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can we get a kek
23 shots and 1 goal is pretty miserable
AND GIRONA ARE THROUGH
wheeyyyyyy
Smh
JESUS, 23 shots
Who will they face in the final
yeah, shocking
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bruh
Tomorrow’s meeting between Barcelona directives will be HUGE. All pressure seems to be on Bartomeu at the moment..⏳
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Víctor Font (presidential candidate): "I demand elections immediately. I am in favour of stability, but the current project makes no sense." [tv3]
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yeah!
e
Honestly would be a good risk to sell Valick to sign Bono.
Came from the Atleti B team. He never got play time cause of Oblak
And uh, if it helps Draco. He was born in Montreal 
lol
Second half off we go
dub
Zaragoza can you maybe score
"no"
kek
oof
yikes
anyone real madrid fan?
no

Koeman to barca
.mhm

Ronald Koeman has been choosen as new Barcelona manager. He's going to leave Holland National team to join Barça - official statement on this week. Here we go! 🤝🔵🔴 #FCB #Barcelona #Koeman
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@grave glen poch >> ?

he'll probably play mid-block for 85 minutes with semedo, raki, Roberto, Alba and suarez
Cruyffista

And they can not have elections before march
why would he kek
'due to covid'
Grau another guy who has no power

he is getting sacked too
(🌕) The board meeting continues. A take away sushi delivery man has arrived. It’s going to be long. @HelenaCondis #FCB 🍣
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Lmao

joke
i would make pique pres lol
he'll be better than Barto at least
nah
more than 3 I think
@zenith estuary people insulted Barto when he left his car to join the meeting btw 
no idea they are going to waste time on sushi now...
@grave glen i heard 
@grave glen I was lookinggg for youuuu
8-2 made me go underground 
oof
Join league spirit
@fringe galleon koeman new barca coach
Or feel the wrath

Send inv 
Look at this blud @fringe galleon
(🌕) The board meeting continues. A take away sushi delivery man has arrived. It’s going to be long. @HelenaCondis #FCB 🍣
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sushi party after another trophyless season
no pizza
no pizza 😔
🍕 ❌
o
Ronald Koeman has been choosen as new Barcelona manager. He's going to leave Holland National team to join Barça - official statement on this week. Here we go! 🤝
hm?
❗️ LATEST NEWS | The FC Barcelona Board of Directors call presidential elections for first matchday after March 15, 2021.
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lets go
hm?
@grave glen he meant out
Koeman signs for 3 years and brings Alfred Schreuder as assistant apparently
(head coach at Hoffenheim last season)
Also Ajax is looking to get Luis Suarez
yeah
Yep smh
How did Sociedad manage to get Silva
I thought the Lazio move was a done deal
I wish he went back to Valencia
any people here watch TalkFCB?
Me @deft copper
hala madrid
any people here watch TalkFCB?
@deft copper what is this?
I wish he went back to Valencia
@magic cedar yh that would have been so nice
@full coyote youtube channel that talks about barca
Koeman will be announced in a few hours
what do you think of the appointment?
Netherlands and Barca have always had their similarities so it seems pretty good
Koeman will be announced in a few hours
@light void The legend
Defender with the most goal score
alr
WDYM?
JUST IN: Abidal will leave the club. @Benayadachraf #FCB 🚨🚨☎️
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I always love the dutch at barca, i have high hope for koeman
@torn ermine don't have high hopes tbh
he's pragmatic, something valverde was criticised for
yea
I'll obv support him
but don't have high hopes
nothing wrong being a defensive minded coach but it doesn't seem to work well here considering the last two managers
although valverde was pretty good overall
No other president in the world can replicate this
Inject it
Bartomeu is the director now? lol gg
hahaha
exactly
lmao
@zenith estuary buy him
bartomeu 😦
Swap for tom?
@zenith estuary @zenith estuary
loooool

Bartomeu to Liverpool when
Fml if that happens
nah, barto next stop, Spanish PM

already has experience in usurping power
for Catalonia
then 2-8 would be reversed
Exactly
that would actually need someone competent in Barca first though :P
And he might sell Kimmich for 50m to clear his debt after he buys Coutinho back for 80m 
Oh yeah
megakek
Debt FC
kimmich swap for semedo if he ends up at bayern

kek
KP Boateng to Bayern with Bartomeu when 
KP

omegakek
Ur legend
Do you mean Goatwaite

Can't believe you paid 20M for Braithwraite
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Even as a emergency signing come on man
Bayern fans gonna love Boateng bros

18m
Boateng reunion when
And he didn't even play 18 games keeek
keeeeeeek
if cowman can make Riqui a permanent starter it is a win
Are you guys sad about Abidal
he had no power under barto
and he's happy
Cowman

Is it actually true that Pep terminated his contract cause he had cancer
Or is that fake
Pep?
When Abidal was a player
He had cancer three times
Probably fake because I never heard that before
And apparently Pep Guardiola terminated contract
Yeah I haven’t heard that
I know Tito died of cancer
Which is completely fair
Idk about Pep
😢
no
Titooooo
lol

I feel like personally
Clubs shouldn't hire club legends
Koeman's last match as Valencia coach was a 5-1 defeat by Bilbao. At the end of the match the fans were chanting " Koeman please stay, Koeman please stay"
Why
I wanted Poch but
was never gonna happen
by the Bilbao fans
o
same
LMAOOO
almost relegated Everton or something
Doesn't Poch want Madrid
Mega L 
Yeah he did
Poch coached Espanyol so he was never going to come
Koeman is apparently a good manager but he has no pull power
Coached
😔
And then he said he's open on joining barca ||because no one else wants him||
sad for poch tho
barca was his only chance to get into a good club
yea
for next season
Who Poch?
pochetino
Dude
pochettino
Why did we fuckin pick Koeman over Poch
Poch can literally walk in any club

The issue with Poch is he is lazy and gives up fast
honestly he is better than cowman 
Poch is great
Yeah Koeman is 
Poch was so demoralised at Tottenham
he did so well without spending at spurs
Club legend and all but I have 0 faith in him
imagine being happy with a 0-0 vs Northern Ireland and losing first place to Germany, fuck off to Barca Koeman.
apparently northern ireland fans were chanting ronald koeman you're a wanker
wow
tbh Valencia is such a clusterfuck of peterlim
can't really blame anyone there
maybe neville
but not anyone else :P
rn?
Apparently Valencia doesn't have a squad and can't play matches
Since the owner told the player
To stop wages for a while and they get a IOU
But all the players are unhappy and don't wanna play
guess there's no fit owner check in spain? :P
Valencia is in el deep shit
Mega 
Club’s gone to shit
He's anti barca
Yeah but also would be funny
Nah but honestly
Anyways I can't say much anyways since we sacked Emery before a game started
But yeah they had lunch together or something
You know what Barca's issue is
Wait until messi leaves @lime mica
You guys spend high money on players that don't bring quality
oboy
barca will implode after messi leaves
You guys better pray Dembele has drunk enough milk for stronger bones once Messi leaves
Which also means
Tbf the best signings we’ve made recently (excluding FDJ and Arthur) are...Pedri and Trincao...
according to the news he makes the bloody transfer decision
gotta get that calcium
He isn't a flop
Once Messi leaves club goes to shit
IMO Messi leaving would be better
Or probably not? @lime mica
yeah I mean well lose the best player in the world
You guys won't agree with me but go 1 or 2 seasons like us, shit and rebuild
But we need a rebuild anyways
thats gonna happen anyways
keeping messi is gonna delay it
The key thing is we need Bartomeu out
Messi is barcelona
Barcelona is Messi
Nothing is going to happen for a rebuilt with that porg in power
what does bartemeou do wrong
IMO Bartomeu isn't bad
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other than the transfers bit
Look at the transfers he’s made; the money he’s spent
@topaz crest transfers is huge, no? I mean he almost bankrupted the club kek
Messi is asked whether he wants this manager or that, decisions aren't run through Bartomeu only btw too focus on your whole board
It’s been 3 goddamn humiliations and all he’s done is spend more money on stars that don’t actually help the club
that can be fixed by getting a good sporting director
And who appoints said sporting director
Why don't you guys take back Sanllehi now that we sacked him?
entire board pretty much
right
Board is a circus
Sanllehi was great for you guys
He's available now
also the other members have literally no power, half of the memebers wanted pimienta (barca b coach) as the next coach but Barto wanted cowman and that's what happened @topaz crest
more than half that's what I read
I wanted Pimienta in too 😦
Apparently Wenger turned Barca down
Well Wenger is actually smart with money
early elections in march with barto and co staying in office until july
so literally nothing changed @topaz crest
it might have just tainted his reputation
Which is what the club needs because it’s been spending itself to shit
Thats why we barely had big names signed at our club
thats what barca needs
not another winger
I cant man
Yeah we don’t need more “big names”
Play Jandro and even if we go through trophyless season I'll be more than happy
and other la masia players ofc
Like
Monchu first team when
I bet Wenger wouldn’t have let Chumi and Kike go 😔
Bartomeu is currently our President, Manager & Sporting Director
Bartomeu is the core clown
Scenes when Bartomeu works for Madrid

I don't even think Barca fans would be mad if he is that bad
90% would've seen it coming
Lmfaoooo bartomeu is arranging a private interview with cowman
@grave glen so he is all set to put all the blame to others
Btw koeman has just landed in Barcelona
Oh joy
@alpine socket like he always does
Lmfao bartomeu will have to pay 4 to 5 euros to Dutch federation
is Barca Blaugranas any good
and the club was almost bankrupt a few weeks ago
they link a source
which is usually sport
yh I think they're like onefootball and just pass things on
so theyre shit
well apparently yall are after Van de beek
VDB almost went to Madrid so I mildly doubt
mhm
the source is le10sport
never heard of that source 
same
we were also linked with gini
that would be odd
yeah it would be
do yall need midfelders?
i dont think barca should even try replacing Messi
I don't think we need midfielders
Bartomeu demands like 70m from ajax
they arent gonna be able to
ofc
its just gonna make them waste more money chasing nothing
Ajax are not the kind of club to do that bc they're not as bad as Barto 
we have great midfielders in the academy anyways
lol

btw we’ll also have to pay pool 5 mil if Coutinho wins the ucl
fuck sake really
yall have to pay us as well
when dembele gets 75 appearences
hope bayern lose then
idk 5 mil i think
oh so then never 
man this will make the club go bankrupt
lmfao yeah
hes 1 off 75
hes 1 off 75
@topaz crest that's why he wasn't played vs Bayern because the clubs almost bankrupt and can't afford shit
😂
lmao
oh actually not 10m, gotta pay 3m to Setien too so 13m down the drain

Koeman will get announced today
for like 2 seasons
Just figured out that if Bartomeu and the board step down, they are responsible for paying back the debt accumulated by the team during their term, so the next board can very badly expose them in the next general assembly
new presidents first masterclass hopefully

also now its obvious Barto wont resign because if he does he'll probably get bankrupt
nice pfp btw rian

also now the Arthur deal makes much more sense
yeah
balancing the books just to save yourself from bankruptcy
personal masterclass
who tf cares about the clubs future anyways
fax
Seems like koeman wants to bring van de beek in
Brilliant player
But idk if he has a proper position at barca
Unless Koeman plans to change the formation
yep true
maybe the mid will be riqui puiq, de jong, van de beek. Sorry to say, but i dont want pjanic to start
Will korman be allowwd to manage or is he another fall guy
Who knows
Unless that changes its a pointless discussion
We might tell at the end of season
We don't even have sporting director
It will be hard to find a guy who can take the job now
Next season is not too far, decisions must be made quickly
True
Will messi leave if barto stays?
If i were a big name coach
Going to barca
Id probably ask for the oldies to be removed
If u remove everyone, there won't be any squad left to play
Barca is already shit at transfer
Forward?
Academy in ruins already
They just can't sell him
Renegotiate wages for fdj if possible
No guts
You cant do a genuine revuuld with messi
Unfortunately
Its like when msd forced out the old guys
To assert his authority
Msd?
Dhoni re
Oh lol
That turned out good
Yes
You cant rebuild with the old guard around
No matter how good they are
Or were
The problem is, messi is the msd here....
Messi to city would be great, better than spending his final years at Barca
Messi must voluntarily walk off
lmao
ngl I laughed at “Our DM (tf he doin?!!)”
"offside!"
Messi to city would be great, better than spending his final years at Barca
@alpine socket You sure?
Messi should stay
Than barça should sell half of the team
And those players who are older than 30
Suarez, Rakitic, vidal etc
Than buy Alaba, Lautaro, Neymar(Who Knows)
Messi still got 3 or 4 years of Good football
And sack Bartomeu ffs
Nothing can be done until elections
Even koeman gets free authority or not we don't know yet
Do you think barça can sign Xavi?
No
bruh
Xavi might be legend, but coaching is not for everyone
I think it would be better than sign someone that doesn't know the barça playstyle
Xavi would be great after rebuild
Koeman is nothing less that a legend for barca
In his contract for Netherlands, he had a special clause for just barca
He could leave Netherlands only to manage barca
Wow
He even has a ucl final goal if I remember
yeah he was class as a player
but that doesn't mean he'll be an amazing coach
and tbh observing his last few appointments he hasn't been that great
#la-liga message@feral palm
Yeah that was a horrible season from him lmao
Jokes

idk if he'll actually follow through on his words because he's very dodgy in that department
but
some optimism to us depressed barca fans
https://twitter.com/BarcaUniversal/status/1295799170822004736?s=20 @potent spade congrats
🗣️ — Bartomeu: "Ramon Planes will replace Abidal as the sporting director."
ramon planes
a,lr
Bartomeu: "Barça is in a good place in terms of economics and finance. The problem is only the sports project."
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WHAT
LMFAO
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Man Barto cracking jokes live
sports project
bro
waht
outta here
Hes too good for us
bruh
Players who are untransferable, according to President Bartomeu: Messi, Ter Stegen, Lenglet, Semedo, De Jong, Griezmann and Dembélé.
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and cou can stay if cowman wants him
Dembele 🤔
I mean if he sells someone who he bought for 105m without addons, who didn't make like 75 appearances, he's just proving himself and his decision wrong, he has no option but to hope he can do better 
Are you guys happy with Koeman or sad
both
Just afraid of he'll be another 'flop' manager
^
^
Who would you have hired instead?
did we have another choice
Well if you had a choice who would you hire instead of Koeman

I heard Poch was one of our choices, so...
bruh
yeah
he was
I remember his game vs northern ireland just because of Holland fans going mad :P but yeah hes quite a pragmatic manager @potent spade
You're fucked.
Did you forget he single handedly took Netherlands out of the state they were in
I'm sure I don't follow Holland as much as you but
so wanted to ask if you're sort of happy he's leaving Holland
I don't care too much I think
I don't have anything against Koeman, I just feel like it's...an odd choice and that...it may or may not go well
How is it an odd choice though
He's getting Larsson as his second assistant manager
Nah defo not an odd choice imo
His character is clsss
Keep an eye on Luis Suarez situation. He has not been mentioned by the president Bartomeu between the “untouchables”, Barça would be ready to sell him if they’ll receive an “important bid”.
Ajax have contacted his agent and will try to get him back. Many clubs to follow. 🇺🇾 #...
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Something we'll need for sure
He's getting Larsson as his second assistant manager
@grave glen Schreuder*
He was the star for Cruyffs dream team too
He's first assistant

@potent spade nah Schreuder is his #1 and Larsson is #2
He's also getting Larsson
¯_(ツ)_/¯

I mean
bye luis
When bartomeu declared Semedo untransferable I let out a noise I wasn't aware I could make
Lmao Ajax
Let's be real Luis will rip up eredivisie
lmao rian
Wtf is semedo untransferrable now
Yep
apparently
....
why? fuck knows
Good untill the last name
Yep
yep
Looks like we won't be swapping puig with Milner
I feel like Koeman isn't really an odd choice. He's played for the club many years and knows the club very well.
Agreed
Plus he's been very successful recently
Do you remember the state Netherlands was in after 2014
And his first matter of business is gonna be dropping Busquets for FDJ
@light void or loaning him to mainz for 15m
FDJ in Busi's role will be amazing
And...get this
Btw Dest overrated?
@potent spade
English speaking interviews..
When are we renaming the camp nou
:O

For sponsorship stuff
next season???
@light void when the league starts
Ah
y'know fuck it I will always call it Camp Nou
any other name is just 
just like I never say "La Liga Smartbank" 
can't wait to visit ASDA Arena 

FDJ in Busi's role will be amazing
@lime mica you'll have to wait until he develops into that role because he has always been in a double pivot, maybe cowman will play a double pivot to unleash him
Netherlands went from losing to Bulgaria to beating France and Germany in the nations cup. That's Koeman's work tbh.
losing to Bulgaria
@grave glen might put Pjanic in next to him
right Pjanic exists
most probably
Netherlands was god awful before Koeman arrived
forgot about him for a sec 
After that it was like it didn't even happen
But who will Netherlands sign now
Idk
Lol
Arsene Wenger was rumoured
Shame Jordi Cruyff has just been snapped up by Shenzhen FC in china
Lol he will never coach the Netherlands (Jordi Cruyff)
Wenger coaching Netherlands, nani the fuck
Yeah lol
tbf wenger coaching anything but arsenal is cursed
I just hope they don't hire Frank de Boer or Mark van Bommel but they probably will
ffs why do people go to china
I would like Bosz or Ten Hag at Netherlands
all you get is money and you'll probably get a good bundle of abuse
I hope Bosz comes to the Netherlands tbh he said it was his dream to coach Netherlands
Now is the perfect time
Please don't hire de Boer or van Bommel lol
I'm more focused on world cups but euros is nice I guess
We need Dick Advocaat at the Netherlands to win everything
Best Dutch coach in the business
Breaking News From Barcelona 
The agent for Sergio Busquets and Sergi Roberto has told Tier 1 Source Helena Condis that neither of his clients will be leaving the team this summer. Both captains have not been told of any plans for their departures.
Breaking News From Barcelona 
Xavi Vilajoana, Member of the Board of Directors of Barcelona told TyCSports, “We are evaluating the possibility of bringing Lautaro Martínez. He is one of the best in the world in his position."
Xavi Vilajoana | 🎙️- "The future of Suarez will be defined by Koeman"
holy fucking shit this board
They're pinning it all on Koeman
So any poor transfers look like they're his fault
Bartomeu said the exact same thing about coutinho
The future of Suarez is defined by Suarez 
Ffs
Font is overdoing it now
font wyd
What an unnecessary thing to say
yeah why tf would you say that
God damnit
yeah
Should have stayed at athleti
yep
(🌕) Sergio Busquets will not leave according to his agent, neither will Luis Suarez, Sergi Roberto less chances, and Jordi Alba does not even consider to leave. Valencia was child's play compared to what is now coming at Koeman. @fansjavimiguel #FCB 🇺🇾🇪🇸
Lmfao nice rebuild incoming
brilliant
get them all to 10 mil value so you can have a fat 110 mil to rebuild the entire squad
stonks
lmfao read it says they'll not leave
@topaz crest
who will pay their wages 
Luis Suárez has absolutely no intention of leaving Barça this summer. He feels he still brings a lot of value to the team. [ovacion]
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❗ Sources of Barça say, The renewal of Nélson Semedo has already been agreed. Barça had offered him to extend his contract until 2025 as per @gbsans @mundodeportivo
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(🌕) Sergio Busquets will not leave according to his agent, neither will Luis Suarez, Sergi Roberto less chances, and Jordi Alba does not even consider to leave. Valencia was child's play compared to what is now coming at Koeman. @fansjavimiguel #FCB 🇺🇾🇪🇸
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Oh u sent it already
Nvm 
what the fck is rebuilding, if they are not selling even a single player
Ronald Koeman is ALREADY facing the sack at Barcelona next year...with presidental candidate revealing he will FIRE Koeman to hire Xavi https://t.co/pdMcAeuBpn
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🤣
brilliant
class

bryuh
https://twitter.com/MailSport/status/1296009022953402369
@alpine socket What the actual duck. Barcelona get your ish together!!!! For duck's sake.
for ducks sake!

bvuh

@fringe galleon
lol
@fringe galleon

@grave glen i see a few "come to barca" comments in gini's latest ig post 
honesty he's good but 30 yo and our average is like 29.7 ffs 
plus we just got pjanic
and suarez alba semedo busi no one leaving
Koeman wants van de beek
and suarez alba semedo busi no one leaving
@grave glen that is so messed up
The players should know themselves that theyre not good enough anymore

And it wont do the future any good
Even xavi and iniesta knew they wouldnt last long anymore in the barca squad
yeah but they care about money and not the club
even Puyol would've easily played for one more season
but he stepped down
pensiveblob
hire a manager and sacking is already planned straight away in order to get another manager?

@grave glen what the fuck is all that bullshit lmao
Koeman had a clause that he could leave to Barca so I'm not sure why anyone would be paying anything
Looks like something that was made up
I thought that Hagrid account was kinda trustworthy?
Lol feels to me like they're probably both wrong
lol
The source is HelenaCondis
Hagrid just posts news that's either very trustworthy or mildy trustworthy
Well theyre wrong tho I guess?
Koeman had a clause in his contract at the Netherlands that said if FC Barcelona wants him (only FC Barcelona not any other club) he can leave.
Everyone here knows about it lol

Riqui made the u-21 Spanish team? 👀
what noway
is it?
source
that would be great tbh
yeah
He just posted this
then wow
https://www.instagram.com/p/CEG70AJi97v/?igshid=11waskfag8bya
Ansu Fati made the senior squad 👀
dang
Wowwww
damn
Adama grow up in barcelona right? he was also born there?
Eric Garcia, Busquets, Thiago, Dani Olmo, Adama, Ansu Fati all La Masia graduates
Iñaki, Aleña, Riqui, Pedri all in the u 21 squad
yep

Inaki Pena gonna be promoted alongside Riqui, Ansu and Araujo
Barca B signing Alex Ruiz from Damm
And he's gonna compete for the starting position with Arnau Tenas and Lazar Caravic
(🌕) Messi has told Koeman that he does not see his future at the club clearly. The player has assured him that right now he is more outside than inside the club, but he is aware of the difficulties of leaving due to his contractual conditions. @rac1 #FCB 🚨⚠️🇦🇷
He is probably going to stay, he has no choice.
but I don't expect him to sign a contract
how do they get news from inside
media things I don't really know about it 
if he doesnt leave this season, he will def do it in next
well yes, if we are still the same next season, maybe if the new board does some positive things but stuffs will end differently who knows
looks like barca is forcing him to stay
clearly dependent
contract thing is just a cover up
yeah
Real Madrid needs to invest there young players tbh
it is better to let messi go than keep him unhappy in the team
It's random but I'm annoyed that there's Benz still there where we need like young player to replace him
@alpine socket Messi needs to leave he is obviously not happy there and he isn't going performing that well
Jovic hasn't scored out of all his games
@last badger he is performing to his full capacity, u cant expect him to do any more

Jovic hasn't scored like he was in his former club
He said that to
Well at least he is better then Eden Hazard
injured..
dembele of madrid
❗Barcelona knows Messi's intention to possibly leave, but they maintain he is still under contract and will not consider what he said to Koeman earlier. [rac1]
they are wasting his final year. probably, messi will leave barca on a bad note
i hope messi will stay he gives competition fo real would be sad to see him leave
Real > Barca
okay
messi isn't leaving
before contract ends
but if he is he going to newells
i hope
idk I don't see him anywhere else
FT Elche 0-0 Girona btw
alr
Playoff final
newells
Barcelona costs messi 100M, no one will pay a transfer for it.Maybe some sheik can sign him. This is what happens when you renew a player's salary every 6 months so that he doesn't leave.
Deal with it
yeah
Our new kit is cursed



