
Day 10: Factorio mod list for lizard dog over 9000

storm quail Jul 19, 2018, 4:48 AM

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Yeah, I'm with you Rage. Fallout76 is kinda enh right now, especially since we don't know when we're getting it.

strong tinsel Jul 19, 2018, 4:52 AM

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more fallout, aka skyrim in a nuclear holocaust setting

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these 2 games feel very similar to me

storm quail Jul 19, 2018, 4:59 AM

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See, I grew up with Fallout 1 and 2. Heck, that's why I went into the submarine force: Closest I'll get to living in a Vault. However Fallout76 being multiplayer and with the added fun of not being able to screen who's playing with you, I fully expect some /absolute/ prick to kerblamfuxor my bases on a regular basis because reasons.

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Also, this malarkey about not being able to go back into the vault, I'm not having any of that! First place I'm going to nuke is going to be that sumbiatch.

timber python Jul 19, 2018, 8:56 AM

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༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ JACE TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ

dusty swallow Jul 19, 2018, 9:06 AM

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this discord in a nutshell

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im sorry simon, it had to be done

willow palm Jul 19, 2018, 9:10 AM

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No harm done! 😄

novel flax Jul 19, 2018, 9:12 AM

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lmao

torn knoll Jul 19, 2018, 10:56 AM

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emotional or physikal? 😛

vital rock Jul 19, 2018, 2:51 PM

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was reading the last chapters, couldnt help it

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frozen blaze Jul 19, 2018, 5:08 PM

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twin kestrel Jul 19, 2018, 9:36 PM

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when satisfactory alpha is taking so long, the devs may aswell start working on Satisfactory 2

static knoll Jul 19, 2018, 10:56 PM

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honestly, ban simon from working on it and we'll have SF2 before SF:Alpha

silver verge Jul 19, 2018, 11:55 PM

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📎 hey-simon-stop.jpg

stoic plaza Jul 20, 2018, 6:03 AM

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lol

lean glacier Jul 20, 2018, 7:06 AM

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It's going to be fun when one day we meet Simon on a festival or something

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Unless he, afraid, decides not to show up 😛

crimson hemlock Jul 20, 2018, 7:09 AM

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#BlameSimon

static knoll Jul 20, 2018, 9:28 AM

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Just be sure not to show up first thing in the morning if you're planning to go to the CoffeeStain/SatisfactoryAF booth. At least, unless you want to be met with the sign "Unfortunately the opening of this booth has been Delayed by Simon".

dusty swallow Jul 20, 2018, 9:36 AM

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HA

frail rover Jul 20, 2018, 11:33 AM

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Y'all were supposed to put the 👌 reaction before the 😂 reaction.

marsh kernel Jul 20, 2018, 11:44 AM

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👌😂

storm quail Jul 20, 2018, 12:35 PM

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Set up the booth late and about a hour or two later, Simon rolls up with Starbucks and just watches everyone setting up the booth, nursing that coffee.

static knoll Jul 20, 2018, 3:58 PM

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I'm gonna delay his coffee awsmwoot

twin kestrel Jul 21, 2018, 7:32 AM

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Satisfactory, but every day the alpha is delayed, Simon is stuck in traffic a minute more than tbat previous day

lean glacier Jul 21, 2018, 7:33 AM

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oh noo

dusty swallow Jul 21, 2018, 7:34 AM

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what if theres no alpha, because its not yet satisfactory....

young carbon Jul 21, 2018, 7:37 AM

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This is deep

hybrid thunder Jul 21, 2018, 9:56 AM

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oof

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that's deep man

stoic plaza Jul 21, 2018, 9:57 AM

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Now thats a lotta damage

young carbon Jul 21, 2018, 12:34 PM

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vital rock Jul 21, 2018, 1:28 PM

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#delete-memes-off-topic plz

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gud meme but off topic

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@young carbon

prisma fog Jul 21, 2018, 1:32 PM

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^

young carbon Jul 21, 2018, 1:35 PM

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was not off topic, for it was related to what toga said

prisma fog Jul 21, 2018, 1:39 PM

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well then what toga said was off topic but who cares

stoic plaza Jul 21, 2018, 1:56 PM

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SHARE SATISFACTORY RELATED memes

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Not comments

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so I was fine in what I was saying

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your images were not

frozen oxide Jul 21, 2018, 8:34 PM

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hey im Caterina Parks CEO at FICSIT incorporated and i am here to announce that we will be sending you on our next transport ship to an alien planet to start project assembly. Good luck -Parks

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10 min later

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wait what do you mean he crashd all the transport ships! that Simon why dont we have him fired

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hey Caterina Parks CEO at FICSIT i am here to tell you the transport ships has been delayd

graceful violet Jul 22, 2018, 9:43 AM

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📎 24968.jpg

trim python Jul 22, 2018, 9:47 AM

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I think there's an extra a unless I'm missing out on an injoke

empty idol Jul 22, 2018, 10:06 AM

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This is a portal reference

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Throughout the game you are promised a beautiful cake but the cake is a lie

marsh kernel Jul 22, 2018, 10:09 AM

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i know, the extra a is still unnecessary

empty idol Jul 22, 2018, 10:15 AM

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Extra ?

obsidian sky Jul 22, 2018, 10:22 AM

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alpaha?

vital rock Jul 22, 2018, 10:58 AM

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alphakey2

empty idol Jul 22, 2018, 11:12 AM

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oww ok i didnt see that ^^

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English is not my first language so i dont see those errors ^^

steep lichen Jul 22, 2018, 1:12 PM

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"Alpaha"

winged shard Jul 22, 2018, 1:26 PM

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alpaca

prisma fog Jul 22, 2018, 1:26 PM

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this warrants a name change

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eyy

hybrid thunder Jul 22, 2018, 11:08 PM

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fair enough

tranquil cargo Jul 22, 2018, 11:36 PM

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alfalfa

hybrid thunder Jul 23, 2018, 2:59 AM

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gross

trim python Jul 23, 2018, 8:45 AM

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Had a lot of fun with this

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And forgot to sign in it's ruined

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Clone stamped continued to be the best thing ever

autumn flower Jul 23, 2018, 9:00 AM

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omg

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oh my god

trim python Jul 23, 2018, 9:01 AM

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you are welcome

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Here is an updated version because people wanted it

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