la-liga

[grave glen]

hes spitting facts too actually

napoli, bayern maybe, maybe even city

its just three games

anything can happen in 90 minutes

and for the first time in a long while, we're the genuine underdogs

Will be interesting to see 100%

i just hope to see this attitude that we saw today from messi and co

against napoli

Will also be interested to see who actually manages the team at this point

mhm

i think setien is staying

and also

i read this thread on twitter

chances have increased after this game

which said setien has improved this team

and stats showed t

xG increased under him

and we've conceded less under him

xG decrease for messi

[icy crypt]

Setien In!!!!

[grave glen]

and if we're being honest

[icy crypt]

We love Setien

[grave glen]

if messi had been a little more clinical

we'd have gotten more points

[feral palm]

Note this

Setien inherited a team he couldn't change

Now he'll have a transfer window to build the team he wants

[grave glen]

against, celta, he missed a sitter

[feral palm]

We weren't gonna win the league

[grave glen]

i know

but setien needs to get some credit

i still stand with my opinion that

valverde would have been even worse

[feral palm]

Agreed

[grave glen]

so

im not setien in yet

im just in the middle

there's definitely things he could have done better

first and foremost with the mentality of the team

subs

subs as well

and also he still hasn't found the lineup he wants to stick with

I mean we don't have quality subs rn but when he had grizi for example

he's experimenting every game

yeah

players getting unusual injuries too

because he hasn't had an off season, nor does he have the players at his disposal

agreed

so, setien hasn't been the BEST

but

he's been great at using what he's got

it could've been worse ig

He's a good coach for sure

Mentality

after a week's break

Said he expected madrid to lose points and shit

let's see if messi continues to grab the team by the neck

for two more weeks

Will be interesting

but he certainly did so after thursday

3 weeks, I think

oh aight even longer to be nervous about CL 😔

true

messi and co coming for the cup, europe aint readyyy im so gassed lmaoo

I'd say don't get your hopes high

lmfao yeah

but let's hope messi brings out a peacock and a fucking bald eagle out of his magic hat

will hope so

alright bai I'll sleep

gn

👋

[icy crypt]

https://twitter.com/dermotmcorrigan/status/1284909924288466945?s=21

Dermot Corrigan (@dermotmcorrigan)

Rotated (and possibly hungover) Madrid XI at Leganes: Areola; Lucas Vazquez, Militao, Ramos, Mendy; Isco, Casemiro, Valverde; Asensio, Benzema, Vinicius.

Twitter

Interesting

[thin ivy]

Subs are getting played but still no Bale.

He's on his way out yet still doesnt get a minute.

At least Areola gets to play though.

[icy crypt]

Yeah

[lime mica]

btw

it's HT in the Barca B match, 1-1

[feral palm]

Santi Cazorla has played his final Villareal game

What a king 👑

Is anyone watching the Barca b playoff

[lime mica]

2nd half started

Madrid goal

[feral palm]

Wuh oh

[icy crypt]

Ramos header

[thin ivy]

Ramosssss

Wow id never though hed have another goal in before the season ends

Capi is goated

[lime mica]

yooo

It's 2-1 to us

[light void]

Us?

Oh barca b

[icy crypt]

https://twitter.com/philkitro/status/1284928734722654209?s=21

Phil Kitromilides (@PhilKitro)

Sergio Ramos is the fifth top scoring Spaniard in LaLiga this season! 11 goals and counting...

Twitter

[winter rivet]

whats the score for barca b

[lime mica]

2-1

[winter rivet]

2-1

okay nice

does this mean that barca b will play in the segunda division?

[lime mica]

nah this is just the first part of the playoffs

segunda b playoffs are annoyingly complex

and tbf I've no idea how they work either lmao

[feral palm]

MONCHUUU

[light void]

I know fuck all about segunda b

[thin ivy]

@icy crypt i dont think ive come across a cb being top 5 scorer in a whole league before tbh thats crazy

[icy crypt]

Top 5 Spanish players btw

[feral palm]

@thin ivy Koeman

[thin ivy]

@thin ivy Koeman
@feral palm i wasnt watching football then

Means one thing either way ramos is still in his prime

[lime mica]

Monchu is amazing on FM

[winter rivet]

you gotta feel bad for leganes

😦

[red hollow]

Means one thing either way ramos is still in his prime
@thin ivy ramos is a beaaaast

[lime mica]

Atletico goal

[feral palm]

3-1 BARCA B

KONRADDDD

LETS GO

[lime mica]

Yessssss

[mint void]

osasuna playing barca:
osasuna playing mallorca :

[feral palm]

3-2

[tawny scarab]

what's the time

how much time left o.o

i see it's on 90+' but i can't see how much added time

nvm

full time

barca b wins

3-2

gg

what happens if Barça B wins segunda?, if there is a rule that they can't be in la liga

[feral palm]

Riqui watching the match going thru the airport

And yeah they can't go to La Liga

[tawny scarab]

so they'll just be there?

[feral palm]

Yep

[tawny scarab]

sad barça b noises

[feral palm]

Nice bit of prize money regardless tho

They'd win the trophies etc

If they did end up winning

And I'm sure a lot of players would move to first team

But as a team they can't progress to first division

[tawny scarab]

Konrad should

he's class

[feral palm]

Konrad, Monchu, Collado, Abe, Pena, Morer, Cuenca, Akieme, Moriba, Reis

They're all ballers

But when they move to first team it's hit or miss

Alena and Wague are the most recent ones to be promoted

If they do get to Segunda

[tawny scarab]

yeah

[feral palm]

They'll have Pedri, Matheus Fernandes

[tawny scarab]

sad Xavi simons left

[feral palm]

And that kid they signed yesterday

Xavi Simons was never Barca quality

Just bc the kids name was Xavi

Everyone thought he was the best

And that took away from the true talent like Ansu

And look where both of them are now

[tawny scarab]

i heard that Bartomeu signed Pedri and Trincao for the first team

not the second

in TalkFCB

[feral palm]

Pedri is likely to play with the B team

The kids only 17 so

Ik Ansu is only 17 too but he worked up thru the B team while Pedri was just signed from Las Palmas

Ansu , Riqui and Araujo plan to travel to Malaga for the playoff final

Just in from ESPN

[cedar finch]

Puig shold start next season

Hes class

[feral palm]

Messi Pichichi is Official

[lime mica]

Was elsewhere but yesss Barcelona B

Woooo

[feral palm]

One can only dream

Tbf

He had a shit game tonight

[icy crypt]

Sociedad have been shit since the restart

[floral ravine]

today's result about Atletico Madrid was just shitty

[lime mica]

R.I.P. Leganes

Relegated

This man is Barça through and through

[feral palm]

Fun fact: Courtois has 3x more Zamora's than Casillas

[icy crypt]

https://twitter.com/ultra_suristic/status/1284963092644978689?s=21

M•A•J (@Ultra_Suristic)

When is Barça's Pichichi bus parade?

Twitter

[light void]

Well

Laliga is finally over

Been an interesting season

[feral palm]

Yep

now we move to support Barca B

[light void]

If only we cancelled because of covid

[feral palm]

I think Ansu Riqui Arnau and Araujo are flying down to Malaga tomorrow

[light void]

Final table for LaLiga 2019/20

Celta were lucky af

Leganes not so much

[lime mica]

And six teams remain in the playoffs

[light void]

Final statistics

Top Goal Scorers

Top Assisters

Top Goal/Assists

Top yellow cards

[young thistle]

Ocampos 👏

[light void]

June 20th: Final matchday for Segunda Division/Laliga Smart bank/Laliga 123

GUARANTEED TEAMS FOR LALIGA
Cadiz, Huesca

[lime mica]

The six teams that remain in the La Liga Segunda B Promotion Playoffs:

[light void]

nice

[lime mica]

Logrones have already promoted

[light void]

Girona riding on Stuani's back

[lime mica]

Cartagena and Baleares have yet to play for the second championship promotion spot

8 teams

2 spots

😬

[light void]

I have faith that Huesca will do at least a bit better in laliga this time around

Don't think anyone expected Granada to get europa league qualification in their first season

Tied with Sociedad for a guaranteed EL spot too

Top 10 at home

Top 10 away

[feral palm]

Messi is POTY but I feel like they're gonna give it to Ramos

[light void]

Extra Stats:

Alright I'm done now

[icy crypt]

Yay Ramos or Casemiro aren’t on the most yellow cards list

[lime mica]

Do y’all think Barça B can pull it off

[lime mica]

Aired

Imma continue talking to myself and post this here

Suárez 6.6 lmao

On the other hand, Riqui and Messi

Frenkie also got a decent 7.4

[feral palm]

Vidal had a good game

Didn't make any mistakes when he played at CB for like 30 minutes

[thin ivy]

@icy crypt pls tell me we have a good reason to have drawn our last game of the season. Also was it home?

[potent spade]

Getafe not in EL next year

🥳

[topaz crest]

messi dominates the goal contribution charts holy

[grave glen]

ikr

no one came close

fucking legend

whatta man

well

had Barca beat Osasuna

Real would have won by only 2 points

the league was a lot closer than it looks

[topaz crest]

barca blew it towards the end

[grave glen]

too true

and too sad

[grave glen]

👏 vamos messi

703 goals, 297 assists

[grave glen]

r/barca ?

[hidden hound]

messi had a really good season too sad his teammates didn't support him at all

[icy crypt]

@thin ivy We were away, but don’t sweat it. This game didn’t matter, and we didn’t start that good of a squad.

[red hollow]

Real should focus on the ucl for now

[feral palm]

r/barca ?
@grave glen

Terrible sub, the moderators are trash so you can only post things like stats or articles

I was technically breaking rules when I posted this, but the upvotes that I got for it saved me, otherwise they'd have deleted it

[grave glen]

Dide

Dude

Every team focusing on ucl

Wow

Same with me

@grave glen

Terrible sub, the moderators are trash so you can only post things like stats or articles

I was technically breaking rules when I posted this, but the upvotes that I got for it saved me, otherwise they'd have deleted it
@feral palm I made a comment insulting bartomeu they would have easily removed it but someone gave me a gold award so I was safe.

[feral palm]

La Liga team of the season

[grave glen]

damn I'm gonna miss Santi so much

He will soon play for Xavi's side, Al-Sadd

[feral palm]

Yeah he signed this mornin

Xavis tryna bring Ever Banega to Al sadd too

[grave glen]

Yeah

He's so good too

btw messi 2.7 kp90

https://media.tenor.com/images/6723fa68ca727657188b93a1b2e73113/tenor.gif

[light void]

Aitor hm

[grave glen]

Aitor is great averages 4.4 saves per game

Mats averages 2.3

Courtois 2.2

this gap

[iron kelp]

messi on a whole other level

[feral palm]

Glad pique and Alba are in tots

Bc they're so disrespected by Barca fans

[grave glen]

levels

https://media.tenor.com/images/6723fa68ca727657188b93a1b2e73113/tenor.gif

excellent cropping skills correct screenshot

[icy crypt]

Wtf

That TOTS is bullshit

I guess it’s just based on sofascore average score, but they always do shit scores

[hasty shoal]

lol they didn't even put courtois or ter stegn

[grave glen]

It's mainly based on stats like, aitor has made 36 more saves than any other keeper in la liga, which is quite crazy, although he has less cleansheets than Courtois, but individual he has been outstanding

[hasty shoal]

and they put alba and pique lol

[grave glen]

Alba has more assist than Marcelo and Mendy combined so idk why he doesn't deserve to be there

[topaz crest]

mikel oyarzabal's chance to assis rate is quite good

but thats really not in his hands

also messi is soaring in these rankings

wont be surprised if he gets most tackles at this point

[grave glen]

He has created like more than 60 chances this season

Mikel

[topaz crest]

where would barca be without him?

[grave glen]

idek we are so dependent on him

[topaz crest]

how's dembele been doing?

[grave glen]

Man has 46 ga

[topaz crest]

or still injured

[grave glen]

Recovery

[topaz crest]

when he plays, is he good?

[grave glen]

Reports said he might not play against Napoli a few weeks back

[topaz crest]

he's made of glass

[grave glen]

[red hollow]

Who agrees that la liga is the best

[grave glen]

la liga sucks i hate ka kuga

[feral palm]

NO BALLON DOR SIUUUUUUU

[grave glen]

la liga

[feral palm]

ALSO

[grave glen]

7 what?

[feral palm]

Grizzo is getting #7

[lime mica]

👀

[feral palm]

Ooo

[lime mica]

Spicy

[grave glen]

[red hollow]

Bruh

[lime mica]

Don’t like Grizi but that looks spicy

[red hollow]

It does

Hope our number 7 does smt at least

[grave glen]

hA

btw why don't you like grizi @lime mica

[red hollow]

Nice emote

[lime mica]

Because

Barça B face Badajoz next

Riqui made the WhoScored and SofaScore TOTW dub

[daring flint]

tbh

if lewa doesnt win ballon dor

messi is the 2nd most to deserve it

lewa scores a shitton of goals

kdb assists a lot

messi does both at the same time lmfao

[feral palm]

True true

[thin ivy]

@hasty shoal @icy crypt How would you rate Areola this season with us? Also thoughts on his performance against Leganes?

[grave glen]

He kinda cost you guys a trophy

Ngl

true

who cost us a trophy?

[feral palm]

Hopefully Barca's XI vs Napoli

Ter Stegen

Semedo, Pique, Lenglet, Alba
Busquets, Frenkie
Riqui, Messi
Suarez, Griezmann

Roberto, Ansu, Firpo, Araujo, Rakitic as subs

Then for whoever in the QF

Ter Stegen

Semedo, Pique, Lenglet, Alba
Busquets, Frenkie, Riqui
Ansu, Griezmann, Messi

Suarez, Dembele, Roberto, Rakitic, Araujo as subs

[grave glen]

well

id prefer dembele coming on

if we ahead

honestly

[icy crypt]

Yeah Areola is probably a 3/4 out of 10

[grave glen]

nice 11

[icy crypt]

He had a couple of good games

But overall could’ve been better

[grave glen]

@feral palm only 1 change

4-1-2-12

not 4-2-2-2

[icy crypt]

I assume we won’t extend his loan

[feral palm]

@grave glen so Busi, Frenkie & Riqui, Messi?

[grave glen]

yup

busi as cdm

[feral palm]

Frenkie and Riqui will put a smile on my face

[grave glen]

samee

they are young

so i want them to pair up

becoz they are barca's midfield for the next 10 yrs

[feral palm]

Im excited for UCL cuz everyone's gonna be back (fingers crossed)

[grave glen]

ikrr

so excited

and for the first time this season

i have hope

[feral palm]

We'll have Dembouz, Griezmann, Frenkie

[grave glen]

after that performance

im really hopeful

i think we have a decent chance

[icy crypt]

Well last year was Messi’s last Balon D’Or

[grave glen]

well

this year was real's last la liga

lol

[icy crypt]

😬

[grave glen]

for 10-15 yrs

[feral palm]

@icy crypt I think of it as Ronaldos last chance

[icy crypt]

He ain’t getting it again too

[grave glen]

Well last year was Messi’s last Balon D’Or
@icy crypt if you think about it, in another way

[feral palm]

End of an era

[grave glen]

you are right

[icy crypt]

Pretty much

[grave glen]

last year

was the last time

[icy crypt]

I think they’ll still have good seasons next season

[grave glen]

messi won a ballon d'or

[icy crypt]

But not Balon D’Or level

[grave glen]

not the last one he will ever win

but the last one he won

[feral palm]

But if they're not ballon dor level then who will be

[grave glen]

lol

they are

ronaldo aint

[feral palm]

Neymar if he returns to Barca will win a ballon dor

KDB if city win the UCL

[grave glen]

i doubt his return

[feral palm]

I dont

[grave glen]

kdb will have a lot of chances

i really tbh dont want him to come

barca have spent $500m on youngsters

on oldies*

[icy crypt]

Idk Messi and Ronaldo won’t win any good trophies

[grave glen]

experienced players

we need young talents

with potential

to win

[icy crypt]

Maybe Ramos or Benzema next season if they keep it up

[grave glen]

they shud focus on fati

nahh

[feral palm]

@icy crypt Argentina aren't doing too bad with their young players atm

[grave glen]

ya

lautaro

[feral palm]

They could really stand a chance at the next WC

[grave glen]

is der

[feral palm]

Lautaro, Dybala

[grave glen]

and copa

copa next yr

[feral palm]

Gio Lo Celso

[grave glen]

in argentina

ikk

[feral palm]

Ocampos

Tagliafico

[icy crypt]

Nah they won’t win the WC

[grave glen]

well

depends

they might

[icy crypt]

Their experienced players will be nearly retiring

[grave glen]

as might others

well

lets see

2 yrs

[icy crypt]

Messi Aguero Di Maria

Otamendi

[grave glen]

messi wont retire

sure af

[icy crypt]

Yeah

But he won’t be as good

[grave glen]

well

[feral palm]

Juan Musso is sick too

He's the GK

[grave glen]

messi not as good is still 1000 times bette rthan anyone

[icy crypt]

France Germany Brazil look strong imo

[feral palm]

He's linked with Inter

[grave glen]

musso?

nice

[icy crypt]

I mean Messi’s always been good but still couldn’t win with Argentina

Don’t think anything’s changing

[feral palm]

He plays with Udinese rn but Inter are likely to sign him this Summer

[grave glen]

well

cool

lets not spark a debate

lets chill out

messi has been good with barca

with argentina

but

lets not go there

[icy crypt]

Lol

Is The Best award still happening

[grave glen]

yup

ig

best is fairer

[feral palm]

@icy crypt last time around he was carrying the team but not it's got Dybala, Lautaro, Aguero will still be there, Paredes, Musso, lo Celso, Ocampos, Tagliafico, Pezzella

[grave glen]

than ballon d'or

yaaa

[icy crypt]

Yeah The Best is way better

[grave glen]

im sure this time we got more chance

[icy crypt]

Coaches and stuff are more reputable than dumb journalists

[grave glen]

we saw who tf votes for ballon d'or

i swear

u remember ig

[icy crypt]

Journalists do

[grave glen]

those idiot voters

who dont know shit

[icy crypt]

Yep

[grave glen]

but people prefer ballon d'or

[icy crypt]

Only cause of the name

[grave glen]

yup

[icy crypt]

Now it’s shit

[grave glen]

in fairness

best is better

[icy crypt]

We all know the worst is that Dubai one 😭

[grave glen]

best shud be considered official

lol

[icy crypt]

The one Ronaldo won

[grave glen]

owned by ronaldo

[feral palm]

France 7/1
Brazil 11/2
Germany 8/1
Spain 8/1
Argentina 10/1
Belgium 10/1
England 10/1
Netherlands 14/1x
Portugal 16/1
Italy 20/1

[grave glen]

well

[feral palm]

Stats for WC 2022 Favourites

[icy crypt]

See France Germany and Brazil

[grave glen]

nice

germany favs

sorry brazil

well

are italy even qualifying?😆

[feral palm]

But who will Brazil even have as defenders then

[grave glen]

dunno

militao

ig

[feral palm]

Marquinhos & Militao

[grave glen]

hmm

allison keeper

[feral palm]

Lodi and Sandro on the fullbacks

It's not bad but

Hm

[grave glen]

yaa

not world class

midfield?

[feral palm]

Exactly, I don't think there's any world class defences rn

[grave glen]

true

germany ok ig

[feral palm]

Except for Real Madrid and Liverpool

[grave glen]

spain

yup

well

im really excited for this decade

coz it gonna be barca's

[icy crypt]

https://twitter.com/fcbarcelona/status/1285195574300442624?s=21

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

We understand.

Besides, everyone knows who the best is.

https://t.co/u8f3i307NN

Retweets

4118

Likes

12672

Twitter

So cringe man

Can’t u hire a proper admin for once

[light void]

Grizi taking number 7 I hear?

[grave glen]

he deserves it tbh

performances might not have been as good as coutinho's

but workrate is 10 times higher

[feral palm]

@icy crypt our admin is so cringe lmao

[icy crypt]

Ikr*

[feral palm]

This is who it is

https://youtu.be/3t1aNplr5XE

[grave glen]

nicee

[feral palm]

Our Instagram admin isn't bad

His name is Aviv he's pretty cool

[tepid hemlock]

that doesn't look too comfortable tbh

[grave glen]

our yt admin tho

that doesn't look too comfortable tbh
@tepid hemlock well lockers closed ig

best yd admin is bundesliga's

yt

[tepid hemlock]

yeah, but a bit more comfortable seats? i guess you're not sitting much in the dressing room, but..

[grave glen]

yaa

i wud have put a sofa

or something comfy

soft

that hard chairs must feel bad

[lime mica]

Yeah Aviv is pretty cool lol

[grave glen]

ig

well

[icy crypt]

Best Admin is ours

[grave glen]

im not on insta

[icy crypt]

We are professional

[grave glen]

best admin on yt

is bundesliga's

[lime mica]

our social media is generally cringe lol

[icy crypt]

Our social media output is shit though

[grave glen]

both of u at the same time

[icy crypt]

We don’t get all the cool behind the scenes and stuff like you guys

[grave glen]

lmao

yaaa

[icy crypt]

We’re professional at least I guess

But I LOVE BTS of anything

[grave glen]

not rather useful

ikrr

[lime mica]

bts?

oh

[icy crypt]

Behind the scenes

[lime mica]

behind the scenes

not the kpop band

[icy crypt]

Yeah lmao

[grave glen]

[icy crypt]

Idk why I love behind the scenes stuff so much

[grave glen]

i know

it looks cool

[icy crypt]

Yeah ikr

[lime mica]

they're cool

[icy crypt]

I pray one day we do a documentary

Like Spurs Or City it you

Or*

[grave glen]

i think draco talking bout something diff

[lime mica]

😂 I was watching one of the "a day in the life" things and it ended with Denis Suarez playing Mariokart lmfao

[grave glen]

they're cool
@lime mica ?

lol

I like the video 2015 when Barcelona plays fifa

[lime mica]

oh my god yes

also the PES one was hilarious

[grave glen]

yaa

i love the tottenham one

with them playing football golf

[lime mica]

😆

[grave glen]

in their new stadium

Has Messi ever Said a single word in English?

well

ig

complicated

I never heard it 😂

that's the word

'complicated'

in a gatorade ad

messi vs suarez

it was either complicated

or complicado

[lime mica]

he said "it's complicado"

[grave glen]

dammit

thats what i thought

Haha 😂

[lime mica]

but "it's" is in english

[grave glen]

but he understands english

big brain

What

I Only send an emoji

Lol

what happened

[lime mica]

it doesn't like the emote name

[grave glen]

which message?

[lime mica]

because it has something that resembles the n word

[grave glen]

which emote?

You are right it was the emote name

It is This 200 IQ meme

umm

whats the name

of the emot

[lime mica]

don't say it

[grave glen]

okk

just like so i know

just space it out

[lime mica]

don't lmao

[grave glen]

I cant say it But it is the n word But with 2 b instead of G i didnt know the name

ok

dude

thats a hindi word

[lime mica]

I get that's a reasonable emote lol

but maybe find it with a better name

[grave glen]

ig

cant find it tho

idc

[lime mica]

don't look for it

[grave glen]

ya

makes sense

[tepid hemlock]

😂

[lime mica]

anyway let's move on

[grave glen]

yup

I didnt saw What you where saying while i was typing

well

[lime mica]

[grave glen]

lets move on

Yes

where were we at?

Do you have an Good topic?

lmao

[lime mica]

messi not speaking english, I think

[grave glen]

any1 know bout lenglet?

what happened

[lime mica]

yh he got a groin injury

[grave glen]

is he fine?

how long?

[tepid hemlock]

Official: Santi Cazorla moves to Al Sadd

moneytimez

[grave glen]

cool

[tepid hemlock]

run around 10mins a week

get 1mil doing it

[grave glen]

hehe

[tepid hemlock]

chill out with xavi maybe

[grave glen]

china even better

[lime mica]

China is sus though lol

[grave glen]

tru

[tepid hemlock]

china gets capped money now anyway

[grave glen]

how long is lenglet out for draco?

[lime mica]

Lots of cash but also very low playing quality

not sure

[tepid hemlock]

foreign contracts can only be twice the avg. chinese ones

[grave glen]

true

hope he plays ucl

didnt look very serious

but he was smart

to get off

[lime mica]

@tepid hemlock but the chinese ones are paid too much anyway

[grave glen]

true

[lime mica]

the chinese NT lost to Syria apparently lmao

[tepid hemlock]

last time i checked it was 33k avg chinese

and 65k foreign cap

which is quite a bit for their level

but not insane

[grave glen]

imagine if saudi made a league

[lime mica]

fucking syria

[grave glen]

hehe

[lime mica]

state of Chinese NT

[grave glen]

ik

I know irl isnt like Carrer mode bit if You could sign and sell player to Barcelona which Players would it be?

[lime mica]

hmm

[grave glen]

umm

wait

lemme think

well

Sell raki and Vidal and promote B talents like Collado and Jandro

sign whom?

a good lb

we need a replacement for alba

No need to sign if you already have talent in the B team

true

Juan Miranda

very true

Can potentially replace him

Only One player

ig

For free

who?

You Choose

Id sign grimaldo

for free

[lime mica]

Juan Miranda

[grave glen]

Miranda is good

id sign alphonso davies

[lime mica]

You like Orellana?

[grave glen]

Off

Ofc

Jandro

[low forge]

orellana is pretty good

[lime mica]

I love Phonzy but Bayern won't let him go easily

[low forge]

[grave glen]

true

he is speed

[lime mica]

What're your thoughts on the captain, Monchu? @grave glen

[low forge]

should be a sprinter imo

[grave glen]

penalty merchant he's good

[low forge]

yh

hes really good

[lime mica]

he is such a pen merchant 😆

but he is good

[low forge]

especially for a left back

[grave glen]

ik

What about Sancho or am stupid now?

[low forge]

plays more of a left mid role tbh

[grave glen]

nah

not sancho

[lime mica]

I'd like to see him in the first team a few times tbh

[grave glen]

id use fati

who?

[lime mica]

Monchu :p

[grave glen]

Sancho is good but id ratger give consistent minutes to Konrad even tho he's probably not that talented

ahh

ya

honestly

[lime mica]

Also Sancho would break our bank

[grave glen]

Maybe a New CB that isnt 10000 years old

he's class still

[low forge]

[grave glen]

we need to make la masia good again

De ligt

@lime mica Just think for free

[low forge]

watch out luiz for lenglet coming soon

[grave glen]

Araujo is good

[lime mica]

hey maybe COVID-19 draining our revenue is a sign we should invest in youngsters

[grave glen]

Cuenca, arajuo, Ramos mingo all quality cbs

how do u cut ur script

like dat

[low forge]

~~ text here ~~

~~

[grave glen]

^

[lime mica]

~~texthere~ ~

[low forge]

put it infront and at the end

yh

[lime mica]

and remove the second space

[grave glen]

okk

nice

i see

[lime mica]

[grave glen]

nice

~~ or do i?~~

[low forge]

nice

[lime mica]

Cuenca 🥴

[grave glen]

~~ ~~

cool

[tepid hemlock]

the other Cuenca

[grave glen]

well

ill be back in 5 mins

[lime mica]

Jorge Cuenca

[grave glen]

i got hw

[lime mica]

gl

[grave glen]

https://youtu.be/6X8_ZamiYYU

[tepid hemlock]

Isaac, Israeli Premier League legend : >

[grave glen]

thanks

test

cool

[tepid hemlock]

failed faster than Gai Assulin

[grave glen]

This Cuenca man

[low forge]

isnt cuenca the defender for barca

[grave glen]

De ligt
@grave glen maybe

[low forge]

yh ok i can see

[grave glen]

I think i agree

he's the other cuenca

[lime mica]

yh Jorge Cuenca

[low forge]

hes 20 innit

[grave glen]

thanks

What about old mister Neymar

nope

not at all

barca have to get over him

he decided to go

He is 10x times better then Coutinho,Griezmann,Dembele

well

id rather play fati

[lime mica]

yh but we cannot afford him lol

[grave glen]

i personally dont want him

[lime mica]

yh

PSG would charge us like 200m+

[grave glen]

ik

and not worth it

he's 28

True

like i said

[low forge]

yh

its not worth it

[grave glen]

we need to invest in young talent

[low forge]

kek

[grave glen]

Wow he is 28 Time really flies

~~ fuck neymar ~~

[low forge]

whens the elections btw

[lime mica]

coUgH la maSIa CouGH

2021

[grave glen]

next yr

[low forge]

ah i c

[grave glen]

cough

[low forge]

whos running

[grave glen]

font

[low forge]

nice

[lime mica]

yh

font said he wanted to bring in Xavi iirc?

[grave glen]

i think he'll win

ya

[low forge]

yh

[grave glen]

xavi shud get some xp tbh

[lime mica]

^

[low forge]

i remember seeing that in the news

[grave glen]

bring him in as assistant

[lime mica]

bringing him in rn is like chucking him in the deep end w/o a life jacket

[grave glen]

for a couple of seasons

then projmote him

yup

exactly

[low forge]

you guys want to bring him in as assistent coach huh

interesting

[grave glen]

yup

The biggest problem We have is our management

he needs experience

true

but all dat gonna change

next season

Baromenu Will be There forever

nuh uh

well

@grave glen typing something big ig

People saying Setien's main problem is that he inexperienced but those same people are also willing to get Xavi who also is inexperienced

true

not me

Before it was Valverde

Not Seiten

It cant just be trainers fault

We need something new

true

We cant try to play Tikitaka like 2011 anymore

ik

its sad

I Hope Barcelona doesnt become like Milan

true

ill be back in 5 mins

yall talk

[tepid hemlock]

that depends on how much of the board assheadness trickled down to la masia

[grave glen]

Cya @grave glen

cya

that depends on how much of the board assheadness trickled down to la masia
@tepid hemlock yep

[tepid hemlock]

Milan's academy wasn't ever world class every generation or anything

they had a few talents here and there

[grave glen]

We cant hype Young Players to much

Like Xavi Simons

[tepid hemlock]

while im guessing the xavi/iniesta/messi generation was a bit better than the usual

[grave glen]

Yes

[tepid hemlock]

i assume la masia generated talent before

[grave glen]

[tepid hemlock]

:P

[latent condor]

10 minutes

[grave glen]

Barcelona 2011 is my favorite team of all time

[lime mica]

[grave glen]

how the mighty have fallen

120m well spent

[lime mica]

31 seconds lmfao

[tepid hemlock]

how many seconds for dembele and coutinho tho ;x

[grave glen]

Physicsits and mathematicans is still trying to solve it @tepid hemlock

hehe

[tepid hemlock]

luckily for you it seems like people still regard them high enough to pay

[grave glen]

.

[latent condor]

you can have him back

[lime mica]

lmao

[grave glen]

well

we dont want him

[lime mica]

the board disagrees

[grave glen]

hehe

https://twitter.com/DavidValdearen1/status/1285026636631597056?s=19

David Valdearenas (@DavidValdearen1)

El FC Barcelona estaría estudiando el fichaje del delantero brasileño Ribamar para dentro de 2 temporadas cuando Luis Suárez abandone el club. @Ribamar_97

Retweets

342

Likes

1242

Twitter

This clown

[lime mica]

[hasty shoal]

lol

[grave glen]

@hasty shoal If You are not with me then you my Enemy

[hasty shoal]

ok

idrc

[grave glen]

[lime mica]

[hasty shoal]

idk why when i see your pfp i think of bloodborne @grave glen

[grave glen]

Its not that different tbh

[lime mica]

allez allez alleeez

vibing

[hasty shoal]

?

[grave glen]

Patrick kluivert actually said that 🤦‍♂️

[lime mica]

[grave glen]

and now he is outperforming all of them

[lime mica]

that beautiful 8.7 rating though

also sprite check #606571710015340564

[grave glen]

he has been consistently doing that since a lot of time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaCxXOnrHWc masterclasses compilation again

[lime mica]

ahm bored so imma watch

also I've got Un Dia De Partit on loop

[hasty shoal]

https://youtu.be/teBv4Gm-t5Y

[grave glen]

Lmao whys that so funny

[lime mica]

the number of times Riqui got needlessly knocked down by opposing players 2 minutes into the video: 3

[grave glen]

Ikr

[lime mica]

he gets smacked about a lot 😬

[grave glen]

his passes between the lines tho

[lime mica]

that flick 🥴

[zenith estuary]

[lime mica]

what're you keking for

[zenith estuary]

Hey

[dim sonnet]

why is messi autistic?

what type of a title is that lol

[topaz crest]

https://youtu.be/teBv4Gm-t5Y
@hasty shoal
i was dying while watching this

and messi fanboys are spamming dislike

its perfect

[hasty shoal]

lol

[tepid hemlock]

that roll

messi just likes to have stoic, 1000 yard stares

[feral palm]

https://youtu.be/9AOllu92wac

I'm so excited to see him play for us

[tepid hemlock]

FM wondergod

[feral palm]

Goal Las Palmas
Las Palmas [1] - 0 Extremadura UD

⚽ Kirian Rodriguez

16"

Goal Las Palmas
Las Palmas [2] - 0 Extremadura UD

⚽ Pedri 👑
18"

Goal Las Palmas
Las Palmas [3] - 0 Extremadura UD

⚽ Ruben Castro
21"

[lime mica]

Damn

[tepid hemlock]

segunda B is complicated

did barca b qualify or just got a place in the playoffs?

[lime mica]

We’re in the playoffs

Through to the second round of playoffs

[feral palm]

I think the playoffs are like a tournament with an extra round

[lime mica]

8 teams and 2 spots :D

[feral palm]

Quarter finals, semi finals, final

Oh wait 2 spots

Cool

[lime mica]

Then the winners thing

[tepid hemlock]

yeah there's a championions route and non champs one

like weirdo UEFA CL qualifiers

[lime mica]

Because the winners get 2 spots and then the non winners get 2 spots

Also the non promoted winners join the non winners fun

Las Palmas 4-0

[feral palm]

Goal Las Palmas
Las Palmas [4] - 0 Extremadura UD

⚽ Mauricio Lemos
31"

[icy crypt]

Nah Messi is actually mildly autistic

[feral palm]

Probably but who gives a fuck lmao

[icy crypt]

Yeah Ik just saying

[lime mica]

^

[tepid hemlock]

must be all the injections

[icy crypt]

Those were just steroids

[tepid hemlock]

and 5G chips

[icy crypt]

Yeah

[feral palm]

Lmfao

[icy crypt]

Messi is a walking 5G toerr

Tower*

That’s why u can’t tackle him

[feral palm]

He's a pretty small tower then

[lime mica]

Lamo

[feral palm]

Villareal manager has left the club

[lime mica]

o

[daring flint]

@feral palm griezzmann injured

[feral palm]

Yeah he was injured last week

[thin ivy]

He kinda cost you guys a trophy
@grave glen Which one?

[grave glen]

He'll be fit before the Napoli game tho

https://twitter.com/HagridFCB/status/1285256566262960128?s=19

Hagrid ✆ (@HagridFCB)

(🌕) #Pjanic is coming to be a starter. #Rakitic will not continue and #Vidal will also leave if there’s a good offer // 🚨👥🔄 @fansjavimiguel

Likes

332

Twitter

ah

[lime mica]

oh

[thin ivy]

Barca prolly gonna spend on an expensive ass average midfielder

[grave glen]

erm I don't think we are linked with anybody as of now and if bartomeu gets enough money or he somehow convinces inter, he will bring in Lautaro

[feral palm]

Goal Las Palmas
Las Palmas [5] - 0 Extremadura UD

⚽ Ruben Castro
47"

[grave glen]

Castro masterclass

1 assist two goals

[feral palm]

Yeah and he's 39 years old lmao