#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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Gambled is definitely not the right word

lmao
lady at subway put olives in my sub. i am big anger. olives are the worst thing ever
but i jumped him and stole his money in front of the casino
olives taste nice
olives should be burned
lives
imagine not likeing olives
my subway- chicken and bacon ranch melt, italian herbs and cheese, lettuce, onion, olives, ranch, mayo, and chipotle southwest
thank me later
Italian herbs and cheese is by far the best bread there
subway order?
subway order
Italian herbs and cheese, steak and cheese, everything minus olives, no sauce
Monterrey cheddar bun, beef, extra provolone, Parmesan, toasted, oil
Olives on Pizza is 😘 👌
everything MINUS olives? no dignity
my boy, gets a ham sub with cucumbers and mustard
never had a cheddar bun what they like
but they really don't belong on a sandwich. That's like putting Tomato on camembert cheese
its like a normal loaf only they sprinkle cheese on it before baking
cucumbers on sub 
thought the cheese was gonna be fused in the bread with that name
@compact crystal KEKW
@compact crystal @dusk flume 
📣 HELLOO
Yeah you know me
You Teabagged me in crucible
who are
what? are you ok
@trim yarrow stop spam tagging and misusing this server
drop the subject, all of you
same
ok
@nova jacinth Im not missusing im talking with people?
9: Spam or any Misuse of our channels is not allowed, will result in a mute! Please follow our channel descriptions!
Aight im out
what is nezt
(:
Im just trollin yall have a good day 🙂
then why are you in the chat no offense
The vc or text xhat?
Mods? Scram!
i said knock it off
OK dad 🙂
Raine not playing around today

I think i am a impenetrable fortress. I am unbreakable in the art of laughter. I challenge you mortal to make me laugh. I DONT CARE if its via text or video DO IT the challenge has already began.
what
imagine doing castellum more then once on leviathan lmaoo
as stated in the channel descriptions, this channel is NOT for destiny talk
you can say "imagine doing castellum more then once on leviathan lmaoo" in Destiny chat, just dont LFG there
@valid hemlock and I haven't seen you get flagged for that at all, so keep the Destiny talk there
yummy in my stummy 
a man has fallen into the river in lego city
build a road roller to squish him
hunter no
am i the only person who finds it really hard to find people the become friends with online
shitpost here long enough to become one of us
No space
ya bois surviving the coronavirus?
Put some respect on my name I was mod for 30 seconds the other day and I didn't even power trip.
Welcome to ⧹⧸⧹⧸ ⎝⎠⎝⎠. Enjoy your stay.
Oh, I don't.. I don't like that.
You were retired staff, never mod
howdy
owdy
just waiting for time to pass rn. only thing planned this weekend is drinking and superbowl
owody
owo
its supposed to be in the 70s this weekend
gonna go on a big 20 mile hike in the mountains
Part of me wonders if I'll ever seen snow in the winter again (without traveling elsewhere)
@velvet galleon Semantics
How much money would I have to donate to get a text channel called "hollows worship shrine"?
just keep donating until welfare adds it
@queen osprey How do I update to normal raider?
dunno
Oh lol
But welf will scam me
might take some time though
@brittle scarab try registering in #destiny-stats if it doesn't update it's also FULL clears
Ye ye
imagine trying to stop being a new raider
on god
What happened to all the social chats?

@mild crystal everytime i see your name i think phimosis


@brittle scarab are you registered with Charlemagne or rankbot?
Lol ikr

the only thing that person could've done there is get one of those huge cutter which i doubt they have atm or just call the fire department
cracking a cold one with the boys
a cold feet with the boys
how did he even get in that position tho
smh nick,scissors cant cut seatbelts
Scissors can cut seatbelts
they cant
I had to personally cut someone out of a seatbelt with a pair a few years back
how long did it take?
Couple minutes
Not quite as quick and seamless as the seatbelt cutter that people have nowadays
Just cut the leg off
That would make a mess
Is anyone else’s desktop discord showing this server as a temporary outage? It works fine on the mobile app. I just updated the desktop app to the latest version and now this server doesn’t work

My bad. Thank you!
i dont understand these "man who has fallen into the river in lego city" thing
ear hertz now
Hey
a man
HEY
has fallen
into a dumpster
build a road roller
coaster
to hell
of pleasure
and
stuffs
of
mayonnaise

love me love me say that you love me

i love you?



A MAN IS SICK IN LEGO CITY CHINA
Yīgè nánrén zài Lego City zhōngguó bìngle
一個男人在樂高中國病了
TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL IN THE NEW AMBULANCE
Dài tā qù yīyuàn. Shǐyòng xīn de jiùhù chē
帶他去醫院 使用新的救護車
HEIIII
BUILD NEW AM...


tall grandmas dont exist, change my mind
grandmas dont exist, change my mind
Just like the simulations

tf is a baby shower
A thing were you like celebrate someone who got knocked up something like that

just dont go lol
Im getting picked up but hoping I get forgotten
But when we were talking they asked if I could drive there or not or get picked up I just said yes then they said something about 1pm.. I couldnt exactly hear them properly
welp time to forget about it
Sorry, i had my headset on blasting music when you came by, didn't hear you
My brother is picking me up so he will come inside 
lmfao



lmao
UwU



almost forgot this was a christian server
they forgot me 
u either die a chad, or live long enought to see yourself become a white knight simp lord andy
@spark kayak yeah uhh you smell


😋



welp,time to uninstall it 🤷♂️
Like one letter honestly come on its killing me ;-;
I would honestly but it is a very relaxing game
use huge icon 
My desktop looks ugly as it is now
put make up on it 
But then knowing that its renamed different will bug me
Trying to keep it not so cluttered
its good i recommend it

bright wallpaper 
It changes colours slowly
yea no
Think I got a darker version
hide icons if you want it to be clean
THATS an option
i just never close steam/discord so i dont bother with home screen nowadays 
having mutiple screens 
i miss my double ultrawides 
where did it go?
i left them at home and i went to school
i regret not bringing pc. stuck on gamer laptop
i've been stuck on a gamer laptop for 2 years now 


Happy?

Got one of the darker ones
The other one was nice tho too since my keyboard changed with it, umm its wallpaper engine
why do you still have icons 
Will rid of em in a bit
cant yoink
It only $6
love it
Rainmaker is poor people's wallpaper engine

Background makes me wanna play stellaris
But it keeps crashing cause of the mods I got so need to sort em out
i said im broke 
Create a gofund me
i a sleepy boy
how to get mountaintop easily
like this
@full forge what do you think of Givemhavok

will someone donate me on gofundme
i lost my live savings for donating



||funny valentine could have put a hole thru someone in jojo part 7 using D4C||

Damn in the span of a few days two of my favorite Netflix shows ended.
@mild crystal wanna netflix and chill?
D:
And.. like hold hands?
@vestal wind Wanna like netflix and chill
we could even... put our minecraft beds next too each other ha ha.. joking.. unless
h-hold hands?

Baka
I feel like this rock
You look marble-ous

The dlc description has puns lol
fluff for the soul

I need to buy stuffed animals
Imagine having someone who loves you
Ikr 
Imagine not being able to love someone
i can be your stuffed animal
plz dont stuff me
Not into feeder scenarios?

Huh
Did you know Huh backwords is huH.. how neat
🦗

any mods on?


I'm going to take that as a no.
I don't even think there is staff on this server
WHO AM I MANAGING THEN
Oh boy I knew all that bullying was a product of my imagination
You don't need to manage people to bully them, just look at me
Now's about the time you should question your existence and the reality you live in.
Also Tarkus makes a good point.
You're managing the acter upers
Why is there so much cringe copypasta

I just see two roles?
u did it wrong fox
Done nothing wrong 
lmao getoutta here spam bot
Lewd

Milk
Stop
they are is or the possession of they are
||
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goddamnit why did i press that

"Dear Amazon-Support Team,
firstly I'll have you know that I am writing this E-Mail with my middle fingers..."
My fingers are knives help
Are you Edward Knivefingers? 
I wonder how these girls that have fingernails the size of a butter knife can even use their phone or a keyboard.
lmao
hi
Hey
ola
How you doin
Its only 8:30pm for me
I kinda want cereal but im gonna wake like everyone up
When you drop the spoon when you are in the kitchen and everyone is asleep sounds like a bomb going off
Just don't use a spoon 
Y'ALL EVER JUST EAT OFFBRAND CEREAL OUT OF FINE CHINA? 👊 😂 👌
@feral escarp 
goodnight 
@cold prairie im down
love you all
❤️
@somber anvil

hi 🐝

how's the cheese server?
i'm not in it and i can't remember if i left or if i was kicked 


Peeplops
Hehe
UwU
OwO
_>
what in degenerate is going on in here
Off topic is going on
@somber anvil 



To bee or not to bee
that is the question dear 🌩️ ☀️



Norce stop acting up
swag
dlowns
I DON'T LIKE THIS NEW DISCORD FEATURES
shush, chat mod






hi 🐝
whos 🐝
🐝
👋
👋
hello it is me
Hello dead chat OwO
Hello dev
hi devoider
hi eva
congrats on the promotion
hi eva
i see you have retired staff role

foreshadowing my promotion to founder

@somber anvil 
!




Swag
How are people crashing over roles



why would you post something so controversial yet so brave
Cause its me



:dorime:
.
,
Okay fone
Lol
Instant fat finger on enter key lmfao. I'm curious, how many members does this server have?
250k
I can't tell if that's serious or not because that doesn't sound right lol
But goes down too 240k now n then caue of kicks
250k is cap but they purge people a lot yeah
ahh gotchya. that's pretty nuts.
theres also a ~93k online user cap as well
goddamn. aighty thanks for info, was just curious because I was looking at raid.report stats on raids and stuff and I'm pretty sure it's like. only 7% of D2 players have completed last wish? I'd assume somewhere near 10-15% of the playerbase has done raids at all then?

if only there was a chat to discuss matters related to destiny 2 specifically
aighty thank yall. Dorime 🙏
@high wasp I have muted channels hidden. sorry about that.
lol just banter sorry
<3
Nope, banning you both

hah I evaded it
maybe she meant you and him as both


Ok the 3 of you
So you gonna be muting yourself, eva you clown you're staff member you can't be muting yourself

Why not??
Swag
ha i evaded it by not talking
who made it so that i can only check rank once every twenty minutes
i beat Lego and i become 16th place
its time
you have to have 100+ lego clears for the rank Lego Master
Imagine donating 
neither can i
i have learnt not to gamble
i like this color or id donate
my role is bugged so i can't change it unless i donate
anyone know if you can loot a boy right on the extract zone on tarkov
wdym by
loot a boy
BODY


anyone have the power to make a text channel called "Hollow and Wiz Worship Shrine"?
were u here when wiz was posting hollow x lugi fanfic?
...sigh
no bee shrine only shrine

even after retiring bee best mod
we out here shrining for Bee
bee is an object of ADORATION

@nimble socket i mean i have this same pfp i just swap hats as well
speaking of which its feb 1 so the spring pfp bops on
dog pfp are so similar
is this a meme im missing out on
i have a midterm in 40 minutes, channel your power into me wiz!
why do you have a midterm in february of all times
2 midterms for this course reeee

if i fail this midterm im blaming wiz
your grades
Best of luck to you my boy @hard pond
thanks father
thats daddy to you
You called? ;)
ok no
I think I have a thing for crabs eating foods
.help
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hey
Hi
Hi
ha-ha
ok eva 
no sad face, Bee!
.<
ok idk what that face is
lol
-only i can acquire the colored text mere mortal
#MeToo```
he knows the way
[ Kekw]```
yall using blue when red clearly better
your gay```
Copying you is 
Uh crap idk what language would have purple
hm
ok
just giga smurfed on my midterm thanks to daddy tarkus and brother ping 🙂
Nice spam 
thx
hahahahah who tf watches fast and furios
u
Swag

Is smurfing a good thing? 
yes
@feral escarp 
@feral escarp 
@feral escarp 
It's like having a devil on the one and an angel on the other shoulder right now

and a lil bit of both

Not to mention a few other things...
Yes I've been gone for almost a year, but I came back to contribute to this wonderfully stupid meme going around!
Feel free to follow me on Twitter for random nonsense I post every now and then! twitter.com/cs188
how are yall today
welcome to luigi's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where your loss is our sauce 





This dude really playin Anthem
oof
uff
Bruh


@mild crystal you have ascended, less than 20 min ago
I copy catted you (:

only one may survive

btw, who is the guy underneath welfare called wook
wook
Wook is ❤️
hewwo eva
wook is wook
s
h
damn what happened to the blue?
you ruined the ouija
damnit
my b
eva changed colors 
.
The Mod colors look too similar 
aaah that color of eva, its the worst
Matches my Discord tbh


make donators choose their own color
yea no
That'd be a pain in the butt, since its manually assigned.

was this server just down or sumthing?
No, it was probably full.
^
read the pins
Discord servers don't have a limit of how many members can join but there is a limit of how many can be active at one time (:
they have a cap on both
yea its very busy in here
Not sure that's true anymore @sharp sage
they just give some servers permission to by pass them
its why this server isnt allowed 250k unless that changed in 5 days
250K ACTIVE. Not total
Invite your friends!
https://discord.gg/d2pclfg
Check out our Borderlands 3 LFG Server!
https://discord.gg/ssdF6Uf
Official Destiny 2 Discord Server:
https://discord.gg/kzGmFuJ
Can't see that
we were at 250k but they kicked people since there was a cap now we are at 244k
servers like minecraft and fortnite dont have as many vc's or roles or active text channels and thats why discord cant let us have more space, last time i checked at least i could be wrong
Our server is considered "unhealthy".
They will not increase our population because it'll cause more problems, not solve them.
we're unhealthy 
we're growing fat with strength
Discord is just a tiny indie company, no bully
you mean growing fat with food?
mmm. S O U P
.
hi
Type UwU or I will OwO you.
aight so is it just me or is this server down almost everyday for some period of time?
someone have a 'read the pins' emoji please?
@velvet galleon
for the check pins emote

i was joking. im well aware that it's from this server
IM NOT GETTING THIS REFERENCE
lmao worth it

how many people are in this discord
Can people not act up in off-topic please
better than destiny chat
you're the one always acting up though foxx 
.invite
@full forge, You need to be in a voice channel to use this command.
interesting

Invite your friends!
https://discord.gg/d2pclfg
Check out our Borderlands 3 LFG Server!
https://discord.gg/ssdF6Uf
Official Destiny 2 Discord Server:
https://discord.gg/kzGmFuJ

@wraith glade
@long crystal no
oh
too off topic?
Just wanted advice on my creative writing for my English assignment
Is there any d2 gamers
sadly d1 is hard to find but d2 is on store so might get it
It is I just brought it today
Thought it was gonna just be a "clone" of pokemon but it really isn't in my eyes
Reason: Mass emoji
pp

@solid badge please stop clowning or I'm gonna tell the mods on you 😠
Have y’all ever tried putting your phone in your mouth playing a song closing your eyes and covering your ears

let me just dry out my mouth first
Completely cover your ears and put on a lyrical low beat song
Mods book em
cook em



uno reverse card
Buddy I don't act up

imagine calling people buddy and not being either a psychotic PMC contractor or a middle aged suburban dad
buddy,shut up,no one talks shit about foxx and gets to live 
youre the dad
Fox is a boomer @solid badge





Fuck you Blizzard, and your shitty refunded warcraft

Go read the news, it's showed the true Blizzard
L
Why is the server always dying?
pinned messages
pins, very helpful
lol
tell welfare he wont ban you and see how that goes
welfare you wont ban me
Server dies due to limited bandwith and too many users opening a session with the server and consuming it all @tepid loom
hello Tim, big fan of your work
Ah
Yasss guuuuurl! Never ever updating that phone L
L
i can't sleep
darn
omg why is your phone background bonk
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0714698/ just do ctrl+f and search for it but yeah.
Cause to conqure my fear I miss see it everyday
sigh
He was in a episode of IASIP, dude has been a few roles that I haven't seen
Honestly sound of space is pretty wack, kinda creeps me out
I won't play that because I know it's a gnome.
I figured but I can't help but expect a gnome lurking behind every word from you 

Hehe
never again will i make that mistake
See that's where you went wrong

Love me love me say that you love me




@zenith tangle what emoji called?
-wookPING-
@zenith tangle ok thanl
One
to rule them all
i'm surprised that there are still new players in payday 2
But d2 is a dead game
Ur a dead game
...
If you think d2 is dead let’s go play Titanfall 2
titanfall 2 is fun
It’s my fav game but it’s ☠️
how about war3?
Thats dead now 
😮 got more of those?
anyone wanna buy my mouse and keyboard for £40 so i can get shadowkeep? 😉
its a logitech g402 and a logitech g213
using lowgitech instead of 5$ keyboard+mouse combo from Wish 


Swag
@amber wigeon
👉 🚪
with the President?
with your mom
oof
no but really it was pretty cool, i streamed for about 4 hrs and YouTube says it got like 44 views
on the same note gmornin eva
That sounds pathetic. I cant even talk to my mom for a minute straight.
why not? she seemed pretty nice
lmao
Ah I see, you don't want to be associated with those filthy giveaway winners
unlimited powerrr
ACTUALLY
I wanted to completely steal the color and give them something else
but you know, gotta be nice and all


I just got the 1/1000 chance discord ringtone 😂
Spooky
I'm not falling for it this time fuck you
D: swearing
sorry norce i got angry

fuck you fox I'm angry
Thought you were danny?

Foxx is already a certified dad with all these jokes
Imagine getting gnomed... wait I did also..
Felt bad gnoming you guys so have some nitro ❤️
that's an image

😔
you can tell because it isn't accepted yet, ur fake and non hetero fox



hey foxx,send feet pics 
who the hell even asked you that made you have that status
She's gonna send you a photo of some hobbit feet with gnomes as toenails

Oh yes I could really go for that
toe

So what did the groundhogs say
Fine, make me look it up
Phil and Staten Island Chuck both say early spring
Thanks Phil
And so did Wiarton Willy and Buckeye Chuck
Stormy Marmot says winter
The wiki pages for Balzak Billy and General Beauregard Lee haven't been updated for 2020
I swear at some point there was a wiki page for "list of weather prognosticating rodents" that listed them all combined, but I can't find it
I wonder if anyone's ever done a data analysis on the groundhog predictions to see if there's a trend
Oh you bet your ass they have
guys where is the destiny dating channel
Every February 2, we anxiously await groundhog Punxsutawney Phil’s prediction of spring’s arrival, but how accurate is he?
Government funded!
tfw the doomsday clock is 100 seconds to midnight
@solid badge Soz in bed will when I wake up if you remind me
Also people from emoji servers like to dm me 
Science, motherfucker


You can turn off private messages from server members on a per server basis now
You always could?...
no one asked wiz smh
no one asked for your hostility, KAREN.


mornin
mod aboose pls demote
ok
I'm not sure what Eva is replying to, but maybe it's the "demote wiz"


it was
it was???
OH GOD
HES A MONSTER


WHAT THE HECK? EA HAS CORRUPTED HIM
hEy AnTHEm iSNT thAt BaD
@velvet galleon see my spoiler messages above
how...
how could he do this...
also fuck
just wanted to say it while im here
Ah
welfare while you are here i have something to ask
fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck
feels good to curse in this server
don't over-do it though
Hypocrite
i recommend a room where people can help new lights

i call it kinderguardian
it already exists
I just want a chat for d1 lfg
well this server is named d2 lfg
so...
wouldnt make sense
Thank you for that genius observation
Reason: Posted an invite

I sleep at midnight and then I wake up at 3.30 am, and then I can't sleep 
Guess I will sleep at the afternoon
@mild crystal .
hay
demon of hatred being clowning
where my water bucket

the stuff of trauma
Mr sandman

Swag
.
@shell agate hello masterhades
Got nitro?

i heard the half time show was raunchy


e
Swag
well if you weren't such a bad role model about acting up
anyone here play tarkov?

GO CHIEFS GO
aaaand thats game, lets go CHIEFS!!!
the call that gave the chiefs 24 was complete bullshit
refs really out here giving the chiefs free touchdowns
uh oh
honestly Tru tho
we literally had the ball at the start and then garrapolo runs out of downs twice
Anyone else was here during the "is a hot dog a sandwich/is cereal a soup" debacle?
cereal is a soup
hot dogs not a sandwich unless you accidentally cut the bread in two
you're welcome for this wisdom
^
eeeeeh,that's a sandwich i guess
but a hot dog,i REFUSE to acknowledge it as a sandwich
ok but if the hot dog rolls out then does it stop being a sandwich?
Is Tomato sauce soup?
It's sauce
what differentiates a sauce from a soup
Can we say mayonnaise is a soup?
tomato sauce is a fruit juice
no
ketchup as juice

destiny custom pvp maps when?
offtopic as the offtopic channel when?
Any d2 gamers
Cause I sure like diablo

d1 is a dead game cause of how old it is
Hello if you stack lasagna do you get one tall lasagna or keep two lasagnas
you get food
one tall lasagna
because you cant remove the other one once they're combined or it'll be ruined

What does PTT and LFS mean?
Push to talk and looking for sherpa
thanks @velvet galleon


Bungie should Remake Destiny 1 on pc with all the content rollouts and updates as they happened back in the day so we all get to experience destiny 1 again from start to finish. We would get the OP Vex Mythoclast as it was in the Crucible being a 3 shot kill and all the hype surrounding the weapons like Thorn and stuff like that!
how was the superbowl? and i dont mean the halftime show
its probably faked.
theres no way that one of the best teams in the nfl lost a 10 point lead and then proceeded to not win for 16 more points
it was ass they played good but the refs were like nahh i lowkey like the chiefs doe
both teams had a good record
ok but the 49ers had A 10 POINT LEAD
and the chiefs got 26 points on them without the 49ers getting a single touchdown or fieldgoal
Does anyone follow the #daily-reset and #weekly-information channels on their discord servers?
It’s not populating on mine and I’m wondering if anyone’s having the same issues.
it wont fill backwards, its just a webhook that posts new things @nimble bison
Yeah, I’ve been following for a few days now - but nothing yet.
I’ll wait more, I suppose! I’ve tried refollowing and recreating the text channels, but to no avail.
i've never had weekly or useful fail to post, dont follow daily because those are mostly useless
Gotcha. Ty for the responses!

for some reason voice channel today seem pretty dead 
Mute channel is the cool kids hideout
It is
I can send you guys there lmk
did that already









@pure vale







demoooote


