💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[arctic bloom]

pepegas = retards

[agile oracle]

t-pose or default dance

[pale sleet]

or

[arctic bloom]

x pose

[mild crystal]

[upbeat river]

Fortnite 4

When

[mild crystal]

No

[arctic bloom]

better question

when is halo MCC

[lethal spoke]

Head

shoulders

Knees and toes

knees and toes

[tame sapphire]

[sinful plaza]

Is Fortnite not a game made only for kids? My 8 year old nephew has been playing it since he was 6

[lethal spoke]

Don't shame me

[normal forge]

eva

You will be banned from Sherpaland soon

I bet

[sinful plaza]

[arctic bloom]

fortnite's artstyle

[storm wraith]

i would ride the shit out of some random ass dude for a mountain top rn frfr ong 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[lethal spoke]

Eva really disappointing calling football soccer

[arctic bloom]

is for children

[tame sapphire]

Futebol

[lethal spoke]

english

[amber wigeon]

english hard

[bold forum]

[lethal spoke]

The mitochondria is the power house of the cell

[arctic bloom]

this server in an utshell

[lethal spoke]

well it is a screenshot

of the server

[bold forum]

go answer your pings

:(

[agile oracle]

i have 326 pings

[lethal spoke]

i got 620

[spice fern]

this server in a nutshell

[lethal spoke]

[agile oracle]

nutshell in a server this

time to play TFT for the first time

im gonna get crushed

[amber wigeon]

darn

i believe in u

[pale sleet]

can't wait till i'm good enough to play this

[bronze plume]

TheDeloyer#6244 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[amber wigeon]

but you're good enough to play it

[pale sleet]

I wish

thank you though

[agile oracle]

just

do it

make

your dreams

come true

[arctic bloom]

j

[amber wigeon]

u can do it

i believe

[arctic bloom]

be realistic

[pale sleet]

you have more faith than I do

[amber wigeon]

take my faith and use it

to do the track

[pale sleet]

im gonna show u what happens if someone like me tries to play it

[bold forum]

honk

[amber wigeon]

go do the honk honk

[spice fern]

.gif honk honk

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/vZJI.gif

[spice fern]

[marble fern]

[past panther]

how often do u guys clean ur kitchen

[spark oracle]

every meal I cook tbh

[red falcon]

I dont clean kitchens

[past panther]

usually I clean mine every morning as part of a wake up routine

[red falcon]

I do, however, do the dishes

[arctic bloom]

i do meth

i wish tho

[past panther]

alright how about preferred noodle thickness for spaghetti

[spark oracle]

cant stand stuff being left messy, so I generally make sure to clean up after whatever I do in the house

[pale sleet]

@amber wigeon

[past panther]

my eyes

[upbeat river]

Any humans in chat

[arctic bloom]

any grim reapers in the chat

[pale sleet]

0110111001101111

[mild crystal]

👌

[amber wigeon]

you tried

that's what matters

[upbeat river]

Stop being so mean

[pale sleet]

is it really

[upbeat river]

That wont get you anywhere

[arctic bloom]

that's an ex grim reaper

[worn olive]

Banana bread

[arctic bloom]

being mean will always get you somewhere

[amber wigeon]

yes, that's really what matters

@mild crystal

[pale sleet]

[arctic bloom]

i can assure you that

[mild crystal]

[arctic bloom]

if you flame your teammates in whatever game you are playing

they are gonna get motivated

[amber wigeon]

darn

at least i got to see that hot pink

twice

[arctic bloom]

there are two types of people

[somber anvil]

@mild crystal

[arctic bloom]

one who do things to spite the others

two who actually get hurt by mean words on the internet

[worn olive]

Number 1 here hi

[upbeat river]

@arctic bloom i do it to grow my pp

[arctic bloom]

flaming = makes you feel alive

[past panther]

why does my pasta stick together

[arctic bloom]

boil water before doing pasta

[quick tartan]

fact: Thorn is the best gun in the game

[arctic bloom]

put pasta in water

[past panther]

but I did

[amber wigeon]

...sigh

[past panther]

thorn is ok

[arctic bloom]

don't put the lid on

[past panther]

i didn't

i salted it too

[arctic bloom]

put some a lil bit of oil

[past panther]

and buttered it after

[arctic bloom]

leave it for 6-7 minutes

[past panther]

ohhh

[arctic bloom]

depending on the pasta type tho

[past panther]

no i did not add oil

thank u sir, it's angel hair

[arctic bloom]

one more thing

[pale sleet]

[upbeat river]

I like water

[arctic bloom]

i like to wash my pasta again

that way you get rid of starch

[pale sleet]

bathe your pasta

[arctic bloom]

or whatever starch there is

[past panther]

i didn't wanna wash mine cause I put pepper in the water

but u right

[upbeat river]

Ill take a bath and then use that water to boil my pasta

[past panther]

what do u think of the new season of rezero

[arctic bloom]

not out yet

[past panther]

ik it hasn't started yet

[arctic bloom]

but im excited

really

[upbeat river]

Weebs

[arctic bloom]

the light novel is arc 6

5 more arcs to go

[past panther]

yeah bro I'm so hype

[arctic bloom]

although i don't wanna read the light navel cuz brain = not gud

[spark oracle]

waiting on my hero s4 to be completed so I can binge the hell out of that

[arctic bloom]

most likely it's gonna take sometime

[upbeat river]

Where r my non weebs at

[pale sleet]

am here

[upbeat river]

Not you

[pale sleet]

[arctic bloom]

caboose you have a weeb pfp

fuck i need toothepaste

[past panther]

i have 4 tubes

idk why

[arctic bloom]

so you don't have to buy

[normal forge]

im scared i have a concert that I didnt put a note in for work to not work tonight and im scared

[arctic bloom]

[spice fern]

.gif "star wars"

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/xaLb.gif

[spice fern]

[normal forge]

stop lego

[spice fern]

stop what

[normal forge]

being Alabaman

[spice fern]

thats offinsive

[normal forge]

hwo

?

[pale sleet]

[normal forge]

@pale sleet wheres KS?

[agile oracle]

so i tried TFT

finished 3rd in first round

[past panther]

no

[arctic bloom]

it's trash

[agile oracle]

played like an idiot

[past panther]

don't ever play tft

[agile oracle]

success

wdym

it's fun

i liked it

[past panther]

it's 4 plebs

jk i just don't enjoy it

[agile oracle]

i legit had no useful combinations whatsoever

like no races or abilities

had an infinity edge on a garen that basically carried me through early game

and then i started getting stomped

[pale sleet]

@normal forge

[normal forge]

.gif "kneesocks"

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/36Vd.gif

[pale sleet]

darn

[arctic bloom]

can we just ban the word darn

[pale sleet]

drat

[upbeat river]

darn

[arctic bloom]

and instead say damn

darn is PG13

[pale sleet]

drat

[upbeat river]

Im 14

[agile oracle]

im 5

[arctic bloom]

yikes

[pale sleet]

I am loli please do not swear sir

[arctic bloom]

you aren't trolling are you

[amber wigeon]

@arctic bloom darn you

[agile oracle]

loli you say

[arctic bloom]

damn you *

[normal forge]

my age is gonna suprise u

im 12 1/2

[pale sleet]

dont u peepolog me

[amber wigeon]

drat you

[agile oracle]

that's believable

[past panther]

tfw a girl asks ur pp size and removes u

[pale sleet]

dang

[amber wigeon]

@arctic bloom dang you

[normal forge]

@past panther I have a 99,999 MM Peter

[agile oracle]

imagine asking someone their pp size

just see it in person

[spiral meadow]

blue chat time

[silk crag]

lol

[pale sleet]

wiz has the right wholesome idea

[agile oracle]

pink gang pink gang

[upbeat river]

@arctic bloom no im 14

Legit

[spiral meadow]

pink are loosers

[arctic bloom]

so you are 14

[past panther]

14 wtf

[amber wigeon]

no cursing

[spiral meadow]

also i cant tell if caboose is sserious or not tbh

[arctic bloom]

can't believe

[amber wigeon]

christian server

[past panther]

damn i remember when I was 14

[upbeat river]

Yes rightnow

[amber wigeon]

i dont like to remember when i was 14

[pale sleet]

last year was long huh?

[agile oracle]

dude

[arctic bloom]

alright caboose so you are 14

[amber wigeon]

yes

[agile oracle]

when i was 14 i was in hyper weeb phase

[upbeat river]

Ill be 15 next year

[agile oracle]

never again

[arctic bloom]

wiz is 20+

[upbeat river]

2005

[arctic bloom]

alright caboose

[upbeat river]

Gang gang

[spiral meadow]

im 95% sure caboose is joking but i cant tell for sure

[past panther]

i was edgy when I was 14

[normal forge]

@upbeat river nerd im 40 y/o

[spiral meadow]

that one doesnt suprise me

[agile oracle]

shut up boomer

[past panther]

bodied

[upbeat river]

Why would i joke

[spiral meadow]

idk

[upbeat river]

Anything wrong with being 14

[normal forge]

yes

[spiral meadow]

no but theres a lot wrong with being named caboose

[agile oracle]

man i wanted to study today but instead i spent 5 hours playing league

[normal forge]

ur not old enought to play D2

[agile oracle]

[worn olive]

Illegal

[arctic bloom]

it just efels weird

[upbeat river]

I know what caboose means

[normal forge]

.gif "caboose"

[arctic bloom]

you know how old i am

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/72ED.gif

[pale sleet]

you're yes years old

[past panther]

@agile oracle i studied today and the info I studied wasn't even on my weekly assessment bro

[upbeat river]

Because that is not what caboose means

[arctic bloom]

exactly streak

[past panther]

he had an entire pdf seperate that u also had to study

[worn olive]

9

[upbeat river]

So yeah

[arctic bloom]

almost

im 7 years old

okay can i be 7 years old again

[past panther]

900 is legal loli status

[upbeat river]

Lets be 14 yro together

Bro :D

[arctic bloom]

nah thank you

from 11-15

[normal forge]

Id get with a Young LOLI

Pref Dragon

[arctic bloom]

is the darkest time

[past panther]

truth

[normal forge]

.gif Loli

[arctic bloom]

no way havok is 12.5

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/SCQv.gif

[normal forge]

@arctic bloom im 16

[arctic bloom]

i can't even remember what my 16th year was like

[agile oracle]

ravioli ravioli do not
lewd the dragon loli

[past panther]

i was 16 when my first gf messed me up good for a year or two

[worn olive]

Do lewd the moth loli

[pale sleet]

[normal forge]

@agile oracle ur a fucking nerd

[bold forum]

16 gang

[pale sleet]

also eromanga sensei gif

[arctic bloom]

streak you are 19

[normal forge]

bruh moment

[arctic bloom]

close but n o c i g a r

[pale sleet]

I unironically like the ending song

what age do you want me to be

[past panther]

69

[arctic bloom]

i can't decice

[amber wigeon]

clowns

[arctic bloom]

decide

[agile oracle]

don't lewd any kind of loli

lolis are bad

[pale sleet]

[agile oracle]

[pale sleet]

I'm not bad

am good

[worn olive]

Lolis are inherently lewd

[agile oracle]

yes u are

[arctic bloom]

alright so around 20

that's probably

[normal forge]

I love lolis

[pale sleet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/576968549814501386/617958297546260490/3A61haL.gif

[agile oracle]

@worn olive do i need to get chris hansen in here

[normal forge]

.gif "chainsaw loli"

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/sFyb.gif

[worn olive]

I'm not saying I'm into lolis

I'm just stating a fact

[amber wigeon]

bruh

[arctic bloom]

it's true that a 900 year old loli would be legal

[spice fern]

https://tenor.com/view/boots-shoes-reno911-showing-off-funny-gif-4452234

[arctic bloom]

that if you are fucking insane

[past panther]

tfw we've been talking about lolis for over 5 min

[agile oracle]

[worn olive]

All lolis no matter how old are illegal

[agile oracle]

[worn olive]

You should stay away from them

[arctic bloom]

nah

[worn olive]

It's unsafe

[arctic bloom]

you should kill them

[normal forge]

Lolis are sexy asf

[pale sleet]

it's time to stop

[arctic bloom]

it's time to slice some lolis in half

[worn olive]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/576968549814501386/617958297546260490/3A61haL.gif

[amber wigeon]

why y'all so pepega

[silk crag]

this is getting out of hand

[normal forge]

LOLILILILOLILILOL

[arctic bloom]

pepega = retard

[worn olive]

What's the American pool-lice number again?

Call them

[amber wigeon]

@ mods pls help

[agile oracle]

y'all gon go to jail

[pale sleet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/576968549814501386/626902830334214157/image0-66.jpg

[arctic bloom]

i actually need to take some meds for this fucking headache

[worn olive]

Bruh

[arctic bloom]

godspeed fam

[amber wigeon]

kawaii

ghost go rest

[worn olive]

This makes me wanna take a shit

[arctic bloom]

probably

[worn olive]

Ngl

[arctic bloom]

i need to rest myself

or else i will go mentally insane

[past panther]

take a chill pill

[amber wigeon]

ur already insane

[worn olive]

Take a chill penis

[amber wigeon]

cant be physically insane btw

fyi

[spice fern]

https://tenor.com/view/no-jail-no-jail-gif-13742431

[arctic bloom]

uh you are not wrong

[pale sleet]

there's this real cute biki pic I might have to change to

[spice fern]

@normal forge

do it

[amber wigeon]

change

du it

but

blondes

hmmmmm

[arctic bloom]

i agree with that sentiment

[amber wigeon]

nah keep your current one

[worn olive]

Weebs everywhere

[arctic bloom]

i don't have a current one

[worn olive]

Aaá

[amber wigeon]

not telling you you thot

[agile oracle]

blondes

[amber wigeon]

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU GHOST GOSH DARN IT

[arctic bloom]

wat

[silk crag]

Using anime profile pics lol

[arctic bloom]

https://tenor.com/I3dL.gif

[worn olive]

I'm in the middle of criminal Law class, can we go back to talking about lolis please?

[amber wigeon]

ghost go sleep

[arctic bloom]

in 15 minutes chief

[pale sleet]

it's been done

[arctic bloom]

you are probably getting tired of my shit

[spice fern]

https://tenor.com/view/swat-911-anime-police-gif-11022685

[amber wigeon]

nah

u tired

u need sleep

[arctic bloom]

is that symphogear

[amber wigeon]

u re always shit so i cant ever get tired of you

: d

[arctic bloom]

20 minutes and i will yeet myself to the bed

[amber wigeon]

hmm

[pale sleet]

my old pic was also symphogear, but yes this is too

[arctic bloom]

my feelings can't be hurt

because i have no feelings

[amber wigeon]

she has kinda yellow hair

i approve

[worn olive]

Edgy

[arctic bloom]

although slice of life anime makes me depressed

[pale sleet]

[arctic bloom]

so i may have feelings

[amber wigeon]

ghost

watch

Sakurasou

[silk crag]

Anime existing makes me depressed

[amber wigeon]

its such a great slice of life

[amber wigeon]

you'll love it

[arctic bloom]

alright

[pale sleet]

I see that watermark

[spiral meadow]

oof wiz is hella gay

[silk crag]

Miyazaki was right anime was a mistake

[amber wigeon]

yes i am

[normal forge]

@pale sleet

[past panther]

trap is an anime mfw

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-pom-weeb-cheer-gif-14967084

[arctic bloom]

you are assuming that gay is a bad word

[amber wigeon]

indeed

[agile oracle]

imagine yoinking a meme that was used on you

[amber wigeon]

[pale sleet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/508135089654333460.gif?v=1

[normal forge]

@agile oracle shut the fuck up

[silk crag]

Lol

[agile oracle]

[amber wigeon]

is havok being a pepega again

[worn olive]

What is going on here

[agile oracle]

wdym again

it never stops

[amber wigeon]

ur not wrong

[arctic bloom]

the fun never stops

[agile oracle]

[silk crag]

Indeed

[pale sleet]

[bold forum]

uwu

[past panther]

owo

[bold forum]

owo

[amber wigeon]

streak your pfp is weird idk why

there's an overwhelming of face and not enough hair

hmm

[bold forum]

10head

[amber wigeon]

kimmy bed

[fading radish]

uwu

[worn olive]

[arctic bloom]

minecraft bed

[pale sleet]

the original pic doesn't show her entire head and discord crops it even more

[silk crag]

Rip

[bold forum]

its 1 pm

[quartz mauve]

wack

[pale sleet]

2pm

[worn olive]

It's 4 pm

[arctic bloom]

weird fam

[worn olive]

Get it right

[amber wigeon]

doesnt matter

[bold forum]

wack

[amber wigeon]

still get in my bed

its 11 pm

[worn olive]

Bruh

[spiral meadow]

wack

[worn olive]

y u in the future?

[pale sleet]

ok I come

[arctic bloom]

shit havok

at least put some effort into removing the edited tag

woulda been 10x better

[bold forum]

w-what if we.. m-moved to the s-same timezone.. KIDDING.. ..unless... .. .. ??? 😈

[pale sleet]

[worn olive]

[silk crag]

Its 2:50 here

In hell

[spiral meadow]

texas isnt that bad

[silk crag]

Texas fam

[worn olive]

Here in Brazil we call that a "caralho meu que merda é essa?" moment.

[modest wren]

Tennesse gang

[arctic bloom]

there is something about symphgear

[silk crag]

Florida is another hour ahead

[spiral meadow]

thats what i said

4head

[arctic bloom]

that makes it very uncomfortable to watch

[silk crag]

Nice edit fam

[normal forge]

@arctic bloom do u like lolis

[arctic bloom]

nah

don't dm me with that shit havok

[silk crag]

Straight to jail

[arctic bloom]

i ain't trolling bud

[worn olive]

Good person

[arctic bloom]

look i maybe a professional troller

[modest wren]

FBI OPEN UP

[pale sleet]

ghost stop, I haven't eaten yet and I want to before watching more biki

[arctic bloom]

but there are limits

see eva is typing

you don goofed havok

biki?

[amber wigeon]

someone bout to get the donk

[tame sapphire]

@worn olive só parei pra te mandar catar coquinho na descida por me fazer bugar o cérebro com portugues/inglês do nada ok valeu

[normal forge]

bruh

[arctic bloom]

[normal forge]

English only chat

Son

[silk crag]

Looks Portuguese to me

[amber wigeon]

das portuguese

[normal forge]

English only chat Please! @tame sapphire

[silk crag]

I can speak Spanish and English that's about it lol

[tame sapphire]

@normal forge your opinion is very important to me

[amber wigeon]

I can kinda understand French

English is my 2nd language

But that's about it

[arctic bloom]

i can't understand anything

[normal forge]

whats your opinion on our relationship going forward @tame sapphire

[amber wigeon]

hi Eva

[tame sapphire]

Please never think I ignore it and forget about it 2s after you say it

[somber anvil]

Eva que portugûes é esse

[silk crag]

I used to know Flemish ok

[tame sapphire]

Hi Wiz hi Bee

[pale sleet]

I am ok with a lot of languages but Japanese is the only one other than english I could attempt having a conversation in

[agile oracle]

weebspeak

[somber anvil]

Não entendi nada

[amber wigeon]

u still have to teach me moon runes

smh

[silk crag]

I dated a guy in Belgium a few years back is why

[pale sleet]

Moonrunes for all

[tame sapphire]

É expressao, Bee, escolhida a dedo pra não fazer muito sentido com Google tradutor

[silk crag]

So I studied it a bit

[somber anvil]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[tame sapphire]

Mas a gente usa aqui

Então brasileiro entende

[amber wigeon]

I see Google there and I'm assuming translator

[somber anvil]

[tame sapphire]

How is your accent, Wiz?

[normal forge]

my accent

[pale sleet]

thicc

[normal forge]

is americ a

[amber wigeon]

I have a pronounced accent compared to my regular voice when I speak English

[silk crag]

My spanish accent sucks lol

[amber wigeon]

You can tell its there, that's for sure

[silk crag]

I need way more practice

[tame sapphire]

I met two kind of people from your country. They either had a super bad accent and it's hard to understand at first, or they had almost no accent

[amber wigeon]

I'd probably fall into the latter category.

[tame sapphire]

Luckily I was around a lot of them so got used to it

[amber wigeon]

We're everywhere lmao

[tame sapphire]

Not a lot in my country

[amber wigeon]

But yeah, my accent isnt too bad tbh

[tame sapphire]

In Seattle is where I met more

[arctic bloom]

my accent is bad

[amber wigeon]

Well, tourist appeal matters a lot

[arctic bloom]

then again my main language is bad

i don't know

[tame sapphire]

Uh

Not really lol

I met people studying or working there

Back to work I go! Bai

[amber wigeon]

Well, most people tend to aim for the US or the UK when thinking about studying abroad

Bai

[somber anvil]

bai

[amber wigeon]

Idk, I where ur from just isnt high on the list

lmao

[arctic bloom]

most people with money

GOD I NEED MONEY

[agile oracle]

[arctic bloom]

more money

[agile oracle]

disrespect females acquire currency

[amber wigeon]

[pale sleet]

[arctic bloom]

a professional way is to not invest into a relationship

isolate yourself

be a selfish cunt

[pale sleet]

i'll whack you

[agile oracle]

whack me harder

[amber wigeon]

ghost stop being negative its your headache talking

go sleep

[arctic bloom]

i have my own vile wishes

[agile oracle]

[amber wigeon]

owo

[pale sleet]

[arctic bloom]

10 more minutes im trying to finish this stupid daily

[amber wigeon]

i swear if you dont sleep in 10 mins

[arctic bloom]

can't skip le cutscenes XD

[amber wigeon]

[arctic bloom]

i need netflix so i can watch el camino

if someone doesn't tell me no shit sherlock

im gonna be disappointed

[pale sleet]

[amber wigeon]

ghost

[vital stump]

https://tenor.com/view/chika-fujiwara-dancing-dance-love-gif-13410604

[arctic bloom]

yes boss

[amber wigeon]

ur a nerd

thought you'd like to know

[green storm]

weeb*

[arctic bloom]

i never knew that

thanks chief

[vital stump]

Time to swing the old ban hammer

[amber wigeon]

ur welcome

[arctic bloom]

luigi you can't swing that

[candid karma]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/469636493015777280/613995371164598282/tenor-17.gif

[amber wigeon]

u cant swing that hammer

smh

[vital stump]

My dad works for microsoft

Ill have him delete your account

[agile oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/chika-dance-chika-vibe-gif-13841279

[candid karma]

https://tenor.com/view/chika-happy-spin-gif-14832460

[amber wigeon]

imagine microsoft owning discord

[vital stump]

Im calling him right now

Youre gonna regret being a poopy

[amber wigeon]

imma call Eva, aight?

she loves bullying baby greens

[vital stump]

ban ban ban

[candid karma]

right click -> ban

[amber mauve]

all this chikaposting

and season 2 ain't even out yet

[worn olive]

@tame sapphire BRUH

[lethal spoke]

you guys wanna have a build battle

[amber mauve]

oh hey an abby avatar

[arctic bloom]

@agile oracle bruh

[silk crag]

Kaguya sama was good it's the first anime I've watched in like a year or two

[lethal spoke]

sick 90's dude

[silk crag]

Gf made me watch it lol

[worn olive]

@tame sapphire ademiro BR por aqui? Credo que delícia.

[lethal spoke]

oi english only here

[arctic bloom]

https://tenor.com/baxu6.gif

[amber mauve]

the manga is in some wholesome ass points right now

[amber wigeon]

eva's working

soooo

useless pings

[amber mauve]

not sure if season 2 will hit those points

but we'll see

[amber wigeon]

oh wait nvm she's back

it better

[candid karma]

hmm

ok

very cool bot

[bronze plume]

Invite your friends!
https://discord.gg/d2pclfg

Check out our Borderlands 3 LFG Server!
https://discord.gg/ssdF6Uf

Official Destiny 2 Discord Server:
https://discord.gg/kzGmFuJ

[lethal spoke]

nice try

[arctic bloom]

you know what time it is wiz

[silk crag]

Machikado mazoku was amazing

Loved that show

[arctic bloom]

it is time to install dota 2 and play it after work tomorrow

[worn olive]

English is ghey sorry

[arctic bloom]

[tame sapphire]

No pings while Eva is trying to work cause that gives Eva an excuse to procrastinate more!!!!

[lethal spoke]

dota 2 is dog shite

[silk crag]

Dota 2 is pain

I'm so out of the meta

[lethal spoke]

[arctic bloom]

the fuck did you just say

[worn olive]

Eva marry me

[vital stump]

Im gone for 10 seconds and you all start acting up

[lethal spoke]

Dota 2 is garbage

[candid karma]

@tame sapphire hi evaa

[tame sapphire]

Are you rich?

Hiiii train

[arctic bloom]

alright you are deathmarked

[silk crag]

I wish

[worn olive]

We would have beautiful Brazilian children

[amber mauve]

eva a golddigger?

[arctic bloom]

im rich in stupidity eva

does that count

[tame sapphire]

But

[lethal spoke]

[tame sapphire]

Are you rich?

[worn olive]

I wouldn't say riiich, but I'm not broke

[arctic bloom]

in stupidity yes

[tame sapphire]

@arctic bloom that is the most common thing here sorry

[arctic bloom]

in negativity yes

in money no

[worn olive]

I'm definitely not rich in health let's gooo

[lethal spoke]

Im well off

[amber wigeon]

@arctic bloom dont do it

[tame sapphire]

You need to be richer than me

[silk crag]

I'm broke so that's fun

[amber mauve]

define rich

[vital stump]

I have a 2080

[amber mauve]

ok well define richer than you

[vital stump]

Lets get married

[lethal spoke]

define richer than you

[tame sapphire]

And I'm a lawyer

[amber wigeon]

[lethal spoke]

i got 25 dollars in my bank account

[amber wigeon]

my dad's a lawyer

[tame sapphire]

Jk I'm a broke lawyer I'm not rich at all help

[vital stump]

I had perkins for breakfast

[modest wren]

i have 5 dollars in my account

[amber wigeon]

so is my brother

[lethal spoke]

wiz do you wear preppy shorts

[amber wigeon]

so is my grandfather

[lethal spoke]

and loafers

[amber mauve]

i'm sure even a lawyer makes more than a magazine editor

[worn olive]

Eva im in law school!!!!!

[tame sapphire]

My account is actually -13 right now

[amber wigeon]

why'd my family business have to be law

i dont wear shorts

i hate shorts

[silk crag]

I used to be a mechanic for a long time

[vital stump]

My cousin that Im dating is a millionare

[tame sapphire]

Where?

[lethal spoke]

lugi

what

[silk crag]

But I got sick of wrenching all the time

[modest wren]

pause

[vital stump]

Oh crap

[lethal spoke]

What are you doing cousin

[vital stump]

I forgot this is an international server

[tame sapphire]

Darn I gotta go bai

[worn olive]

Wrench me daddy

[vital stump]

Bye eva

[worn olive]

EVA NOOOO

[candid karma]

bye eva

[arctic bloom]

just say ban 3 times

[vital stump]

ban ban ban

[worn olive]

Ban 3 times

Did I do it right?

[lethal spoke]

add me on epic guys lets have a build battle

[candid karma]

rumour is if you go into a bathroom turn off the lights and say ban 3 times eva will appear with a hammer

[vital stump]

nah

[lunar radish]

You didn't

[lethal spoke]

We like fortnite

[candid karma]

@lunar radish

[vital stump]

eva with appear

[lethal spoke]

[worn olive]

Bruh

Get that forknife bs outta heeeere

[vital stump]

Getting close to the 24 hour mark

My body hates me

[lunar radish]

[silk crag]

Sleep is for the weak

[vital stump]

I love sleep

[lethal spoke]

@worn olive lol your 90's must be trash

[lunar radish]

You should get some rest Fair

[lethal spoke]

get better kid

[worn olive]

My what now?

[silk crag]

I woke up at noon today I'm good on sleep

[lethal spoke]

what a loser doesnt even know how to build

[vital stump]

oooo ow bone hurting juice

[lethal spoke]

[worn olive]

dick hurting juice

[vital stump]

Anyone wanna hold hands and watch anime?

[opaque grail]

Dibs

[modest wren]

only if you say no homo

[worn olive]

Lost me on anime

[lethal spoke]

even*

[arctic bloom]

i can't even play LoL

what is this shit man

[lethal spoke]

wrong chat

[vital stump]

lol

[arctic bloom]

i wanna get it to work before sleeping

[silk crag]

Lol is bad

Dota 2 is slightly better

But still bad

[worn olive]

Smite is the way to go

[silk crag]

Isn't smite a ded game

[lethal spoke]

yup

only losers play it

[worn olive]

Just like D2

ded gaem

[vital stump]

Eva

[silk crag]

Well diablo 2 is pretty old

[vital stump]

There's someone being stupid here

[lethal spoke]

u looking to get banned

shitter

[worn olive]

what did I do?

[lethal spoke]

[spark oracle]

Diablo 2 still has people playing, unsurprisingly, was a p legit game

[arctic bloom]

lol toe

[lethal spoke]

Exist

[worn olive]

Just spat hard fakts

[vital stump]

Sora has ignored me the last 2 days..
Not getting away with it today tho

[lethal spoke]

[vital stump]

Gotta be vigilant

[worn olive]

fart

[past panther]

league promos are impossible

[arctic bloom]

that's why you FLAME

[bold forum]

🤠

[arctic bloom]

https://tenor.com/vjWR.gif

[worn olive]

Xablau

[lethal spoke]

The furry is here

[amber wigeon]

ur clowns

[bold forum]

ok

[past panther]

i wish i was a furry

[worn olive]

Toes are dirty

Nasty

[lethal spoke]

ur clowns

[amber wigeon]

time for instant noodles cause i was a pepega that had a nap and forgot to go buy actual food today

[lethal spoke]

My clowns

CLOWNS ASSEMBLE

[worn olive]

Naw

[lethal spoke]

some people wash their toes unlike you

[bold forum]

if you wanna be one just say you are one, thats all it takes honestly

[lethal spoke]

dirty

[bold forum]

[worn olive]

Doesn't matter

[lethal spoke]

dont you gotta choose what you are

[worn olive]

They still filthy

[lethal spoke]

kimmy

Wash your toes dirty

[silk crag]

I'm just an alcoholic

[lethal spoke]

[past panther]

same

[lethal spoke]

lame

Kimmy dont you have to choose what you are to be a furry

Like how batman choose he was a bat

[bold forum]

ok

[lethal spoke]

Do you?

[opaque grail]

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

[lethal spoke]

Thats so hot

I sexually identify as a slender foot

[bold forum]

ill answer questions if your legit curious but i dont have the brain cells to deal with pepegary

[silk crag]

What an original joke

[lethal spoke]

Nice manicured foot

It was a legit question

[amber wigeon]

B-Birb can I touch your roters

@opaque grail

[lethal spoke]

i just mask curiosity with

But batman is a furry if you think about it

[worn olive]

I make Toe's previous question as my own

[bold forum]

You can choose whatever you wanna be, could even be a made up race or anything you want

[opaque grail]

B..b...baka how could you ask something so LEWD

[worn olive]

Am curious

[arctic bloom]

man this toe guy is making me uncomfortable

this birb guy is also making me uncomfortable

[bold forum]

[lethal spoke]

make up race

[bold forum]

they do that

[opaque grail]

I have that effect on people.

[worn olive]

[arctic bloom]

it be like that sometimes

alright

[lethal spoke]

Gimme an example of a made up race

[arctic bloom]

https://tenor.com/R3fM.gif
immaheadoff

[lethal spoke]

Ghost please dont shame us

[bold forum]

well

[arctic bloom]

shame

[bold forum]

there are made up races that are popular in public

[worn olive]

Kimmy do you have one of those costumes?

[arctic bloom]

alright bud you got 5 minutes to explain to me

[bold forum]

No

[lethal spoke]

Take that back

[worn olive]

Or like, do you feel like getting one sometime?

[arctic bloom]

what the fuck are you talking about pinky boi

[bold forum]

Honestly im not a big fan of the suits

and those shits cost like thousands of dollars

[worn olive]

And what's your race?

[vital stump]

Imagine how hot youd get wearing one of those

[lethal spoke]

So you're still a normal functioning member of society

thats cool

[bold forum]

Yeah lol

yes

its a hobby not my entire life lmao

[worn olive]

Unlike toe sucker over here

[somber anvil]

!mod

[lethal spoke]

You just mad no one wants to suck ur toes

[somber anvil]

!modapply

[lethal spoke]

[somber anvil]

[bronze plume]

Glad to see you are interested in becoming a moderator! You can apply here: https://tinyurl.com/d2pclfgmodapp

[bold forum]

[worn olive]

[arctic bloom]

alright let me apply

not that it would matter

[opaque grail]

Oh wow you wanna be a mod Bee?

[lethal spoke]

You guys still looking for more mods

Ghost mod

[vital stump]

Please no

[lethal spoke]

[worn olive]

Kimmy what's your race?

[vital stump]

Human

[arctic bloom]

as long as you don't meet the other mods in chat

or voice chat

im good

[vital stump]

Your training is in VC

[bold forum]

Kitty/wolf hybrid

[modest wren]

imagine making up races

[arctic bloom]

you aren't kidding

[modest wren]

[worn olive]

Do you role-play and stuff?

[lethal spoke]

No shaming

[vital stump]

Every day Welf send a voice message saying how much he loves us

Jk I wish he did

[bold forum]

Sometimes

[vital stump]

WELF PLEASE

[arctic bloom]

nah but you aren't in VC to discuss stuff with mods

[worn olive]

Cool

[arctic bloom]

alright imma apply

[worn olive]

Also bruh the form still asks for bnet ID

[arctic bloom]

although i forgot my battlenet ID

oh shit

[vital stump]

ghost mod ghost mod

[lethal spoke]

Role playing kimmy just upgraded to a tier 2 furry

congratulations

[amber mauve]

what do you need to be a mod

[bold forum]

[arctic bloom]

the chances of me getting mod

is really SLIM

[lethal spoke]

chances of me getting mod

are non existant

[vital stump]

Theres 4 of us baby greens so yeah

[lethal spoke]

[bold forum]

i still kinda wanna apply but i also dont wanna have to deal with the pegas in gen chat

[lethal spoke]

Dude id love to ban people

[somber anvil]

Too many chat mods online

[lethal spoke]

like fuck me with all that power

[vital stump]

Ive been online for almost 24 hours

[arctic bloom]

fuck

how do i get my battlenet id

i forgot which mail

[lethal spoke]

open battlenet

click drop down

blizzard client

[amber wigeon]

ghost fucking sleep

[bold forum]

having bnet installed

[arctic bloom]

im trying to install LoL

[vital stump]

ban ban ban

[lethal spoke]

You dont have any blizzard game besides redacted

[amber wigeon]

install dota

fuck lol

[amber mauve]

oh jeez, you guys have tests in this application lmao...

[lethal spoke]

[vital stump]

Math test

[bold forum]

blizzard games

[arctic bloom]

how big is dota 2 tho

[amber wigeon]

ur gonna moderate 200k people

of course there's gonna be tests

[worn olive]

Bruh why do we have to put the bnet ID

[amber wigeon]

20gb

cause its an old app form and its a scam obviously

[vital stump]

Fun fact about being a mod

[amber wigeon]

mfw i submitted in July and still nothing

[vital stump]

Eva will C L A P you

[spark oracle]

lol

[worn olive]

I would love that

[vital stump]

She's watching👀

[spark oracle]

she's really nice

[vital stump]

Right now

[amber wigeon]

she's working

[vital stump]

She's looking at this channel as we speak

Waiting for someone to slip up

[bold forum]

[amber wigeon]

also yes, she's really nice

[vital stump]

So she can swing the ban hammer

[amber wigeon]

you have a bad impression

[pale sleet]

[vital stump]

Wiz mate

[bold forum]

im gonna say the D word

[vital stump]

It's a joke friend

[candid karma]

lugi

mate

shut

the

[pale sleet]

darnit

[amber wigeon]

[spark oracle]

get derailed @candid karma

[amber wigeon]

@vital stump ur a joke ha ha gottem

[vital stump]

Wiz doesnt like me this is how this usually plays out

[amber wigeon]

u've done nothing to endear yourself

[candid karma]

@spark oracle who

[amber wigeon]

so why would i

[spark oracle]

@candid karma u ❤

[amber wigeon]

you joined 2 months ago and were basically a nobody till your training for mod started

[spark oracle]

nah jk, thought it'd be edgy and funny to say

[amber wigeon]

so yeah, idk you and have no reason to like/dislike you

[candid karma]

wasnt funny didnt laugh

[vital stump]

Wow yikes

[amber wigeon]

hard facts

[spark oracle]

🤷

I'm no comedian