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red hollow
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But they have a good squad now with young boys

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come on girona I beg
@lime mica bruh imagine they bottle it

lime mica
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23 shots and 1 goal is pretty miserable

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AND GIRONA ARE THROUGH

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wheeyyyyyy

grave glen
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kek

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dub

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ez

potent spade
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Smh

torn ermine
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JESUS, 23 shots

potent spade
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Who will they face in the final

lime mica
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Either Elche or Zaragoza

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they play later today

grave glen
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wow

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25

lime mica
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yeah, shocking

grave glen
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69

light void
lime mica
grave glen
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bruh

light void
lime mica
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this is like

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watching barcelona collapse in real time

grave glen
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bru

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yea'

potent spade
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I dont think he can leave

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Messi

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he has a contract for this season

light void
grave glen
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yeah!

young thistle
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Since Valick was injured

grave glen
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e

young thistle
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Honestly would be a good risk to sell Valick to sign Bono.

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Came from the Atleti B team. He never got play time cause of Oblak

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And uh, if it helps Draco. He was born in Montreal lmao

lime mica
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Someone score....

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Zaragoza score please

grave glen
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lol

lime mica
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Second half off we go

grave glen
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dub

lime mica
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Zaragoza can you maybe score

grave glen
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"no"

lime mica
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kek

lime mica
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NO

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ELCHE SCORED

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Noooooo...

grave glen
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oof

lime mica
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Zaragoza is OUT

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The final will be between Girona and Elche!

raw steeple
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yikes

full coyote
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anyone real madrid fan?

grave glen
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no

red hollow
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yes

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here barca fans a lot smh

grave glen
zenith estuary
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Koeman to barca

light void
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.mhm

lime mica
grave glen
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yes

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cant waiy

zenith estuary
grave glen
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o wow

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way to start off the monday guys

zenith estuary
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@grave glen

grave glen
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another pragmatic manager

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Barto masterclass 💉

zenith estuary
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@grave glen poch >> ?

grave glen
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ofc

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imo at least

zenith estuary
grave glen
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he'll probably play mid-block for 85 minutes with semedo, raki, Roberto, Alba and suarez

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Cruyffista

zenith estuary
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U still havent got rid of ur biggest problem

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Barto

feral palm
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About that

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The current reports say he will not resign

zenith estuary
feral palm
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And they can not have elections before march

grave glen
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why would he kek

feral palm
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'due to covid'

grave glen
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he'll fire Abidal

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not like he had any power anyway

feral palm
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Grau has gone home

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Looks like he's been fired

grave glen
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Grau another guy who has no power

zenith estuary
alpine socket
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he is getting sacked too

zenith estuary
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Lmao

alpine socket
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joke

grave glen
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man barto

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Since how many hours are the discussing

alpine socket
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i would make pique pres lol

grave glen
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he'll be better than Barto at least

alpine socket
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its been 3-4 hrs least

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no maybe 2

grave glen
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nah

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more than 3 I think

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@zenith estuary people insulted Barto when he left his car to join the meeting btw kekw

alpine socket
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no idea they are going to waste time on sushi now...

zenith estuary
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@grave glen i heard kekw

grave glen
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Doing FPL? @zenith estuary

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o

zenith estuary
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@grave glen I was lookinggg for youuuu

fringe galleon
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@zenith estuary

grave glen
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8-2 made me go underground kekw

zenith estuary
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Join the league @grave glen

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Ffs kekw

grave glen
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oof

fringe galleon
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Join league spirit

zenith estuary
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@fringe galleon koeman new barca coach

fringe galleon
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Or feel the wrath

zenith estuary
grave glen
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Send inv panduh

zenith estuary
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Look at this blud @fringe galleon

fringe galleon
grave glen
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sushi party after another trophyless season

alpine socket
grave glen
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no pizza

feral palm
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Meeting took 4 hours

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It's over now

grave glen
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wow 4

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alr

lime mica
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no pizza 😔

grave glen
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🍕 ❌

alpine socket
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Elections in March after all

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So messi is leaving now

grave glen
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o

grave glen
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Ronald Koeman has been choosen as new Barcelona manager. He's going to leave Holland National team to join Barça - official statement on this week. Here we go! 🤝

light void
grave glen
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nooO

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not even a smile on there

light void
grave glen
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hm?

light void
grave glen
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lets go

light void
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hm?
@grave glen he meant out

grave glen
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o

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whys that

potent spade
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Koeman signs for 3 years and brings Alfred Schreuder as assistant apparently

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(head coach at Hoffenheim last season)

grave glen
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o

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3 years

potent spade
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Also Ajax is looking to get Luis Suarez

grave glen
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yeah

red hollow
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Yep smh

magic cedar
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How did Sociedad manage to get Silva

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I thought the Lazio move was a done deal

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I wish he went back to Valencia

deft copper
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any people here watch TalkFCB?

torn ermine
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Me @deft copper

flint spruce
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hala madrid

full coyote
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any people here watch TalkFCB?
@deft copper what is this?

red hollow
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I wish he went back to Valencia
@magic cedar yh that would have been so nice

thorny kiln
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@full coyote youtube channel that talks about barca

full coyote
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Yep

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I search it

light void
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Koeman will be announced in a few hours

topaz crest
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what do you think of the appointment?

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Netherlands and Barca have always had their similarities so it seems pretty good

full coyote
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Koeman will be announced in a few hours
@light void The legend

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Defender with the most goal score

grave glen
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alr

full coyote
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WDYM?

light void
zenith estuary
torn ermine
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I always love the dutch at barca, i have high hope for koeman

magic cedar
grave glen
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@torn ermine don't have high hopes tbh

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he's pragmatic, something valverde was criticised for

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yea

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I'll obv support him

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but don't have high hopes

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nothing wrong being a defensive minded coach but it doesn't seem to work well here considering the last two managers

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although valverde was pretty good overall

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No other president in the world can replicate this

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Inject it

torn ermine
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Bartomeu is the director now? lol gg

grave glen
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bruh

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bartomeu goat

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doing 3 things at once

torn ermine
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hahaha

zenith estuary
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@grave glen bartomeu is very good

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Man is versatile

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What more can u ask for

grave glen
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exactly

deft copper
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lmao

grave glen
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@zenith estuary buy him

deft copper
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bartomeu 😦

lime mica
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Buy him, Aleixinha

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You know you want to

grave glen
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Swap for tom? kekw @zenith estuary @zenith estuary

zenith estuary
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@grave glen no man

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He's the closest thing we have to werner

lime mica
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loooool

grave glen
zenith estuary
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FC Finishedlona

lime mica
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Bartomeu to Liverpool when

zenith estuary
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Fml if that happens

tepid hemlock
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nah, barto next stop, Spanish PM

lime mica
tepid hemlock
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already has experience in usurping power

lime mica
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for Catalonia

light void
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Barto to juve

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Make it happen

lime mica
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Barto to Bayern

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Plzzzzz

light void
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then 2-8 would be reversed

lime mica
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Exactly

tepid hemlock
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that would actually need someone competent in Barca first though :P

zenith estuary
lime mica
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And he might sell Kimmich for 50m to clear his debt after he buys Coutinho back for 80m kekw

zenith estuary
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Oh yeah

lime mica
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megakek

zenith estuary
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Debt FC

grave glen
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kimmich swap for semedo if he ends up at bayern

lime mica
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Nah nah

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Kimmich for Firpo kekw

zenith estuary
grave glen
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kek

lime mica
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KP Boateng to Bayern with Bartomeu when kekw

grave glen
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KP kekw kekw kekw kekw kekw kekw

lime mica
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omegakek

zenith estuary
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Ur legend

lime mica
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Do you mean Goatwaite

zenith estuary
grave glen
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Can't believe you paid 20M for Braithwraite

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Even as a emergency signing come on man

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Bayern fans gonna love Boateng bros

lime mica
grave glen
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18m

lime mica
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Boateng reunion when

grave glen
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And he didn't even play 18 games keeek

lime mica
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keeeeeeek

grave glen
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if cowman can make Riqui a permanent starter it is a win

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Are you guys sad about Abidal

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he had no power under barto

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and he's happy

lime mica
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Cowman kekw kekw kekw

grave glen
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Is it actually true that Pep terminated his contract cause he had cancer

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Or is that fake

lime mica
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Pep?

grave glen
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When Abidal was a player

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He had cancer three times

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Probably fake because I never heard that before

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And apparently Pep Guardiola terminated contract

lime mica
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Yeah I haven’t heard that

grave glen
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cowman

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o wow

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He left because he was "exhausted"

lime mica
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I know Tito died of cancer

grave glen
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Which is completely fair

lime mica
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Idk about Pep

grave glen
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Tito man GWpinkuSadOtato

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Do you guys actually have faith in Koeman

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ooft

lime mica
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😢

grave glen
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no

lime mica
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Titooooo

grave glen
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lol

lime mica
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And no

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I don’t

grave glen
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cowman is pragmatic soooo

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I mean

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Ignore him beating Arsenal

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ffs

lime mica
grave glen
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I feel like personally

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Clubs shouldn't hire club legends

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Koeman's last match as Valencia coach was a 5-1 defeat by Bilbao. At the end of the match the fans were chanting " Koeman please stay, Koeman please stay"

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Why

lime mica
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I wanted Poch but meow was never gonna happen

grave glen
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by the Bilbao fans

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o

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same

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LMAOOO

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almost relegated Everton or something

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Doesn't Poch want Madrid

lime mica
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Mega L GWjiangoNegaLUL

grave glen
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Yeah he did

lime mica
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Poch coached Espanyol so he was never going to come

grave glen
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Koeman is apparently a good manager but he has no pull power

lime mica
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Or played idk

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My brain hurts

grave glen
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Coached

lime mica
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😔

grave glen
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And then he said he's open on joining barca ||because no one else wants him||

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sad for poch tho

lime mica
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:(

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Did you see his farewell note

grave glen
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barca was his only chance to get into a good club

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yea

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for next season

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Who Poch?

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pochetino

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Dude

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pochettino

lime mica
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Why did we fuckin pick Koeman over Poch

grave glen
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Poch can literally walk in any club

lime mica
grave glen
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The issue with Poch is he is lazy and gives up fast

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honestly he is better than cowman kekw

topaz crest
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Poch is great

lime mica
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Yeah Koeman is lookatme

grave glen
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Poch was so demoralised at Tottenham

topaz crest
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he did so well without spending at spurs

lime mica
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Club legend and all but I have 0 faith in him

grave glen
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Let me find something brb

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Poch lowkey spent

topaz crest
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and then it crumbled, and he was let go

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teams sack managers way too soon

grave glen
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apparently northern ireland fans were chanting ronald koeman you're a wanker

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wow

tepid hemlock
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tbh Valencia is such a clusterfuck of peterlim

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can't really blame anyone there

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maybe neville

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but not anyone else :P

grave glen
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rn?

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Apparently Valencia doesn't have a squad and can't play matches

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Since the owner told the player

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To stop wages for a while and they get a IOU

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But all the players are unhappy and don't wanna play

tepid hemlock
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guess there's no fit owner check in spain? :P

lime mica
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Valencia is in el deep shit

grave glen
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Man sold parejo

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They already lost Parejo and Coquelin to Villareal Emery

lime mica
grave glen
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Villarreal under emery Europa written all over the place

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yeah I saw that

lime mica
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Mega wuf

grave glen
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That's a cunt move

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Ngl

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that's a troll acc I'm pretty sure

lime mica
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Club’s gone to shit

grave glen
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He's anti barca

lime mica
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Yeah but also would be funny

grave glen
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Oh lmao

lime mica
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Nah but honestly

grave glen
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Anyways I can't say much anyways since we sacked Emery before a game started

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But yeah they had lunch together or something

lime mica
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What the fuck are the club even doing lmao

grave glen
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You know what Barca's issue is

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Wait until messi leaves @lime mica

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You guys spend high money on players that don't bring quality

lime mica
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oboy

grave glen
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Hes really considering leaving

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Which is um

topaz crest
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barca will implode after messi leaves

grave glen
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You guys better pray Dembele has drunk enough milk for stronger bones once Messi leaves

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Which also means

lime mica
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Tbf the best signings we’ve made recently (excluding FDJ and Arthur) are...Pedri and Trincao...

topaz crest
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according to the news he makes the bloody transfer decision

grave glen
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@grave glen kekw

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dembouz good

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He's amazing

topaz crest
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gotta get that calcium

grave glen
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He isn't a flop

lime mica
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Once Messi leaves club goes to shit

grave glen
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IMO Messi leaving would be better

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Or probably not? @lime mica

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yeah I mean well lose the best player in the world

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You guys won't agree with me but go 1 or 2 seasons like us, shit and rebuild

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But we need a rebuild anyways

topaz crest
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thats gonna happen anyways

grave glen
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The squad is built around Messi

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Messi controls decisions

topaz crest
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keeping messi is gonna delay it

lime mica
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The key thing is we need Bartomeu out

grave glen
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yed

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Your board could actually have stability without Messi imo

topaz crest
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Messi is barcelona
Barcelona is Messi

lime mica
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Nothing is going to happen for a rebuilt with that porg in power

grave glen
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IMO Bartomeu isn't bad

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Messi is

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Messi has more power over Bartomeu

topaz crest
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what does bartemeou do wrong

grave glen
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IMO Bartomeu isn't bad
@grave glen kekw kekw kekw kekw kekw

topaz crest
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other than the transfers bit

grave glen
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You guys scapegoat Bartomeu

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nah that's just not right

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explain

lime mica
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Look at the transfers he’s made; the money he’s spent

grave glen
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@topaz crest transfers is huge, no? I mean he almost bankrupted the club kek

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Messi is asked whether he wants this manager or that, decisions aren't run through Bartomeu only btw too focus on your whole board

lime mica
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It’s been 3 goddamn humiliations and all he’s done is spend more money on stars that don’t actually help the club

topaz crest
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that can be fixed by getting a good sporting director

lime mica
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And who appoints said sporting director

grave glen
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Why don't you guys take back Sanllehi now that we sacked him?

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entire board pretty much

topaz crest
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right

lime mica
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Board is a circus

grave glen
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Sanllehi was great for you guys

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He's available now

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also the other members have literally no power, half of the memebers wanted pimienta (barca b coach) as the next coach but Barto wanted cowman and that's what happened @topaz crest

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more than half that's what I read

topaz crest
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oh, I see

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that makes more sense

lime mica
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I wanted Pimienta in too 😦

topaz crest
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whats happening with the early vote

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the presidential election

grave glen
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Apparently Wenger turned Barca down

lime mica
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Well Wenger is actually smart with money

topaz crest
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Wenger made a good call

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the club is in a bad spot

grave glen
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early elections in march with barto and co staying in office until july kekw so literally nothing changed @topaz crest

topaz crest
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it might have just tainted his reputation

grave glen
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Wenger man

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Goat

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would've played Riqui eveygame

lime mica
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Sigh

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^

grave glen
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Wenger though

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Doesn't sign big names

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Only quality players

lime mica
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Which is what the club needs because it’s been spending itself to shit

grave glen
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Thats why we barely had big names signed at our club

topaz crest
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thats what barca needs

grave glen
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Lmfaoooo bartomeu is arranging a private interview with cowman

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Like he has options

topaz crest
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not another winger

grave glen
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I cant man

lime mica
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Yeah we don’t need more “big names”

grave glen
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Play Jandro and even if we go through trophyless season I'll be more than happy

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and other la masia players ofc

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Like

lime mica
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Monchu first team when

grave glen
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We got top 4

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With a bunch of unknowns

lime mica
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I bet Wenger wouldn’t have let Chumi and Kike go 😔

grave glen
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that's an accomplishment in its own

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Yea

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He did it with Chamakh

alpine socket
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Bartomeu is currently our President, Manager & Sporting Director

grave glen
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This is what we got top 4 with

lime mica
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Bartomeu is the core clown

grave glen
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Scenes when Bartomeu works for Madrid

lime mica
grave glen
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I don't even think Barca fans would be mad if he is that bad

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90% would've seen it coming

alpine socket
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Lmfaoooo bartomeu is arranging a private interview with cowman
@grave glen so he is all set to put all the blame to others

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Btw koeman has just landed in Barcelona

lime mica
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Oh joy

grave glen
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@alpine socket like he always does

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Lmfao bartomeu will have to pay 4 to 5 euros to Dutch federation

topaz crest
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is Barca Blaugranas any good

grave glen
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and the club was almost bankrupt a few weeks ago

lime mica
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as a srouce?

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source

grave glen
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they link a source

topaz crest
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yeah

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oh

grave glen
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which is usually sport

lime mica
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yh I think they're like onefootball and just pass things on

grave glen
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so theyre shit

topaz crest
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well apparently yall are after Van de beek

lime mica
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bruh

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lmao

grave glen
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yeah

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I read

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Nothing solid

lime mica
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VDB almost went to Madrid so I mildly doubt

grave glen
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mhm

topaz crest
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the source is le10sport

lime mica
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never heard of that source lookatme

topaz crest
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same

grave glen
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we were also linked with gini

topaz crest
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that would be odd

lime mica
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yeah it would be

grave glen
topaz crest
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do yall need midfelders?

grave glen
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not a priority

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Suarez leaving is quite certain

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Unless

topaz crest
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i dont think barca should even try replacing Messi

lime mica
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I don't think we need midfielders

grave glen
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Bartomeu demands like 70m from ajax

topaz crest
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they arent gonna be able to

grave glen
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ofc

topaz crest
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its just gonna make them waste more money chasing nothing

lime mica
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Ajax are not the kind of club to do that bc they're not as bad as Barto kekw

grave glen
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we have great midfielders in the academy anyways

lime mica
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yh exactly

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if you keep buying midfield talent then you suppress the Masia talent

grave glen
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lol

lime mica
grave glen
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btw we’ll also have to pay pool 5 mil if Coutinho wins the ucl

lime mica
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fuck sake really

grave glen
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so we are basically throwing 10mil

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masterclass

topaz crest
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yall have to pay us as well

grave glen
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lmfao

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for what and how much kekw

topaz crest
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when dembele gets 75 appearences

lime mica
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hope bayern lose then

topaz crest
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idk 5 mil i think

lime mica
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oh so then never kekw

grave glen
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man this will make the club go bankrupt

lime mica
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lmfao yeah

topaz crest
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hes 1 off 75

lime mica
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club about to do an el foldo

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time to sell him ya YEET

grave glen
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hes 1 off 75
@topaz crest that's why he wasn't played vs Bayern because the clubs almost bankrupt and can't afford shit kekw

lime mica
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😂

topaz crest
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lmao

grave glen
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oh actually not 10m, gotta pay 3m to Setien too so 13m down the drain

lime mica
grave glen
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Koeman will get announced today

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for like 2 seasons

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Just figured out that if Bartomeu and the board step down, they are responsible for paying back the debt accumulated by the team during their term, so the next board can very badly expose them in the next general assembly

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new presidents first masterclass hopefully

lime mica
grave glen
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also now its obvious Barto wont resign because if he does he'll probably get bankrupt

feral palm
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Yep

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Bartomeu doing an interview with pre prepared questions later

lime mica
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nice pfp btw rian

grave glen
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also now the Arthur deal makes much more sense

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yeah

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balancing the books just to save yourself from bankruptcy

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personal masterclass

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who tf cares about the clubs future anyways

lime mica
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ikr

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who gives a shit if the club goes bankrupt as along as you've got money right

grave glen
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fax

torn ermine
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Seems like koeman wants to bring van de beek in

feral palm
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Brilliant player

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But idk if he has a proper position at barca

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Unless Koeman plans to change the formation

torn ermine
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yep true

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maybe the mid will be riqui puiq, de jong, van de beek. Sorry to say, but i dont want pjanic to start

slate kayak
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Will korman be allowwd to manage or is he another fall guy

alpine socket
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Who knows

slate kayak
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Unless that changes its a pointless discussion

alpine socket
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We might tell at the end of season

torn ermine
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let us see the first half of the season

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busquets as the mentor would be great tbh

alpine socket
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We don't even have sporting director

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It will be hard to find a guy who can take the job now

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Next season is not too far, decisions must be made quickly

torn ermine
#

True

alpine socket
#

Will messi leave if barto stays?

slate kayak
#

If i were a big name coach

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Going to barca

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Id probably ask for the oldies to be removed

alpine socket
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If u remove everyone, there won't be any squad left to play

slate kayak
#

Otherwise they interfere

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Do a chelsea seaosn

alpine socket
#

Barca is already shit at transfer

slate kayak
#

Retain griez lenglet semedo mats

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Use puig fati

alpine socket
#

Forward?

slate kayak
#

Get some academy products

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Fuck use that guy

#

Forgot name lol

alpine socket
#

Academy in ruins already

slate kayak
#

Bariathwaite

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Till you get someone

#

Sell messi for idk 80m

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Use that money

alpine socket
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They just can't sell him

slate kayak
#

Renegotiate wages for fdj if possible

alpine socket
#

No guts

slate kayak
#

You cant do a genuine revuuld with messi

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Unfortunately

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Its like when msd forced out the old guys

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To assert his authority

alpine socket
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Msd?

slate kayak
#

Dhoni re

alpine socket
#

Oh lol

slate kayak
#

Your pfp

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He forced out ganguly and co

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Didnt want questions bei g asked

alpine socket
#

That turned out good

slate kayak
#

Yes

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You cant rebuild with the old guard around

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No matter how good they are

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Or were

alpine socket
#

The problem is, messi is the msd here....

slate kayak
#

Yea so the coach has to be the new power center

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Not him

#

Anyhow

alpine socket
#

Messi to city would be great, better than spending his final years at Barca

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Messi must voluntarily walk off

lime mica
#

lmao

grave glen
#

bruh

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our striker lol

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yep thats our striker

lime mica
#

ngl I laughed at “Our DM (tf he doin?!!)”

grave glen
#

"offside!"

orchid ridge
#

Messi to city would be great, better than spending his final years at Barca
@alpine socket You sure?

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Messi should stay

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Than barça should sell half of the team

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And those players who are older than 30

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Suarez, Rakitic, vidal etc

#

Than buy Alaba, Lautaro, Neymar(Who Knows)

#

Messi still got 3 or 4 years of Good football

#

And sack Bartomeu ffs

alpine socket
#

Nothing can be done until elections

orchid ridge
#

😔

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That's a shame

#

I just hope barça don't turn into a Milan

alpine socket
#

Even koeman gets free authority or not we don't know yet

orchid ridge
#

Do you think barça can sign Xavi?

alpine socket
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No

orchid ridge
#

bruh

alpine socket
#

Xavi might be legend, but coaching is not for everyone

orchid ridge
#

I think it would be better than sign someone that doesn't know the barça playstyle

alpine socket
#

Xavi would be great after rebuild

#

Koeman is nothing less that a legend for barca

#

In his contract for Netherlands, he had a special clause for just barca

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He could leave Netherlands only to manage barca

orchid ridge
#

Wow

alpine socket
#

He even has a ucl final goal if I remember

grave glen
#

yeah he was class as a player

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but that doesn't mean he'll be an amazing coach

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and tbh observing his last few appointments he hasn't been that great

feral palm
#

He's been really good for Netherlands

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And he did well for a while in the PL

grave glen
feral palm
#

Yeah that was a horrible season from him lmao

young thistle
#

Jokes

grave glen
#

holy shit

#

best thing barto has said throughout his whole presidency

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dub

lime mica
grave glen
#

idk if he'll actually follow through on his words because he's very dodgy in that department

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but

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some optimism to us depressed barca fans

light void
grave glen
#

ramon planes

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a,lr

#

WHAT

#

LMFAO

lime mica
#

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

grave glen
#

Man Barto cracking jokes live

#

sports project

#

bro

#

waht

#

outta here

#

Hes too good for us

light void
#

bruh

grave glen
#

indeed

#

Mats signing new contract

#

lets go

light void
grave glen
#

and cou can stay if cowman wants him

lime mica
#

Dembele 🤔

grave glen
#

I mean if he sells someone who he bought for 105m without addons, who didn't make like 75 appearances, he's just proving himself and his decision wrong, he has no option but to hope he can do better GWdogawooThrugging

potent spade
#

Are you guys happy with Koeman or sad

grave glen
#

both

light void
#

Just afraid of he'll be another 'flop' manager

lime mica
#

^

grave glen
#

^

potent spade
#

Who would you have hired instead?

grave glen
#

did we have another choice

potent spade
#

Well if you had a choice who would you hire instead of Koeman

coarse ocean
#

LOL YOU HAVE KOEMAN kekw kekw kekw kekw

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All I'm saying is.

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You're fucked.

#

🙂

potent spade
lime mica
#

I heard Poch was one of our choices, so...

grave glen
#

bruh

#

yeah

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he was

#

I remember his game vs northern ireland just because of Holland fans going mad :P but yeah hes quite a pragmatic manager @potent spade

coarse ocean
#

Honestly

#

If the Barca fans back Koeman, he's an alright manager.

potent spade
#

You're fucked.
Did you forget he single handedly took Netherlands out of the state they were in

grave glen
#

I'm sure I don't follow Holland as much as you but

feral palm
#

Ayo

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U guys watch the interview?

grave glen
#

so wanted to ask if you're sort of happy he's leaving Holland

potent spade
#

I don't care too much I think

lime mica
#

I don't have anything against Koeman, I just feel like it's...an odd choice and that...it may or may not go well

potent spade
#

How is it an odd choice though

grave glen
#

He's getting Larsson as his second assistant manager

feral palm
#

Nah defo not an odd choice imo

grave glen
#

His character is clsss

light void
grave glen
#

Something we'll need for sure

potent spade
#

He's getting Larsson as his second assistant manager
@grave glen Schreuder*

feral palm
#

He was the star for Cruyffs dream team too

grave glen
#

He's first assistant

lime mica
feral palm
#

@potent spade nah Schreuder is his #1 and Larsson is #2

grave glen
#

He's also getting Larsson

potent spade
#

There's a second assistant?

#

What the fuck

#

Why

lime mica
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

potent spade
grave glen
#

I mean

feral palm
#

Haha it's just part of his backroom staff

#

A lot of managers have a team

light void
#

bye luis

feral palm
#

When bartomeu declared Semedo untransferable I let out a noise I wasn't aware I could make

potent spade
#

Lmao Ajax

feral palm
#

Let's be real Luis will rip up eredivisie

lime mica
#

lmao rian

potent spade
#

Yeah no

#

Lol

grave glen
#

Wtf is semedo untransferrable now

feral palm
#

Yep

lime mica
#

apparently

grave glen
#

....

lime mica
#

why? fuck knows

feral palm
#

Messi, MATS, Frenkie, Dembele, Griezmann, Ansu, Riqui, Lenglet

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And Semedo

grave glen
#

Good untill the last name

feral palm
#

Yep

lime mica
#

yep

light void
#

Looks like we won't be swapping puig with Milner

potent spade
#

I feel like Koeman isn't really an odd choice. He's played for the club many years and knows the club very well.

feral palm
#

Agreed

potent spade
#

Plus he's been very successful recently

#

Do you remember the state Netherlands was in after 2014

feral palm
#

And his first matter of business is gonna be dropping Busquets for FDJ

lime mica
#

@light void or loaning him to mainz for 15m

feral palm
#

So that's a great first step

#

More to Come from that no doubt

lime mica
#

FDJ in Busi's role will be amazing

feral palm
#

And...get this

grave glen
#

Btw Dest overrated? kekw @potent spade

feral palm
#

English speaking interviews..

light void
#

When are we renaming the camp nou

feral palm
#

:O

lime mica
light void
#

For sponsorship stuff

lime mica
#

next season???

feral palm
#

@light void when the league starts

light void
#

Ah

lime mica
#

y'know fuck it I will always call it Camp Nou

#

any other name is just stinky

#

just like I never say "La Liga Smartbank" kekw

light void
#

can't wait to visit ASDA Arena kekw

lime mica
grave glen
#

FDJ in Busi's role will be amazing
@lime mica you'll have to wait until he develops into that role because he has always been in a double pivot, maybe cowman will play a double pivot to unleash him

potent spade
#

Netherlands went from losing to Bulgaria to beating France and Germany in the nations cup. That's Koeman's work tbh.

lime mica
#

losing to Bulgaria
lookatme

feral palm
#

@grave glen might put Pjanic in next to him

lime mica
#

right Pjanic exists

grave glen
#

most probably

potent spade
#

Netherlands was god awful before Koeman arrived

lime mica
#

forgot about him for a sec kekw

potent spade
#

After that it was like it didn't even happen

light void
#

But who will Netherlands sign now

potent spade
#

Idk

light void
#

Lol

potent spade
#

Arsene Wenger was rumoured

feral palm
#

Shame Jordi Cruyff has just been snapped up by Shenzhen FC in china

potent spade
#

Lol he will never coach the Netherlands (Jordi Cruyff)

lime mica
#

Wenger coaching Netherlands, nani the fuck

potent spade
#

Yeah lol

lime mica
#

tbf wenger coaching anything but arsenal is cursed

potent spade
#

I just hope they don't hire Frank de Boer or Mark van Bommel but they probably will

lime mica
#

ffs why do people go to china

potent spade
#

I would like Bosz or Ten Hag at Netherlands

lime mica
#

all you get is money and you'll probably get a good bundle of abuse

potent spade
#

I hope Bosz comes to the Netherlands tbh he said it was his dream to coach Netherlands

#

Now is the perfect time

#

Please don't hire de Boer or van Bommel lol

lime mica
#

I'll be rooting for you guys in the Euros

#

(if it happens)

potent spade
#

I'm more focused on world cups but euros is nice I guess

#

We need Dick Advocaat at the Netherlands to win everything

#

Best Dutch coach in the business

feral palm
#

Breaking News From Barcelona barcelona

The agent for Sergio Busquets and Sergi Roberto has told Tier 1 Source Helena Condis that neither of his clients will be leaving the team this summer. Both captains have not been told of any plans for their departures.

#

Breaking News From Barcelona barcelona

Xavi Vilajoana, Member of the Board of Directors of Barcelona told TyCSports, “We are evaluating the possibility of bringing Lautaro Martínez. He is one of the best in the world in his position."

grave glen
#

yeah

#

lautaro

feral palm
#

Xavi Vilajoana | 🎙️- "The future of Suarez will be defined by Koeman"

#

holy fucking shit this board

#

They're pinning it all on Koeman

#

So any poor transfers look like they're his fault

#

Bartomeu said the exact same thing about coutinho

grave glen
#

yeah

subtle lion
#

The future of Suarez is defined by Suarez facepalm

feral palm
#

Ffs

#

Font is overdoing it now

lime mica
#

font wyd

feral palm
#

What an unnecessary thing to say

lime mica
#

yeah why tf would you say that

feral palm
#

God damnit

grave glen
feral palm
#

4th kit this season is a bit...

#

Idk it's cool but strange

grave glen
#

yeah

subtle lion
#

Should have stayed at athleti

grave glen
#

yep

light void
#

Damn font

#

0 mercy

grave glen
#

Lmfao nice rebuild incoming

topaz crest
#

brilliant

#

get them all to 10 mil value so you can have a fat 110 mil to rebuild the entire squad

#

stonks

grave glen
#

lmfao read it says they'll not leave panduh @topaz crest

topaz crest
#

yeah exactly

#

once they age their value will drop

grave glen
#

who will pay their wages panduh

#

......

#

......

light void
feral palm
#

Busquets
Suarez
Alba
Vidal
Rakitic

#

They gotta go

#

Roberto and Semedo too

zenith estuary
#

Oh u sent it already

#

Nvm kekw

alpine socket
#

what the fck is rebuilding, if they are not selling even a single player

#

🤣

topaz crest
#

brilliant

grave glen
#

class

red hollow
grave glen
#

bryuh

iron rain
grave glen
#

for ducks sake!

zenith estuary
red hollow
#

wenger is linked to coach the netherland team

grave glen
#

bvuh

zenith estuary
#

@grave glen

#

This you? kekw

grave glen
zenith estuary
#

@fringe galleon

grave glen
#

lol

fringe galleon
#

kekw kekw kekw @zenith estuary

zenith estuary
#

@fringe galleon kekw kekw kekw

#

@grave glen i see a few "come to barca" comments in gini's latest ig post kekw

grave glen
#

....

#

secret madrid agents

zenith estuary
#

He would be a good signing for yous tho

#

Cuz his ass nearly 30

grave glen
#

honesty he's good but 30 yo and our average is like 29.7 ffs kekw

#

plus we just got pjanic

#

and suarez alba semedo busi no one leaving

zenith estuary
#

Koeman wants van de beek

grave glen
#

yeah

#

He'll be good ig

#

Depends

zenith estuary
#

and suarez alba semedo busi no one leaving
@grave glen that is so messed up

fringe galleon
#

Goll golll golll

#

NOOORCASSLE

zenith estuary
#

The players should know themselves that theyre not good enough anymore

fringe galleon
zenith estuary
#

And it wont do the future any good

#

Even xavi and iniesta knew they wouldnt last long anymore in the barca squad

grave glen
#

yeah but they care about money and not the club

#

even Puyol would've easily played for one more season

#

but he stepped down

lime mica
#

pensiveblob

thorny kiln
#

hire a manager and sacking is already planned straight away in order to get another manager?

grave glen
#

L

#

hes not leaving

#

bruh

red hollow
#

And tell Barca to defend well
@grave glen even if u did they couldn't out of reach

alpine socket
grave glen
#

no

#

no way

lime mica
potent spade
#

@grave glen what the fuck is all that bullshit lmao

#

Koeman had a clause that he could leave to Barca so I'm not sure why anyone would be paying anything

#

Looks like something that was made up

#

I thought that Hagrid account was kinda trustworthy?

#

Lol feels to me like they're probably both wrong

grave glen
#

lol

light void
#

The source is HelenaCondis

#

Hagrid just posts news that's either very trustworthy or mildy trustworthy

potent spade
#

Well theyre wrong tho I guess?

#

Koeman had a clause in his contract at the Netherlands that said if FC Barcelona wants him (only FC Barcelona not any other club) he can leave.

#

Everyone here knows about it lol

red hollow
lime mica
#

Riqui made the u-21 Spanish team? 👀

grave glen
#

what noway

torn ermine
#

is it?

grave glen
#

source

torn ermine
#

that would be great tbh

grave glen
#

yeah

lime mica
grave glen
#

then wow

torn ermine
#

then its legit

#

good luck for him, bright future for sure

lime mica
grave glen
#

dang

light void
#

Wowwww

topaz crest
#

damn

torn ermine
#

Adama grow up in barcelona right? he was also born there?

feral palm
#

Eric Garcia, Busquets, Thiago, Dani Olmo, Adama, Ansu Fati all La Masia graduates

lime mica
#

Iñaki, Aleña, Riqui, Pedri all in the u 21 squad

grave glen
#

yep

lime mica
grave glen
#

wait what happened with alba and spain

#

o nvm

feral palm
#

Inaki Pena gonna be promoted alongside Riqui, Ansu and Araujo

#

Barca B signing Alex Ruiz from Damm

#

And he's gonna compete for the starting position with Arnau Tenas and Lazar Caravic

grave glen
#

vaya vaya

#

he

alpine socket
#

messi-koeman meeting concluded

#

news to come

grave glen
#

He is probably going to stay, he has no choice.

#

but I don't expect him to sign a contract

alpine socket
#

how do they get news from inside

grave glen
#

media things I don't really know about it panduh

alpine socket
#

if he doesnt leave this season, he will def do it in next

grave glen
#

well yes, if we are still the same next season, maybe if the new board does some positive things but stuffs will end differently who knows

alpine socket
#

looks like barca is forcing him to stay

grave glen
#

clearly dependent

alpine socket
#

contract thing is just a cover up

grave glen
#

yeah

last badger
#

Real Madrid needs to invest there young players tbh

alpine socket
#

it is better to let messi go than keep him unhappy in the team

last badger
#

It's random but I'm annoyed that there's Benz still there where we need like young player to replace him

#

@alpine socket Messi needs to leave he is obviously not happy there and he isn't going performing that well

grave glen
#

Benz literally your second best player

#

Or even first

last badger
#

@grave glen ik

#

But he is getting old as well

grave glen
#

Play jovic every game

#

Ez

last badger
#

Jovic hasn't scored out of all his games

alpine socket
#

@last badger he is performing to his full capacity, u cant expect him to do any more

grave glen
last badger
#

Jovic hasn't scored like he was in his former club

#

He said that to

#

Well at least he is better then Eden Hazard

grave glen
#

Lmfao that was joke

#

and yeah hazard been um

#

not that good

alpine socket
#

injured..

last badger
#

Yeah he was injured most of the time

#

And he grew some belly fat

alpine socket
#

dembele of madrid

last badger
#

We need mbappe to replace benz

#

If jovic doesn't perform well

#

Lol

alpine socket
#

they are wasting his final year. probably, messi will leave barca on a bad note

pseudo jacinth
#

i hope messi will stay he gives competition fo real would be sad to see him leave

maiden atlas
#

Real > Barca

grave glen
#

okay

hot spruce
#

messi isn't leaving

#

before contract ends

#

but if he is he going to newells

#

i hope

#

idk I don't see him anywhere else

lime mica
#

FT Elche 0-0 Girona btw

grave glen
#

alr

lime mica
#

Playoff final

static ravine
#

newells

timber vortex
#

Barcelona costs messi 100M, no one will pay a transfer for it.Maybe some sheik can sign him. This is what happens when you renew a player's salary every 6 months so that he doesn't leave.

#

Deal with it

grave glen
#

yeah

thin ivy
#

Our new kit is cursed