💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[exotic leaf]

i own a jouch

[signal seal]

is that a jean couch 🤔

and if so does it have pockets on the arm rests?

[stoic slate]

I was just wondering, I have 21 vow clears, how come my name is still yellow?

Does it have something to do with bungie not counting wipes as full runs?

[exotic leaf]

#💬destiny-chat

or something

[wind axle]

I own a jun

[exotic leaf]

yes its where i put the remotes

[signal seal]

incredible

[exotic leaf]

yeah you are

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-squinting-smile-cute-adorable-gif-4075686

[sharp vale]

@signal seal turbo Tacoma?

[signal seal]

Will Smith is a dude with nothing to lose like nothing

like i'm not scared of people, but i would cross the road if i saw him coming

[fickle sentinel]

Remember guys, you can sleep with will smith's wife but you better not joke about her!

[signal seal]

no no no, remember, real news is happening, and memes are funny but not news

[signal iris]

he was laughing till he noticed she was upset

[fickle sentinel]

God it would have been so good if Chris rock clapped back

[sharp vale]

Will smith's wife is the biggest L to have ever walked this planet

Who would stay married with that garbage

[desert pilot]

im so hungry

[sharp vale]

Jada literally emasculated and probably shattered will smith's mental health with her behavior

[fickle sentinel]

"they were entanglements"

[sharp vale]

And then the way she behaves in politics sometimes

[fickle sentinel]

Yeah I bet you were entangled alright

[exotic leaf]

so did she cheat on him or was it actually an open relationship

[fickle sentinel]

As far as we know it was one sided

https://youtu.be/qOTe0_Z0vlc

[void slate]

Would you watch a stream of a video game @exotic leaf @desert pilot

Performed by yours truly Poopy Servo

[exotic leaf]

anything for u

[desert pilot]

what video game

unfortunately im in another call rn

can't tonight

[void slate]

I'm cryin

[void slate]

It's either Sims 4 or GTA IV: DLC

[exotic leaf]

sims 4 :)

[signal iris]

i remember when people were laughing at will bc of this

[exotic leaf]

:D

[fickle sentinel]

I wasn't laughing at him but I was and still am confused how you can just sit there and listen to that bs

[exotic leaf]

im in go live 2

[void slate]

I'm in go live 2

[sharp vale]

Actually an open relationship but she hella and I mean HELLA took advantage of it and made a fool out of will, PUBLICLY and insulted him based off it

[hollow marten]

Hi off topic

[sharp vale]

That's just will smith

[void slate]

.gif @hollow marten

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/4Oub.gif

[signal iris]

.gif

huh

[exotic leaf]

@void slate did you buy the home decorator pack

[hollow marten]

Hi peter

[sharp vale]

.gif huh

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bMagr.gif

[signal iris]

.gif die

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bkB3i.gif

[void slate]

Where did Becca take her lol @exotic leaf

[sick wyvern]

back after some time off, and after some a-hole friend deleting everything on my discord

[signal iris]

[exotic leaf]

gone forever

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-gone-reduced-to-atoms-end-game-infinity-war-gif-15573921

[exotic leaf]

wow

[signal seal]

any elden ring gamers want to help me mule an item 😐

[rough trail]

only if youre muling a +10 Ordovis' Greatsword

[signal seal]

Why do you want that 😐

[rough trail]

I don’t want that

I just only mule that specific weapon

nothing else is based enough unfortunately

[signal iris]

what item?

[sharp vale]

Bing can you give me your dual swords

[sharp vale]

W

W meme

[void slate]

óh no I didn't know what spay means I thought it was like vaccine @exotic leaf

[sharp vale]

Stealing it

[sharp vale]

LOL

[signal seal]

just a talisman but i got someone on reddit to help me

[sharp vale]

Tfw you get the erdtree +1 talisman without ever getting the original

Tfw you get any +1 talisman without getting the original

[signal seal]

it's like a 2% difference but eyah

also there's a +2

Chads only use the +2

[void slate]

~I need 2 sleep that's all for today @exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

aw okay goodnight peter

[rough trail]

society if I could get erdtree +2 before the very fucking end of the game

[void slate]

I want Rosa to get her degree then I'll move on to other robots

[signal seal]

you can if you just do stuff out of order though

[rough trail]

yeah but I want it to be reachable early game by fighting an endgame boss at level 20

[somber shale]

Anyone here play Tina wonderland ?

[sharp vale]

Where get +2

Don't tell me it's Ng+

[signal iris]

upgrade

[sharp vale]

No but it looks amazing

By Amazing I mean fun to play

[rough trail]

it’s right at the very end of the game

[somber shale]

@sharp vale same here. Might pick it up but it is on Epic.....

[rough trail]

ash leyndell place

[sharp vale]

Worth

[somber shale]

@sharp vale might as well since all those money go to Ukraine

[sharp vale]

No, I mean +2 talismans in general. I know in ds3 you could only get some +2 talismans in Ng+

[rough trail]

they’re all in ng

no ng+ stuff in elden ring

[sharp vale]

Big lame

[signal seal]

it's not NG+ but it requires an endgame thing happen

[sharp vale]

I love ng+ due to some new stuff in Ng+

[somber shale]

Wait for NG+ mod then lol

[sharp vale]

But elden ring no Ng+?

:(

Anyways, that's kind of disappointing

I was waiting to see what new shit has yet to be discovered in ng runs

[signal seal]

NG+ is still very fun

beginning is easy but mid-end gets a lot harder

[sharp vale]

Bing I have to show you my build

[signal iris]

im doing raya quest this time
bc i didn't do it last time

[sharp vale]

Claire you can do my quest any time

<3

I'm on lunch break. Nap time

[fringe umbra]

fellas just finished MGS2

holy shit that was good

[sharp vale]

Okay now go play ||.....||

[somber shale]

@fringe umbra 2 ? Ah u must fancy Raiden naked body

[fringe umbra]

it certainly was a treat

goddamn the whole game was a ride tho

[somber shale]

@fringe umbra well, it is raiden fanservice lol

[fringe umbra]

wym fanservice it was the first game he appeared in

[void slate]

This is a wonderful achievement. Your life is complete.

[fringe umbra]

i have like 8 more metal gear games left lmao

[void slate]

For the remainder of your cat lives

[fringe umbra]

meow?

[void slate]

miau

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-big-lips-gif-13233291

[fringe umbra]

sweet blistery christ get it away

[somber shale]

@fringe umbra u play thou the number rather than the history chronological ?

[fringe umbra]

i was recommended to play them in release order rather than chronologial

[somber shale]

Ah that is fine

[fringe umbra]

works out too because TPP and GZ are the only ones i dont have and am awaiting a shipment of neetbux ™️ so i can afford

[somber shale]

Since u beat 2, 3 will be a bit of prequel

[fringe umbra]

set in the 1960s rather than the late 2000's, no?

[somber shale]

Or the beginning of MGS

@fringe umbra yes, the origin of Big Boss

[fringe umbra]

lmao what a fkn name for a character

[somber shale]

@fringe umbra ahem, that is Snake father right there,

Play 3 then u will see.

[fringe umbra]

No edgy overload name. No code name bullshit. He is the Big Boss so call him Big Boss. no fucking around here

[somber shale]

So Big Boss

[fringe umbra]

bless u kojima

[signal iris]

you leave markiplier alone

[fringe umbra]

flammenwerfer

[somber shale]

Cant wait for Casette reach 4. It will be indeed cinematic 👌

[signal iris]

i have them both on xbox lol

[somber shale]

@signal iris the Xbone ?

[signal iris]

yes

[fringe umbra]

i have been looking forward to 4 this whole time. gotta play 3, portable ops and peace walker before i get to 4 tho

gotta play them in rlease order

[somber shale]

👍

[signal iris]

i wanna play through att the mg games, but it's time consuming and i can only focus on one or two games at a time

[somber shale]

Do you believe that.... love can be bloom in battlefield ?

[fringe umbra]

simp

[somber shale]

[fringe umbra]

i was in the same boat but i played through MGS on the PS1 and holy balls it was amazing and incredible

[somber shale]

@fringe umbra FYI there is remastered version of MGS 1 on gamecube

[fringe umbra]

theres a remastered version on every console my guy

even PC IIRC

[somber shale]

Umu

[normal fern]

whats so fuck then

[fringe umbra]

so fellas

whats a good phone made by a company NOT owned by tencent that does have a headphone jack. looking to replace my bingus Galaxy s9

[weary pasture]

get a oneplus 9, and use a headphone jack converter

[fringe umbra]

i refuse to buy accessories for features that used to be built in

headphone jack or DEATH

[weary pasture]

yeah actually tencent owns a big stake of oppo which is oneplus lol so iono

[fringe umbra]

i have enough chinese spyware in my home already tyvm

[weary pasture]

get a Google Pixel 5A

[fringe umbra]

wee bit out of my price range but looks good

might see if i can get a refurbished one

been a hot minute since i had a headphone jack on top of my phone

[cold nebula]

Every time I kill an enemy in Elden Ring, my character turns his back on the remaining enemies. Wth control is that?

[hardy mesa]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ELUx_FOT8Xg
found it

[sharp vale]

Garbage

Get a OnePlus 9

I'm gonna get a OnePlus 10

[vestal ember]

real guardian supporter david?

[exotic leaf]

i wonder if GTA is still doing that monthly free million in the playstation store

[vestal ember]

i linked my xbox acc to my pc and had a mod menu on pc so i wasnt broke on xbox

[sharp vale]

W

[signal iris]

my maiden is dead

[sharp vale]

L bozoid

[lament egret]

hi offtopic chatbox

[unkempt plinth]

steal their blood

[jade orbit]

Sorry if I can't put it here but where can I change my region for this server? I'm OCE but says I'm NA

[cold nebula]

I don't know how to get better gear in Elden Ring

I run with the same drags for 20 hours now

And I scouted and raided every dungeon possible in LImegrave

[unkempt plinth]

smithing stones

and affinities

I can give more specifics if I know what your build’s based around

and even so, you might’ve locked yourself out of some items by doing bosses

if you’re bleed, the best bleed weapon (rivers of blood) is available until you kill the ||fire giant|| after killing that boss the invader never comes back

[golden mica]

far too early for moon to do bleed

[rough trail]

never too early

not with reduvia early game at least

[normal fern]

father when can i be on my ooowwwn?? i got the whole world to see

[unkempt plinth]

me running bloodhound greatsword:

[cold nebula]

2014 PC be like

[cold nebula]

The day Huan met Torrent

[exotic leaf]

i love having my heart ripped open!!! it’s great!!! 10/10!!!!!

[onyx schooner]

what happened

[harsh quartz]

Dodge the ball 4head

[glossy vault]

[cold nebula]

The overly aggressive deer jumped me and I ended off the cliff

[cold nebula]

on my trash PC torrent often appears invisible

[onyx schooner]

oof

[thick orbit]

https://youtu.be/u_xSilxHFns

God I should binge season 2 now

[mental oyster]

Who has the best internet here

[lament egret]

me clearly

[thick orbit]

Mine cleaerly better

[lament egret]

wtf !!

[exotic leaf]

nene please can i have sad bingus

[sacred oasis]

i also want bingus emote

[exotic leaf]

[exotic leaf]

[hardy mesa]

how the fuck did i end up in the depths of the thomas the tank engine iceberg

[exotic leaf]

any of wendigoons iceberg videos are top tier

[lucid sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/859114250096869419.webp?size=48&quality=lossless

[lament egret]

revie do u want my internet

[lucid sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/859114250096869419.webp?size=48&quality=lossless

[lament egret]

come to new york now ! !!

[lucid sigil]

🥺 yes miss

[sharp vale]

Hell off topic chat

[sharp vale]

What's the website

[teal temple]

new premium permissions noice

[exotic leaf]

OH NO HERE WE GO

[smoky matrix]

it begins

[exotic leaf]

omg hi lemur c:

[mental oyster]

Hey what’s this new discord tos in place?

[teal temple]

LMFAO REACTION PERMISSIONS

[lament egret]

we dont get react perms right

[balmy fossil]

Why would you ever pay money for that

[exotic leaf]

people who like to spend money

[wraith flint]

New premium tier: tier 0

You get to access the servers lfg function

[teal temple]

wait so what happens to us og donators? do we keep image perms or will they go away in like 2 weeks?

[mental oyster]

Dang how is your ping at 2. And what’s with the high upload

[exotic leaf]

nothing happens to you you are basically grandfathered in

[balmy urchin]

what a gross system imo

[teal temple]

sickkk , thank yah kindly for the answer

[exotic leaf]

anything for u!

[raw gate]

paying for image perms

[teal temple]

oh wait lew, did you see the god tier idea i had someone commission

[sharp vale]

Also known as simps

[exotic leaf]

WHAT NO what is it

[teal temple]

I present to you, driftirby

[sharp vale]

No notifications bc no bitches, dry phone

[exotic leaf]

I LOVE IT OH MY GOD!

my sweet sweet kirbo

[teal temple]

i've always wanted to see kirby as drifter ever since seeing his solid snake form

[mental oyster]

Go get me some

[sharp vale]

Do you have a decent jawline

[mental oyster]

No

[sharp vale]

Can't help you bro, sorry

[mental oyster]

Get me some milfs

[sharp vale]

They don't want you either

Any mf with a decent jawline can get laid, it's just facts

I've never seen a mf with a nice jawline not get laid

[earnest hinge]

re ping lmao

[vernal grove]

I'm not ree'ing about the ping, but don't apolgize if you choose to ping

[sharp vale]

Ping

WHAT ARE THESE

.

[sharp vale]

Hi mastodon

[true sorrel]

🍞

[spare heath]

a

[sharp vale]

Gen chat going wild rn

Really nae naeing donators rn

[exotic leaf]

not me wanting to stir the pot

[marsh beacon]

why is 1985-1 censored?

[hardy mesa]

it's political

[marsh beacon]

How

[glossy vault]

well least we made it thru the ping with no bans

[feral thunder]

so FAR

[exotic leaf]

not as crazy as i thought it would be tbh

[glossy vault]

now for atleast an hour of people mad they got "disrupted" by a ping they got 30 mins ago

Slowmode helps

[exotic leaf]

30s slow mode

[dark breach]

10 minute slowmode when

[sharp vale]

1984ㅤ

[glossy vault]

back in the day when slowmode was shorter it would drain my phones batter

battery*

[north pumice]

1984

[feral thunder]

wha

[marsh beacon]

1984

[feral thunder]

the when the

[sharp vale]

Don't delete our funny meme message welfare PLEASE

[feral thunder]

die

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

Someone's got deleted after like a minute earlier

I thought that was a big L

[marsh beacon]

1984 was a leap year

[vivid shell]

@quick spoke

[feral thunder]

yes

not a book by a certain author, its the year of the Ghostbusters.

[marsh beacon]

Pog

[wintry fiber]

1984

[hardy mesa]

.player1

[glossy vault]

Ghost busting intensifies

[mint charm]

1984

[scarlet valve]

1984

[ancient fjord]

blue name = no life

[stray ore]

what about funni blue

[north saddle]

[stray ore]

[exotic leaf]

omg tasso in off topic

[willow quartz]

1986

[scarlet valve]

yellow name = piss

[sharp vale]

Omg lewshifer in

[scarlet valve]

literally 1985

[long tundra]

wait we have normal blue names now? why aren't they sorted above the yellows

[exotic leaf]

i would love to be above the degenerates as well

[long tundra]

you'd probably get lots of messages if you were up at the top

[sharp vale]

Too true

Not unless they don't know she's a girl 🤔

[exotic leaf]

they dont

unless theyve been in here for long enough

[sharp vale]

Wdym lewshifer is a guy

We're total bros

We go to frat parties and drink white claws every weekend brah

[exotic leaf]

||fat cock mode ||

[sharp vale]

Isn't that right, broski?

[glossy vault]

left ya hanging

its all good fam i still love you

[exotic leaf]

i can barely carry it

[sharp vale]

Share some w me bro I need some of those inches to add to my height

[exotic leaf]

yeah youll get some inches alright

[sharp vale]

Oh LORD

[exotic leaf]

The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someone’s Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.

[sharp vale]

||Are you really broskis if you don't give the bros some inches?||

[glossy vault]

Yes you really are

what the

[exotic leaf]

wait a sec

[rough trail]

oh right I can’t say that

guess I’ll just say Diablo 2

[sharp vale]

Nap time

[sharp vale]

Based

[mild crystal]

so discord turning into twitch now

[mild granite]

This server went downhill pretty rapidly.

[thick orbit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/265256381437706240/860937153106542642/caption-6.gif

[sharp vale]

Guh

[mild crystal]

how did it go downhill

[mild granite]

NordVPN Ads were funny, kind of a meme

[glossy vault]

they really are

[mild granite]

but the fuckin sub system and pinging asking for donos....

Not a vibe

[glossy vault]

i agree

glad we didnt ask for donos

[harsh quartz]

^

[sharp vale]

Literally no one will care in two days

[glossy vault]

and just posted the new sub system that was available

without locking LFG behind a paywall

[sharp vale]

Literally no reason to be mad behind donation/subscription

[glossy vault]

People forget this is a free service

[sharp vale]

All it is just optional support

[harsh quartz]

^ Pretty standard now-a-days.

[mild granite]

Just seems a bit tone-deaf is all.

[glossy vault]

i could have retired had i sold ad space to the HUNDREDS of people offering me Money per post to advert their recov services

[harsh quartz]

Donations aren't new to this server.

[glossy vault]

you guys got it pretty good imo

[exotic leaf]

people cry about spending $5 dollars here but then spend $80 on witch queen and bungie in general

[sharp vale]

Mfs sub to twitch streamers who give less of a fuck for their community

[harsh quartz]

Yikes.

[glossy vault]

to each their own, but its not like we are out here begging for change

[sharp vale]

In this case at least the people in charge of this community look after it

Otherwise it would be a dead server

[mild granite]

I respect the work yall do, but idk, this doesn't seem like great optics.

[glossy vault]

how so?

How does this negatively impact your day to day on the server?

[native flame]

Real

[glossy vault]

im open to feedback

[sharp vale]

It's literally an optional ignorable thing bro, it's only a problem if you make it one

[glossy vault]

and we appreciate the respect

Just trying to support my family outside my job fam by givin yall some totally optional goodies

[sharp vale]

I'm just saying it bc people are annoying with how much double standards people are throwing out here

[glossy vault]

https://tenor.com/view/spare-change-homeless-gif-19390636

[wanton atlas]

I say u pay wall everything but gos lfg

[glossy vault]

imagine if i did

man that would be horrible

[sharp vale]

How you gonna complain about a completely ignorable donation

[wanton atlas]

Would be a dream come true

[glossy vault]

how you gonna complain about a completely mutable ping

[mild crystal]

aprils 1st as a joke

[sharp vale]

People literally subscribe to only fans for more money and recieve realistically less

[wanton atlas]

Yeah I didn’t get it lmao

[glossy vault]

i honestly considered it

[harsh quartz]

Me neither

[glossy vault]

but we had to roll out subs sooner

[sharp vale]

Donate to my pizza instead, I'm hungry

Heheheh

[glossy vault]

i been sitting here trying to play megaman

but i keep getting wrapped up with yall

like follow and || SUBSCRIBE ||

[exotic leaf]

how dare us

[sharp vale]

You ever played the MegaMan.EXE series?

[wanton atlas]

Don’t say that cursed word here

[thick orbit]

Megaman legends was my favourite

[glossy vault]

whats that the japanese rockman?

[mild crystal]

how dare you play elden ring ?

[glossy vault]

i blew thru X1 last night

was gonna do x2 tonight but server stuff

[exotic leaf]

yes how dare i do that

[sharp vale]

You're missing out

[mild crystal]

All I wish is that if lost ark was not p2w

[sharp vale]

Okay nap time

[glossy vault]

heard its a 3 year timegate to max a toon in LA

[harsh quartz]

http://puu.sh/IRDTn/35500a3b31.png

?

[glossy vault]

feelsbad

Lindarus Tech tips

[upper cypress]

imagine spending money on a discord server /s

[glossy vault]

ok now what?

[untold tusk]

Imagine having a budget that values anything other than gaming

[exotic leaf]

its the subtle edit for me

[glossy vault]

Imagine having 10 fingers and 10 toes

like wtf

[harsh quartz]

Rude. I don't.

[glossy vault]

wtf

[harsh quartz]

||I actually do.||

[glossy vault]

banned

[untold tusk]

This message is brought to you by Alabama

[glossy vault]

Linus Toe Tips?

[exotic leaf]

i know you dont

[glossy vault]

Sponsored by NordVPN

[untold tusk]

Selling your keys like nobody's business

[mild crystal]

its your money hehe

[upper cypress]

[harsh quartz]

Shh, don't tell them that.

[mild crystal]

sorry wont happen again I just thought it made sense 😏

[harsh quartz]

Yeah, I should have /s at the end ;D

[upper cypress]

i will not reveal true intentions

[glossy vault]

I’m just tryin to feed my kids man

[untold tusk]

Navist, I'm gonna buy the hat. Could you just burn it & send me a pic of the ashes? (I clicked your ebay link.)

[harsh quartz]

They aren't suppose to know it's their money. They have to think it's our money and they are just giving it back.

[exotic leaf]

yes gaslight them

[harsh quartz]

omfg

LOL

I mean... why not...

Still get charged for shipping though

[glossy vault]

LOL

Mail it with a brick

Maybe we can get a Wook to fart in a jar and we could send that

[untold tusk]

Mail it with a ziploc bag of dog poop

[exotic leaf]

wook toe pics could sell

[glossy vault]

Tier 4 leak confirmed

Upper management toe pics

Sponsored by Nord VPN

It’s on

[sharp stratus]

preordering a sub right fucking now

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-discord-funny-looking-hehe-moment-gif-21805451

[glossy vault]

Pre order bonus will be a scratch and sniff toe pic

[exotic leaf]

[glossy vault]

Ren best donator

[sharp stratus]

well now its just a steal no matter what price\

[exotic leaf]

The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someone’s Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.

[glossy vault]

I could go for a double whopper

[sharp stratus]

extra foot fungus

[glossy vault]

I’m tryin to eat healthy tho

[exotic leaf]

extra foot fungus hold the burger

[upper cypress]

get it with the sub money

[glossy vault]

Went to the store can’t even get romaine

[glossy vault]

No fast food around me let alone a BK I live in the sticks

[mild crystal]

you guys need to watch anime.

[exotic leaf]

I do why do you think im like this

[upper cypress]

Tbh thats kinda good

[sharp stratus]

AoT is a god tier show

[upper cypress]

cant tempt yourself to get shitty food if there isnt any in the first place

[sharp stratus]

i will die on that hill

[thick orbit]

[mild crystal]

forsure

[sharp stratus]

thats about all im into tho

[exotic leaf]

HELLO

[untold tusk]

@hazy nebula you trying to talk?

[sharp stratus]

the bot is having a stroke

[exotic leaf]

rankbot wants the foot fungus

[sharp stratus]

someone sub so he can afford to buy some

bots just tryna eat

[glossy vault]

[untold tusk]

Navist trying to phish some dumb comment with rankbot

[mild crystal]

you can try Domestic Girlfriend

[harsh quartz]

She did this to herself.

[sharp stratus]

i feel like that is a massive tonal shift from AoT

[mild crystal]

its the same

[sharp stratus]

lmfao

[exotic leaf]

The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someone’s Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.

[mild crystal]

Is it good to keep eating while reading that

Cause I think I might puke

[exotic leaf]

it is recommended

[sharp stratus]

i still seethe that the bitconnect meme got overshadowed by BK foot fungus

[untold tusk]

That's right. I asked specifically for toenail fungus, not just any foot fungus.

[exotic leaf]

yes bestie we love some crunch

its giving fried onion vibes for me bestie

[sharp stratus]

ngl that actually made me gag

[exotic leaf]

youre welcome

[untold tusk]

I can't leave feedback until my ebay account is 5 days old

[upper cypress]

hes trolling

[upper cypress]

you should watch code geass

10/10

[sharp stratus]

is that the time travel one

with the microwave

[smoky matrix]

that's steins gate

[sharp stratus]

ah thats right

i do have a backlist of classic animes i need to watch

[mild crystal]

Ya fdikx

[sharp stratus]

ive just seen fma:b and aot

[hollow marten]

fr

[sharp stratus]

but theyre both awesome

[mild crystal]

what the hell how is andy black still kinda hot

[smoky matrix]

who is andy

[mild crystal]

lead of this emo ass band i used to listen to

[smoky matrix]

send andy pics

[mild crystal]

black viel brides

ok

[smoky matrix]

I think I recognise him

[mild crystal]

god hes like kinda hot

maybe i am straight

[smoky matrix]

ok I'm looking at some other pictures and he's actually pretty

[mild crystal]

him and gerard way LOOL

gerard looks like a little twink

[dense tundra]

!modapp

[bronze plume]

Glad to see you are interested in becoming a moderator! You can apply here: https://tinyurl.com/d2pclfgmodapp

[vestal ember]

[smoky matrix]

the tall twink and the little twink

[mild crystal]

4 real

all my childhood crushes were drummers, except for that dude

[exotic leaf]

twink

[mild crystal]

masculine twink

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/hehe-not-hehe-no-angry-cat-angry-gif-23436666

[golden mica]

@smoky matrix thoughts on elden ring dlc idea??

[golden mica]

andy sixx is illegally handsome

[mild crystal]

for real bruh. got me questioning if im actually lesbian or not

[smoky matrix]

you have to fight all of them twice yesss

the 8 godskin gauntlet

[golden mica]

god now I gotta go on a nostalgia trip and listen to all the old music

old escape the fate etc

[signal iris]

someone modded ds1 to have that for EVERY boss

[golden mica]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A82yxu2LVQw

[signal iris]

for o&s, killing a dupe one doesn't trigger the super transformation of the other duped one

also duped second bell gargoyle spawns with full health instead of half health

[hollow marten]

swag

[signal iris]

lilaggy, based

[mild crystal]

why is this exact comment on every dad rock song i can think of

hmmm

I wasn't lying tho, about never being vaccinated

for anything ever

[paper haven]

This hammer build is wacky wacky

[golden mica]

hardest boss in the game btw

[paper haven]

LOL

I cant wait

I like summoning 2 Katana losers just so bosses have more hp lmao

[bitter heath]

all ready for my interview guys

[paper haven]

Bad bad

Take hoodie off L

[bitter heath]

of course, I would never wear this unless it was to shitpost

[paper haven]

Please wear a dress, no a sundress, for interviews for now on...

[zealous zodiac]

Ello

[paper haven]

Giid veorbemign

[bitter heath]

I am a big sexy buff man, this will not happen

[exotic leaf]

best advice

i love sundresses

[paper haven]

I also love sundresses

[dark breach]

incorrect, you're not wearing cringe ahegao jumper, not prepared, 0/10

[exotic leaf]

[paper haven]

Pause.

[paper haven]

Damn, I had one kid in my BUS class that wore it every lecture we had...

[exotic leaf]

cringe

[dark breach]

they should be reprimanded and expelled

[paper haven]

What can ya do, change majors? YES... And that's what I did.

[mild crystal]

over one dude...?

[paper haven]

No, that was a-bit-uh banter, BUS Administration just ain't for me

[exotic leaf]

lol me

it’s not that bad i’m more focused in marketing and advertising

[dark breach]

and im more focused in handling customer complaints because my time in the league community has made me very resilient to death threats

not a joke though, I work in customer complaints

[glossy vault]

Same can be said about me and this community

Can’t even ping 400k people without getting some kind of crazy dm

[exotic leaf]

i did that for a year when covid first hit. worst experience ever

[golden mica]

i'll send you a dm saying you're crazy cute

[paper haven]

400k people, there are forsure some bad eggs in that batch >.<

[hollow marten]

yo

[glossy vault]

[hollow marten]

gfl emote

[glossy vault]

It happens

[dark breach]

it really is 🙂 but i also love the complaints so its sorta... my heaven

[golden mica]

just @ me if you're going to call me out like that

[glossy vault]

I don’t judge everyone based on 1-2000 people

So we good

[paper haven]

@golden mica You rat-bastard >:(

[dark breach]

[exotic leaf]

i still have this one customers address, just in case :)

[paper haven]

Lesgoooo

[golden mica]

[paper haven]

[golden mica]

[paper haven]

I tried making Kratos :/ I was going somewhere with that, and gave up.

[exotic leaf]

[barren dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/873638850646380545/910733693604204564/5D061F66-6FF5-49E1-B229-1AC9E8DACCB8.gif

[golden mica]

I don't know how to react to this

[dark breach]

private server i want this sadge

[barren dagger]

thats the thing, you don't

you accept the cake cat

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-voices-hallucinations-gif-24630735

[paper haven]

I was only in Rat Discord on my old account :(

[signal iris]

i got a speeding fine for going 7 over the speed limit, bruh

[paper haven]

Don't you dare do it again...

[signal iris]

over $200 to pay for it

[golden mica]

I swear it's gambit as in a chess reference mods

[dark breach]

and without exotics

[paper haven]

I'd rather take the $200 fine.

[signal iris]

got a demerit point

[golden mica]

you hate to see it

[paper haven]

[barren dagger]

smh speeding

[golden mica]

https://tenor.com/view/twitter-twitter-hell-hell-judge-judge-sentence-gif-23964804

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/bloons-td6-half-cash-sentence-bloons-half-csh-bloons-chimps-gif-24122626

[dark breach]

tfw speedrunning irl gets demerit points but speedrunning ingame has no downsides

[paper haven]

[signal iris]

sailor moon, based

[dark breach]

tfw you're so bored at work you end up watching flight radars to see which planes are landing

[smoky matrix]

Flightradar very cool

[dark breach]

flightradar very fun ngl

[smoky matrix]

It's a great way to pass time

Combine flightradar with radiogarden to listen to ATC

[dark breach]

wait i can listen to atc?

actual pog

[smoky matrix]

Yuh

http://radio.garden/

Should be able to find airport atcs

[dark breach]

skid row is one yea?

[smoky matrix]

No clue lol

[smoky matrix]

Never heard of skid row

[dark breach]

wait theres a coles radio

[signal iris]

target radio

it has despacito

[dark breach]

so i couldn't pull up sydney atc

but i can pull up tokyo international atc this is insane

ty @smoky matrix

[smoky matrix]

Aww shame you can't get Syd, I know you can get Perth

[dark breach]

ah yeah i see that, lets see whats goin on

station unresponsive sadge

[exotic leaf]

lemur is so smart

[void slate]

Hello chat box

🗃

[signal iris]

@smoky matrix wanna see the boots im gonna buy?

[paper haven]

BOOTS?

[void slate]

👢

[paper haven]

Show, don't tell.

[exotic leaf]

hi peter

[void slate]

I had a dream that bombs were dropped on my town.

[exotic leaf]

glad it was only a dream

[smoky matrix]

Suree

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/reno-911-boots-jumping-police-gif-15730203

[exotic leaf]

they are so cute

[severe musk]

those are cool

[smoky matrix]

Yuh

[signal seal]

i'm having so much fun with 95% craftable pvp

[severe musk]

ez 2v1

[signal seal]

i mean most 2v1s are pretty easy

[severe musk]

i wouldnt know ive never touched a ds game lol

[exotic leaf]

i’m glad you’re having fun bingy

[signal seal]

the screams are a little disturbing when i get them with the perfume

[exotic leaf]

the show tunes at the end lmao

[signal seal]

yeah family guy 🙄 honestly hulu just autoplayed it

i swear

[rough trail]

yeah he just accidentally let the entire episode autoplay

[dark breach]

@smoky matrix been listening to the perth atc finally and how people can translate whatever the eff they're saying is beyond me

[exotic leaf]

futurama is better ;)

[signal seal]

true

[exotic leaf]

except for the dog episode. i skip it every time my heart can’t take it

can somebody post the sad blob emoji

[signal seal]

that's my go to sad emoji idk the blob

wait this one

[signal iris]

@exotic leafi wanna mod ds3

[signal seal]

convergence 👍

[signal seal]

wait you can have a tommy gun 😐

[exotic leaf]

similar to this

[exotic leaf]

cat girl when

[signal iris]

theres a mod where you use guns

[golden mica]

not such thing as fun in pvp

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-ff14-final-fantasy-xiv-gif-20772210

[signal seal]

Michael you have no idea. each rune arc is a host i've killed (along with many many phantoms) on this specific character

[golden mica]

lvl 30 lmao, is this a cheesy low lvl invader to bully people just starting

[signal seal]

you should see the phantoms

[signal seal]

i deal with literally every weapon including hosts using RoB

[vestal ember]

this is ds3

[signal seal]

and every fight is a 2v1 or 3v1 there is no such thing as bullying

[signal iris]

idk why the quility is so bad

[signal seal]

today i killed a level 380 phantom

[signal iris]

it's like 480

[signal seal]

i think i'll pass but it does look incredible

[granite umbra]

today i

[signal iris]

@exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

that’s me after the day i’ve had !

[sacred oasis]

oof

[signal iris]

you know EXACTLY why this is me

[exotic leaf]

[exotic leaf]

suffering together 🤝

[sacred oasis]

you wanna talk about it?

[signal iris]

no

lew was the only person i was able to tell about it

[sacred oasis]

Oh sorry I was asking Lew

[signal iris]

actually that's a lie, there was also another person i told about it

[sacred oasis]

But hope you’re doing well

[signal iris]

in detail

[signal iris]

never

[mild crystal]

who has done it ?

[signal iris]

@exotic leaf

[sharp vale]

I will now make a video about H3H3

[sharp vale]

Parry this casual

[exotic leaf]

it’s just stupid irl stuff honestly. thank you for asking ❤️

[sacred oasis]

Sorry to hear, I also wish that it get better for you

[sharp vale]

Razor gold!

[exotic leaf]

i have been showered with a lot of support and it is making me feel better thank u for being amazing ❤️

[sacred oasis]

I’m glad to hear that

This server honestly has some awesome people, shame I only just started being active

[exotic leaf]

i have made some good friends here despite all of the assholes that are also here :)

[vestal ember]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-hug-gif-23040572

[dark breach]

ayo don't call out my bootyhole like that, zamn

[exotic leaf]

robbies borthole a solid 10/10

[dark breach]

hell yeah

[signal iris]

@exotic leafif i manage to download guns on ds3, i will stream for u

[exotic leaf]

this would make me very happy

idk if i would watch tonight bc sleeby

[signal iris]

idk how to mod the game, so it might not even be today

[signal seal]

probably just extract it to a folder and make sure to go offline first

[signal iris]

i mean, true, offline mode is a given

[signal iris]

also backup my saves

[signal seal]

yeah softban jail last a month

and you don't want to get banished to cheaters island

[signal iris]

i have a shortcut to the important places

[sacred oasis]

oh thats a thing?

sounds cool

[signal seal]

yeah it's not

[sacred oasis]

oh

[signal iris]

i thought softban was permanent

[teal temple]

should be tbh for those who actually cheat in pvp and such, like in titan fall 2 where you ONLY match other cheaters

[signal seal]

imagine every invasion you did was just god mode full auto spells

[exotic leaf]

i have never seen cheaters island

[signal seal]

because you're honest

[signal iris]

i got invaded on ds2 by an invader

[signal seal]

only cheaters go there

[signal iris]

dude spawned next to me

[signal seal]

invaded by an invader 😮

[exotic leaf]

||and a console player ||

[signal iris]

ill see if i have a clip

[signal seal]

just kidding i thought the gif was funny though

[exotic leaf]

remember when we got invaded

[signal iris]

we both shoved our hands into his gut at the same time

[exotic leaf]

bloodborne invading was so much fucking fun

[void slate]

The bombs were unexploded though

[exotic leaf]

i am an emotional time bomb

[sharp vale]

Too real

[signal iris]

actually forgot about this LOL

[vestal ember]

not true

you're just human going thru it for now

[sharp vale]

Can someone who knows a lot about hair tell me how to get it to grow straight/how to cut it so that it grows more straight and less thick

[vestal ember]

change your genetics

[signal seal]

thick is straight isn't it?

[exotic leaf]

you can’t change your hair texture permanently

[sharp vale]

Not really

[exotic leaf]

however you can get it thinned to make it less thick

[signal seal]

try soaking your hair in olive oil every morning for an hour

[sharp vale]

THAT'S THE ANSWER

[signal seal]

really submerse it

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

Thanks lew

[signal seal]

no my answer is better

[sharp vale]

I know there's a term for it

[signal iris]

i miss this character @exotic leaf

[sharp vale]

Thinned / cross cutting?

Where you cut certain bits off so there's not as much thickness?

[vestal ember]

[sharp vale]

Idk, I assumed some of you here more into aesthetics/cosmetology would know more

[signal seal]

isn't that normal? i do that when i cut my hair

[sharp vale]

I feel like that would be horrid

[exotic leaf]

i mean to do it yourself yeah.

[sharp vale]

I've never tried it

[signal iris]

i am incandescent

[exotic leaf]

olive oil is very good for your hair :)

[signal iris]

unfortunately i lost my save data

[signal seal]

i've cut my hair since i was a teenager because barbers suck

[sharp vale]

I want like

[void slate]

No the bomb wasn't you it was like several small bombs dropped from a plane.

[sharp vale]

Shaved sides and a few inches of hair

[exotic leaf]

it’s basically calling thinning there’s different kinds like when i was in high school i would always have the ends of my hair razored so there would be more volume on top

[sharp vale]

Interesting interesting

[exotic leaf]

i could go forever i love hair care and skin care ☺️

[sharp vale]

Growing my hair from the top and shaving the sides until I get around 8 inches of hair from the top

I'm at maybe like 3-4 inches?

But I don't want it to grow like a sphere

[exotic leaf]

there are also great products and different kinds of hair brushes that will give your hair different textures and appearances

[sharp vale]

Bc it's thick

I just want it to be flatter and thinner

[exotic leaf]

i would@either a) watch a few youths videos and research the style you want b) go to a barber and ask for exactly what you’re saying

bring reference photos too

[sharp vale]

So that I can imitate a full hair growth but keep the sides shaved

[void slate]

In the dream I was trying to sneak with my mom to Szczecin to the border crossing with Germany

[signal iris]

bro stop, it's not gonna connect

lol

[unkempt plinth]

logging into dark souls 3 servers

[sharp vale]

Can't find a decent example

All of them are hipster esque haircuts

[severe musk]

razored?

[signal iris]

@exotic leafringed city drip, and i havent even gotten past undead settlement

[exotic leaf]

yes it’s a technique using a razor blade instead of scissor to cut hair

[severe musk]

what does it end up looking like

[unkempt plinth]

hair

[exotic leaf]

i still havent even stepped foot in ringed city lmao

[sharp vale]

@exotic leaf let me show you this picture

Won't post it unless you're actually interested in my discussion

[exotic leaf]

depends really! from personal experience there’s more volume/thicker hair at the top and thinner hair towards the bottom

[exotic leaf]

sure!

[severe musk]

like fuzzy?

[sharp vale]

Like this, minus the pony tail, I want it to actually drop around the sides of my head

But not excessively, bc then it would look like uhhh bowl cut

But slightly so I can get this sort of style

[sharp vale]

@exotic leaf this sort of style but longer

I just don't know how to replicate it

My hair was thin at that point and idk how

[signal iris]

@signal seal no cinders? convergence better?

[signal seal]

can't even compare them, convergence is amazing

[unkempt plinth]

how is there already so much Ranni art?

[exotic leaf]

oh yeah i really like guys who have the sides shaved i think it’s a really clean look

ik what style you’re talking about too with the longer on top

[sharp vale]

It's what I'm doing rn but uhhhhh

Hair too thick

Looks too pooft

Looks good when wet though

But not as good as I had it before

[signal seal]

you gotta get product

[sharp vale]

That picture is how I had my hair six months ago

[sharp vale]

I want to accomplish with nothing but physical shit, cutting, washing, grooming, brushing, etc

I don't want to use product

[exotic leaf]

yes pomade is essential

[signal seal]

i use clay pomeade stuff

[exotic leaf]

there’s nothing wrong with product

[sharp vale]

My hair is getting pretty long again so this time I'm planning again

And this time I'm not gonna fuck it up

[signal seal]

it makes my hair look good but isn't sticky or obvious

[sharp vale]

Because I fucked it up the last four times

[signal iris]

okay so, modding ds3 is pretty simple

[exotic leaf]

brushing your hair 100 times a day in a particular direction will also train your hair to stay a certain way

[sharp vale]

I don't brush my hair big L

Big L for me that is

[exotic leaf]

also i use pomade on the ends of my hair. makes it very shiny and soft

[sharp vale]

Interesting interesting

[signal seal]

yes try pomade

[exotic leaf]

Fat L right to bozo jail

[signal seal]

but smell it some smell bad

[sharp vale]

I like the messy but clean style

Y'know y'know

[signal iris]

love being singed out of the nexus

[sharp vale]

@exotic leaf you ever seen shameless?

[signal seal]

singed 🎶

[exotic leaf]

ugh yes

[sharp vale]

You know Ian's hairstyle near the end of the series?

The slick back style

[exotic leaf]

before he went to jail? i haven’t seen the last season

[sharp vale]

When he's in jail

[exotic leaf]

or he was in the run for going awol idr

[sharp vale]

I have the hair shape and head shape to pull off that style rn

but idk HOW

Don't say pomade or gel

[signal seal]

you need product

[sharp vale]

https://c.tenor.com/dahUZmCkbAcAAAAM/agony.gif

[signal seal]

that's literally the only thing

[sharp vale]

Yeah you're right guys

[exotic leaf]

have you tried watching videos about styling?

[sharp vale]

I'm just looking to find a cop out

[signal seal]

if you don't think he spent 2 hours getting his hair done for that photo you're nuts

[exotic leaf]

to achieve that you will need product hair does not naturally sit like that

[sharp vale]

No, I don't really style my hair often, I like the messy unkempt but still nice look

[exotic leaf]

hi nene

[sacred oasis]

speaking of hair

[unkempt plinth]

elden ring chat, frenzy build?

[sharp vale]

I can get it like that in the shower after five minutes

[signal seal]

yeah but it doesn't stay that way

[sharp vale]

Correct bingo

[sacred oasis]

I only found out around 2 months ago that people DON’T shampoo every day?

[signal seal]

that's why you need product trust me

[sharp vale]

Well, it's bad to shampoo every day?

[exotic leaf]

could also try a blow dryer and a round brush to crest more volume

[onyx schooner]

hello gluepincher

[harsh quartz]

327150002055151649

[sharp vale]

Washing your hair is a different story

[sacred oasis]

and supposedly 2-3 days is better, some people do 1 week

[exotic leaf]

YES

[onyx schooner]

dont post my card info

[signal seal]

i shampoo like once per week

[unkempt plinth]

I agree

[sharp vale]

I shampoo every three days

[tawny swift]

why was there an everyone ping for donator roles kekw

[onyx schooner]

??

[signal seal]

also be conscious of what shampoo/conditioner you use

[exotic leaf]

y r u so mean to me

[sharp vale]

But I wash my hair consistently

[sacred oasis]

See no one told me that

[onyx schooner]

shampoo every day?

[sacred oasis]

So I went most of my life shampoo everyday

[surreal charm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvafn5k0cbk

[onyx schooner]

am not being mean, just rhyming your name

[sharp vale]

@exotic leaf do you like my old hair

I think it was pretty poggers

People told me to become an E-boy

[exotic leaf]

[onyx schooner]

[exotic leaf]

can u please make a sad bingus 🥺

[onyx schooner]

maybe tomorrow

[exotic leaf]

yes :)

[onyx schooner]

[sharp vale]

Gotta shave my beard now

Didn't shave last time bc hot water brok

Shaving with cold water sucks

[exotic leaf]

[signal seal]

you could have boiled water on the stove

[exotic leaf]

i gotta shave my beard too

[onyx schooner]

[sharp vale]

I'm a low quality male who doesn't know how to boil water

(I know how to boil water I'm just afraid of boiled water),

[signal seal]

yeah i used to burn the water too

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

Hot water = scary don't @ me

[exotic leaf]

this world is doomed

[sharp vale]

:(

[exotic leaf]

i like when the shower burns my skin

[sharp vale]

TOO REAL ME TOO

[exotic leaf]

it puts the lotion on the skin

[sharp vale]

but there's a difference between tolerable hot water and dangerous hot water

[unkempt plinth]

how do you make holy water?

[sharp vale]

Idk holy water seems like a lie

Big religion sells it to you

[unkempt plinth]

you boil the hell out of it

[sharp vale]

Oh

[signal seal]

bada ba ch

[sharp vale]

Smh

[sharp vale]

Badum ts

Bing can you buy me a comb @signal seal

[unkempt plinth]

my jokes are all absolutely horrible incredible

[signal seal]

you get a free comb when you buy a head shaver

[sharp vale]

Lame

[mild crystal]

ty

[signal seal]

i do 1/8>1/4 on my sides and freehand the top

head shavers are really good for self cuts

[sharp vale]

Bing show hair

[exotic leaf]

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-good-one-the-office-smh-no-gif-14556369

[mild crystal]

why shave just be a caveman

[sharp vale]

Show hair bing

[signal seal]

after a few days i have to get it off my face

can't stand it

[mild crystal]

become bald

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/there-was-no-way-therewasnoway-gif-10104755

[exotic leaf]

wax it

[signal seal]

alopecia would be convenient

i could wear a new wig every day