la-liga

[grave glen]

damn I'm impressed by the amount of people going forward

[exotic ivy]

I already used my free fubo trial for el Classico 😭😭😭😭

[light void]

Oh noes

Cleared

Corner

[grave glen]

Im pretty sure Setien will give youngsters some minutes

Hopefully Riqui

[light void]

Hope so

[grave glen]

okay I haven't seen that kind of pressing in ages lmao

[light void]

Lol

[slender olive]

VAMOSSSSSs

VISCA EL BARCAAAAAAA

[hot spruce]

Damn mallorca hella passive

[grave glen]

Look at that

skree

[light void]

Chance

Real good passes

[hot spruce]

Omg kubo

[grave glen]

damn I'm loving this

[hot spruce]

Cracj

[light void]

mats

Siuuu

Mats goat

[potent spade]

[hot spruce]

Crack kubo

[grave glen]

mats!

ok my stream is behind

We actually press back and get the ball back in midfield, that's rare nowadays

[light void]

Mhm

Min 24

[grave glen]

dude they are not getting the ball, love to see it

finally some good football

[hot spruce]

De jong goooood

[grave glen]

damn I'll miss Valverde's 442 tho

[hot spruce]

Thst 1 touch from kubo

Good ass football

[lime mica]

Hi

What's been happening

[icy crypt]

Sadness

[light void]

Still 0-1

[lime mica]

My mother kicked me out of the house and I've no idea what's going on

[light void]

Wtf

Why

[lime mica]

I needed to "get some exercise"

[light void]

Oh

I thought you fucked up

[lime mica]

And then I ran away from a wasp so here I am

[light void]

Cleared

[lime mica]

smh there's no Google commentary

[grave glen]

nice

[lime mica]

Ramin commentary time

[light void]

Nah

[icy crypt]

FK in a dangerous position

[light void]

Cba

[lime mica]

lmao

[light void]

Oh shit

Foul

[lime mica]

ruh roh

[light void]

Handball

From vidal

[grave glen]

mats got this

[icy crypt]

Cmon Kubo!!!

[light void]

MATS already saved our ass once this game

[lime mica]

Classic MATS

[grave glen]

sometimes Vidal makes me think hes a headless horse because hes everywhere

[light void]

24m

[lime mica]

arvido tural

[icy crypt]

Omg

[lime mica]

that was the name of the stupid thing Angelo spammed

[icy crypt]

That was a bullet

[lime mica]

NOW I remember

[icy crypt]

But right into MATS

[hot spruce]

Ter

[light void]

Matsss

[hot spruce]

Stegen

Goat

[lime mica]

Photoshop, OPEN YOU PORG

[icy crypt]

Mallorca getting much more possession now, really applying that pressure.

[slender olive]

damnit

[hot spruce]

Lol if kubo touches the ball, not even mad

[light void]

That seat shit is Hella impressive

The editing

[lime mica]

lol

[icy crypt]

Yeah

[grave glen]

Indeed

[icy crypt]

Honestly I like the fan noise

[hot spruce]

Let them have possession

[light void]

Break?

[icy crypt]

It’s quite good

[light void]

Cooling break

[slender olive]

2 shots 2 on target for mallorca? disgrAce

[icy crypt]

Yeah water break

[light void]

Mhm

[grave glen]

duh

[light void]

It do be hot

[lime mica]

dIsGraCE

[slender olive]

dIsGraCE
@lime mica y e s

[light void]

The fake fans is amusing

[grave glen]

decent imo

[lime mica]

right Photoshop crashed itself, attempt to open Photoshop, take 3

[light void]

Back

Cooling break done

[lime mica]

Another goal might allow me to breathe again

[light void]

Epic passes

[icy crypt]

Hopefully Mallorca can exploit Araujo

[slender olive]

Another goal might allow me to breathe again
@lime mica yes

[icy crypt]

FUCK

NOOOO

[raven sun]

is it 2-0?

[icy crypt]

Braithwaite

[light void]

GOALLL

[grave glen]

GOATWAITE

GOATWAITEEEE

[light void]

fuck yes

[raven sun]

pretends to be shocked

[slender olive]

BRAITHWATIE

[lime mica]

WHEEEEE

[potent spade]

goooaaal

[icy crypt]

Ok I give up you can have this game

[raven sun]

they can also have the league

[light void]

Mhm

[icy crypt]

😬

[light void]

We can

Epic header assist from lio

[lime mica]

I'm just hanging out in here

[light void]

Barca lads repping custom masks

[icy crypt]

VAR?

[light void]

Oh shit

[icy crypt]

Ref keeps standing

Pls pls pls

[light void]

Yeah

He's listening

[raven sun]

How's Frenkie playing?

[light void]

VAR

[icy crypt]

Griezmann handball?

[light void]

Good

V good

[grave glen]

wasting time smh

[raven sun]

@icy crypt

[grave glen]

hA

[icy crypt]

Nah looks fine

[light void]

I think they think messi handballed

[icy crypt]

Hmm still talking

[light void]

Can't tell

[grave glen]

o

[icy crypt]

Stands

[light void]

It doesn't look like it

Dub

[icy crypt]

Eh oh well

[slender olive]

YES

[grave glen]

alright good

[icy crypt]

At least goal difference doesn’t matter to us anymore

[light void]

Aragon ftw

[icy crypt]

Ter Stegen really playing like Neuer lmao

Playing outside the box

[light void]

Prime neur?

[grave glen]

Neuer was always a midfielder

[light void]

Innit

[grave glen]

forced to play gk because Bayern frauds

[light void]

Suarez vibin

With the barca mask

[lime mica]

[icy crypt]

Another foul

[light void]

Hm

[icy crypt]

Wow Vidal not surprised

[light void]

😳

Yellow

[grave glen]

ok crowd noise is now a little annoying

[light void]

Ooof

That's gotta hurt

[icy crypt]

Nah if the game was silent it would be worse

[light void]

I have it muted

[grave glen]

look that's why he reminds of a headless chicken running around

[light void]

Since half of my family is asleep

And it's almost 12

[grave glen]

It's 2:15 here kek

[light void]

Mallorca have 2 offsides this game

11:45

Holy shit messi

You killed him

Handball(?)

Mallorca players warming up

4 added time

[icy crypt]

This half felt quick

[light void]

Wide

It really did

[icy crypt]

First game since the restart that’s actually decent lmao

[grave glen]

https://twitter.com/OptaJose/status/1271900000663019522?s=19

OptaJose (@OptaJose)

7 - Arturo Vidal’s nine shots on target for @FCBarcelona in @LaLigaEN this season:

⚽
⚽
⚽
⚽
⚽
⚽
⛔
⛔
⚽

King.

Twitter

[light void]

Whoa

Chatting on discord makes games shorter btw @icy crypt

[icy crypt]

Jesus Messi

True

[light void]

Tf messi

[grave glen]

pft

[light void]

Lio has been world fucking class this matcj

Match

[grave glen]

always been world class

[light void]

He has

But not like it's every game

[icy crypt]

Not in 2 games this season 😉

[grave glen]

ok

[light void]

😡

420 passes

Nice

[lime mica]

Test

[light void]

Ooh

Nice pfp

[lime mica]

Oh that looks a lot better

thanks

How're we looking?

[light void]

Good

Very good

First half almost over

[icy crypt]

HT

[grave glen]

lovely

[lime mica]

[light void]

The edited in fans in the stands bugs me since after a transition its gone for a split second smh

Superb first half

[icy crypt]

Yeah

[grave glen]

can someone please let me know when the game restarts

[lime mica]

Yay!

[light void]

If I remember sure

[grave glen]

ok ty

[light void]

I'm hungry af

[icy crypt]

It’s always like 15 mins

[light void]

Probably gonna eat after the game

Incase it starts before I'm finished

And can't chat

[icy crypt]

I need Sevilla or Atletico to clutch it 🥺

[lime mica]

[lime mica]

:o letting them lead in shots is not good

[light void]

We have more passes

Than thay

That

[lime mica]

Especially with that amount of possession

[light void]

According to the actual match

[lime mica]

hmm

[grave glen]

nevermind then

[lime mica]

Google stats are different

They still have one more shot on target than us

[grave glen]

grizi out fati in btw

[lime mica]

Interesting

[light void]

Also Braithwaite playing lw is actually decent

[grave glen]

true

Messi is playing a bit more central this time

[light void]

Match back in a bit

[grave glen]

with Roberto and Vidal occuping rw

oh okay ty

[light void]

Less now

17

Secs

[lime mica]

lessgo

[light void]

Ah yes

[lime mica]

MATS 12 votes

[light void]

Sorry about that spirit btw

It was countdown for motm

[grave glen]

oh nevermind

[light void]

Bacc

Nvm

It was a replay

[grave glen]

[lime mica]

That's really bad

[light void]

Alright

[icy crypt]

Yesss

[light void]

Almost back

[icy crypt]

Rakitic coming on

[grave glen]

back?

okay!

oh ffs

Why raki

FFS

[light void]

Lol

[icy crypt]

Who is it for

[grave glen]

If it's for frenkie I'm not watching

[icy crypt]

YES

Vidal

[grave glen]

ah

[light void]

nooo9

[icy crypt]

Suarez warming up though

[light void]

It's because of the yellow isn't it

[icy crypt]

Probably

Oh there’s a hole in the net

[light void]

Loool

Ref faster than fati

[icy crypt]

😭😭

And kickoff

[light void]

Mhmm

[raven sun]

score?

[lime mica]

lmao

0-2, I'm assuming

[light void]

0-2

[grave glen]

2-0 Barça

[icy crypt]

Oh and they put that guy on

With the high top

[lime mica]

what guy

wha-

[icy crypt]

Idk his name

[light void]

Arthur

Warming up

[icy crypt]

No not Arthur

[light void]

👀

I didn't mean you

[icy crypt]

He looks like Todibo

[lime mica]

roasted

[light void]

I was saying it independently

[raven sun]

I just turned on the game

the fans....

[light void]

Ikr

[grave glen]

Riqui where

Arthur where

[light void]

Bench

[raven sun]

is this gonna be the case for every La Liga game?

[light void]

Arthur warming up sprite

[lime mica]

[light void]

Probably

I have it muted

[grave glen]

O noice

[raven sun]

Don't think I hate it actually

[icy crypt]

It’s not very appealing to the eyes

Omggg

Close

[light void]

Close

[raven sun]

It’s not very appealing to the eyes
@icy crypt so is seeing the stands empty

[light void]

I'm so used to seeing the ball on the right

Half of the pitch

[grave glen]

lmao

[light void]

They have more goal attempts

3-2

[icy crypt]

I’m praying the game looks decent at the Di Stefano

[lime mica]

Oh right y'all are playing at the Di Stefano

[icy crypt]

Although I think watching Madrid will outweigh that even if there’s a bad camera angle

[lime mica]

That'll be wack

[light void]

The fans keep distracting me

[lime mica]

lmfao

[light void]

Cleared

Corner

[winged timber]

i guess braithwaite was worth it /\/

[icy crypt]

I think Mallorca need to stop playing cross and inshallah

[lime mica]

I mean, the rule that allowed us to buy him was total bullshit

[icy crypt]

Yes

[light void]

I think mallorca need to start playing football

[winged timber]

hopefully we can get good defenders this year and i think the break was worth it i reckon barcelona have improved

[lime mica]

btw

you know the house thing @light void I don't think the staff thought about one aspect of it...

[light void]

Wat

[lime mica]

4 of the clubs in Aragon are playing each other

[light void]

Ha

[winged timber]

anyone in Australia i cant really find the match brisbane at least]

[light void]

😎

[grave glen]

lol

[lime mica]

Levante/Valencia and us/Mallorca

[light void]

Epic gamer moment

Aragon>

[icy crypt]

Mallorca need to exploit that back pass merchant Araujo

[winged timber]

anyone in Australia i cant really find the match brisbane anyone know what channel in brisbane its on

[lime mica]

LOL IT'S 3-0 TO ALCORON

ZARAGOZA IN THE MUD

[light void]

As per

[icy crypt]

Loool

[lime mica]

ZARAGOZA IN THE BLEEDING MUD

[icy crypt]

Someone invaded the pitch

[light void]

Goza means vase in kurdish

Ah yes

Pitch invaders show up even at closed matcjes

Matches

[winged timber]

anyone in Australia i cant really find the match brisbane anyone know what channel in brisbane its on

[icy crypt]

That’s a huge health risk

[light void]

Suarez looks unamused

Frenkie is laughing

[lime mica]

yeah that is a huge health risk

gg spanish fa

[light void]

Chance

Nvm

[icy crypt]

Suarez about to come on

[light void]

Yeah

Putting his glove on

[lime mica]

Wheeeee

[light void]

Grizi off?

[icy crypt]

What kind of corner formation is that

[hot spruce]

How tf did someone get in there lol

[icy crypt]

Y’all really not tryna concede

[light void]

We're in a title race

[hot spruce]

How u just invade the pitch like that

[lime mica]

yeah idk

lack of foresight much

[icy crypt]

He’s defo going to spend the night in Jail

[lime mica]

He better

[light void]

Fs in chat

For my boi uh

Um

[icy crypt]

F

[light void]

Stefan

[lime mica]

lmao

F

[light void]

Suarez

On

Bye grizi

[lime mica]

Bye bye Griezmann

[icy crypt]

He’s been invisible

[grave glen]

ciao grizi

[icy crypt]

So has Braithwaite other than the goal

[hot spruce]

Dang wanted griezman to score

[light void]

He cleared a mallorca chance

Wym

[grave glen]

oh wait I thought fati will come in

mb

[hot spruce]

Strikers usually stay invisible like that especially with how mallorca is playing

[light void]

Griezi was at St spirit

[grave glen]

yeah ik

with GoatWaite on the left

[lime mica]

Mallorca substitution

[grave glen]

But I thought fati will come

[icy crypt]

Bruh Griezmann’s face

[grave glen]

but erm

[light void]

Lmaooo

[grave glen]

lmao

[light void]

😐

@icy crypt

[icy crypt]

Looool

How did he miss that

[light void]

Grizi emoji when

[hot spruce]

Ah buenooooooo

[light void]

Ffs

That was so close

[hot spruce]

How u miss that

[icy crypt]

That was a ball from Messi

[lime mica]

Someone just summoned Seagull in #cruyff-stand

[light void]

Hit the gk

[icy crypt]

Araujo missed

[grave glen]

skreeeeeee

[hot spruce]

Lmao barca just playin now

Suarez wanted that backheel

[grave glen]

Look at leo tho

[icy crypt]

That’s just Messi playing

[light void]

Leo plays better without his beard

[hot spruce]

He transforms into his 20 year old self

[grave glen]

facts

[lime mica]

fax

[icy crypt]

Suarez needs to retain his stuff for another year

[light void]

Suarez kinda 🐌

[icy crypt]

I need that Valverde v Vinicius copa final

[grave glen]

Roberto hurt?

[light void]

Ooof

Yeah

[grave glen]

...

[icy crypt]

Watch Umtiti come on and break his knee instantly

Then refuse surgery again

[lime mica]

[grave glen]

[light void]

@modern spruce come on

[grave glen]

lmao

[modern spruce]

Sup

[icy crypt]

😭😭

[hot spruce]

Dang kinda sad seeing messi not reach those balls

[light void]

Watch Umtiti come on and break his knee instantly
@ Kevin ツ#1166

[modern spruce]

Oh

[icy crypt]

Arthur coming on soon

[grave glen]

yeet

[icy crypt]

And Semedo

[light void]

Putting his shirt on

I forgot about 5 subs

[grave glen]

nice

Puig smiling

duh

play him quiquewee

[lime mica]

play him or die

[modern spruce]

[light void]

Sadly it looks like he's staying on the bench

[icy crypt]

Messi again dominating

[light void]

Obv

[lime mica]

I didn't expect Quique to play him

[modern spruce]

Messi has to score

[lime mica]

or he'll be labelled as a failure

[light void]

E

Watch mallorca score right after I posted this

[icy crypt]

They have an attack

[modern spruce]

[icy crypt]

Close

[light void]

Getting dangerous

[lime mica]

lmao

[light void]

Chance

Ah damn

[lime mica]

Don't jinx it

[icy crypt]

Pique has been dominating aerially ffs

[lime mica]

tall boi

[light void]

Stop high diving pique

Ffs

Fiving

Not diving

[icy crypt]

Another corner

[light void]

MATS with a punch stronger than out pressing

[icy crypt]

Nooo

[hot spruce]

Messi meh rn physically

[icy crypt]

Suarez

[light void]

Our

[icy crypt]

Phew

[lime mica]

Screeeeeee

[light void]

Semedo

[icy crypt]

Arthur and Semedo on

[light void]

Bye sergi

[lime mica]

expected but play one of the youngsters p l e a s e

[light void]

Bye busi

[grave glen]

Wp sergi

wp busi

De Jong gonna play more of a natural role now siu

[light void]

I'm getting tired

[icy crypt]

Kubo been quiet recently

[lime mica]

wheeee

[modern spruce]

Araujo playing really well

[light void]

Oh I forgot about kubo

[hot spruce]

He played amazing first half

[exotic ivy]

Why did setien play Rakitićccc

Should’ve played ping

[modern spruce]

Puig

[exotic ivy]

Yeah

[modern spruce]

Ye ikr

[icy crypt]

I like ping

[exotic ivy]

Me too

[light void]

Ping

@icy crypt

[modern spruce]

@exotic ivy

[icy crypt]

Ping ping

[light void]

Pong

Barca v Leganes next

[icy crypt]

Jordi Alba missing next game

Wait who’s your backup left back

[lime mica]

fck me

[modern spruce]

Junior

[grave glen]

Firoz

[full jackal]

firpo

[icy crypt]

Oh yeah corporate

[grave glen]

Firpo*

[icy crypt]

Firpo

[light void]

Flip-oh

[lime mica]

Nice spelling, all of you

[icy crypt]

How did that auto correct to corporate

[lime mica]

lmfao

Nobody:
Autocorrect: Firpo = corporate, eh seems legit

[light void]

Firpo is close to firepower on my autocorrect

[modern spruce]

Mine is corporate aswell lmfao

[exotic ivy]

GoPro for me lolll

[light void]

9th mallorca corner

[exotic ivy]

That is all they are getting tho

[lime mica]

tick tock stop conceding corners

[icy crypt]

Drink break

[light void]

Nah they're getting chances too

[light void]

Cooling break

[icy crypt]

Lmao thought Messi was coming off

[full jackal]

so many drink breaks

[lime mica]

lmao

[light void]

Lol

[lime mica]

sike you thought

[grave glen]

kek

[light void]

This is the second one all game @full jackal

[hot spruce]

Lmao bad cameraman literally made everyone in the world panic

[icy crypt]

Hopefully Messi is using up his good game’s now

And has a stinker v Sevilla or Atletico

[light void]

Hopefully he still hasn't released his power

[icy crypt]

This could go up to the last game

[lime mica]

We shall see, we shall see

[hot spruce]

Physically he hasnt released anything

[light void]

I want sleeeeep

[full jackal]

3-0

[exotic ivy]

What time is it for u

[icy crypt]

Noooo

[hot spruce]

Offside?

[icy crypt]

Why did the rat have to score

[lime mica]

Siiiuuuuuuuuu

[full jackal]

or i mean 0-3

[exotic ivy]

Jordio

[light void]

Siuuuyy

[lime mica]

Which I saw because Marso screamed it in #off-topic

[icy crypt]

Good finish

[light void]

Gun shots

[icy crypt]

I always miss those on Fifa

[light void]

With his hands ofc

[lime mica]

Liiiiit

[light void]

Nice celebration

[hot spruce]

The pass was better

[grave glen]

Noiceeee

[light void]

We smashing it

[icy crypt]

This keeper is trash man 😤

[modern spruce]

Vamoooos

[lime mica]

Wooooooo

[icy crypt]

Hazard better have a great game

[modern spruce]

Messi 2 assists

[exotic ivy]

14 assists for Messi

[light void]

10 minutes or so left

[hot spruce]

Messi 2 assists without trying at all

[modern spruce]

Ye lol

[light void]

Alba has an assist and a goal

[lime mica]

wooo

[full jackal]

wow

[exotic ivy]

He’s probably the most consistent player on the team

[lime mica]

rare time where we get to cheer about an away game

[grave glen]

alba

?

[exotic ivy]

Aside from busi and Marc

[grave glen]

nah

[icy crypt]

Wtf how did Suarez win that race

[light void]

Lol

[grave glen]

alba probably the most inconsistent player imo

but I prefer not to speak

[exotic ivy]

Mhm

[icy crypt]

I hate Alba the most

[lime mica]

y?

thought you'd hate Pique more

[icy crypt]

Bruh he’s such a pest

[grave glen]

He probably loves pique

[light void]

Thought he'd hate Suarez more

[icy crypt]

Always starting fights and shit

I respect Suarez

[light void]

My dad fucking despises suarez

[modern spruce]

C'mon 7 more and my prediction is right

[icy crypt]

Don’t really respect Pique but don’t hate him

In the first Clasico this season, Alba started a fight then ran away

Also he can’t drive

[light void]

I can't drive either

Do you hate me?

[icy crypt]

Nah it’s was a meme

[light void]

This is a sad moment

Oh

[icy crypt]

Apparently Varane said that to Alba

[lime mica]

lmao

[light void]

Lmfao

[grave glen]

lmaoooo

ok messi is tired

[light void]

Frenkieeee

[hot spruce]

Put Puig lol

[icy crypt]

He said ‘Rat boy you don’t have a drivers licence’

According to Alba at least

[grave glen]

PUIG WHERE

[hot spruce]

He not tired he saving energy

[lime mica]

screeeeeeee

[hot spruce]

He literally didnt move anything

No way he tired

[grave glen]

two assists mate @hot spruce

[hot spruce]

Yea ik 2 assists without trying

Thats how good he is

[grave glen]

true

[modern spruce]

Junior for frenkie ? Tf

[lime mica]

lol

[icy crypt]

https://twitter.com/oddsbible/status/1208728894603481088?s=21

ODDSbible (@ODDSbible)

🗣️ Jordi Alba: "Everyone thinks that Varane is a saint but he's not like that. He told me: 'Rat boy, you don't have a driver's license."

Alba still gets driven to training by his father hence Varane's comment 😅

Retweets

856

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3543

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[lime mica]

wat

[light void]

[lime mica]

"rat boy"

[hot spruce]

Lol he is a rat

[grave glen]

[icy crypt]

Biggest rat

[light void]

Yellow

Dani rod

[exotic ivy]

Gambeta who u support

[light void]

If you're gonna put Frenkie out at least put puig in

Why tf firpo

[icy crypt]

Ooh close

[lime mica]

is he trying to park the bus or smth

[exotic ivy]

Nah

GoPro needs some minutes

*firpo

For next match ya

[lime mica]

😆 autocorrect

[light void]

Gopro

[icy crypt]

T-19 hours and 40 mins until our game 🥺

[lime mica]

GoPro 😆

you'll be fine unless you really do a bad

although

[icy crypt]

I know I just want to see Hazard and Asensio

[lime mica]

I do seem to remember yous losing 3-0 to 'em

[exotic ivy]

Who is real playing

[light void]

Hope Madrid fuck up so we lead by even more

[modern spruce]

Eibar

[lime mica]

Eibar

[full jackal]

what are your predictions for real vs Eibar?

[icy crypt]

Not this season

[full jackal]

mine is 2-0

[icy crypt]

We beat then 4-0

[exotic ivy]

2-1 real

[modern spruce]

0-7 eibar

[icy crypt]

I think 3-0

Benzema Kroos and Hazard

[light void]

Eibar 1-0 imo

Well I hope so

[exotic ivy]

Nooo Messi needs a goal

[light void]

752 passes

5 mins

Extra

[modern spruce]

My prediction is closest to reality

[exotic ivy]

Fax

[light void]

Close

Header

For

Mallorca

[icy crypt]

Yeah it would be 7-0 to Eibar if we had Umtiti in our back line 😛

[full jackal]

mallorca had more shots

wtf

[light void]

Yeah

They have 2 more

We have 8

[exotic ivy]

At least we got the w

[modern spruce]

Yeh cuz umtiti is a cule and he'll score 7 own goals

[exotic ivy]

I was expecting a closer score line

[lime mica]

[icy crypt]

Noooo

Messi

[exotic ivy]

Yesssss

Get in

[grave glen]

GET IN

[hot spruce]

Golazzooo

[modern spruce]

Huh

YES

[hot spruce]

Finally with the right

[light void]

Gol

[lime mica]

WOOOOOO

[hot spruce]

1 goal 2 assists without moving at all lol what a goat

[light void]

Mallorca absolutely bodied

[icy crypt]

Well I guess that’s another Balon D’Or his way even if he doesn’t win the league

[exotic ivy]

This is an average year for him

[light void]

Amazing performance from lio throughout the game

[exotic ivy]

So far

[lime mica]

[light void]

He was injured at the start

So 🤷‍♂️

[exotic ivy]

Yep

[icy crypt]

I don’t see anyone else winning it

Maybe Lewandoski if Bayern win the UCL

[exotic ivy]

Jadon sancho coming third?

[full jackal]

Lewandowski deserves it

[exotic ivy]

Lewa is getting first or second

[light void]

Ft

Messi motm

[exotic ivy]

Gg

[grave glen]

Cool quique will drink to that dub

[icy crypt]

King of the match*

[light void]

Get fucking smacked

[lime mica]

FT

gg

[light void]

No difference

[grave glen]

Braithwaite played full 90 right?

[icy crypt]

Ya

[full jackal]

dont get too excited its mallorca not sevilla

[icy crypt]

^

[grave glen]

nice nice!

[icy crypt]

Reguilon gonna smash u up

[light void]

Mallorca beat Madrid at the bernabeu @full jackal

[exotic ivy]

Lmao

[lime mica]

[full jackal]

Yes but mallorca are inconsistent

[icy crypt]

Nah it was at Mallorca’s ground

[light void]

Oh

Like I remember

[icy crypt]

Lmao

[light void]

Either way

Finally I can eat

[grave glen]

MESSIIII

[lime mica]

Messiiiiiii

[grave glen]

not a great performance from Barca but a 0 - 4 win on the road? that's our best away win in a fucking while

[full jackal]

yeah

[grave glen]

setien doing well so far

improving the team bit by bit

[icy crypt]

You guys never play that well, you just finish chances.

Which is the fucking opposite of us 😡

[grave glen]

alright bye ill go sleep

[lime mica]

G'night Spirit

[full jackal]

the la liga fixtures are i favor of real

[lime mica]

Must be late for you

[grave glen]

yeah 3:35

Night spirit!

[full jackal]

They only have 1 tough fixture

[grave glen]

👋

[icy crypt]

We have Sociedad and Valencia

[full jackal]

valencia are not hard

[icy crypt]

they’re annoying though

[full jackal]

You can beat them

[lime mica]

Valencia are quite annoying

[icy crypt]

They have this one wingback Daniel Wass

[lime mica]

Not to be underestimated, for sure

[icy crypt]

Such a pest

[full jackal]

stop calling players pests

[icy crypt]

That’s how I’d describe him

Always on our case and pressing our wingers

[full jackal]

The sociedad away fixture is going to be tough for real

[icy crypt]

I think we’ll be fine against Sociedad tbh

[lime mica]

It's...a compliment to them, shows they're persistent enough to be labelled a threat, y'know, besides being called a pest

[light void]

stop calling players pests
@full jackal Kaz is a pest

[lime mica]

[light void]

This image for some reason makes me happy

[lime mica]

It makes me happy too

[exotic ivy]

I don’t recognize the guy lurking behind Messi

Araujo?

[light void]

Yes

[lime mica]

Looks like him

[light void]

It is

Our latest rumors

[exotic ivy]

Winaldum?

That’s jokes

[lime mica]

[exotic ivy]

He’s the pest

[light void]

After what he did to us?

Fuck no

[exotic ivy]

Or maybe origi

[lime mica]

Fuck no

[light void]

We were linked to origi already in 2019

[exotic ivy]

They are both pests

[grave glen]

Lmao didn't Mertens already sign a extension

[grave glen]

What a game that was

I really wanna see the second leg

[slender olive]

Judging on today

if we keep tjhat up

3-0

[exotic ivy]

More like 3-2

If we played like we did today

It wasn’t really the best game we just finished our chances and Messi played good

[thin ivy]

I wanna see Areola play first GK against Eibar

They shouldnt be a problem tbh and Areola needs more caps so this is a good opportunity

[grave glen]

I would like to give areola more chances but knowing how our luck sometimes is...

[thin ivy]

https://www.reddit.com/r/realmadrid/comments/h8mm4x/khabid_is_true_madridista/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[thin ivy]

That jordi alba goal from the mallorca game was pretty nice

Also disappointed seeing how griezzy didnt score

Surprised braithwaite did

We're what 6 points behind barcelona now

Nvm its 5

[light void]

Mallorca in relegation

[thin ivy]

Thats sad

Madrids gonna further bury them in their game on the 25th

[thin ivy]

I wanna see bale play tonight

*tomorrow

[grave glen]

Do u miss bale

is bale starting?

[thin ivy]

I miss Bale yeah

Probably wont start bc of Hazard but hes most probably subbing Hazard second half

Havent seen the lineups yet

[grave glen]

Damn

Can Bale revive his career at madrid

If he put in the effort

[topaz crest]

i dont think so

the fans have lost faith asaik

afaik*

[thin ivy]

Madrid fans treat our players like shit even when they are in form or just play badly in one game.

Bale can still play good imo if he doesnt let the fans get to him and if his synergy with his teammates and Zizou improve.

[topaz crest]

real madrid fans have been spoilt in the past so its not hard to see why

[thin ivy]

Lets be real it was his injuries that caused all this and nothing else. All he needs is passion like before

Yeah

[topaz crest]

injuries and lack of apssion

passion*

[thin ivy]

Yes

Thats very true

Id like zizou to try hazard, benzema and bale as front three and let the young ones warm the bench for now

[topaz crest]

yall have too many players

theres no way everyone is satisfied

[thin ivy]

We got a lot of forwards yeah

[topaz crest]

and CAMs

and Wingers

[thin ivy]

I wanna see the big boys play seriosuly if EBB as front three happens it would be better than barcas current front three

[topaz crest]

EBB

[thin ivy]

HBB

[topaz crest]

doesnt compare to BBC

[thin ivy]

No shit

[topaz crest]

that was so much firepower

[thin ivy]

Bale Benzema Criatiano was the best

[topaz crest]

yea but dont label them as EBB, they barely play together

one is always injured

[thin ivy]

Its just wishful thinking

[grave glen]

HB square

[thin ivy]

If zizou can play all pur best guns this season we can take back top spot

Man i wish marcelo got better over quarantine

I hope line up goes like this

Hazard, Benzema, Bale

Kroos, Isco, Casemiro or Modric

Marcelo, Ramos, Varane, Carvajal

Areola

[silent kindle]

Very good lineup

Hopefully benzema can get one in today 🔥😋

[thin ivy]

He will

[grave glen]

If zizou can play all pur best guns this season we can take back top spot
@thin ivy Areola? wtf

[thin ivy]

@thin ivy Areola? wtf
@grave glen He needs more appearances. We dont need Courtois just for Eibar imo

[icy crypt]

I think we do when the league is on the line.

[silent kindle]

Ye

[icy crypt]

I have no idea whether or not Zidane’s unpredictability when it comes to choosing squads is a good thing or not.

I did not expect Rodrygo to start at all.

[silent kindle]

Happy he is

I am happy to see the younger make the starting XI

[icy crypt]

True, but if he was more consistent with who he starts, then the person that starts gets better

Right now we’re playing everyone every so often

Which distributes development, but no one gets really good.

[winged timber]

Barca Boys!

[thin ivy]

I did not expect Rodrygo to start at all.
@icy crypt I didnt either

[lime mica]

I made an 8ball command on my bot and asked it if Madrid would win the league and it replied with 'the future in not yet set in stone'; even my bot doesn't know smh

[icy crypt]

👀

[modern spruce]

vamooos

[sour glacier]

bruh

[fair plank]

tf...

[grave glen]

[thin ivy]

Suprisingly got 200+ upvotes in the madrid subreddit

[light void]

Barca v Leganes tonight

[grave glen]

👀🍿

[hollow perch]

i cant wait for the matchhhhc

[half gull]

HALA MADRID

[lime mica]

Nein

[lime mica]

Tomer?

[light void]

@lime mica why didn't you post

And yes

[lime mica]

Was watching Bayern

[icy crypt]

Line up is looking sus

[light void]

Ansu 👀

[icy crypt]

No Vidal, so it’ll be a bit slow in the midfield.

Messi Griezmann link up play will be dead

The left will be a disaster with Semedo and Fati

(Please let my hate come to life)

[grave glen]

ahem, semedo plays on the right

also ffs why rakitic

[mint hazel]

😮

Are they not allowed to use Godwaite vs previous club

[grave glen]

Muhkoo!

hello

GoatWaite will carry of course

[lime mica]

Muhkoo alive

Wow

[mint hazel]

he will need a wagon to carry fatitic

[light void]

Muhkoo!

[mint hazel]

barca memes spicy https://twitter.com/cruyfista_14/status/1272964236361203713

il pazzo pazzini (@cruyfista_14)

@FCBarcelona_es Joder con rakitic

Twitter

[light void]

👀

[grave glen]

can't argue

[lime mica]

kek

[light void]

That photoshop is pretty bad

Poor lads hair

[mint hazel]

3/10

[lime mica]

R.I.P. hair

[grave glen]

Predictions btw?

[lime mica]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[light void]

Hm

2-1 barca

[mint hazel]

ah, next game is Sevilla and Martin played full match, so he is being saved, big brain Setien, respect for his old rivals

messi needs more assists, 4-0 again

[grave glen]

I'd say 3-0

[light void]

I said 2-0 last time so that means the match is gonna be 4-2 instead of 2-1

Logic bois

[lime mica]

lul

[icy crypt]

Won’t Semedo play LB because of Sergio Roberto being the more favourable RB? No Jordi Alba today.

And I say 2-1 Leganes

[slender olive]

The fuck is that

Rakitic start?

[grave glen]

Big oof

I would rather start frenkie de jong

[young thistle]

Interesante

Que es el equipo de Leganes

[grave glen]

In 30 mins

[young thistle]

No estoy pregutando quando comienza el partido

Da lineups

De Aguirre

[lime mica]

Frenkie is hurt, apparently he was subbed out against Mallorca because of discomfort

[young thistle]

Que se joden porque la Barca los robaron al Braithwaite.

[grave glen]

ahí vas amigo @young thistle

[young thistle]

Muchas gracias!

[grave glen]

Tu prediccion?@young thistle

Ojalá a favor de barcelona

[lime mica]

Are you using Translate

[grave glen]

Si

[lime mica]

As they say

jajaja

[grave glen]

El mejor club de barcelona

[light void]

Yesss

Aragon ftw

[grave glen]

🇼

[young thistle]

Que ojala no mete goal el Braithwaite

Pero Barcelona van a ganar

[grave glen]

¿por qué Braithwaite no anotó, porque solía jugar para ellos?

La transferencia de Braithwaite no fue realmente justa, lo admito

[young thistle]

El no merecío su transfer a Barca. Solamente porque los pinche huevones que juegan a Barca.

Se lastiman muy rapido

[light void]

Match starting

[young thistle]

La regla no es justo

[grave glen]

Sin embargo, es una obra muy trabajadora y espero que tenga éxito en Barcelona