ELDEN RING

[fossil dew]

HUGE

[peak bronze]

Massive

[cunning imp]

HUGE

[fossil dew]

BIG

[gaunt plank]

Insane

[cunning imp]

LARGE

[cunning imp]

please leave

[cunning imp]

that is not what we are striving for here

[gaunt plank]

Unfathomably based

[gaunt plank]

Use it then coward

Let go of your fear

Become colossal sword ape

[summer fern]

I kinda want this hhuge fuckinf sythe

But I need fatherkrypted's approval first

[fossil dew]

that's the halo scythe

[summer fern]

I know

[cunning imp]

get it

[fossil dew]

not bad since you're going faith anyways

[cunning imp]

dna you should let him get it

[summer fern]

👍

[fossil dew]

gotta go fight commander o'neil

[summer fern]

False

Gotta kill the knight south of him

[fossil dew]

i dont remember how i got it

listen it was close to him thats all i know 😦

[summer fern]

Mate and I killed like 20 today, he got his

[peak bronze]

Kill both

Farm 2 copies

Dual wield halo scythe

[fossil dew]

dual wield everything in elden ring

[cunning imp]

so true

[fossil dew]

@peak bronze tell me if ur near okina invasion and summon me

later on whenever u get there

[summer fern]

Cause if i can't parry shit, I can just spam the halo ranged attack and lightning bolts

[cunning imp]

michael I believe in u. u will become cracked at the game

[peak bronze]

Where is that I forgor

Is that mountaintops?

[fossil dew]

):

[gaunt plank]

(:

[fossil dew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/954065570955952189/954074436443721768/sord.png

[fossil dew]

michael loadout exposed

[gaunt plank]

the weeb loadout

[summer fern]

I plead the 5th

[gaunt plank]

you're australian you can't do that

[summer fern]

https://tenor.com/view/sit-back-and-watch-gif-11810130

[gaunt plank]

[peak bronze]

Stop breaking the hhuge ffuckinf sord chain

[gaunt plank]

no

[summer fern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/954065570955952189/955663554420289576/unknown-130.png

[summer fern]

I think in NG+ I'm going to run double hhge fuckinf sord

[gaunt plank]

:)

good

[peak bronze]

hhuge fuckinf sord made out of hhuge fuckinf sord

[gaunt plank]

[summer fern]

@gaunt plank what about hhuge fuckinf hamma

[gaunt plank]

Acceptable

Are you doing the funny 9k build

[summer fern]

apparently it's this (I haven't tried it myself, just what someone was doing)

[fossil dew]

this is disgusting

highest poise set in the game

[summer fern]

disgustingly pog in pve or?

[fossil dew]

no lol

bosses get too fast for that

[summer fern]

[iron mountain]

lmao

[stray crater]

HHUGE

[loud fog]

My balls are quivering as I am shitting on the toilet.

[hasty remnant]

big hammer go bash

[blissful pewter]

Sending a message here so that elden ring chat doesn't die get tf back in here losers

[peak bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-elden-ring-hop-on-elden-ring-gif-24965188

[cunning imp]

[stray crater]

That's a lotta damage...

[blissful pewter]

W I hate that boss

[gaunt plank]

Gargoyles actually the worst enemies in the game

[summer fern]

solution:

[gaunt plank]

mhm mhm

[peak bronze]

Gargoyle actually pretty easy if you do funny shield

They cant attack fast enough to break your guard + attack you while guard broken

Unless you pull a pepeg

[gaunt plank]

I have never used a shield

I have not used a shield since I left the tutorial cave

;-;

[hasty remnant]

you can’t power stance with shields

[peak bronze]

Shield stronk

[gaunt plank]

shield ugly tho

therefore I cannot use

[peak bronze]

Get a cool shield

Profit

[gaunt plank]

cool shield means only one sword??

do you take me for a fool

[peak bronze]

You can simply hotswap

[gaunt plank]

I can simply hit the enemy harder

this strategy has yet to fail me

[peak bronze]

Hit some women

[gaunt plank]

[summer fern]

Wtf is funny shield

[peak bronze]

Any shield with 100 phys

[fossil dew]

fingerprint stone shield 🙂

[summer fern]

I heard people talking about tree spear + fingerprint build, tempting

[fossil dew]

fingerprint and anything that thrusts

[peak bronze]

me

[hasty remnant]

Elden chat, big hammers?

[gaunt plank]

no

big sword

[sacred mason]

ayyyyoooo

elden ring ?!?!?

[summer fern]

Hhuge = neuron

[stray crater]

I've been playing Elden Ring for 300+ Hours and music at 0 this whole time

I just thought it had no fucking music lmao...

[summer fern]

💀

[peak bronze]

🗿

[subtle warren]

[sacred mason]

[stray crater]

I sent this yesterday, let me live my life

[subtle warren]

what lvl are u guys

[hasty remnant]

101 on my highest

[stray crater]

601, 125, 185, 157, 145

[teal belfry]

168.164.64.15

[grand wedge]

let us discuss sword game with ring

[peak bronze]

Swod

[stray crater]

I'm more of a bow-person...

[sacred mason]

bows suck except when they dont

[stray crater]

Just don't be bad

[hasty remnant]

Bows suck, use magic instead, magic's cool

Big sword is cooler still

[stray crater]

POV: You haven't explored anything outside of youtube build tutorials.

[peak bronze]

bows are boring

its basically magic but no funny effect

[hasty remnant]

Bows suck, they require crafting or rune farming, both or which are incredibly boring and done much better with magic

Anything bows can do and more can be done with magic

Also humanoid bosses input read to dodge arrows so they're objectively worse than spamming something like glintstone blade or Loretta's mastery

[peak bronze]

they dont need a lot of rune farming lmao

arrows are cheap as fuck

bows just suck in general though

[hasty remnant]

I mean, if you’re only using bows, deaths start to rack up in cost

[fossil dew]

arrows help u rune farm

[stray crater]

Who gives a shit about what's better, not everybody plays to 1shot bosses.
Anybody could do that...
Magic is lame as shit once you beat the game with it once or twice imo

[hasty remnant]

cope harder, bows are boring

they're also objectively worse than melee by the fact bosses input read dodge arrows

[stray crater]

Jesus christ you're a loser lmao

[hasty remnant]

Cope harder

[blissful pewter]

L bozos just enjoy what y'all do and don't be bozos no point in arguing over pref in a game where anything goes if you're good enough

[peak bronze]

What armor is that

[hasty remnant]

Tree sentinel it looks like

Idk what the helm could be though

[peak bronze]

the helm is altered banished knight i know that

didnt kno the chest

[hasty remnant]

tree sentinel armour is the rest from the chariot traps in hero’s grave

[peak bronze]

Dawg

There are many heros graves

Nvm tho I alr know which one

[fossil dew]

its v heavy armor @peak bronze

i can barely use it at 61 endurance

but im also using stone shield

[peak bronze]

i dont care im not a cringe fingerprint shield user

also that shield got indirectly nerfed iirc

dont think it can get 100 anymore so no point

[fossil dew]

100 what

it still has 90 guard boost and 100 phys negate

and 70+ in every other

[hasty remnant]

it’s still 100 physical and 95 with magic affinities, aka with carian retaliation

[peak bronze]

Oh

Nah I'm talking about guard boost

It used to have basically zero stamina reduction when getting hit no?

Now that it doesn't you can basically just use any shield and have the same effect

Any shield with 100 phys negate I mean

[hasty remnant]

fingerprint still has some of the highest magic block naturally

[peak bronze]

why would you want to block magic

you still take damage

cringe idea

just dodge it bozo

[hasty remnant]

Great shield poking is still one of the best pvp strats

You can hold block and poke with the ant spur rapier with poison or bleed

[grand wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/slave-knight-gael-dark-souls3-ringed-city-gif-24181378

jhon souls

[peak bronze]

Jerren elden ring

[hasty remnant]

Elden John

[blissful pewter]

John sneeden

Snowden

[fossil dew]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-parry-gif-20606805

[hasty remnant]

The spin kills me

[calm cargo]

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