#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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clownfish
my homeslice
@amber wigeon
are excellent at telling jokes
Mods
@somber anvil
i hate bees
dear lord
but i like their honey
Holy

wasps can go die tho
actually wasps have an effect on the ecosystem?
they kill other bad shit
fuck wasps and hornets tbh
and other animals eat them
mosquitos can go die tho
I've seen a video of someone removing a hornets' nest with a plastic bag
I'll remove u with a plastic bag
I remember reading an article of someone trying to remove wasps from his yard by burning them out, almost started a wildfire and he got fined for it
it was a wasp nest my bad equally as bad though
I remove a small wasps nest inside a plastic bag and crush it with my hands, completely destroying it in seconds.
@somber anvil If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it's asleep, put it in your mouth, but don't eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.


big brain time
real be?
yea
real big

top 500 represent
sunny vs twofish
sorry but ive already placed my minecraft bed next to adriel
yoinka dooskee

nanda kore wa wiz
I don't even know what I did I'm barely in this server
so now that Modern Warfare beta is over and Shadowkeep is not till next tuesday, what game should I play till then?
uninstall redacted simulator
sleep
everyone go to sleep you need a nap
11pm u cant stop me from playing tft and watching my animeme
wait sunny
1am, fuck sleep
you browse r animememes?
Can a pinker paste every link from YouTube's trending list here in discord so I can watch everything here at work? ty

so what's animeme
alright
Oh god this assignment is torture

thots and prayers you mean

how many 02 emojis do ya have bruv
bee 


gib 2b server thanks 

Gears 5 / bl3
Gear 5 like the campaign?
and mp
runescape

Hmm, regular Gears or Ultimate Edition?
i like mine oiled wiz
you know ive never played runescape
h
you know what i like oiled?
oil?
oven pans
them cheeks?
Oh.
oh
can't have stickage
Are you a KKona
Raine the pan man
@amber wigeon i found a weeb in Congress
nice
nice
👌
theres a weeb in Congress?
yes
interesting
Andrew Yang plays Starcraft 2
yesn't
pasta la vista baby
@marble fern @marble fern mommy
@mild crystal suicide memes out please
nerd

any clowns
are you a clwon caboose
true
Clown posting 

wheres the full ap sylas
^
that can bring you down to 30-40% with eweq combo
you're cyber bullying the akali
@scarlet citrus your role color makes me vomit
she banned my kata
only bots have it on F
f stands for flash you ape

exactly.
i put my flash on v
wait we cant cuss here can we?
kappa
d stands for only dummies put flash on D
D stands for Dumdums put flash on F, lol
play a game that costs $
wowe im back in plastic 2
i guess this time i shouldnt go int like 80 games and get banned
L
L
@scarlet citrus Bet

would u look at that
imagine thinking that inting gets you banned
Ocean Switch back to the OG Yoshi PFP Plz @scarlet citrus

wtf
you know how it shows you example games when u get banend?
it showed me like 80 games
was more than that
but yeah np riot
was that legit inting?
oh
@native lake
yo guys how good are the bl3 graphics

im considering buying it because its borderlands but haha epic games store
imagine having less than 499 skins
pf only 179
I only own 4
@native lake are you ashamed
of what
Being a disgusting league player
Nope
maybe this game is not my type , too difficult to play raid .
what game
destiny 2
You cant talk about that here
this i sghostposting
Maybe go to #💬destiny-chat and complain about redacted there
and raids are piss easy
Not here
honor level 5?
ok so
give me
Imagine playing L
L
a second ok?
ghostposting isn't a place to talk ... bad thing ?

after i got banned once
yes
i got to honor level 5 again
@honest forge ghostposting is for everything not destiny related
i stopped taking league seriously 2 years ago
same
oh . . sorry then
thats why i got banned

I didn't know people still played league

there are millions
how do i
lmao wtf
millions of people who play a shit game hahha
League is still like one of the most popular MOBAs
i threw that game because i didnt like my support
League is garbo
°=°
"im shit at this game, so the game must be shit" -every shit video gamer



i played ivern because someone picked a bad champ in champ select
league is piss easy
Yea but league is shit even if you good at it
Yeah
nah
i started trolling because someone made a misplay
depends on what you play
What you gonna get out of it
internet points
what do you get out of anything in life
Its pea brain gaming vs doto
Its fun to play mid and monkey

Why play league when Smite exists???
thing is
@native lake lots of
in here
about as strong as a piece of paper

I mean I carry every game as Morde and ASol so
i wanna play dotka 2 again tbh
the thing about league is
toxic
Plat 4 btw
man up caboose
i'll get you banned rq
and flame the ever living shit out of them
👏
i dont afk
that's the EUW west

thts all
you can't spell flame without EUW
bruh momentum
NA is a 4fun region
you cant spell "play for fun" without NA
true facts
NA is the "playforfun" region
haha time to first time a champ right?
ranked is the perfect place for that
NA is filled with garbage trash tier players with ego bigger than their pea sized brains 
4fun4
btw
"oh i died twice in lane? time to afk or run it down because its my smurf"
literally NA
NA legit only has like 6 good players
Rather be EU and toxic
5 of them come from 1 team
than NA and bad at the game
If someone first times a champ in my game I'm running it down @upbeat river
i dont run it down
i just softint games
thats why i fly from dia to plat to dia to plat
Soft inting is for clowns
Final fantasy xiv 
if someone actually gets hurt by words from a stranger online
i can literally softint endless amounts of games
without getting banned
what about it bee, im having tons of fun
because i didnt flame
the punishment system is super bad
kimmy got me into it 
like you triv
i played zyra jungle in that game btw
zyra in the support role
in champ select my words were
imagine being forced to do hundreds of quests before getting to heavensward content
big brain time
@marble fern deluxe or regular for Gears 5?
twitch 
darn
twitch is basically the signature champion of toxicity
maybe i associate twitch with rat IRL and l9s
idk
nah
i just watch rat irl because i think his highlights r funny
not because of his actual skills
that reminds me of the days when i watched imaqtpie
i was an adc main when i first started anyways
nah
i used to main vayne
was fun
before they started releasing every champ with 30 dashes
dead chat
like me inside

Ok riddle me this
Should I make little calzones for dinner?
or just cop out and make little pizzas instead
Why not one large calzone or pizza?
or cop out even further and just make pasta like some noodley bitch
Because I have these pita bread circles and I should probably use them
Pita pizza 

and it takes like 15 minutes total to make

Sounds like you already know what you want 
but pizza or calzone
Pizza
I think just makin' a pizza would be faster
Thank you W(eeb)iz
debatable but ok
I'm still mad about pita pizza I can't think straight
That it exists

throw some of that mozzarella good good on there
spice to taste
maybe some meet if you're feeling it
throw the mf in the oven for 10 minutes at 200 C and you're all set
Its 9 am rn for her

Go with the first one
Google is your friend
Just ping her lmaoooo
Time for ||redacted||
IB?
EXCUSE ME NO DESTINY CHAT IN GHOSTPOSTING

For you, yes
Sucks to be you my dood
@arctic bloom gon go to one eye lady for some flags, gimme a min
sure

noice trap
aight 2 mini pizzas and a calzone in the oven


not bad
What am I looking for tasso
DOES ANYONE ELSE AGREE @north saddle ACTS UP ALOT
🤔 🤠
Reason: Duplicated text


Bruh
@north saddle 
oof

Justinian nice doggo
gives you more time to study tas
Just tell her to cancel it
Imagine studying.
studying is for losers i know
@arctic bloom leggo nerd

aight chief
I have a test next tuesday that goes from 3-7pm right when ||redacted|| comes out
i mean
dunno if I should just leave my PC on over the day in hopes that it starts the DL while I take the train home
just write your name and get out shadez
This was just the classes that recorded absence last semester
Mental just skip class


JUST THE CLASSES THAT RECORDED
Getting steam to start downloads remotely seems like an already solved problem
wat
I had 7 classes only 4 recorded
oh lmao
Only 4 teachers recorded absences
yeah dmagg I wish that worked consistantly for me
so the number might be a little bit higher
one of the ones not recorded I missed half the classes
are you in college?
So that number is in the 30s
i may or may not be light headed right now
@arctic bloom the attendance sheet hasn't reached me 2head
I am indeed in college
Me?
that's a weird question justin
because at this point you're just burning money by not going to over 30 classes
go to class

@arctic bloom as I said it I got the attendance sheet
Why even take a course if you're not going to go?
Are you in my class
Still a waste of money
yea of course trying to finish school is a waste of money
online classes are a joke anyways
If you wanna catch a heatstroke. Go for it
Any elite gamers in the chat

A gamer who's elite

kimmy what GC did you choose
speedcore posting kappa
R
N
G

Gc?


Tfw bee cant post the gif itself
Fucking weebs
Rerorero
@amber wigeon I'll have you know that the mini calzone I made was hot fucking garbage so you made the right decision for pizzas

idk if any of you gaymers care but here is a minecraft server ip if you wanna play: 91.134.249.158:25578
@fickle plaza I fucking told you so


Fuck
is that your server twofish









why tf cs so dumpy
Because you're dumpy
darn


wow what a guy
@red falcon 
@candid karma go back to gen chat

leme get uhhhh a fuckin uhhh large medium uhhh
Have fun 

rekt
wow
Gauntlet: thrown down


Screwdriver with pulp is disgusting

I could use a screwdriver
make one?
Don’t chase it
That’ll ruin it.
Just keep knocking it back and you’ll be laid out. Epic time.
when is it socially acceptable to start drinking without being labelled an alcoholic
I usually start around 7 pm.
aayyy, guess I'm an alcoholic lmao
it's almost 8 in EU so that counts too

owo
sunny told me not to tell you that their minecraft bed is next to mine now
Fuck

Christian chat

How dare ye


Boys

What also be gone clone
grats on the run, what's the record for that game
The wr is like 1:16 seconds

@pale sleet @bold forum here



this is like a meme channel right?
perhaps
very



Any truthers in chat
im the ceo of truth

I twisted my ankle real bad last night and lemme tell you: fuck crutches
well crutches are saying fuck you too
I actually do not recommend fucking crutches
probably
@mortal void stop carrying people in ||crown||
Wym
Redacted talk
Any redacted carries in chat 
Memes in the oven please
why not just ping him in genchat if u know
ah ofc I was careless 
@native lake duo with me
insert * meme * here
What
u

pepega



darn


Lots of acting up in here
cheesecake


any uwu gamers in the chat
ceo of uwing here
are u sure
im right here tho
i may or may not be
.gif begone
tuff


.gif chika dance
cease
bruh
uwu

How many times are we going to post that GIF

As many times as required.

like what Obscure Anime Character is that
aight havok that's enough outta u

what's this anime thing I keep hearing about
I’ve never heard this characters name either 
something with mangos idk

Nobody seems to know it
mangos are tasty

Anime Fuking Sucks
Never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
so ur one then





train





uwu

owo
whackerman
he killed younglings...
thats probably what hurt obi wan the most
he didnt think Vader would be capable of such thing
Do it
Are we just reposting the top reddit posts?
maybe
lewd
Jk its more fortnite
eww fortnite
Reason: Posted a link
wat
pay $5 to post links
Ikr who would do that
oh, thats why
myfavoritecheeseissmokesamericancheddar
my favorite cheese is the square kind
you mean pp? @clear kraken
lewd
@clear kraken
Reason: Duplicated text
boooooooo
New steam UI is interesting
clean it up
new ui? @night plaza

like it just launched a couple days ago
is it just an update? or do you have to sign up for the beta or something?
it's just a little drop down that lets you get into the beta in the settings menu
got it thx
ye, it's nice but very different
I expect a lot of people to be angry that they changed it because change = bad
I really like how they integrate the community into it and the new sorting features
what's with the lockdown on 2.0
oh nevermind
i thought for awhile i was locked out
I think it was locked for everyone for a while from what I can tell
the only thing that changed is library? @gaunt sun
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
yes, just the library
isnt really all that different tbh
though saying 'just' is kinda dismissive since they haven't changed it since 2010
lol
yeah it's a lot more modern looking though
oh true
i dont use steam much
me neither
but i feel like itd annoy me seeing shit all over the screen when i first open library
I feel like it'd be nice to be able to set your home screen to your collections instead of the new 'home' in the library
Also dynamic collections are a thing, you can sort your games into genres using their steam store tags
if you have a lot of games this update is really nice
personally i dont ever really use steam, probably for like 1 or 2 games but i never even launch from library, i just use desktop icons lol

because low time to kill = less skill required
I mean there's a balance
and low ttk yeah but I shouldnt be able to drop a 17 kill game
imagine using your imagination to imaginate in 2019
having 3-4 games on your desktop is okay but when your entire desktop is icons
Nope, put them in a folder
some people, usually older ones, have this thing where they just fill their desktop with nothing but shit
I don't get how that doesn't annoy them
i have 4 and 1/2 columns on my screen and thats okay because im othe only one who uses my pc and im not weird
Honestly any icons other than folders bug the hell out of me
At most I have some pictures/files that I haven't sorted yet
I have 1 and a half columns, anything more than 2 gets annoying and gets stuffed into a folder

actually... I do kinda snap them out of existance with shift+delete
gottagotoworksoidontkmsseeyalllater
I have SO many RGB controllers on my desktop
I wish someone would just release an app that can control them all without being locked into one vendor
and the thing is I only have like 4 things that do RGB lighting
im gonna fill my screen and task bar up 100% with icons and mail you a 9x11 poster of it once a month everyday until 2069 @fickle plaza
turns out those 4 things use totally different apps to control lighting, and unless I feel like selling my soul to Asus they're not going anywhere
and im gonnna make my background another screenshot of a full desktop moved slightly to the right so all the icons overlap
HAHAHAHA
reminds me of that ancient youtube video with the guy remoting in to fix an issue
he tries to fix whatever is going on and ends up 'sorting' the files on the desktop
in the end he just hides the icons and puts a screenshot of the old desktop as a background
Holy frick where are my pink homies
does he also open event viewer and try try to say everyting on there is a virus and asks for your bank info to fix it?
This chat looks like garbage without any pink

and border pakistan

oh so before the IRS moved their offices to india?
Spam Chika, yes
Where my Chika gang at
What a way to ruin pink chat
ugh weebs
MISSION FAILED
Not as weeb as kneesocks
WELL GET EM NEXT TOIME
.gif butthurt
raids in what 
WoW 

that gif is too high quality
alright ima head out

I am
really struggling to have fun on mortak kombat 11
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