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feral palm
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LMAO proven

spice magnet
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lol

velvet sphinx
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That was the joke, dumb fuck

torn ermine
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and an apple fanboy too zomg

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tomtom 19 hits different 🤧

velvet sphinx
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Lmao you lot are like 6

feral palm
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8*

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Im 8 and 3 quarters

spice magnet
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4

hybrid python
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Guys just sos him lol

feral palm
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LMAO WHAT JUST HAPPENED

velvet sphinx
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No one needs to know your height, you midget

spice magnet
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de jong's doing good today

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dk why the lot of em were dancing

hybrid python
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What a defence

alpine socket
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Oh

torn ermine
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and a heightist toozomg

hybrid python
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Handball

feral palm
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HANDBALL SURELY

hybrid python
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Pen

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Let’s go Messi

alpine socket
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Messi again

spice magnet
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messi penball again

feral palm
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CMON PESSI

spice magnet
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let's gooo

torn ermine
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lets go pessi

feral palm
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CMON ITS A CLEAR PEN

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he's going to monitor

velvet sphinx
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0 open play goals btw

feral palm
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Surely he will give the pen

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It's just common sense

torn ermine
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cba this guy 🤣 🤣

feral palm
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PEN GIVEN

hybrid python
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Yes

spice magnet
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yeah

feral palm
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RED CARD

torn ermine
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red?

alpine socket
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Yes

torn ermine
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bruh

spice magnet
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dead

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lmao

torn ermine
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bruh that hand expand kekw

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if it aint handball

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rigged

feral palm
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Oh shit biden won

torn ermine
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bruh really?

feral palm
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Yep

torn ermine
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trump in the mud

feral palm
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Official now

torn ermine
spice magnet
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trump mudded

feral palm
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IN THE NET

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3-1

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MESSIII

torn ermine
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lets see the twitter,

spice magnet
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pessssiiii

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let's gooo

torn ermine
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look at trump tweet

spice magnet
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grizi needs to learn this stuff

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bruh the commentator already gave the game to us

feral palm
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I rlly hope we get to 5

spice magnet
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bruh remove this

feral palm
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And then everyone does the toni bruins celebration

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That'd be nice

spice magnet
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lol

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yeah

feral palm
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Trincao sub Dembele

spice magnet
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yup

torn ermine
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trincao

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leys see

spice magnet
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dembouz has terrible control

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but the pace 💥

torn ermine
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his feint is predictable, but he is unstoppable kekw

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he always fake shot

spice magnet
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yeah

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ball cleared

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ooof

feral palm
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This second half has been so much better

spice magnet
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yeah

feral palm
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Aaa trincao

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What a pass from busquets

spice magnet
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they parked the damn bus already

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busi doing good ngl

feral palm
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Better this half

hybrid python
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Damn we criticised a lot in Busi

alpine socket
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C'mon messi score it

hybrid python
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😂

feral palm
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Was shit at first half

spice magnet
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prolly ate a lot of biscuits

hybrid python
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Messi will score one more

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Bet !

spice magnet
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yeah

hybrid python
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Ffs this shit man

spice magnet
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FDJ bossing the midfield today

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love to see it

feral palm
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Aaa pedriii

spice magnet
alpine socket
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Messi is not getting space I guess

hybrid python
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Been marked

spice magnet
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man passed it to grizi

feral palm
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3-2

alpine socket
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Shit

feral palm
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Roberto fault again

alpine socket
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Passed through lenglet

feral palm
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FDJ MOTM imo

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Braithwaite sub Griezmann

alpine socket
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Bring in Puig for pedri

feral palm
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GOALL

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MESSSII

torn ermine
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open play?

alpine socket
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Messiiiiiiii

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Messiii

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Yes

torn ermine
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@velvet sphinx hello im your friendly notification, messi scored an open goal

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😭

feral palm
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What an assist too

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Sergi Roberto gg

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And Trincao dribble

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HATTRICKK

torn ermine
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man really?

alpine socket
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Again

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Oh no

torn ermine
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wait really?

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lol

feral palm
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Offside

alpine socket
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Offside

torn ermine
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you scared me

alpine socket
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Shit

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Aren't u watching?

torn ermine
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so late

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im late 2 mins after you guys announce the 4th goal

feral palm
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Gah

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Braithwaite u shoulda put that away

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GOALL

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PEDRII

alpine socket
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Yeah

feral palm
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He'd be proud

torn ermine
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wait who is he

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fuck

feral palm
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Toni Bruins

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Cruyffs assistant

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Died this week

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He was the original '5' celebration

torn ermine
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oh yeah him

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RIP

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to the man

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🙏

glass lodge
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Pedri

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bruh

torn ermine
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Pedri
@glass lodge is he good in FM?

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im pretty sure high potential

glass lodge
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yes

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he is

torn ermine
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also fati too i think

glass lodge
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Fati will be since 21 probably

alpine socket
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Done!

torn ermine
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since when did we score such a large margin

alpine socket
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5-2

torn ermine
alpine socket
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Felt good

upper agate
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Good game

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Beofre int break

alpine socket
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Messi made a huge difference

spice magnet
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same score as the last one

torn ermine
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immense impact after being subbed in

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🔥

alpine socket
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Pedri was great. He was a bit exhausted tho

torn ermine
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i love pedri

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❤️

alpine socket
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We got to fix that defense

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Should have been a cleansheet

torn ermine
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you can see we are weak against crossing

spice magnet
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gotta wait till Jan at least

torn ermine
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the goal we conceded was just like davies cross after killing semedo

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same scenario lmao, no one is marking the shooter

alpine socket
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We should have stopped the first goal

feral palm
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Dest could've been great today

hearty arrow
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We should have stopped all goals

feral palm
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Shame Roberto did so well in offence to mask the defensive stinker he had

spice magnet
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man ain't a right back

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his original position is RM

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and he does the job really well

hearty arrow
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Wait I used .

torn ermine
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roberto did well, is this a dream?

spice magnet
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he did not for a right back

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was good in attacking

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his defending is still bum

alpine socket
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He indeed playes better while attacking

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And that's not the reason to leak goals

torn ermine
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thats why he should play midfield kekw

opal sigil
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VISCA BARCA

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Great way to jump into int break

feral palm
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Idk

lime mica
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did I air rian for an hour

feral palm
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I think this is the time we don't want an international break

torn ermine
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yeah man

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we just got our momentum

opal sigil
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We need it still

torn ermine
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now its int break

lime mica
opal sigil
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Theres need improvements

feral palm
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What's the first game after international break

opal sigil
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La liga

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Atletico madrid

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😳

spice magnet
torn ermine
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oh fuck

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no way

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😭

feral palm
spice magnet
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messi's the official MOTM today

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would've wanted FDJ to get it

torn ermine
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please no injuries

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intl break

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:((

alpine socket
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world cup qualifiers?

spice magnet
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more worried about corona

feral palm
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Best Players

Messi
Dembele
Pedri

Worst Players

Griezmann
Pique
Busquets

torn ermine
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yeah corona

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fuck man

alpine socket
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Busquets was okay for few things, but pique.

spice magnet
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Best Players

Messi
Dembele
Pedri

Worst Players

Griezmann
Pique
Busquets
@feral palm wouldn't put grizi in that list tbh

feral palm
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Mate...

spice magnet
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he missed a lot of chances but made a fair contribution

feral palm
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He scored a Tap-In of an open goal

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That's it

spice magnet
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he assisted the first one

feral palm
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Missed a penalty and about 4 brilliant chances before that

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Griezmann had some contributions

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But the amount he didn't do makes it a bad performance imo

spice magnet
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Missed a penalty and about 4 brilliant chances before that
@feral palm true that

torn ermine
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im still waiting for coutinho

grave glen
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ok so in my opinion, it takes effort and intelligence to be in the right place at the right time, griezmann was there, almost every time, apart from the lack of presicion in front of goal (which is obv important but can also be worked upon), what do you blame him for?

hybrid python
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I don’t ..

torn ermine
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Im still trusting him, whether he is unlucky or what idk, lets hope for the best, complaining is useless anyway

hybrid python
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Has to be goal of the week idc Specialone

torn ermine
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DEMBOUZZZ my 🐐

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@grave glen thoughts on the defense? 🤔

grave glen
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I personally don't rate any of the players in that defense except dest but well hes yet to prove a lot of things

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their side in the fist half

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the dots are shots from betis

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wouldnt blame pique for the first goal tho, it was lengelt's fault

torn ermine
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now i can see why they always get to our right side

hybrid python
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Roberto man

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They did their homework

grave glen
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messi first open play goal today

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built different

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griezmann just needs to start hitting his shots 😭

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man could have had four today lmfaoo

tardy terrace
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Mahn our attack and midfield is so sorted

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But defense 🥲 🥲

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Instead of memphis depay and eric garcia .. shud go for david alaba ?

spice magnet
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can't afford

torn ermine
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this is funny af kekw

spice magnet
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it's the truth tho

hybrid python
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They messing with dembele

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He was late to training

spice magnet
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nothing new there

hybrid python
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Ansu out for a year probably

keen gorge
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What happened to Ansu?

spice magnet
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sad :/

summer garden
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For a year?

hybrid python
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Not really

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Let’s see if his tissue is broken the year

feral palm
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1-3 months

keen gorge
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Kick off

feral palm
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Wtf @keen gorge

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You don't celebrate a rival players injury

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That's just basic human decency

keen gorge
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I was saying about the start of our game

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I will never celebrate a rival player getting injured

feral palm
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Well there was no other context lmfao

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The discussion was about ansu's injury

keen gorge
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Didn't notice the discussion

opal sigil
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Well there was no other context lmfao
@feral palm faxkekw

keen gorge
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I hope he gets well soon

feral palm
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Didn't notice the discussion
@keen gorge mf you started the discussion 😂

keen gorge
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Lmao I thought it was done by then

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Gol

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1 - 0

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Joao

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Gol
2-0
LLORENTE

hybrid python
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GG

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You’re winning la liga

keen gorge
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Too early to determine

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We still did not face a strong team yet

grave glen
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you're facing us soon

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messi revving up right before we face atleti aahhhhhh just the right time

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ansu injured too wTF?

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nOOOo

hybrid python
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Messi was class last time we met atleti

grave glen
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yeah but

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the most important thing

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is that Dest HAS to start in that game

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every time he's played he's absolutely shut down that right flank defensively

keen gorge
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Im glad we will get this break

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Some of our players are dead tired

grave glen
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its not much of a break for the players, alot of them have international games

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which i think is a really stupid concept

keen gorge
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Rip Trippier

grave glen
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when will coutinho be back

hybrid python
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In atleti game

keen gorge
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Gol
3-0

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Suarez

hybrid python
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Vamos Lol

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Aupa atleti

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❤️🤍

keen gorge
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🔴 ⚪

round star
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As long as it’s not real madrid

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I’m fine

keen gorge
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Gol
4-0

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tHe 126m fLoP

hybrid python
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Never doubted him

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Best player of atleti

keen gorge
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FT
4-0

feral palm
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And we face Atleti when international break is over

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Ffs

keen gorge
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We didn't beat Barca in 10+ seasons in La Liga so it will be a very tough game for us

round star
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Felix needs to get injured

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That’s the only thing that can save Barca

keen gorge
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Damn

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bruh

round star
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But I don’t see Barca beating Atlético

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Felix and Suarez is just too good

feral palm
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Suarez gonna score a hattrick

torn ermine
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😔

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ansu :((

slender olive
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So

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we played good?

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Bruh we beat atletico last season 0-1

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with Valverde

keen gorge
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Im not optimistic tbh

round star
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Bruh we beat atletico last season 0-1
@slender olive wanna know who assisted

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🤭

torn ermine
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its zlatan

round star
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Suarez

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But ok

torn ermine
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obv its a joke

round star
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I can’t joke around here

torn ermine
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ok

round star
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Cuz ppl like @hybrid python gonna think I’m retarded

iron kelp
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er

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what

torn ermine
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class assist by zlatan

hybrid python
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The 🐐 dembouz knows

torn ermine
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my 🐐 dembouz 🤧

spice magnet
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demb🐐

thin ivy
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Bruh how did grizi miss that penalty

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Coulda scored a brace ez

summer garden
thin ivy
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Jordyn huitema tho

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Lmao

spice magnet
torn ermine
spice magnet
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class

torn ermine
spice magnet
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yeah prime, sure

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dirtiest player ever

torn ermine
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like they know every of our problems

spice magnet
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yeah cba

cunning remnant
thin ivy
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Who are we playing against?

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Celta vigo?

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Not complaining but im legit the only madrid fan in here most of the time lol

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Nvm its valencia

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Oof they havent won ant of their last four games

feral palm
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Yeah you'll be fine

thin ivy
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Sergio ramos hattrick

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Lol jk

hybrid python
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Haha lol

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It’s Valencia G

alpine socket
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Barca Atletico is like 14 days from now. It's important to continue our momentum

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Where is the tomtom alt?

torn ermine
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he is gone after messi scored an open goal

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got his mouth zipped

alpine socket
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Messi and grizi in form would be total blessing

slender olive
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tomtom has an alt?

torn ermine
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tomtom has an alt?
@slender olive its just a joke kekw
but some guy was acting like him last night

slender olive
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Lmao cool

strong forum
limpid hollow
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Banger

torn ermine
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man that goal 🐐

hybrid python
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I still feel bad for Griezmann

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He was almost going to cry

icy crypt
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Lmaoooo

spice magnet
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backup for an 18 year old

icy crypt
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You have to admit it’s a bit bullshit Asensio didn’t get called up

hybrid python
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No.

icy crypt
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Spain won’t have any success under Enrique anyway

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He’s always been shit

hybrid python
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Hahaha man 🧢

spice magnet
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man said shit lmao

alpine socket
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He was almost going to cry
@hybrid python he is cursed probably kekw

hybrid python
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Defeated Madrid lol saying shit

alpine socket
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Remember guys when we used to be on top instead of real sociedad 😐

spice magnet
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they played 3 more games

alpine socket
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Our draws are freaking

torn ermine
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get well soon ansu 🥺

feral palm
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He's not a Barca player anymore but I like to keep up with him

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Cuenca scored the winner for Almeria today

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96th minute

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1-0

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Akieme played the full game too

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Chumi was an unused sub

hybrid python
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Cuenca scored the winner for Almeria today
@feral palm best defender in segunda tho rn #

alpine socket
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Not bad

torn ermine
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sociedad is a real deal this season

topaz crest
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i hope ansu recovers without any setbacks and long lasting effects

torn ermine
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yeah man 😔

topaz crest
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hes really exciting

still pagoda
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True...

torn ermine
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@topaz crest thoughts on pedri?

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🤔

topaz crest
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havent watched him yet

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hes getting goal contributions but, and thats already a lot

torn ermine
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ohh okay, he is just as exciting as ansu

topaz crest
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i bet theres a lot of pressure on them

torn ermine
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great entertainment from his playstyle 👍

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yeah

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koeman is giving them starter often

topaz crest
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did yall sign pedri or is he from la masia?

torn ermine
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so hopefully that minimize the pressure

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no he is from las palmas

topaz crest
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oh

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whats up with puig now?

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is he still not getting minutes

torn ermine
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koeman said he was not part of the plan, so its better to loan him out, but puiq still wants to stay to prove him. But koeman havent started him 😔 @topaz crest

topaz crest
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thats sad

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i thought he was gonna be a big part of the next gen barca

torn ermine
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he is our gem

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i just hope he is patient enough to stay here, maybe loan him could be a good idea

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instead of not getting any minutes

alpine socket
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Pedri used to play for Palmas

topaz crest
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if the financial situation at barca is as bad as i've read, i honestly think they should put results on the backfoot and focus on getting rid of high wage players past their prime and get players who can improve a lot. The stability of the club is way more important than a couple seasons imo

torn ermine
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news reported that many players have taken the wage cut

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but idk

alpine socket
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Yeah. We don't want to bankrupt this season

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Wage cut isn't enough. Selling is the only way here

torn ermine
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true

alpine socket
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Board is trying to bring in some fans, you know they get some merchandise sales.

topaz crest
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they shouldnt rely on that

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good management is the thing to have in a situation like this, that and a open coach willing to field youth and trust them

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koeman fields youth

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but hes not open

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hes adamant on dutch players

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that narrows the possible players down insanely

alpine socket
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Definitely. I don't understand why he is not ready to field Puig. He is talented and has done in pre-season aswell.

hybrid python
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We should not take wage cuts under this board

torn ermine
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the problem is our temporary president is the guy name tusquets

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i dont even know him

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lol

hybrid python
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And barto brought him

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So you can never trust

alpine socket
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Perhaps

topaz crest
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And barto brought him
@hybrid python bruh

hybrid python
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Yahh so I don’t see that happening now

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Just gotta wait till January

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If they take wage cuts their contact gets automatically renewed

alpine socket
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But wages are too high right now

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I don't think barca is going to sell pique. He is ending his career here.

topaz crest
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sell the players

hybrid python
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Ofc

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Next summer

topaz crest
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this is not the time for emotional attachments

hybrid python
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Alba last szn

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Umtiti last szn

topaz crest
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how has firpo been doing?

alpine socket
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Who do u think is going to buy pique?

topaz crest
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no one lmao

hybrid python
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I won’t even want him leave

topaz crest
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well not if he asks for the same wages

hybrid python
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He’ll be a bench player next year

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Alright on 50% wage cut

alpine socket
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Alba must go to vissel kobe.....

topaz crest
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i think he'll continue to work at barca after his playing career ends

hybrid python
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Barça C team

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Pique is also helping us financially

topaz crest
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Alba must go to vissel kobe.....
@alpine socket are barca their feeder club kekw

torn ermine
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pique 200k wages 👍

alpine socket
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Pique more likely to stay than messi

torn ermine
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could be a good one

topaz crest
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200k isnt the worst

hybrid python
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He’s going to help the club financially for our new stadium

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That’s pique for you ❤️

alpine socket
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He has his own team, which division they pkayy?

topaz crest
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new stadium wuf

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bankruptcy and new stadium

hybrid python
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Ik it won’t start now

topaz crest
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not a good pair

hybrid python
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But in few years

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He has said it

alpine socket
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It won't start unless we win somethin

hybrid python
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Pique is fucking rich

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Man will giveaway 20M like nothing

alpine socket
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Ofc forgot, guy got shakira 😂

torn ermine
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I bet he will work for barca board member or something

spice magnet
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president

torn ermine
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madrid valencia

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madrid winning this imo

keen gorge
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Valencia are a relegation side this year

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Would be a surprise if they drew or beat RM

spice magnet
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massive dub

torn ermine
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lol would be great if they beat madrid kekw
no offense meow

keen gorge
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Of course it would be

icy crypt
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How has Isco benched Kroos

hybrid python
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Valencia are a relegation side this year
@keen gorge they’re still doing good

spice magnet
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yeah 8 points from 8 games

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talk about doing good kekw

feral palm
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Isco back PES_CutePoggers

spice magnet
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expecting a masterclass from him

feral palm
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My 5 fav Madrid players:

Kroos
Asensio
Odegaard
Isco
Mendy

spice magnet
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i loved james but man moved to everton :/

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everyone likes kroos, no cap

feral palm
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My 5 least fav Madrid players:

Ramos
Carvajal
Marcelo
Ramos
Benzema

spice magnet
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casemiro, marcelo, benz, ramos for me

icy crypt
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5 favourite Barca players are
Messi
Coutinho
Fati
Puig
Trincao

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5 Least favourite
Alba
Pique
De Jong
Lenglet
Busquets

limpid hollow
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De Jong is class though

torn ermine
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griezmann cried when HT whistle was blown 😭 😔

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i feel so bad

feral palm
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5 favourite Barca players are
Messi
Coutinho
Fati
Puig
Trincao
@icy crypt

A very good 5

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5 Least favourite
Alba
Pique
De Jong
Lenglet
Busquets
@icy crypt

Surprising to see De Jong but I can definitely understand why you'd have the others there lmfao

gilded mist
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Real Madrid starting in 5 min

opal sigil
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Marcelomeow

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Risky take for Madrid

icy crypt
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@icy crypt

Surprising to see De Jong but I can definitely understand why you'd have the others there lmfao
@feral palm Honestly the De Jong addition was more petty rather than personal

vocal summit
#

POGGERS

hybrid python
#

love you varane

keen gorge
#

lmao

hybrid python
#

@keen gorge told you lol

strong forum
feral palm
#

Valencia players needing to be saved

Jose Gaya
Yunus Musah
Carles Soler
Kang-In Lee
Maxi Gomez
Goncalo Guedes
Thierry Correira
Manu Vallejo

keen gorge
#

Third penalty for Valencia lmao

feral palm
#

INJECT ITTTT

keen gorge
#

4-1

feral palm
#

HAHAHHAHA I LOVE THIS GAME

prime fiber
#

me too

#

this is glory

hybrid python
#

where's kevin lol

keen gorge
#

bruh

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Valencia only won two games in 8 before this game

nocturne crystal
#

WTF

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soler with a penalty hattrick

opal sigil
icy crypt
#

‘Brother don’t pass to Varane and Ramos. On my mother’s life they’re playing against us.’

opal sigil
#

Barca has a game in hand so just say barca 14pts madrid 16ptssmirkgun

feral palm
#

Pink kit curse

hybrid python
#

Madrid fans back to cave lol

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So so good what a weekend

feral palm
#

Madrid fans are all #VaraneOut now

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Shits good

hybrid python
#

The Madrid FT is a mess rn

thin lance
#

VVD > Ramos and that's a fact

hybrid python
#

ahaha

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i hate to say it fucking lenglet is better than ramos

thin ivy
#

i hate to say it fucking lenglet is better than ramos
@hybrid python um no

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How the fuck did we lose to fucking valencia

hybrid python
#

lmaooo

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finished club valencia man

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they were going to get relegated

thin ivy
#

And ok wow you guys seem pretty happy about this

hybrid python
#

Ofc man

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Lovely weekend

teal prairie
#

Lmao

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Varane has more goals than hazard this season

thin ivy
#

Fuck this im going back to sleep

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Varane has been shit

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Turning into phil jones

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And idk ramos prolly had a bad game

hybrid python
#

Yes he did

cunning remnant
#

Turned into phil jones

thin ivy
#

We're still top 4 tho

round star
#

Varane has more goals than hazard this season
@teal prairie warnock

spice magnet
#

bum team lmfaoo

keen gorge
#

Im really enjoying this season so far

round star
#

Varane has more goals then Griezmann

torn ermine
#

wtf, i just woke up, wtf happened to madrid

thin ivy
#

Varane masterclass

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Marcelo starting has been bad luck for us

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Love the guy but i want mendy to start all games if possible

torn ermine
#

3 penalty kekw kekw kekw

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what the actual fuck

slender olive
#

Penalty hat trick

torn ermine
#

🙏

keen gorge
#

I hope he is ok

thin ivy
#

3 penalty kekw kekw kekw
@torn ermine Only in la liga. You know the recorded most penalties in one game was 5 pens. That game was just 2 more behind the record.

torn ermine
#

lol

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if sociedad keep this form consistently, they are winning la liga

keen gorge
#

Looks like we will be competing with them rn

torn ermine
#

yeah we should win against sociedad, they are title contender

thin ivy
#

Nah atletico is goat rn

#

atleti>sociedad

keen gorge
#

Feels like 02-03 again

hybrid python
#

We should win against atleti

#

Messi masterclass 💉

keen gorge
#

Tbh I am always not optimistic about barca games

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especially in La Liga or Copa

opal sigil
torn ermine
#

especially in La Liga or Copa
@keen gorge im not either, with joao felix on fire

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suarez is lethal

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im scared

spice magnet
#

suarez is a lethal penalty taker, nothing more than that

hybrid python
#

Suarez man

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Y’all should watch him play full 90

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You’d literally sleep ngl

opal sigil
#

Mans finished

torn ermine
#

he still has the quality, his dummy run and shit is very good

spice magnet
#

he can't score tho

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diego costa ain't the same anymore as well

hybrid python
#

Felix is feeding him balls

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He isn’t able to run anymore

spice magnet
#

he can still bite tho

opal sigil
#

😂

hybrid python
#

Won’t do it against us

thin ivy
#

That goddamn ref should move to premier league

hybrid python
#

Ohh cmon the decisions were god man right

elfin flower
#

Ohh cmon the decisions were god man right
@hybrid python It's only right when the favour RMA wenger

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Just kidding, don't come at me

hybrid python
#

He was not giving a goal and took 2 mins to check if its goal

hearty arrow
#

Don't give varane ball..he's playing against us

alpine socket
#

Omg rma lost 😂

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@elfin flower congrats

elfin flower
#

Congrats?

hearty arrow
#

Ramos playing basketball xD

thin ivy
#

@hybrid python It's only right when the favour RMA wenger
@elfin flower Exactly. If refs favor anyone but us its wrong.

elfin flower
#

accepted

thin ivy
#

Jk

elfin flower
thin ivy
#

Im jokking

elfin flower
#

REPORTS: RMA headquarters on the lookout for Cole

thin ivy
#

But still 3 pens big sad. Squad form go brrr

elfin flower
#

Soler scored a hattrick of pens

hybrid python
#

Lmao

thin ivy
#

Hella trollish imo

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Imagine if ramos did that

hybrid python
#

He’s very good player

thin ivy
#

Holy shit id be the happiest

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Is soler a defender

hybrid python
#

No

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Midfielder

thin ivy
#

Ramos can still do it then. Pen hattrick.

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Thatd be dope

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Im donating my onlyfans money to papa perez so he can buy refs.

hearty arrow
#

Do you think he needs those

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This match was just to make sure no one calls em vardrid

thin ivy
#

Not this way tho

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Thats a good way to think of it too

keen gorge
#

I bet the ref thought Valencia were RM as they were wearing white

torn ermine
#

again, pink is cursed

thin ivy
#

Pink kit is cursed

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I swear to god Man City jinxed that kit

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Watching the highlights now

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It was vasquez who gave away the first pen )_)

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Varane trying to play like pepe and stepping on the gk

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That ramos handball was cheeky

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Hand of god defense edition

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What a shit show

torn ermine
#

chill chill

#

varane bruh

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how bad is he now

thin ivy
#

that Man City game messed him up man

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He hasnt been the same same after that.

#

He had good games but consistency isnt there

#

Marcelo starting + Pink kit = Cursed game

#

Someone pin that lol

spice magnet
#

marcelo is a good player, he should start every game

thin ivy
#

Dont

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He should be a sub in

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Mendy gotta be the starter now

hybrid python
#

Sad

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That zidane still start Marcelo

thin ivy
#

He's still good but not starter good

#

Yeah and he's benched Bale forever even when vini and hazard plays bad

torn ermine
#

wtf we actually want to sell him?

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😭

spice magnet
#

he'll stay now that ansu is injured

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new contract soon

#

and maybe sell lord braithwaite in jan

cunning remnant
#

Dembouz 🐐

alpine socket
#

Demboz is very crucial now. Seling him would be the stupidest thing to do ever.

#

He can barely walk. Hope he recovers quickly.

torn ermine
#

feel bad for ansu, he really wants to play again, unfortunate injury man

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fuck

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i love his commitment

limpid hollow
#

Yeah

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Sport is not reliable

thin ivy
#

Poor thibo

torn ermine
#

feels bad for courtois 😔

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he is so good

thin ivy
#

I think donnarumma is better at penalties than him?

#

Kept Juve at bay during the italian cup during penalties

torn ermine
#

i think donnarumma is gonna stay at milan

#

could be the club of his life

spice magnet
#

he's so good

#

milan might be big again, so would be good for him

thin ivy
#

True

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I love donna's reactions on the pitch

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He has those italian hand gestures as well

limpid hollow
#

Yeah

opal sigil
hybrid python
torn ermine
#

get well soon valverde 🙏

hybrid python
#

@torn ermine is your football chat working ?

torn ermine
#

@torn ermine is your football chat working ?
@hybrid python no i have to resend many times

hybrid python
#

It’s not loading in my screen

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Xd

torn ermine
#

It’s not loading in my screen
@hybrid python kekw

icy crypt
#

Modric is gonna get overworked when he comes back from international break lmao

hybrid python
#

Too much lol

#

Fede is injured now

torn ermine
#

man fede is your core player

#

its kinda a bad news for madrid

#

what if ramos is suspended or something, thats fucked up

opal sigil
#

Fati tho😪

#

Man was supposed to win pichichi

torn ermine
#

man fatii, i just hope there is a possibility that the recovery will be much faster

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🙏

alpine socket
#

feels bad for courtois 😔
@torn ermine imagine how stegen felt against bayern..... Goalkeeper can be hero and the villain the same day, tough game for them

torn ermine
#

he is still mentally strong

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high respect for stegen

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🙏

keen gorge
#

Ter Stegen is not to blame when your team literally has no defense

thin ivy
#

Damn fede is our top cm sub

#

Guess we'll see odegaard play more

keen gorge
#

Fede is your top player this year

torn ermine
#

Ter Stegen is not to blame when your team literally has no defense
@keen gorge very true my man

#

our defense is just clueless sometimes

feral palm
#

Cenler is my favorite barca account in the world

thin ivy
#

Ohmygoal really trying to bait us rn

hybrid python
#

Man I unfollowed this page

thin ivy
hybrid python
#

They don’t got any content

thin ivy
#

Zidane had 3 ucls in a row and what he'll get sacked because his defenders fouled valencia inside the box?

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They couldnt even score an open goal ffs

hybrid python
#

2 useless players

#

Last one is the Barça DNA

spice magnet
#

bumtiti can be useful

torn ermine
#

oh my goal exaggerate everything lol

hybrid python
#

That Matheus Guy Jesus

#

He doesn’t even plays like professional footballer

torn ermine
#

what did he do?

spice magnet
#

nothing

#

that's the problem

#

man hasn't even been presented

torn ermine
#

lol

thin ivy
#

Join varane fc

#

Or maybe it should be UCL PTSD FC

hybrid python
#

Lmao

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Dembele FC is the biggest

spice magnet
tepid hemlock
#

man hasn't even been presented
@spice magnet Why would you present a cheque? would you do it in the accounting manager's room, picture them shaking hands? :P

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the guy is literally an IOU in human form :P

spice magnet
#

lol

#

classic barto masterclass money laundering

alpine socket
torn ermine
#

why do i trust laporta more than font? font for me is not convinced enough

spice magnet
#

laporta hasn't even revealed his plans

#

he said he would try to bring in pep

#

which won't happen

torn ermine
#

well lets see

#

im fine with both, but laporta for me is slightly above font just because he has proven to be great in the past

limpid hollow
#

Same

#

I prefer Laporta over Font

spice magnet
#

true but someone has to start somewhere

#

font's plan is nice but i ain't sure about xavi as a coach tbh

#

i hope he is better than what pirlo is doing rn

limpid hollow
#

Pirlo ehhhh

hybrid python
#

No lol

#

Font any day

torn ermine
#

@hybrid python man i miss your pfp moment

#

was it the 2013/14 clasico?

#

where messi scored hattrick

hybrid python
#

Yeh the one vs Madrid

torn ermine
#

iniesta goal was banger

#

lol

#

nice assist from messi tho

#

i miss this messi :((

hybrid python
#

Still loves the club

torn ermine
#

didnt he almost leave in 2012, but tito vilanova told him to stay at barca?

spice magnet
#

for arsenal prolly

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but who cares

hybrid python
#

Chelsea

#

Tito man best coach ever to take us over 100 points

#

I miss Tito

spice magnet
#

ye

torn ermine
#

tito :((

#

fucking cancer

hybrid python
#

I still remember we lost to Madrid

#

The team was not ready for it

#

Tito died

spice magnet
#

can't wait to see the movie

keen gorge
#

It was a sad year in 2014 first Luis Aragones and then Tito

limpid hollow
#

yeah

daring flint
#

Ter Stegen is not to blame when your team literally has no defense
@keen gorge he still had a bad game against bayern

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but cant blame him

#

everyone did

#

but he still gave the ball away many times

bright comet
#

rip tito

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😦

#

he was a good man

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he was a legend

#

but most importantly

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he knew the most about the club

torn ermine
#

@bright comet you are squishy right?

bright comet
#

@bright comet you are squishy right?
@torn ermine shhh

feral palm
#

Now that's sportsmanship

nocturne crystal
#

oh wow

#

cool

opal sigil
#

Waw

slender olive
#

Class

thin ivy
#

Imagine if Ramos or Pepe called up their victims like that

elfin flower
#

Man, long long longggg phone bill

hybrid python
#

Imagine if Ramos or Pepe called up their victims like that
@thin ivy ...

tardy terrace
#

if we had a little better defense that year

#

we would have won the ucl

#

a perfect gift for Tito with those 100 points

thin ivy
#

Wasnt that peak barcelona defense?

#

In the 2000s at least

#

Pique, puyol, alba, alves

spice magnet
#

2010s you mean

#

we did not have alba then

torn ermine
#

nice job MATS 👍

hybrid python
#

Neuer starts anyways

limpid hollow
#

👍

hybrid python
#

Better for him to prove that he’s the number 1.

spice magnet
#

yeah

thin ivy
#

@spice magnet Who was your lb again?

spice magnet
#

when?

#

we had sylvinho in the "2000s" when we won the ucl iirc

#

alba came in 2012 or 13

feral palm
#

Lineup vs Atleti should be

Ter Stegen
Alba
Lenglet
Pique
Dest

De Jong
Pjanic
Coutinho

Dembele
Griezmann
Messi

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If Coutinho isn't ready

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Then Pedri

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Or Messi at CAM and Trincao on the right

torn ermine
#

@thin ivy i have watched 3 generation of LB
Sylvinho ==> Abidal ==> Alba

thin ivy
#

Damn

feral palm
#

Forgetting our lord Adriano

spice magnet
#

another bum smh

feral palm
#

Don't you dare call adriano a bum

hybrid python
#

Lmao

#

I still remember he was ballin against bielsa bilbao

alpine socket
#

Around 190m can be saved by wage cuts.

#

Selling messi for around 150-209m + selling others would have made around 400m

#

If wage cuts are done, we can have a potential transfer.

alpine socket
feral palm
#

Braithwaite in isolation

hybrid python
#

Selling messi for around 150-209m + selling others would have made around 400m
@alpine socket Messi gives us 300M

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Scenes when he left us and we will have no money

alpine socket
#

No Braithwaite? Doens't matter lol

hybrid python
#

(🌕) JUST IN: Coutinho has entered the final phases of his recovery! The priority goal is for Coutinho to be available against Atletico on 21st. For now, sensations are very positive, and everything indicates that he will rejoin the group next week. @fansjavimiguel #FCB 🚨⚡️🇧🇷

round star
#

(🌕) Koeman will now have more reasons [after Ansu’s injury] to request the signing of Depay. The player has an agreement with the club & hopes that the operation can be closed. Barça will only be able to sign him if they sell a player. Complicated. @HelenaCondis #Transfers 🇳🇱...

opal sigil
#

YES goatinho

alpine socket
#

Coutinho's recovery is a good news.

torn ermine
#

have we sorted our financial problem?

alpine socket
#

Depay+Garcia looks the target right now

#

have we sorted our financial problem?
@torn ermine talks have started today, might take a week

torn ermine
#

alright

alpine socket
#

Reports are in that pique has already agreed to take the paycut

torn ermine
#

respect him for that, his love for the club is just ❤️

austere ravine
#

hola!

torn ermine
#

hola amigos

#

como estas?

austere ravine
#

bien

#

y tu?

torn ermine
#

bien

#

i dont even know spanish man

#

lol

austere ravine
#

alright what are we talking about

torn ermine
#

i just knew those words

austere ravine
#

ah its fine lol

alpine socket
torn ermine
#

are you valencia local? @austere ravine

austere ravine
#

yes

#

I was born here

torn ermine
#

ohh nice to meet you

#

@alpine socket man depay meow

austere ravine
#

another forward?

torn ermine
#

we need his finishing tbh

austere ravine
#

shouldnt Barca go for defenders?

torn ermine
#

we are going for garcia

#

and he wants to join

austere ravine
#

that Man City kid?

torn ermine
#

ye

austere ravine
#

ah nice

#

if you need LB, we always have Gaya-

torn ermine
#

there is no way we could buy a world class defender rn

#

man it wouldnt be fun with gaya bought to another club

#

wtf this valencia owner

#

its dumb

austere ravine
#

he is worse than Bartomeu

alpine socket
#

Well done Valencia against RMA

austere ravine
#

yeah

#

we always go god mode on Barca and Real at Mestalla

#

idk how

torn ermine
#

i wish gaya stays and make valencia stronger

austere ravine
#

Soler and Gaya are our only hope rn

torn ermine
#

valencia is also the powerhouse in spain

austere ravine
#

but they will be sold soon

#

look at Rodrigo, Ferran, Parejo

torn ermine
#

man thats just stupid

#

fuck

limpid hollow
#

Are Valencia bankrupt?

austere ravine
#

yes

#

we are like Barca but worse

limpid hollow
#

Parejo went for cheap

austere ravine
#

to Villarreal

#

1 of our rivals

torn ermine
#

yeah

#

lol

#

thats weird

#

seeing parejo in yellow

#

lol

austere ravine
#

to Emery

limpid hollow
#

Yeah

austere ravine
#

Emery does well in Spain

#

he did well with Valencia

torn ermine
#

mestalla is a great stadium ngl

austere ravine
#

it is

#

its a very old stadium

#

but Valencia fans love it a lot

torn ermine
#

valencia prime in early 2000s

#

miss those days

austere ravine
#

we went to 2 UCL finals

#

lost both

#

😦

torn ermine
#

against?

austere ravine
#

bayern and uhh

#

real madrid I think?

torn ermine
#

ah shit bayern

#

lol

#

madrid too

#

unlucky