lol
#la-liga
grave glen
red hollow
hazard gonna be lit in this season
@stoic pelican ok im gonna ping draco to pin this
@lime mica pin taj's message
plsss
stoic pelican
ye
lime mica
WHY YOU BING
grave glen
lol
lime mica
ok i'm going back to class
hybrid python
The day when I took this photo
grave glen
nbruh
hybrid python
Find the 🐐
torn ermine
see ur a barca fan so it is hard to talk with u about madrid
@red hollow im trying my hardest to talk to you :((
Im sorry to upset you
grave glen
red hollow
@red hollow im trying my hardest to talk to you :((
Im sorry to upset you
@torn ermine u didn't upset me i am actually grateful
grave glen
goat founded
grave glen
stoic pelican
i wont ever be a barca fan
grave glen
nice bro
torn ermine
@stoic pelican who's juve RB rn? they are still going to place cuardado at RB?
thats a mistake imo
stoic pelican
he isnt bad
torn ermine
defensively?
torn ermine
yes, but they need to find a pure RB
i was shocked when they sold cancelo
like wtf
stoic pelican
same
and i was shocked when kean left also
wait isnt that supposed to be in serie a lmao
grim thicket
Juve got the 🐐 Danilo right?
torn ermine
torn ermine
Is atletico really going to release thomas partey?
grave glen
uh
grave glen
red hollow
Is atletico really going to release thomas partey?
@torn ermine r they ? wth
torn ermine
inter apparently want to buy him
and atletico might swap him with someone
also atletico wants to sign perisic so bad, its their priority i think
red hollow
grave glen
lol
feral palm
Griezmann #7 announced :')
torn ermine
coutinho 14 then? @feral palm
feral palm
Confirmed Suarez won't be in tomorrow's squad
grave glen
F
feral palm
Semedo showed up for yesterdays training 20 minutes late
And Dembele showed up 10 minutes late 
opal sigil
Confirmed Suarez won't be in tomorrow's squad
@feral palm how u know
torn ermine
I hope we give suarez some good farewell or anything
opal sigil
Wym , he not leaving
subtle lion
He going to juve or no?
cosmic parcel
we won't know until we get his italian test results lol
cosmic parcel
pls dont die
feral palm
No Suarez
No Vidal
No Umtiti
No Rafinha
No Fernandes
No Wague
No Monchu
No Oriol
If Monchu is leaving it's gotta be a loan
feral palm
He's not in Koeman's plans
torn ermine
lime mica
fml
feral palm
grave glen
lol
red hollow
the army service if u know what i mean
grave glen
mhm
red hollow
grave glen
ill pass
lime mica
Let's go Vigo
torn ermine
13 minutes to the match right? @feral palm
feral palm
No, 1h7m now
grave glen
o
topaz crest
22
feral palm
22
feral palm
None
grave glen
e
feral palm
It's Barca tv+
feral palm
Tuesday I think
grave glen
only on barca tv+
feral palm
Yep
grave glen
ouf
grave glen
dub
feral palm
Araujo #33 -> #4
Aleña #19 -> #6
Ilaix Moriba -> #12
Trincão -> #17
grave glen
and todibo?
feral palm
Not in the squad
1 - Just recovered from covid
2 - Hasn't trained yet
3 - Koeman doesn't have him in his plans anyways
Todibo is probably not the personality that Koeman wants
Second Half Lineup (Probably)
Peña
Firpo
Araujo
Cuenca
Semedo
De Jong
Puig
Coutinho
Konrad
Braithwaite
Trincao
torn ermine
what is de jong number? still 21?
lime mica
Dembouz
lime mica
Dub
torn ermine
I heard people saying pedri is very good in this match @feral palm
feral palm
Yeah he feinted when the ball was going to Dembele for the goal
Roberto passed it down but Pedri feinted, it went past Griezmann, Dembele clipped it up and then thru the legs of the keeper
He's playing on the right so im not sure how I feel about that
Strange that Pedri is on the right and Dembele on the left
feral palm
GOAL
torn ermine
is messi playing RW or CAM? @feral palm
torn ermine
only on barca tv+
@grave glen is barcatv free? or require subscription?
grave glen
subscription
torn ermine
HT 2-1
torn ermine
Do we really change in terms of play style?
grave glen
yes
torn ermine
Well we cant really judge because the opposition is playing parking bus
torn ermine
what?
jagged grove
Are barca playing any good
jagged grove
Who?
feral palm
Konrad scores but what a fucking ball from trincao
jagged grove
Oh nice
grave glen
lol
torn ermine
WHAT A GOAL
@feral palm is he doing the finnesed shot?
his signature?
that curve one
ohh its a pen
sorry
jagged grove
Lmao
grave glen
lol
lime mica
Coutinhoooo
grim thicket
Ummm.....who did u guys play?
feral palm
Trincao and Pedri played great
grave glen
mhm
red hollow
I think that speaks for itself
@feral palm u actually don't need to be that exited about it cz it is just a friendly vs a shit team
feral palm
Huh
It was Koeman's first game in charge
We got to see a new formation
We saw 22 players play
We saw Trincao and Pedris debuts
And saw Coutinho and Dembele come back
There was reasons to be excited
fading gale
lime mica
oh shit
grave glen
crap
hybrid python
grave glen
yes
tepid hemlock
is that trick-now? :]
feral palm
Yep
grave glen
lime mica
This is late but funny cartoon https://www.instagram.com/p/CFAL4y2gFL9/?igshid=1wig19h1pnc7x
Instagram
tepid hemlock
messi such a good father, moving away to let mateo be an RM fan without problems
alpine socket
Looks like Messi has not fit in this new system yet, both physically and mentally
Trincao and puig were great
torn ermine
I mean some players play good, but we didnt change much in terms of gameplay, we need to strengthen our defense
subtle lion
Messi kids will be better than Messi I have a feeling
torn ermine
i dont think messi's son will play football, but hopefully they are going to @subtle lion
grim thicket
So we ain't playing any friendlies at all?
slender olive
So we ain't playing any friendlies at all?
@grim thicket As far as ik nope
grim thicket
The Rayo Vallecano game got cancelled becoz a lot of there players hot covid
torn ermine
The Rayo Vallecano game got cancelled becoz a lot of there players hot covid
@grim thicket who got covid?
grim thicket
Many Vallecano players...that's why friendly was cancelled
torn ermine
oof
grave glen
red hollow
Any idea when will real madrid and barca play ?
grave glen
Ooh I’m excited
torn ermine
@red hollow
feral palm
Emerson vs Alavès
4 Clearances
2 Interceptions
5 Tackles
18 Ground Duels Won
5 Aerial Duels Won
5 Key Passes
3 Crosses
6 Long Balls
1 Dribble Attempt
Man Of The Match
We desperately need a right back
And our brilliant right back on loan just got MOTM
Could it be any clearer
Ffs
5 KEY PASSES
when was the last time a Barca rb could do that
Dani alves
topaz crest
lmao
torn ermine
emerson is the our alves successor, if barca doesnt get him back, its gg
red hollow
@red hollow
@torn ermine no i didn't mean that i meant when will they play the postponed games
grave glen
El Classico 
grave glen
lime mica
😆
feral palm
Breaking reports: 8️⃣ will be the number of Miralem Pjanic
grave glen
Oo
torn ermine
lime mica
grave glen
lime mica
SofaScore says 1-0 Huesca, tf
grave glen
Oof
grim thicket
Wut?
grave glen
grim thicket
31-32? Is it basketball?
light void
grave glen
Wrong channel lol
light void
He sent a basketball emoji right after he sent the message bud
grim thicket
Yeah didn't notice
grave glen
grim thicket
Emoji took its sweet time to load
grave glen
oof
feral palm
Pjanic presentation is on thursday
grave glen
Ooh
grim thicket
Lmao
But really wut happened to Suarez to Juve links?
Heard he was taking the Italian citizenship test
tepid hemlock
if juve was united: "We were never on him, all media and agents, after Giroud all along"
seems like he can't get the compensation/release he wants, so no go
grave glen
Oof
grim thicket
But really wut did Barca do new?
They still have all their old peeps except vidal maybe
Ya they got a few quality youngsters but it feels the same again
grave glen
cause theyve only played 1 match
grim thicket
I'm not talking about how they r playing
The squad atmosphere is still the same with all the old players
We'll have to wait and see if Koeman actually is gonna change anything or was that all talk
grave glen
mhm
feral palm
@grim thicket Suarez taking his test on thursday
cosmic parcel
suarez cramming hard rn
grave glen
•We should sell Semedo, Vidal, Neto and Umtiti this summer
•We should also stop playing Suarez, Busquets, Rakitic as much
• Promote a few La Masia prospects to first team, Ansu, Riqui, Araujo, Peña, at least
• Sign Yan Couto for the B Team, and play Matheus Fernandes a lot for them too.
• Bring Emerson here early this summer, and have Roberto and him rotate
• Convince Eric Garcia to come back with a new sporting project.
• Instead of wasting time on Lautaro who Inter clearly do not want to sell, bring in Alexander Isak
• Bartomeu and the board, call early election
@feral palm Alexander Isak would be very nice
feral palm
Damn you went searching for that
grave glen
Yes
feral palm
Idk when I said that lmao
feral palm
I still stand by that
grave glen
I am from Sweden so he is my favorite player after Leo Messi
grave glen
Not anymore really beacuse he is to old and doesnt play in the national team anymore
He is more of an icon
With too old i mean in a way it feels like he isnt an active footballer
potent spade
I don't think Isak is ready
They should get Depay
Depay is good and cheap
Cause his contract is running out
torn ermine
Why would you not play Suarez
@grave glen koeman doesnt want him 🤷
grave glen
yes
lime mica
Instagram
topaz crest
is this a vid?
grave glen
Yes
torn ermine
you cant play it in discord, you have to open ig @topaz crest
anyway, what a dribble by trincao 🔥
torn ermine
Sprite sent me this
@lime mica i miss him 😭
lime mica
:(
daring flint
•We should sell Semedo, Vidal, Neto and Umtiti this summer
•We should also stop playing Suarez, Busquets, Rakitic as much
• Promote a few La Masia prospects to first team, Ansu, Riqui, Araujo, Peña, at least
• Sign Yan Couto for the B Team, and play Matheus Fernandes a lot for them too.
• Bring Emerson here early this summer, and have Roberto and him rotate
• Convince Eric Garcia to come back with a new sporting project.
• Instead of wasting time on Lautaro who Inter clearly do not want to sell, bring in Alexander Isak
• Bartomeu and the board, call early election
i mean imo isak could be a very good option the guys tall af and has pace but imo we should do what guardiola did when he first came he started selling the old players (including the stars like ronaldinho) and promote youngsters
well maybe not all of them
i mean maybe if messi left it wouldve been a good thing for us overall
torn ermine
•We should sell Semedo, Vidal, Neto and Umtiti this summer
•We should also stop playing Suarez, Busquets, Rakitic as much
• Promote a few La Masia prospects to first team, Ansu, Riqui, Araujo, Peña, at least
• Sign Yan Couto for the B Team, and play Matheus Fernandes a lot for them too.
• Bring Emerson here early this summer, and have Roberto and him rotate
• Convince Eric Garcia to come back with a new sporting project.
• Instead of wasting time on Lautaro who Inter clearly do not want to sell, bring in Alexander Isak
• Bartomeu and the board, call early election
i mean imo isak could be a very good option the guys tall af and has pace but imo we should do what guardiola did when he first came he started selling the old players (including the stars like ronaldinho) and promote youngsters
@daring flint I hope all of these happen. Btw, nice list here
👍
grave glen
Yeah I really like it
feral palm
I wnna update it tho I posted it a few months ago
grave glen
Promoting the la mesia prospects to the first team is a good idea
Some of them are already promoted now I think
feral palm
Not Officially
But they will be for Joan Gamper
Annoying that this year's is against Elche
Like why couldn't it be a decent team like Villarreal or Sevilla
daring flint
bruh imagine if these happen
grave glen
Barca would be on fire
daring flint
watching old guardiola days barca was fucking amazing
tepid hemlock
whats wrong with Neto as a backup? unless he's crying about first team chances
daring flint
neto is a good backup
tepid hemlock
he's a pretty decent keeper, not even old iirc?
daring flint
but his form
been shit
since he came to barca
he isnt playing that much
but whenever he is
he just makes a mistake
if he gets his form back
he will be amazing
feral palm
he's a pretty decent keeper, not even old iirc?
@tepid hemlock
I mean the goal that he conceded vs Nastic on Saturday...
Was a phenomenal goal but he didn't even attempt to save it
tepid hemlock
i mean, cillasen was good before barca, as was neto.. :P
on one hand, when spanish teams tried rotating 2 keepers between comps, they played well but someone was always crying about game time
on the other hand, bench keepers drop in form
🤷🏼♂️
light void
Annoying that this year's is against Elche
@feral palm last year's against arsenal was pretty good
The Suarez goal was fire
torn ermine
It's my list
@feral palm sorry mate , but still great list 🙏
feral palm
on one hand, when spanish teams tried rotating 2 keepers between comps, they played well but someone was always crying about game time
@tepid hemlock
Claudio Bravo moment
grave glen
Lol
daring flint
no it wasnt a good goal
he shouldve saved it
i mean good effort and all
but jeez
your playing for barca
u were also valencias number one keeper
grim thicket
When is ter stegen returning from injury?
feral palm
november
grave glen
Neto
feral palm
no it wasnt a good goal
@daring flint
eh if neto tried to save it it wouldve been a brilliant goal, if anything neto made the goal look worse but it was niice
feral palm
he defo could have
torn ermine
if we kept claudio bravo as our starter back in the day, we could lose ter stegen that time
luckily they realized ter stegen is younger and got more potential
daring flint
i mean we ruined claudio bravos career though
feral palm
no we didnt
he chose to leave
he wanted more game time
so he went to be City's #1
daring flint
when you are one of the worlds best goalkeepers you would expect to be playing ucl
ter stagen shouldve been the one playing la liga
and he shouldve been the one playing ucl
but still
terstagen is the man he is today because of that
bruh u have been typing for the 3 minutes
feral palm
im updatin the list
torn ermine
I still remember bravo was called the wall during his prime day
feral palm
Updated List
• Sell Rakitic (Done), Vidal (Done), Suarez, Umtiti, Semedo, Todibo, Wague, Miranda, Rafinha, O. Busquets
• Demote Busquets to a Bench Role
• Promote Ansu, Riqui, Araujo, Pena to First Team.
• Breakout Season for Ilaix and Konrad.
• Loan Fernandes, Monchu, Akieme and Collado to European Teams for 1 Year with No Buy Option.
• Bring Emerson to Barca. Rotate him with Roberto.
• Prioritise B Team development of Abe, Cuenca, Reis and Pereira.
• Prioritise First Team development of Fati, Pedri, Puig, Trincao, Frenkie and Dembele.
• Improve the Brazilian Scouting Team. In recent years, our signings from the Brazilian league include Marlon, Douglas, Vitinho, Novaes, Arthur, Emerson and Fernandes..none of which have succeeded here, while we missed out on Richarlison, Joao Pedro, David Neres, Militao, Antony, and Gabriel Jesus. We need players with potential like that, not a money laundering business. We also failed to sign Bruno Guimaraes, Martinelli, Gabriel Magalhaes, Vinicius, and Luiz Felipe.
• Sign a Left Back to replace Alba. Firpo isn't First Team Quality. Grimaldo or Gaya may work.
• Sign a Right Back to replace Semedo. Either bring Emerson in, or sign Cancelo, Dest or Pablo Maffeo (Stuttgart on loan at Huesca)
• Sign 2 Center Backs. Upamecano, Pau Torres, Eric Garcia should be the three under watch.
• Sign a Striker that can also play on the Left. Depay is perfect for this role.
• Bartomeu must call early elections. Victor Font take over please.
• Guardiola would be the best Sporting Director ever.
• Puyol as Head of La Masia 
• Xavi as Manager 
torn ermine
@feral palm I think you should leak it on twitter or any social so it reaches to barcelona
feral palm
grim thicket
Where did these Lautaro and real madrid links originate? Came as a shocker lmao
Perez had already said no buys this summer
I would've been hella pissed if he went after lautaro over camavinga
Seems like everybdy has confirmed it's false rumours
grave glen
Yeah I thought he was mostly going to Barcelona
tepid hemlock
just making
the annoying emoji
in the list
go the hell away
sorry :]
decent list, if a bit.. fan biased
some of those are more FM territory than IRL for a club in barca's supposed stature
if they start playing their B prospects regularly without capable veterans for mentoring and rotation, eek
thorny kiln
his agent said he will stay at inter according to romano.
grave glen
Yeah
lime mica
Doggo!
light void
😍
feral palm
Arturo Vidal just accidentally went live on instagram for about 2 seconds
I got a screenshot before it ended
HE JUST DID IT AGAIN HAHAHA
lime mica
LMAOOOOOOOO
Imma just go ahead and nab those
kind of reminds me of the time I was watching Grizi stream FM and nabbed these when he was losing
turns out he's awful at FM
grave glen
Lol
feral palm
BREAKING 🚨 
🚨
Memphis Depay will sign for FC Barcelona. Official presentation should already take place later this week.
SOURCE: @MikeVerweij 🇳🇱🥇
lime mica
lime mica
Depay for 25m is an incredible steal
tepid hemlock
end of contract and i THINK united has a similar buyback clause in his contract
so maybe that factors in, dunno
grave glen
Oh damn
grim thicket
Hey we got a friendly against getafe tomorrow
Wait Asensio is injured again?
Oh its a short term one
Knee injury
grim thicket
Ya man....his injuries r starting to worry me now
The ACL one was a bit too long
He came back well tho
Scored a goal on his first touch back
feral palm
yeah i was happy for him
grave glen
Oh no
lime mica
yh sociedad really screwed his injuries
lime mica
Instagram
torn ermine
@feral palm do you think alena is a great addition to us?
i think he plays very well tbh
winter shore
I don't have any idea what he is expecting from the club
Should have stayed at juve
torn ermine
yes
arthur should have stay
we just lose our potential midfielder
but arthur discipline is quite bad sometimes
winter shore
Yuo
Let's see against Girona
Koeman has me on the ropes, I can't wait to see more barca
torn ermine
please, i dont want anymore humiliation in UCL
at least lose with close game
not humiliation, im tired 😭
grave glen
Bro Koeman is gonna get sacked
When did Barca ever back their managers
Sacked Setien before allowing him to make signings
hybrid python
Lol KoeMan Is Going to get sacked
grave glen
He is lmao
hybrid python
young thistle
you say that, yet the last two managers went to complete shitfests.
hybrid python
Valverde was kinda good
torn ermine
we have too many front lines
hybrid python
Suarez is leaving
torn ermine
tbf, valverde was not as bad as we think he was. He is just not that good vocally to his players
hybrid python
Koeman is good man
torn ermine
hopefully
hybrid python
Papa Koeman will win us titles
torn ermine
he is impressed by alena
torn ermine
so im impressed that he sees potential coming out from alena
hybrid python
Do ya know araujo is the fastest defender in the Europe rn
hybrid python
Yes just check
torn ermine
I just hope he will become like puyol in terms of charisma and leadership
we need someone like puyol
subtle lion
Ohhh that formation explains 8-2 got it
torn ermine
🤡
feral palm
grave glen
funny fact: Pjanic looks older than him
grave glen
lol
grave glen
haha
Do ya know araujo is the fastest defender in the Europe rn
@hybrid python yes better than pique ngl
feral palm
BREAKING 🚨 🚨
LUIS SUAREZ TO JUVENTUS HAS FALLEN THROUGH!
He cannot achieve dual Italian nationality before October 6th. He has other options on the table.
Source: @gerardromero @rac1 🇪🇸🥇
Se queda
hybrid python
grave glen
BREAKING 🚨 :barcelona: 🚨
LUIS SUAREZ TO JUVENTUS HAS FALLEN THROUGH!
He cannot achieve dual Italian nationality before October 6th. He has other options on the table.
Source: @gerardromero @rac1 🇪🇸🥇
@feral palm NOOOOO'
feral palm
Sorry guys
More bad news
BREAKING 🚨 🚨
Arturo Vidal's transfer to Inter Milan has been paused. He can not move to Inter, or fly to Milan until Diego Godin's transfer out of the club is finalised. Everything has stopped.
Source: @moillorens @espn 🇪🇸🥇
All 11 who started at Bayern
Are still in the team
lime mica
oh dear
grim thicket
wut bad news?
apparently it was mostly our academy guys
man i have high hopes for Blanco and Arribas
feral palm
Barcelona bad news
1 - Suarez to Juve collapsed
2 - Vidal to Inter paused
3 -
3 is... Well.. 3 is the kit for 2021/22
grim thicket
Vidal to Inter is almost done no?
lmao that kit is uglier than our kit this year
fabrizio said vidal signing was just hours away...why did it get paused
torn ermine
that is a mess
its like you combine bunch of screenshot of barca's kit and out it into 1
ffs
torn ermine
young thistle
Rakitic scores in the 96th minute to win it for Sevilla. Welcome home goat!
feral palm
Sorry bro it's not
feral palm
Convinced Barcelona board is just doing a challenge at this point
To see how depressed they can make us
light void
what is that kit
@grave glen
feral palm
grave glen
grim thicket
Whoa the Lyon chief claims that Barca can't afford Depay
Don't they have 30m?
Also Suarez and Vidal staying
So wtf changed??!!
It's all the same
feral palm
Yep
Welcome to barcelona
Suarez and Vidal not leaving yet
No depay
Same XI from bayern
And a shitty kit
grim thicket
Ya lmao
Atleast Trincao and fati may be bright spots
And puig
They still lack defence completely
Especially thin at the full backs
grave glen
lol
feral palm
feral palm
920 Socis showed up to Victor Fonts office to sign the motion TODAY.
That's ONE LOCATION
grave glen
dub
grave glen
less than
hybrid python
It puts the number of votes collected AT LEAST at 13,620 meaning that ~2880 more votes are needed. Come on Socis, it seemed impossible this morning but feasible now
We can get this
grim thicket
Awww...Barto is gone?
grave glen
lol yes
grim thicket
But why?
grave glen
that kit is fire too
grim thicket
He was so great
grave glen
to go to madri@grim thicket
grim thicket
Naw man we good here
grim thicket
I thought Barto was our gift to u
And if u do wanna give us a gift so much keep Barto as President
grave glen
grim thicket
Bartto is a club legend man
Absolute best President ever
How can u just tell hi to fk off?
He is a club legend for gods sake
hybrid python
light void
@feral palm looks slightly better on the edit
grim thicket
Barto is as much a club legend as Messi
Messi took barca to the heights, Barto brought them down
light void
This should connect imo
grim thicket
Lmao
Can't do that I think
And wut happened to Laporta? Wasn't he also a candidate?
grim thicket
I see Barto staying u know
grim thicket
Like I'm not even joking
grim thicket
Socis might get paid to vote for barto
feral palm
so he might be convincin ppl
barto cant run again
and any member of his board will be looked at just like him
grim thicket
No I mean they don't get the impeachment off
grim thicket
Ya that's why
grim thicket
I'm not even kidding when I say he maybe president again
feral palm
by members who dont live in barcelona
and altho majority allowed it, bartomeu didnt want that
and it never succeeded
and now
this whole motion needs to be signed in person
grim thicket
Ya...like that I think it is very possible
grim thicket
Yeah
tepid hemlock
his puppet can do as he says though
feral palm
ppl abroad cant sign much
grim thicket
He can run for reelection if he doesn't get kicked out
grim thicket
Yeah
tepid hemlock
yeah, he did like the max terms possible
grim thicket
If they don't get the impeachment off he can run again next year
feral palm
he will be gone by summer but we want him gone before this season starts
grim thicket
Obviously not this year
grim thicket
Barca have a max term limit?
feral palm
yep
grim thicket
Barto has been here since 2015 right?
light void
Imagine if font is worse than barto
feral palm
mhm
grim thicket
Imagine if font is worse than barto
@light void I was thinking so too
feral palm
how much worse can we get
grim thicket
Wut if he is currying favour now
feral palm
we hit rock bottom a few weeks ago
light void
how much worse can we get
@feral palm not even europa
grim thicket
Well u guys haven't reached Ac milan worse yet...so ask those guys
feral palm
we just gotta trust in someone
font has the right ideas
even things as small as allowing Motions of no confidence to be e-signed
grim thicket
But wut if he is currying favour now and his 'game-changing' financial proposals don't work
And then he goes back to the old ways
grim thicket
Ya but u gotta look at both sides of the coin
Everybdy is thinking that victor font will come and be the saviour and all, but wut if he is not? Wut then?
Wut if he really is worse than Bartomeu
feral palm
what do u expect me to say its an impossible question to answer
could be the same for lapota
grim thicket
Barca's LaLiga season starts from this season right?
feral palm
for anyone thats running
grim thicket
But Laporta has proven to be good before
grim thicket
I'd say Laporta is the better bet than font
feral palm
just that we know font has his ideas and the backing of xavi..puyol and other club legends
grim thicket
Font is unknown still
So when does Barca's season start?
We start at Sept 21 against Real Sociedad
feral palm
im not fully sure
probably then too
Girona tomorrow
Elche saturday
and then its time
grim thicket
Friendly or liga?
I think Barca starts their season in week 1
Our Getafe game got postponed
grim thicket
Wuts the Joan gamper trophy?
grave glen
bruh
grim thicket
Barca start with Villareal
feral palm
the annual exhibition match for the squad of that season
normally against an international team
grim thicket
So barca vs anybody?
feral palm
been against Arsenal, Boca Juniors, Chapocoense in recent years
now we're stuck with Elche 
feral palm
bc travel restrictions
grim thicket
Yah
feral palm
but why not another la liga team even
grim thicket
So it's basically also a friendly?
feral palm
yep
grim thicket
Ya why don't real madrid and Barca play the exhibition?
Would be much more entertaining
feral palm
bc theyre meant to be winnable games
grim thicket
Lol
grim thicket
U really don't have confidence in ur squad man
Imagine if Elche put up a strong performance tho
Man would that be embarrassing
Has Barca ever lost the exhibition?
feral palm
we lost in 2012
2009
2005
only those 3 times in the current format
2012 - Sampdoria 1-0 loss
2009 - Man City 1-0 loss
2005 - Juventus 2-2 loss (Penalties)
grim thicket
So Juve and city were okay losses ig, altho 09 City was pretty bad
But wut happened in 2012 lmao
That was prime tiki taka time
How tf did they lose to Sampdoria of all teams
lime mica
well we almost lost last year
but were saved by one of my favourite own goals I've seen live
feral palm
BREAKING 🚨 🚨
Matheus Fernandes presentation as a Barcelona player will be next Thursday if things go smoothly.
Source: @gerardromero @rac1 🇪🇸🥇
grim thicket
Who did Barca play last year?
grave glen
Ooo
grave glen
No, Barca do these like presentations showing the players right and they do skills with the ball..
grave glen
Oh god
grim thicket
Lmao wut skills did Braithwaite show?
lime mica
grim thicket
Lmao y does Barca even do this
Braithwaite humiliation was kinda expected but ousmane??!!
grave glen
yeah
grave glen
Nah this ain’t it
dark stag
Elche are one of a few team in spain, like Barca have their start delayed because they were in the playoffs until a couple weeks ago
basically them or Girona
But bcuz of fucking Pere Milla and his las second goal for Elche (Catalan Lleida boi) ... it's elche not Girona in primera
topaz crest
yeah
grave glen
Lmao
hybrid python
14,100 signatures have been collected so far in the motion of no confidence against Bartomeu. With one day left, they need to reach 16,500.
topaz crest
same thing twice ok
feral palm
Aaaa it's gonna be so agonizingly close
grim thicket
Ig ousmane's butt was too big for the rainbow
topaz crest
who all can vote?
feral palm
Members of the club
The ppl who have a paid subscription
And there's tens of thousands of them
topaz crest
people dont want him out?
feral palm
But a lot of them A: don't live in Barcelona (and you need to sign the forms in person) and B: are lazy fucks who voted for him in the first place
Bartomeu rejected the proposal to allow e-voting for club elections and motions
feral palm
Always was
And now we're in the middle of a pandemic
So the people who do live in Spain and catalonia
feral palm
(As they should) are more concerned about their health when goin out than signing some papers
topaz crest
yeah, of course
feral palm
Well it was a vote for the e-voting
Lemme find the stats
It needed 66% and it got 59.9%
topaz crest
fairly close
but why would people other than barto vote against it
does he have henchmen
feral palm
Yep
topaz crest
lmao there could be a movie on this
feral palm
Hopefully victor font funds one if he is elected
But Laporta is the favorite
One thing I've noticed
Is fans and members don't seem to be the same
At all
topaz crest
the members are loyal to barto?
feral palm
Well that they don't seem to have the passion of fans
Or the desire for change
Oh.
My.
Fucking.
God.
Arturo Vidal just showed up at training 
topaz crest
barca are mudded
grave glen
tepid hemlock
of course not, they are essentially share holders in a way
they don't have the same interest as fans, exactly
grim thicket
Arturo Vidal just showed up at training :aPES_Sob:
@feral palm so it's official he ain't leaving?
I heard suarez staying was official now
feral palm
No he probably still is but showing up for training means it's not done yet and now we're stuck with him for even longer
grim thicket
Ya
feral palm
And Suarez is evaluating his options but it looks like he's staying
grim thicket
Maybe the January transfer window then
Some problem with the paper works or something
torn ermine
didnt they terminate suarez contract? @feral palm
grim thicket
No
feral palm
We can't buy if we don't sell and the people we want and need to sell don't want to leave bc our board gave them outrageous contracts
grim thicket
Barca's wage structure needs to be cleaned up
feral palm
@torn ermine nope they couldn't pay his severance
grim thicket
So does our wage structure
torn ermine
some media said we cant buy depay if we dont sell some to balance the spending
grim thicket
Yah
feral palm
By Ramon Planes and Koeman too
feral palm
Mhm
grim thicket
Do u guys need Depay?
feral palm
It's not Depay that's the issue
torn ermine
its hard, idk what to say about depay
feral palm
It's suarez
It's umtiti
It's alba
It's semedo
It's bartomeu and his board
grim thicket
I mean the role that Depay plays is already fulfilled by atleast 3 players on ur team
feral palm
Bc of these gargantuan contracts we're now stuck and can't make any signings or transfers
torn ermine
depay doesnt hype me up but also doesnt disappoint me
grim thicket
Namely Griezmann, Messi, Coutinho in the order of how well they play that role
feral palm
Idc about Depay to Barca I rlly dont
torn ermine
kinda agree tbh @grim thicket
grim thicket
All three can play second striker so why get another one
feral palm
But we're going into a new season with the exact same fucking defence bc our board is too incompetent to sell them
torn ermine
idc about depay either lol
grim thicket
Whoa Cules and Madridistas agreeing? Wut is this? Armageddon? Lol
torn ermine
But we're going into a new season with the exact same fucking defence bc our board is too incompetent to sell them
@feral palm this ^