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hybrid python
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If Messi leaves 70% shirt sales will reduce

torn ermine
spice magnet
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Sponsors won't go

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Shirt sales will reduce, true

torn ermine
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shirt sales makes more sense yeah

spice magnet
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Depends on our performance tbh

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If we continue doing good, it'll be alright

hybrid python
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Yah we Will fight for top 6

torn ermine
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cba, im supporting ajax just like rian kekw

hybrid python
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I’m going to support some Al arabi habibi bum ass club

grim thicket
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I think it's just a transition period, depending on what decisions barca take, they may end up either like ac milan, or like bayern

torn ermine
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problem is our defense is just not competent enough against elite team

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now i have a heart attack whenever we defend

spice magnet
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now i have a heart attack whenever we defend
@torn ermine join hospital fc with dembele lol

torn ermine
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lol

grim thicket
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Pique ain't a quality defender anymore

spice magnet
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^

grim thicket
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And Lenglet also ain't a leader

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Dest looks great tho

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Very promising

spice magnet
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Long legs has been bang average for the last few games

grim thicket
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Lenglet has been below average since end of last szn I'd say

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Since lockdown ended

thin ivy
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Umtiti tho

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Perfect midfielder

grim thicket
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Who even is umtiti lol

spice magnet
thin ivy
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Best center back who prefers to vibe in midfield

grim thicket
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That's gotta be Ramos, CB/CM/CF u can't say which

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But he almost never puts a foot wrong

thin ivy
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I was joking

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But yeah in that case

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Its him

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Since he plaued as a midfielder under ancelotti

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Bro imagine if he played as a CAM like isco

elfin flower
torn ermine
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ofc

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disband already 🤧

hybrid python
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Bruh

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No

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I believe in font

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I’ve watched his videos this weekend

torn ermine
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okay for this temporary one, can he do good while being interim?

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tusquets

thin ivy
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Barcelona has other problems than just barto

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So dont expect rainbows and sunshine i guess

torn ermine
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im still not happy tbh

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well barto leaving is making me happy a bit, but our squad is also the problem

alpine socket
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Is Barcelona only team to perform like this?😂

hybrid python
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That’s why we’re the biggest club 🤣🤣

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We get trolled we win we lose we embarrass ourselves

torn ermine
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we received the most memes lol

hybrid python
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Na

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That goes to united

torn ermine
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true lol

hybrid python
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We’re newbies to it now

alpine socket
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United are worse than us

spice magnet
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okay for this temporary one, can he do good while being interim?
@torn ermine his job is to just hold the elections

alpine socket
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We def have some good future

spice magnet
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they were

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same with Milan

torn ermine
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so our financial state, he doesnt handle it?

spice magnet
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no

torn ermine
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then no one to handle it?

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lol

spice magnet
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the 190 mn is owed by barto

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the budget remains the same for every prez

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barto exceeded it by 190 mn

alpine socket
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Players will accept paycut

torn ermine
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@grave glen does it result you to selling players or what?

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i mean the crisis

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what did milan do to get back up?

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the chances have come for this season

alpine socket
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Selling messi could have solved hell of problems. At least 100mn

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City could have afforded it otc

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Yeah

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He is forced to stay but giving his best

torn ermine
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giving his best while unhappy isnt easy man

alpine socket
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Yeah

torn ermine
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fucking hell

hybrid python
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That mentality is needed tbh

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He’s leaving lol

spice magnet
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Why aren't we letting him go?
@grave glen because barto

hybrid python
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Only man can save us is font

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He’s our last hope

spice magnet
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you can't sell him now

alpine socket
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Messi to city is confirmed

spice magnet
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if we sell him in jan, we get 15 mn only

alpine socket
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Pep said he will stay at city

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That implies messi to city

spice magnet
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0

hybrid python
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So Messi confirmed

strong forum
hybrid python
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Deal done

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2021

spice magnet
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true

alpine socket
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I think we will face financial crisis. Not long term, but a short term one

spice magnet
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bruh 15 mn isn't going to help

torn ermine
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so the 190m is barto's fine or what?

spice magnet
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the board of directors in general

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they must pay the 190 mn from their own pockets

hybrid python
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Griezmann earns 850k a week

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Get him out too

spice magnet
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sell him to Mars

alpine socket
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Yeah. Messi's merchandise sales are like a lot. Additionally, the camp nou being renovated. Neither the new president will spend much. I don't see any major transfer for entire 2021, especially if we go trophyless this season.

hybrid python
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Messi jersey sales are the most in world btw

alpine socket
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We can't sell grizzly now

hybrid python
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I’d go to Messi’s farewell at camp nou 😪

alpine socket
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Only if we got some good offer

torn ermine
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grizzy should really go man

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grizzy wage is high af too

alpine socket
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Man, if we sell griz we might be short of strikers. U don't expect fati to score always

hybrid python
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grizzy should really go man
@torn ermine what about Busi 🤣

torn ermine
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lol

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he is a bisquits now @grave glen

alpine socket
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He is staying I think lol

torn ermine
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cba to see him anymore

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LMAO

alpine socket
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Lol

hybrid python
torn ermine
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MAN

hybrid python
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Busi>Goretzka

torn ermine
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he is so weak and slow, literally a 50 yo player

alpine socket
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Why not let Pjanic play more
@grave glen he will, once he is injury free

torn ermine
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all senior players will ofc have a large wage

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its crazy how large it is

hybrid python
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Man like look at his legs

torn ermine
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400k per week probably

hybrid python
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It’s like toothpick man Fr

spice magnet
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Get a new CM
@grave glen we have a lot of CMs

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good ones cost a hell lotta money

alpine socket
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all senior players will ofc have a large wage
@torn ermine we can afford this if we are winning trophies

torn ermine
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yes

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and winning games, not actually bottle

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copa del rey is our best reach rn

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lol

alpine socket
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We just need an average cm
@grave glen bruh we have players like Puig who are more than average but koeman is.....

spice magnet
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And develop him
@grave glen just develop alena then

torn ermine
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barca barca, how far has you fallen

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smh

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puiq is our best CM

spice magnet
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because we have him already

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puig is a CAM and until koeman is here, he isn't playing

torn ermine
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puiq not in koeman starting line up

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i mean koeman already planned to not have him this season, but puiq still wants to stay

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he truly loves the club

alpine socket
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Does he hate Puig?

spice magnet
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he might get some minutes

alpine socket
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😄

thin ivy
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Koeman seems like he hates everyone tbh

torn ermine
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we havent played him this season right? only friendly

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iirc

spice magnet
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he got 3 minutes of game time

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against some team

torn ermine
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lol

alpine socket
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@grave glen take a pay cut and donate ur salry to barcelona

hybrid python
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January

torn ermine
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idk lol

spice magnet
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When will Copa del rey start?
@grave glen the finals of the last season aren't done yet

alpine socket
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2020

spice magnet
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they postponed it due to the virus

alpine socket
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I think Messi was benched, the last we played Copa losing to Valencia

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Messi was beast that season

torn ermine
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this is probably his worst season by his standard

alpine socket
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I just hope he gets his form back

hybrid python
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Yes

torn ermine
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because of??

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leaving barca?

slender olive
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howd tomtom get banned

spice magnet
torn ermine
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howd tomtom get banned
@slender olive idk either lol

alpine socket
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He might make to UCL

torn ermine
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thiago alcantara?

alpine socket
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TomTom lol

hybrid python
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He was mass pinging

torn ermine
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ohh

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lol

alpine socket
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Lolll

hybrid python
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Why lol

torn ermine
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thats mateo

hybrid python
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He’s a great guy

alpine socket
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Yes

hybrid python
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I’ve seen him

slender olive
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Mass pinging LOL

torn ermine
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thats mateo who is a madrid fan kekw @grave glen

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he is a cheeky little bastard

hybrid python
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He’s my G lol

slender olive
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Lol he really gained quite a reputation around here

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that tomtom lad

hybrid python
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Love that guy

alpine socket
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When is our next match?

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Against?

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UCL?

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Ofc after reading that name....

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Frksjddidj and this dinamo

torn ermine
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man this is the funniest

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lol

alpine socket
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That scares me now 😂

hybrid python
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Can’t wait to hype us more when we win against these Ukraine

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Gusy

alpine socket
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Balloon dor ceremony

hybrid python
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Yah he was laughing at Van djik cousin

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Give it to Mateo Messi

torn ermine
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dinamo will give us a hard time

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i want to see improvement, even it is just a bit

grave glen
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how epic would it be if suarez led atleti to a la liga title

torn ermine
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very epic

grave glen
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im disappointed barca let him go over griezmann

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he has alot of determination

hybrid python
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Nah it was needed tbh

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It was his time

grave glen
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although he does do many unsportsmanship actions

hybrid python
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They should win this

torn ermine
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it was also needed, even after suarez departure, we are still having financial problem

grave glen
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like diving

spice magnet
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biting

hybrid python
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Both Madrid and Barça are underperforming

hybrid python
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Simeone needs to win this lol

grave glen
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but diving is actually so frustrating

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like why would u dive

hybrid python
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No bottle Job simeone 😪

spice magnet
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bottleone

grave glen
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just stay on your feet unless ur actually hurt

torn ermine
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im pretty sure everybody have dived

hybrid python
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Simeone is unbeaten 22 games so far

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😪

grave glen
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im pretty sure everybody have dived
@torn ermine messi rarely dives

spice magnet
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he will somehow bottle it, no cap

grave glen
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he always tries to stay on his feet

spice magnet
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mane dives a lot but ppl won't say shit

torn ermine
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well true

grave glen
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however many tackles that go his way

hybrid python
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Messi ain’t like some other guy 😏

grave glen
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he doesnt go down easily

hybrid python
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Busi dives a lot

grave glen
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yea

spice magnet
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true

grave glen
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pique too

hybrid python
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Just to get a foul

grave glen
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oml

spice magnet
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nah

hybrid python
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Pique no

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It’s rare

torn ermine
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man busquets is famous af at diving

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lol

grave glen
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pique always has to fake just to disallow a goal

hybrid python
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You see Busi doing that every game

torn ermine
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best dive imo

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lol

spice magnet
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pique always has to fake just to disallow a goal
@grave glen pique is a man of honour

grave glen
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still lost the tie

torn ermine
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@grave glen you support any team?

grave glen
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nah not really

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i do have respect for many clubs tho

torn ermine
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neutral?

grave glen
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but not for top english clubs

spice magnet
torn ermine
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neutral is the best for now

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lol

grave glen
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too many toxic fans

spice magnet
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toxic ppl are everywhere

grave glen
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plus as a neutral i can decide which game i want to watch anytime

spice magnet
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eh

torn ermine
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true, being neutral never get hurt, and banter all the clubs 😎

alpine socket
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It's your point of view which distinguishes toxic and non-toxic

grave glen
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chelsea, united, liverpool, and arsenal fans have to be the most toxic

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btw im just talking about majority

torn ermine
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yeah i get what you mean

spice magnet
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city don't have toxic fans cuz they only have 64 fans

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all of them are nice

alpine socket
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Ahaha

torn ermine
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LMAO

grave glen
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u rarely see opposition fans applauding someone from the other team for a having an excellent game

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in england

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instead they verbally abuse lol

alpine socket
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79% of toxic guys are actually emotionally attached to someone/something. They just go berserk if someone points out to them. I think it's natural.

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And yes, some are actually toxic

grave glen
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yea but at least have respect towards the opposition

spice magnet
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stats wuf

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stevie g got a nice ovation from chelsea fans

grave glen
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becuz after all both teams are fighting for the win

alpine socket
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Most of toxics are those who never watch a match and just glance at score

grave glen
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stevie g got a nice ovation from chelsea fans
@spice magnet yea as a legend he deserves respect from other fans

spice magnet
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true

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a man of honour

grave glen
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lampard too, but he was applauded by the chelsea fans becuz he was a club legend

scenic shoal
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T

feral palm
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Barca B:

14" - Solano Injured, Igor Replaces
36" - Igor Injured, Sanz Replaces

spice magnet
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still 0-0 :/

keen gorge
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La Real look very strong this year

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They will be tough to beat

torn ermine
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yeah

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true

torn ermine
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no news yet from me

daring flint
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pain.

feral palm
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Monchu red card

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Oop

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Girona down to 8 men

feral palm
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4 Barca players in this list but only 1 still plays for us

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Mental

stiff fjord
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who

feral palm
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Huh

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Ansu ofc

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The other 3 are Tello, Suarez and Paco

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Neto

Firpo
Lenglet
De Jong
Dest

Alena
Pjanic
Pedri

Ansu
Griezmann
Dembele

Wouldn't even be surprised if this is our team vs Dynamo

spice magnet
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we should do alright with this team, really want to see Alena perform now

slender olive
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Maybe we will have a season like 17-18 Madrid

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Have really bad league form but wonderful in the champions league

spice magnet
grim thicket
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Frenkie at CB? That's weird....

spice magnet
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he has experience

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used to do it in Ajax

opal sigil
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Barca better get eric Garcia

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Ffs

alpine socket
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Messi likely to be rested

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The next game will be crucial

round star
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Maia is doing good for Barca b

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Rey Manaj isn’t

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But Maia is playing good

spice magnet
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yeah Maia is alright but 🤷‍♂️

torn ermine
elder ingot
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👍

spice magnet
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not like barca has a fixed system 🤷‍♂️

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but ye, he should be given some chances

keen gorge
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and who has the money to buy Messi and Griezmann?

hybrid python
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Messi is free

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Griezmann maybe psg

thin ivy
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Is anyone gonna want grizi in his current form

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P sure modric or asensio has more goals than him this season and they are cms

hybrid python
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Griezmann improving

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Calma calma

torn ermine
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Is anyone gonna want grizi in his current form
@thin ivy im pretty sure that french energy grizi has will interest psg to buy him

spice magnet
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even united wanted him

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all i want is 60 mn euros for him or some good performances

granite sail
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lmao man I think it was a horrible mistake to let Suarez go

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like, why

spice magnet
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true

granite sail
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Even for grizi like

spice magnet
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we now regret lmao

granite sail
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It was obvious it was gonna fail

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I mean, here literally my entire family knew it was a horrible decision and half of them don't know a lot of football

spice magnet
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we didn't know his natural position was in the french national team

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we thought he can perform

torn ermine
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wages is also the problem too @granite sail

thin ivy
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@thin ivy im pretty sure that french energy grizi has will interest psg to buy him
@torn ermine idk man

torn ermine
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its not like we fans want him to leave either

hybrid python
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It was a good decision

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To let suárez go

torn ermine
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koeman didnt want him tbf

spice magnet
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grizi earns twice of what suarez earned 🤷‍♂️

granite sail
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Yeah I mean Koeman didn't want him neither anyways

hybrid python
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He would've not even fitted the sqaud

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He would've slowed our attack

granite sail
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Man the thing is, Suarez scores goals, Griezmann uh...

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Tries

spice magnet
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suarez didn't score a lot last yr

hybrid python
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I Trust griezmann

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He will score tomorrow 😂

granite sail
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This makes me remember what happened in our league lol

spice magnet
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grizi scored 14

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was good enough imo

hybrid python
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That's still good as a winger

torn ermine
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14 last season?

granite sail
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We play the forward that doesn't score and bench the one scoring
It's like this Griezmann - Suarez situation

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They kept the non scoring one

hybrid python
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The only problem in our attack is finishing

spice magnet
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true

hybrid python
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We miss a lot

torn ermine
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this formation we are playing actually changed our playstyle

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still prefer 4-3-3

hybrid python
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Yahh we're in like transition period

spice magnet
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we stopped playing 433 ages ago

torn ermine
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but lets experiment first

granite sail
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I mean...

hybrid python
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Since lucho left lol

granite sail
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I would literally adapt 4-2-3-1 to any team

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Idk why I love that formation

thin ivy
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I feel like 442 would work in barcelona

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Just need aggresive mids tho

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Which u dont have

spice magnet
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someone add koeman to this server

hybrid python
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You need to have high pressing players if you play 4-2-3-1

granite sail
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Idk why

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I love 4-2-3-1 and 4-3-1-2, maybe 4-4-2 since it's classic

hybrid python
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Here we don't have any of them barely in the midfield

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We have biscuits in mid

granite sail
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4-4-2 then

hybrid python
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No

spice magnet
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that old turtle

hybrid python
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Never lol

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That kiddo is more fit than busi

thin ivy
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Biscuits is just a safety net

still pagoda
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Pjanic should start insted of Busquets

thin ivy
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Cant attack

torn ermine
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messi is now a midfield, he is not a forward anymore

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Pjanic should start insted of Busquets
@still pagoda true

hybrid python
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Yes

spice magnet
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true

hybrid python
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He's playing like A kdb role

spice magnet
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koeman said he knew busi's father, maybe that's why he gets more game time

hybrid python
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Busi has koeman secret photos

thin ivy
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Lol

torn ermine
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DFKM facepalm

still pagoda
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Bruh

torn ermine
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he gave him a sweet time just because he know him personally

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bruh

hybrid python
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I still don't know why is he still playing here lol

granite sail
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messi is now a midfield, he is not a forward anymore
@torn ermine The Argentinean NT: 4-3-3 bc we have Messi

hybrid python
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Even 36 year oldie iniesta is better than busi

spice magnet
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true

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he should join him at kobe

hybrid python
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Haha

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That team is barça C

spice magnet
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lol yeah

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sergi samper moved away as well warnock

grave glen
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vermaelen as well

hybrid python
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He had potential here tho

spice magnet
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true

hybrid python
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Samper

spice magnet
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he was only 24

torn ermine
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sergi samper

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🤧

spice magnet
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dk why tf he moved

grave glen
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bruh where would he play

hybrid python
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No game time

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He was a CDM

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Busi was well way back

grave glen
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busquets was never going to be benched my him

spice magnet
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yeah but moving to kobe lmao

granite sail
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Vermaelen lmao

spice magnet
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could have moved to some other european club

hybrid python
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He was good lmao

granite sail
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He warms up and gets 3 different injures

hybrid python
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Destroyed real madrid in 2018

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😭

grave glen
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samper?

hybrid python
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Na

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Vermaelen

grave glen
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oh lol

still pagoda
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Yesh

torn ermine
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He warms up and gets 3 different injures
@granite sail kekw kekw

still pagoda
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true

spice magnet
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vermaelen is old now

grave glen
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very inconsistent tho

hybrid python
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Ye

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But valverde was goated man

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:sob:

torn ermine
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even warming up gave him injuries

hybrid python
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Used to pick out everything from the players

spice magnet
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true

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laliga legend

hybrid python
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I still remember Roberto played as a Rw

grave glen
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idk how sergi roberto is still at barca

hybrid python
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And we won 5-2

still pagoda
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I just remember him for

grave glen
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he is exactly that type of player to go thru the la masia and later get sold

still pagoda
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His goal against PSG

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Thats it

spice magnet
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idk how sergi roberto is still at barca
@grave glen cuz he is catalan and a captain

hybrid python
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He has got that psg tag

torn ermine
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he was good at 2016

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ngl

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his crossing was superb af

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but now?

grave glen
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idk

torn ermine
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its like non existent

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lol

grave glen
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i felt they couldve done better than sergi roberto

spice magnet
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he is not that bad tbh as a midfielder which is his original position

still pagoda
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Dest is good ngl

grave glen
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dest cant really defend that well

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like most full backs now

torn ermine
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he is, then why does koeman didnt play him after clasico? i dont understand

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dest was good at el clasico, he covered our defense on our right side

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vini couldnt do much against him

still pagoda
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Messi will probably leave Barcelona soon

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His heart just isn't there anymore

grave glen
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next season

still pagoda
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Where did everyone go

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Chat, hello?

granite sail
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lmao

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Messi should leave yeah

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I don't think Barca it's his place

torn ermine
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@granite sail what do you think of messi in argentina?

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NT i mean

granite sail
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Well...

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I don't think he's really helped out in the finals

torn ermine
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i dont see any chemistry despite having quality players

granite sail
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Most of the important matches here he just went walking mode

hybrid python
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Sampaoli was ass

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Why did they hired him

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Man

torn ermine
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idk why they hired sampaoli as well

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lol

granite sail
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We had 3 coaches in that period

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Qualifiers I mean

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Martino, Bauza and Sampaoli

torn ermine
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i still prefer the 2014 one

granite sail
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And we keep paying the 3 of them!

hybrid python
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They removed him

granite sail
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It's why Scaloni is in rn

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Bc he's the cheapest option

hybrid python
#

Scanloni ain't that great too

granite sail
#

I like him

#

He's a rookie

torn ermine
#

well yeah hiring world class coach needs money as well

hybrid python
#

Yahh

granite sail
#

Literally a rookie

hybrid python
#

He is like arteta

#

Young coach

granite sail
#

well yeah hiring world class coach needs money as well
@torn ermine No one wants to come here unless they want to commit career suicide

torn ermine
#

ocampos is great tho

granite sail
#

Only Simeone was a real chance but he wanted part time when he was close

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and we said no

hybrid python
#

We want simeone

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Man just come

granite sail
#

Meh everyone said no

torn ermine
#

i swear the NT has a nice quality but its like playing average football style man

#

nothing interesting

granite sail
#

I think 4-2-3-1 is the right formation

#

But the problem:

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Messi

hybrid python
#

Yes

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He feels Good in argentinia more than barça

grave glen
#

really?

granite sail
#

Meh here he's not as hated as Higuain bc he's actually somewhat good around

#

And bc he didn't missed goals in these 3 finals

#

Like, way clear goals

torn ermine
#

i mean without him, do you think argentina would go big?

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ik he missed penalties

hybrid python
#

Higuain man

torn ermine
#

but

hybrid python
grave glen
#

although he is argentina's top scorer he almost a failure for his national team

granite sail
#

Not really, we need him, but problem is, he kinda brings down the team bc we have to play 4-3-3 and I don't think it's the right one

hybrid python
#

If messi didn't came back Argentina would've not qualified lol

torn ermine
#

hmmm

grave glen
#

they need any trophy with messi

granite sail
#

4-2-3-1 would be better for our current team

hybrid python
#

Not really

granite sail
#

I feel like 4-2-3-1 is the best one around for the team

grave glen
#

thats what people look at after all

hybrid python
#

Ocampos will have problems then

granite sail
#

Yeah I mean, unlike Ronaldo

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Messi is yet to win something

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And has lost 4 finals already

hybrid python
#

Just one trophy

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😭

grave glen
#

portugal was way too lucky during euro 2016

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they couldve been knocked out in the group stage if the rule never changed

hybrid python
#

Yeh

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Came 3rd

granite sail
#

I mean, I normally hate ppl that think we should call up ppl for their european teams level, having previous experience in the NT

grave glen
#

then they only won games in extra time/penalties

granite sail
#

Bc I think it's easy to see which ones are not good

grave glen
#

only against wales did they win in the full 90 minutes

hybrid python
#

France was unbelievable that time

#

Yes

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It was quaresma ig he score

granite sail
#

Portugal was lucky but they won it atleast...

#

Didn't lost twice vs a team with no history that then went full arrogant and missed out the WC next

#

I keep laughing at how Chile went full of themselves and didn't qualify

hybrid python
#

Ya ikr

#

Argentina should win copa

granite sail
#

I don't think we will

#

Last time a lot of memes were made at how we played

#

And ppl keep criticizing the team like mad

#

I mean, we're winning

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Be happy for once ffs

#

The way doesn't matter while we win

alpine socket
#

Copa > euro

granite sail
#

yes

feral palm
#

6 kiev players have tested positive

#

So I'm pretty confident that there'll be some rotations

grave glen
#

gl to kyiv even if they had their full team

spice magnet
slender olive
#

RIP big guy

grave glen
#

many people dying this year for some reason

spice magnet
#

also reported by gerard romero

feral palm
#

many people dying this year for some reason
@grave glen

"For some reason" kekw

alpine socket
#

😂

torn ermine
#

man 2020

zenith estuary
#

Whats the deal with mats

torn ermine
#

wassup with him?

zenith estuary
#

Does he still want to play for barca or?

torn ermine
#

mats?

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ter stegen?

zenith estuary
#

Yeah

torn ermine
#

yeah he wants to play

#

he just got back from injury

zenith estuary
#

Oh

feral palm
#

He'll be on the bench on Wednesday

#

And then he will start vs Betis

torn ermine
#

dynamo still dangerous imo even without some of their core players

zenith estuary
#

They are 1st in their league

feral palm
#

Is there a list of the players missing

#

Nvm

torn ermine
#

idk, you have it, rian?

alpine socket
#

Their main players got covid?

torn ermine
#

i think so

#

from what I heard of

alpine socket
#

Same happened with shaktar, Madrid's opponent

torn ermine
#

russian and ukrainian football to be the underdog of this UCL 👀

alpine socket
feral palm
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Georgy Tsitaishvili - Backup Right Wing
Denis Garmash - Backup Midfielder
Mikkel Duelund - Backup Winger
Oleksandr Karavaev - 1st Choice Left Back
Tudor Baluta - Backup CDM
Mykola Shaparenko - 1st Choice Midfielder (#10, MOTM vs Ferncvarosi)

hybrid python
#

Dynamo squad

feral palm
#

So it doesn't change a lot

zenith estuary
#

@feral palm thought u listed all the players barca should get kekw

feral palm
#

Pahahhahaha

grave glen
#

la liga

hybrid python
#

Has Ronaldo in his pfp and supports barça

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😭 😭 😭

spice magnet
#

"one and only"

grave glen
#

its just funny when he says syyyyy

slender olive
#

Barca fans

#

Would you rather

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Win everything but the champions league where you get knocked out 4-3 on aggregate drawing 1-1 at home and 3-2 away, although you played very well both games and stuff

#

Basically make a good name for yourself in Europe

#

Or

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Win ONLY The champions league, pretty convincingly with good performances but finish 2nd-3rd in the league and no domestic cup glory

#

Would you be okay with the 1st or 2nd option

#

Personally I’m ok with 2nd

#

CL has evaded us too long

feral palm
#

YOOOOO

#

I AM DOWN FOR THIS ONE

slender olive
#

Oh

alpine socket
#

@slender olive okay with 2nd. If we can pull UCL, there's good chance for another trophy aswelly

slender olive
#

No im saying ONLY ucl

#

Like madrid 17-18 season

#

or 15-16 season

hybrid python
#

So far ig he has 4 goals

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And a assist

#

Ig

thin ivy
hybrid python
#

This media really starts fights

#

Both of them pens

spice magnet
spice magnet
#

man made this his profile photo smh

thin ivy
#

Bro

opal sigil
#

Think he got hacked

hybrid python
#

No lol

daring flint
#

Win everything but the champions league where you get knocked out 4-3 on aggregate drawing 1-1 at home and 3-2 away, although you played very well both games and stuff
@slender olive ucl

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we gotta win the ucl

torn ermine
#

i will take UCL at this current situation

#

it will heal me immediately

thin ivy
#

If setien got hacked why would people bother

#

Its not like koeman or barca in general is doing better rn

tepid hemlock
#

whats with barca twitter these days

#

half the talk of new signings in garcia and a striker and who is candidate

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next to the ones talking about immediate ruin and bankruptcy in January

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whatisthisidonteven

#

also this is kinda funny in a sad way - https://twitter.com/WhoScored/status/1323209688515792898?s=19

🤦‍♂️ Barcelona's worst starts to a La Liga season since reverting to 3 points for a win:

🗓️ 2002/03 - 8 points (under Van Gaal 🇳🇱)
🗓️ 2020/21 - 8 points (under Koeman 🇳🇱)

😬 Van Gaal was sacked in January of 2003 with the club in 12th

👀 Barcelona are currently... 12th

Likes

210

hybrid python
#

Don't worry

#

We're about to finish 1st in ucl

#

😂 😂

tepid hemlock
#

somehow i knew you'll just troll

#

and not actually respond to the discussion

hybrid python
#

You want my real response lol

#

Next game we will draw

#

We don't even look like finishing top 6

#

Can't even sack koeman

tepid hemlock
#

compensation too high?

hybrid python
#

?

tepid hemlock
#

Can't even sack koeman
@hybrid python ^

hybrid python
#

Then it will be the same old again

tepid hemlock
#

i say that, we're still paying Sarri obviously :P

hybrid python
#

Sack then new coach

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New system

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It will destroy the dressing room

tepid hemlock
#

well i can't see a new president keeping koeman unless he does great

hybrid python
#

And the legacy that koeman had

tepid hemlock
#

how long is his contract?

hybrid python
#

2 years

tepid hemlock
#

ok, sensible in a way. It would have made more sense to do 1+1 or something, but i don't know if koeman would have agreed

hybrid python
#

Yes

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And he paid 6M too

#

It would've be a straight out disrespect to sack him

keen gorge
#

I don't think it is really about Koeman

#

Barcelona are playing with no defense and an aging midfield

#

Also no striker

spice magnet
#

true

#

we have options to play with a younger midfield but it is what it is

daring flint
spice magnet
#

bro

#

it's a parody account

#

dfkm

#

18

torn ermine
#

guys like him and puiq love the club

#

i love them

spice magnet
#

classic barto

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but if neymar stayed, we could have won more

#

not like the club will be dissolved if we go bankrupt

#

font is a good man

#

i am more worried about the new coach

#

xavi ain't that experienced

torn ermine
#

he is actually sucking xavi rn

#

smh

spice magnet
#

sucking?

#

oh

feral palm
#

ACL injury for solano

#

They should probably terminate the loan now

grave glen
#

ole hermanos

#

@feral palm me cago en todo

#

omg

hybrid python
#

No lol

feral palm
#

@grave glen not necessarily

#

Only the best of them

#

We have a few promotions each season

#

This year, Araujo, Ansu Fati, and Riqui Puig were promoted to 1st Team

#

Next year we will have a few more

grim thicket
#

carles alena too

#

not this year, but he is a barca b product

hybrid python
#

Yes#

round star
#

Konrad, Inaki Pena, Jandro, Maia will be the next ones promoted for next season

feral palm
#

No way

#

Konrad: Loaned OR Promoted if multiple forwards leave

Pena: promotion if Neto leaves, loan or sale if not

Jandro: not ready for a promotion, must go on loan or improve his game at barca b

Maia: not confidently barca B quality, let alone first team. He will be sold by the club asap so they can get their money back

#

I think the only possible promotions will be Konrad, Pena, Mingueza and Monchu

#

Possibly Akieme if he has a successful loan

#

He got MOTM last night

#

Against Girona

#

Which coincidentally was also the game Monchu got sent off

#

And Cuenca was playing for Almeria too

north tree
elfin flower
hybrid python
#

There’s one imposter among us

shadow radish
#

You were the imposter

cunning remnant
#

hm

thin ivy
#

Barca legends

feral palm
#

If one more kyiv player tests positive

#

The game gets postponed

thin ivy
#

11 players already tho

#

Thats a full squad

hybrid python
#

Lmao no just come and play

feral palm
#

Nah they only traveled with 13 players from list A

#

And that's the absolute minimum

#

A requirement by uefa

#

So if it falls to 12, game isn't happening

summer garden
#

What’s Griezmann’s wage?

#

I read its 880k per week

#

Thats huge, man

#

In comparison, eden hazard has 400k per week wage

#

£

feral palm
#

@summer garden well yeah everyone's wages are far higher than they should be

#

We could be declared bankrupt any day now

grave glen
#

its frustrating to see barca in this state

torn ermine
#

imagine being its fans

#

😭

thin ivy
#

You sold Suarez pretty cheap too

#

Imagine selling off a club legend just like that to a rival club yeet zomg stinky lookatme

spice magnet
#

barto masterclass

summer garden
#

You guys might not like this but your club should’ve let messi go earlier this season

#

His wages would’ve been clear

#

Barcelona are eyeing Benfica's record signing Darwin Nunez as a replacement for Luis Suarez. [ESPN]

#

Btw

spice magnet
#

yeah, would've been good for all parties but deep down, we all want him to retire here

thin ivy
#

You guys might not like this but your club should’ve let messi go earlier this season
@summer garden That was the right thing to do but that would make the turmoil at barca even bigger. They can't lose messi now.

alpine socket
#

@summer garden That was the right thing to do but that would make the turmoil at barca even bigger. They can't lose messi now.
@thin ivy right point. Can't lose messi now

#

He is not at his best yet, but yes, he might be the season decider for us

thin ivy
#

True. If youu guys have any players that could win you titles its messi. Also the fanbase is going apeshit when he leaves.

torn ermine
#

i can assure you if he got form, he can win us la liga, thats just how good he is, but wage is also the problem

thin ivy
#

Thats true

#

Theres also connecting with other forwards

#

Suarez is gone

#

The only connection i can see right now is him and Fati

#

Sadly thats not enough.

alpine socket
#

i can assure you if he got form, he can win us la liga, thats just how good he is, but wage is also the problem
@torn ermine he will take us to UCL semi least

#

We need number 9

#

With current financial scenario, it's impossible to rope in a good one

#

I guess FCB is just focused to someone rope in Garcia

#

Elections must be before Christmas

torn ermine
#

man how much is that striker from benfica that we are Targeting for?

#

i mean arent we in some financial problem

spice magnet
#

laporta isn't official

alpine socket
#

Clear it's font

slender olive
#

font would be a good choice

hearty arrow
#

Messi for the president

thin ivy
#

We need number 9
@alpine socket You got breadwheat why dont you guys ever play him?

spice magnet
#

he is anything but a number 9

thin ivy
#

Well hes the closest one you got

#

Grizi obviously cant do that

alpine socket
#

Is one open play goal enough for messi to get ignited? Opinions?

torn ermine
#

define ignited?

grim thicket
#

Waiting for us to get destroyed by Inter

#

Tick tock tick tock

torn ermine
#

Waiting for us to get destroyed by Inter
@grim thicket no what? inter got no lukaku

#

chill cent

hybrid python
#

Cent jinx so hard

#

😂

grim thicket
#

bruh

#

we lost to shakhtar and barely tied to BMG

torn ermine
#

oh yeah i forgot cent is jinx master 😎

grim thicket
round star
#

I hope inter win today

torn ermine
#

idk about this one 👀

thin ivy
#

I hope inter win today
@round star Yellowcard Yellowcard

#

Waiting for us to get destroyed by Inter
@grim thicket dont b like that. Ramos is there to kill inters game

spice magnet
#

idk about this one 👀
@torn ermine where does he play again? kekw

torn ermine
#

its real betis

spice magnet
#

real betis lmao

#

highest he has gone is prolly valencia

#

too rich coming from him

grim thicket
#

lets hope so, we desperately need this win

#

but Inter r good

#

and we struggle against low blocks all the time

thin ivy
#

Ehh they tied against Gladbach. They arent in best shape at the moment either.

#

This could be our way out of the hole.

opal sigil
keen gorge
#

Official: Atletico sign Kondogbia

grave glen
#

let’s go Inter

#

Inter Fan since day 1

hybrid python
#

idk about this one 👀
@torn ermine this guy Joaquin hasn't won a single trophy and he was rejected by many teams betis bought him back and he's 39 year old

torn ermine
hybrid python
#

Koeman gonna burst his balls this Saturday

alpine socket
torn ermine
alpine socket
#

I swear if we lose this match

torn ermine
#

man i will be pissed

alpine socket
#

Messi is a beast....

#

Huge gap, almost 600

torn ermine
#

ofc he is lol

hybrid python
#

Lmao

torn ermine
#

i mean he took on defenders left mid right

hybrid python
#

He's a asshole

#

Says lot of shit

alpine socket
#

Who?

torn ermine
#

joaquin

hybrid python
#

Joaquin

opal sigil
#

Oh nice match will be played

hybrid python
#

He even made fun of messi

alpine socket
#

Oh. Didn't he said something about koeman lately?

hybrid python
#

Ye that's what freddy showed

alpine socket
#

Does he still play for Betis?

torn ermine
#

i think so

alpine socket
#

He is getting rekt soon

hybrid python
#

Yes

#

On Saturday

grave glen
#

Joaquin is a legend lol and he was asked about koeman so he said his opinion, nothing wrong with that

alpine socket
#

What does pre-contract mean?

spice magnet
#

it's a contract which will make sure he signs for city in august

#

but the contract will be signed in january

#

and he will leave barca in aug

hybrid python
#

I think he's going now

spice magnet
#

now?

hybrid python
#

I mean this time

spice magnet
#

oh

#

i mean, i'd rather have messi for 6 months than 15 mn if we actually get to QFs

hybrid python
#

We're not even gonna go to round of 16 next year

spice magnet
alpine socket
#

👀

tepid hemlock
#

easiest election campaign ever, throw old legend names around

#

he's the guy who said that he will get xavi as coach first thing right

teal prairie
#

no

#

font said xavi needs experience

#

he wants pep

#

i really dont want us to switch managers again

#

that would fuck up our season

#

players are used to koeman

jagged grove
#

Pep said he aint coming back

#

Im pretty sure anyways

icy crypt
#

Yh he did

grim thicket
#

Ofc pep ain't coming back....he doesn't want to ruin his 'stellar' record

unkempt crag
#

why wouldn't he?

spice magnet
torn ermine
#

rodrygo scored the winner

#

ffs

granite sail
#

Laporta wants to be the president again lol

#

I think he was the one that basically got Barca on 2 wheels again

thin ivy
#

rodrygo scored the winner
@torn ermine Man that was soo close to ending in a stalemate again.

#

inb4 rodrygo starting over vini next game

torn ermine
#

whats important is 3 points

#

good job

granite sail
#

I mean yeah

#

Basically atleast for me doesn't rlly matter if a team plays badly or not

#

Points are points at the end

spice magnet
hybrid python
#

Yahh

#

Come for free

thin ivy
#

Since liverpool wont be winning anymore titles anyway

#

might as well try to buy out vvd

hybrid python
#

Puig is back

spice magnet
grave glen
#

Ooo, Koeman rlly made changes

#

I like seeing Puig back

slender olive
#

I hope he starts puig

#

He needs minutes

grave glen
#

Yeaa, he's a good youth player tbh

torn ermine
#

finally seeing puiq is back 😭 😭

tardy terrace
#

puig playstyle really matches barcelona in their prime years

open pewter
#

Puig might leave barca right?

#

Koeman said that he was not in his plans

spice magnet
#

loan only

torn ermine
#

Puig might leave barca right?
@open pewter no, the most probable thing that could happen is him being loaned out, he doesnt want to leave either

hybrid python
#

I won’t sell Griezmann

spice magnet
#

same

#

needs to be given some more matches in his preferred position

torn ermine
#

whos our next la liga match?

spice magnet
#

betis

alpine socket
#

Betis

spice magnet
#

koeman gonna blast joaquin

alpine socket
#

Stegen starting today?

spice magnet
#

nope

alpine socket
#

I hope Puig starts

hybrid python
#

koeman gonna blast joaquin
@spice magnet he’s gonna burst him

zenith estuary
torn ermine
#

@zenith estuary give us jota imo 🤧

hybrid python
#

He disrespected papa Koeman like that

zenith estuary
torn ermine
zenith estuary
hybrid python
#

We have facilities

zenith estuary
torn ermine
hybrid python
#

CEO of cringe laughing

#

lmfao lmfao 😭

zenith estuary
#

Lol its like he suddenly thought about life after that laugh

torn ermine
#

LMAO

hybrid python
#

There you go we ain’t going bankrupt

spice magnet
#

not trusting grandpa tusquets

#

smh

zenith estuary
hybrid python
#

He’s like barto

spice magnet
#

barto's dad?

hybrid python
#

We can finally make a new signing every fraud is accepting the wage cuts

spice magnet
torn ermine
#

@zenith estuary we should really consider swap jota for our almighty lord braithwaite, he is your messiah, salvation, my g wenger

hybrid python
#

Lmao

zenith estuary
#

@zenith estuary we should really consider swap jota for our almighty lord braithwaite, he is your messiah, salvation, my g wenger
@torn ermine

hybrid python
#

That looks like maradona kid

torn ermine
spice magnet
zenith estuary
#

Give up

torn ermine
grave glen
#

@zenith estuary trincao clear

zenith estuary
#

We can swap milner for frenkie instead

torn ermine
#

spirit knows whats up 🤧

hybrid python
#

:KEKGun:

#

@zenith estuary they banned from the server smh

zenith estuary
#

Adrian for fati

torn ermine
zenith estuary
hybrid python
#

Thiago will be oldie

torn ermine
#

JK lol

spice magnet
#

don't want thiago

torn ermine
#

its too late for thiago anyway

zenith estuary
#

Yea

spice magnet
#

man's injured

zenith estuary
#

Go for younger players

grave glen
#

Thiago at the age of 38 would still walk into this midfield

torn ermine
#

riqui incoming zomg

grave glen
#

but ye

spice magnet
#

same way busi is walking