💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[wheat grail]

Hard to set up but man it was worth it

[quartz mauve]

lol solo voracidous was probably one of the hardest things for me

for my axton at least

[wheat grail]

Vorac

[quartz mauve]

yep...

[wheat grail]

Worst boss ever. Only 1 gun to make it worth the fight

[quartz mauve]

same with pete tho, his shield with no crits is aids

[marble fern]

the dlc that took place in the swamp areas

were

[quartz mauve]

ya hammerlock was a meme

omg dexiduous

worst boss fight ever

1 hour of pimple popping

[wheat grail]

Didn't even get anything worth the fight. The Chopper was a meme at best

[quartz mauve]

with the community patch he has a high chance of dropping the high

hive

[honest galleon]

no longer baby blue

[quartz mauve]

[wheat grail]

Ask the staff to fix it. Seems like it's a overrise issue

override

[honest galleon]

it is 😛

[wheat grail]

Then ask them

It's manually assigned so

[honest galleon]

@tame sapphire

is it intentional?

[tame sapphire]

Hi

What?

[pale sleet]

[honest galleon]

that the giveaway role is lower than seasoned

[tame sapphire]

Not my doing

[honest galleon]

[lunar radish]

[honest galleon]

well rip blue name

[lunar radish]

@glossy vault

[wheat grail]

[lunar radish]

Your discord is broke Welf

[honest galleon]

[quartz mauve]

[arctic bloom]

oo

speaking about stand users

[pale sleet]

[arctic bloom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-njtZmmUw4

[pale sleet]

[red falcon]

[arctic bloom]

chat dead

anyways i gotta 🅱ounce

need to sleep

good night everyone

[red falcon]

Calls chat dead only to die himself

Ironic

[bold forum]

@red falcon

[red falcon]

@bold forum

[bold forum]

[upbeat river]

Cease

Yes

:(

Any furrys in the chat

[quartz mauve]

kimmy

[bold forum]

whats a furry

[pale sleet]

[amber wigeon]

darn

[north saddle]

izi

[sharp sage]

ash actaully won a champions league.... only took him like 20 years times his own age

[bronze plume]

Dowke#1108 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[pale sleet]

we're back in business

[marble fern]

@north saddle

[north saddle]

@marble fern bl3 became very

playing gears now

[sharp sage]

i thought you hated epic tasso?

[north saddle]

im freeloading

I still hate epic

[pale sleet]

big brain, gets what he wants without compromise

[mossy anchor]

So pepsi is starting their own currency

And its called

PEPCOIN

[pale sleet]

[north saddle]

@marble fern what level are u

[bold forum]

i bet u feel dumb rn

[novel bolt]

We're playing friendly ttt, if anyone is interested

to join us

[bold forum]

ttt?

[light laurel]

Trouble in terrorist town

[bold forum]

o

[light laurel]

I assume

[novel bolt]

croissantauxpommes, all are welcome

[quartz mauve]

can i have one :O

[marble fern]

@north saddle level 26

[north saddle]

I’m 30

[red falcon]

[bold forum]

[red falcon]

[bold forum]

[red falcon]

@nova jacinth you guys should hide parts of a message within the rules set to make sure people read them

@bold forum

[bold forum]

alot of servers im in puts a word in the rules you have to say to get verified

[nova jacinth]

people never read rules man

discord.gg/d2pclfg

so out of 161.7k users probably only about 10k of them have read #server-rules

[red falcon]

Exactly, so put parts of the verification phrase throughout the rules so people have to read

[nova jacinth]

it's been considered

but the registration process has more things to consider

[red falcon]

I'd back it up

[nova jacinth]

alot of thought has to go into the registration process, it's already fairly complex by dum people standard, and theres nothign the server can do to fix stupid

so the server needs to operate to accomodate teh dumbest people who exist

[red falcon]

I figured there's more to it, but I'd still support it.

Because people don't like mee6 span every minute, then read rules

[nova jacinth]

tbh the registration process right now is already a multi step ordeal

[bold forum]

[nova jacinth]

some people can barely handle typing !register and clicking a link

yet alone, god forbid, READING something

[bold forum]

i get alot of people who just sit in the waiting room and do nothing

then get mad at me when i dont approve them

[nova jacinth]

hahaahah

KIIMY Y U NO APPROVE

[bold forum]

even though theres a chat that says READ ME right fuckin there

[nova jacinth]

[red falcon]

Tbh the server could use some good thinning

[nova jacinth]

[red falcon]

Tfw most of my :clap : emotes are claptrap

[nova jacinth]

[bold forum]

[red falcon]

laugh at me again

@bold forum

[bold forum]

[sharp sage]

i read server rules but i forgot a good chunk of them , even though most of them are dont be a dick/idiot

[red falcon]

Read them again 7head

[sharp sage]

i do then forget them again

[upbeat salmon]

Read the rules 10x a day before you go to bed. Every day, until you remember them.

[red falcon]

I know the rules by heart

[nova jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-cute-adorable-gif-15003653

THICC

[quartz mauve]

wrong word but sure

[nova jacinth]

CHONKY

[quartz mauve]

OH LAWD HE COMIN

[bold forum]

chonker

[red falcon]

Bruh let's go, 1 pound of sunflower seeds

[humble hawk]

eat them all

[red falcon]

I will

[plush night]

eat spit be happy

[red falcon]

[chrome hearth]

can the polymerized buff for black armory only drop armor you have gotten before? i need a titan mark i havent gotten before and have done 10+ armor drops without getting one

[sharp sage]

#💬destiny-chat

[opaque grail]

New name for my pet. Since he's an RPG monkey.

[nova jacinth]

who's a good little mcdickface, yes you areeeee, goood boiiii

[lavish umbra]

borderlands 3 is so fucking fun

the guns have a destiny and titanfall feel to them

and its in the borderlands universe

[opaque grail]

I got a gun that shoots guns. This is 10/10 game.

[bold forum]

ive been seriously tempted to buy it

maybe after the fps issues are fixed on pc

[opaque grail]

Yeah the performance is mildly annoying but you get used to it. It's totally been worth my money so far and I'm not even done with my first playthrough.

Some 10/10 jokes and the story has all the appropriate twists and turns you'd expect from Borderlands writers.

[lavish umbra]

everyone said destiny copied borderlands

but legit borderlands copied destiny

and it is beautiful

[bold forum]

there are a few destiny references atleast

[opaque grail]

Killing Dinklebot had me conflicted I have to say. Till I cashed in the reward.

Not so conflicted after that.

[lavish umbra]

the jokes are funny as hell, love the Ice T character and zanes one off lines

wait dinklebots in the game!

[opaque grail]

Oh my god yes Ice T's character is hilarious.

[lavish umbra]

holy shit

[opaque grail]

Yeah it's a side mission on Skywell.

[lavish umbra]

alright, i have to go back there, the end game is epic btw

[opaque grail]

Think I picked it up on Sanctuary?

Also Penn and Teller's appearance had me dying.

[lavish umbra]

what world are you on rn?

[clear kraken]

why did wayne stop saying "Not S'bad"

wtf

[lavish umbra]

penn and teller was hilarious

damn this game went all out

[opaque grail]

Uh, spoiler-filled one. I'm pretty much at the end.

[lavish umbra]

nice, i wont spoil it but the last boss fight is epic

way better than the warrior

[clear kraken]

what yall talkin bout

[opaque grail]

I can imagine after the other ones.

Borderlands 3

[lavish umbra]

borderlands 3

[clear kraken]

ah

[lavish umbra]

the game really went all out on the boss fights, this game was better than i expected it to be

its definetly the game of the year

[clear kraken]

how is it? my friend said it "just [wasn't] a good game" but idk i imagine it's pretty playable

[lavish umbra]

depends on the character you play and what weapons you use

if you play fl4k or zane you should have a fun time

and on console its fine but there are performance issues on pc

[clear kraken]

but... console

why

[lavish umbra]

idk, the game works the best on base ps4

ironically its better on base consoles than the x and pro

[opaque grail]

Fl4k is insane.

[lavish umbra]

fl4k's broken with a torgue shotgun right?

[opaque grail]

I have a class mod on and the talents so that when I crit there's a 60% chance to refund ammo. With the guaranteed crit for 8 seconds action skill.

I have just been using Jakobs for the ricochet. Honestly haven't tested other stuff.

[lavish umbra]

ivi might pick up fl4k sometime

but im having a blast with zane so far

[bold forum]

this is the first game in the series i seriously cannot decide who i wanna play as

[opaque grail]

With one of the super high damage, low mag Jakobs shotties I just erase anything other than main story bosses.

Cause it basically has infinite ammo.

For 8 seconds.

[lavish umbra]

zane is built for people that hipfire and dont use grenades

fl4k is for solo players, snipers and insane crit damage

the other two chars just suck

i can't imagine how fl4k is on mayhem 3 on tvhm

[marble fern]

borderlands 3

[normal forge]

Triv u cant talk

u play WOW

[lavish umbra]

^

[bold forum]

[red falcon]

When birb spoils Borderlands 3

[lavish umbra]

what did birb spoil?

[marble fern]

borderlands 3 pc version

[red falcon]

I should just stay away from gp

Dinklebot getting clapped

[marble fern]

borderlands 2 had a better pc version

[lavish umbra]

dinklebot is a side mission i think

bl2 has nothing on bl3

bl3 is a borderlands game with destiny gunplay

[red falcon]

That's like me telling you Benjamin Carmine gets clapped in Gears 2

[marble fern]

I am talking about the performance

not the game itself

[lavish umbra]

oh

just dont play on pc

play on ps4

or xbone

[marble fern]

console are also having performance problems

[clear kraken]

could just play a good game like hand simulator

[lavish umbra]

not base ps4

[red falcon]

Just play it on an emulator

[lavish umbra]

thank god

[bold forum]

its kinda wack when worse hardware is not having troubles while everything else is

[lavish umbra]

base ps4 is just superior hardware

thats a fact

[marble fern]

@lavish umbra also playing fps games on console =

[bold forum]

[lavish umbra]

most fps are better on consoles

most fps are clunky on pc

[bold forum]

ehhh

[marble fern]

that is false

[lavish umbra]

it is fact

[marble fern]

how?

[red falcon]

@lavish umbra

[lavish umbra]

mouse and keyboard aren't for fps like destiny or borderlands

[marble fern]

nice joke

[red falcon]

[marble fern]

[lavish umbra]

mouse and keyboard are good for csgo and quake

and those types of games

[red falcon]

[marble fern]

mouse and keyboard are for almost every genre of games

except for racing ones

[bold forum]

^

[red falcon]

And flying sims

I like the air sticks

[lavish umbra]

fps games made for both console and pc are literally better with a controller

[marble fern]

no

[bold forum]

you can aim way better with a mouse though

[lavish umbra]

yeah but thats it

[bold forum]

thats like 90% of fps gameplay is aiming

[lavish umbra]

most fps are too slow paced and clunky to be fun with a mouse and keyboard

[red falcon]

Just increase dpi

7head

[lavish umbra]

just because you can aim better doesn't mean its more fun

[marble fern]

there are some very slow paced fps games designed for mouse and keyboard

[lavish umbra]

this is literally coming from a guy that plays both console and pc at almost the same amount

[red falcon]

Like we dont play on console too?

[lavish umbra]

ive played fps on consoles and played fps on pc

[light laurel]

There is no FPS that I would rather play with a controller and there never will be

[marble fern]

[bold forum]

^

[red falcon]

I do the same and m&k is better

[lavish umbra]

i am elite with both controller and mouse and keyboard thats why

[red falcon]

I'm convinced you're trolling

[marble fern]

[bold forum]

[red falcon]

You have graduated top of the class at the Elite Institute of Clowns

[lavish umbra]

if you were any good with a controller, you would understand why most fps are more fun with controllers

[marble fern]

they are not more fun

[lavish umbra]

git gud with a controller then talk to me

[bold forum]

bruh moment

[marble fern]

[bold forum]

are they more fun because theyre easier

with aim assist

[marble fern]

watching console gameplay =

[lavish umbra]

you can turn aim assist off you know lol

[bold forum]

yes

its off all the time on pc

[marble fern]

[lavish umbra]

imagine thinking a game like borderlands and destiny, which were made to be a fluid gaming experience with a controller and not mouse and keyboard, is better with a mouse and keyboard 🤡

console always comes first since thats where the money is

[red falcon]

Professional troll

[light laurel]

Are people just not allowed to like using kb+m

[red falcon]

I salute you

[bold forum]

you can do way more and more precise with a mkb

[marble fern]

[lavish umbra]

i love mouse and keyboard. im majorly a pc gamer

but there is no denying that almost all fps that are on pc and console are more fun on console

[light laurel]

That is pure opinion

[lavish umbra]

doing way more =/= better

not really

[light laurel]

How isn’t it

[marble fern]

controllers are less precise and the games usually ruin worse then on pc

[lavish umbra]

all games cater to controllers more than mouse and keyboard

since console is the target audience

[light laurel]

What makes controller better

[lavish umbra]

if you're good with a controller, it comes close to console accuracy

fps games are more fluid with a controller

[light laurel]

How so

[lavish umbra]

by having the movements work better with a thumbstick

[light laurel]

What if I don’t like thumb sticks

[lavish umbra]

having weapons have large crosshairs to be generally easy to land shots and etc

[light laurel]

It is your opinion that they are better

[lavish umbra]

not really

when destiny goes f2p

[pale sleet]

reaper still rocking that pfp

blessed

[lavish umbra]

play it on pc then on console and tell me pc versionis better

[light laurel]

I rarely change it

[marble fern]

I did for some games

pc version was better

[light laurel]

I have the game on console, from before it was on pc

Console sucked mega ass

[lavish umbra]

LOL, ok bud.

saying movement which gradually picks up is better with a keyboard than joysticks shows what you know

[bold forum]

[marble fern]

[north saddle]

WHATS GOING ON HERE

[bold forum]

pegaposting

[nova jacinth]

clownpega posting

anyway, bags you remember what people said about baiting people into an argument

[north saddle]

I agree consoles are way better then the PC platform

[nova jacinth]

oof, not u too tass

[north saddle]

[nova jacinth]

discussions are fine, starting arguments for no reason is just

[bold forum]

another gamer down

[lavish umbra]

no ones giving any arguments to why fps is more fun than consoles

the only thing they are saying is aiming is more precise

[north saddle]

[bold forum]

aiming better and hitting more shots is pretty fun

[lavish umbra]

you can do the same on console

[mild crystal]

thinking consoles are better than pc's

[bold forum]

not as easily

tbh i agree with sticks being better for moving around but not for aiming

[pale sleet]

real gamers have a joystick on their keypad

[lavish umbra]

its very easy, games that are on consoles and pc don't require much aiming to land shots

[mild crystal]

???

[wheat grail]

!ty

[bronze plume]

Thank you for being a part of this Discord! PC Community > Console Nubs

[north saddle]

!ty

[mild crystal]

every shooter game evevr

[bronze plume]

Thank you for being a part of this Discord! PC Community > Console Nubs

[mild crystal]

hello

[lavish umbra]

i love pc exclusive shooters since they do it right

[mild crystal]

are you telling me nintendo games require better aim than csgo

[lavish umbra]

movement on quake, tf2 and csgo feel awesome and so is the aiming

[clear kraken]

csgo is for people who can't play duck hunt
4heads

[lavish umbra]

CoD, destiny, and borderlands don't require much precision

[north saddle]

dps brig

[clear kraken]

Overwatch

just gagged on my drink for a sec

[pale sleet]

duckhunt is for pro gamers

[lavish umbra]

overwatch still alive?

[mild crystal]

bags check your facts bruh

[clear kraken]

imagine playing any other game than pong or minesweeper
pffft

[vernal merlin]

since the bl3 discord chat is kinda dead, i'm just gonna ask here

can anyone explain to me pls how weapon parts/affixes work?
when i look at the parts, why are there just "?" everywhere, and what does that menu tell me in general?

[silver otter]

🍌

[lavish umbra]

edgelord, you completely ignore what i said earlier

[pale sleet]

I will now ask rhetorical questions that I'm only asking because I don't like a game

I am big brain

[lavish umbra]

im talking about games that aren't pc exclusives

[pale sleet]

@silver otter this really spoke to me, thank you

[bold forum]

technicaalallylyly tf2 is on console 😎 arguement destroyed

[lavish umbra]

i have no idea but i think with ? its a part that doesn't add or subtract from any of the weps stats

[bold forum]

[light laurel]

So is CS

[pale sleet]

AkChUaLlY

[lavish umbra]

oh yeah orangebox for xbox360

[pale sleet]

I need to find that meme

it's great

[true idol]

@silver otter post more banana, we might be able to get qt gamer girls to send my boy @heady crow feet pics

[lavish umbra]

there are some outliers but that doesn't detract from majority being better on console

[pale sleet]

wow kanito is famous now

[heady crow]

wrong person ladd, believe you want to tag @tropic obsidian

[silver otter]

[true idol]

not wrong

[vernal merlin]

but literally every part on all my lego weapons have an "?" with very few exceptions, and most of the the "?" parts also change stats on the weapon

[pale sleet]

[true idol]

kanito is based hentai delivery service

[heady crow]

im a 32GhZ microwave trying to find a local toaster to love.

[pale sleet]

[true idol]

whenever i want to tug the johnson i just dm kanito and he supplies the good stuff

[light laurel]

Excuse me

[clear kraken]

i got good feet

[true idol]

dont tell him i told you

[clear kraken]

you want some of this?

hairy like a hobbitses

[lavish umbra]

we can only wait till someone figures the whole game out

[true idol]

i remember you

i still have your feet

[silver otter]

[clear kraken]

🙂

[pale sleet]

yall better not be sharing feet pics

[true idol]

ma boy loved them

[untold tusk]

Chicken feet

[light laurel]

I think it is too late to stop them

[pale sleet]

[vernal merlin]

hmm alright then, just thought maybe some bl2 vets here might know how that system works

[true idol]

i highly recommend octyl if you ever need feet

[clear kraken]

chickie runs with the boys ain't it?
radical

[true idol]

delivers fast!

[heady crow]

faster than amazon prime

[untold tusk]

Octyl, you got any gay feet?

[vernal merlin]

also, what do i do after completing the campaign? just do another run on tvhm?

[clear kraken]

happy feet? sure

[lavish umbra]

do you know about mayhem mode?

[untold tusk]

Didn't want to infringe on a trademark

[lavish umbra]

and you can run tvhm

[pale sleet]

oh u just did ur first run on bl2?

[vernal merlin]

no, bl3

[lavish umbra]

or you can stick in normal mode and change the mayhem of it

[pale sleet]

oh ok, I got confused cus u said bl2 vets but I see

[vernal merlin]

yeah i was hoping for some bl2 vets to explain the weapon part/affix system of bl3 to me x)

[pale sleet]

if it follows the same structure as bl2 then tvhm would be where the game really "starts"

[vernal merlin]

because i dont understand how weapon stats can roll and what the weapon part menu tells me

[lavish umbra]

kstreak, they added something called mayhem mode where you can change the difficulty of the enemies to get better loot

they kind of changed how it works

[vernal merlin]

but isnt it better to complete a tvhm run and THEN add mayhem onto it?

[lavish umbra]

you can play normal mode up to max level

and tvhm scales up to you

i have no idea, you can

[true idol]

these lads dont play borderlands on dante must die lmao

[clear kraken]

can yall speak english

[lavish umbra]

im having too much of a blast on mayhem mode to switch to tvhm just yet

[vernal merlin]

i guess i'm gonna level to 50 with side missions and then start a tvhm run

[bold forum]

it weally dwo be like thwat

[lavish umbra]

on mayhem 3, badass enemies become basically mini bosses and can drop legendaries

its fun as shit

[clear kraken]

moist and frothy

[vernal merlin]

some friends carried me through some m3 proving grounds and i got like 10 legos every run

[lavish umbra]

damn!

i havent done proving grounds yet

is it fun?

[true idol]

did you get lego batman

[lavish umbra]

are they random generated areas or nah?

[bold forum]

[vernal merlin]

they're definetly fun yeah, they're not randomly generated areas tough

[lavish umbra]

god damnit kimmy

why

i have to try the proving grounds

majorly been on pandora or eden 6 since they are the most fun planets imo

[clear kraken]

pandora sucks compared to spotify

[lavish umbra]

imagine using pandora over spotify

does anyone even use pandora anymore?

[red falcon]

What's a pandora

[opaque grail]

Messed up planet in the Borderlands universe.

[red falcon]

Birb, why you gotta tell me dinklebot dies

[opaque grail]

I mean you can NOT kill him if you want.

It's just a side mission. Not like it has his voice. Just a deathsphere with his name on it.

[true idol]

is Jonathan Halo, the main character of Halo 2, in this game

[red falcon]

Jonathan Halo

[clear kraken]

duh, the main character of bleach piece

[true idol]

Yes the fabled master of chiefs, Jonathan Halo

[red falcon]

@opaque grail I will duel you in bl2

[true idol]

Protagonist of Halo 2

[red falcon]

I mean you're using Ugandan knuckles, I gotta expect some clown comment

[true idol]

please answer the question

[red falcon]

[true idol]

🅱lease

[clear kraken]

he's not in bonelesslands

[true idol]

thank you

[red falcon]

Maybe he is

[true idol]

please i must have a solid answer

[red falcon]

Idk maybe you'll get one

[true idol]

god i wish Jonathan Halo starred in Halo 3

[bold forum]

bruh momentum

[marble fern]

never played any halo game except for halo 5

[bold forum]

@red falcon

[red falcon]

I played the og halos

Most fun I've had

@bold forum

[clear kraken]

halo reach best halo

change my mind

spoiler ||you can't||

[true idol]

i didn't like the time during Halo 3 when Jonathan Halo decided he wanted to go by his other earthly designation as the 117th living Jonathan

[marble fern]

I would play the other halos

except they are not on pc yet

[red falcon]

Just buy a 360 for $20

[true idol]

i liked the parts during Halo 2 where you played as Keith David in a fursuit

it really made me feel connected to the man behind the character

[marble fern]

that requires playing a fps with a controller

[bold forum]

@red falcon uwu

[red falcon]

If you configure it you can use m&k

Smh triv doesnt wanna do work

[silver otter]

OwL

[marble fern]

I prefer waiting then playing it on console

[red falcon]

That's why tasso is always mvp in gears 5

[marble fern]

cross play is a thing

[true idol]

i can't do cross play i'm not religious

[red falcon]

Flexing on those xbox gamers

[north saddle]

stop h8ting on me

I have a 2.3 kd

[red falcon]

Against console gamers

[north saddle]

triv has a 0.3

against consoles

[true idol]

is that good

[red falcon]

That's like saying I have the world record in a marathon when I'm racing against toddlers

[true idol]

if you win you win

toddlers should learn to be faster

[plucky kite]

2.3 kd in gow5? i got 3.8 bruv

we should play

[red falcon]

@north saddle I bet you the type to plug in a m&k on mw3 and flex on xbox kids

[marble fern]

my kd is 0.8 in arcade quickplay

[red falcon]

Arcade

I remember reaching onyx one time

[coral needle]

I'm from different a country but, Dunno why there's a price difference between region in steam. I paid for D2 almost half the price I have to pay for in the U.S, I'm afraid I'm gonna lose contents or support or something

🤔

[marble fern]

d2 = diablo 2 correct?

[bold forum]

yes

[red falcon]

Because your country uses different currency

[coral needle]

Destiny 2 shadowkeep

[marble fern]

wrong chat

[bold forum]

youl be fine

[coral needle]

Right..

[red falcon]

[clear kraken]

are yall boys talkin bout some ||redacted|| shit round here

[coral needle]

Well different currency doesnt mean I would pay less do I ? 🤔

[marble fern]

give release date for halo reach on pc

now

[red falcon]

Apparently it does

[clear kraken]

just have your parents buy all your games duh

[red falcon]

India gamers get the DLC for $18

[true idol]

i paid in venezuelan bolivar which means i funded the game entirely through runescape

big brain

[clear kraken]

who didn't love barbarian rainbow feet farming

[bold forum]

any e girls in the chat 👊😂

[marble fern]

you

[clear kraken]

what's a girl

[bold forum]

no im an e-thot not a girl

smh my mf head man

[red falcon]

[true idol]

what do you fear

[clear kraken]

washing my hands and brushing my teeth

hygiene is for losers and wussies

how am i gonna keep my immune system strong

[elfin fog]

radium preferably

[true idol]

drinking anti bacterial hand gel of course

thats how i do it

[marble fern]

when all of the halo games come to pc

[elfin fog]

radioactive beverages - cures what ails ye

[clear kraken]

sanitizer is scientifically proven to make your immune system weaker

[marble fern]

redacted 1 will be the only bungie game not on pc

[elfin fog]

i think i might order pizza

i'm a broke grad so i shouldn't but i need the calories and i don't want to drive in la

seriously it sucks do not recommend

[clear kraken]

imagine breathing the toxic smog that is LA air

[elfin fog]

i don't have to imagine it

at least not until my lease is up next year

still better than the searing dust and toxin-laden air of the high desert

[north saddle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcm9xWwqLCg&feature=youtu.be

THE 2 SUPPORT CARRIES

[opaque grail]

Oh my god they let you skip the playable intro on TVHM in BL3. They've learned.

Now if only you could skip the other intros...

[pale sleet]

wdym by intros

[clear kraken]

what's TVHM

thumb?

i have thumbs

[pale sleet]

cus I'm pretty sure uhvm skips the intro for bl2

[opaque grail]

Basically just the very first part after you get off the bus where you get taught the controls.

[red falcon]

Bridgette players

[pale sleet]

ye uvhm in bl2 skips that iirc

good that it's back

[clear kraken]

fuck cardio

[opaque grail]

Ain't nobody like cardio.

-Ellie

[clear kraken]

nobody

[lavish umbra]

I get it haha

its funny cuz she is fat and hates running

classic!

[red falcon]

Explaining obvious jokes

[clear kraken]

idk who ellie is but this girl ellen in my bio lab said like 10 words to me last week
guess you could say it's goin spectacular

[red falcon]

[lavish umbra]

i have to go more in depth for u?

ok!

[clear kraken]

let's hear it

air it out

[red falcon]

Bruh your shitposting is

[lavish umbra]

well ellie is fat, and as we all know, fat people hate or are unable to run

it makes it funny since she is pointing out she. a fat person, has a dislike for running

[clear kraken]

who the fuck is ellie tho

i'm still lost

is it a bonelesslands character

[opaque grail]

Yes.

[lavish umbra]

google borderlands elli

[opaque grail]

And it's a line she says in game.

[lavish umbra]

and it will popup

[clear kraken]

she's pretty hot

i could take her out for a nice dinner and hold hands

i know it's lewd but you know sometimes you just need a real steamy hug

some tense eye contact and discussion of how my day went...

[sullen beacon]

[lavish umbra]

your right, girls like ellie are 10/10s irl

who wouldnt want a gal like that?

[sullen beacon]

Fact: if you only like skinny chicks you are a coward

[lavish umbra]

why go for a skinny chick when you can have all that blubber

[clear kraken]

nothing like a lotta fun

[lavish umbra]

cant get more right than that shahar

nothing like getting lost under the rolls

[sullen beacon]

I mean there is a limit but still

[clear kraken]

no limit

none

[sullen beacon]

Like if you're 400 lbs I'd get scared if you wanted to ride on top

[red falcon]

[lavish umbra]

nonsense

dont be misogynstic

[sullen beacon]

kissma ass

[lavish umbra]

let them be on top if they want

[clear kraken]

who's riding what now?

new york city?

[sullen beacon]

Bruh these fuckin kids are outside playing football right outside my window at 10pm

Don't these lil fuckrrs have school tomorrow

[lavish umbra]

shahar is talking about having a whale on top of him

its 10 pm

[clear kraken]

woah illegal

can we not

[lavish umbra]

how dare they play sports!

[sullen beacon]

I mean ass is ass but there's still standards and legal restrictions

[clear kraken]

at 10:49 PM?
i don't think so, Jim

[lavish umbra]

they should know better

[sullen beacon]

and my standards are very limited

[lavish umbra]

wait

[pale sleet]

[lavish umbra]

were u being serious the whole time shahar?

[pale sleet]

[sullen beacon]

Chief bigger girls are more fun

[lavish umbra]

LMAO

[sullen beacon]

But I'm saying within a certain constraint

[clear kraken]

master chief died

[red falcon]

[lavish umbra]

i thought u were joking

[sullen beacon]

Like if you are 260+ then there's probably an issue

[lavish umbra]

i would never bang a fat chick, thats nasty

[mild crystal]

God, I cannot stand spotify ads. They design them to be the most annoying things ever

Especially when they advertise their playlists, or songs

[sullen beacon]

Is this some kind of peasant joke that I am too rich to understand

[red falcon]

You get 3 months of spotify premium free

[pale sleet]

Spotify has ads? I wouldn't know

[red falcon]

Just use free trial

[clear kraken]

pay for premium

4head

[sullen beacon]

I get my premium for 5 bucks cuz I go to college

And even after college they'll still give you the discount

[pale sleet]

free premium forever for me

[red falcon]

Nothing in life is free buddy

[lavish umbra]

fact: only 1/4 of girls are dateable

[pale sleet]

[sullen beacon]

YO THERES A GECKO ON MY PORCH DOG

[clear kraken]

sexist

[lavish umbra]

yes

i am

[red falcon]

Take a picture

[sullen beacon]

Didn't even know I got those out here

[red falcon]

I like lizards and geckos

[pale sleet]

nothing coming out of my pocket so it's ok

[sullen beacon]

"missing permissions"

Sugma

[red falcon]

Dm

Ligma

[clear kraken]

i'm a cat man

dogs are a no-go captain

[lavish umbra]

lizards are everywhere

[clear kraken]

lizards can regrow tails that's creepy AF

[lavish umbra]

they down south and they up north too

[sullen beacon]

I've gotten a skink on my porch back in highschool

[red falcon]

I used to catch lizards as a kid

[sullen beacon]

Big ass lizard

[red falcon]

For some reason we had a pipe in our backyard

[sullen beacon]

Big ass bite marks too cuz that motherfucker was mean

[red falcon]

I'd kite them lizards there and put my hand over the hole so they'd crawl on it

And they just gave up

I'd keep them around then let them go

[sullen beacon]

We have a water runoff at work and a ton of leopard frogs gather there

Nothing bothers them either

Long as you don't touch em they mind their business

[lavish umbra]

holding lizards captive? smh

[clear kraken]

i need to crush a sando boyce

ferda

[red falcon]

I marked one, one time to see if I'd ever see him again

Like weeks go by and a catch a chunky lizard

Same mark

[lavish umbra]

why?

[sullen beacon]

Chumby

[red falcon]

I was a kid

And curious

I just drew a line with a marker

[clear kraken]

oh ya? curious?

[red falcon]

I came across some lizards I never saw before, they were green on their backs and had a yellow belly

[clear kraken]

wouldn't the marker wipe off after they regenerated their entire body or something

[red falcon]

Yeah I was, used to watch a lot of natgeo

[clear kraken]

freaks of nature

[red falcon]

[lavish umbra]

imagine watching natgeo as a kid instead of cartoons\

weird af

[clear kraken]

saturday morning cartoons ferda

[lavish umbra]

saturday morning cartoons were dope

[clear kraken]

cartoons and some cereal

[lavish umbra]

transformers theme song is fire

[red falcon]

My parents were strict

[clear kraken]

lucky charms 😻

[red falcon]

You can tell I wasnt the cool kid

[lavish umbra]

could still bump to that to this day

[clear kraken]

no voltron for you ele?

[lavish umbra]

nah bro, cheerios is where its at

[clear kraken]

cheerios p fire

ngl

[lavish umbra]

yeah, you have a weeb pic elemental

cheerios are my breakfast of choice for the past 18 years

[clear kraken]

i'm a noodles guy

noodles for breakfast, lunch, dinner, 1st midnight snack, 2 AM snack, 4 AM snack

breakfast occurring at 4 PM you bet

[lavish umbra]

idk why but that reminds me of when i was a kid, i used to put noodles over my upper lip and pretend i was asian

[clear kraken]

jesus

pump the brakes

[red falcon]

I rarely got to see cartoons

I only ever got to see Spongebob

[lavish umbra]

fun childhood

[sullen beacon]

My parents sheltered me and my siblings until we found out stuff on our own

They just kinda gave up then

[red falcon]

Same

And they wonder why I dont go out so often

[clear kraken]

my parents never bought me T-rated games until I was 13

[red falcon]

I mean I do, but just on occasions

[lavish umbra]

my parents never let me play videogames as a kid

i usually just played sports all day everyday or watch afternoon cartoons

now all i do is game, sport and study

[clear kraken]

i knew a kid like that, he bothered me every day after school to come over and play gamecube or N64

[red falcon]

All I do is game

Rarely study

[lavish umbra]

bruh, i didnt even know what i was missing out on. i thought videogames were dumb as shit

the only games i ever got to play were miniclips games and i only played those when bored as fuck

be cool, study for school

[clear kraken]

newgrounds ❤

[red falcon]

I have a quiz tomorrow for Acts 1 and 2 of The Tempest

I read act 1

[sullen beacon]

ah newgrounds

and the day you realized it wasnt just games

[red falcon]

Arcade prehacks tho

[lavish umbra]

tf is newgrounds?

[red falcon]

[sullen beacon]

[red falcon]

Oh wait, you were a normal person

[sullen beacon]

newgrounds is where i first discovered anime tiddies

[red falcon]

New grounds was like the first website a lot of us discovered as kids

[lavish umbra]

oh god

thats nasty

[red falcon]

I discovered it because of a animated video of Stamp on The ground by the Italo Brothers

[sullen beacon]

alot of....really really bad western porn animations come from there still to this day

[red falcon]

Bro I remember all the MnF games on it

Holy shit I'm a loser

[sullen beacon]

[lavish umbra]

i barely understand the appeal of porn. i dont understand animated porn at all

[clear kraken]

legendary lily pad? who remembers the LOTR and Matrix flash videos?

the ring goes on, the ring goes off

[wheat grail]

Rabid Animal Babies on new ground days

[red falcon]

@lavish umbra dude we were like young kids when we discovered this

[lavish umbra]

thats nasty

[red falcon]

All new grounds had to keep us from it was a warning

[lavish umbra]

what kind of kid goes on those websites?

[red falcon]

We did

[clear kraken]

me did

[lavish umbra]

you didnt watch cartoons but you did this?

[clear kraken]

i did both

newgrounds had that mature content

[red falcon]

I told you I couldn't watch many cartoons

They said itd rot my brain, now they tell me my games do it and to watch TV

[lavish umbra]

damn, i bet yall have some weird ass fetishes

i can already tell

[clear kraken]

😼

hehe

[red falcon]

Do thigh thighs count as weird?

Like they look good on any girl

[clear kraken]

thigh highs? nah that's completely normal

yes they do

[red falcon]

I will fight you

[lavish umbra]

not if the girl is fat

[clear kraken]

uh what

[red falcon]

Who said I like fat girls

[clear kraken]

are we body shaming here

[red falcon]

[lavish umbra]

u said it looks good on any girl

im disproving u

hell yeah we are octyl

[clear kraken]

wrong

[red falcon]

Alright your shitposting getting better

I'm proud of you son

[lavish umbra]

im not even shitposting

i dont even know what shitposting is

[clear kraken]

it's when you post ||shit||

[red falcon]

You've learned so much

[lavish umbra]

thank u octyl

[red falcon]

I did get to watch the Clone Wars series

[lavish umbra]

out of all cartoons to watch!

u chose star wars

smh

[clear kraken]

yall make me sad

[red falcon]

How

[spiral meadow]

Clone Wars series is the best animated cartoon ever created, you take that back

[clear kraken]

did you even fucking watch jom and jerry

[red falcon]

TCW was the best show

[lavish umbra]

star wars is dumb af

[spiral meadow]

idk why i said animated cartoon thats an oxymoron

[red falcon]

Name, place and time

[lavish umbra]

bunch of dudes having sword fights, cant get gayer than that

[red falcon]

Name, place and time

[clear kraken]

you got a pretty mouth boy

[spiral meadow]

Idk man, sword fights are pretty fun

[red falcon]

[spiral meadow]

too bad i got a dagger and they all got greatswords

not fair

[clear kraken]

i'm packing a claymore

[amber wigeon]

The ultimate gay is a bunch of dudes discussing big dick swords

[clear kraken]

yall skirting a fine line here

[lavish umbra]

we all know anakin had the longest sword

[spiral meadow]

I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

[lavish umbra]

dont speaking jewish pls

[spiral meadow]

Now let's see how well you handle it.

[lavish umbra]

i dont know the language

speak english

[red falcon]

The ultimate gay is a dude using an e-thot pfp @amber wigeon

[pale sleet]

[clear kraken]

schwarz is black in german but he said schwartz

[amber wigeon]

Nah, that's you @red falcon

wait a min

[spiral meadow]

y'all never seen spaceballs and it shows

[red falcon]

[amber wigeon]

DID YOU JUST CALL 2B AN E THOT

[clear kraken]

i seen it twice when i was a kid and enjoyed that kind of humor (as a kid)

[spiral meadow]

thats not 2b thats d.va idiot

[red falcon]

I barely remember Rick moranis movies

[lavish umbra]

why would i watch spaceballs when i can watch space jam

[amber wigeon]

[clear kraken]

but yknow, grown up it's just a bad movie

[spiral meadow]

it aint

[red falcon]

2B is a giant e-thot

[pale sleet]

[amber wigeon]

Your mum's a giant e thot

[lavish umbra]

my brain

[amber wigeon]

Smh

[lavish umbra]

[red falcon]

I'll have you know my mom died in the Vietnam war

[spiral meadow]

smh my head

[amber wigeon]

[clear kraken]

my grandfather served in the korean war and got lots of ||girls|| over there

[lavish umbra]

my mom killed some nerd's mom in the vietnam war

[red falcon]

girls @clear kraken

[lavish umbra]

nasty

[clear kraken]

🙂

[red falcon]

That's weird @lavish umbra my mom died to a girl

[clear kraken]

he was a pinup artist too

[lavish umbra]

i like my women how i like my socks

white and skinny

[red falcon]

And stinky?

[clear kraken]

i like my women like i like my toast
||what did you think i'd say?||

[lavish umbra]

what a weird cooincidence elemental

my feet are clean af

just demented

[red falcon]

[clear kraken]

i wish i could finish that line here but i feel like i'd get hammered

[lavish umbra]

big and black

same way u like ur dicks too

[clear kraken]

i own of of those tho

[red falcon]

[clear kraken]

no joke tho

😉

[lavish umbra]

you own a big black woman?

[clear kraken]

jesus fuck

[lavish umbra]

damn, i thought slavery was illegal

[red falcon]

[clear kraken]

shoulda knew where you'd take that, my bad

[amber wigeon]

darn, it's posting hours

[clear kraken]

good jab tho, ngl

that was clever

[red falcon]

That's critical yikes

[spiral meadow]

haha being edgy is funny ahha

[lavish umbra]

its one of my strong points

[clear kraken]

legit clever tho

[red falcon]

Getting ddossed as a network architect is even more hilarious

[lavish umbra]

thank u

[red falcon]

You got a chuckle tho, so you're getting better lmao

[clear kraken]

for real

gonna finish off this bottle tonight to force myself to be sober for the school week

pray for me

[amber wigeon]

Go buy another bottle

[red falcon]

How about you sleep

[clear kraken]

sleep is for the weak

[amber wigeon]

@red falcon I just woke up lol

[red falcon]

Woke up to sleep

[amber wigeon]

Nah

If I go back to sleep I'll probably miss class.

[red falcon]

You live in the UK?

[amber wigeon]

Can't have that happening

I'm in Dubai atm

[red falcon]

O

[amber wigeon]

It's 7:30 rn

[red falcon]

[amber wigeon]

Tad bit early, but can't be helped

[red falcon]

Get ready for class then

[lavish umbra]

i should sleep

[amber wigeon]

Class is in 4 hours

[lavish umbra]

but idk

i aint feeling it

[red falcon]

Never know what could happen

[lavish umbra]

u have class in 4 hours but u awake

[amber wigeon]

Yes.

[lavish umbra]

and not getting any sleep?

i make sure to always get at least 7-8 hours every night

[amber wigeon]

Because I live alone and no one's gonna wake my ass up for college.

[lavish umbra]

so my mind functions normally

[amber wigeon]

So I have to be responsible

[lavish umbra]

use an alarm

[red falcon]

I'll wake you up @amber wigeon

[amber wigeon]

Alarm is the reason I woke up so early

UwU

[lavish umbra]

ew

[red falcon]

Anxiety is my clock

[amber wigeon]

I got about 5 hours of sleep

Good enough

[red falcon]

Imma go to bed at 12 and wake up at 5 to get ready by 7 and leave by 8 for my class at 11

[amber wigeon]

Yikers

[lavish umbra]

anxiety over what?

[clear kraken]

imagine needing to get ready for class

[lavish umbra]

ur in college ffs

[clear kraken]

just go in your pajamas

having never studied

[red falcon]

I commute

[clear kraken]

can drive in your jammies

[red falcon]

And I dont like getting late to anywhere

[lavish umbra]

i do too

[red falcon]

One of my biggest pet peeves

[lavish umbra]

and i arrive late to my class all the time

[clear kraken]

i hate being late but 2 hours to get ready wtf do you do for an hour after you've showered

[red falcon]

I take city buses

[amber wigeon]

Commuting takes time

[clear kraken]

ride those electric scooters duh

[red falcon]

My route to school is about 1 hour and 15 minutes

[amber wigeon]

You never know with public transport

[clear kraken]

crayola scoot time

[lavish umbra]

just buy a motorcycle

[red falcon]

I'm not driving in NYC

You're tripping

[lavish umbra]

then u dont need to take public transportation

why do you go to school in NYC in the first place if ur gonna commute?

[clear kraken]

i wish i lived in NYC

big cities are the wave

[lavish umbra]

nah

[red falcon]

No it isnt tbh

[lavish umbra]

cities suck ass

[red falcon]

I go to school here so I can help my parents

[lavish umbra]

cause a shit ton of traffic

[clear kraken]

still the wave

wavy gravy

[red falcon]

I'd rather commute than drive with all the clown drivers

[lavish umbra]

driving is commuting

[red falcon]

The car service and taxis are the worst

Take the bus, you know what I meant

[clear kraken]

public transportation is healthy

[lavish umbra]

its nasty

[red falcon]

Plus I only need to take 2 busses

I just live in a different neighborhood

[clear kraken]

the bronx? queens? harlem?