#satisfactory-memes

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dusty swallow
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aul shripah!

novel flax
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Tausralian

arctic pagoda
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there you go

dusty swallow
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to be fair, tasmania is a bit...

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"special"

novel flax
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cold

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old

arctic pagoda
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full of devils

novel flax
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mould

void remnant
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hah, aussies

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I saw the sun for the first time in a week today

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Is this what a british summer feels like?

arctic pagoda
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no this is British Spring still

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it rains more in the summer

void remnant
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10/10

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No wonder you guys went and invaded half the world

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anywhere's better

dusty swallow
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Its so cold here atm, the temp is as low as 10. Its horid

void remnant
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That was our high today in New Zealand~

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gonna be going down to -2 tomorrow

novel flax
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the sun was good while it lasted

arctic pagoda
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the sun is still there... It's the clouds that ruin it for everyone

vapid zodiac
dusty swallow
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you need to make steam batterys

marsh kernel
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i see progress!

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lots of satisfactory progress!

vapid zodiac
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probably should... I invested heavily in solar ages ago though so I have like 18 GJ electric storage @dusty swallow

dusty swallow
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still usefull for when you swap to nuclear

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still uses steam for it

vapid zodiac
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yeah, true I guess... honestly the problem is that theres so much else to fix up as well... you know what I mean...

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Just had an idea also, we should have a server role called factorio veteran for anyone who has finished that game... idk why, mostly for the memes

polar bronze
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Those are rookie numbers!

tawny kite
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they killed the last remaining devil creature on tasmania

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welp I didnt scroll down

vapid zodiac
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the rest of them mutated into kangaroos from all the radiation

polar bronze
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A factory is not even close to being done if it is still using only MW

vapid zodiac
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true

polar bronze
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Three digit GW is where the real game is at!

vapid zodiac
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slowy prepping to ramp up my production and build a new massive main bus

tawny kite
vapid zodiac
polar bronze
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"It's not a main bus if you can still see the edges when you zoom out"

tawny kite
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needs thicker red circles and a big arrow and a dude with his mouth open

vapid zodiac
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@tawny kite Hold my beer while i fix this up

marsh kernel
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you have this much technology, but nothing to hold your beer?

dusty swallow
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why do you have a single drop off point for each of the steel/iron/copper? you could have several general drop off points and have splitters filter the goods into what you need

vapid zodiac
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true, kinda just seemed like a good idea at the time

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first time getting to this point in the game so just figuring it out as i go

dusty swallow
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if nothing else it would increase throughput

vapid zodiac
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@tawny kite ^^

tawny kite
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close enough

vapid zodiac
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whats missing?

dusty swallow
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pointing fingers

tawny kite
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a youtube title in the screenshot

dusty swallow
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an airhorn

tawny kite
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"YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS"

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or

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"GONE WRONG"

vapid zodiac
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Ask and ye shall recieve

tawny kite
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clickbait!!! 😠

dusty swallow
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magnetic

arctic pagoda
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What this train unloaded on to the bus will leave you speechless!

bleak knot
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wheres the pic of some booty or some nice tits

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come on clickbait properly

arctic pagoda
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all Satisfactory channels are safe for work

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ban hammer without warning 😃

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so.. be my guest

bleak knot
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who said it had to have nips

arctic pagoda
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no please. go for it 😃

tawny kite
sharp glade
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you could probably use a misshapened tomato or something.

west coral
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you kno what would be good? If you could specify to "use steam turbines as much as possible, if that's not enough, TNEH fire up steam engines". So you could have a 100% duty cycle nuke running and it being helped by some coal so you don't have greyouts

arctic pagoda
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that is achieved by setting up a simple circuit

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and power switches

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it's really not hard

thorny stream
novel flax
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lmao

thorny stream
arctic pagoda
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ROOOOOOOOOFL

plush dune
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@every🅱ne

dusty swallow
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when your trying to stem the cravings

arctic pagoda
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this is too much like ChemLab

dusty swallow
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same guys

arctic pagoda
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I was aware

vital rock
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opus magnum is really good too

dusty swallow
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it is

arctic pagoda
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cool intro video for this 😃

dusty swallow
novel flax
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what kind of reaction is that

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punching them with a rocket fist?

lean glacier
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anime, the best kind of reaction

marsh kernel
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"take this rocket-propelled punch to the face and shut up"

dusty swallow
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ive also found top secret footage of simon working on the game

plush dune
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if thats working then I'm very productive

bleak knot
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@dusty swallow what game is that with the conveyor belts you posted

dusty swallow
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infinifactory

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one sec, ill get a steam link

novel flax
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infinisatisfactorio

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infini is a great game

dusty swallow
solid marlin
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pls be on sale this summer

plush dune
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Infinifactory is good

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I haven't played it but 👌

novel flax
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apparently summer sale in a couple days

solid marlin
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I know its good, I really want to play it

dusty swallow
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and you can make gifs of your factory

hot sage
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my factories in infinifactory are usually monstrosities

solid marlin
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STOP IT THATS MEAN

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Im being repressed

dusty swallow
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goda go for that low footprint

solid marlin
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no u

thorny stream
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is this infinifactory ?

solid marlin
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yes

thorny stream
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is this like factorio ?

hidden yew
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a bit

chilly ivy
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iirc you have levels where you have to make a certain thing

dusty swallow
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its more a puzzle game

thorny stream
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ah

hidden yew
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How woulrd the price go on?

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would*

dusty swallow
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currently 25 USD

hidden yew
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okay, thats Perfect!

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Love yiu GUYS!!!!

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you*

dusty swallow
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scroll up for a steam link

hidden yew
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I have the link

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is an i5 3570 stronger than an i5 6500?

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Because yoe need the i5 3570 or better

dusty swallow
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no

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the 6500 is more powerfull

hidden yew
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thanks!

north radish
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Ow jembawls made a typo in the announcements.

novel flax
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@hidden yew steam summer sale starts in a few days, wait till then

north radish
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He wrote rolling instead of trolling*

dusty swallow
wheat geode
zenith salmon
tranquil musk
slender turtle
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when you clean 468GB of memory on your comp

placid saddle
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@slender turtle for realz. I cleaned about a tb of space and I felt like a king.

storm quail
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Man, you think that's good, imagine wiping a storage array. Sure, it'll take forever but damn if the blinkenlights aren't pretty.

novel flax
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I unplugged my blinker

arctic pagoda
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@slender turtle how the hell do you have so much memory? Or do you mean hard disk space?

slender turtle
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i meant storage

stoic plaza
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I have a 2TB HDD /w 256Gb SSD

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and both are full to the brim with porn, hentai & games*

marsh kernel
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no memes?

zenith salmon
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shame no memes

stoic plaza
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nah

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if I save them, and use them later, they're likely out dated & stale

polar bronze
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😂

arctic pagoda
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why save memes? They are readily available on giphy or imgur or anywhere

trim ridge
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Because the EU is trying to ban memes.

plush dune
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I have a 2tb hard drive with 1 image in it

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that image is 2tb in size

humble glen
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whats the image of

plush dune
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high res image of the entire earth

arctic pagoda
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you work for Nasa?

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or Google Earth?

north radish
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Ps: I'm loving this community btw :D

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You guys/girls are all right 👌

arctic pagoda
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so are you, even though I do not know you and you could be a serial killer

deep basin
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^^

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but for all intents and purposes

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ur cool

north radish
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Note to self: digital cover still intact. ✍

thorny stream
serene bramble
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It won't be as long as we don't screech too loud at devs for builds that aren't ready for release

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@autumn flower you guys take all the time you need to make this game good.

Except you Simon. You work harder. No rest for the wicked.

zenith salmon
pale locust
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but simon is the lizard doggo in the trailer XD

serene bramble
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no rest for reptilian overlords

bright lintel
placid saddle
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dude thats your idea lol

bright lintel
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Yes, I am aware. It is a funny thing for the history books to see.

placid saddle
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lol

pastel cliff
iron hatch
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gonna be waiting there for about 8-10 months

zinc violet
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Add 'alpha' to the satisfactory logo, and it'll be properly done

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SO, stupid question.

Are all the people with the coffeestainer role, actual members of coffee stain?

candid maple
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Yup

bright lintel
scenic basalt
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xD

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It's the new Fry meme.

lone yoke
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hi

iron hatch
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i wont lie i dont have an alpha key. I HAVE 100 ALPHA KEYS! skye

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🔑 = 100

steep lichen
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Kee

marsh kernel
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and now you have 0

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thanks~

iron hatch
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mY kEyS!!! nooooooo!

pulsar fiber
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y toh

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tho*

iron hatch
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your move round earthers

ocean spindle
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lol

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cause ti works better when the angles are on the ends

humble glen
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the earth is blatantly a fucking 4 dimensional hypercube everyone else is wrong

ocean spindle
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its a hollow 3 dimmensional doughnut

scenic basalt
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Because the curvature of the planet is so gradual that, to our perspective, it seems flat but in truth, it's round.

humble glen
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nah sounds fake

glacial eagle
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they are round, you are just so flat-minded that you perceive them as flat

tranquil path
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pfft

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where did you study

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they are wrong

stoic plaza
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if the earth was flat, why are womens breasts rounded wesmart

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UN FLAWABLE LOGIC

tranquil path
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the world is a thicc ass dinosaur

dry lintel
stoic plaza
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I have some regrets in my life.

tranquil path
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i f u n n y ?

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more like

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i want to die

stoic plaza
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same

sharp glade
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btw

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flat earthers also belive australia is a myth.

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no joke

tranquil path
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Australia?

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whats that

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it sounds n o n e x i s t a n t

sharp glade
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a conspiracy made by the government apparenntly.

tranquil path
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i have an idea

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we launch all the flat earthers to space and kick them out of the airlock in a space suit with limited air

stoic plaza
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well then, if they believe australia is a myth

tranquil path
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quarter of a tank

stoic plaza
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then where do all the people go when they immagrate/emmagrate/fly there

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🤔

tranquil path
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careening off the side of the earth

stoic plaza
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well they're dumb

dry lintel
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fell off

stoic plaza
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because if the earth was flat

thorny stream
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Oh, another Друг.. Good to have you here.

tranquil path
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another?

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i changed my pfp

thorny stream
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@remote kettle is the real Друг 😈

tranquil path
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n a n i ?

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was i here before him?

thorny stream
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your pfp is not Друг, you do betray him...

tranquil path
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uh

thorny stream
tranquil path
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u h

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i dunno what yo are talking about

thorny stream
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I'll hope you are from russia, are u?

tranquil path
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uh

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Canada is the lesser version of Russia

thorny stream
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Мой @remote kettle 🇷🇺 - Go and kill this fake @tranquil path 🇨🇦

tranquil path
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Canada vs russia are you a mad lad?

iron hatch
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that means friend u know

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Друг

thorny stream
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Thats one meaning..

tranquil path
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(i know im not dumb)

thorny stream
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But we are not referring to the word 'friend'

tranquil path
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the word a m i g o ?

thorny stream
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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/друг

Know Your Meme
друг

Apyr, sometimes stylized as друг, is an image macro series and photoshop meme based on a picture asking “Out of your friends which are you?,” featuring a grainy photograph of a cryptid creature named “друг.”

tranquil path
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...okay?

thorny stream
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You should know it when you are worshipping him by having him as pfp and name

remote kettle
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wait a minute

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something isnt right

thorny stream
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Exactly... There is a fake from yours..

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He's not even russian 😒

remote kettle
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3 fake Друг

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rip

thorny stream
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I only see u and one fake. 🤔

remote kettle
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look at their #code

thorny stream
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I see only one other... 9650

remote kettle
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well ur right 😄

thorny stream
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He changed his profile picture back to Дpyr after i told him that he is a fake and do betray Дpyr..

prisma fog
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how do you quickly type that character?

remote kettle
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cuz im damn russian

thorny stream
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Having Windows-Side 2 Keyboards installed, quick switch within Shift+Alt
QWERTZ & ЙЦУКЕН

prisma fog
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oh L

thorny stream
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Although its a bit difficult on a QWERTZ keyboard to write in kyrillic..
So Друг is actually me typing Lheu

remote kettle
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yes

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i have russian words on ma keyboard and i fully learned it

prisma fog
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hold up is anyone else not seeing the main chat now

thorny stream
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I would like to have QWERTZ and ЙЦУКЕН on a gaming keyboard.. 🤔

prisma fog
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does anyone else not see it

chilly ivy
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I see the main chat just fine

remote kettle
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same

prisma fog
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LMAO I ACTUALLY MUTED IT SORRy

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and then i clicked hide muted channels

remote kettle
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but why were all typing here if this isnt satisfactory related?

chilly ivy
thorny stream
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I posted a Друг related meme, all good. 😛
Right... this is on satisfactory header, forget what i said.

chilly ivy
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It's interesting though how each keyboard can be still be identified and produce distinct output

thorny stream
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Maybe we will see Друг in Satisfactory? Who know's. kappa

remote kettle
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it will be me eventually

zenith salmon
supple beacon
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what!!!

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stop memein me maaan

tranquil cargo
supple beacon
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D:

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cruel and unusual this is!

remote kettle
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how u do dis

gleaming escarp
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Saddness

mint dock
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lel

tranquil path
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@thorny stream Just because I'm not Russian doesn't mean i cant have my username and picture related to a m e m e

earnest gull
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How do you have so many friends with the Alpha

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that is oddly suspicious

trim ridge
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Why does Toast keep reposting that fake image 🙄

thorny stream
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Seeking attention I guess.

tranquil cargo
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someone was on about the other fake image

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everyone knows it's fake

sharp mirage
wraith mauve
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Where is the go back?

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Oh yeah, it is actually better

ocean spindle
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Why would you want to

wraith mauve
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I read your mind bro

scenic basalt
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xD

glacial eagle
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inb4 some of the "fake" SF pics are real, but the DCA has told people to act as if its fake.

sturdy nest
bright lintel
scenic basalt
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xD

prisma fog
pallid bobcat
sudden geyser
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oh

vapid zodiac
chilly musk
willow palm
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LOL

stray ginkgo
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Could we get TB's lul emote on here?
Edit:
Could we gey all of the TB lul emotes on here?

vocal tartan
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Hmmm @surreal sun very gud meme owo

surreal sun
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Hmm thx @vocal tartan very gud commentary owo

vocal tartan
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Owo

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owO

surreal sun
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òwô

vocal tartan
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ÓnÒ

hybrid thunder
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that's great

stoic plaza
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OOOOOO W OOOOOO

vocal tartan
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UwU

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A man of culture

hidden canopy
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a man being waifu material? are u gay?

novel flax
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nothin gay about loving a man

steep lichen
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Just remember socks

novel flax
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it's about the manliest thing you could ever do

hidden canopy
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loving men is gay. all women are gay unless they lesbian and feminists

novel flax
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wait what am I then

hidden canopy
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well, what are you? from what i can tell yur an owl

novel flax
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does that mean I'm a straight woman?

hidden canopy
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idk. i know nothing bout you

novel flax
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you're not very good at deduction are you

surreal sun
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Basically your a chicken

novel flax
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my a chicken?

hidden canopy
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you say yur a woman

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but i see an owl

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i also know nothing of your preferences

novel flax
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I'm the first bit of lgbt

hidden canopy
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then no yur not straight lol

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yur lesbian

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period

novel flax
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but you said all women are gay unless they're lesbians

hidden canopy
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or feminist(men haters)

novel flax
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so what is a lesbian if not gay 🤔

hidden canopy
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lesbian

novel flax
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you're a few clues short of a closed case

hidden canopy
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case is closed tho

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lesbian is lesbian. gay is gay. bi is gay and lesbian. and trans is weird

novel flax
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straight is weird

hidden canopy
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straight is "normal" according to society

novel flax
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weirdos classifying themselves as normal

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okay

hidden canopy
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i mean, majority is the majority...

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majority = normal

novel flax
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the majority of religions aren't normal

hidden canopy
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well that depends on what normal means

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lol

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but the majority of religions doesnt have the majority of the people

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making them not normal

novel flax
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exactly

hidden canopy
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majority is normal

novel flax
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but the majority of the religions aren't normal

hidden canopy
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because they dont have the majority of the people

novel flax
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I'm not talking about all the people

hidden canopy
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they arent a true majority

novel flax
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I'm talking about all the religions

hidden canopy
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but the people behind a religion is what makes it powerful

novel flax
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and a lack of belief isn't a religion

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and most of the religions do weird shit

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like fiddle kids or seek wealth and power

hidden canopy
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you can do semantics all night lol

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and i dont feel like dancing those circles

novel flax
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we could dance in squares instead

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or lines

hidden canopy
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and anyone reading this post conversation: this has all been a great joke. no need to be offended by any of this lol

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fekin weirdo XD

novel flax
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anyone reading this is a weirdo tbh

eternal pulsar
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but how else am i gonna get my internet drama?

novel flax
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facebook?

hidden canopy
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4chan?

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reddit?

novel flax
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4chan is just dramarama

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all day erryday

hidden canopy
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exactly lol

eternal pulsar
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

novel flax
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I'll argue anything if you wanna manufacture drama

acoustic crater
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it's a channel meme no ? So why you do not write on the #satisfactory channel .

novel flax
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the argument was a meme tho

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not related to the game

hidden canopy
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

acoustic crater
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but nomarly we can see only meme not the discussion

hidden canopy
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what?

novel flax
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memes are more than just dumb pictures

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amateur

hidden canopy
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the pictures arent memes

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the pictures are a solidification of a meme

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the concentration of a meme

acoustic crater
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ok ok

stray ginkgo
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We sir, are memelords.
We rule over the memes,
Writen words can be memes
Pictures can be memes
Your mother... you get the point.

novel flax
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actually this channel is technically for satisfactory memes

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whoops

eternal pulsar
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yeah but your mother is over the discord karacter limit

stray ginkgo
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your file is too poweful

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Turned from satis meme to the
"Are traps gay" meme category

vocal tartan
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Beef or chicken?

stoic plaza
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Pinapple on pizza

plush dune
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beef

vocal tartan
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such strong words..!

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How does one pineapple on pizza

stoic plaza
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you dont

plush dune
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stop right now

stoic plaza
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its a thing that should never exist

mint dock
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There's a place in Gothenburg that puts noodles on pizza

vocal tartan
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...

mint dock
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"thai pizza"

plush dune
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satisfactory keys on pizza?

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does anywhere sell that yet

stoic plaza
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interesting

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also

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if anybody wants food porn

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watch binging with babish

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hes a god

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👌

plush dune
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keep it pg

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😩

vocal tartan
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id be hungry if I saw food

stoic plaza
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Perfect

vocal tartan
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thinks of food and gets hungry

plush dune
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then you'd eat it

marsh kernel
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snutt! we need to know

vocal tartan
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Nekofied owo

marsh kernel
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will the monorial have any switches

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nyaan~

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@vocal tartan headpat

worn fern
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Or sandwiches
Arguably more important for a Satisfactory experience

stoic plaza
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desu~

plush dune
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awoo

vocal tartan
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Awoo~~~

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awooing intensifies

stoic plaza
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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

vocal tartan
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pats

novel flax
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🐶 🚫

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awoo free zone

vocal tartan
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O~O

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Q~Q

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T~T

marsh kernel
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pat me!

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i love pats

vocal tartan
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eyes light up

stoic plaza
vocal tartan
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pats izu-nee-chan

marsh kernel
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purrs

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nyaan~

vocal tartan
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UwU

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head-rubbing intensifies

stoic plaza
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*pats @marsh kernel *

dusty swallow
marsh kernel
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purrs louder and louder

vocal tartan
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Naw

stoic plaza
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JKJK

dusty swallow
stoic plaza
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shit wrong one

marsh kernel
dusty swallow
stoic plaza
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what an animation

dusty swallow
placid saddle
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none of these memes are satisfactory relelated. bye Felica!

thorny stream
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Lol a twitch user

placid saddle
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this is true

solar sphinx
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Urgh who even uses twitch anymore anyway...

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realises that I also use twitch

dusty swallow
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yea, nowdays its all about that there Twatch viewership

thorny stream
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Amazon owns you all

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And so does Google

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And Netflix

zinc violet
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Honestly? I think that if Twitch added a way to better organize broadcasts, like youtube's playlist? They would have whole flood of new streamers

stone vine
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what is a meme

novel flax
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a miserable pile of in-jokes

stone vine
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am i doing it right

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wait

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thats a meme now right

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im a memer

dry lintel
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....

placid saddle
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take those memes to off topic memes. memes here in this channel are more game related ones to satisfactory

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#therewasanattempt

marsh kernel
#

any chance to rename this to satisfactory-memes
and the other satisfactory channels
to make things more clear

placid saddle
#

ya good idea

trim ridge
#

but memes can be satisfactory, without being about satisfactory 🤔

marsh kernel
#

community manager has decreed that only memes about SatisFactory are satisfactory

trim ridge
#

So it should be satisfactory-satisfactory-memes

storm quail
#

Or less than satisfactory satisfactory memes

bright lintel
south valve
#

same

marsh kernel
stray ginkgo
#

would buy

mint dock
placid saddle
#

lol

solid marlin
earnest gull
#

definitely a girl

frosty bison
#

Are traps really gay tho 🤔

humble glen
#

yes

#

but like

#

if you're into them cause they look like girls and not for the peepee

#

then you're only like

#

25-50% gay depending

#

if they got facial hair or are generally unconvincing, 100% gay

frosty bison
#

Yea acceptable

solid marlin
zenith salmon
unborn thorn
zenith salmon
valid latch
zenith salmon
#

lol just remove the watermark

valid latch
primal spoke
humble glen
mental drum
#

tweet link pls

#

if its real

chilly ivy
#

I doubt this is real. Otherwise it would've come up at some point in the three months since it has supposedly been posted

stoic plaza
#

107 hours on satisfactory 😮

polar bronze
#

Also am I the only one who noticed the font and background change after "lead to the..."?!

stoic plaza
#

its been slightly blurred

humble glen
#

Its fake, i made it lol, s'why i posted it in fan-art originally

#

edited it from the stephen hawking version of the meme

polar bronze
#

Apparently your fake is so good people think it is real

humble glen
#

the text changes colour and font halfway through

dry lintel
#

You could just fckin edit in twitter with inspect element flys away

night shoal
slender turtle
#

You piece of dried potato

bright lintel
#

"You dried up end piece of stale bread!"

tranquil path
#

woah

#

dude, is that..... B r e a d p h o b i c?

trail escarp
#

How can we have memes if the game isnt out yet 🤔

thorny stream
#

That, in of itself, is a meme 🤔 😃

fleet trail
#

Do i need to hold a satanic ritual to obtain an alpha key

void cove
#

Yes

tranquil matrix
#

Sacrifactory

night shoal
#

?yek ahpla

high musk
#

I swear I will turn this alpha around if you keep asking about it

west coral
#

@fleet trail i tried with a ritual already. So far i see no effects

thorny stream
#

I need an alpha key too. Would sacrifice my wife if needed

stoic plaza
#

I’d sacrifice my left arm

#

ACTUALLY, no I might need that

storm quail
#

I'd sacrifice your left arm for an alpha key.

ruby dust
#

Legs arent useful to play this game, you can have mines

marsh kernel
#

untill internet goes down and you have to crawl all the way to the router

ruby dust
#

I ll move my modem next to my computer rn

hidden canopy
#

i have a rolly chair

#

and my modem is behind my monitor

#

legs = not needed

stray ginkgo
#

Upload brain to internet.

becomes Glados..
release deadly neurotoxin
get alpha
continue testing
breaks game
its an alpha.

worn fern
#

Imma get my AOL DIAL UP MODEM
Does anyone else need an AOL DIAL UP MODEM

stray ginkgo
#

Idk but I'm going to call house.

worn fern
#

Uploading your brain to the internet would be a breeze if you had an AOL DIAL UP MODEM

hidden canopy
#

if yur glados im sure you could patch a few bugs in the alpha

#

i mean... you have the entirety of the internet at your hands

worn fern
#

That’s small potatoes.

stray ginkgo
#

Patch bugs before they are even known of.
Because I'm running the game off the same computer my brain is on.
I would be the matrix

worn fern
#

That’s why you need Neuralink

vital rock
#

the only alpha key waifu

iron hatch
#

MY SEMPIA!

stray ginkgo
#

Could you remove that?
It's technicaly hentai.
I mean if you spend more then 5 minutes googing who she is..

#

Saying that, I'm worse. But I still remove and apologies for it. :/

short flower
#

delet 3 above

iron hatch
#

not alpha key-chan! shes my sempai!!!

short flower
#

that's innapropriate for this discord.

iron hatch
#

its not like any nasty bits r sticking out

#

its just a girl holding a key

#

whats so inappropriate?

stray ginkgo
#

Reverse image search it with safe search off.

#

I think I just enabled people...

pseudo zodiac
#

You can google anything with safe search off and find something unsafe 😐

stray ginkgo
#

True facts.

#

If you go far enough that is.

pseudo zodiac
#

not really, still, I think it's a bit prudish complaining about the image. it defintiely does not classify as hentai. sure, a bit sexualized, but if you go from that to actual porn you get what you were looking for.

novel flax
#

The picture itself is fine

#

Who cares what searching it finds

rancid lion
#

Even if you search something as Innocent as My little pony, you can find nsfw stuff rather easily

worn fern
#

Which kinda sucks for all the people who like it for that innocence.

novel flax
#

There's this thing called safe search

#

Idk if you heard of it

worn fern
#

Even with safe search it comes up. Which sucks.

stray ginkgo
#

I'm sorry but there is a huge thing for ... nevermind. If you've lived on the om the internet as long as me you know what I'm talking about.

humble glen
#

o o f

stray ginkgo
#

Very oof

vast cove
#

oof?

balmy lynx
stray ginkgo
hollow merlin
#

👌

bright lintel
#

wait

stray ginkgo
#

I need to upgrade my meme

storm quail
#

I think the first project in Satisfactory needs to be a conveyor belt image of lizard doggo

prisma fog
#

lol

#

yes

#

YES

bright lintel
prisma fog
#

true that

real ore
#

satisfactory is thicc

#

because factorio is 2d

#

but this game is 3d

#

wich makes it a THICC BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEE

stray ginkgo
#

Thicc

proven lynx
#

You like Thick boys @real ore .......

karmic fog
#

wait @real ore ur on here?

#

its a small world

unborn dust
ocean spindle
#

it's a small world after all

#

*it's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to every one
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all*

real ore
#

@karmic fog yes thicc love

#

xd

thorny stream
stray ginkgo
thorny stream
#

lmao

willow palm
#

Lol nice one 😄

jolly root
#

simon come on

torn knoll
stray ginkgo
#

@placid saddle
I think we're going to have a meme war

placid saddle
#

Lol

dry lintel
vapid zodiac
#

Something we can all get behind

gleaming escarp
#

Someone NEEEDS to make a gif of that small clip of Simon at the end of the Q & A

vapid zodiac
#

on it

#

used mp4 because we need the sound

scenic basalt
#

It reminds me of beast wars megatron when he said "Yes." xp

visual orbit
#

#blame simon

gleaming escarp
#

lol

#

amazing

willow palm
#

lol that video 😄

balmy lynx
#

anyone else think that "yes" voiceline should be added to the game somehow?

dusty swallow
#

Small statalite orbiting the planet, you can learn its broadcasting a message on loop, you build an uplink and decoder at a highcost only to find its that yes clip playing over and over

novel flax
#

stalactalite

dusty swallow
#

Id ask for slack, but i dont want pants

real ore
#

Simon is like the meme boye in the office

stray ginkgo
#

Memedaddy

tidal dust
stray ginkgo
#

Lizard doggoa do not speak.

tidal dust
#

lizard doggo needs to be fixed

steep lichen
#

hM

stray ginkgo
#

Don't remove his junk...
He wants baby lizard doggos

We all do

novel flax
#

the only good babies are baby animals

#

not human babies

stray ginkgo
#

True

tidal dust
#

XD

unborn thorn
#

Well, I should get on the #blame simon bandwagon...

stray ginkgo
#

A bit late

dusty swallow
#

theres always time to #BlameSimon

stray ginkgo
#

Late to the blame game

#

But always welcoming more players

balmy lynx
#

blame simon simulator

#

goat sim dlc

unborn thorn
#

Sorry, had to reduce the quality, bad internet.
It isn't a factory game but hey, Blame Simon ships!
(I took this in Particle Fleet)
Even the Particulate (red stuff) wants to BlameSimon!
(look real close at my ships)

📎 Blame_Simon.png
steep lichen
#

oo

vital rock
#

wow

#

i need to play this

stray ginkgo
#

Same

solid marlin
#

I've played all the main creeper world games, but I still haven't gotten around to particle fleet

real ore
#

im just waiting for rule 34 and the lizard doggo

#

JK

stray ginkgo
#

I already said that...
And I hate the world we live in that will happen.

#

Alt f4

real ore
#

xd

solid marlin
#

how to delete someone elses' account

dry lintel
#

we need to ddos snowpig a lifetime long

vital rock
vivid iron
polar bronze
polar bronze
ashen kettle
#

Haha yes pls let him do that ingame too but next to the player and as scary and loud as fuck ^^

icy lagoon
#

cwte

stark comet
#

hey!

little minnow
novel flax
#

satisfactory is a dumbed down infinifactory clone 😏

thorny stream
#

satisfactory is an actually good version of farlight explorers

solid marlin
#

satisfactory is a roblox factory tycoon clone

#

dont ask why I know that, I was very bored

tribal thunder
native briar
#

when is the 3d patch of factorio being released?

grizzled pier
#

that will be after 3500 patches shot

pulsar tide
atomic prawn
#

This is how you get important changes made

autumn flower
#

haha yeah and theres even an OFFICIAL response to that

novel flax
#

build a teleporter

#

a goat comes through

#

starts licking all your machines

agile plume
thin solstice
stray ginkgo
#

(Even though it is common sense like fall damage)

thorny stream
#

Whaaaaaaat there's gonna be fall damage?

novel flax
#

just need a jetpack and boost a bit before you hit the ground

#

:p

thorny stream
#

Can we rocket jump?

#

Or are there no RPGs?

dry lintel
#

Rocket ride with friends pls

#

+Emotes on rocket

solar sphinx
#

@autumn flower I replied to the OFFICIAL reply to that, asking if Pokemon go was gonna be a thing in there

stray ginkgo
#

Bitch he is unavailable.

west coral
#

please don't put in fall damage. That makes the game less fun (at least give the option to turn it off or something).

#

Slightly unrelated, but vehicles running over you should still kill. It's more fun that way

polar bronze
#

It's already in

#

Not "maybe" but confirmed

west coral
#

but fall damage is the exact opposite of fun

polar bronze
#

"in your opinion".....

west coral
#

it's a quality of life thing like blueprints in factorio in my opinion

#

also, this may not be the best place to discuss this

crude kindle
#

Fall damage is fun(if you can push your friends >:D)

#

Even if not for pushing friends of buildings, it makes it more challenging for safely getting somewhere without falling of a 20 story factory you just build

west coral
#

@sleek fulcrum This is why i needed the pic

tribal thunder
#

this is beautiful

#

thank you for making this

solid marlin
#

A+

vital rock
#

S+, New High Score!

Please, enter your name for the Wall Of Fame!

stray ginkgo
#

Gg

thin solstice
#

pin that

solid marlin
gleaming escarp
#

gg

brazen locust
#

When you find a bug as developer

stray ginkgo
#

^

tribal thunder
formal hound
#

no wonder i have sleeping problems!

signal grotto
#

True horror

#

@brazen locust To show the power of flex seal tape, I sawed this game in half!

prisma fog
#

that comic is gonna keep me up all night

#

thanks a lot

tribal thunder
#

dont lie, the thought was gonna keep you up anyways

prisma fog
#

yep

#

"we don't know when the keys will be sent out, we don't know how many keys we'll send, we don't know what your chances of getting them are, and we don't know how we'll be choosing who gets one" -Jace, 2018

formal hound
#

too many "idk's"

remote phoenix
#

i dont know if they dont know and we dont know if they dont know so maybe they knew we wouldnt know and its all a complicated mind game by simon...you know?

autumn flower
#

@west coral OMFG slayed me hahaha

marsh kernel
#

it's jace!

oak lance
#

I think I've figured it out, Satisfactory is going to be available soon

agile plume
#

Soon ™

long kindle
autumn flower
#

LOL

brazen locust
#

idk about title but i feel this fits here too

brazen locust
#

"when you see bug you was sure you fixed"

autumn flower
#

my life

dusty swallow
#

99 bugs on the wall, the program has 99 bugs, take one down, patch it around, 147 bugs on the wall...

steep lichen
#

Lul

autumn flower
#

haha

stray ginkgo
#

Too true

tribal thunder
hybrid thunder
#

don't be ridiculous

autumn flower
#

hahaha

tribal thunder
#

need be/want, I have like 5 more taht I can whip up. Ive been up for 18ish hours and not planning on going to sleep til 10pm (16 hours from now)

trim ridge
ornate pollen
#

Is that a jeep on a flatbed in a truck on a flatbed on a flatbed

trim ridge
#

something like that

arctic pagoda
#

it's a jeep in a truck on a flatbed on a flatbed

solid marlin
#

what is this, gurren lagann?

marsh kernel
#

nah, it's a jeep on a flatbed in a truck on a flatbed

solid marlin
#

my truck is the truck that will pierce the heavens

quasi terrace
plush dune
#

what if you're on mac

#

to use the key

#

then you go on windows to play it

formal hound
#

exactly

west coral
#

@quasi terrace that's actually accurate if you're a linux user

south lake
#

I think if I miss an alpha key i'll just give up on life xD

dry lintel
#

@south lake pls no?

marsh kernel
#

if i don't get selected for alpha i'm going to sweden

dry lintel
#

Me too

#

Together? lol

#

xD

torn knoll
#

well you already deleted windows, so do you really wanna bother for a reinstall?

ocean spindle
#

for the truck thing..where the hell is there a jeep

patent wren
marsh kernel
#

@autumn flower for you

formal hound
#

lol

tranquil cargo
#

lmfao

stray ginkgo
#

Noone would kill lizard doggo ;_;

autumn flower
#

LOL

tranquil cargo
#

i would and will

stray ginkgo
#

puppy lizard dog eyes

native lance
#

a perfect meme would be

#

majin buu with you no take lizzard dog

stray ginkgo
hoary acorn
#

That's me Lul

lethal remnant
#

That might be everyone at this point lel

dry lintel
#

That's just me when it's out and got no key :(

unborn thorn
#

Email: Alpha keys out! And u didn't get one loser!
Me: (punches screen) (punches computer) (punches headphones) (punches friends) (flips tables) (heads to Coffee Stain offices) (starts riot)

stray ginkgo
#

I forgot how much swearing is in that...

iron hatch
marsh kernel
#

looks fake

iron hatch
#

y do u think i put it in memes

marsh kernel
#

Wish it was true

stray ginkgo
#

Wish what was true?

formal hound
#

gud me me

plush dune
#

wheres my key

golden bay
#

not out yet

plush dune
grave saddle
#

this movie is comming out tomorrow

#

better :'D

iron hatch
#

someone wanna translate?

#

nvm google can do it

#

unknown u writing a book there?

grave saddle
#

no xD im thinking about the correct words

#

im from germany but my english sucks. was lost u know.

#

brain blackout

#

what i tried to say was, that the text above doest rly matter so i didnt translate it

solid marlin
#

waiting for the alpha like

#

you just know it's coming, if you wait just a little longer

glacial eagle
#

and when that happens it will be so....SATISFACTORY! makes a B-line for the door

north radish
#

Oh god @solid marlin That gif triggers me so hard!

distant ember
#

I can't wait... I want to test it 😄

dry lintel
#

Not only you @north radish @solid marlin ❤ for triggering me ...

twin belfry
mint dock
#

feeeed me meeemeees

polar bronze
#

I can give you lizard doggo gifs

steep lichen
#

Here is a good meme

desert tapir
#

bruh

thorny stream
#

Babe.

desert tapir
iron hatch
marsh kernel
formal hound
#

where's the hype train?

iron hatch
#

your on it

formal hound
#

lmao u rite

storm quail
#

I'm waiting for Bethesda to buy out Coffee Stain.

novel flax
#

Please no

stray ginkgo
#

Microsoft

quasi plinth
#

as long as it's not EA...

wooden topaz
#

I’m not sure why coffee stain would sell they are technically a publisher by themselves and have several other game studios under them

thorny stream
#

because why not?

chilly musk
#

will Satisfactory run on toast™ ?

stray ginkgo
#

@tranquil cargo

formal hound
#

it will only run on Toast™ 2.3 As the minimum resolution of Satisfactory is 256x256 at a 4:3 aspect ratio and only Toast™ 2.3 and up supports higher resolutions than 200x200 at 4:3 unlike Toast™ 2.2 which goes to a max of 200x200 at 4:3

polar bronze
#

And only Wheat Toast 2.3

#

Rye Toast 2.5 has some issues with data fibers

formal hound
#

Wheat or Rye builds are supported on Toast™ 2.3 and up

tranquil cargo
#

what

silver verge
marsh kernel
#

isn't that why we visit them

#

Ficsit Employee #7600 reporting for duty

twin belfry
trim ridge
vital rock
#

omg litterally me

stoic plaza
#

Same

spark flint
#

I attempted to bribe Jace with bread

#

but he wanted nuggets

#

sad times

marsh kernel
spark flint
#

Couldn't decide whether to put this in fan-art or memes so here it is ¯_(ツ)_/¯

📎 Whomstve.jpeg
west coral
#

blameth*

spark flint
#

fuck.

west coral
#

you can still add it

spark flint
#

tru

winged shard
#

So I was just trying to dim my crappy Chinese smart bulb and this suddenly popped up

#

Felt like it lived here

languid elm
little minnow
#

its all simons fault

pale cloud
#

hold up, is simon the dog or one of the developers

ocean spindle
#

Devs

carmine solstice
#

@languid elm you did it horribly wrong. There’s still resources on the ground and there’s no factory there o.o

plain rover
somber swan
#

oof that one hit a little too close to home for the last bit.

umbral bolt
#

Same

novel flax
#

playing no man's sky and pretending it's the exploration part of satisfactory

deep basin
#

oof

thin solstice
#

playing fortnite emotes and pretending it's the clapping part of satisfactory

void mist
#

Playing to candy crush .

umbral bolt
#

playing Tetris and portending its factorio

upbeat gyro
#

Playing tetris and act like it's factorio to pretend it's Satisfactory

deep basin
#

playing pong and pretending it's tetris pretending it's factorio pretending it's Satisfactory

stoic plaza
#

Coding your own satiafactory in HTML would of been better

novel flax
#

would have

dense moat
#

Playing tetris on roblox to pretend it is the real tetris to pretend it is factorio to pretend it is Satisfactory

worn fern
#

In PHP

dense moat
#

I just wonder how far we can take it

thin solstice
#

We don't have simon so we'd probably finish first

marsh kernel
#

but would anyone pay for it

worn fern
#

Simon would pay to own it, as in, own the game itself.

Then delay it.

somber swan
#

Alright i'll bite, can I get some context about blame simon?

zealous sierra
#

simon the sorcerer

thin solstice
somber swan
#

hmm i saw that but felt like it was more than just that lol

winged shard
#

I assume he was blamed for something internally at some point

#

And Jace brought the meme to us

dusty swallow
solid marlin
#

where did you get that screenshot? I don't recognise it from the main trailer

dusty swallow
#

its a part of a screenshot on steam

solid marlin
#

....

dusty swallow
#

keep it PG man

trim ridge
#

um...

#

yeah, you'll want to delete that link @thorny stream

marsh kernel
#

@autumn flower

trim ridge
#

better to ping the mods

autumn flower
#

right.

dusty swallow
#

@swift arch ?

autumn flower
#

is this instaban?

marsh kernel
#

but they're all afk, expect uzu, and he's testing

#

probably

#

and yes, instaban

autumn flower
#

instaban, fuck it

tranquil path
#

it is i think

trim ridge
#

👍

marsh kernel
#

ppl should know better than post that in a community server

tranquil path
#

"This is also a SFW discord and should remain friendly and fun for all ages. Posting anything that mods or staff feel is offensive will run you the risk of being banned. No warnings required."

dusty swallow
#

sorry we had to disturb your armor trimming jace

autumn flower
#

np montablac

#

lol

trim ridge
#

You can go back to leveling Agility now.

autumn flower
#

whenever ive tried banning it never worked

marsh kernel
#

Mining 80 yet?

autumn flower
#

did it work this time?

#

yep 80 mining

#

got my 81 agility

#

anyway this is off topic 😉

#

thanks for the ping tho

marsh kernel
#

nice, you are obliged to send us more game footage to celebrate

autumn flower
#

im expecting the developer footage to have new info and maybe new footage too

marsh kernel
#

but that's wednesday! too long

autumn flower
#

we're gonna try share more info with each community content - BUT we will see how that pans out

trim ridge
#

Worst case, you know what to do if it doesn't.

autumn flower
#

wing it? 😛

marsh kernel
#

blame simon

trim ridge
#

50% of you are correct.

haughty jackal
#

What just happened?

#

I'm super curious

trim ridge
#

Someone did something they shouldn't, now they're working manual labor on a nearby rehabilitation camp.

haughty jackal
#

Rofl

#

Did they post a picture of something nasty?

trim ridge
#

Something like that.

haughty jackal
#

Right

valid lily
trim ridge
#

This is memes, not facts.

prisma fog
#

hey Jace i didn't know you talked to the non scum

placid saddle
#

@zenith salmon not satisfactory related. move to memes off topic

prisma fog
#

^^^

dry lintel
#

lel

vapid zodiac
tranquil cargo
#

very nice

mint dock
little minnow
dense loom
steady lake
white peak
plush dune
marsh kernel
rare sonnet
shut edge
polar bronze
#

C-C-C-C-Combobreaker

true agate
steady lake
little minnow
#

lets try this again

novel flax
#

#BlameItOnTheBoogie

quasi terrace
ionic spire
plush dune
#

blame jace

#

for not telling us shit about keys

little minnow
#

can we please have a #blamejace

iron hatch
#

#GiveThemABreak,MakingAGameIsNotEasy

true agate