Not fast enough to be a fullback who spends time up front
#la-liga
feral palm
feral palm
I knew all Madrid fans were sociopaths
Oh lmao
Unlikely there'll be a Without Pain version
Bc Ronaldo suffered from Tendinopathy a few years back
grave glen
what is that
feral palm
Really affected his agility
grave glen
Ohh damn
feral palm
Takes a long ass time to heal bc blood supply to tendons is quite low
feral palm
Im not a doctor but I don't think you can put blood somewhere that it doesn't fit
grave glen
why
you said there is a low blood supply so isn't it logical to just put more blood there?
i'm so confused
feral palm
It's just how tendons are they don't need as much blood so that means they don't take as much
Which means it doesn't 'store' as much
It's just how the body is
You can't artificially transfuse blood somewhere that it can't be recieved
tepid hemlock
a dozen clubs linked to him though
i mean
i put zero credability at that right now
grave glen
@tepid hemlock btw deportes not really reliable
tepid hemlock
but still 😂
grave glen
yeah I get it 
we gonna chase him until hes 30 and then swap him with another youngester
mint perch
Lol
icy crypt
Well, all Madrid fans are furious at La Real.
I’m not sure whether or not it’s their fault for forcing him or play, or if it’s his fault for not telling anyone that he had an injury (if he knew)
icy crypt
Twitter
thin ivy
Ayyy Isco's starting
icy crypt
He had a stinker last game
So did Hazard, but he won’t be playing
So maybe Isco might do better?
I’d honestly rather see Asensio or Rodrygo start today tbh, especially since Getafe will foul Isco 817367199173 times
thin ivy
The last game was his first start since resume right
Im not worried with isco that much
I was more worried about Jovic starting since hes never played
Good thing he isnt
grave glen
How can u bench kb9
light void
Go Getafe
thin ivy
Zidane starting Jovic? Haha
@icy crypt
Saw it some predictions but yeah lol
Man Getafe been good
icy crypt
They’ve been defensively solid as always
Yeah, I’m not afraid of losing
A draw is perfectly possible though
No
There’s like 6
It won’t be the worst if we don’t win, but it’s not favourable.
thin ivy
Casemiro was so close to getting a penalty lol
icy crypt
We need a RW on
Getafe are getting comfortable defending on the left
Head injury
Taken off for precaution
Haven’t seen or heard anything since
Apparently we’ve said his condition is safe, so he should be fine
icy crypt
Yeah it is possible
icy crypt
Yh watch it
feral palm
Apparently cucu has been immense
icy crypt
He’s been good but Carvajal has been better
fading agate
Me too man
Last match when I switched to the match in 1 minute casemiro scored Vs Espanyol
icy crypt
😭
feral palm
My heart is actually not gonna last the next 20 minutea
If real are gonna score can they at least do me the courtesy and do it sooner rather than later
fading agate
If they score it's over
Because Getafe will want to attack
And they will leave spaces
And it's gonna be 2-0
But hopefully Getafe will resist
lime mica
feral palm
Clear pen ffs
icy crypt
Wooooo
feral palm
iron kelp
Watch Messi fans riot
lime mica
Ya yeet time to die
icy crypt
Wooooo
Perfect, just in time for Mbappe next summer to come and take the 2021-22 season by storm
feral palm
icy crypt
#Bartomeu2021!!!!
feral palm
Not a day goes by where Barcelona manages to kill me a little more inside
Real you guys are lucky, your biggest hit of the day was on loan Odegaard being injured which Sociedad will pay for
iron kelp
If bartomeu is re elected I pity Barca even more and I didn't think that was possible
subtle lion
Send Messi to city 🙂
grave glen
I'm pretty sure he will not leave he's doing this to probably prepone the elections because this board is clueless
one direct attack from Messi to Bartomeu and he will be gone immediately
someone get him drunk and make him log in on instagram, it will be enough
woven ridge
Man's got more goals than firmino 
glad holly
He do be good
iron kelp
Well he is good at em
thin ivy
Gareth Bale needs game time before he completely loses it
light void
@grave glen what
grave glen
You don’t see the
woven ridge
grave glen
grave glen
You guys don’t see that Messi photoshop?
light void
I do
grave glen
grave glen
I’m just saying lmao
light void
If you want to report don't hesitate
icy crypt
Oh
feral palm
grave glen
we will miss the midfield maestro vs Villarreal 
low forge
:( barca has lost a midfielder
grave glen
apparently he's almost out for the entire season, these are his season highlights, you will be missed jogtiti
low forge
:(
iron kelp
rip
icy crypt
I just saw a video of Kubo telling Hazard he used to watch his videos before his matches
🥺🥺
I’m now obsessed
glad holly
I see
iron kelp
ooh
icy crypt
thin ivy
Hopefully he doesnt get inspired by being injured too much as well
low forge
feral palm
grave glen
iron kelp
cursed
grave glen
🔜
light void
Wth
grave glen
at least at City he will have players who can pass the ball vertically and wing backs who can overlap
this works too btw
statpad vs Bundesliga teams
through balls all over the pitch 
iron kelp
imagine
grave glen
imagine him and muller statpading assists
iron kelp
ahh yes
thin ivy
Messi could score more if he was with Benzema
iron kelp
dream trio right there
iron kelp
grave glen
he drops deep to help too
iron kelp
tru tru
grave glen
Suarez could never
iron kelp
grave glen
Suarez doesn't even press
thin ivy
Benzema was everywhere on the field earlier against Getafe
grave glen
LMAO IM DONE
iron kelp
feral palm
What are the stats this year
grave glen
10 big chances missed in 23 games
iron kelp
lmaoo
thin ivy
Lol
grave glen
thanks to messi he gets alot of chances
lime mica
LOL
feral palm
grave glen
oh wait I think there's some guy who has missed more chances
but he has also played more games
lime mica
grave glen
so chances missed per game ratio should show that Suarez is topping the charts
light void
Draco!
grave glen
which is the most Suarez thing ever
lime mica
k e k
grave glen
keeeek I'm done
thin ivy
Whos getting disrespected more Grizi or Bale
feral palm
Grizi
grave glen
bale doesn't play football so idk
feral palm
Bale brings it on himself by trolling and feeding into it
thin ivy
thin ivy
Zidane doesnt care about Bale anymore
feral palm
@grave glen the first 5 minutes of the game
feral palm
Before Setien brings on Umtiti after we go 2-0 down inside those 5 minutes
grave glen
ah another masterclass
lime mica
loooool
thin ivy
Replace vidal with grizi and change the position to cam.
grave glen
ah god
thin ivy
Vidal wasnt trying last game
grave glen
just done
feral palm
Apparently Pjanic is a baller with key passes
lime mica
Reeeee
thin ivy
Barca should try 442
grave glen
we tried that under ernie
but it wasnt very good when it came to transitions
we cant play 442 with and Fati Dembele on the wings imo
lime mica
Eh true
feral palm
lime mica
Sigh
grave glen
ahem
lime mica
That’s a lot of buying
grave glen
time to bring back striker less football because all the strikers we are going for are expensive and because suarez is dusted
thin ivy
Barcelona is fcked
grave glen
play 3-1-2-1-3
lime mica
Ha
grave glen
ah wait brb
feral palm
Sanchez 
thin ivy
118
thin ivy
Ur rb isnt doing much really so might as well have 3 defendsrs
grave glen
daily reminder of this masterclass
thin ivy
Barcas defenses really changed when alves left
lime mica
Feels weird after seeing him cdm for so long
grave glen
he usually drifts backwards when the wing backs push higher to make a back three
now
before either that happened or Abidal became the third cb to stretch the game horizontally
miss the striker less tactics man
lime mica
We should just be shit for a few more years and completely rebuild the team at this point
grave glen
hm tbh I think we can do that without being shit
just need to sell some players and get some
and some tactical changes
hopefully pjanic will not play cdm
that will be just very unnecessary
Hopefully Dembele gets fully fit and you guys repair his injuries and he joins us for 37m
ok
37m kek
lime mica
More like hopefully Bartomeu fucks off
grave glen
I'll miss Barto masterclasses
grave glen
someone get messi drunk and make him log in on instagram, it will be enough
grave glen
I mean if he says something about Bartomeu, there will some good drama
hopefully in favour of bartomeu resignation or something
lime mica
we don't need more drama 😅
grave glen
if it's related to bartomeu's resignation, it might turn out to be good
lime mica
Messi's already pissed as is though
feral palm
•We should sell Semedo, Vidal, Neto and Umtiti this summer
•We should also stop playing Suarez, Busquets, Rakitic as much
• Promote a few La Masia prospects to first team, Ansu, Riqui, Araujo, Peña, at least
• Sign Yan Couto for the B Team, and play Matheus Fernandes a lot for them too.
• Bring Emerson here early this summer, and have Roberto and him rotate
• Convince Eric Garcia to come back with a new sporting project.
• Instead of wasting time on Lautaro who Inter clearly do not want to sell, bring in Alexander Isak
• Bartomeu and the board, call early election
lime mica
boo
grave glen
Matheus Fernandes is decent
feral palm
Loan him then and give him a taste of Barcelona
grave glen
sell raki play alena
because we will have pjanic
convincing Garcia will be very tough imo
What happened to that Honduran at Barca
Lozano
he's quite settled at City and he also gets some game time
Which Lozano?
He was at barca B
I think he plays for
feral palm
he's quite settled at City and he also gets some game time
@grave glen
Apparently they're struggling with contract renewal
feral palm
Lozano is at Cadiz
grave glen
but imo, pep can convince him
feral palm
On loan from Girona
feral palm
His family is in Barcelona
He's definitely gonna come back some day
And if City get champions league ban he might be tempted to look elsewhere cuz 2 years is a long time for a footballer, and a young footballer at that
grave glen
yeah
feral palm
Font and Xavi could convince him
grave glen
so hopefully we will have a good project under font
I'll hope so
just don't sell todibo pleasee
lime mica
reeeeeeeeee
feral palm
Hagrid gave that a 🌑x200
grave glen
But that's just funny who comes up with these
feral palm
Guendouzi & Vidal mentality masterclass incoming
grave glen
md has only a few good reports now
Vidal's first touch
for anyone who missed this Riqui masterclass and that disastrous Vidal first touch https://twitter.com/LSComps/status/1278283506204975110?s=19
He bullied Partey apparently
😳 uhoh
hopefully starts in ucl too
only midfielder who plays some vertical passes man cba
@lime mica if you missed that masterclass
feral palm
Borussia Dortmund just gave Mateu Jaume (La Masia kid) No. 2
Ik it's just a shirt number but it's kinda symbolic for the faith they've got in him
And then you compare it to our board who give #21 to Frenkie without even telling Alena lmfao
lime mica
@grave glen kind of hard to watch when you have no TV rights innit
lime mica
Riqui wears 6 and 28
feral palm
lime mica
rEEEEEEE
feral palm
grave glen
nevermind
lime mica
goddammit
lime mica
😔
grave glen
Are you guys excited for Tobido?
Todibo to get sold? yeah pretty excited
Why wtf
good chance he's going get sold
But why
He's good though
because Barto is desperate for money
lime mica
because he wants to save his own backside
lime mica
ffs
grave glen
can't believe either
lime mica
"yeah let's get Neymar back!" "haha fuck off just give us our money"
grave glen
I can't see Neymar returning anymore
feral palm
I can, but not for a while
There is no way he's spending the rest of his European career at PSG
It's too easy for him
grave glen
you think barca will match the contracts at PSG?
lime mica
The board is enough of a clown to buy Neymar if they had the money the spend
feral palm
Not while Messi is at the club @grave glen
lime mica
Ha
lime mica
I’ve heard the name
lime mica
grave glen
he was 5'7 and did both
lime mica
Madlad
grave glen
got over 130 caps so I guess he was solid as a keeper but what makes him incredible is his goalscoring when he played upfront lmaooo
lime mica
Hasn’t Roberto played everywhere except gk
grave glen
He has played a cb under Setien in his first game iirc
didn't go too well
he has played almost everywhere on the right side tho
lime mica
grave glen
goat alves has played as a cam for PSG at the age of 36 in a very important UCL match
Consistency
Underrated link up
I mean look at that pass
feral palm
UEFA showed up unannounced yesterday at training
Random drug test
They chose Raki, Vidal, Busi, Griezmann, Riqui and Ansu
lime mica
bruh
grave glen
thank God maradona doesn't play for us any longer
lime mica
why Ansu lmfao
iron kelp
who passed
feral palm
Everyone except Rakitic he was snorting coke in the bathroom about 5 minutes before
feral palm
Jokes lmao everyone passed
lime mica
lmaoooo
iron kelp
lmaoo
grave glen
@grave glen would you like Coutinho
No thx
Actually
Yea as a CAM
because coutinho' agent runs Arsenal
I would take him
Oh my god please don't be Mino Raiola
ITS FUCKING KIA NOOOOO
lime mica
looooool
lime mica
😂
grave glen
oh now we're talking
but unfortunately for you, lenglet for Chiellini is almost a done deal
Bruh
Chiellini for lenglet
Has Lenglet even been that good
lime mica
grave glen
fucks sake
lime mica
I hate this club sometimes
grave glen
I can't read about Bayern and transfers
If Barca haggled as much as Bayern did Coutinho would've been like 60mil
Has Lenglet even been that good
@grave glen very consistent
best cb
Bayern are the bare cunts of dealing with
or second best cb here
sarcasm orrr
feral palm
Those stats are easily balanced out by Messi, Xavi, Iniesta, Pique, Puyol, and Busquets
low forge
I mean lenglet is probably better than Luiz
grave glen
thats banter
lenglet and pique are pretty much our only cbs
umtiti erm I prefer not to speak
lime mica
Umtiti
grave glen
jogtiti
feral palm
Araujo needs to play this pre season
low forge
Umtiti is midfielder
grave glen
whats wrong with umtiti
low forge
Wdym
feral palm
where do we start
lime mica
To quote Spirit
low forge
The midfield maestro umtiti
grave glen
Arajuo is good
lime mica
He keeps trying to "boss the midfield" for no reason and ends up wildly out of position
grave glen
umtiti ofc the maestro
for eg
lmao
I'll send it again
umtiti was linked with us
and even came to our stadium
lime mica
grave glen
😳 omg umtiti to arsenal
feral palm
Why didn't you sign him
lime mica
lmaoooo
low forge
Mmhmm
grave glen
the second one always gets me
grave glen
they need better camera's at the camp nou
lime mica
Ya YEET
grave glen
they need camera's that can see a higher FPS he runs too fast
buy him and you will get to see him @grave glen
lime mica
loooooool
feral palm
Something I find quite funny about that first video
grave glen
if we even get like 15m I'll be happy
feral palm
Is when the commentator says 'pique taking his position as center forward'
low forge
Really
lime mica
lime mica
lmfao
grave glen
Twitter
iron kelp
messi in the prem?
lime mica
bruh
grave glen
when
iron kelp
ack
lime mica
aaaaaaa
grave glen
w h e n ! ?
iron kelp
cursed images right there
grave glen
Conte's dream free role playmaker
lmao instead of barcelona getting Lautaro, inter will get messi
btw on a serious note I don't see him leaving
iron kelp
probably gonna end his career at barca
lime mica
c u r s e d
grave glen
I mean these types of news come out almost every year
grave glen
the thing that kinda worries me is that it's pretty obvious that messi is done with this board
grave glen
I read that the election candidates will talk with messi today
grave glen
elections are not today
summer of 2021
but I read that some of the candidates will talk with him and try to convince him to stay
light void
That's when Messi will leave 
low forge
light void
Conspiracy theory
low forge
Who was president b4 bartomeu
grave glen
i m a g i n e
low forge
low forge
I mean it’s eye opening but
iron kelp
its like that samsung ad
low forge
Yh not happening
light void
Sandro Rosell 😔
light void
He was president when we had our best team in 2011
grave glen
but he did some shady things
light void
Well
low forge
light void
🔥 Laporta
low forge
I’m not going to question it
grave glen
Id rather give font a chance in this situation
light void
I hope font could pursuade lio
grave glen
same
Xavi outclassed Al Wakrah tactically, damn
there's a huge difference between the players of al sadd and the players playing for Barcelona obviously, so he might evolve something from the pep philosophy but of course theres a huge difference in the pressure from the fans/socios too
light void
grave glen
iron kelp
hmmm
lime mica
grave glen
low forge
light void
😂
grave glen
lmao I'm dead
First 15s is just him warming up
he showed like 4 clips of him which he lost the ball 3/4 times brrrr
light void
Lol
lime mica
loooool
iron kelp
31 seconds lmaoo
lime mica
uhm
low forge
Uhhh
grave glen
bartomeu's tactic to save money by decreasing the quality failed 
low forge
light void
Lol
thin ivy
So the Inter kit i mean the new Barca kit is final
low forge
Yh ig
lime mica
lmao
topaz crest
how did they mess that up
low forge
Idk
thin ivy
Yo if our home kit is that one with the pink on the sleeves idk anymore
lucid mango
Lol
low forge
Oooohh
thin ivy
Tfw you realize Insigne is smaller than Puig
unkempt crag
oh lol
thin ivy
Is he over 30?
lime mica
mint perch
Lol
Barca wants our Eric Garcia, give us 50 million
Barca board are headless chicken at the moment
lime mica
Cluck cluck
grave glen
another Riqui masterclass complication
another one
Riqui masterclass's analysis masterclass
lime mica
Yeehaw
feral palm
@feral palm you jinxed it btw
@grave glen
What u talking bout
Gonna become a checklist huh
grave glen
yeah I mean I hope he comes back
and will not be loaned to Celta with a 3 million buy option, hopefully
lime mica
or Everton
grave glen
If Everton buys todibo 
lime mica
Angery
feral palm
If we get Garcia and lose Todibo not all is lost
feral palm
Pique + Lenglet + Garcia + Araujo doesn't sound so bad
grave glen
Pique for how long tho
feral palm
2 seasons
There's no way any manager would come in and drop someone like Pique (same with Busquets)
grave glen
hm, I wouldn't start pique every game if I have someone like todibo
lenglet will be a starter obv
araujo is 20 iirc
if we can loan him out for a season and play pique + todibo + lenglet + garcia, things might work
feral palm
Laporte is the dream
grave glen
and then he can become a regular memeber when pique starts declining alot or something
id rather have font tbh
grave glen
oh wait
feral palm
Font all the way
grave glen
I was thinking about pep and his wide cbs with walker and Delph playing as inverted wing-backs so I got confused sorry
Laporte giving a chance to pep was a masterclass
probably a masterclass done by mistake but eh worked out I guess
laporta*
grave glen
I was actually thinking about this- so we can sell rakitic and Vidal and buy Thiago so we will have Thiago + pjanic + Alena + Puig + frenkie + busi
one can dream
feral palm
That's stacked
grave glen
btw lmao
grave glen
it's not stacked 2 for each role
and there are rumors of him leaving nothing solid tho
grave glen
mhm
feral palm
But Sevilla will only take him if it's on a Free
And Barcelona won't let him leave for less than €15M
So it's a stalemate until his contract ends next year
But a lot can change over summer
grave glen
ah let's see I guess
feral palm
I don't think Sevilla are that desperate to get him though
grave glen
they do have a good midfield anyways
but I think they would love to have him back
also the Thiago thingy isn't stacked at all, Alena and Thiago can play the ball carrying role and Puig and pjanic can play the deep holding xavi-esque role and busi frenkie playing the half back of course
feral palm
What I meant is Stacked in Quality
grave glen
oh
feral palm
thin ivy
Hopefully #bartomeu out works as well as #valverdeout
He hasnt always been this bad right
icy crypt
WoOoOo
Although, when he does leave, it will make the league less entertaining and lucrative.
So I do kinda want him to stay for as long as possible
Twitter
30+ FC really due to take place. Probably BS though
tepid hemlock
can't see it
iron kelp
hmm
tepid hemlock
i don't see where griez fits in plus he aint gonna get 10+ mil in juve
also, id like to file a formal complaint about that image of pep as juve coach and messi in juve with no. 10 :P
young thistle
A fact: Alvaro Morata is on 10+ goals.
short prism
@short prism too.
lime mica
Yes and the wonderful Cosmiqùe
slender olive
iron kelp
I'm praying for barca
zenith estuary
dim sonnet
sacked when
icy crypt
.....
And Varane?!?!?!
Well, looks like it’s time for Militao to step up. It’ll be good practice for the second leg against City.
obtuse isle
Exactly
grave glen
He hasn't had a transfer window for the players he wants and you guys want him out lmao
icy crypt
Next season will be our best chance to get the treble
grave glen
Can't you still get it now
grave glen
UCL, La Liga and Copa Del Rey
grave glen
Oh shit I remember
lime mica
Just like us :p
lime mica
And Atleti lost to uh Mirandes
grave glen
Tf is that
lime mica
I think
grave glen
2nd league team?
lime mica
lol
grave glen
Lmao
lime mica
lmao
icy crypt
No news of an injury, seems like it’s still just precaution.
Makes sense for someone quite injury prone
I’m fine with Vini starting (hopefully)
grave glen
Jovic needs to start
icy crypt
Nah
grave glen
grave glen
griezmann's natural position, just behind the striker, doesn't exist at barcelona also I think that hes not starting because of this club de amigos philosophy 🤦♂️ like imagine being a world champion and running your ass of trying to defend and press the backline and when you do make runs to get into scoring positions players like suarez ignore you, I really feel bad for him
feral palm
Setiens press conference confirmed that he can't not start Suarez because of his 'status' at the club
woven ridge
light void
Yessssss
light void
Yesss
grave glen
oh yes
light void
@icy crypt
grave glen
btw pjanic has more key passes per 90 than rakitic and Arthur combined 💀
and he's playing even deeper under sarri
https://twitter.com/sujoy_pritam/status/1279334169424744448?s=19
https://media.tenor.com/images/6567292931770eefa812ab517cf420f1/tenor.gif
o boy
tepid hemlock
that will be the ultimate "messi controls the club" thing tho :P
grave glen
huh?
what
what would be the ultimate
oh you talking about the bartomeu thing
o
cba I hope he leaves
grave glen
same
lime mica
Yoooo
grave glen
wassup
lime mica
Hiroki Abe is back
grave glen
uh
lime mica
Fuck yessss
grave glen
yo what we can swear
grave glen
alr
low forge
low forge
Yh dw
icy crypt
JORDI ALBA CAN FINALLY DRIVE?!?!
icy crypt
I know!
low forge
icy crypt
31 years of age
grave glen
30+
lime mica
icy crypt
Didn’t know Jordi Alba was still crying though
Looks like they’ll have to make a special shirt for him
grave glen
daily reminder of this masterclass
grave glen
o
thin ivy
When barca was doing better with a 3 man defence line
grave glen
yea
grave glen
ha
DONT SAY THAT
@grave glen
delete it
quick
Mamu has eyes everywhere
delete what
the message
if Mamu sees it ur dead
if u say that word
o
alright
whos mamu
vice owner
of the server
o
and creator of DEL
tepid hemlock
now im vaguely intrigued :P
grave glen
lol
iron kelp
interesting
grave glen
very
iron kelp
coutinho where?
grave glen
uh
thin ivy
Also is Pique still one of the best defenders in la liga today
grave glen
bruh
we have lenglet
haha
what do you have
..
hes not
a
bruh
.
whataver we have griezmann
the goat
he defends
and scores
for ramos
8 for griezmann
bruh
grave glen
@grave glen noob
daring flint
goddamn umtit
@thin ivy im pretty sure ramos has more goals
we shouldnt count griezzmans goal against a league 2 side in copadelray
@topaz crest setian said there is nothing said about messi leaving
hot spruce
grave glen
https://theathletic.com/1908016/2020/07/05/xavi-barcelona-real-madrid-6-2?source=user-shared-article
good content
light void
Epic edit
grave glen
whats with the messi leaving stuff?
@topaz crest This is sort of a pr stunt to force bartomeu to do something or resign. The socios don't want him to go, the team doesn't want him to go and neither do his family. So I think he's doing this to put pressure on bartomeu
grave glen
hm kinda tricky question
It's obvious that he will have way better teammates if he leaves
but I don't see him leaving
grave glen
he should stay imo because elections are pretty soon, summer 2021
topaz crest
what's barca's plan for when he's gone tho?
topaz crest
i bet coutinho and grizi will perform bettter without messi