💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[vestal wind]

I just dont get it I nomnom but it's like no no

[cerulean smelt]

im a stick

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a hollow stick

[cerulean smelt]

exactly

[vestal wind]

Stick club

[cerulean smelt]

[vestal wind]

[cerulean smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-dragonball-fusion-gif-4929472

[nimble socket]

fat club

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[vestal wind]

Just protecting your muscles

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[vestal wind]

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[vestal wind]

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that emote is cursed

please stop

[vestal wind]

Cant stop me now I'm having a good time

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[nimble socket]

this emoji is cute
and so are you

[vestal wind]

[nimble socket]

ok that was terrible
need more lines for valentine

[cerulean smelt]

[feral escarp]

Do you know how heavy a polar bear is?

[vestal wind]

[feral escarp]

(this is the part where you ask how heavy a polar bear is)

[vestal wind]

How heavy?

[feral escarp]

Heavy enough to break the ice between us

Don't worry, I'll find the door myself

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[vestal wind]

What's the dumbest bear in the jungle?

[nimble socket]

you

[vestal wind]

A polar bear

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[vestal wind]

I'm no bear mere mortal I am a goddess

Get it tho.. dumbest bear in a forest.. a Polar bear

Cause they live on the ice place

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[vestal wind]

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[feral escarp]

Also @vestal wind is a Foxx, not a bear.

[nimble socket]

shiro is cute
but you know what else is cuter

[feral escarp]

So by common logic, the polar foxx is the dumbest foxx in a jungle.

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[vestal wind]

[nimble socket]

norce when he's with jolt

[feral escarp]

Uhm...hello?

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[nimble socket]

[feral escarp]

Am I just not the Harem #1 anymore? Did Jolt fire me or something?

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[vestal wind]

Wanna know a good utuber

[nimble socket]

you were never in first place

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you can take my place :)

@vestal wind

[vestal wind]

Prank invasion

[feral escarp]

Is that a prank?

[vestal wind]

Maybe

[nimble socket]

🔫 we're in kinda a pickle here

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who?

[vestal wind]

[nimble socket]

hmm

[feral escarp]

"You just shot my wife! I'm gonna murder you!"

"OMG WTF IT'S JUST A PRANK BROOOOOO, CHILL!"

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[vestal wind]

You gotta add the paid actors

[feral escarp]

That's 80% of prank channel content

and 20% are videos with a sad face and an ominous (and very serious) title

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[vestal wind]

Do not call (blank) at 3AM GONE WRONG

[feral escarp]

or GONE SEXUAL

[vestal wind]

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[feral escarp]

GONE (whatever, just make sure you keep the caps on lockdown)

[nimble socket]

gun sex

[vestal wind]

Yes they need to buy a new keyboard without a broken caps lock key

Why do I talk the most on my fone

[feral escarp]

why do you write phone with an f instad of ph

[vestal wind]

Quicker

[feral escarp]

These questions and more will be answered on X-Factor

[vestal wind]

Saves me time i save up time to see world

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[feral escarp]

imagine seeing the world in 2k20

[vestal wind]

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rood

[feral escarp]

The planet is so toxic, you need to be rolling around in a black bubble on closed circuit life support to not get cancer or any deadly diseases

[vestal wind]

Why not just buy another planet

[nimble socket]

just buy the diamond planet
and get a monopoly

[mild crystal]

lol

[nimble socket]

4head

[feral escarp]

Don't you technically have a monopoly on any planet that you own?

Even if I bought the turdplanet, I'd have a monopoly there. Just on turds.

[mild crystal]

im having a bad feeling about trump and the issues wit korea an war

[vestal wind]

[modest wren]

No

[vestal wind]

No

[modest wren]

No

[vestal wind]

Yes

[modest wren]

Yes

[vestal wind]

Go back into VIP you pink

[feral escarp]

Ok

[nimble socket]

go back to vip all of you
even yellows

[vestal wind]

Pinks are really clowning this chat

[nimble socket]

gen chat is a riot rn

[vale pebble]

i love it, genuine content

[nimble socket]

i can see the public flogging going on rn

[cerulean smelt]

genchat is fine

[vale pebble]

hi hollow were you there for the clowning

[nimble socket]

"this is fine"
-hollow

[cerulean smelt]

the games currently down.. yes im watching genchat

[vale pebble]

[nimble socket]

everythings a disaster rn
tho it was pretty funny to see the guy get exposed

[tame gulch]

Hollow’s sitting back with a bucket of popcorn watching the flames rise

[nimble socket]

toxicity in this discord isnt allowed
however it is allowed as a means of self defense

[vale pebble]

@nimble socket i bet he wasn't expecting anyone to check

[nimble socket]

i think so lol

[vale pebble]

still hasn't dm'd me the name of his main btw

[cerulean smelt]

lmk what it is plznthx

[nimble socket]

he even said 10 people pmed him with harrasement
shows no proof

[ember apex]

hey can i put a video of me matching against a hacker in here?

[nimble socket]

nope
donate

[vale pebble]

@ember apex how was he hacking

[tame gulch]

My favorite part was when he called us toxic for asking why he didn’t cross save

[cerulean smelt]

you can try.. but the bot will delete it

[ember apex]

speed/insta respawn/insta death

[nimble socket]

that guy was the clown of clowns
the clown of legends

[vale pebble]

did he leave server

[nimble socket]

not even I have reached that title

[tame gulch]

Haven’t seen him message in a while

[ember apex]

yeah he ended up leaving end of round 1

[nimble socket]

he just put one
whining how people are toxic

he literally called us snowflakes now he's whining about toxicity
big brain

[icy tulip]

wow tosic

[nimble socket]

gen chat is having a meltdown rn

[vale pebble]

he came back

[tame gulch]

My favorite part of discord is how no one uses the block button in favor of continuing to argue. This guy could easily have blocked all of us by now

[nimble socket]

he is the big brain

[dim spire]

Who is this clown holy hell

[nimble socket]

look up, we gave a synopsis

we need a mod now, to save gen chat

[tame gulch]

Yeah I’m gonna skip out of that one now. So how y’all doing

[nimble socket]

im working on an essay, wanna see

[tame gulch]

What’s it over?

[nimble socket]

just a reflection on chapters of a book
i hate compulsory classes

[modest wren]

What book?

[tame gulch]

Oof. I’m supposed to be working on an informative speech right now but I’m the Big procrastinate

[nimble socket]

its a writing guide book big brain

[mild crystal]

Is this channel our sanctuary ?

[modest wren]

I have a speech to work on as well

[icy tulip]

i have a full biology report to fill out but im also with the Big Procrastinate

[nimble socket]

the war is over
the people are saved
no more sacrifices are to be made
thank you emperor eva

[modest wren]

I also have a Programming Assignment to work on but I also am diagnosed with the Big Procrastinate

[icy tulip]

dang this Big Procrastinate seems to have a bigger mortality rate than corona

[tame gulch]

We must grow fat with respect for our server mods

[nimble socket]

also my next visualisation is gonna be about 4chan
so thats something im excited about

[icy tulip]

people still on 4chan? thought that died in the 2018s

[nimble socket]

its still alive
still pretty popular

im more of a reddit person myself but i visit 4chan once in a while

[icy tulip]

i was only on there for the green text stories but now i read r/askreddit stuff

[nimble socket]

if you want i can give you some good subreddits

[fervent granite]

theres also r/greentext

[nimble socket]

he said he read that tho

r/cursedcomments is one of my fav general subreddits

r/subredditsimulator is good if you want to be confused

[hybrid solstice]

/r/PCMasterRace

all you need.

[icy tulip]

r/awfuleverything is where i usually spend my time, dying inside

[vestal wind]

Pcmr is just full of cringe

[nimble socket]

r/games is good to read about the game industry and how it works

[tame gulch]

r/breadnailedtotrees is a personal favorite of mine

[vestal wind]

I can't post mine cause it has the p word

[feral escarp]

polymer?

[vestal wind]

But its shittyfood

[nimble socket]

r/games is r/gaming, but with actually intelligent and up to date people

[icy tulip]

pollen? bees?

[mild crystal]

reddit is awesome

[vale pebble]

r/cat kinda vibing tho

[nimble socket]

cat

[vestal wind]

;-;

[modest wren]

[vestal wind]

I am

[nimble socket]

yall ruined the joke

r/cat is the place where you cant say anything other than cat

if you do you get insta banned

[mild crystal]

pepe awesomness time

[modest wren]

[vestal wind]

It's the top

[nimble socket]

oops wrong sub

[mild crystal]

pepe is so epic

awesome

[vestal wind]

Yes

[modest wren]

e🅱️ic

[vestal wind]

[mild crystal]

wojak+pepe= awesomeness

[feral escarp]

Sounds like a Serious Sam reddit

[vestal wind]

It's just text spamming a

[feral escarp]

Yeah, exactly what I said.

[vestal wind]

But yeah I know

[feral escarp]

I would write Many A's now but since I know the bot will slap me I'll just write a∘a*

[feral escarp]

A good read that one

[vestal wind]

Yep only people with high IQ will get it

[feral escarp]

There's also this satirical book "reasons to trust a politician" which is just full of empty pages 😅 Imagine making money with a book by not writing a book

[vestal wind]

[mild crystal]

people make money by selling pet rocks

[vestal wind]

I'm hungry time for a block of chocolate

[feral escarp]

I believe the market for pet rocks is smaller though.

seems like a niche item

[vestal wind]

Rocks are smooth they just tense up when you touch them

[feral escarp]

*soft

[vestal wind]

I mean soft not smooth lol

[feral escarp]

but they can also be smooth

[pale sleet]

[vestal wind]

[pale sleet]

I didn't expect to see u pop in the server

[feral escarp]

do you mean 90° or 1/2π?

(I'm a goof, 1/4π is 45° and not 90°. big oof.)

[icy tulip]

do you just have the pi symbol on hand

[vestal wind]

Heh I'm everywhere but no where at all times

[cerulean smelt]

its a unicode character

[feral escarp]

Well that's why it works here but I don't have it on my keyboard or anything

[nimble socket]

man
why isnt doomguy in smash

[pale sleet]

@feral escarp 90

[feral escarp]

That's so not SI conformant

[vestal wind]

[feral escarp]

like a true rebel

[vestal wind]

I had to get a chair to get the chocolate

However it turned out to be in the fridge

[feral escarp]

I don't understand how these come together but alright

[vestal wind]

I swallowed tin foil

Help

[nimble socket]

burn it

[vestal wind]

[feral escarp]

A lightly metallic taste

[vestal wind]

I hate chocolate

[icy tulip]

If Mike Wazowski nods he is also twerking

[mild crystal]

simply not true

[feral escarp]

Who the hell is mike wasowski

[light agate]

ban this man

[vestal wind]

A nod is only down n up once

[feral escarp]

Oh that guy, go on.

[rotund matrix]

ban @feral escarp

[vestal wind]

Mute me

[feral escarp]

Well but is there a limit to the number of up and down movements to be considered twerking?

[hazy nebula]

@vestal wind has been muted.

[icy tulip]

if you cut mike wazowski's legs off, you also decapitate him

[mild crystal]

nice

[vestal wind]

Mad lad

[feral escarp]

Although if there isn't every step would be a twerk wouldn't it?

[pale sleet]

darn

[cerulean smelt]

[vestal wind]

[pale sleet]

hollow join the sympho discord

and get kirika emotes

[cerulean smelt]

tempting

[vestal wind]

Hollow you mod hi

[pale sleet]

I want symphogear in cross tag, it's literally perfect

[vestal wind]

I want you

[nimble socket]

anyone else buying div 2 for 3 bucks

i dont

[vestal wind]

Gonna attack streak in dms

[nimble socket]

i want me

[vestal wind]

I want to have a taller body

[cerulean smelt]

i want all this debt to go away

[vestal wind]

I will take your debt if you give me tallness

[icy tulip]

whats your height

[woven dawn]

Rip, I was gonna post a good meme but I don't have perms

[vestal wind]

Below 5ft

[icy tulip]

[cerulean smelt]

hows that job search goin foxx

[vestal wind]

Just you... ignoring it

But telling the people I'm searching

[mild crystal]

have u stopped growing

[pale sleet]

short gang rise up
wait a minute

[vestal wind]

Streak you tall...?

[pale sleet]

I'm only 6ft

[vestal wind]

[pale sleet]

short people are very cute so it's ok

[vestal wind]

[icy tulip]

peepos are short, and they're cute, so short people are cute

[vestal wind]

I suffer daily

[pale sleet]

it balances out

[vestal wind]

I guess

[pale sleet]

it's ok I'll reach the top shelf for you
teamwork

[vestal wind]

And I will get the low stuff

[amber wigeon]

nice

[vestal wind]

We were made for one and another

[pale sleet]

[vestal wind]

But I'm a shut in

[pale sleet]

@vestal wind wiz is super cute don't tell him I said that tho

[vestal wind]

@pale sleet i also think that.. glad this is in the dms

[pale sleet]

[vestal wind]

[pale sleet]

it's ok to be a shut in cus I'll open the blinds and let the sun in

[vestal wind]

Nooo that's gonna burn me

[pale sleet]

it's gonna burn before it feels refreshing

[vestal wind]

I'm gonna just hide

I once hid in my closet cause I didnt want to go to school.. thought mum went to work but she started vacuuming the house and opened the closest..

[feral escarp]

🤣

[vestal wind]

Still got the day off

[feral escarp]

I just went to school and pretended I don't feel good once I got there when I didn't want to

because my mum did not fall for me pretending to be sick and that way I didn't have to attend the class

[vestal wind]

I tended to stay home cause I didnt really like the school

[feral escarp]

especially sports, god I hated that crap

[tame gulch]

I pretended to be sick for three days when I was a kid and got to stay home. My parents are medical professionals, I have no idea why it worked

[pale sleet]

that nap after staying home is godlike

[feral escarp]

I think I "got sick" a bit too often honestly when I was a kid, so at some point she just knew I was faking it

[tame gulch]

I get sick constantly as an adult but my boss doesn’t believe me

[vestal wind]

I did throw up once in the morning and still got sent to school cause mum didnt believe me

She thought the dog threw up ;-;

[nimble socket]

i never broke my bones
i feel left out

[feral escarp]

and these days I just go because I get sick like once every 2 years

But the good thing is when I get sick, I get some of that good shit

[nimble socket]

i had a very safe childhood ngl

[feral escarp]

something exotic that knocks me down for at least a month or so

[nimble socket]

i never took risks and i kindaa regret it

[vestal wind]

I havent broken any bones but my foot had to have bone scrapped and artificial bone put in

[nimble socket]

that sounds really rough

[feral escarp]

The only bone I broke was my the tip of my left pinky because I smashed it in a car door

[vestal wind]

That was 2 years ago, they put it in a medical journal cause they never seen it before

[nimble socket]

the closest i got to dying was when i was nearly dropped as a baby

[tame gulch]

I fell off a ladder when I was like five and broke my leg... at nine o clock at night

Then walked on it to go get my parents

[vestal wind]

I've also had 2 tumors removed when I was like 6 months old I think

[feral escarp]

And that wasn't one of these crappy aluminium 4-door hatchback doors that you see in 2020. That was good german steel from a Mk I Golf Cabriolet

[nimble socket]

how does breaking a leg feel like

[vestal wind]

Well not good I think

[tame gulch]

At first it really only feels like it’s bruised, pretty sore. Then again it wasn’t like an extreme break

[nimble socket]

i once crushed my biggest toe with my own cycle and walked the whole way barefoot bcuz it hurt to put on shoes
on a stone path with blood leaking out while moving a cycle with me

[tame gulch]

I broke my collarbone in first grade

[nimble socket]

ouch

[vestal wind]

Oof heard collar bone is one of the worst

[tame gulch]

I’m the reason that school banned platform scooters for any kid under third grade

[median ore]

Man I feel like a dummy.

[vestal wind]

Another is like the butt

[tame gulch]

Or maybe it was fifth

[feral escarp]

@vestal wind You mean the Coccyx?

[vestal wind]

... uhhh yes

The but

[feral escarp]

A friend of mine once broke that because she slipped on ice, hilarious

She wasn't laughing at the time but after the fact. Great story to tell honestly

[nimble socket]

pain is funny when you arent in it

[feral escarp]

Much better than I smashed the tip of my pinky in a car door

[nimble socket]

oh god

[feral escarp]

I also got hit by a car once, that was not so bad actually

[vestal wind]

I broke a kids fingers by accident

Well I think I did

[feral escarp]

I broke the neighbours nose on purpose when I was 5

[nimble socket]

i threw a kid into a pond

[mild crystal]

wtf psycho confirme

[feral escarp]

Which one do you mean @mild crystal

[nimble socket]

he kept pestering me and being the retard i was i pushed him into the lake

i still have some of that retard in me

[vestal wind]

[mild crystal]

UwU OwO

[nimble socket]

hanz
get za flamethrower

[vestal wind]

[mild crystal]

The flamethrowa iz out of za fuel Manz

[nimble socket]

weebs- people whove only scratched the surface of manga and anime

[feral escarp]

Manz is not a name in Deutschland.

[vestal wind]

I havent watched that much of anime...

[nimble socket]

i can give you good manga recco if you want

[vestal wind]

I cant read

[mild crystal]

Wie kannst du es wagen, mit mir zu sprechen? @feral escarp

[nimble socket]

oh

[feral escarp]

ARE YOU A GERMAN MAN?! @mild crystal 👀

[nimble socket]

cyka blyat

[mild crystal]

Ich bin ja ursprünglich in Deutschland geboren

[vestal wind]

Soo..

[feral escarp]

Finally a person who understands me

[mild crystal]

[nimble socket]

bonjour!
comment ca va?

[feral escarp]

ca va bien, e toi?

[nimble socket]

oui, ca va bien, merci

[feral escarp]

[nimble socket]

tu prefere l'oeuf?

[tame sapphire]

back to english please

[mild crystal]

Warum spricht die weiße Flagge?

[feral escarp]

I do like eggs yes

[nimble socket]

me too

[mild crystal]

[vestal wind]

[feral escarp]

*flag

[mild crystal]

Flag**

[vestal wind]

Lol

[feral escarp]

That was a very, very unfortunate slip of the finger there

[mild crystal]

Indeed

[vestal wind]

It happens

[arctic token]

Quick question: Do I need to upgrade every little thing for the iza catalyst? Or just need the three slots on the chalice for gear?

[nimble socket]

tarkus your pfp looks like an oppossum raising its hand

[vestal wind]

Guys help its 5am n I'm not tired

[mild crystal]

Eva saying I intentionally said that bad word.

[nimble socket]

go to #💬destiny-chat

no talk of [REDACTED] here

[vestal wind]

@nimble socket to me it looks like a kid climbing out n orca mouth

[nimble socket]

good thing it wasnt pat at least

[mild crystal]

Literally a slip up and I said it too by correcting it to flag before it got deleted. I'm such a bad guy aren't I @tame sapphire

[nimble socket]

opposums are cuter

[vestal wind]

Why are my messages sending late

It's really annoying

[mild crystal]

Discord maintenance

[nimble socket]

idk get better internet

[vestal wind]

[nimble socket]

btw ionized you have challenged the god empress

you have bought down the heavens wrath

[mild crystal]

Yup. Sure did because getting accused of something you didnt intentionally do is fun

[nimble socket]

im gonna stay out of this fight

[vestal wind]

Okie its all fixed now I think

[agile portal]

Time to buy Anthem

[mild crystal]

[feral escarp]

My profile picture is a mole that I dug up last summer and my glove around it

A prime example of "wrong chat" I believe

[lament maple]

where the rules for banned word?

[somber anvil]

[hazy nebula]

@mild crystal has been muted.

[mild crystal]

[lament maple]

got checked for saying fuck smh

[nimble socket]

another great purge is happening in gen chat i see

[feral escarp]

You can curse here to a certain degree but not in #💬destiny-chat

[nimble socket]

so many lives muted

[lament maple]

i wish the rules said that shit

[vestal wind]

[nimble socket]

everyone is getting muted

which mod is in charge of the massacre this time

[lament maple]

i just wanna farm mindbenders

[somber anvil]

think its wiz

[vestal wind]

I'm gonna try to get muted by every mod

[nimble socket]

wrong chat @lament maple

[jade jacinth]

just when we wanted to farm mindbenders and spare rations 😐

[nimble socket]

wrong chat

[feral escarp]

This is #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk you guys, don't forget about that

[lament maple]

im complaining about the game being down wtf

[jade jacinth]

so hows life going on guyz

[mild crystal]

I think it is better if bot have filter to remove message once it pass XXX word counts. For example, 500 words+?

[lament maple]

im not asking people to farm wtf

[nimble socket]

@lament maple dont talk of redacted here

[deft shell]

LFG nightfall "Take back bungie server" please dm for join code

[feral escarp]

I'm not making the rules my man, that's just how it is

[vestal wind]

Chat is really clowning atm

[untold geode]

serious question how can i donate

[turbid rain]

Genera l chat right now

[vestal wind]

#donate

[feral escarp]

Purge the heretics brother

[vestal wind]

I love the 40k world

[turbid rain]

https://tenor.com/view/wh40k-warhammer-heavy-flamer-gif-13882244

[nimble socket]

so many young new lights burnt in wiz's flames

[feral escarp]

Guess those new lights are now lit

[nimble socket]

[vestal wind]

[nimble socket]

well i got warned by two mods yesterday so ill avoid clowning anytime soon

[vestal wind]

[blazing onyx]

rip

[feral escarp]

Why are people getting muted actually?

[nimble socket]

if i clowned today i woulve been muted

[deft shell]

Poggers for full capacity xD

[turbid rain]

Spam mostly

[vestal wind]

Cause they are all clowning

[edgy sky]

bungie did 911

[nimble socket]

whichever mod is muting has finally snapped

[feral escarp]

I see

[deft shell]

its just out of fun aint no one salty just clown, shit happens lol

[nimble socket]

well we're in a safe bunker rn
no mods will stab us here

[feral escarp]

Well but that's not the purpose of #💬destiny-chat right? so they're doing just what they're supposed to do

[nimble socket]

we can clown here all we want
its a haven for clowns
but the actual clowns dont use it

[tame gulch]

imagine. two rollbacks in a single month,

[nimble socket]

vip is where chat is almost uncontrolled madness

[feral escarp]

this is haven and a heaven at the same time

[vestal wind]

Guys let's post graphic content

[tame gulch]

thats why i never enter vip chat

[nimble socket]

vip is totally out of control

[feral escarp]

almost and always

[vestal wind]

This one is my favourite

[tame gulch]

i muted the channel lol

[feral escarp]

Can you really consider that graphic yet though?

[vestal wind]

Yes

[feral escarp]

Plot something on that thing!

[nimble socket]

ooh baby
spread those angles for me

[feral escarp]

How about...abs(x)

or e^x

[vestal wind]

I cant math

[feral escarp]

Or, my personal favourite: tan(x)

just go wolframalpha

[vestal wind]

[nimble socket]

mirror mirror on the wall
whose the stupidest of us all?

[feral escarp]

I think the real problem with air fryers is that seasoning doesn't stick to french fries when they're not oily from being fried properly

[nimble socket]

i havent had lunch halp

i thought i could hold it till the end of my classes but its 2 hours from now

[turbid rain]

@feral escarp if you use a spritz of oil it sticks and is ok for the fryer

[covert rapids]

omg how did i not know about this channel

[vestal wind]

[nimble socket]

welcome to clown chat, heres your free clown emote

[feral escarp]

You mean beforehand? We don't have one that shuffles the fries though, you think that will work?

[covert rapids]

woo

[mild crystal]

2fort is awesomness

[feral escarp]

It looks like a gnome but it's not from @vestal wind

[nimble socket]

get gnomed

[vestal wind]

[nimble socket]

what if shiro actually is a literal gnome

[feral escarp]

It's not a gnome, we're in the clear boys

I mean foxx is smaller than 6' sooo....

[vestal wind]

[nimble socket]

foxx is a tall gnome

[turbid rain]

tf is your pfp @feral escarp ?

[nimble socket]

an opposum

[feral escarp]

A mole that I caught, I should've zoomed more on it

[vestal wind]

I'm shorter than most people

[nimble socket]

did you eat the mole

[feral escarp]

No, I set him free on a field but he came back

[nimble socket]

BE FREE

[feral escarp]

and left behind nothing but devastation on his way

[nimble socket]

never seen a real mole irl

[feral escarp]

That was the first time I saw one, which is why I took a picture lol

He had surprisingly soft and clean fur for a creature that lives in the dirt

[vestal wind]

You took it in the molement

[hard pond]

sup u cuties

[nimble socket]

hey
norce has escaped again

[feral escarp]

and also makes very concerning noises when you touch him, I was very scared of hurting him which is why I held him so weirdly

[mild crystal]

awooooo

[hard pond]

arent mole rats immune to cancer?

[feral escarp]

Like when you put a hamster on a rack

[nimble socket]

i mean if a huge skinless being grabbed you and started touching you in places wouldnt yoou be scared

[feral escarp]

that's how he squealed

Oh I would be and so was it, it peed on my hand

[feral escarp]

I also once had a young blue tit jump on my shoulder because it was lost, then I took it through the garden searching for its family

[vestal wind]

I cant tell if my fone uploads work

[feral escarp]

that one also pooped onto my sleeve, which is a part that I like to not mention

[fervent granite]

axolotl's are pretty cool as far as science is concerned

[turbid rain]

@feral escarp is a discount Disney princess, confirmed

[feral escarp]

Can confirm, so discounted that old Walt keeps all my paychecks for himself.

[turbid rain]

That dirty frozen bastard

[pure vale]

Division 2 expansion reveal time

[feral escarp]

It's okay tho, I get to hang with the animal kingdom

[vestal wind]

[feral escarp]

Which is an experience you can't replace with money

[vestal wind]

I need to play ni no kuni 2

[nimble socket]

Division 2 is on sale for 3 bucks btw

[pure vale]

New expansion coming for it

[cerulean smelt]

[mild crystal]

divioson 2 is only 3 bucks for CANADIANS

[vestal wind]

Ah d2 for 3 bucks

[hard pond]

Canadians pogU

[nimble socket]

I’m NA and I bought it for 3 bucks dummy

Time to move from d2 to d2

[vestal wind]

Yes me too even tho I dont own d2 or d2

[velvet galleon]

Quit talking about redacted here, d2 is okay though

[feral escarp]

I own d2, d2 and d2

[vestal wind]

[velvet galleon]

I like tf2 and tf2 both

[mild crystal]

guys, moonbase alpha wont run, what do i do

[feral escarp]

Call houston

[hard pond]

tf2 > tft

[feral escarp]

Do you mean tft displays?

[hard pond]

team fight tactics

[feral escarp]

No you're wrong

[mild crystal]

is there a Strongman event thats like any%
where ur allowed 2 use any drug u like as long as its not tool assisted or something
Like using an exo skeleton is not allowed

[hard pond]

team fight tactics put me to sleep, well i guess thats just auto-chess in general

[mild crystal]

u could use steroids an adrenaline and all dat Just 2 get the maximum possible lift

[feral escarp]

I don't know but that would be the perfect place to invent powered endoskeletons

[vestal wind]

I mean would like Olympics like that pushing the body a lot

[feral escarp]

@vestal wind Can you please type that again in english that I understand?

[vestal wind]

Its 6 am

[feral escarp]

No it's 8pm you goofball

[vestal wind]

So no

[feral escarp]

[hard pond]

i believe its actually 2 pm

[vestal wind]

[feral escarp]

No Jolt cmon, don't be ridiculous

[coarse harness]

anyone wanna play terraria

[feral escarp]

6 am, okay. 8pm, fine. 2 pm? No way José

[vestal wind]

It's like we are in different places

[hard pond]

nah, trust me dude, its 2 pm. i know its crazy

[feral escarp]

Don't you try that newfangled science crap the kids are into these days @vestal wind

[cerulean smelt]

terrarria is poopee

minecrafts better

[coarse harness]

shut up hollow

[vestal wind]

Earth is flat

[coarse harness]

idiot

[vestal wind]

[hard pond]

terraria is pog af. one second hollow's your best friend then u find out he doesnt like terraria smh

[cerulean smelt]

it lacks an entire dimension

[coarse harness]

see he gets it

[cerulean smelt]

literally

[coarse harness]

@cerulean smelt

[hard pond]

first hollow wont play trials with me, now he's bad talking terraria. i think we gonna have to break up 😦

[nimble socket]

Btw division who do I shoot

[coarse harness]

i yoinked hollow for redacted days

[hard pond]

hollow was cheating on me???

[vestal wind]

I've been there jolt

Wait I've been freaking out for no reason I'm an idiot

[coarse harness]

well redacted seems like itll be down for a while, guess ill watch disney+

[mild crystal]

LOL SCAMMED

DISNEY+ OMG

[vestal wind]

[hard pond]

just legally watch everything online

[coarse harness]

just get it for free from verizon

[vestal wind]

[nimble socket]

shiro do you live in london

[vestal wind]

Will this get me banned :3

I live everywhere and no where

[sharp sage]

Yes Foxx

[vestal wind]

was nice knowing you fellas

[nimble socket]

foxx killed chat again

[vestal wind]

Let's just eat the oreos n salsa

[bold forum]

[vestal wind]

[hard pond]

anyone else abuse chegg to get through school?

[nimble socket]

shiro
youre one word away from the salsa realm

[vestal wind]

Send me to flavour town

[nimble socket]

chegg is pepega

[vestal wind]

.gif flavor town

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/u2zH.gif

[nimble socket]

real men look up answers on slader

[vestal wind]

[hard pond]

how dare u call chegg pepega!!!

[vestal wind]

Wtf is chegg

[high mist]

@stuck tiger Counter blox, I'll just go play for no reason ;-;

[nimble socket]

chegg is a scam like cengage

[hard pond]

if u copy and paste a question into chegg u will get the answer

[vestal wind]

....

[bold forum]

[hard pond]

not cheating. its smart learning

[normal fern]

I farded shidded and camed when i stopped playing d2. Addiction be gone.

[bold forum]

[vestal wind]

[languid compass]

LMAO

let me play another rpg game if i want to

[carmine jewel]

We can say bad words here right ?

A S S D A T H I C C V A P O R W A V E

[vestal wind]

Guys I just wanna say

That I really hate when

[agile portal]

Too edgy?

[normal fern]

Who wants to get a god roll literal hedgehog

[tall sparrow]

imagine a hedgehog launcher in d2

[normal fern]

Imagine eating them, imagine a world where people don’t f eat hedgehogs ugh

[nimble socket]

imagine trying to be edgy

[fervent granite]

🦔

[nimble socket]

[cerulean smelt]

tfw your tired of having short hair

but then you grow it out

and are brutally reminded that your hair gets curly when its long

[feral escarp]

I used to have long hair but once I went to short hair and an actual hair cut instead of just hair I haven't thought once about going back

[cerulean smelt]

i walk into the barber and tell them 1 thing.. take your biggest attachment.. and make my whole head that size

[feral escarp]

It's just so much easier to handle
but on the other hand, talking to the barber is one of the things I hate the most about getting a haircut

"No I don't do anything worth mentioning, now please shut up and cut that stuff off"

[cerulean smelt]

the guy i go to always has a friend there, so i just sit in peace while they talk about random shit

[feral escarp]

Lucky you

I need to get my mane tamed once again it's getting too long again

[errant whale]

is this the meme channel

[velvet galleon]

My hair refuses to behave

No, that's #💬vip

[feral escarp]

It doesn't behave when it gets too long

especially now with the storms, all the effort I put into getting the 08/15 german man haircut that everyone of my friends recognizes gets ruined as soon as I open the door. They don't even know who I am without it

[glossy vault]

https://youtu.be/BgzTuhLbCUY

Chika time

[high wasp]

Kneesocks sweating rn

[glossy vault]

This chicks channel is loaded with videos of her cosplay dancing

[mild crystal]

Who agrees that batzorig Vaanchig is the greatest musician of our time

[sullen hatch]

why cant we speak in any of the lfg channels?

[mild crystal]

i was about to ask that

[nimble socket]

servers are down
theres nothing to advertise for

[velvet galleon]

Because it's unlikely you need to lfg for a dead game

[mild crystal]

ok i was scared like maybe i got restricted or smth

[prisma rock]

@wraith glade not sure how to contact you or Eva I tried sending a message from clan recruitment but say I can't 😦 If I did this in the wrong chat sorry 😦

[pearl cave]

does any one know when the secers willl be back up?

[mild crystal]

any one

[wraith glade]

@prisma rock you need to enable dms

[prisma rock]

ohh ok sorry

[mild crystal]

so, how much can ya'll bench

[hard pond]

not enough

[mild crystal]

as expected from a destiny 2 player

[hard pond]

how much do u bench?

[mild crystal]

idk I'm weak so probably not alot

[glass crown]

how much YOU bench @hard pond

[hard pond]

i used to bench like 195lbs while being 165 lbs. then school started now i weigh like 175lbs and bench like 185lbs

[glass crown]

wait thats freedom units brb

[hard pond]

CANADA poggers

[mild crystal]

how much of that weight is muscle

[glass crown]

prolly a lot cause being 165 isnt too heavy

[cerulean smelt]

i dont bench

or workout

[hard pond]

idk, i worked outdoors in the summer and went to the gym nearly everyday. now i go like 3 times a week and pretty much sit all day

[glass crown]

Powerlifter lifestyle pog

[prisma rock]

LOL Hollow and I'm way to old to start 😛 i know what u mean

[mild crystal]

how old?

[glass crown]

Youre never too old to start 😠

[prisma rock]

68

[mild crystal]

what

[glass crown]

Huh..

[prisma rock]

in march i'll be 68

[cinder lily]

INDEED

[glass crown]

bruh

[hard pond]

ik this guy thats like 85 and comes out for pickup hockey

[vocal rock]

INDEEED

[cerulean smelt]

your officially the second person ive met here over 50

[prisma rock]

that's cool

i like soccer

[vocal rock]

INDEED

[cinder lily]

INDEED

[vocal rock]

INDEED

[cinder lily]

INDEED

[cerulean smelt]

stop

[glass crown]

[vocal rock]

INDEED

[somber anvil]

[hard pond]

im too lazy for soccer. i like being lazy and gliding

[prisma rock]

I'm not the oldest D2 player though 😦 I'm like 3rd

[vocal rock]

INDEED

[cinder lily]

INDEED

[cerulean smelt]

continue to do this and i will mute you

[glass crown]

Justice

[vocal rock]

INDEED U WILL (so ill stop)

sry 🙂

[glass crown]

He was cheeky with it you cant yeet him

[hard pond]

monkaS alpha hollow

[nimble socket]

who got banned
i sense someone got snapped by hollow

[hard pond]

i survived

[glass crown]

I think they still live

[nimble socket]

hollow cant beat jolt
jolt is inevitable

[mild crystal]

hollow take a bath you smell like shit 🐒

[cerulean smelt]

[glass crown]

Y u make hollow cri

[hard pond]

what if i sub to eva and become Eva's white knight to gain mod power, rise to Head Moderator and then rule over Hollow

actually, i think Eva would just ban me

[glass crown]

[hard pond]

and hollow smells great. i live in his closet so ik

[mild crystal]

what

[proven moss]

Hollow's a

[cerulean smelt]

thank you zp

[proven moss]

your welcome ho

[velvet galleon]

:greenbouncerat: is a great emoji name

[cerulean smelt]

oh it does bounce

thats neat

[proven moss]

i got all the colors

[cerulean smelt]

do you have...

[velvet galleon]

lol

[cerulean smelt]

grandmas sweater

[proven moss]

no

only rats

[cerulean smelt]

then you dont have all the colors now do you

[proven moss]

close enough

[velvet galleon]

Okay, that one is cyan, not even blue, how many do you have? lmao

[dapper hazel]

@mild crystal its rat time

[proven moss]

[velvet galleon]

Is that color trademarked?

[proven moss]

let me make grandma sweater rat rn

Ill name it hollowbouncerat

[mild crystal]

[mild crystal]

[dapper hazel]

Rat time

[mild crystal]

it's time to appeal my bedwars ban

[proven moss]

is that ultra hours milk hotel from train clan?

[mild crystal]

it is Spotify Ad Break from spotify clan

[proven moss]

my mistake ultra hours milk hotel Spotify Ad Break from train spotify clan

[mild crystal]

[proven moss]

rat gang rat gang

[dapper hazel]

Is that twiglets go in the wheelie bin from the bin clan

[mild crystal]

is that zp from rat gang rat gang

it's your year

[proven moss]

hell yea

CYAN RAT IS HERE TO BOUNCE

[cerulean smelt]

What in the

[proven moss]

[pseudo forge]

is that thee attention seeker

[proven moss]

m0nk3y join rat gang rat gang

[mild crystal]

is that theeeee m0nk3yboi999

[pseudo forge]

🐀

[dapper hazel]

b0nk3ymoi999

[proven moss]

monkey do you have nitro?

[pseudo forge]

nope 😦

[hard pond]

what is even happening???

[dapper hazel]

It's rat time

[pseudo forge]

was gonna get nitro but then spent my money on disney+

[proven moss]

:((

[subtle tangle]

@pseudo forge donating to baby yoda

[proven moss]

⛔

[mild crystal]

[proven moss]

⛔

[cerulean smelt]

[pseudo forge]

yep pree much needed me some baby yoda

[proven moss]

when servers back join me for duos @cerulean smelt

[hard pond]

i kinda want nitro to use ram ranch emotes. but i have a feeling that could get me banned in here

[cerulean smelt]

bout that

zendi already aksed

[proven moss]

:((

[hard pond]

@cerulean smelt no join me. we can be duo

[mild crystal]

[proven moss]

@mild crystal

[mild crystal]

@proven moss

[hard pond]

@proven moss lets duo and then hunt down hollow in duos to make him regret saying no to us

[proven moss]

yeee

bounce with me

[hard pond]

🦙

[pseudo forge]

@proven moss come play rainbow

[proven moss]

B-but total war... its rat gang time

fine

[vale pebble]

whats woth the rats

[hard pond]

🦙

[proven moss]

@vale pebble

[vale pebble]

what is with the damn RATS

[hard pond]

🦙

[cerulean smelt]

im so cool i got my own rat

[vale pebble]

[proven moss]

bee added pinkrat to his server

he is one with the vermintide

[mild crystal]

So bad

[proven moss]

[mild crystal]

So bad

[hoary lynx]

[mild crystal]

This man is called math equationz what is he gonna solve

[stuck lichen]

@vale pebble HELP

[mild crystal]

Cringebaby Alex alt

[stuck lichen]

my main got disabled

because fucking icecubes botted a discord I was in and i got reported

[mild crystal]

who is that

[stuck lichen]

nobody

[proven moss]

Ice cudes is a gamer / jerkleg depending on who you ask

[mild crystal]

what does botting do

What is bottinf and why does it disable accounts

someone come play dead by daylight

[proven moss]

no

[hoary lynx]

[woven wedge]

are the server back on?

[proven moss]

siege is better

[woven wedge]

whats your rank?

[hoary lynx]

[mild crystal]

but attention :c we need to stick together as pinkys

it isnt safe out there for us

ana were you asking me?

[proven moss]

180 i think

150 my b

[mild crystal]

i didnt know who he was asking

[mint finch]

Has 1 Billion in GTA Online and everything in the game and didn't play for a long time Logs in Rockstar: Here's 1 Million for logging in. Yeah... I really needed that

[mild crystal]

i wish i had my gta xbox stuff on pc

[woven wedge]

i was asking seeker about his rank is r6

[mild crystal]

btw dead by daylight q times are 5+ minutes at r15 LUL

[mint finch]

The Scramjet is the best thing imo. If your car rear stands near another car or NPC's they'll get blown away and you won't get a wanted level... it's a lot of fun

[mild crystal]

i havent played gta online in like 4 years maybe 5

[proven moss]

just call me zp brother

we all brothers on this blessed server outage

[mild crystal]

what about sisters

[proven moss]

sure

[mint finch]

you can basically drive to a wall and activate your jet boost and it sends everything that is close to your boost flying to the sky

[cerulean smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-hogan-nodding-nod-yes-yup-gif-13973219

bruthuuurr

[proven moss]

HELL YEA BROTHER

[cerulean smelt]

all i can think of when somone says brother

[mint finch]

I haven't been playing much lately either... I'm recently replaying GTA 4 + Story DLCs after almost a decade and so far I'm having a blessing with the game

[mild crystal]

hh brother

[mint finch]

Brother Jule confirmed as GTA 6 protagonist

Prrreeeeaachhh it BROTHA

[proven moss]

preach PREACHA

[stuck lichen]

smh navist showing as online but not responding

[vale pebble]

online for what

respond for what****

[mild crystal]

what happened to your roles gb

[stuck lichen]

yeah uh

main got disabled some fucking idiot reported me for raiding

@vale pebble donator role

[vale pebble]

@stuck lichen cant zenith/eva also repond to that

[stuck lichen]

they're both offline

or showing as do not disturb and idle

[mild crystal]

hopefully you get your stuff back

[sturdy aspen]

Has the division 2 been out? Anyone play it?

[round kernel]

The Division 2 is over a year old now

[stuck lichen]

@sturdy aspen it's on sale for $2 rn on Microsoft store so you should go try it

[mild crystal]

Sale is only in America, so make sure to use Vpn inorder to scam ubisoft

[sturdy aspen]

N o r d (tm)
Lol good to know ill check it out

[subtle tangle]

reife wont see me here :)

yellow name tag is superior

[young crater]

You know what's weird about that sale right now? @stuck lichen

[stuck lichen]

what

[mild crystal]

that its so cheap?

[young crater]

They charging $2 for the base game, $40 for the game and the new dlc, but if you just bought the game and the dlc separately it's literally $33

[mild crystal]

@subtle tangle He may not but i do so stop seriously

[young crater]

and while you're at it you could buy the year 1 pass, and it'd barely hit $43, so you could get so much more for less because ubi doesnt know how to market lmao

[proven moss]

@subtle tangle the joke was funny the first 2000 times it was said, but after that it gets a bit old

[subtle tangle]

i dont think it was said 2000 times yet

[proven moss]

I've heard it 2000 times

it's the goto unoriginal joke of this server

[subtle tangle]

its an exotic joke

[proven moss]

yea you think so?

[pure vale]

Division 2 is Bae

[proven moss]

[somber anvil]

@proven moss

rat gang rat gang

[marble fern]

@pure vale says a ubisoft employee

[pure vale]

[vale pebble]

@young crater i dont think u understand how marketing works

[next ginkgo]

wait lord of wolves in a shotgun?

[high wasp]

Damn it's 2020 and zplaxian still uses brother I'm every sentence

[proven moss]

hell yea brother, join rat gang @high wasp

[high wasp]

Lol

No nitro gang :'(

[hazy folio]

do you think they will ever create spiderman 2019 for PC?

[proven moss]

@somber anvil

no

[somber anvil]

rat gang rat gang

[proven moss]

Rat gang rat gang

[pseudo forge]

🐀

[somber anvil]

where are thoe emotes

[nimble socket]

cute

[somber anvil]

the other colour ones

[worthy violet]

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold

[nimble socket]

@worthy violet wrong chat buddy

[proven moss]

in my server bee

[velvet galleon]

quit talking about redacted here

[somber anvil]

oh

[high wasp]

crisperussian posted cringe

[mild crystal]

How do i lose my virginity

[proven moss]

ratbounce

[coarse harness]

shut up rats

[proven moss]

you can never beat us

we are to many.

[coarse harness]

[vale pebble]

[proven moss]

what server did you get og bouncerat from? Goonstation?

[vale pebble]

the cat is here to do what it does best, hunt

[proven moss]

nvm i was hoping that there was another ss13 homie in here

[round kernel]

normies

[proven moss]

Cat's can't beat the vermintide

[round kernel]

Why does my phone always correct normie to Borneo

[coarse harness]

not sure zp

[proven moss]

It's not Goonstation so it's whatever

[coarse harness]

nah im not there

[proven moss]

:((

[gilded berry]

steam not working for anyone else

[proven moss]

epic store is not down

[alpine salmon]

feetus deleetlus

[nimble socket]

epic beetus

[proven moss]

Who wants to get SM64 record with worldline?

[mild crystal]

How do i get my virginity back

[nimble socket]

you dont

[sand zealot]

any staff here plz?

[proven moss]

no staff no rulez

[sand zealot]

@tame sapphire u here?

@warm knot

how do i contact staff

[warm knot]

DM one of the people showing green, friend

[mild crystal]

What would you call the staff manager color, mint?

[proven moss]

spicy blue

[mild crystal]

staff manager do a big seafoam green

[bold forum]

omgomg ultra

[mild crystal]

kimmers

[bold forum]

[mild crystal]

[ruby tapir]

Knock knock

[polar needle]

whos there

[ruby tapir]

Whether

[polar needle]

whos weather

[ruby tapir]

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

[polar needle]

this is for #💬destiny-chat mr

[ruby tapir]

Thought that was just in-game stuff but nvm then

[polar needle]

idk lmao

[ruby tapir]

Ya it says in the channel topic

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STOP ACTING UP

[unique cobalt]

[polar needle]

kek

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[hard pond]

🦙

[hallow hemlock]

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[coarse harness]

hows life

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very funny

[coarse harness]

haha yes

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[torn parcel]

is anyone getting failed to download configuration files when trying to login

[proven moss]

@torn parcel verify game cache

[torn parcel]

how?

[proven moss]

go to steam, right click on Destiny 2, then go to local files, then verify game caches

[tight cargo]

BONK

[pale sleet]

[old maple]

[mild crystal]

oof

[nimble socket]

one last meme b4 i get assassinated by the mods

[proper crystal]

Hey guys I saw a picture with a crucible game-mode 'Guardians Royale' (battle royale) is it a leak/concept/fake?

[livid lodge]

idk what to buy with my 1,2k silver i got for crimson day its hard to decide XD

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