#๐ฌoff-topic-no-destiny-talk
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someone asked and I'm helping mkay
okei
Can I have help with life
is that wiz the mod


cani
sI'

baba is me
Any d1 gamers 
any koikatsu gamers
Cursed
any minesweeper gamers XD
D1 is so gud 
but how about D0




I sure wish there was a d2 server 
where is the d2 server??
I don't know of a d2 server not in any
Invite your friends!
https://discord.gg/d2pclfg
Check out our Borderlands 3 LFG Server!
https://discord.gg/ssdF6Uf
Official Destiny 2 Discord Server:
https://discord.gg/kzGmFuJ
last one
why in off topic eva??
diablo 2 is also great
because you asked here!!
Ikr we cant talk about that
We were talking about diablo
mhm


yea this is ALL not destiny related
You mean redacted 
so eva broke the rules!!! 


Everything was great until immortal come, why the hek they make it mobile game.
Dont you guys have fones

Imagine having enough GB to play so many mobile game
just epic seven is like a lot
LOL

i cant beat this level 
Mod aboose pleze demot
Fug :DDDDDD

๐ค
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!ban @fervent kite
[NA/EU] Clown, you can't use that
Darn

yo why is my program not waiting for input for my cin.get
this be really annoying ngl gamers
i really don't like c++ man dogshit language
But I like you 
Sistah get a room





Lord of Wolves awesomer
Fucking weebs

!ban @nimble socket


hmm so the bot doesnt allow me to have the right to ban myself
if i was in switzerland it would work

[NA] Ping Crimson, you can't use that
bot, youre banned
Bot can succ my cocc
gamer penis

imagine not fucking swearing in this fucking channel

read the pins..
Ww W wwwww what..... N-nooo-noo links??
wdym

Do they eat it?
the groundhog? no
its the same phil every year
OK that's pretty cute
well
of
until that one dies, then they shove a new one down there
it wont be the same with phil
It'll be Phil-2
phil remastered
how do i put a spoiler tag in discord?
our professor just jumped on top of a desk in front of us
wth is my class
Is he saying ooga booga and beating his chest or why tf is he standing on a desk
Capybara is so cuteee
@warm hare put two pipes around it ||spoiler||
hes weird
LET ME OUT
Is this your calc professor?
calc 3 yeah
So calc is sexy and jumping on the table is required. Hmm
im scared
send help
Your pfp's scary enough call on him
To be fair, one of mine was trying to explain an approximate model for gravity so he got up on the desk with a nalgene and a marker and dropped them and the nalgene exploded. So therefore he brought another nalgene the next day to prove that the first nalgene was a dud
idk what nalgene is tho
Water bottle. What weird place do you live that you haven't heard of nalgene?
'merica
the hell is a nalgene
Looked it up. It's literally just a water bottle
I mean, I said that
Whoops skimmed through didn't pick that up
C++ is a trash language
@vale pebble 32 oz reusable water bottle basically
i have a 40 oz bottle, get flexed on
imagine carrying that around
it goes everywhere with me, class, gym, gaming. i love it
do you just carry it or something, my mesh in my bag barely holds the 32 lmao
it goes in the same pocket with my boots and shit
oh, you're one of those
i was thinking the same thing about u
LMAO
takes a sip from my 40 oz bottle
C++ is not trash its just old. Boomer.language
bruh postmates just gave me $100 delivery fees, neat
Did you have to spend $1000 in amazon points?
im out here coding in matlab poggers
i dont think so? i dont even have an amazon on this email lmao
what should i name my pet cactus? i was thinking david but idk
kevin 
but kevin is my name
exactly 
oh no, did i just doxx myself
Name him peter the prick
thats good
Or rick the prick
i think peter is better than rick tbh
Ill take my commision now on finding your name
i dont speak english sorry

or i could go full WHITE KNIGHT ANDY SIMP LORD and name my cactus Eva
But instead of Tarkus, Eater of Crayons it is Tarkus, deliverer of multiple stab wounds.
i think we have a winner, my cactus shall be known as Tarkus, deliverer of mutiple stab wounds!!!
I know how to name plants man, every single one I have has one of these "Hello, my name is ..." stickers on their pots because buying 250 was cheaper than buying just one.
Ryu Hayamusa and Yutta are my favourites so far 
Yes
The fastest time I killed a plant was with a venus flytrap. I always wanted one but they're a pain in the ass to keep alive as I quickly learned
@hard pond Daily reminder: fuck matlab
honestly dude, fuck matlab, no idea whats even going on in that course tbh
@feral escarp i worked at a plant store and people loved to buy venus fly traps. then they would die and people would be back for more plants lol
All plants die in time 
Don't Venus fly traps only have a limited number of times they'll close before that "pod" dies off?

Yes, it takes a lot of energy for the plant to close and digest what's inside which is why you're not supposed to trick it into closing. I think after 3 times it dies off and turns into fertilizer
They also don't like regular water, they need speshul distilled water...which is the mistake I made
How the hell do these things survive in the wild?
Well they normally grow where they almost exclusively take in (relatively) clean rainwater, which is why they don't have the ability to deal with minerals and such from tap water
gamer facts: puffins are not penguins
gamer out
And I don't think a bunch of hoomans will come into some nasty swamp full of malaria mosquitoes just to prank all the flytraps, that's also a factor 
I just feel like some leaf would fall on them and they'd die
Walking through a forest to find Venus flytraps to poke
Hey
tfw doom gets arbalest but not me
Yeah they're pretty shitty plants imo. Aside from the pain in the ass they are to keep, they also look pretty ugly.
But they have a big advantage over my banana plant, they don't drip their sweat everywhere
Lol
Apparently they require multiple movements over a 20 second period to close and then also require movement in the 12 hours after closing to decide to start digesting. -Wikipedia
Oddly intelligent plant
Sweat plant 
Dead plant
They're fascinating plants yeah but let's be honest, most people just want it for the fact that it's a plant that can move ๐ Pitcher plants are much prettier (Jeez I actually wrote predier, what is wrong with me today)

eu is fake
Sup people, certified EU gamer here 

You need a different name for the #๐ฌoff-topic-no-destiny-talk JoelDoesRedacted 

na, hate to see it
@coarse harness ๐ hi
sk8
i started listening to vocaloids...and theyre kinda weird

i wasted on this over a week. It was worth it
My drawings
https://www.facebook.com/Komodra1
My meme Page
https://www.facebook.com/QualityMemesRestaurant/
like and share this retard
original song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duPJqfKiA78&t=2s
grey is death toll, red is infected
lmao you know how many people ebola killed?
nope
5000
oof
its interesting how in africa they managed to treat a dangerous killer virus before killing more than 5000 people, yet in a more developed country where information is supressed and hidden, and the danger is reduced and information is held under control, 24000 people died
well now that i think about it it makes sense
the more you hide a danger, the easier it is for it to affect others
lmao the moment that image leaked the number changed from 24000 to 300
yep
as they normally do
virus big scary
yikes
this is how the world ends
in pepegas and memes
no it will probably get taken care of
but its interesting how bad the gouvernment treated this issue
and how far it escalated
buys genetic reshuffle and bio aerosol 
if i already have the trials of the nine's shader, can i get it from the collection book?
If it's not specifically bugged
Is this redacted in my #๐ฌoff-topic-no-destiny-talk
Nope, nobody said anything about ||scourge||
Talking about destiny in #๐ฌoff-topic-no-destiny-talk
Shame on you

i feel violated
yeah i muted mee6 XD
mee6 is my paralysis demon
Swag
๐ณ
bra this server needs to stop dying
had mee6 blocked for like a year now


heya

๐ฅ @wraith glade https://i.imgur.com/SXzwC0S.png
nah i just sit in max guild 10 hours a day burning yews lol
Literally my life lol https://i.imgur.com/knw9hHL.png
bank chest one step away from bonfire is nice though
damn the vc's tonight are dead
if anyone is up for some ghost recon: breakpoint HMU
damn i feel molested with this new discord

@glossy vault ily

Anyone got recommendations for good, free photo editing software?
Photoshop 


soundboard is kill
any help getting one

@round kernel what gooey said but with emphasis on the emote
gib me soundboard
or yall ploopy
๐ณ
oi whats gay my guys

well, i am making a harem of dudes from this server
no
@pallid pumice when's the new skill
Swag
Any

spoiler 
actually havent watched it
You should shiro is good
im about 70% done with my setup
can someone explain to me what bottlenecking is?
is that like when i have good gpu and shit cpu?
SEND HELP
Oh god, 3d point determination
I could probably spend an hour trying to remember those equations
so... silly question.. what's this / join in the lfg section?.. i'm new to discord..



Please delete your message and go to #๐ฌdestiny-chat to ask this question since this channel is non-destiny related (don't break
combo reeee)
Ah yes that crystal clear water
very drinkable

?
Image is quite vexing though
kinda is
but there are sakura blossoms
i went to have beer there underneath the blossoms with 5 other people
please commit sitting at that water 
nah my pants will get wet


i put my feet in
it was tingling a bit

i peed into the river
also they were giving out japan tech souvenirs
one cool laser pointer
excuse me it was english
... touche



tacos
tacos
bacos
hey cuties
Why you saying hey to yourself

call me ugly
i have a humiliation fetish
hey ugly
UUUUHHHHH
bruh
i did warn you


๐
now
mcrob
I don't know what is borgar 
gib me the borgar or the ham gets it 
๐

do you guys know kaguya love is war
Yes

๐
no
yes
and theres more

cursed_chika
delete
no
ban me or never
Abuse your powers
CAST ME INTO THE FIRE

np
I need to clean my wall
ban me or there will be more cursed pictures
FAR MORE THAN YOU CAN WITHSTAND
abuse the mod powers
join the dark side
if pat sees this, he might oblige

mods dont have bad days cuz they are giga chads
mods are gods tbh
doesnt mean ill stop trying to frustrate em
mods chasing me is like chasing consecrated
also does anyone want pics of cheese
i try to walk as close to the ban line as possible without being banned
the banwalkers
shunned by the light
wiz would be sad if i got banned
just @ wiz and find out rn
he might ban me for pinging him lol
Idc
he is truly a ban walker


he's threatened to ban me before for pinging him
do it you wont
ill ping hollow, i feel safer with that
dew it rn
do it
@cerulean smelt Hollow's seat sniffing team leader checking in
are we just truth and daring each other wo truth
hollow said im his favorite person for liking orange sherbert ice cream
what is sherbert?
you shouldnt ping staff for no reason..

if anyone @ pat i will give em a crab trophy
im legit scared of that one
sherbert is something thats highkey wack except in ice cream

pat is the stuff of horrors
i was dared to ping u. i had no choice
honestly i thought sherbert was just the name of the ice cream
is it?
everything is just ice cream to me 
how would bread be an ice cream
Brown Bread Ice Cream
ping pat and ur sent to the shadow realm
i dont want to be sent to do shadow realm
neither do i
he's the only one who is legitimately is out for my blood
List of ice creams: Bride's Cake, Cake Batter, King's Cake, Birthday Cake, Octopus
@vestal wind
how would bread be an ice cream

@solid badge 
Bubblegum is good
you ignorant BUFFOON

thats just ice cream on bread
^
what else did ya want
bread ice cream
what if that bread is made of ice cream
The bread is crumbled & mixed into the cream
look at it
your wish is my command


fair
maybe this as an extra
was that octopus in icecream???????/
ok guys heres a fun idea
say a food
ill post it
bread mac and cheese
Yes it was
cake on a stick
brazilian pizza
Can also get other seafood ice creams
Yes it was
@untold tusk CEASE THY HERESY
wtf
fite me
cow pp
@thorn rain is on cooldown. Get some help.

its for a science project
i mean
in russia
there is a dish
u said any food
ugh, time to throw acid on my eyes or risk being scarred forever
wtf is that
steak with sawdust
what?
STEAK WITH SAWDUST
sawdust ice cream
no that isnt
its a thing in japan
ofc
bruh people wylin out here
fried spider
better yet,fried spiders with glitters
bat soup ๐
@spring jungle i just saw bat soup
and im going to say
no
that cant be spider
haha thought so ;p
lemme see some up close chick fil a sauce
i will only post
if one mod backs me up from being banned
highkey in the mood for chick fil a rn
same

what is that
chick fil a duh
i want some mcnuggs rn
ah sorry i mistook that as burger king
that make me hungry reeee
should i get chocolate or vanilla ice cream rn
hazelnut
bro i asked what ice cream i should eat i dont need no philosphy shit
looks tasty
it is
i'm too far from canada to get any good poutine so i'd have to make it, but i also am too lazy to make it
ny gang rise up
?
Donโt worry bout it
ghost pingers smell 
LISTEN TO JOJI

OwO
oof
so to get etched crystals for last word do i have to get the bounties from spider

#destiny-stats @floral marten
yeah I think so iirc



Pudding UwU
Christmas pud
Puwuding
pp

is it possible to complete the whisper solo level 920 and is it mandatory to use sniper rifle and purple super i made it to room 3 out of 4 or 2 out of 3 but time ran out becouse i didnt have enough firepower it was my third try and improved a lotis it possible to complete the whisper solo level 920 and is it mandatory to use sniper rifle and purple super i made it to room 3 out of 4 or 2 out of 3 but time ran out becouse i didnt have enough firepower it was my third try and improved a lot
what is whisper?
i deal no dmg once i come across all the high damage mobs in purple room the whisper mission
no idea what that is
it gives you exotic and access to heroic if you complete it
what's that?
It is possible solo definitely, depends on which weapons you use.. Cause those shileds are nasty.
@shadow condor
redacted talk in #๐ฌoff-topic-no-destiny-talk ,plz demoot
i tried with revolver from the first higher platform on left in purple room but i wasnt able to even break the shields without sword or sniper or super 
Didn't even notice what channel im in.. Let's go to #๐ฌdestiny-chat








dis movie was so sad ๐ฆ i cri
i cri evrytiem




Anakin, you have become the very thing you swore to destroy. 







can i post picture or nah, i gotta have like nitro for that


i just want to post dog


dekapai
@mild crystal idk why you posted this in off topic, but you can just LFG for whisper in #exotic-quests or if you're really intent on doing it solo, you can either use a hunter liar's handshake build or you really do need a good sniper for it
or atleast some scav mods
You could also try cutting down time in the parkour section by just practicing that one part, though without heroic access thats a bit problematic
i'm sure other classes can solo it as well but i have no idea about the builds behind them since i didnt do them personally
Once again let me remind everyone that all destiny discussion goes to #๐ฌdestiny-chat and is forbidden in this channel.
๐ฉ
If people continue to misuse the channels you'll be muted as per #server-rules #9
wallcroft is part of the problem
decent cosmic horror movies if any of yous are into it
cbf watching the thing for the 1000th time
I think I just got a paypal scam text.
It says someone tried logging in from an unknown IP address
I highly doubt it
most definitely a scam. it provides a link to a http: link and all paypal uses https:
Stop gettin scam texts then
paypal only texts you to send 2FA codes
and they don't send unauthorised access notifications, they only send 2FA codes
so they KNOW for sure its you
yep
it was genuinely convincing at first glance
I feel sad by the idea of how many people actually fell for it

I've almost been got by an extremely convincing PayPal scam
It was the exact same layout as the confirmation emails you get from PayPal when you spend money but it had said that I had just spent ยฃ250
@vale pebble 
@sharp sage

@stone spoke last I checked only weeb things were allowed in vip


yes
someone remind me to swap to my spring pfp today i keep forgetting
swap spring pfp@vale pebble

Oem best helm

thank you foxx I never would've remembered
Thats what im here for

A team of top tier pvp players should play a round of control with just traveller's chosen
Guys imagine not reading the channel topic
Done it. Hella fun


Wait so we a self help group now?
we're a "please go back to d2 chat this isn't for d2" chat
Apologies milord

UwU

hi eva



Hi Danny
Hi Eva
Minecraft decided that itโs a good idea 2 add a material better than diamonds
diamonds r a thing of the past now say hello to netherrite gear
Good how about you ?
I like the flowers
Diamonds were a critical part of Minecraftโs identity it was always supposed to be the best
Now they added netherite out of nowhere
No you need diamond gear to create netherite gear
wtf is netherite
You get an existing diamond pickaxe and mix it with netherite Ingot and it turns into a netherite pickaxe
Same with each gear piece
Itโs immune to burning in lava, only way to dispose of netherite gear is to throw it in a cactus I presume
@tawdry crescent
oh ok lol
imagine not reading channel topic
cant relate
you think so
Also netherrite Is more enchantable that diamond so it can get effiency 5 which is not available on diamond pickaxes
hi ๐
11am lecture cancelled poggers
sleep til lunch 
@lofty kiln if u got the opportunity to kiss wiz, hollow, or lugi, who would u kiss?
need to know for science
that's cool and all, but i looked around and i couldn't find anybody who asked
btw consent
@mild crystal this sounds great, why do you think it's a bad thing?
on average i get enough diamonds for a full set in the first 2-3 hours, if we get more to the end game, great
Buh I havenโt played Minecraft in a hot minute
its good
I played with the new snapshot last night and all I can say is in the new nether biomes the ghasts spawn way more frequently
Oh the snapshot came out for the new nether biomes?
Is there new mobs there aswell then?

New ore thatโs better than diamonds in every way
Itโs even more rare
canโt be destroyed
If may get some sort of weakness in a later patch you never know
Or they make stuff outta bedrock
Why chinese people likes to eat any moving living subject?
anyone else like the pain from flossing? like when u accidentally make yourself bleed
@hard pond everything alright at home?
ya dude, im big chilling, but pain from being sore after a workout and pain from flossing is pog af

after chest day i just sit in the shower groping my pecs
i dont know if this is normal behaviour but it kinda feels good ngl

be me
learn about rhyolite caldera in mandatory class
is actually a cool concept
@mild crystal thats a shame, mail me your vorpal and gems ๐
Lmao I was kidding I have it downloading rn
Nice yeah once you get ingame and i get a look at you i can tell you where you should / could start so just lmk
@mild crystal just realized if u started a few days ago you could have gotten a really good companion for free 



@mild crystal no nitro gang
@vale pebble school closed 2 hours early because of flood warnings on the other side of the county
tf does 8/7c mean?
am or pm?
Depends on what context
brooklyn nine nine feb 6 thursday 8/7c
yes
7 hours 30 minutes from now laz
its on nbc but i cnat see it
It might not be available in your country
What are you using to see it ?
i connected to us using vpn but theres no s7 yet
On Netflix or what ?
NBC website]
Was your account made under US
does acc matter cuz i don think so
Usually yes
can i post ss in here?
No
you can
you just need to pray to me
bout to fail a quiz poggers
I pray to ping crimson๐คฏ
ill pray if it means i can pass this quiz
Imagine rounding a 69.5 to 70 would it be considered passing
at this point getting above a 0 will feel like a success
0 is success

YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED MY CHILD
I KNOW WHAT YOU SEEK
What do I seek?
BEHOLD MY CHILD
THANK YOU FATHER
Dorime please give me the original coke the addictive one
im considering making dorime myb background
tbf i have a cool background
It has the real coke in it not this 2020 fake stuff
kinda my wallpaper rn
Dorime is now my backgroudn
yes

@glossy vault your new profile pic 
/id


anyone know the command to find the PC/console playerbase count?
@somber anvil 
@mild crystal 



ayy
how to i change a png to pdf
help
put the image in like word and then export as pdf idk
^
For all those people who find it more convenient to bother you with their question rather than search it for themselves.
:p
or if your not into jokes.. https://png2pdf.com/
i got one finally
thx for the effort tho
i was searching for one wo making an account to use it
no i mean that some sites want you to make an account
i dont want notifications spamming my email
Use burner e-mails
nu
or just delete the account after
nu

@nimble socket like my pfpf? i have became Dorime

YES MY CHILD
I AM DORIME
WEEB DETECTED


BEE
JOIN US

YES YES
THE CRIMSON GOD WELCOMES YOU

KIMMY
WE WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS


UMMMM
WE DON'T NEED THIS ONE

TRIPLE digit BMi
@nimble socket oh yeah? well this says otherwise
ok big brain
that is the most big brain thing i have ever seen
Father Ping, has brother hollow joined the crimson cult yet?
ASK HIM YOURSELF
WE MUST CONVERT THE CHILD
O brother hollow, the crimson flame burns bright for you. join us young one
young one?
@vale pebble 
YOUNG IN THE EYES OF THE ALMIGHTY CRIMSON SKIES
he is not
HE IS SOMEWHAT YOUNG IN A UNIVERSAL SCALE
the greens are far more powerful than you ever will be
NOOOO
I HAVE YET TO SEE IT
also, not really young
STILL
ITS A METAPHOR OR SOMETHING
bow while you can
NO GODS NO MASTERS
except the greens
GREENS ARE PLOOPY
im sorry to see you become this old friend
I CRI
you know in your heart, what im saying is true
SOBS
WHAT SHOULD I DO TO MAKE WHAT IS WRONG RIGHT AGAIN
are you ok
rip and tear, until it is done
IM NOT
I CRI
I leave this chat for a sec and it's caps city
tell me about it
Bring law and order back this chat
ok no more caps
but im still sad
chat?
you killed it


what the
It seems messages were deleted
the crimson cult will reign supreme
it wont
once brother hollow joins, we will have power!!!
anyone here know your way around photoshop?
Need a quick and easy favor
@nimble socket 
does anyone have the bug in the system quest regular or heroic not done. I wasn't sure what channel to put this in so i', doing it here
You chose poorly
well where else could i go
i wonder where
@mild crystal that can be considered begging, please dont do that on this server โค๏ธ
@true flare is that Destiny? if so use #๐ฌdestiny-chat for questions regarding that game
this is a no Destiny zone ๐ฎ
sup norce
@somber anvil paying for geforce now 
free 3 months
ik that part do be pog doe
and even then its only 5 eur
5 bucks a month in the us
fuck
what
@hard pond who's norce 
your trickery wont work on me
what trickery?
i wouldnt miss #2 just like that
what is #2?
norce norce norce. i know its u dad
hey
does anyone want to

changing your steam name is not enought to hide. if u changed your pfp and discord name then i would have been bamboolzed
stalker
u cant escape my harem norce
someone call the police
the fuzz is already in the crimson cult, they wont be hostile to a brother of the crimson cult
im dead meat
wait, u dont want to be in my harem?

join his harem
or else he wont give you the freedom of choice

Can anyone explain what it means that golden state state traded d'angello to minnesota
I don't watch basketball
they trade basketballers like pokemon to see if they evolve

Reason: Posted an invite
huh
Anyone ever been afk/sitting in a VC and randoms join you? Then they get mad when you don't respond.

ok
did anathema evolve into a normal raider in a span of 16 min
wh 
anasthesia
@glossy vault ping who
Anyone who interacts with me on the reg knows i || dont really care ||
I'm ascared
about pings

that's a mistake
Mfw I have pings disabled
that might not go over well
chances are a mod would mute you before i even saw them
but i would remember your name
is this a threat or a challenge
@glossy vault when we gonna play DnD 5e?

After i go Pro in the new MTG mmO
Tired of seeing you play Neverwinter
im just so good
rip

i cant help it
Who's gonna DM
Dee
Dibs on the murder hobo
@nimble socket yeah i did
h
@mild crystal its not bad for a free 2 play game, gets gindy and repetitive at the late game features alot of dnd lore
even shit from table top campaigns
character development and campaigns take a long time if youre free 2 play
I'll check it out when I get back in town then. My last campaign ended a few months back so I want something fun
if you check it out lmk ill give you options to help you pick a class that suits your playstyle
Have you played Divinity Original Sin? Heard good things about that one




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