#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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no thats a Delorean
Mandadelorean
but star wars 

shutup e-boy @granite umbra
any cuties
welf tts
uhhhhhhh
😳
i thought kneesocks got banned

uwuposting
traps-anime-wtf-surpirse-gif
welf what is that

@untold tusk those dont exist
Traps? Thank Thanos @spice fern
traps are just glorified swag

waiting for my dad to bring my dad back
oh
any late night gamers
any correct time zone gamers
that's not late night, thats an hour before bedtime
magine
raine spits fax

dont rub it in
it is super dark at 4pm here
yeah raine doesnt have to worry about the darkness, but the spiders that lurk at anytime
nah spiders are chill
oop
its the snakes you gotta worry about
or the crocodiles that get lost and end up blocking your door
death stranding aka walk sim
kneesocks poop
have you tried opening a door with a 200 lb crocodile asleep blocking hte way
i see a 2cm spider in my room and perish
it's not exactly easy
you pat them
@nova jacinth u trippin
"sorry sir, i cant come to school because gate the gator is blocking the door again"

just climb out the window, jump on its jaw and springboard off and shoot into school
@untold tusk dimensions without them
i would rather stay home
i walk out of my door at 7am to go to school still sleeping
yikes i lived like 10 min walk from my schoo so i'd wake up at 8am and leave the house at 8:30 
i did until this september
started college 
i miss waking up at 8am instead of 6am
i also lived like 10 mins from college too
but some days i start in the afternoon so it's somewhat balanced
i think each night i had an average of at least 1 friend sleeping over the whole year round
i dont have friends
you got me :o
i have my d2 clan 
college without friends? 
Life after school
most people there are extremely annoying and dont want to learn
You learnt how to drink, didn't ya?
yeah that was probably people like me lmao
im doing eng lang, geog and politics 
i cant drink alcohol with barely in, which is a lot of them
and i hate the taste anyways
"You're age group has the highest rate of alcohol related incidents."
Woooo.
yeah thats why alot of people drink vodka
hmmmmmmmm today I shall die of alcohol poisoning
little to no taste for the good stuff
at least i can finish college saying that my vote in politics is determined through actual intelligence and not guessing or "yo that guy looks good"
Potato or rice vodka?
high quality vodka should have no taste
People who drink straight vodka are psychotic or stupid
one of my friends did 2 of his GCSE papers while extremely drunk on vodka
he did not pass
80 proof? That's for cooking.
@flat talon have you really made it 12 days my boy
That's 12x for today @scarlet citrus
I lost on day 11 
most of my friends lost day 1
i see
but I'm in college
imagine being a pussy bitch and not nutting for a month just bc the internet told you to
so not really a suprise tbh
alot of the time people mix vodka with something else and you can't even taste it
it is a challenge for a reason clown
NNN was made because of porn addictions bruh
people bitching about it are likely the reason 
ikr
I don't have a porn addiction, I just accidentally set xvideos as my homepage
Or just don't be a degenerate ape
same
yum
I had broiled chicken breast with steamed broccoli and rice
pizza 🤢
imagine finding pizza gross
h
clownery
what
whats up with pizza tho
i cant eat normal pizza
a lactose intolerant person can't eat icecream and thus find the replacement gross but that doesn't mean their opinion is right or valid
i cant remember the taste of normal pizza

pizza for me is the pizza i can eat, and is thus 🤢
hahahahahahahhahahahahaha stupid silliac
your stomach lining es STUPIDO!!!!!
wack
there are 2 spellings yet you still managed to spell it wrong
well at least you know what it is
you have achieved more than 99% of people
"I can't eat bread."
"Why? Don't you like it?"
"No, I can't eat gluten."
"What?"
"It's a thing that is usually with wheat, a binding agent"
"What"
"It's like an allergy"
"Ok"

i see
success

@bold forum 

what the h*ck raine
Hey evvvvveryyybodi?
h-hewwo
Any hand holders in chat 
hey!
raine 😳
uwu

thats lewd
its ok we hold hands under the covers so no one can see
😳
Reason: Posted a link

when’s the next giveaway 😩
giveaways got taken away due to QQ'ers
1 person wins, 9000 more complain about not winning
qqers?
then they hold a 2nd and 3rd giveaway at the same time and let 5 people win in each giveaway
then 10 people win and 20,000 more complain
How do you even complain about that
yeah its not fun getting that many complaints apparently
just become purple
people feel entitled
to what
you should see some of the messages people send about not getting priority queue access when server is at max concurrent users 
"My right to free access tells me that when you're at max users you should let me in instantly, i am entitled to this right as a citzien and you cannot deny me this as your server belongs to discord not to you"
-bruh even welfare doesnt get to skip the concurrent users limit
have you seen mission impossible fallout
ya
terminator 1 and 2
im downloading hobbs and shaw right now
LOL
i feel like ill miss out if i dont watch this family comedy
shitpost of a movie
😄
🤔
You know what would make the g503 a perfect mouse?
theres a g503 now?
oooh
hey thats my mouse
just give the left click a extended platform at the end
are there any webcams that I should get, especially for gaming, etc. that has high video quality, etc.?
@flat talon k
stinky poopy
poopee mjilk hours rn
is it worth mentioning that on compact mode that automatically ruins it anyway
👀
discord doesnt care about mobile why should i 


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@bold forum poop


i never knew an eggplant free diet could give superpowers 
Sonic The Hedgehog is speeding to theatres for a big screen adventure for the whole family! Watch the new #SonicMovie trailer now, and #CatchSonic in theatre...
Im so hyped for the end of the trailer with a sonic eggman chase scene
Cant wait to see that in action
man i was hoping they'd redesign him and mess up even worse than originally
that would be the ultimate troll
who made sonic look better
Reason: Posted a link
Reason: Posted a link
The first person got warned for posting a link, surely mine will go through!


im out of ideas for lunch 
toothpaste and jam on toast for lunch
orange juice and cereal for lunch
mayonaise and icecream for dessert
Raine why
Calk and rusty nails for lunch
I don't eat lunch lul
creamy and full of oxidized deliciousness
so just do what I do, eat nothing 
Just got 24 kills sitting in a tiny house on cod with people rushing me and getting laid down
i dont even know how
I hear the new mw caters heavily to the people who like to sit in the corners of buildings with claymores
I mean the older cods did too, cant tell you how many kills I had with claymores
That's why I ran hacker pro I'm bo1 lul

It caters to people who arent stupid
FPS games requiring brain cells? Idk if theres a market for that
sounds like that game will die out
haven't seen anything in many years to make me care about cod again so it doesn't bother me, was just interesting to see people like markofj popping up in my recommended saying it's terrible
sorry i only take opinions from clean prince gaming

I don't know enough to have a stance for or against him, he certainly wasn't feeling the new multiplayer though
the pepegas have invaded gen chat i need a place to hide out
@full patio "spaghetti didn't just die he was murdered" 
quick, i need to get into my clown outfit and blend in here at ghostposting
cursed runes
Raine assert your dominance on them

good rng
might hit up macs for lunch 
mac deez nuts
mac donald
fastfood is so sinful
@granite umbra alright e-boy that's enough outta you
I had some earlier so I know
piping hot trash I shoved down my throat 
i speed ate some mcds before work last week and i felt like i was going to pass out at the beginning of the shift i felt so awful

I hate all of these death stranding memes because it makes me jealous that I wont be able to play until summer :C
ye I was like wow this is tasteless filth, and I'm going to lick my fingers anyway
mmmm finger lickin filth

@bold forum st||inky||

Im going to buy a weapon.
ok.
ok.part2
K
part æ
thanks for agreeing guys
facts
i vibe with that bird
I'm gonna have to check your vibes
/id
anybody play on a 1440p display?
so i for somereason had to listen to this cuz it was in my head and i realized this theme song (this is the one i remember as a kid) is exactly like a mighty mighty bosstones song lmfao
All rights go to ABC. Not my crap by the way.
@flat talon how is the no eggplant diet going
you missed the update
i have gained the power of nightvision
like predator nightvision
have you levitated yet
that was day 3
Yeah i've mastered the art
i think tomorrow i will begin learning how to build a log cabin now that i can pull full grown willow trees from the ground
I'm learning to master telekinesis
next year imma have a 30 day plan to harness the power of space and time
thats something you gotta start minute one of NNN
Yeah i might ascend to godhood pretty soon here





sup
🤠
KIMMY!! :D
Reason: Posted a link
i want bee :c
when skynet comes we won't be ready
Nope, we're def dead
@bold forum 

2manyclowns



this game is fucking hilarious
i just bought a guard 3 bottles of vodka
he downed all 3
died
then i got his keycard
nice
oh
Reason: Posted a link
what
you can't post links

that's what
where else can i post it?
nowhere
no where
shit
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you have to either have a moderator-esque role or have donated
oh well
Gotta be pink before u link
or blue
That's true
Imagine donating just to spam a disc
give away winner
Oh wow they updated the emojis tab
oh
Yooo
right i'm big brain
broke ppl in here now eh
t i m e t o s t e a l m y m o m ' s c r e d i t c a r d jk
Dark mode emojis tab lets go
Broke student here 
tuff
it's
my condolences
5 bucks
Such is life
some people cant afford to spend 5 bucks vibes
I'm in Asia, five bucks here is several days worth of money food if you're careful enough
Really
that's fair
If you buy raw ingredients and plan everything out, sure
If you eat out, maybe not
I always say it if i were to move to another country id be loaded
Like if i were to go back home
id be considered loaded
A lot of people from countries with better purchasing power like to retire here
Which part of asia are you in
Philipines
indonesia 
i was gonna say vietnam but i'll go with malaysia
are you from Laos like the kans
damn
oh


ok
When someone says SEA and they're a gamer I almost always say Philipines
People there are bloody obsessed with video games
not worth
just watched the overwatch 2 cinematic again and all im saying is that genji hard carried the whole team👀

fwiw, I have 50 down 6 up here

for what it's worth
just slower than what i have
Internet used to be much worse here
once you go to 1 gigabit hard to go back
Just going from 8 down to 50 down was a huge eye opener
Like everyday at a specific time they reset his internet
Oh?
but in voice chat he will have huge spikes and sound like optimus prime
or just straight up dc
David Mate - http://www.davidmate.com is the Flex the spin cycle instructor Dwight tries to take over the Spin Cycle Class thats being run by Flex the spin c...
but just like your country its cheap to live
I see
like he a good friend of mine so i send him alot of moneys
so i always tell him when i come up there imma make his whole family kiss my ring and hang up a picture of me

lmao
like i shit you not
i send him more than his entire family make in 1 month
the monthly salary there is just

But things like Pc parts are still scaled to our prices
so buying something like a ps4 is an entire months salary
Yeh i look out for my ppl
feelsokayman
but i cut ppl off really easily
like if you lie to me
i wont ever think of you the same
Oh?
hate liars so much
but this guy ive known him for like 7 years now
he does piss me off
alot
but i get over it
I mean, it's bound to happen when you've known a guy for long enough, haha
he just does stupid shit
like for 7 years and you still dont know the things i dont like

It is what it is, I guess

But oh yeh
one thing you guys have
is good food
like fuck me my friends country food
he sent me this pic of something you get there its like 2 dollars or less in usd
we living
Yeah, haha
Im really enjoying it
Like you prolly dont watch him
I've known people who visited here that splurged on what's almost is a banquet just because the food here was piss cheap
who is it
Sonny
Havent heard of him
mike chen
i dont like any of the others
sonny is my boi
dude there is this one guy that whenever he takes a bite his eyes go
this guy good
your opinion is dogshit
Fuck your opinion too
But yeh the guy i dont like
Mark Wiens
His face alone
ruins it
this guy 
Had what 
sounds a bit morbid but it tastes pretty great if the cook's good
he also ate this thing from your country which was like bunch of blood and intestines and it was raw
i switched back to cozy mode instead of compact and i feel lost on discord 
Lemme find it

but gotta travel 
Mm, we do have blood dishes here, but people tend to cook it pretty thoroughly
i used to do it for #559101450932846603 moderating but now i dont need to anymore
I know about the ones that use blood and are cooked
this is why raine is the resident psychopath

👀
but the one he had was um dafuq

the only way i can stand cozy mode is if i set my discord zoom to like 60%
cuz otherwise i feel like im an old grandma using magnifying glasses, everythings so huge
I don't think I remember seeing or hearing about raw blood based dishes here
I love compact
Reminds me of my IRC days
it was a dish from a tribe
I'm at like 90% zoom the whole time
he gets meetings set up with indigenous tribes sometimes
yeah, once upon a time #559101450932846603 needed mods to operate at 100% zoom and 16 px font size, ie totally default
so we could measure post iszes correctly
its been a little while since that change, and plus im not a chat mod anymore so I guess i can finally go back to cozy and wierd zoom settings

wtf is that
ahhh there we go, back to cozy mode. I feel like this is the optimal perfect setup now
so comfy on my eyes
wdym
before

@queen osprey what do you think of my discord setup
I think my eye power just went up by -1
Quail egg
Raine my eyes are already at -5 pls dont bully them more with your unholy light theme
what the shit
Hahaha dw i use darkmode, i just changed it momentarily to troll yall
it shouldnt
can you not @nova jacinth

compact is nice for fitting more messages on the screen
yeah compact is ass
i switched to compact for chat modding this discord for a few months lol
made it easier to read track of clowns
Then there are developed duck eggs too
the yolk is delicious though
yeah
how did it taste
my mum's side is mix asian
makes sense
my dad's side is aussy/english
so how it taste
that developed duck egg is actually very popular in asia
so it taste good 
the baby itself is just like meat, the yolk just tastes like egg
but its more nuanced
yuck
and there's alot of juice too
yeah you kinda get over it
but they taste good
they do taste good though, i just can't bring myself to eat the baby duck inside the egg is all
it looks feathery and you can see its beak

i feel too sorry for it
this movie, holmes and watson might just be the greatest movie of all time
id demolish this
Yeh its pretty funny
i wouldnt say greatest
i like step brothers more
i read your message without reading pats i i thought i was reading some hillbilly stuff
without context 
every time I tab into GP, I am afraid of what I'll see
❤
😳
the other nostalgia
indeed
The new one; ugly
take that back
should I?
Reason: Posted a link

:(((((((

bruh moment
Mesa stupid
yes
sad
got alot of silver
Haha
not for me
weird
It disaperd for me
whatever im gonna continue my bob ross stardew valley playthrough
go on
ancient fruit is so fucking good

nice
niiiiiiiiiiiice
good
cant get rid of the zuck
.
H



Why doesnt discord natively support themes?
Cell-phones don't produce ionizing radiation and thus don't harm you, but banana phones do. Fun fact.
thank you bee
cuz discord
vibe checked hard
buzz buzz
No problem pat
theres no nudes in here tf
daily reminder to listen to everybody's circulation
🤠

No
darn

@sonic salmon
💛

30 CLEARS WHY
WHY 30
oh dear
anyways
how do you guys take the discord server offline during changes are being made
not having seasoned as soon as change happened 
what

They don't
how they do it then
There is an online user cap of 95k people
no
cus sometimes its not there
No
wait wait wait
so when you guys try changed something on the server
is it easy or no
That's called being in the queue when you're trying to join while cap is met
we have no control of server shutting down or not 
bc i imagine is a pain whilst everyone is using it
I really doubt there's any issues other than things like the member list tab being impossible to use
Any issues would be beaurocratic
myes
lmao
they need to add more nitro perks
imo
the should add custom profile pic backround
on your profile card
or
that server offline thing and a new cap for boosted servers
idk
They literally just added more perks like a week ago
singular perk*
custom status which everyone can use
doesnt count
and double boost for nitro
im talking about nitro perks since they removed the games tab which i used
yano king of the hat pog
chill
yeah itd be really cool if we got like a higher server cap
and a fucking custom background
@vital stump hey are you discord can you fix server?


big brain
@agile oracle here on proguides.com we teach you how to get to your ideal rank within just a month 
plats are such pepegas 


you said something about me and i didn't like that, guess i'll afk a won match 
i'm only moving to korea so i can get out of this stinky regional server 


@granite umbra


@granite umbra just go to australia
don't they have stinky internet connection there
yes but their cost of living isn't so high
or was that just a whole meme

wdym not high
their living expenses are uhhhh kinda 
just come to switzerland
yea it doesn't take much to build a metal shack
out in the outback

I've been vacationing in Switzerland
yeah hol up lemme just build my minecraft house out of dirt
Living cost in Australia for one person: $2,835 per month. Average living expenses for a couple: $4,118 per month. Average monthly living expenses for a family of 4: $5,378.
i was walking home in it 
MAGINE WALKING
its cuz i've walked through the rain before and got soaked 
Reason: Posted a link
nice

Anybody know the best way to clean a smell out of a leather chair?
get a new chair

Google gives you several leather cleaning articles
Yea but those are mostly for cleaning spills and maintaining the leather itself
😔
guys is worth?
always
literally never play stardew in my life
if you could be any food in the world what would you be
Burrito





















































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