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hoe how old are u
31
smol?
i live in apartment right next to campus tho
wordd
hye GUY
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its a lil late
hoecat where do you live lol
minnesnowta
ah
minnesooooootah
So hoe you ever go over and try a thing or two
maybe that's why he's called hoecat
also ill take your snow.. all mine melted

no but im friends with quite a few i dont eat where i shit i got a good relationship with land lady and really reasonable rent for area
maybe if you ||stanned loona|| you boomer
Word word i feel ya
not something i would do
but i understand
I wouldnt have fucked her over or anything so dont think would have been an issue
freinds with people in building is far more valuable anyway i meet many more ladies that way
yeh i gotcha
^
you first @quartz mauve
bruh
damn
what the fuck

you got alot of cats
why do you have so many cats
Cursed
Crusty ass toes lmao
please tell me you dont have more
oh god
no i kept 1


ok good
.gif dog
yeh
apartments succ tbh
thats why i dont have any pets atm
smoosh
i got out of mine as fast as i could
i feel bad for my dogs
cause i cant walk them during the winter
we have a yard but its not big enough to just let them run around in
I used to have like 30 dogs back home
half husky half shepherd
My dad
1 blue eye
but i'll say mine
Go army sticker but that car ain't a mustang
we had like a entire separate house like thing built for them
we also cant have any thrown toys cause theres a road right past our metal fence
visualize world peace.
They probably dont have 30% APR
with a shit load of kennels
are the mods actually gone?
that makes no sense

evas always here
ping eva and find out
@tame sapphire ban lego he bully
nah shes asleep
Yikes
well prolly not now
way to early

Eva is asleep bruh
eveyrone hide 

It's like 10-11
you actually pinged eva 

she doesnt go to bed for another 2-3 hours usually
Its 11:20
in her time?
you havnt been playing with her reently then
shes been trying to go to bed earlier
pretty sure shes really close to my time its only 820 here
nah shes a couple hours ahead of us
any 6:20 pm gamers in the chat
yes
hoecat no
And its 11:20 in Brazil
im tellin you shes in bed XD
oh i guess brazil doesnt fall back
she's 2 hours ahead of me and it's 2120
Yeah I'm in agreement with you hollow
real time plz
2320
i know shes in bed cuz shes streamed for the past liek week and a hlaf and said each time "im goign to bed"
saw what
Shinji ping eva again

You won't
We stan
you're right i won't
Clown
maybe if you ||stanned loona @lethal spoke ||
wp sir
that's actually funny af
||smh supreme||
whats up with you an asian grils tonight
Why do you keeping posting these gifs
not lude enough for me
@loona
step up you're game
Make them into emotes and I will
anyone else poopee sometimes ๐ณ


me at the water park years ago
rush of energy is great
what's another way to say "in the room with"
chilling with
make it fanfic appropriate
hanging out with
english teacher appropriate
sounds fine to me
You could stretch it and say
If you wanna stretch it
you could say as you relaxed in the room you were accompanied by the baddest bitch
or watevrr
o
imma go play some redacetd.. bai
Occupying the same living space
Or that the person was keeping you company as you chilled in the room sucking toes
hahaha the funny number
As i was casually sucking toes in the living room I just so happened to be accompanied by my acquaintance shinji

easy A
Damn you're the next Shakespeare
i think it'll be miss
i guess they never miss huh
you got a boyfriend
i get my new coils and juice tomorrow
hoecat vapes? 
wheres your hoverboard nerd
of course
totally spaced out buying more coils when i swapped last one i was in a hurry

๐ค
@bold forum 

Did ninja rake in as much views as he was on twitch?
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr Dre.
that doesnt rhyme
I like watching shrowd
shrood
What did the police officer say to his stomach?
Your under a vest
Shrood
lol
im very afraid to youtube that
Is watching you
What do you call a Mexican man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Oh my god
What do you call an Irish woman with one leg? Ilene
if she can get u another beer does it really matter
Stop with those puns. You're torturing me
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos
omfg
dowke, you can take those types of posts to another server please
we can have fun but not with that type of spam again
you know its only takes jaun mexican to change a light bulb
you've done this before

y
gp acting up
raine i got new 18650 batteries
just stop
funpolice ok
i had my previous batteries for like 2years these last so long

have a badge
wait.
theres only 2 decent brands for them panasonic and nightcore
if you think about it
yeah, unironically theres a brand called nightcore lol
@nova jacinth don't tell me you are a female...
no it's not Raine
How many d2pclfg members does it take to create a circus
i've use the same nitecore batteries for 3-4 years now
only 1, you
Sony-VTC5 Sony | Murata VTC5 18650 2600mAh 20A Battery
toxic
oh i havent heard of those, i only use the 3400 mAh ones
someone say Nightcore?
who r u @nova jacinth
cuz more* time between recharges
who TF is @nova jacinth

im always near a usb for most part so idc
stfu @bold forum
soras my girl
@native lake 
who the frick is kimmy
you didn't even last 10 sec last night
@spiral meadow she works at fun police. Puns are kickable offense ๐
uwu
Owo
@mild crystal 
no dowke, the last time you went on for literally 2 hours
and it annoyed literally like 2000 people
well i mean 10secs i wasnt trying to please you
ohhh snap
Whos sora. I only like kneesocks and thighhighs
Raine more like painifyoufuckaroundwithimtoomuch


Hell yeah thigh highs are the greatest thing to ever be invented
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones!

oh yea?
"2000 people" ? ;D 20 at best. Also if you scroll on my avatar and press right mouse button you'll see "block". Ain hard yo
i learnt of the term Zettai ryลiki recently
Wtf
And am now so sad that english isn't cultured enough to have terms like that
whats it mean
its the area of exposed skin on the upper thigh between kneesocks and a short skirt/dress

wack
its yummy on some girls
@bold forum hold my hand clown
wack 110%
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ur wack @bold forum

no u
ill wack you @native lake
ok do it
cute

fight fight fight fight
dm me u cutie
wtf is that emote
owo
is that summit smacking his monitor
LIES
that kitty is smokin'
big server 
maybe if i reopen
that or perms are borked
So yall hate puns? ๐
you had your alloted few puns for the week dowke, don't spam any more of them
I posted puns a months back. Legit don't become like WF discord.
GREAT SUCCESS
that poor kitty tho 
Can I post pussy pics here if its censored @nova jacinth

only the fluffy feline kind allowed
I'll do it
and only if uncensored
FFS

dang its clickposting hours
oh crap
my 2 fav things
just realized i went to work while still viewing online
nice
yo shit it's green mario
@vital stump does the L on your hat stand for loser
no it stands for liar
liar
this is my moms cat
SMH pat maybe if you ||stanned loona||
ban pat
Eat ๐ฉ & โ ๐ Jesus
Aight, Ima head out.
ya ||ba daba doodoo||
pat the chat killer
They're playing the demon slayer opening in this sushi shop
nice
hey dont post pictures of pat


Can we take a minute to appreciate Crotheon, Thicc mind
no
cat
get a dog
i have a dog in another state
i have a cat and i'd still rather a dog
furries?
still waiting on elon musk to make cat girls
next person to chat is toxic
UWU
figures
uwu
owo
rawr XD
awoo?
Reason: Posted a link
mee6 has its speed back
What if we held hands? ๐ ๐ Haha jk..unless? ๐ณ


who r u @pale sleet
@mild crystal you're back 
@native lake hibiki
whenever i run outta adderal i come back
idk when im zooming around im doing stuff
Wrong person
kirika best waifu
he's a symphochad
i dont think im there yet
still talking bout symphogear right?
I'm talking about a person in the etterna discord
dont know what that is
he's a big symphochad
Light theme
YIKES LIGHT MODE
ban inc
just making sure ur screen worked
clown mode
well now my eyes dont
a small price to pay
thug lyfe
yikes light mode. I'm gonna alt tab to go back to watching SAO then 
yes

new sword art?
wtf
came out couple days back i think
2 days ago on kissanime i think
i'm watching it rn
you still use that ad infested site?

what ads 
idk why but its intro is about ||insects||
KO
When you watch only popular anime
uwu posting
i think hulu is tryin to screw me over
uwu
I still need to watch spice and wolf
any good
Gonna go see the konosuba movie on the 12th too
sounds like a hentai
The Irishman will have its world premiere at the 57th New York Film Festival on September 27, 2019 and is scheduled to receive a limited theatrical release on November 1, 2019, followed by digital streaming on November 27, 2019 by Netflix.
BOOOO
wow my internet went out for a second so I was disconected from a survival match now im suspended
thanks a lot destiny

kyrs
Lmao
kool aid has sour fruit pouches.. and i gotta say.. i love these
Gonna get suspended from the lfg server too
heres to hoping
that's some strong beer
the ones in aus are all terrible imho
literally pisswater
isnt everything is aus terrible tho
and like 6% so you can't even justify drinking it to get drunk
cuz you'd literally piss yourself before you could get pissed
Aus has kangaroo meat
yours and mine definition of pissed are very diffrent
which tastes terrible btw
ya it is strong like u really gotta be careful have like 2o f these def past the legal limit
Few times I've had kangaroo it was good

like if you have kangaroo as a steak it's terrible
which you'll rarely ever find it served as
wouldnt it be tough
Oh I had it as burger patties
i feel like itd be stupid tough
its usually as a burger or sausage with tonnes of spices and mixed with pork/beef
tougher than goose probably
the seasonings of the burger/sausage blend try to mask the kangaroo flavor
goose is no bueno]
cuz kangaroos are literally oversized giant rodents
Best exotic meat I've had was camel
think of eating a steak made of mouse meat, that's basically akin to what kanga meat would be like
gotta try shark
cept kanga's are bigger
someone explained to me that theyre like deer.. thattle try to fight your car as you hit them
yeah kangaroos are the aussie equiv of deer
when i think of kangaroos i think of that one video of some guy sucker punching one
they hop around in the countryside and when you're on the interstate at 3am they hop out of hte bushes into your headlights
venison is great
like they said one time he almost hit one and it was preparing to kick his car
i make venison jerky sometimes and it's fantastic
i saw the "you have an anime profile picture therefore your opinion is invalid" argument in genchat
a5 is probably just marketting term
cuz wagyu meat is graded based on marbling for hte whole cow
no its real A5
i wasn't arguing it in that sense
well was..
nah they have a5 sausages and burger but they're made from teh off-cuts that you can't turn into steaks
i was saying that his pfp matches the way he likes to act @serene blaze
i mean i still have the receipt from snake river
cuz obviously cows of that quality you make as many steaks as possible, and you don't want to waste teh scraps
it was from this guy called hagahah or something
i did point out the anime pfp but i guess he did it more blanketly ye
gen chat people are some
s
i've only had japanese wagyu once
so are gp people
no gp people are some
s
in aus we have our own australian wagyu which i actually prefer alot more
ghost posting is where the cool kids hang out
its less fatty and more like a steak
japanese wagyu is like eating really tasty butter
theres a steakhouse in texas that serves a dish called the strip flight
i've only had gator in a burger and its was just like a wierd fish
only time ive had gator it sucked ass
but as a burger
and its 4 strips, one of each top meat class... and i cant wait to eat it
i enjoyed it but idk if i was tasting gator meat
gator meat is like chicken
the time i had gator it was tough as shit
i hate saying stuff tastes like chicken lmao but theres really no other way to describe it
just tastes like really plain white fish flesh with no seasoning? i guess
ie plain. Ie like chicken 
to be more exact, its consistency is like pork and the flavor is a mix between fish and chicken
i should eat ostrich meat
new york strip flight... $200
RC Ranch, Snake River Farm, Cabassi, and Japanese A5
y'all making me hungry
16 oz of the best steak youll probably ever eat..
i have a couple steaks frozen in the freezer in a sous vide bag that actually unfreeze really nicely
wrong chat oops
gg
gg
Reason: Posted a link
hey I just got done with the Where angels fear to tread part 2 mission in bl2
I did the thing it toild me to go back to sanctuarty and now
Roland
dissapeared
idk where hes at
is my game bugged?
darn
honk


@granite umbra I just want you to know ||you're a clown|| 
Weeb @pale sleet

that's a weeb image
don't tell me that
It is tho
ye ok bud
Actually edgy
Before you pull the trigger know this... if you miss youโll regret ever thinking of squeezing that finger

society is messed up, to think a kid would have a water gun that dangerous
Vibe check


Wait before I go
no
Is a flight from Cali to Maine longer than the flight from Maine to cali
Real big puzzler there
why are you like this
what is the anime where the girl snaps and pulls a wwe move on people that read her eromanga
ok nevermind it was nichijou
Idk streak, Why are you such a qt
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Y-You can put your Minecraft bed n-next to mine 
just kidding!
Ok Iโll stop being cringe now.. night

night
๐ณ
Mmm my sheets are clean and warm. It's bed time.
๐ณ whos been warming up those nice clean sheets for you


bro.. ๐ณ
w-what if we kissed in birbs bed??? ๐ณ ๐ณ
jk jk... unless ๐ ๐
No.
as long as you don't hold hands its not ToS
It isn't gay if it is double gay
wtf am i always missing here
two negatives eqaul postive tho so it's not gay ๐ณ ๐ณ
Why are you playing fallout 76 @wind heart

any clowns??

@granite umbra 

@bold forum cloooooown
reverse card
Honkin
Clownin
dang i cant believe i never saw shutter island so far pretty good
for some reason when someone says honkin i get 90's starcraft flashbacks of the firebat voice lines


@agile oracle CLOWN


Reason: Posted a link


Anyone else make a poopy sometimes ๐ณ๐ณ


@granite umbra me whenever someone attacks the wrong shaco

jesus christ
no
yes
no
can i say on my CV that I worked part time as a clown
because I'm in ghostposting


10/10 label
relatable
his dad taught him well
You guys know about the site where you can check for sex offenders in your neighborhood
unless ur going for a one night stand and even then i never quite understood that crazy lies
i like turning oxygen into carbon dioxide by using biological processes
Crazy lies is stupid
kinda surprised they dont have that for violent offenders
holy fuck
can someone suck my dick and teach me scourge
it's disgusting how some people have so much perfume on
that I can smell them from across a train wagon
hahah ive felt that especially in elevators
fucking hell
like the hoes are going out tonight
altho sometimes ur just like damn that smells good
see if you're on the list

30% of the time damn that smells good 40% of the time ew and 30% of the time sneeze
perfume is nice when it's just like a hint of scent
not a thick fog
of fuckin smell
yep
u cant cover up skank
Strong perfume gives me a headache.
play league instead
Good luck
you clown
nah
i dont see any
oh are we complaining about how some people put on way too much perfume
cologne is def way worse
Site is fucked hoe
I only wear cologne if i think i may stink tbh
see it's one thing if it's a weak one and there's lots of it
normally looks like this
but since im a guy its not as big of a deal
stfu
but if it's a strong one and there's a little bit it's even worse
you wanna know a terrible smell
Like, when I do wear perfume it's like 1 or 2 sprays
site is bugged atm hoe
Not 10 or 20
nun showing up on mine either
the smell of a boys change room when all of them are using lynx africa
thats an old pic
lol u kinda sharing ur addresses off a little bit much
boys changing room smell is something you never forget
wtf
i like to buy 50 bottles pour it into my bathtub nad bath in it before i go out


and when i do my laundry i like to saturate my clothes in perfume before i put them in the dryer

He looks nice
@nova jacinth
yeh super nice

i want that label on all my clothes
homie stole another person's forehead
be like mom it says u gotta do it and fold em and stuff
i mean i learned how to military fold shit and somehow my mom does it better
All the sex offenders in my area are nightmares to look at
im sure i live next to quite a few
Why are you using it like tinder rn
not now these pics are from way back when site worked
Lol u missing my point, the sex offender registry probs shouldnt be ur go to for finding decent looking or decent individuals in general
i mean we all saw horrible bosses
urinating in a park after its closed = sex offender
i mean technically ive been guilty of that
Ya'll stay safe out there
these ppl should be shot on sight
yea they should
any clowns?
is one of those you 
clowns
Nah 

kimmy honks herself a lullaby to fall asleep





gnight 
People have no chill
other offense
green is blue + yellow
Really?
mhm
every dot on that list is sexual
Imagine living next to a rapist
when ur drunk sometimes u just gotta go
This is where you imagine the world is hell, you're doomguy, and the offenders are the demons

@lethal spoke where even are you
NY
And what site
"insert sex offender song" curse this no link rule
thanks
Bruh moment

This is the story about the time I robbed a train in Russia with the Russian Mafia. To get my book "Life of the Party" click HERE: https://www.amazon.com/Lif...

i live next to so many schools
the red ones are still people who did something with kids 
ya if u click the dots
easy way to fix it
yeah its actually pretty alarming
death sentence
It doesn't even tell the offense...
if you go to bottom
Just gives me dodgy links to "get arrest records now" which I don't trust cuz big red poorly cropped button
I went to the bottom
can get a link to his arrest files or watever
Y tho
I'll kill a hoe tryna talk to me on the street
Don't need arrest records to know someone is sketch when their looks give it away
fuck all these people
haha i got my mug shot online from when i got arrested for misdemeanor weapons charge it got dismissed
If I want kids we are talking a highly experimental surgery
why whats wrong?
University> finds out how to implant female reproductive systems
The world> bans it
Japan> all according to plan
just adopt 
I made a race track toy with kitties today. I guess LuLu felt curious and excited about the toy car. LuLu's trying to hunt the toy car was super adorable! * ...
my future wife

Breaking Bad the Cattening
this hoe trying to take all my cough medicine
guess who makes up most of detroits population
Gun violence
god i did like 38 bags of leaves this week at dads
27 last week
i did that friday he texted me he wants me back tues lol

idk he pays me 25$/h but still
man i want a suga momma
I'm gonn have to say "you're not my dad" to that one
@granite umbra no pls

ive dated quite a few girls with daddy issues
solid

A suga momma to spoil me 

depends on where u live i bet in the richer areas of florida its prime pickings for suga mommas
if she gonna spoil me and include me in her will she can get it 
makes me think of burn notice
luckily for men age difference isnt as huge as it can be for females
haven't thought of that show in a hot minute
im watching grimm atm
@amber wigeon I see you clowning around
wiz and me go way back

me enjoying being a clown






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