#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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im about to destroy you in Uno if u keep at it
ah my bad
physically impossible
1v1 me in bl3
i didnt win the 2020 uno world championships by not beating the likes of you
i love how the dueling system in BL2 worked
how did it work
I like cheese
@normal forge are you 72 in bl2
@livid cedar no
im 40
tvhm or still first playthrough
Accept my friend request right now
im on TVHM
im just doing the DLCs so im overleveled af when i do TVHM \
arent the tvhm dlcs level 60?
wack
no they scale
oh
i only did a dlc for the nozzle
then got to level 44 and used save edit to sync my weapons
do the DLC when you finish TVHM so you can start UVHM with good loot
do i need more pi
atleast 1000 more digits
New tower of god 
what does it mean when someone puts join/ (code) ?
not sure if that's in pins but check them

uh oh
does anyone know what happened between jameskii and twomad
dont know they are bith fuckin dead youtubers
i know that two mad guy personally
fucking hate him
like he was cool for a bit
then he started acting like
god complex
to summarize
sounds like me
hand it over pat
And pat you wish you could get to twomad levels
guy seriously believes in his head that he created another youtuber
like the shit he was saying

anyone in the Cali South Bay smell a shit ton of smoke outside?

Imagine living in southern california
imagine living
/join 76561197988060847
@celest jetty


imagine living in a state that is actively on fire
Not south

Bruh the bot just warned me for saying zavala voice actor name 
same lmfao

whats their name
^

satanic bible

wait whats his name tho
youwu
uwu
ghowostpowosting
Absolutely not
i found Lugi's old pfp
fursed



whatis up gp
Dude why does this server crash so many times a day
Mobile crashes
because the server is at its limit
its about to bust its load

and sup player 2
Ahh
Kimmy you got a nasty sweet tooth
everyone has a nasty sweet tooth for chocolate cake
chocolate cake is like, the best kind of cake
Red Velvet 
red velvet is basically chocolate but red
I eat like shit imma be honest
i eat shit
poop 🤣🤣🤣😳
not stinky didnt poop


@mild crystal 
@livid cedar 
Go for it
narator: he did not go for it

@bold forum that emote looks like you when ur texan sister says u look like a snack in those cowboy boots and chapless ass
this pound cake is good not gonna lie
semantics
still gonna enjoy every bite

time to delete half his health
ez
big boi
what boss is anton on
ganon
FUCK
i thought i knocked him down but he was using his special needs movements
ok
beat it for you*
i already know whats gonna kill me here
its gonna be the stupid horse controls
GG
Ganon was thanos'd by zelda

Yeah gotta get max stamina
yeeeee
when i finish eventide do i get my stuff back
and i assume i've been teleported back to before i killed ganon
is there a point of doing it again
nah, should give your save file a lil star tho for doing it
game's p sick yeah?
900 seeds for a piece of golden shit
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no
yes
i hate australians
no
Reason: Posted a link
i am an american
@ocean portal
any clowns



where do we go for media
@mild crystal https://bbc.co.uk/
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no u

I'm defeated is what I am
None of that shit bugs me player 2

reading is good for your mind
pink chat 
I have a meme to send but it on my PC
that's what I tell myself about what I'm reading right now anyway
Ewww a blue
BOO
inc green reeeee
we can make Kimmy an honorary pink

gimmie hot pink 
I dont got that kinda money kstreak


if i donate 5 bucks and tell them to make kimmy purple will they do it
Donate it and just put her name?
ah yes
And I dont see why not
too bad im not gonna do it
Pink doesnt have as much flexxing power
I mean that's how I got my pink

Blue just means ur too poor to be pink
smells like broke in here

love or hate Kimmy they spitting facts
everyday we stray further from gods light
you speak as if we were in it in the first place

We were wiz 

Reason: Posted a link
Oh no links are alloweD?
Damn get shit on
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ahhh

Or be broke and be blue
Darn
gottem


night guys, behave
Night

every now and then at least
yes

oof
you clownin
we always clownin



I saw that.
I don't recall what you're talking about
k

akchually it's a kilt
oh so that's why people ask about me wearing a skirt when I have a shirt on
both clothes
Sock work
also could be the skirt but that's just a coincidence probably
they ask cause they wanna look as cute as you
kek
I'm reading these things that are unhealthy for my outfit choices and I don't know how to fix it
u wear
go to town wearing matching socks

I want a cute dress 
owo
Yes


Man imagine if epstein had a ghost then hed definitely be able to tell us he was murdered 
frilly from top to bottom?
cute
big cute
@bold forum @pale sleet poopy

sunny has graced us with clown energy
even more clowns enter chat
@granite umbra your shes gotta be 40+ inches by now b
what is this, the circus
it is now
darn
bet
what we shopping for

more wigs and shoes
time to go shopping for Kimmy's dress
High heels 
the necessities
might not be enough space in the back so someone is gonna have to sit on a lap


owo
streak will sit on my lap

cutieposting 
My head hurts






😳😳

truly clowning
nice
Ight my heads fucking going sicko mode
gonna see how this new pic looks

you sound like you have a good relationship with traffic
muh gamer chair
so first my train broke down even before it arrived, so i thought no biggie I'll just take the next one

Just go around the cars lmao dummys
then the bus is 14 minutes late when leave the train
causing me to either a) show up for the exam 15 minutes late or b) skip it entirely and write it on wednesday






i mean to be fair my roommates are gone until thursday
sooo
league time

no social obligations 
it does that a lot on phone
ye discord randomly decides living ain't what it wanted when I press emotes


well to be fair in my school if you miss an exam you just write it in the next lesson of that subject
alone with noise cancelling headphones
you don't skip it entirely
jesus fuck your school is chill as shit
first of all, are you in school or college
cause some people are weird and call college school
we dont have college in switzerland
not here @thorn quiver
you got primary school, middle school, high school and university
i'm in second-to-last grade of high school
which is uhhhhh
school 
11th grade
imagine not being 43 working a 9-5 with a fat wife and 2 ungreatful kids 
chat mod pat 
havent been on a vacation since you were 23 coming out of a 60k college debt
oh, so you're basically still in school
in my school if you missed an exam for medical reasons then you got the class average
even then the medical reason would have to be a bit extreme

i had someone in my uni class sit a cheat exam because she suffers from extreme anxiety
lmao
they sat her in her own room, gave her the text book to read and let her take 15 minute breaks
yikes
oof
and in my college, if you miss an exam and dont give a valid reason for missing
you have to give like
100 dollars or smth
WTF
to give it again
what if you have a valid reason
Yike
like me right now
100 dollars per paper you missed
if you had a valid reason then you can redo the exam for free
they can just reschedule the exam
no one has friends in uni to share answers anyway
in switzerland teachers like to switch up the tests for later dates
precisely due to people sharing
all of them
rn i'm studying in Dubai

they dont do redo exams in my uni till its confirmed that people do actually need to retake exams
gonna have to talk to the teacher too
i dislike having 1 on 1 talks with teachers

I'm super ocd with the cropping of this pic and it's going to legit be the end of me
i'm not happy with most of my profile pics
they always seem not perfectly aligned
to my eyes
just make it a white box
I've been trying out like 6 different pics in the past 10mins
I drew mine with a pfp template 
the worst part is when you keep changing your pfp
then discord decides "no fuck you you have to wait now"
I shouldn't say different cus it's all hibiki but still
and youre stuck with a bad pfp
I've had discord tell me twice to slow my roll
That happens with usernames too 
maybe to slow bots
especially when you have to conform to discord's pfp rules blah blah
¯_(ツ)_/¯
just annoying

also i dislike how custom statuses go away unless you select the option to make em never go away
stompy boi
webms dont work on my phone
custom status doesnt show up on mobile


Mobile doesnt have em yet
mobile is always behind on new updates
ok this is the pfp we're done here, for now at least
cute
she's cute


she has the big cute 


goodnight 
night night 

ya'll chingas wanna play dunk souls
that sounds gay

Did anyone get the Goblin?
masterhades did
Reason: Posted a link
BRUH
nice
what the fuck
yes
@amber wigeon 
@agile oracle this playlist is really good btw

retired weeb skate 

still bored in Japan?
I'm with grandparents travelling around the tokyo area for a few days
So less bored
I'm really surprised by how many foreigners I see here
Japan is more accepting of outsiders
Why r girls so mean

they really do be like that sometimes
literally she fucking baited me into thinking she was getting a nose piercing for an entire week


Girls are sweet tho
At least you're loved
@amber wigeon u don't understand
I drank expired milk and she laughed at me and now I'm dying

I was just thirsty boy I just wanted leche
now I am dying
my stomach is commiting self map jump
oof
Yall ever just procrastinate so hard
You forget one class has a lot of assignments due
And just contemplate why you're like this

hard to be arsed to do college work these days tbh
Discrete Math sucks
Discrete is fun
2+2=5 
Everyone gangsta until you prove poopooheads theory algebraically
Discrete is that algebra shit isnt it
which is just formulas and all
and if you dont put +C you get a zero
TIL old spice body spray makes EXCELLENT cat repellant
2+2=🐟
everybody gangsta till they introduce letters to math in grade 6

though granted i somewhat understand the current topic
differentials are blessed
giving me free good grades
pokkf + japan = weeb

I worship a Japanese loli-god
lol
British 
oh ok that's a new one
i know an oddly high number of half-hispanic half-japanese people
... specifically half brazilian
That's pretty cool
I havent met many japanese people outside of japan
I live in a rich white suburb
darn

Pokk is it true that there are subtitles in japan 
Only sometimes
Hard to see tho
Wait hold on
What happened to google glass? There totally could have been a real time subtitle app
there is
you can use google translate to hold conversations
while google translates either language
Yeah I've been doing that when I absolutely need to
But they're not quite subtitles. The could have incorporated google translate to do it tho
I know that tim I was just making a joke 

@amber wigeon 
@somber anvil 
I dont wanna take my midterm today 
I think I have Thursday off
@full forge 
Can yall help me learn league
@somber anvil 

whyyyyyy
Hi eva
baby greens breaking rules 
lfg team to send a present to eva on her birthday
Eva wants to sleep but is driving to work instead
darn



HELP
What's the most contested role in lol atm?
I would think mid but Im just a baby so my IQ is about as high as cold mac and cheese
I know the roles
No I'm saying that I didnt know the roles
And I responded with the first thing that came up

Maybe Ill be a support main so then my team can fight each other and I can just sit back and watch as they try to pin the blame
clearly its mid
mid players have the biggest ego
no one is safe from the flame
"why is the map so dark?" 
my past 3 hours 
@granite umbra 
lissandra 
useless
utility mages are legit trash
@vital stump the most people want to play mid
like always
sounds like im gonna be a support main until i understand how a jungler rotates


oh


ayaya
ayaya
Wat was the name of the boat i titanic?

nice
Ty
6iq meme

It's a meme that everyone can enjoy and feel smart smh
thats 3 times higher than what most internet users have
ha;lolkjds
nice

Dead chat what’s new
Imagine not playing engie on 2fort
The one of her banning everyone
you'll get like 1 dollar back lugi
nice
And I cba to drive home and back
oof

Almost time to fail my midterm 
du it
imagine not having year long classes lmaoo
maybe you're just bad at bio 👀
Anyone here know why in the world a core fan on a desktop would be speeding up so fast that it wobbles in a freezing cold room
cause it's now making a grinding noise, and it's really startin to piss me off
dust
I cleaned it just now actually
and it's not the first time I've cleaned it for this issue
maybe you shook a ball bearing out of place
would that cause it to speed up at random
no idea
alright well thanks man, didn't think about bearings
sup all
ball bearings in a fan?
When was the war of 1812
might have been 1789 or something
Ty
I heard pat was posting cringe
posting pics of your raid report
Kinda like posting pics of you ulting yourself
? #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk please

strange things happen

Is #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk the place I lfg?
yes
Cool I'll let everyone know
Friendship ended with C45hwjwiejdns now Shinji Gowa is my new best friend
you missed a sodium there eddie
What happened to my homie C45hw
RIP guess he didnt know D2 is on Epic Launcher

Yikes
You can do the funny dance in D2 now
in diablo 2 you mean
"the funny"
"The"
Redacted talk in ghost posting 8)))
memeing
That's a weird way of saying DOOM: Eternal triv
I smell clowns 
Pretty sure it's Chevy's
3 yoinks out of 2
fair trade
Hey sisters




no
Close enough
i dont have my glasses today so i cant see

@gritty rose you are a clown
its a brown ting so i think its brown pepe

brown pepe so rare
🐵
does 4chan even use it

found another brown pepe
clownposting rn

oh look at that
💩
another brown pepe
this is a brown pepe right?
again i dont have my glasses today
not for all 8 eyes mind you
relax frank

Ok, lets just drop it before it goes too far @mild crystal
what
pat my arc nemesis 
remember that asian orange

yikes
Spider 
@gritty rose 
bee 


oh well
🐐


put the gun down bee 
is that what i think
Ok
no that can't be it

it's not @arctic bloom

WOAH
is that a motherfreaking black pepe

heck i meant to say brown
Its chevvy
i like chevvys

@somber anvil we love the bee

Can someone help me with my google its being dumb
download firefox
^
I will now block you
LUL

download bink
@full forge
bing or whatever the name was
@marble fern
You're brain small @digital cove
good
@vale pebble no u
You're 
no u 
@mild crystal you cant download bing 
@marble fern tasso is literally better than you
no?

Wait but triv is better than me 
How
Wdym
@full forge literally how
triv has like 1 braincell playing tv screensaver in his head


Didnt he 3 man crown
the dentist is asking to see me
pokff u know what i cant do
@full forge we do 3 man crown then it's not hard
That is sad
shut up europe





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