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cunning remnant
hybrid python
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Hahahahaha

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Take the L you ass

alpine socket
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Haha

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They will resign. Finally!

teal prairie
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Fuck barto

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Clown ruined our club

feral palm
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Fernandes green light

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Will probably be in the squad for Juve

spice magnet
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Will probably be in the squad for Juve
@feral palm only there for the photoa

feral palm
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Haha yeah

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Brazilian Money Laundering

spice magnet
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Yup

maiden heart
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kekw photo shoot

icy crypt
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Madness going on in Catalonia rn

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I wonder what you guys are hiding

grave glen
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lol

hybrid python
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We going to heaven if he resigns today

spice magnet
ebon beacon
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Is Bartomeu leaving

feral palm
hybrid python
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Yah ikr they played for juve

grave glen
spice magnet
alpine socket
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@grave glen what's use now? What action they can take?

spice magnet
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nothing, focus on juve now

light void
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Barca used a Barzaboy edit in their latest post

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Fingers crossed its because they fired the person who made the Suarez Farwell one

young thistle
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So he gone o no?

grim thicket
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even if we won the clasico, im rlly scared of monchengladbach

hybrid python
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Hahaha ikr

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Both team played shit

spice magnet
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this fucking no trophyless club
@grave glen calm down, we only didn't win a trophy in the 19-20 season

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maybe, a resignation tomorrow

icy crypt
spice magnet
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exciting press conference šŸ‘€

hybrid python
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When ?

spice magnet
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according to this tweet, should be in 5 minutes

alpine socket
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Delayed since a year

hybrid python
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Man I started BarƧa tv

alpine socket
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Give us updates as it goes

hybrid python
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okay

grave glen
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@grave glen I feel you

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We are so shit rn and for the past couple years each year has gotten worse as a Barca fan

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Like how crazy is it that each year just gets worse

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Imagine we don’t even make top 2 in la liga

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Imagine getting knocked out R16

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Imagine getting knocked out CDR early again

hybrid python
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fuckk man

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they haven't started yet

grave glen
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We should know barto is staying for a bit

feral palm
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its starting

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im watchin it

hybrid python
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started

feral palm
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I don't understand a word

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Why didn't I learn Spanish

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Leo be my ears

hybrid python
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The board members had that club will spend money

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due to covid the club lost the money

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we will open stadium at feb with 25,000 people

feral palm
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oh shid

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i might actually get to a game before season ends

hybrid python
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lol

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Var hasn't acted nicely with us ! fc barcelona wants the spanish football to improve the tech

feral palm
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Oh shit

hybrid python
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after all the process was validated we started the process due to covid 19 we wanted to delay it , we asked to vote in 2021 due to pandemic

feral palm
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"we decided to keep Messi"

hybrid python
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Bartomeu: "We have always wanted a decentralized vote. And for this reason, we have always said that it takes 15 days from the approval of the protocol, the logistics are very complicated. Because there are none. not 15 days, we only offer Camp Nou. "

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Bartomeu: "I was told that there were the referees' audios that explained that there was a fault of Ramos before. We will act to defend our interests. But this is not the first time that the VAR has carried us prejudice. A global reflection must be opened on the differences. "

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Bartomeu: "In the Messi case, I never thought of resigning. I always said that we had to keep Messi and implement what he said: end his career here."

spice magnet
hybrid python
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Shameless

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evil

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Bartomeu says he is the most successful president in history

feral palm
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HES SPEAKING ENGLISH

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THIS IS SCARY

hybrid python
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love to see it

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man is lying so much man

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I'll die

tepid hemlock
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tfw barto reminds me of our PM and trump

strong forum
slender olive
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Goddamn

feral palm
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@slender olive happy birthday

slender olive
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It was yesterday lol

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But thanks

feral palm
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I just had a little check to compare the start of this season to last season and I think we can take a positive

slender olive
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2W 1D 2L

feral palm
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Identical to this season

slender olive
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That doesn’t sound good

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We’re winless in the league for 3 games now

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That is not good

feral palm
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Lost to Bilbao
Won vs Betis
Drew to Osasuna
Lost to Granada
Won vs Villarreal

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We got into form and were top by Christmas

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Another positive

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It took until Gameweek 8 last season for Messi to score his first goal of the season

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And he still came out top scorer

teal prairie
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What the fuck bro

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Barto says

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ā€œThere’s no reason to resignā€

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Fucking cunt

hybrid python
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Delete the last word

torn ermine
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see, all that news effect nothing to him

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the votes dont even do anything

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lol

hybrid python
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No

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Now he’s surely going out

torn ermine
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hopefully please

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its been so long

hybrid python
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The voting date will be on 1nd and 2nd November

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Anyways he will have to resign

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But dumbass wanted to stay for more days

violet tendon
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Athletic Club 1 Sevilla 0

torn ermine
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sevilla is really odd man

elfin flower
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Consistency graph do be doing stonks

spice magnet
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Bartomeu says he is the most successful president in history
@hybrid python we won the most number of trophies under him, I think, but the humiliations in every UCL warnock

torn ermine
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well technically if it is measured by trophies won he really is the most success, but in domestic

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DFKM

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we want UCL

elfin flower
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We've bottled UCL consecutively so many times

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Since 2015 ig

torn ermine
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yes

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we want UCL as success man

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its been so long that i felt a UCL victory

elfin flower
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Exactlyyyy

spice magnet
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we got the treble in 2015

elfin flower
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Yep

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Good ol' year 🄲

torn ermine
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😭

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how i miss that one

spice magnet
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yep

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next season, atletico killed us, but we still won a lot of domestic trophies

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19-20 was disasterclass

torn ermine
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man idk how we lost 2016

elfin flower
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Enrique was our coach back then

torn ermine
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i dont understand

spice magnet
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yeah

torn ermine
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suarez is still in his prime in 2016

elfin flower
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MSN was still active then

torn ermine
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golden boot winner

elfin flower
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We lost to Juve right?

torn ermine
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atletico

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next season is juve

elfin flower
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Then Roma

torn ermine
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then roma

elfin flower
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And LFC

torn ermine
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lol

spice magnet
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bayern then

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final nail in the coffin

elfin flower
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I didn't want to say that

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2015= Champions
2016= Athletico
2017= Juventus
2018= Roma
2019= Liverpool
2020= Bayern

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How we declined SonnySad

spice magnet
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roma was the most humiliating man vidalswrath

elfin flower
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Manolas SonnySad

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i feel LFC was most humiliating

hybrid python
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@hybrid python we won the most number of trophies under him, I think, but the humiliations in every UCL warnock
@spice magnet Disgrace 😪

spice magnet
torn ermine
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coutinho injured?

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oh no

elfin flower
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Hamstring pull

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I'd read

spice magnet
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wanna see the real grizi in the Juve game

spice magnet
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3-4 i think, plenty of time for grizi to prove himself

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and he also gets his preferred position

spice magnet
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striker who plays for PSV and is šŸ‡³šŸ‡±

hybrid python
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I know him

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He’s so lethal

spice magnet
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he's good

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young and a top prospect

topaz crest
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wasnt he at Arsenal once

spice magnet
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yeah

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was at ajax as well

hybrid python
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Fuccckkk

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Mini raiola

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Man hates us so much

spice magnet
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the de ligt deal SonnySad

topaz crest
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was at ajax as well
@spice magnet ajax and psv?

spice magnet
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went from ajax to arsenal to psv

slender olive
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Juventus 2-3 Barcelona:

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1-0 Morata

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1-1 Messi

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1-2 Ansu

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2-2 Dybala

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2-3 Ansu

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1-1 HT

grave glen
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I expect Barca to win this one, yea

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The reason they lose la liga matches, is partly because of VAR, just my opinion!

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Y'all might feel differently idk

spice magnet
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I expect Grizi to score one against Juve, it's time he starts performing..

grave glen
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I don't think he'll score but yea he needs to improve

cunning remnant
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hm

slender olive
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The reason they lose la liga matches, is partly because of VAR, just my opinion!
@grave glen getafe was shite

grave glen
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Yea barcelona should've won it tho

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Getafe commited an awful lot of fouls

slender olive
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Maybe

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But we were really shit for most of the game

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A case can be made for the clasico however

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We were doing good until that pen

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then lost motivation

feral palm
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No MATS
No Pique
No Coutinho
No Matheus
No Umtiti

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No Mingueza

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Aaaa

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Two CBs in the whole squad

torn ermine
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😳

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wtf

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pique not playing because of?

feral palm
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He got red card vs Ferencvarosi

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Remember

torn ermine
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oh yeah

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forgot

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lol

feral palm
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BREAKING REPORTS

There will NOT be a Vote of No Confidence against the Barcelona board. This is because there is belief that Bartomeu and Co. will resign sooner or later. Today, Tomorrow, or in 15 days time. They are taking this time to close important issues, such as the official investigation into the referee's decisions during El Clasico

spice magnet
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No MATS
No Pique
No Coutinho
No Matheus
No Umtiti
@feral palm Umtiti is still injured?

feral palm
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Nearly back I think

spice magnet
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nice

feral palm
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Ronaldo didn't train with Juve todau

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Today*

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Their last session before tomorrows game

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He has a covid test in a few hours

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If he tests negative he might get a few minutes

torn ermine
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ronaldo vs messi gonna be second leg of GS

spice magnet
feral palm
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Dembele on the right tomorrow

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Epic

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Hopefully Ansu - Messi - Dembele
Griezmann at CAM

spice magnet
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yeee

torn ermine
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okay thats a good line up

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lets go

hybrid python
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We win okay

torn ermine
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good bye barto, its been great kekw

slender olive
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Two CBs in the whole squad
@feral palm ....welp fuck

spice magnet
slender olive
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dest is a must starter

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and

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we must take advantage of them slow af cBs juve have by having plenty of pace

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So

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Trincao/Dembele and Fati MUST start

torn ermine
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dest defo should be a starter

slender olive
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dest defo should be a starter
@torn ermine its not even up for debate

grave glen
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Not gonna lie Barcelona shoulda never sacked valverde

torn ermine
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he boost our defense at the right side

slender olive
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Dest is miles better than Roberto

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MILES

torn ermine
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yes

spice magnet
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ofc

grave glen
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Duhh

torn ermine
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true

grave glen
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If Ronaldo plays GG

torn ermine
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roberto used to be good, now? its mehh

spice magnet
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roberto is a midfielder tbh

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he is still alright as a RM which is his natural position

hybrid python
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Lmfaoo

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Roberto mudded

grave glen
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Roberto has 1 good game per season 2 at max

hybrid python
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Not even 2

grave glen
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Ya tbf

spice magnet
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don't think he had any last season

grave glen
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He was non existent last season

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I still believe ernesto valverde should have stayed what do u guys think

slender olive
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he shouldve been sacked

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still

spice magnet
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sacking him was the right thing

slender olive
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Setien was better than him

spice magnet
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but appointing setien was a bad decision

grave glen
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His boring football atleast won us shit

slender olive
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Not a huge upgrade, but we won away

grave glen
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Setien was the worst that could’ve happened

slender olive
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At least we didn't finish 5th and got europa league

spice magnet
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setien = fraud

grave glen
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I’m only saying because setien was a downgrade tbh

torn ermine
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valverde was the worst manager we ever had in the last decade so we always tell him to out, but apparently when setien come, it is worse lol

spice magnet
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^^

torn ermine
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but he won trophies domestically

slender olive
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I would have been interested 2 see what wouldve happened if setien stayed

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On second thought

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No

spice magnet
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yeah, but the humiliations in the UCL were warnock

slender olive
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Forget it

grave glen
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Valverde doesn’t lose 8-2

slender olive
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Valverde doesn’t lose 8-2
@grave glen 4-0 and 3-0 were almost as bad

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actually

torn ermine
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but UCL Specialone

grave glen
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Those away game losses aren’t only down to the manager

slender olive
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arguably, 4-0 and 3-0 were worse

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4-0, bbecause we bottled it

grave glen
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Those away game losses you have to blame whos on the field too

slender olive
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8-2 we knew we had no chance, it was just the nail in the coffin

cunning remnant
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lol

grave glen
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Players all have weak mentalities

spice magnet
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8-2 was a bit too much man, conceding 8 goals

grave glen
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You cannot blame valverde for jordi to cry at HT

spice magnet
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and setien promised cruyff's football but that never happened

slender olive
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Ocassionally under Valverde we had good fight

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I remember the 0-1 vs atletico

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that was a really good W

grave glen
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We played the most boring football ever but it got results

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Those away game losses I say 70% of the players fault and 30% to the managers and staff

torn ermine
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yeah it is boring af, all of the plays were from messi

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so its basically messi show ffs

grave glen
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Mentality’s are so bad

torn ermine
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yeah bad af

grave glen
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Messi show has been around for too long

slender olive
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we need a leader

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sign a leader

grave glen
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Barcelona have no true captain

slender olive
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Like Puyol

grave glen
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That’s our problem as well

slender olive
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Honestly if Ramos moved to Barca he'd improve us massively

grave glen
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We have not had a true captain for awhile

torn ermine
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Puyol el capitano, how i miss him

grave glen
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If you put a leader on the field vs Roma or Liverpool I swear we do not get knocked out

torn ermine
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he is such a GOAT

slender olive
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If you put a leader on the field vs Roma or Liverpool I swear we do not get knocked out
@grave glen Exactly

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and, if there was a leader during the 8-2 we would have kept Bayern on their toes

grave glen
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We missed a leader leading the players to have weak mindsets

slender olive
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we had the quality to

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Especially if Puig and Fati were in the game and we attacked and attacked and exploited Bayern's high line

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Like Hoffenheim did

grave glen
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Like for fucks sake jordi Alba is a grown man and was crying at Half time vs Liverpool we were still UP!

slender olive
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I don't think Hoffenheim have worse players than Barca

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Like for fucks sake jordi Alba is a grown man and was crying at Half time vs Liverpool we were still UP!
@grave glen We should've drawn

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1-1

torn ermine
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jordi alba bottle the first goal during anfield btw

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his header DFKM

slender olive
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After we got out of that tunnel

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we should have attacked

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and attacked

grave glen
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I know what Alba did but why the hell would you cry about it and your still up 1 goal

slender olive
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and fucked the pressure

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Puyol would do that

torn ermine
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yeah he cried, i saw the documentary lol

grave glen
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Fucking crying at half time how are we supposed to have hope in our players mentality’s

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They will continue to win at home and get beat away in ucl hell idk if we can even win at home in ucl anymore vs big teams

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Barcelona would have had to sack the entire club if Bayern did that in camp nou

forest slate
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Hansi flick was too good for Barca that day

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dont get me wrong barcelona was already in a bad shape but

grave glen
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Tbh I think his only tactics was high pressure and because beating Barcelona the last couple of years isn’t a hard task now it was too easy for him

forest slate
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yea

grave glen
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Just high pressure and knock the ball around, shit worked like a charm

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I watched the game again, like I didn’t see a midfield from Barcelona at all

torn ermine
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we are so weak against high pressing

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fuck high pressing

grave glen
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I saw 4 fowards and 5 defenders no mids

forest slate
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same happened against liverpool too

grave glen
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That same high pressure shit beat us

hybrid python
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We can actually play well in that press ngl

forest slate
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they collapse easily against high pressing teams

grave glen
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We’d finish top 8 in the prem

elfin flower
hybrid python
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No I mean press

elfin flower
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I'd say in top 4-5

grave glen
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Oh

hybrid python
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We aren’t that bad lol

torn ermine
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busquets isnt even press resistant anymore

grave glen
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Bruv wolves would beat us away

hybrid python
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That’s why I prefer Pjanic

grave glen
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Barcelona don’t have the prestige title of beating good teams anymore

torn ermine
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pjanic should start, fuck busquets rn seriously

hybrid python
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Freddy will start a movement of Busi starts tomorrow

grave glen
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Even when barto leaves we gotta wait two more years to see a path

hybrid python
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Not really

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1 year

torn ermine
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Freddy will start a movement of Busi starts tomorrow
@hybrid python kekw

grave glen
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Because Bayern Munich is dominating UCL for atleast 2 more years

hybrid python
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lol

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You feel that but later you’ll see them

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That was the same thought I had when we won in 2015

grave glen
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I say that hoping they get knocked out and we somehow get far in ucl

torn ermine
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i used to like him man, but now? its disappointing

grave glen
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Barcelona got so lucky Injurys held back Bayern as well as a Messi masterclass as fuckinh always

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When will Barcelona stop depending on Messi having good games

spice magnet
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i used to like him man, but now? its disappointing
@torn ermine busi needs to get out now, stayed too long

hybrid python
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He’s going to extend

torn ermine
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for now, it shows a glimpse of not depending on messi tbh

hybrid python
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Don’t worry

torn ermine
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if you watch the game

grave glen
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I see the little glimpse but

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We already failed the first test

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Tmrw is the second test

hybrid python
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Nah we still a little bit

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Messi had to drop deep for the ball he created it and we scored

torn ermine
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but still our first goal was because of messi pre assist, but ansu fati doing good tho

grave glen
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I mean Barcelona could still beat some of the teams they play without Messi like last season and before

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Beat villareal and getafe without Messi last season I think

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Or was it betis idk

torn ermine
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I mean Barcelona could still beat some of the teams they play without Messi like last season and before
@grave glen we beat inter with B team basically

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and that was valverde time

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lol

grave glen
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Beating inter was a smash and grab

hybrid python
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Yeh ansu fati

grave glen
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It’s nothing tho ucl group stage flop results happen in it always

hybrid python
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Stepping up again

torn ermine
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ansu will be so good man, love this man

grave glen
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Psg lose at home, Juventus lost at home to psg and Other wierd results

hybrid python
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But no matter what we always get the 1st spot in group stage šŸ˜‚

grave glen
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I want Barcelona to get 2nd this year

torn ermine
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its so odd, we did well in GS, then we fucked up in KO

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i hate this

grave glen
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We need a early knock out

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I’m tired of getting hyped and having the same UCL exit as always

hybrid python
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I really don’t have nay hopes about ucl

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I just want us to win La liga

grave glen
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I had 0 hopes but I had faith because we were the underdog

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I had a small bit of faith

torn ermine
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yeah la liga is reachable

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we need to win next clasico

hybrid python
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We will ...

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😪

grave glen
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Well lose next Classico too

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Real Madrid always fucking step up in el Classico regardless of their previous results and idk why

hybrid python
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Zidane masterclass

grave glen
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It’s retarded how Barcelona have fallen so low over the years and each year the results get worse

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2-0 turned to 3-0, 3-0 turned to 3-0 AGAIN. , 3-0 turned to 4-0, then 4-0 turned to 8-2

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It was fun winning those bernabeu Classico’s, it was fun while it lasted

torn ermine
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fun at the first half of the season

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at the end of the season we suffer

grave glen
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Every year

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I tell myself I won’t watch the games but I end up doing it always facepalm

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First half of season the hype is built up

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Second half of the season the hype is Thrown away like why can’t we just lose normally and not have every knock out have the entire football nation on their backs laughing

spice magnet
hybrid python
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He’s close to resignation

alpine socket
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Bartomeu will not travel to Turin for the UCL clash.

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That's means messi will score šŸ˜‚

cunning remnant
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lol

feral palm
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Koeman could be banned for 3 months..yay..

hybrid python
elfin flower
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@feral palm wot?

elfin flower
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No why?

hybrid python
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Just one good day in BarƧa is all I ask for ..

spice magnet
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said some things about the referring in the real madrid game

elfin flower
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Don't bring back Setien for all they do

hybrid python
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What’s the problem then

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They didn’t do this when Ramos did this

elfin flower
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El Clasico referees shouldn't be biased

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I hear Barca gonna go to RFEF to get the audio clip b/w ref and VAR room for the penalty facepalm

spice magnet
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They didn’t do this when Ramos did this
@hybrid python plays for real so robbie

hybrid python
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Fuck man

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This is straight up bs

torn ermine
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barca and juve have twitter war rn, its so childish man

spice magnet
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it isn't a war lmao

hybrid python
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Our Twitter admin

hybrid python
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this was simultaenously the best,worst,cringiest and most pointless twiiter drama between two clubs. clubs who are stuggling btw

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šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

torn ermine
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this was simultaenously the best,worst,cringiest and most pointless twiiter drama between two clubs. clubs who are stuggling btw
@hybrid python i saw that comment

spice magnet
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pirlo's PR conference was class

torn ermine
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lol

hybrid python
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Man replied so well

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BarƧa šŸ¤juve admin

spice magnet
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honestly after all this bs, we need to win the real game

summer garden
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The Spanish Football Federation have sent Ronald Koeman's statements concerning the VAR to the Competition Committee. If they do decide to sanction him, Koeman could miss 4 to 12 games. [cat Radio]

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Well F

torn ermine
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bruh

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F

alpine socket
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Koeman to miss games due to var? Lol

feral palm
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BREAKING NEWS

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BARTOMEU AND HIS BOARD WILL RESIGN

hybrid python
feral palm
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Credit where it's due

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If it's true why they resign now

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Instead of going to a vote

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Gg

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"They don't wnna put members health at risk"

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But maybe they just don't wnna be embarassed

jagged grove
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Ayo

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Fat W

feral palm
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OMDSSS YESSS

#

ITS HAPPENING TODAY

jagged grove
#

YESSSSS

#

Finally

ebon beacon
#

HOLY SHIT

feral palm
#

BARTOMEU PRESS CONFERENCE IN 30 MINTUES

ebon beacon
#

Any link

#

I wanna watch

#

THAT IS LEGAL

grim thicket
#

i will miss bartomeuSonnySad . a tru legend of the club!!

light void
#

can we get rid of cent from this channel

ebon beacon
#

can we get rid of from this channel
@light void No

#

anywayy

#

holy shit he gave up

#

Barca fans are surely gonna be drunk tonight

light void
#

what if they're too young

grim thicket
#

interesting questions

#

then they'll get drunk under parental supervision ig

#

im rlly gonna miss barto ngl

summer garden
violet tendon
#

never too young to get drunk

grim thicket
#

i predict gladbach winning 2-1 today

#

im expecting bad finishing

feral palm
#

WOLFSBURG DUB

summer garden
#

Madrid will win dw

grim thicket
#

idk, i dont feel a madrid win coming today

feral palm
#

Just like Saturday

grim thicket
#

yep

#

just like saturday

#

did we rlly win on saturday tho

summer garden
#

So Laporta 2020?

grim thicket
#

i mean yeah we defeated our eternal rivals 3-1, but i can never come back from the horrorshow against shakhtar

#

yes he did

#

press conference about to happen i think

#

umm okay

#

but language pls

feral palm
#

@grave glen he has

#

Press conference in 20 minutes

ebon beacon
#

I'm already esiting

#

waiting

#

there is a legassl stream on barcatv+

#

Now lemme finish hw before some stuff begind

grim thicket
#

very sad day for madridistas as a club legend resigns

hybrid python
#

Hahah

feral palm
#

Yeah it'll be free to watch on Barca website

grim thicket
feral palm
#

THE GOOD NEWS IS ALREADY FLOODING IN

ebon beacon
#

very sad day for madridistas as a club legend resigns
@grim thicket I'm not a barca fan,but this is funny

grim thicket
#

@feral palm is the barcelona official live stream gonna be spanish or have english translations?

feral palm
#

There'll be translation

grim thicket
#

ohk

hybrid python
#

@feral palm 5 mins until official announcement

grim thicket
#

why is it just showing messi header goals on barca tv rn

feral palm
#

Excitement

#

@grim thicket bc it hasn't started yet

grim thicket
#

oh lol

feral palm
#

It'll just cut to it

hybrid python
feral palm
#

There's no structure to Barca tv

grim thicket
#

johan cruyff

feral palm
#

The guy in the room with the buttons just randomises whatever is on lmao

grim thicket
#

lmao

hybrid python
#

Xdd

grim thicket
#

its all in spanish...no english subs 😦

#

when is it starting?

ebon beacon
#

15 to 8 UK

hybrid python
feral palm
#

They were late to it yesterday

hybrid python
#

🐐

feral palm
#

Wouldn't surprise me if they're late today

hybrid python
#

Ye

#

They were late 10 mins

grim thicket
#

laporta was also into some scandal tho

#

i think tax fraud or something

hybrid python
#

Ye

#

But he had a very strong plan and structure

#

For me he was the best president fir us

grim thicket
#

ye he was great tbf

#

no victor font?

hybrid python
#

Laporta chances are less

#

Font chances are more than anyone in the elections

feral palm
#

Aight been moved to 5 minutes from now

#

He's not taking questions

daring flint
#

wait

#

bartemou is gone?

#

what did i miss

#

ive been gone for like 6 hours smh

ebon beacon
#

Started

feral palm
#

HES HERE

daring flint
#

SO IS HE GONE OR WHAT

high tusk
#

BARTOMEU THE PRICK IS FUCKING OUT YESSSSS

feral palm
#

THIS DAY WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY

lime mica
#

that's creepy holy shit

#

BUT HE'S GONE

grim thicket
#

thats very disturbing

twin oracle
#

Lets not post stuff like that

light void
#

Vamoooss

lime mica
#

pog pog pog

south rapids
#

pog, the dum dum is gone

tepid hemlock
#

who's the leading next corrupt boss in line

#

that fonte guy?

light void
#

I think carles tusquets is going to be the president until the elections begin

feral palm
#

Mhm

young thistle
#

Barca fans are having the time of their lives right now.

#

In before they fall back down to reality tomorrow

ebon beacon
#

Bartomeu when fans+team+members unhappy
Get rekt

young thistle
#

Even if you lose tomorrow, a huge chunk of weight has been lifted leaving space for improvement.

mint void
#

so if real madrid who gets clapped by gladbach beats barcelona

#

how well would barca do against gladbach

feral palm
#

Who knows

astral jewel
#

barcelona fans are you happy

feral palm
#

Football isn't Fire vs Ice it's rock paper scissors

jagged grove
#

@astral jewel very

feral palm
#

Different systems work better and worse against diff teams

jagged grove
#

Im kinda sad that Cristiano aint playing

#

But relieved at the same time

astral jewel
#

Who will be the face of la-liga after messi leaves?

#

benzema?

jagged grove
#

Nah

#

Idek

#

Definitely a real player tho

feral palm
#

@astral jewel ramos

#

But in a few years

#

Hopefully

#

Ansu, Vinicius/Odegaard, and Joao Felix

thin ivy
#

Why is barcelona complaining about the penalty like it won us the clasico

#

Also wtf did we just tie with gladbach

#

We def arent going anywhere this ucl

#

Take it away barca

daring tendon
tardy terrace
#

What a day to be alive

#

Thank you and good luck

slender olive
#

VAMOSSSSSSSS

#

this is better than winning the treble

thin ivy
#

Gotta expect a League win and UCL win now lol

tardy terrace
#

Idk .. nothing but there should be a morale boost

torn ermine
#

wow i just woke up seeing this news

#

just made my entire day

alpine socket
#

wow i just woke up seeing this news
@torn ermine lol same here

#

Today I woke up late but yeah was surprised with the news

#

Waitit for the game

#

Especially how messi plays now

torn ermine
alpine socket
#

šŸ˜‚

#

3 important dates in history- When the club was founded, the napkin contract and yesterday

torn ermine
#

LMAO

alpine socket
#

I hope messi doesnt renew his contract

#

His time at barca is up, need to move on

#

Lol

opal sigil
#

Maybe

torn ermine
#

if font is taking the president after election, then high chance koeman will be sacked even after winning titles

alpine socket
#

Koeman has to face it. If he successfully leads this transition, he will one of the best we had in barca

torn ermine
#

font doesnt really like koeman lol

#

idk why

alpine socket
#

Theres no other option than font?

#

Deep down they all are same tho

torn ermine
#

laporta is also the option

alpine socket
torn ermine
#

after resignation, there is a temporary president taking over until the new election begin

alpine socket
#

Whenever Xavi he should have a settled team

#

Madrid didn't win..

#

Just how shit we are

elfin flower
#

wuf Jorge Messi

hybrid python
#

Man

#

Cenler

torn ermine
#

@hybrid python im pretty sure barcelona rn is having a party
This should go down as barcelona's national day kekw

summer garden
#

Asensio is only good as a super sub

#

Most of his good performances are as a substitute

#

Yesterday he was not so great

#

In fact whenever he plays he’s not so decisive as we want

#

He’s not young prospect so his age is not an excuse

#

Discuss.

hybrid python
#

@hybrid python im pretty sure barcelona rn is having a party
This should go down as barcelona's nayional day kekw
@torn ermine ya people were celebrating last night

torn ermine
#

In fact whenever he plays he’s not so decisive as we want
@summer garden hmmm i still think he is explosive and dangerous

summer garden
#

True

#

But is he dangerous enough to be a starter?

#

Imo no

spice magnet
grave glen
torn ermine
hybrid python
#

Messi masterclass

elfin flower
alpine socket
#

Thoughts on Euro Super League?

torn ermine
#

dont tell me barto hate us and will do us no good in super league

#

fucking hell

elfin flower
#

If Jorge Messi wins the elections, petition to rename FC Barcelona to FC Messilona

spice magnet
hybrid python
#

Lmfaoo

elfin flower
#

I'm not even kidding

hybrid python
#

Barto will finally rest

elfin flower
#

Ah

#

Apparently he gonna run for president in some other club

alpine socket
#

No club would dare that šŸ˜„

#

Stakeholders might take legal action against him

torn ermine
slender olive
#

lol

alpine socket
#

Lol

torn ermine
#

im so done with football chat kekw

feral palm
#

Same

torn ermine
#

how many did messi assist last season?

#

in league

feral palm
#

That tomtom guy is an embarrassment to Barca fans

#

Uhh

torn ermine
#

21?

#

its around 20 i think

feral palm
#

Yeah

#

21

#

25 goals

torn ermine
#

and that is his worst season

#

lol

#

im actually so done with our fanbase

feral palm
#

I'm laughing so hard

torn ermine
#

this is making our image so bad

#

as a result they stereotype all barca fans into 1 troll action

#

fuck i hate this

tepid hemlock
#

you mean not all barca fans are messitrolls zomg kekw

torn ermine
#

you mean not all barca fans are messitrolls zomg kekw
@tepid hemlock 60% kekw

hybrid python
#

Lmaooo

#

He's not a barƧa fan

feral palm
#

The day Messi leaves may be the greatest day in Barcelona history

hybrid python
#

Who said

feral palm
#

Me

#

Bc then we'll see the backs of Messitroll plastics

hybrid python
#

Ohh yea

feral palm
#

And we'll have a respectable fanbase again

hybrid python
#

But that's just banter

#

That leo messi guy was so embarrassing

torn ermine
#

the reason why spirit leave all the time

#

🤧

hybrid python
#

Haha fr

#

I hate this fanbase

slender olive
#

That tomtom guy is an embarrassment to Barca fans
@feral palm whut happened

torn ermine
#

@feral palm whut happened
@slender olive you need to scroll up at #football-chat kekw

slender olive
#

huh?

#

Okay in a bit

torn ermine
#

Bruh barca game is 4 AM for me

cunning remnant
#

F

torn ermine
#

but i got holiday tomorrow

#

so im gonna sleep like at 6AM

#

lol

slender olive
#

Bruh barca game is 4 AM for me
@torn ermine Same

torn ermine
#

@slender olive where you live? lookatme

slender olive
#

Hk

#

you?

torn ermine
#

ohh

#

malaysia

#

not so far ig

slender olive
#

ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

tepid hemlock
#

let me just point out how stereotypically funny this conversation is (re: "messiplastic fans from indonesia etc" stereotype :P)

hybrid python
#

Both from Asian countries ig

torn ermine
#

are you directing it to me? @tepid hemlock

tepid hemlock
#

directing what? it was a joke :P

torn ermine
#

nah just asking

#

ik its a joke kekw

tepid hemlock
#

well you and emile, yeah

#

im somewhat surprised we haven't been hit by the CR bandwagon too much

#

not enough time, i guess

torn ermine
#

i heard juve fanbse increase

#

because of ronaldo

tepid hemlock
#

Messi been's there since he was a little kid

#

where as CR is just here for 2-3 years

slender olive
#

its ok, when cr goes to the MLS theyll suddenly get a bunch of mls supporters

torn ermine
#

yeah true

slender olive
#

Also

#

Do you think Messi'll stay now

torn ermine
#

idk man

tepid hemlock
#

i think he doesn't know yet either

#

depends on who gets elected and what his plan will be

#

if they can show him a real sporting project, he'll probably stay

torn ermine
#

i bet he is still thinking his decision rn after barto leaving

slender olive
#

Yeah

#

also brb

spice magnet
torn ermine
#

ikr

#

didnt expect him to be that kind of person

#

benzema 🤧

spice magnet
#

tf is he doing lmao

#

no wonder they lose matches

torn ermine
#

"he is playing against us"

#

LMAO

#

rian back at the journalist thingy again zomg

feral palm
spice magnet
#

yeah lol, he's been typing for quite some time now šŸ˜‚

feral palm
#

Sporting Project should be as follows

President: Victor Font
Manager: Xavi Hernandez
Head of La Masia: Patrick Kluivert
Sporting Director: Carles Puyol

Improve Brazilian Scouting
Improve Sales Negotiations
Improve Goalkeeper Development
Improve Defender Development
Improve Striker Development
Restructure Loan Protocols
Restructure Wage Bill
Investigate Medical Team
Expand Captaincy Responsibilities

Signings
Luis Maximiano [21, Sporting, GK]
Rayan Ait-Nouri [19, Wolves, LB]
(Matthias De Ligt [21, Juventus, CB] OR
Dayot Upamecano [22, Leipzig, CB] OR
Jules Kounde [21, Sevilla, CB] )
AND
Eric Garcia [19, City, CB]

Long-Term Deals
Ronald Araujo [21, CB]
Riqui Puig [21, CM]
Ansu Fati [17, LW]
SergiƱo Dest [19, RB]
Emerson [21, RB]
Pedri [17, CAM]
Francisco Trincāo [20, RW]

torn ermine
#

šŸ‘

#

is rayan actually good?

#

imma watch him now lol

hybrid python
#

Yea

#

LB from France iirc

torn ermine
#

we really have to sign eric garcia man

slender olive
#

Lautaro is overrated

#

dunno y we tried to sign him

spice magnet
#

because he is argentinian

#

messi wanted him or something

slender olive
#

Bs

#

Sorry messi stfu

torn ermine
#

messi best friends are always from south american kekw

spice magnet
#

lol

#

he is good but they wanted 100 million for him

#

that's too much

slender olive
#

He isn't worth that

#

Smth like

#

40m

#

would be acceptable

spice magnet
#

šŸ˜‚

hybrid python
#

Na

#

50M worth

topaz crest
#

why does messi take managerial calls in Barca kekw

messi wanted him or something

#

thats sad

#

no player should be doing that

#

Are these demands for real or just bs

spice magnet
#

bruhhh

#

he wanted neymar

#

Are these demands for real or just bs
@topaz crest prolly just a rumour, but barca going for an argentinian guy who isn't that good should be obvious

alpine socket
#

why does messi take managerial calls in Barca kekw
@topaz crest I don't think that's the case. If you see, messi demands for those players who have good relationship with him. Every player has some demands. Messi had good relationship with Neymar and saurez,they eventually performed great. Dani Alves, alba, Xavi, Iniesta. U see all those had great relationship with Messi. The board feels like havi someone familiar with Messi might give them the result, but that doesn't happen everytime. For eg griezmann. And even now u see how fati performs.

topaz crest
#

im just saying that the reports make it seen like his approval is required

#

or he has demands

#

players can recommend people to sign

torn ermine
#

fati masterclass lets goo

alpine socket
#

I will not able to watch today šŸ˜”

torn ermine
#

I will not able to watch today šŸ˜”
@alpine socket BECAUSE OF THE TIME?

alpine socket
#

YES

torn ermine
#

2 AM

alpine socket
#

It starts around 1:30 am

torn ermine
#

mine is 4AM tho kekw

alpine socket
#

Haven't slept properly this week

torn ermine
#

and i got holiday tomorrow, so big W

alpine socket
#

I hope it's worth for u to stay awakešŸ˜‚

#

I would be disappointed if messi doesn't score today

torn ermine
#

hopefully

#

for this one, imma sacrifice my sleep schedule

hybrid python
#

I would be disappointed if messi doesn't score today
@alpine socket hattrick of penalties

alpine socket
#

šŸ˜‚

#

3-0 barca, my prediction

hybrid python
#

Yeh same

#

Must win the players have worked so hard

slender olive
#

I say 2-1 barca

#

Lets do THIS

hybrid python
#

No goal we concede

#

There's aruajo today not pique

slender olive
#

I don't think we'll win by that big of a margin man

#

3-0 is just

#

unreal

torn ermine
#

2-0 is possible

#

could be juve winning too ngl

hybrid python
#

Noo

#

They expose the space Hella lot of time

torn ermine
#

plus our attack is lethal with fati

#

high chance we will score

slender olive
#

could be juve winning too ngl
@torn ermine yeah

hybrid python
#

Just want dembele to start

slender olive
#

We'll see

torn ermine
#

I need to see our defense, if we are better without pique, then it really is pique problem that our defense is weak

slender olive
#

but im optimistic

#

I said that, we need pace

#

and a lot

#

fuck the defence for now, araujo will have to do

torn ermine
#

araujo is fast too

slender olive
#

I want to see if Messi+Fati+dembele will work

hybrid python
#

Aruajo is really good

slender olive
#

Alba, Lenglet, Araujo and dest as starters

torn ermine
#

idk about lenglet, sometimes he is good sometimes not

hybrid python
#

Never loses the ball and he's so tall and strong

slender olive
#

De jong and Pjanic as mids

hybrid python
#

Dest masterclass is all I want to see today

slender olive
#

Messi, Fati, dembele and......maybe Griezmann?

alpine socket
#

If messi awakes, 3-0 is easy with fati and dembele to finish

torn ermine
#

can we stop playing fucking busquets

hybrid python
#

He won't start

torn ermine
#

i hate current busquets

hybrid python
#

Pjanic is starting today 100%

slender olive
#

Dest is fuckin great

hybrid python
#

I hate him since last year

slender olive
#

Pjanic is starting today 100%
@hybrid python Prettry sure hes gonna beg koeman to

alpine socket
#

Chance for Puig?

slender olive
#

PUIG yeah

#

I forgot about him

hybrid python
#

Yehh

#

Maybbee

slender olive
#

He should be a sub

torn ermine
#

hopefully, but i doubt koeman will start him lol

hybrid python
#

Our šŸ’Ž

slender olive
#

Sub that gets at least 30-40m of playtime

#

dont think he will start

#

But

#

yeah

hybrid python
#

Pedri maybe today

slender olive
#

Who knows, if we have a healthy lead we can fuck around a little

torn ermine
#

i think grizi will play CAM

alpine socket
#

We concede quickly just after scoring

hybrid python
#

I want us to score 1 goal and keep creating chances

torn ermine
#

we have good attack tho, but always doubt our defense, i always had a heart attack when we get countered lol

alpine socket
#

Messi should play as forward not a defense

#

Wtf my keyboard

torn ermine
#

messi dropping to CDM position kekw

hybrid python
#

I get heart attack when the ball is in lenglet legs

#

Messi drops so he can create the chance

alpine socket
#

Messi uses right flank brilliantly

hybrid python
#

So litt

alpine socket
#

Messi drops so he can create the chance
@hybrid python once he drops, it needs half an hour to come out :D

hybrid python
#

Lol alba overlaps

#

And messi vision goes there

torn ermine
#

messi should play right more often man, but he drop deep too much imo. His right wing is dangerous

#

see how many times marcelo got rekt by messi in the past, that was messi right wing

hybrid python
#

Messi in right wing won't work

#

When you have griezmann

alpine socket
#

We fail to counter attack. There had been a moment we would have scored in clasicoy with the counterattack

hybrid python
#

He does less defensive work

#

That's why trincao starts

#

In RW

alpine socket
#

Why did we sign griezmann in first place šŸ˜‚

torn ermine
#

messi has pressed more often now which is good for us

#

i love seeing his workrate rn

hybrid python
#

Yeah he almost helps the defense too nowadays

#

He is slowly becoming like ramos too he gets angry and motivates during half time

torn ermine
#

@hybrid python remember messi defend in 2014 against man city aguero

alpine socket
#

Yes

hybrid python
#

That was class

torn ermine
#

he literally went back to the defense line and took the ball to the front

#

lol

alpine socket
#

That's why he is different

hybrid python
#

I want to rest messi next game

torn ermine
#

after juve game you mean?

#

or this game?

alpine socket
#

"next"

hybrid python
#

La liga game

torn ermine
#

next is juve

#

aight

hybrid python
#

Against alaves

torn ermine
#

yeah true

alpine socket
#

We might lose lol

torn ermine
#

need trincao starter ngl

alpine socket
#

Jk

torn ermine
#

trincao

hybrid python
#

He's a baller

#

Just needs to improve his finishing

alpine socket
#

Just reminding that barca might not make most of January transfer

torn ermine
#

dw, he can improve better than vini finishing lookatme

alpine socket
#

Sticking with young players will benefit us

hybrid python
#

*sad noises from vini

torn ermine
#

but i feel bad for vini

#

after that benzema shit

#

you shouldn't do that to youngsters

alpine socket
#

Atleast our guys are united at some extent

hybrid python
#

And he's so rude too

torn ermine
#

thats why he was banned from france NT

hybrid python
#

He uploaded in his ig "Let the dogs bark"

alpine socket
#

Aw

torn ermine
#

watch rodrygo and vini mentored by benzema
and watch fati mentored by messi lookatme

hybrid python
#

No one can be the next messi

#

Ever

torn ermine
#

messi is in his own league

#

so he is he

#

i hate people saying "next messi, next messi"

alpine socket
#

Seems this season might be his worst

torn ermine
#

in his worst season, he scored 25 goals and 21 assists

#

but this season could be his worst

alpine socket
#

How much goals left to break pele's record?

torn ermine
#

idk

alpine socket
#

I think it's less than 10

#

5 needed I think

#

Or 6

torn ermine
#

how long was totti at roma?

#

i mean how many season

#

he stayed there

alpine socket
#

25 maybe with about 28 years

torn ermine
#

ffs

#

that is so long

alpine socket
#

Since 13

feral palm
#

How much goals left to break pele's record?
@alpine socket

He could break it by the end of the year if he gets on form

alpine socket
#

He can break it in a month if he gets on form

#

5 goals

torn ermine
#

messi doesnt have to score goals, idc
as long as he creates many chances

alpine socket
#

Barca with inform messi looks deadly

feral palm
#

Barca elections looking to be Dec 19 and 20

#

You love to see it

torn ermine
#

wait, so its not march?

feral palm
#

Getting the new board in right before transfer window

#

No now that bartomeu resigned

#

It'll be in the next month or two

torn ermine
#

okay

#

huge dub

hybrid python
#

@feral palm source ?

torn ermine
#

is laporta also the candidate?

feral palm
#

Javi Miguel

hybrid python
#

I guess it won’t happen this much early

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January

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