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subtle lion
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I no have money to pay taxi

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What am I gonna do!

torn ermine
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What am I gonna do!
@subtle lion work 👍

subtle lion
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I hate working surely we can work something out ; )

lime mica
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Celta [1] - 1 Gijón

plain lily
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Barça are close to signing Memphis Depay. Barça will pay €25m to Lyon for the Dutch. [La Vanguardia]

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@potent spade

potent spade
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25m??

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wtf

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how lmao

plain lily
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Is cheap

potent spade
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hes worth like double that

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its probably cause his contract situation

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he doesnt want to extend

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and it ends after next season

lime mica
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An actually good transfer link???
No way...

grave glen
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what

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impossible

torn ermine
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pedri and trincao will play a small amount of time

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:((

feral palm
torn ermine
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I couldnt even imagine that

grave glen
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Weird seeing that. Would be cool to see, but idk, I can’t see him joining Barca

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e

torn ermine
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@grave glen just want to ask, was he good at united?

grave glen
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He was decent, bit underrated imo since I felt like he had a lot of potential, but happy to see how his new transfer made him, into an amazing player

torn ermine
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He was decent, bit underrated imo since I felt like he had a lot of potential, but happy to see how his new transfer made him, into an amazing player
@grave glen ahh okay, thanks

feral palm
torn ermine
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what happened? @feral palm

feral palm
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england fans

torn ermine
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Lol

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bear with it

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they are like ultras basically

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but passionate

grave glen
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yeah

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its coming home!

grave glen
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Saying “it’s coming home” is cursed. 😳

feral palm
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Frontline Depth

Left Wing: Depay, Fati, Dembele, Pedri
Central: Griezmann, Depay, Braithwaite
Right Wing: Messi, Trincao, Dembele

alpine socket
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well well

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griez and messi would be fixed

torn ermine
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wtf, thats too many players on the front line

feral palm
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Maybe I'm just desperate at this point

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But the two most linked Fullbacks for Barca have both scored this international break

feral palm
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Poor grizzo

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Confidence is shattered

zenith estuary
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@fringe galleon @grave glen

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About time Fab finally said something about this

fringe galleon
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@zenith estuary kekw

zenith estuary
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@fringe galleon

grave glen
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Memphis Depay at Barca? Has its ups and downs

quaint gull
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Don't memphis and Griezmann plays similarly?

grim thicket
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barca really screwing again

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they already have a horde of second strikers

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they got girezmann and messi, coutinho who plays as a CAM.....ytf r they going after depay

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it would make more sense for them to get Dembele to replace suarez

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or maybe, Aouar at Cm to pair with frenkie and riqui puig

topaz crest
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frenkie aouar and puig?

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sounds like a bad idea

quaint gull
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None of them are that big of a threat in the final half

daring flint
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griezzman seems depressed

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he doesnt have any confidince

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3 penalties missed in a row

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long hair griezzman form is bad

topaz crest
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all in the haircut

tepid hemlock
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reverse samson

quaint gull
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messi leaving would've made grizi and coutinho happy... But sad hours waiting

grave glen
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Hi

grave glen
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hi and yes

grim thicket
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frenkie aouar and puig?
@topaz crest why? Aouar and Puig r hard working no. 8s, and Frenkie can play in Busquets role as a DM

topaz crest
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frenkie pushes up

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aouar pushes up

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puig pushes up

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none of them are physically dominating

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or particularly tall

feral palm
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Our midfielders have never been tall tho

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Other than busi

topaz crest
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busquets is a joke physically

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also yall wanna play double pivot

feral palm
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Double pivot is the most fitting midfield system to use this season

topaz crest
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it works well with one solid DM and one box to box / playmaker

feral palm
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Frenkie and Pjanic will be interesting to see together

feral palm
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Anyone want the weed?

torn ermine
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it looks great tbh

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since we have too many front line

feral palm
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I like the triangles on that lineup

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Thiago - Messi - Coutinho

torn ermine
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we might need to adapt on this one

feral palm
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De Jong - Coutinho - Depay

torn ermine
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because we are not good at defending tbh

feral palm
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Dembele - Depay - Griezmann

topaz crest
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that looks like a really overcrowded CAM spot

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5 people will be lurking there

lilac vault
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Thiagowenger

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Put Gini there

torn ermine
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dembele should play, please

feral palm
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Nah we're okay thank you though

torn ermine
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dembele is our next star if he is fit

lilac vault
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It's not on you tho lookatme

grim thicket
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Dembele is unreliable tho...he may be great long term if he ever is able to recuperate from getting constantly injured

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Frenkie pushes up at barca becoz Busquets plays the DM

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At Ajax he used to work as a deep lying player while VDB pushed up

torn ermine
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dembele has scored some crucial goal, so im pretty sure he will be more reliable

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hopefully

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he needs experience more

grim thicket
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I'm not saying unreliable in way of talent

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He definitely has talent

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But u gotta consider so far in 3 seasons he has just played around 50 games

torn ermine
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frenkie loves to push from back line to front line, very crucial to us

grim thicket
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And how does Depay and grizzy work together?

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Both r second strikers

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Both need a more physical forward in front to work with

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Depay had dembele at lyon

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Grizzy had the same, a target man system at atleti

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Basically Depay grizzy Coutinho and messi work in the same space on the field

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So who compensates?

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Messi is def not gonna be the on to compromise on his playstyle

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On paper based on individual talent, this is a beastly squad, but do they work together?

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I don't think so

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And I don't see Barca ever using 3atb, like ever

torn ermine
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On paper based on individual talent, this is a beastly squad, but do they work together?
@grim thicket i dont think it is a great chemistry*** yet***

grim thicket
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Yes ofc

torn ermine
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i dont think we will play 3 CB tbh

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we still got fullbacks

grim thicket
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But how does it work, like I said, on that lineup there r 4 players playing in the same area on the field, so who compromises

torn ermine
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there is no way we could just bench them

grim thicket
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Who r ur fullbacks now tho?

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Firpo has been meh

torn ermine
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emerson, firpo, jordi, semedo, roberto (sometimes)

grim thicket
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Jordi is old, he'll need to be replaced so I'm not considering him

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Roberto is good at RB, but he is much better as a no. 8 of the bench

torn ermine
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i mean like firpo is still not a starter quality

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our fullbacks are not that good defensively

grim thicket
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Emerson plays which side?

torn ermine
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right

grim thicket
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Barca need to focus on getting a left back then

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Ytf did they give up on cucurella?

torn ermine
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our fullbacks are fast, sure. But we are not good defensively

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too many holes

grim thicket
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And grimaldo

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Grimaldo would've been the perfect Jordi Alba replacement imo

torn ermine
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yeah, they sold cucu iirc

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which is crazy tbh

grim thicket
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Cucurella was so dangerous for getafe

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He was like their star player

torn ermine
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yeah

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ikr

grim thicket
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Lots of holes in the Barca squad, no balance at all

torn ermine
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also jordi alba was from la masia, then he moved to valencia, then came back to barca again

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maybe the same case will happen to cucu

grim thicket
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No solid defender to rely on...

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Ya but again while cucu was a beast on offense and the press he isn't very reliable defensively

torn ermine
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we need defense man

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our front line is already okay

grim thicket
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Gone r the days of Puyol and prime busi

torn ermine
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our defense are just not solid

hybrid python
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Board room says fans will not accept wijnaldum

grim thicket
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our front line is already okay
@torn ermine the front line still lacks any chemistry at all

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How does Depay and grizzy work together?

hybrid python
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Depay LW

grim thicket
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Like I said both r second strikerz

torn ermine
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we have missed the important part in the squad which is puyol

hybrid python
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Depay is a versatile player

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He can play 4 positions

grim thicket
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Depay is never the talismanic striker tho

hybrid python
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Lol

grim thicket
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Dembele does that for lyon

hybrid python
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Has scored more than benzema

grim thicket
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And Depay works off him to create for lyon

hybrid python
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In past 3 seasons

grim thicket
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Ofc he has, we have that prblm at striker

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Ronaldo was our talismanic striker, all our frontline is playmakers now

hybrid python
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Madrid attack i see as a doubt Ngl

grim thicket
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Ya ofc

hybrid python
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OKAY you got youngsters

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But Benz needs a experience partner

grim thicket
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We have created lots of chances but Benzema the only one who is reliable to get at the end of those through balls and crosses

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Yah

hybrid python
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Your midfield star was Casimir

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Casemiro

grim thicket
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Kroos is so underrated man

hybrid python
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Defend Ramos

grim thicket
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He is our primary offence starter

hybrid python
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Attack benz

grim thicket
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Our defence is absolutely solid tho and we have balance in the team

hybrid python
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Idk I used to love isco but he has lost his magic nowadays

grim thicket
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Isco worked becoz again he had Ronaldo to finish his plays

hybrid python
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Isco used to play so good

feral palm
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What we discussin

hybrid python
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Madrid squad this season

feral palm
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Have they signed anyone yet

hybrid python
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They haven't signed any player for the 1st time since like 10 years

feral palm
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Theyve taken Odegaard back early

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That's as good as any signing

hybrid python
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Yah

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But defence

grim thicket
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We r solid at defence

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I actually have no worries about that

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Our midfield is also kinda deep, we got wingers

feral palm
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Who's backup RB

grim thicket
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Odriozola

feral palm
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Who was it this season

grim thicket
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He has been called back

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Nacho

hybrid python
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Na I mean whenever Ramos doesn't plays you guys struggle a bit

grim thicket
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Ya, but then Casemiro takes the helm

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He does the needed work

hybrid python
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He won 5 trophies lol this year by playing only 10 games

feral palm
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Who's your replacement for modric

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Fede?

hybrid python
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Valverde

grim thicket
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Fede Ode tandem

feral palm
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It's modric last season right

hybrid python
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Ye

grim thicket
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Ya

feral palm
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Gonna be a shame to see him go

hybrid python
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So kroos won't play now?

grim thicket
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Ya he is a legend man

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Kroos Fede Ode gonna rotate imo

hybrid python
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Coz ødegarrd is back

grim thicket
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Give them all a breather

feral palm
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What age is benz

grim thicket
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32

feral palm
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When's his contract up

grim thicket
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I hope Jovic finally fits in

feral palm
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Or is he gonna renew

grim thicket
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Dunno about that but he definitely gonna renew

feral palm
hybrid python
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Jovic is he good now?

grim thicket
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I hope he gets good

feral palm
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The day Carvajal and Benz leave imma be happy

grim thicket
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Y bruh?

hybrid python
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Lol

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Ramos is going to retire in 2 years

grim thicket
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Ya Militao is a good replacement tho

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Definitely not Ramos leadership

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But he is good on the ball, has good long passes and good header

hybrid python
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But 1 thing about him is that he lacks passing

grim thicket
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He passes well bruh

hybrid python
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Bruh he losses possession sometimes

grim thicket
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I think Fede will be our future captain

hybrid python
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Not really

grim thicket
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Ya he is young and will develop with more game time

hybrid python
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I guess courtois

grim thicket
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Nah, fede got that killer mentality like ramos

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Courtois is good, but he isn't a leader

hybrid python
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Wbu Vinicius kekw

grim thicket
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Great player hope he develops into something special, but again not a leader

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Fede and Casemiro the only ones who got that leadership mentality imo

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Vinicius already was making chipshots go in last season, hope he can improve his finishing even further

hybrid python
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Yeah lmao

grim thicket
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And I am hoping for a decent season from Asensio....maybe he can take the scoring load off benz a little

hybrid python
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1%chance 99% hope for finishing

grim thicket
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Vincius is dangerous on the dribble tho

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He is super fast and a great dribbler

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I can see him improving his finishing this season if he puts in the work

feral palm
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@grim thicket I don't like benzema, carvajal, Marcelo or ramos so I'ma be happy when they leave

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But I respect how good Marcelo and ramos are

grim thicket
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Bruh why don't u like em?

feral palm
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So it'll be bittersweet when they go

torn ermine
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Kroos is so good man, he is underrated nowadays @grim thicket

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nobody seems to notice him much

feral palm
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Idk I'm a Barca fan im just wired to dislike em lol

grim thicket
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Ya like I said, Kroos starts our offence, he is the key to midfield control for us

feral palm
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The newer wave of players are more likeable

grim thicket
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When Kroos and Casemiro have a bad game we suffer

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Idk I'm a Barca fan im just wired to dislike em lol
@feral palm lol tru

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Altho I never had any dislike towards any Barca player, I celebrated when Neymar left

feral palm
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Kroos, Valverde, Odegaard, Casemiro, Mendy, Varane, Jovic, Hazard, Rodrygo, Odriozola..

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I like those a lot

grim thicket
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Eh, Odriozola isn't starter quality imo

feral palm
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Over time I'll dislike em

grim thicket
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Lol

feral palm
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Bc thats how it works

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But I like them now

grim thicket
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Ya tru man

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We have a match in 15 mins now

feral palm
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Same

torn ermine
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everyone call every rivalry as clasico

feral palm
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Wait who, real? @grim thicket

torn ermine
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just shows how big our rivalry is

grim thicket
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No inter petrolero

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DEL

feral palm
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Oh haha

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Ireland playing in 15 mins

grim thicket
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Ya I really love our rivalry tho

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One isnt complete without the other

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That's why I'd hate to see it if Barca went into ac milan/arsenal territory

feral palm
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I think it's important for El Clasico to have the Two faces or else it's devoid of personality

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Messi vs Ronaldo

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Now it's Messi vs Ramos

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When Messi goes who do we have? Nobody lol

grim thicket
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Ya....like BuLi or Ligue 1

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No real rivalry there

torn ermine
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I miss those days when Messi vs Ronaldo

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what a day for me

feral palm
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Dembele vs Rodrygo

grim thicket
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Messi vs Ronaldo was the rivalry of a lifetime

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I don't see anybdy coming close

feral palm
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De Jong vs Odegaard

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Puig vs Valverde

hybrid python
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Well

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De jong vs valverde

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FDJ will win

red hollow
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FDJ will win
@hybrid python kekw kekw kekw kekw

quaint gull
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Mbappe vs lautaro in 3 years👀

red hollow
feral palm
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Coutinho makes the best wallpapers

grave glen
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yes

red hollow
hybrid python
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What has your valverde achieved lolkekw

light void
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He got MOTM in El clasico bro

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Bigger than a UCL trophy

hybrid python
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Facts Facts

lime mica
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haha

icy crypt
lime mica
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nice role

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you have so little value the gif doesn't even show up properly. massive L imo.

subtle lion
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I thought it was legit

lime mica
icy crypt
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Ohhh that's why my gif didn't show up

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There's a picture of a young Fati wearing a Real Madrid shirt

lime mica
hybrid python
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Lol get tf outta here

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Fati is our talent

icy crypt
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Well, sure

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But he still wore a Madrid shirt 😉

lime mica
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yeah and Modric wore a Barca shirt so what's your point

icy crypt
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Yeah but Modric isn't our product

grave glen
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lol

feral palm
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He didn't start at barca

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So it was taken before he signed for us I'm assuming

torn ermine
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Fati was so class vs ukraine

hybrid python
torn ermine
novel mural
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Ramos did well too

red hollow
elfin flower
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Fati was so class vs ukraine
@torn ermine He went to God mode. Hopefully he remains same in the club matches

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Ramos did well too
@novel mural That header.... Classy

torn ermine
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@torn ermine He went to God mode. Hopefully he remains same in the club matches
@elfin flower we need to play him more, and we have so many front line rn, probably wont get play time as much as we expect

elfin flower
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Let's hope Koeman has better plans for him

light void
torn ermine
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that cyan color just doesnt fit with pink facepalm

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they make a great job on the away kit

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black and gold

light void
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idk how shit the pink looks since I cba to get my colourblindness glasses

torn ermine
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you are colorblind ramin? @light void

light void
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yes

torn ermine
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what color?

light void
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Deuteranopia

torn ermine
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ahh i see

grim thicket
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Which jerseys r this?

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Third kit?

hybrid python
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Barca

grim thicket
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Bruh

light void
torn ermine
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Third kit?
@grim thicket yes third kit

alpine socket
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This is why messi wanted to leave

light void
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The head looks so photoshopped lmao

torn ermine
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yeah

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it was so obvious

grim thicket
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Well they weren't really sure if he was staying so...

torn ermine
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Thiago could go to us, barca is trying to convince koeman to buy thiago instead of wijnaldum

tepid hemlock
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would he even want back to barca, all the mess in barca aside

feral palm
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Reports say he's open to it

torn ermine
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yeah he is open

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also barca was his childhood club

feral palm
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Yeah I know he's obviously a Bayern player and emotions for other clubs are stored away but it must have been bittersweet for him

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Nobody wants to see your childhood club be embarrassed so badly on a global stage

tepid hemlock
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i don't recall the circumstances of him leaving barca enough to say

feral palm
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He didn't have enough game time

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Was impossible to bench Xavi, Iniesta, and whoever else was there at the time

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Cesc

torn ermine
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He left barca because he wanted to iirc
And also barca at that time got strong competition in midfield, how can you start with iniesta, xavi, busquets and fabregas in your roster

feral palm
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Busquets

torn ermine
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@feral palm do you think roberto is still good? he always have some good matches, then suddenly just declining

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his midfield performance is good

feral palm
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I think it's fine to have him in the team

torn ermine
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very agile sometimes

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he is suprisingly agile

hybrid python
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But we want thiago

feral palm
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Roberto is the poor man's kimmich

hybrid python
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Koeman wants wijnadum and barca wants thiago

feral palm
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But he's fine in the team imo

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It's Semedo I want to offload

hybrid python
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Roberto is inconsistent

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Sometimes good Sometimes shitt

torn ermine
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yeah

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ikr

feral palm
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Semedo is shit 95% of the time

torn ermine
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I respect him that he is able to adapt in RB

hybrid python
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But he'll play as a midfielder nkw

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Now

feral palm
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No he won't

hybrid python
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Yes

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Koeman has include sergi in midfield

feral palm
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We have too many Midfielders and we have a lack of Fullbacks

hybrid python
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Included

feral palm
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Especially with wague probably leaving

hybrid python
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11 midfielders rn

feral palm
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Compared to last seasons 6

hybrid python
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I don't think so wague will leave

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Backup option for semedo

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Ngl I think we're going to see a 3 man defense

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Take a ss of this lol

feral palm
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Reports saying that Wague is one of the sales they wanna make this summer

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They're tryna make a few 10-20M signings

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Sales**

hybrid python
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Ye

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So if wague gets sold we can get dest

feral palm
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Rafinha, Todibo, Wague

€45M in the bank

torn ermine
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Rafinha, Todibo, Wague

€45M in the bank
@feral palm they want to sell these players?

hybrid python
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Wolves want todibo

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25M

torn ermine
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omg why?

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ffs

feral palm
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Yeah

hybrid python
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Rafinha 20M IG

torn ermine
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todibo and wague are good man

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fuck

hybrid python
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Todibo is classs

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Don't know bout wague

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Small guy

feral palm
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There's reports in Turkey that besiktas want Wague

torn ermine
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they were good against inter in group stage

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Inter senior team

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and we played our junior

hybrid python
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Come to besiktas lol

feral palm
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Wague played 5 times for Nice last season

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Less than 200 minutes

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Got 2 assists

torn ermine
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we need another puyol honestly

hybrid python
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Yes

torn ermine
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that passion he got

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was just the best

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very iconic

hybrid python
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Eric Garcia

feral palm
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Aight I got the list that Barca want to sell

torn ermine
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I always thought barta is gonna succeed puyol role

feral palm
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Luis Suárez
Arturo Vidal
Samuel Umtiti
Jean-Clair Todibo
Rafinha
Moussa Wague
Carles Aleñá
Juan Miranda
Oriol Busquets

hybrid python
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Okkkkk

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Alena will no get sold lmao 100 percent

torn ermine
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wow, they really are selling most of the la masia?

hybrid python
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Umtiti needs to leave

feral palm
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@hybrid python it's up to koeman

torn ermine
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Luis Suárez
Arturo Vidal
Samuel Umtiti
Jean-Clair Todibo
Rafinha
Moussa Wague
Carles Aleñá
Juan Miranda
Oriol Busquets
@feral palm are these players also including loan list?

feral palm
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With our overloaded midfield we're probably gonna lose someone we don't want to

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I don't know Freddy

hybrid python
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Rafinha

feral palm
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I can't see them putting Rafi back on loan

torn ermine
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okay

feral palm
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They will just sell him

torn ermine
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thanks rian for the list

feral palm
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Np

hybrid python
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Messi returns to training but makes it clear; he will not entertain any invitations to discuss his future unless there is a new president

torn ermine
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No news on barto? @hybrid python

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is there still a riot there?

hybrid python
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Not really everything going smoothly

torn ermine
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How far is your house to camp nou? @hybrid python 🤣

feral palm
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Cursed timeline

hybrid python
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15 minsss

torn ermine
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bruh 15 mins

hybrid python
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Oops moment

torn ermine
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lol, the admin has been smoking

feral palm
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As per

grave glen
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lol

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3rd kit

torn ermine
#

I will buy away kit for sure

#

even if im late to buy it

grave glen
#

yes

grave glen
#

no one:
barca: guess the dog

grave glen
red hollow
#

Barca's third kit

grave glen
#

lol

#

photoshop

red hollow
#

Bruh

zenith estuary
#

@grave glen kekw kekw kekw kekw

#

@grave glen gini masterclass tonight against italy

grave glen
#

The last time you said that he was like the second worst player in that game Specialone

#

sidepass masterclass as per

red hollow
#

think_noose \

#

this is my thought

torn ermine
red hollow
#

yessss

torn ermine
#

its elegant

red hollow
#

very sweet ngl

#

i got it

#

but not the same as this

torn ermine
#

simple but elite

#

that is why i prefer adidas more than nike

#

in terms of kit

red hollow
#

yh

#

they do great job tbh

grave glen
#

wow nice kit bro

grim thicket
#

This blue and gold kit was criminally underused!!

#

This is my fav away kit of the decade tho

grave glen
lime mica
#

our third sucks

#

our first is eh

#

our away is great

grave glen
#

yes

#

kind of like the third kit

daring flint
#

away is amazing

torn ermine
#

I prioritize on buying away this season

#

for sure

lime mica
#

yeah

feral palm
subtle lion
#

I only really like one real kit

#

19/20 third kit

red hollow
#

Not a fan of this one ngl

light void
#

Isn't that one 18-19

feral palm
#

I love how Barca fans just assume everyone in Barca b is better than our current players

#

I just seen people saying we should promote Rey Manaj because he's playing for albania tonight KEKWCRY

dire copper
#

who here watches alot if not only la liga?

feral palm
#

I watch a lot

#

@dire copper

dire copper
#

I watch a lot
@feral palm what games? just la liga in general?

feral palm
#

Yeah

#

Obviously most Barca

#

But Sevilla too

#

Betis

#

Real

#

Any game I get the chance to watch

dire copper
#

Any game I get the chance to watch
@feral palm ah oke so just la liga games you can watch oke

feral palm
#

I watch as much La Liga as I do Premier League

quaint gull
#

I watch Argentine 2nd tier football

dire copper
#

I watch as much La Liga as I do Premier League
@feral palm which is as many games possible? i mainly wath premier league

grave glen
#

kinda dig most of these RM kits

#

Only time i watch La Liga is when PL isn't on and a match just happens to b eon

#

be on

subtle lion
#

Maybe not the most entertaining league but really good football

#

Even second division

grave glen
#

yeah

mint perch
#

Manu Sánchez got promoted to the first team 🎊 🥳

#

For Atletico Madrid

dire copper
#

@mint perch makes sense with their defensive issues

grim thicket
#

He'll be a backup at best, Lodi had a good season

hybrid python
#

Pain

torn ermine
#

PRISONER

vital pond
grave glen
#

yes

#

clown

feral palm
#

HE'S HIRING HACKERS LMAO

#

BREAKING NEWS barcelona
The site where members can get information on how to sign the vote of no confidence against Bartomeu and his board has been DDoSed. It comes on the day they were due to release the first count.

#

😭😂😂

topaz crest
#

lmaooo

#

is this fr

feral palm
#

yes

#

It's hilarious

topaz crest
#

bruhhh 😂

#

this is hilarious

light void
#

BRUH

torn ermine
#

bruh

#

that is just too much

#

ffs

topaz crest
#

as a neutral this is too much fun

torn ermine
#

lol

#

its hilarious yes. But that is just too much kekw

grave glen
#

what

lime mica
#

bRUUUUH

grave glen
#

hackers?

#

bruh

#

barto the goat

stoic pelican
#

Bartomeu is op

feral palm
#

OFFICIAL
La Liga has announced that they will allow 5 substitutions per team in the 20/21 season.

grave glen
#

lets go

feral palm
#

60"
Ansu off for Dembele
65"
Griezmann off for Depay
70"
Coutinho off for Wijnaldum
75"
Messi off for Trincao
80"
Dembele off for Pedri

subtle lion
#

Interesting

#

Usually it’s just 3

#

Why?

tepid hemlock
#

ansu can probably make dembele look the worst barca signing easily

grave glen
#

lol

lime mica
grave glen
#

ye

#

s

alpine socket
#

We have literally unchanged back 4. While we are busy buying midfielders, I mean is that even necessary with such stacked midfield already. Messi's unhappy, Suarez going to juve. Griezmann's confidence low.

#

Usually it’s just 3
@subtle lion they have increased due to covid-19

#

BREAKING NEWS :barcelona:
The site where members can get information on how to sign the vote of no confidence against Bartomeu and his board has been DDoSed. It comes on the day they were due to release the first count.
@feral palm is this true lol?

feral palm
#

Yep

tepid hemlock
#

apparently did count tho? and only 7.5k or something

#

less than half needed

unique elm
#

Carrasco is back for us

#

Yay

#

🥳

feral palm
#

@tepid hemlock yeah they're 9,000 away

#

But they've got 9 days left

feral palm
#

Lenglet and Grizzo starting for france

lime mica
#

Nice

feral palm
#

Braithwaite starting for denmark

#

Trincao and Semedo on bench for portugal

grave glen
#

oof

feral palm
#

That puts that rumour to an end

grave glen
#

nice one

feral palm
#

Grizzo goal

grave glen
#

dub

#

confidence back

#

or no

feral palm
#

SECOND GAME INNA ROWWW

grave glen
#

wow

feral palm
#

I made this

grave glen
#

dope

lime mica
#

Amazing

feral palm
#

5 Iconic Barca numbers up for grabs this summer

#

My bets

4: Pjanic
6: Alena
7: Griezmann
8: Wijnaldum/Puig
9: Depay
12: Trincao
14: Coutinho
16: Pedri
17: Ansu
22: Araujo
23/25: Eric Garcia/Puig

grave glen
#

hmm

#

imagine if grizzy doesnt get 7

grim thicket
#

Puig should get 8 Ansu 7 and Frenkie number changed to 6

torn ermine
#

^

elfin flower
#

I feel coutinho should get 7, and Grizzy should get 14

grim thicket
#

Nah Coutinho doesn't deserve the 7

#

He should get some random number imo

scenic kettle
#

at the moment only 2-3 people deserve to even wear the kit

grim thicket
#

Lmao tru

#

Why is Guardiola's 4 iconic?

#

He was a decent player but not like one of the best CMs ever

torn ermine
#

idk why tho, i still love rafa marquez as the iconic 4 in barca

grim thicket
#

Busquets no.5 would be iconic, but I don't see him going anywhere this summer

#

The guy who's getting 10 after messi leaves/retires is gonna have a mountain of pressure

torn ermine
#

koeman and barca still want busquets

#

maybe as a mentor, he would be good

grim thicket
#

Ya he is a good locker room presence

#

Its the balance between old and young players that's important

#

Our squad has experienced guys like Ramos Marcelo Benzema Modric while also having so many young players

#

Valverde and Setien's barca lineups were all old guys

#

Only fati and Puig were young uns

zenith estuary
torn ermine
#

wow

#

it really happens

hybrid python
#

DJ Depay on the beat

grave glen
#

les go

torn ermine
#

LMAO

#

depay got a lot of incomes. From playing football and as a rapper kekw

grave glen
#

lol

red hollow
#

The fuck depay won't do shit

grave glen
#

he will play as defender dont worry bro

red hollow
grave glen
feral palm
#

Puig should get 8 Ansu 7 and Frenkie number changed to 6
@grim thicket

Frenkie specifically chose 21

#

He wears it as tribute to his grandad

grave glen
#

^

feral palm
#

Who died on frenkies 21st birthday

red hollow
#

@feral palm we both have the same role zomg zomg

grave glen
#

yeah and so do i

#

we all have the 0-1 millino role

red hollow
#

Yh ofc we do

grave glen
#

yeah bro

#

r/whoosh

feral palm
#

Let's goo @red hollow

grave glen
#

trophies in the 2019/2020 season:
diamond youtube play button

grim thicket
#

@grim thicket

Frenkie specifically chose 21
@feral palm ya ik I mean later on he can take the nom 6 and make it legendary

#

Like Xavi did

feral palm
#

@grave glen no other team has gotten it tho

grave glen
#

😎

stoic pelican
#

suarez isnt leaving barca

elfin flower
#

That's what his story says

#

But multiple reports claim he's leaving for a fee of 13 Mil

grave glen
#

bru

stoic pelican
#

didnt u check his instagram account

grave glen
#

lol

elfin flower
#

didnt u check his instagram account
@stoic pelican Read what I wrote

#

That's what his story says
@elfin flower .

stoic pelican
#

oh u mean story in ig

elfin flower
#

Yeah

#

That's what you were referring to right?

stoic pelican
#

ye

feral palm
#

It looks like he was saying that about his links with Atleti

hybrid python
#

Yes

feral palm
#

Big pog

grave glen
#

yes

tepid hemlock
#

not that i care either way, because id rather not have suarez in juve

#

but

#

thats exactly the shit pogba pulled for a month before moving to united

grave glen
#

Oh no that's hiroke lol

lime mica
#

hiroookiiiiiiiiii

fading gale
grave glen
#

o

lime mica
#

Oh?

calm magnet
#

oh wat

torn ermine
#

cant wait to see how koeman do

calm magnet
#

Flop

torn ermine
#

Flop
@calm magnet :((

calm magnet
#

Lol

#

But eh

#

Just doesn't seem like the right guy tl bring barca back ngl

torn ermine
#

i also doubt him tbh

feral palm
#

Eh

#

We just gotta give him time

torn ermine
#

yeah, lets see some of his match first

grave glen
#

mhm

grim thicket
#

Man hazard is looking so thicc

#

Even I look fitter than him now!!

torn ermine
#

isnt he always thicc

daring flint
#

hopefully he steps up

#

and next season

#

el clasico will be fun to watch again

torn ermine
#

Is mariano still in madrid?

elfin flower
#

Yes

torn ermine
#

lol

#

he still wants to be there

torn ermine
#

messi CAM, dembouz RW?

topaz crest
#

dembouz 4th season at barca?

#

its been that long

#

holy

grave glen
#

He's barely played

#

He was never injured at Dortmund

torn ermine
#

dembouz 4th season at barca?
@topaz crest ikr, i dont even realize

tepid hemlock
#

he barely played a season and a bit at dortmund

torn ermine
#

bruh

#

hamstring

topaz crest
#

lmaoo

grave glen
#

bruh

grim thicket
#

That recurring hamstring looks serious

#

I hope not, but it feels like that's gonna plague him his entire career

torn ermine
#

ikr

#

thats a long time

grim thicket
#

All injuries were on the same leg?

torn ermine
#

191 days

#

bruh

#

idk about that one

grim thicket
#

If it is, he loses a lot of his pace everytime he gets the injury again

torn ermine
#

injuries fuck footballer's career real hard

grim thicket
#

The ankle injury ain't anything serious, but the torn thigh and hamstring injuries have been plaguing him since he came to barca

torn ermine
#

I just hope he is fit all the time

grim thicket
#

R9 had problems with his knees and he never was the same again

torn ermine
#

because we need him

#

yeah, his pace will decrease

#

fit dembele is the fastest in the world even beating mbappe

#

iirc

grim thicket
#

Yah, but that ain't happening now with that many injuries in the same muscle grp

#

It's not like random freak injuries

torn ermine
#

very sad man :(

#

fucking injury

grim thicket
#

When the same muscle grp gets injured time and time again, scar tissue makes them weak

#

Marco Reus lost a lot of pace

grave glen
#

o

#

yeah

grim thicket
#

He had that big injury before the WC 2014, and then on he has been having the same problems

#

All ankle ligament tears, and thigh muscle injuries

#

Reus' legs must be fucked up now

hybrid python
grave glen
#

mhm

grim thicket
#

77 physical is low for ronaldo

grave glen
#

yeah

grim thicket
#

It should be in the 80s

#

Atleast

torn ermine
#

bruh ronaldo 77 phy?

#

what is fifa smoking

grim thicket
#

Also I thought this year they'll change Messi's base position to CAM

torn ermine
#

they should

grim thicket
#

Like seriously CR7 is fitter than most players 8 yrs younger

#

Wutever EA smokes while deciding stats, I want it

torn ermine
#

messi passing should be higher imo

grave glen
#

yes

#

99

grim thicket
#

It's 91 still fair

#

But CR7 physical at 77 is just insane

#

With such bad physicals for a ST he won't be very useful too

feral palm
#

Barcelona and Liverpool have the most players inside Top 100 in the game

#

10 each

#

City have 9
Real have 9
Bayern have like 7-8

grave glen
#

o

hybrid python
grave glen
#

dang bruv

grim thicket
#

But the most important stat was the 8-2

grave glen
#

from la liga

grim thicket
#

Well ok then

#

Messi and Ter Stegen were really the only positives for barca this season

#

Imo without ter stegen Barca won't have won a lot of games they did

#

He pulled off some super saves

grave glen
#

yeah he did

alpine socket
#

Barcelona and Liverpool have the most players inside Top 100 in the game
@feral palm so barca have 10 lol

feral palm
#

@grim thicket Ansu Fati big positive

grim thicket
#

Ya but he hasn't really played a lot of games....I'd consider Puig to be a positive too but they weren't really season changing

#

I can imagine barca still coming in second without fati and Puig, but I don't see Barca even reaching top 4 without Messi and Ter Stegen last season

mint perch
hybrid python
#

Let's go wijnadum wont join barça! It's time for thiagoooooo

light void
#

Bye chumi

lime mica
#

cries

potent spade
#

Ugh

#

I don't want Wijnaldum to stay at Liverpool

#

I guess the national team should think about a midfield without Wijnaldum tbh

#

Gonna be a bench man now

#

As much as i dont like PSV i hope Ihattaren will be his replacement

cosmic parcel
#

lmao drama

grave glen
#

yes

#

normal day

potent spade
#

future of the national squad midfield: de Jong CDM, van de Beek B2B, Ihattaren CAM

#

wonder what barcelona's team is gonna look like

feral palm
#

Let's goo Mira

cosmic parcel
#

barca legend already

red hollow
#

What is it done ?

#

wonder what barcelona's team is gonna look like
@potent spade it is gonna look like trash trust me

#

Well probably

#

Idk why they signed pjanic at first place panduh

feral palm
#

Yess another English speaking king

#

That makes 4..5?

#

Maybe 6 idk

grave glen
#

lol

#

lets go

grave glen
#

Lmao

torn ermine
#

do we have any game this weekend?

thorny kiln
#

eibar celta vigo is the first one.

#

but barcelona plays a friendly that day though. why?

torn ermine
#

yeah

#

i think so

#

barca laliga match suppose to be this weekend

#

it was postponed

thorny kiln
#

postponed for a friendly.

#

why not cancel the friendly and start the game for la liga on saturday?

feral palm
#

Because we haven't had any pre season lol

grave glen
#

Dude I’m gonna lose my shit if this Juve deal we’ve been linked with is worth it

torn ermine
#

what? wdym? @grave glen

grave glen
#

Can i post links?

torn ermine
#

yep

grave glen
#

Romeo Agresti is apparently the most reliable guy for Juve news. I wouldn’t know though, I dont follow that team

#

But yeah, I wonder what it could be

torn ermine
#

i think illegal site or any pirated site are not allowed

grave glen
#

I say Partey most likely

torn ermine
#

oh yeah i heard thomas partey is linked to some clubs

grave glen
#

Maybe this is like really really wishful thinking

#

But... swap deal? Maybe Dybala...?

feral palm
#

That's really wishful thinking

grave glen
#

I’d take another number 10

unkempt crag
#

aanndd i posted what i said in here and not Off Topic lol

#

sorry!

feral palm
#

Dybala is the future of Juve idk if they wanna sell him or if he wants to leave

#

@unkempt crag no worries

grave glen
#

They’ve been wanting to sell him for so long

#

Remember the whole Tottenham stuff

feral palm
#

Yeah I just thought that was bullshit tho tbh

grave glen
#

It was basically done, but then some image rights company or whatever got involved

#

Maybe I’m just getting excited for nothing and this is gonna be Bernardeschi - Partey swap

grave glen
#

that dudes gonna retire in 2 years ffs

torn ermine
#

@feral palm so do we have game today?

#

i mean this weekend

feral palm
#

Tomorrow

torn ermine
#

against?

feral palm
#

Nastic de Tarragona

grave glen
#

wtf

feral palm
#

3rd div team

grave glen
#

should use our 2nd team

feral palm
#

Of course we shouldnt

#

It's our pre season

red hollow
#

hmmm wonder why neither real or barca r paying this weekend

feral palm
#

Regardless of who it's against

red hollow
grave glen
#

yeah thats true

#

but a 3rd division team

#

shouldnt be hard

feral palm
#

We can't just throw our team into La Liga with a new manager and new players who haven't had a game yet

grave glen
#

I mean thats true

feral palm
#

@grave glen not the point of pre season to have challenging games

#

Just to get used to playing and get back into condition

grave glen
#

but we should use young players too since they need playtime

#

as subs

feral palm
#

Well yeah

#

It's not rare for Pre seasons to have minimum 11 subs

#

Per team

#

I reckon 20-22 will play tomorrow

grave glen
#

mhm

feral palm
#

And we've got a second pre season game against girona

#

Which should be more challenging

grave glen
#

thats not as easy

torn ermine
#

hmmm wonder why neither real or barca r paying this weekend
@red hollow I think its because we havent play any friendly match before this season.

red hollow
#

@red hollow I think its because we havent play any friendly match before this season.
@torn ermine ehhhhhh damn

torn ermine
#

so they postponed the league

red hollow
#

what we played like the whole summer so

torn ermine
#

ikr

grave glen
#

dude I swear if koeman wont do something

#

who can

torn ermine
#

if he didnt want a good suarez, then he should have a better plan

#

lets see

grave glen
#

yeah

#

Suarez is old anyway

#

almost retired

#

this squad needs some youth,everyone knows that

torn ermine
#

yes

scenic kettle
#

they need to get rid of most their team

#

too old

grave glen
#

pique,busquets,etc

#

theyre good players

#

but theyre too old

scenic kettle
#

they are slow

#

barca cant hndle counter attacks

#

its not just quick players

#

any team that transition fast from back to front

#

barca massively struggle against

grave glen
#

exactly

#

upemecano would be good since hes french just like lenglet/umtiti

#

not only that

#

but hes just a great young player

torn ermine
#

they need to get rid of most their team
@scenic kettle getting rid all of them is not a good idea also, we need some to mentor the youth, maybe busquets and pique can stay

grave glen
#

la masia is the key yknow

#

its what we need

#

players like fati,puig

#

they have the barca dna

#

just imagine

#

if we kept olmo,kubo and theres too many players to name

scenic kettle
#

they dont necessarily have to sell them

#

but they need something more in their first team

#

i agree you cant just buy a whole new 11

#

it wouldnt work

feral palm
#

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MW

grave glen
#

WHAT

hybrid python
#

Don't worry

red hollow
#

bruh

hybrid python
#

He's quite young he'll recover in a week and its not that too serious

torn ermine
#

Please dont become glass ansu 😭

light void
#

bruh

feral palm
#

Koeman just announced that he will play 2 teams tomorrow as expected

#

Nobody's playing more than 45 minutes

feral palm
#

Available Players

GKs: Neto, Peña, Tenas
LBs: Alba, Firpo, Miranda, Akieme
CBs: Pique, Lenglet, Araujo
RBs: Semedo, Wague
CDMs: De Jong, Busquets, Fernandes
CMs: Alena, Puig, Roberto
CAMs: Coutinho, Rafinha, Ilaix
LWs: Pedri, Konrad
STs: Griezmann, Braithwaite
RWs: Messi, Dembele, Trincao

shell fable
#

Don’t forget Suarez

feral palm
#

This would be a good lineup

Neto
Akieme
Lenglet
Araujo
Wague
De Jong
Alena
Coutinho
Konrad
Griezmann
Dembele

shell fable
#

Ye

feral palm
#

@shell fable Im not sure if he's gonna be in the squad

#

Given that he's preparing the transfer to Juve

shell fable
#

Apart from dembele getting injured every week

feral palm
#

I'd like to see him one last time

#

But they can't risk an injury

#

Or else the transfer will fall apart

topaz crest
#

transfer to where?

grave glen
#

juventus

red hollow
#

This chat is always a barca one

torn ermine
#

chat about madrid @red hollow

#

i will join tho

red hollow
#

Hmmmm

#

Lemme think

torn ermine
#

what do you think about hazard? lookatme

red hollow
#

Screw him

#

He did nothing

#

Bullshit

torn ermine
#

lol

red hollow
#

Odegaard could do bits rly

torn ermine
#

i still think zidane will play hazard as starter tho

#

also madrid got vinicius as backup

#

their backup for wingers is actually secured

#

rodrygo and vinicius, right and left

red hollow
#

Asensio is a great rw imo

#

We could use his longshots ngl

#

And vinicius needs mor game time

torn ermine
#

Asensio, what a player 🔥

grave glen
#

yes

red hollow
#

and if vini does not play like he deserves he might puch the team to sell him

#

which will make me heartbroken

torn ermine
#

isnt his dream to play in madrid?

red hollow
#

ik but

torn ermine
#

also iirc his grandfather is madrid fans

#

yeah

#

make sense

#

needs more play time

red hollow
#

no player would lose his chances u know to shine

#

he has a bright future

torn ermine
#

the only thing he needs to improve is finishing

#

he will be world class if he can do that

red hollow
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zidane needs to bench hazard after a bad game to show him that he needs to fight for that spot

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the only thing he needs to improve is finishing
@torn ermine it started improoving ngl

torn ermine
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good then

red hollow
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see ur a barca fan so it is hard to talk with u about madrid

stoic pelican
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hazard gonna be lit in this season

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mark my words