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saurez isn't good now
he was a beast in liverpool
i feel barca should sign jesus from city
Setien's at the wheellll
casillas is coming back to real madrid?
?
Legendary goalkeeper Iker Casillas is returning to Real Madrid as an advisor to club president Florentino Perez
yeah
You made me think he was coming back as a gk
Anyways
We’re down but not out from contention of the last trophy we can win this season, the UCL
I guess we go again tomorrow then again in 3 weeks
Barca is gonna remain trophyless this season
Not gonna count Messi out
But if say, Messi gets injured
Barca will most probably get knocked out of CL
Casillas is back
Ty
Oh wow
Now I'm less proud of when I made the barca logo out of players since it wasn't nearly as accurate
players are a bit more....uh what's the word....hard? to? manage? than emojis
@light void
is that a reliable source
i cant wait to see ter stegen in midfield tomorrow
Really?
Yea
The #AlavésBarça squad
1 ter Stegen
2 N. Semedo
5 Sergio
9 Suárez
10 Messi
13 Neto
15 Lenglet
18 Jordi Alba
19 Braithwaite
20 S. Roberto
21 F. de Jong
22 Vidal
28 Riqui Puig
31 Ansu Fati
33 R Araujo
36 Arnau
1278
Looking barcas form these past 2-3 games even Milan could whoop them
lowest
well @icy crypt i gotta change my nickname now
it was a good run
but im back
yup
well
setien gonna stay for UCL
Golfers usually wear folded collars
This one just looks weird
Like I’ve been trying to think of what to compare it to
I’m pretty sure I won’t be buying this one too. I’ll probably just buy some retro shirts.
It’s not as bad, but the pink just doesn’t go well imo.
White would've worked better
These kits aren’t ‘Madrid’ enough
How tf are we going to lift our 15th UCL and 35th league in this
@icy crypt first beat Sheik Mansoor's legal team
@icy crypt first beat Sheik Mansoor's legal team
@grave glen Bruh they lost against arsenal this is gonna be a walk in the park.
Those kits look garbo.
ugh
The home and away are 

hey we have a pink kit for next season too
@thin ivy nuh uh that wasn't UEFA was it. Even if you beat them, they gonna call CAS and y'all dead. VAR ain't gonna help u brother
@thin ivy nuh uh that wasn't UEFA was it. Even if you beat them, they gonna call CAS and y'all dead. VAR ain't gonna help u brother
@grave glen that was in the ucl. We're not counting on var either. Whats CAS?
If anyone wants to play the var game then we dont benefit much from them in the cl.
Alaves 0-2 Barcelona
Here’s hoping real are drunk and hangover and lose 5-0 to Leganes

Hope Messi atleast assist one goal so that he can break Xavi's record for most assist
Messi pls break Xavi record and score too so benzema can't catch up
Pls Messi CMON
Here’s hoping real are drunk and hangover and lose 5-0 to Leganes
@slender olive weve been unbeaten at home this season, won the title and we losing to leganes? Lol
Wot
At least puig starts
Then what was the point in posting it 😛
Whenever Vinicius catches Pique 1on1 https://t.co/9YLnrWBzWi
145
953
bruh

Our subs for #AlavésBarça
1 Ter Stegen
2 N. Semedo
19 Braithwaite
21 F. De Jong
36 Arnau
188
2336
nice
nice bench players
two goalkeepers 
🔜
Yall subbing ter stegen? )-)
Lmao bartomeu spent a billion and can't afford a proper bench, kill me at this point
Good luck
Setien is brave putting a sub keeper on after losing at home
Also the fullback lineup looks shaky
Hopefully Benzema gets 3 pens today
C'mon dude
Puig is absolutely goated
ya ik
3 shots hitting woodwork
in 15 mins
amazing
Smh
?
yaa
so sad
Shaking my head
we cud have been 3-0 up
ik
not to mention a couple of saves
and a few missed chances
free kick guys
Mhm
Time?
you saw the skill?
I'm behind, I think
20: 08
19:15
ahh
sorry
wont spoil
Ty
want me to spoil?
21:20
erm not if it's a goal 
ehh
21:10
nahh
it aint
20:20
sorry
bruh moment
?
ya saw?
yeah rn
tbh
it wasnt pretty good
well
if anything happens ill try to keep my mouth shut
it'll be difficult

but i think i can
FATI SCORED
MESSI ASSIST
LETS GO
21 ASSISTS
ok
nah some of them talk about some other games 
im shut
yaaa
well
tryna shut up
but ya said it
bad net
im sory
sorry
but i was shut @grave glen
Yeah 
well
u gonna stay here?
or matchday?
here i guess
same
@grave glen u der?
well
in the shittiest of shit seasons
puig and fati have been bright sparks
Mhmm
fuck suarez
shit
so close
sorry
did ya see?
Are you kidding me
ikrr
that was dreadful
ah
nice skill
@grave glen where are you watching?
like
on what platform
ok net probs again
if they play like this against napoli.. oh boy
the other team is making a lot of mistakes at the counter attack
Messi assist
are we playing good?
Yeah Alaves can’t keep the ball updront
You’re playing aright
Suarez is playing shit
bruh
wow
what man
the day i cant watch
what beauty
what brilliance
well
Lovelyyyyuu
if we play like dis
we have a chance
in the UCL
PUIG ASSIST YOU LOVE TO SEE IT
ikr
the present and the future of barca
combining twice
Fati+Messi
and Puig+messi
Lovely
im loving this
this is barca
just take out suarez tho
he's not playing well
and they are alaves so 
yaaa
need to replicate these things vs better teams

just needed that emoji
lmao took time tho

yaa
got it
tbh
setien isnt the problem
sarabia and bartomeu are
just type : panduh : but without space between :
yaa
got it
Sarabia is not a problem imo
he is kinda
Bartomeu obv is
doesnt exactly fit in tbh
i honestly think
yeah but he's not bad
Xavi shouldnt be made head coach
make xavi assistant
The players don't like to get called out
let him try
The players don't like to get called out
@grave glen absolutely
If he has a good performance today
well
roll out the kids
he's probably not staying
he'll be given the ucl
to try
depends on ucl
depends on lord Bartomeu 
ahhhhhhhhh
so close
so damn close
amazing
amazing football
superb cross
superb header
well
OH
if barca play like this
napoli ded
that was amazing save tho
ikrr
Close indeed
amazing
im still shocked
crap
Good cross but not sure if better players would have allowed that
ahhhhhhhhh
ya
nah
it was ingenious
by messi
indeed
look at alaves mess up tho
and puig
that was sheer audacity
Puig goated obv
ya
@lime mica are you watching this Puig masterclass btw 
3-0
suarez
amazing
wowowowowowowo
this is fucking amazing
forgive me
damn
cmon napoli
@grave glen does it look like I can

bloody amazing
well
Barca are plauing
playing
absolutely amazing
all 3 have scored
@lime mica hey draco
hai
didnt see ya there
you're not watching?
@grave glen come here
are you watching?
no
i wish i was
damn
shouls i
why?
tho
just watch it
dojng some stuff
but i can stop
its the best barca have played
yeah
well
im gonna watch
u got 15 mins
half time
o
already
wow i missed
dont miss this
yeah bro i wont
watch highlights
this is amazing
amazing
I'm kinda pissed that Barcelona changed their website so you need to pay for match replays now
although we lost la liga
I'm kinda pissed that Barcelona changed their website so you need to pay for match replays now
@lime mica wtf
we playing better
srsly?
once we lost
yeah
ya much much better
damn them
watch on yt
nevermind I forgot @lime mica 
just watch highlights

I'll find highlights yh
I kind of get it because they need money but also 
btw another typical suarez game, missed two big chances and this goal will probably hide how shit he was for more than 40 mins 
ya
lol
crap
crap
crap
nice try tho
i hate mebeds
embeds
btw another typical suarez game, missed two big chances and this goal will probably hide how shit he was for more than 40 mins
@grave glen ik
yeah
but he scored when it mattered
well
he needs to get better
he got 3 weeks
UCL suarez 
hehe
Man has 0 away goals since like 15/16 or some shit
i cant find any highlights
e
ya ik
but no away games this time 
but no away games this time
@grave glen big brain
Stop rickrolling me 
hehe
hehe
Gonna wait for Sprite's game analysis
lmao I was afraid you were gonna post smth illegal or sketchy and it was a rickroll lmao
Lol
#Football#PremierLeague
hehe
Second half started?
nah
half time
@lime mica here ya go @grave glen too
ah let me know when it starts, please 
check the embed
sure
lit
lol
Eh
we will beat them, one goal after the other, until they are lame
Everything is unpredictable
we will send napoli back to europa league
keep in mind this is alaves
true
very true
Napoli don’t go to the EL if they lose
everyone was saying that after we defeated Villarreal 4-1 and then we lost to 10 men osasuna sooo 
i didnt say that napoli were going back to el if they lose
i meant that they would be too scared to go back to ucl
Alexa 
Oh
Hows the barca game 
3-0

Hi Alektha
every1 online
:D
Messi and muller now have the same assists
wait
o
it isnt like all together?
so 3 penalties for madrid next game I guess
nah
how many goals does messi have this season
lmao
@icy crypt he gotta score 4 to win
@grave glen 23 pr 24
or
o
thats the least hes had ina season right
24 I think
yaa
||halad madrid||
Shit
ha

he has 21 assists
yeah
most in a season
45 goal contributions
higher than anyone
||hala madrid||
its one of hisbest season
This is more goals than I expected Benzema to score anyway


So I’m still happy
rekt
Time for the rest of our front line to catch up
rekt
well
forget front line
ur back line got enough
Start jovic instead of benz imo @icy crypt
Isco discooo
He needs more time
yup
He jumped in the deep end too early
he shud have stayed
He rejected barca didnt he
yh
in leipzig
what
was it?
@grave glen leipzig???
frankfurt
Frankfutt
ohh
Furt
sorry
frankfutt 
@lime mica dude shut up
Idk man we can still get 4 pens
ya eintracht
ly too
dude why?

ohhh



lmao
we back
Akward...

@grave glen
I believe in Perez
goal needed to break the akwardness
don't say it don't say it don't say it
np
Puig masterclass?
don't say it don't say it don't say it
@lime mica ?
auarez master class
bruh they almost
dude
akward 
okk
ahhhhhh
shit
thank god
@grave glen
wait 10 secs
then comment
coz me behind

well napoli wud have scored it
lenglet
is he okay
ya
first half
they showed something
crapp
no hes not okay
Time?
hea injured
ya
46:35
46:45
okk
hes off
46:16
well
lenglet injured?
nah
o
i dont think so
not risking shit
with ucl
Arajuo in?
oh noes
Lenglet more like long leg
Lenglet is off
lenglet for ter stegen in outfield
@grave glen time?
that was terrible @zenith estuary
Vidal has dropped back to Center Back
@lime mica 
okk
let Ter Stegen be in center back
I tried
he can cross balls
now im 20 secs behind
Vidal and Araujo are the new center back pairing for Barcelona
Araujo 
hehe
I wanna see madrid shithousery to get a benz hat trick
@thin ivy wont help
Todibo where u at 
he needs 4 goals
Yall are so inconsistent i thought youll be conceding against alaves
not 3
I want to become a referee
well
i wanna be more vakuable
valuable
lo
We spent more than 500m and Araujo is our third choice cb and we are competing in UCL 
hehe
hehe
lenglet goes off

Commentator said three goals and messi only had one goal wdym
😔
@grave glen barto masterclass
messi will win the pichichi @thin ivy
messi got less games
more assists
so to go ahead
benzema needs 4
vidal is doing great
Oh the best rb itw on
hes everywhere
ya
messi will win the pichichi @thin ivy
@winter rivet i guess but the chances of him losing it is never zero
true
Hardy har har refs again
but 4 is too much
Seriously quit it
im watching with spanish commentary
naw benzema is not that selfish
51:40
okk
@grave glen
ye
a
im nice now
h
fine
almost
a goal
im 5 secs behind ya
i saw
shitttttttttttt
so close
but offside anyways
Simeone said it himself the referees were being fair
yea
Srsly cut that ref bs
Nahh I'm good
Sounds a lot like cope
@thin ivy let them cry
lenglet went back
so what's going on now
well
There's no need to insult one's beliefs
football
some barca fans admit and some don't
Barca losing yet?

@zenith estuary 3-0 up bb
no I meant with the madrid fans
Nah barca got this one
well
denying paying refs
what's with the whole bit about crying
Unless alaves goes bayern mode
we beated Bayern Munich until they were fucking lame
yaa
lmao
Well theres a reason people call barcelona varcelona so i guess we equal grounds with this eh
lol
we can do it again
@winter rivet they did the same to us u can't rlly use that as a point
lol you couldn't even get to 30 league titles
in 2013
0-7
we got umtiti though
lol you couldn't even get to 30 league titles
@hasty shoal well its not like we were the capital team and half the governments money in the 60's went to us
king's
@thin ivy literally every big team has a VAR-related nickname
except for toronto fc
@lime mica
your dad wasn't even born in 60's so you could know
I said big 
@thin ivy literally every big team has a VAR-related nickname
@lime mica makes sense
@hasty shoal who told u?
What’s going on now
@icy crypt > @hasty shoal well its not like we were the capital team and half the governments money in the 60's went to us
@grave glen
What’s going on now
@icy crypt football
toronto fc isnt big?😭
who told ya
Fun fact: if Antonella filed for a divorce from Messi and takes half his properties then she'll have 5 La Liga titles which would still be more than Real Madrid in the last 15 years
@hasty shoal
its the biggest
@thin ivy literally every big team has a VAR-related nickname
@lime mica good reason for people to stop pointing fingers at that whenever theyre losing tho
Fun fact: if Antonella filed for a divorce from Messi and takes half his properties then she'll have 5 La Liga titles which would still be more than Real Madrid in the last 15 years
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@hasty shoal
@grave glen roastttt
4-0

howwwwwwww
poggers
wowowowow
PUIG ASSIST
HIS FIRST GOAL
YES
No Vidal against Napoli right?
WE PARTY
Didn’t he get a red
SEMEDO GOAL
oh yeah
I SAID ABOUT AN HOUR AGO SEMEDO IS TRASH AND NEEDS TO GO THAT WAS REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY TO GET HIM TO SCORE
If he did, then that’s good he won’t play the second leg
de jong
busquets comes off
on
fun fact if antonella divorced with messi and took half of his property he would have 2 ucls and that's not even our amount of ucls in 3years
@icy crypt correct
De Jong On 
suarez be offside though
noice
fun fact if antonella divorced with messi and took half of his property he would have 2 ucls and that's not even our amount of ucls in 3years
@hasty shoal oooooo burn

google still says 3-0
De Jong on

Google bad
well google slow
yes google bad
@icy crypt google once turned "Busquets" into "S.B.I. Burgos" on the lineup and I still have no idea what they were doing
well draco
Wtf
can we get to 10 goals
I mostly use FotMob on mobile lol
I’ve been looking for that meme
but google is convenient
But with UCL on it
SofaScore is fast for me
Getting my Pique 5 picture ready
we gottem
im sorry i had to do it
Ok
isaw that on instagram
also is that his first league goal contribution
I like the BR football app but that shits slow
also is that his first league goal contribution
@lime mica nope
Yeah that meme but with him very old
he had an assist today
hmm when was his first?
ohhh
messi one
still a dub
and im sure he's given some before
@thin ivy you could do that to literally any team lmao
Barcelona have had a great year for charity, with auctioning the Camp Nou name, selling face masks for charity
And giving Real Madrid their second title in 10 years
@lime mica he assisted on debut
@thin ivy you could do that to literally any team lmao
@lime mica i know lol
i forgot
@grave glen I think this is his first one lol
no
yh that was against Leonesa
Ansu fati goated
on setiens first game
oh
he assisted
that I don't remember lmao
I'll look up his stats later
@thin ivy at least we congratulate unlike some team in white
np
true
ask kevin
bruh every single time i watch a game
my brother comes in
??
takes the remote
runs away
Barca losing yet?
nope
lol

we are winning 4-0
Semedo?
4-4 on aggregate
that reminds me of Roma
lmao
liberpol
@zenith estuary 

suareth
@thin ivy at least we congratulate unlike some team in white
@grave glen Spurs?
thpurth
riqui pooch
Oh wow alaves learned from us and now playing like professional side pass merchants
hehe
keke
kek
mario scores a screamer for Barcelona
Bruh that shot
Goated
Riqui Puig goal incoming
Yuhhhh
Camarasa hurt?
@zenith estuary I am a very happy person today
Puig goal number 5 abeg
I think so @lime mica
Lets goo puiggg, klopp callingggg
shut
when will riqui score
shush
he's ours 

@thin ivy at least we congratulate unlike some team in white
@grave glen i actually dont hate on barca. Its the fans that annoy me. Ive got huge respect for messi and your players who actually perform. 😊
Puig has Barca blood in him
Official News: Klopps signs La Masia graduate Riqui Puig for 30m and swap deal for Origi
If he leaves then Trent would leave
guys watch this. mario scoring a wonderful goal for Barcelona

Puig and fati are gold
Let's gooo Ronald

