#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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fair demands
ecchi memes are quality to some


don't give them new words to attach to
huh i identify as a weeabotaku

i hired a personal trainer to do mealplanning for me
furries = animal weebs
yeah, its big brain time
make them calculate all that stuff, and get you on a training regime
wat's a furry
yes

and they can calculate all the metrics to keep track of your gains and losses, %body fat and BMI and stuff
mine was basically just brocolli, chicken and beef
limits on sugar and strictly 0 alcohol
yeah the first 2-3 weeks are the hardest
you even hallucinate if you're used to higher calorie intake and sugar intake
but that's why you hire a PT for the first month or so
I've never been guilty of eating late at night 
its super worth it, any self-imposed regime
falls flat in less than a week
unless you have superhuman commitment
yeah the caffeine was rough for me too
i got shakes and stuff in my first couple weeks tbh
like, the shakes. Shivers
was smoking a pack over 3 days now im doing it over the whole week feelsblessedman
fuck off nikki
yeah i started dietting and stuff about 1.5 years ago
welf are you ok
i'm way less strict about it now
i pigged out like 6 months ago
and i'm just getting back into it a bit
@flat talon
im your other part now
relapsed alot
not even a pack just smoke the whole cartoon
i lost alot of muscle since then 
lmao
lol

juicy
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frank is gold
just dive deeper into a life of squalor
Frank getting dirty. "my niece.." (Season 5 Episode 4) mac: "you're disgusting animal..."
that's a lotta calories my dude
yeah what is this shit lmao
may aswell use a knife and fork


the only snack i was allowed were these like, wholemeal biscuit thingies
10 calories each

those taste good
in a biscuit
wasn't allowed any other snacks
i was told to avoid fruits cuz my diet was really low sugar
i think green apples are good no?
are you doing keto or sumthin welf?
like apparently even a tiny bit of sugar is really bad
i think certain fruits have a shit ton of sugars
sugar initiates some kind of response in the body where it increases metabolism and just leads to you feeling more hungry
got ya
yeah sugar is a trap
hence leaving you low on energy
just wacth a bunch of jamie oliver shit lmao
the body adapts to try and not story energy, if it thinks it'll be getting alot of energy, it burns alot of it really inefficiently
some kind of reactions where you get only 4 units of energy for low efficiency, which is what your body does when you eat sugar
the normal rate is 32 units of energy if done properly
@flat talon
@lunar radish
@glossy vault When you giving me mod

natural sugar takes longer to process but its still sugar
idk, i'm no nutritionist but my PT was super anal on the no sugar thing
tfw you just ate so you can't drink until your stomach processes the food so you don't puke


i want to get a gym membership when we move so i can de fat myself
i gained 30 lbs this year
i was bouncing between alot of short term relationships and getting bored with work and stuff
it was time to change things up
worked out, found a chick, settled down
stopped partying as much
you know, that type of stuff
i think most guys eventually reach that point at some time in their life
bruh my goal is to actually get an exotic spider
what
like i wanna care for spiders and stuff
i just invested more time into pasta


how do you eat now
for sure. What i found helped too before the PT was signing up for one of those mean subscription service thingies
where they send you portioned meals pre frozen

lol
i signed up for a service for a month
it was good to see what "normal" serving sizes were
what is stromboli
you can use the meals they prep as a guideline after you cancel the service
yeah, i don't think those services are worth it to live off of
but they were good to learn from
dude just eat snacks smaller than your fist dont be an idiot and excercise for at least an hour a day
for snacks you should have almonds
i mean no shame but
yikes
i like carrots and almonds
cashew with no salt bruv
just dont eat for a month

yeah, that's all really good starts
yes
another tip that helped me leading up to the exercise regime was DRINK LOADS OF WATER
so raine you have a dad bod
which basically meant soem lifestyle changes
you gotta make it hella convenient to drink water
anywhere you are
just get an IV
in my case that was just buying like 5 pitchers and leaving them all over the house
next to my table, next to my bed, at my computer
etc etc
Why, to trick yourself into being full?
yes
yes
yeah
its really important leading up to a healthy meal plan/exercise regime
cuz you can gradually go from your junky habits and ease into things a bit more
it's less sudden basically
actually raine have you tried IF
IF?
intermittent fasting
huh, sounds gimmicky
i'm sure it probably works though but
i was after a more drastic change
i dont eat breakfast sometimes
but you have time for discord
it is 12:38 AM right now and i gotta sleep
should probably do a meal prep or someshit
Why does this discord constantly temporarily get removed from my list of servers? 🐳
what the fuck
as in immortality? 
could be the server crashing jimmy
happens at this time of day sometimes, for certain people

this is honestly a meme topic @pale sleet
ye like giving ppl the choice to die and having infinite replaceable parts
bungie wtf 
sounds like sci fi jazz
screw dat
that reminds me, i should probably stop drinking these instant coffees each morning
y
you should
unless you wake up late
3 in one, coffee, whitener and sugar
i cant eat after i wake up
i swear its like 50% whitener and 45% sugar though
makes me nauseous
shitener 
ye I remember having coffee every work day because I was at a hospital, actually felt awful
wow good thing this is ghostposting, that woulda been an awkward type elsewhere
the only good breakfast is drinking a beer 
probably an apple would suffice
i get hard weed naps if i wake and bake these days lmao
the etterna off topic is getting derailed @pale sleet
ye after that "conversation" off topic is on another planet
papa bless for ghost posting
also i should really sleep
waking up at 7 am really hurts
catch them z's 
just do what i do and pull an all nighter 
this talk is really reminding me i needa get back into fitness habits again, i've declined so much
lmao

me on destiny
was at a party literally like 10 hours ago
on who now
12:48 AM
5:48, central Time zone gang
shut up california
if i don't exercise i basically can't sleep lol
rees in wildfire
6:48, florida gang

actually coffe sometimes make tired for some reason
ready for the hurricane
ye coffee made me crash
warm drinks can make you sleepy
The Project itself is canceled, so this is the final clip at the very end in it's own stand alone form. Ghost is a real person, the audio in this clip is rea...
apple skin wakes you up better than coffee tbh
oh nah im in florida’s penis
I would have multiple cups to keep me going on a 12 hour shift
apple skin? just like in eating apples
Get shit on
caffeine increases alertness, which doesnt always mean preventing sleep
yeah, but its the skin of the apple that wakes you up in particular
the apple flesh is just yummy
i gotta buy some apples then
wait do people not eat the whole apple
or just without the skin
depends, if you're driving to work you just chew the skins
I just don't eat the core
i mean people do a lot of weird things
has anyone swallowed a whole apple?
if you got time to sit down and chill with a newpaper or whatever may as well eat the whole apple


"Florida's Penis" this whole state is the penis whatchu mean Tadd
probably
actually what about making apple juice
does it retain its value
or RIP in pieces
if you gave Florida man the time he could probably end the water issues in cali
thats also why you don't really want to eat apples before bedtime
or at least peel the apple first if you do
great now I'm thinking of catfish
not sure about juice tbh, i assume that loses it
but then again, natural sugar also keeps you awake a certain amount too
cuz it takes a while to process and releases alot of energy for a good while
compared to straight suger, that is
I'm getting jealous 
that would be dop
its alot of work but its super worth it
that feeling of being fit
lighter, stronger, no flabby bits
you'll sleep better and your confidence skyrockets
like going from average to fit
is just a huge boost

heh, its worth
i should probably get back into one too
been dieting and trying to exercise more than i have been these past few months, gf lost a family member to a health related disease
been supporting her by dietting and exercising with her
wholesome
but i've been cheating and snacking on the side when shes not around 






baked or fried fish 

then go take a break
if youre about to cry then stop playing and go relax, regardless this is
posting not 🤡 chat
fine.

the work done there is awesome lmao
chad barney feeds otis vegetals. forced to become penguin grenade afterwards You know what, screw it. I'll leave it here. Though inactive, I'll leave it here...

@glossy vault get on this^
Ive done a big dumb
I had the glorious idea of grilling a PB&J
turns out the jelly just oozes out of the sandwich and gets literally everywhere
when you make a burger take the bun and dip the inside in some french toast mix and grill them to make french toast buns
add a little syrup
french toast burger
gross
you know that genius
I have jelly all over my face and shirt now
it is really good tho
and dip it into chocolate 
xenoblade with the 4K texture pack installed and 4K UI
now time to figure out how to unlock the framrate from the stock 30



@north saddle That image doesnt look that high quality, looks about the same as any other image...
-Sent from my Nokia 3100
thats because ur viewing it on a 1080P display

||i dont think he got the joke
||
OH

🤡


bruh moment
i'm a little worried fr
i know i was kidding about that part lmao
but yeah i'm gonna see if it continues, might've just been my eating habits or something
yah i think the more accurate statement is "you probably don't have cancer"
every male has cancer
idk i haven't been around anyone with cancer so i couldn't have caught it
definitely doesn't drink in the day

why
very cool, anton
my father has a stomache ache
head ache
and chills
so either he has food poisoning and were chilling
or im quarantining myself in here for a few days
though if i hear screaming from the bathroom
im gonna go out there and laugh my ass off
Lmfao
what
Nothing, it's something I'd do with my dad lol
if he has a kidney stone i should hear screaming emanating from the bathroom
kidney stones are awful
Mine b-day today, aaaa



2 hours into september 1st and mine friend is already making a birthday song
@livid cedar
Am hope ye can do it
sends care package
i've actually seen welfare and wook post often
which is new to me because most discords i'm in the head mods don't even play the game
but it's cool to see
welf 
they dont play the game
they do chat though
never seen zenith or xavier send a message
man bleach is some cornball
🤠
im 750 



honk

@north saddle 
ok after literally 5 more minutes bleach is MAJOR cornballs
Another mass shooting, gg usa

He was probably playing Destiny beforehand, smh we should shut down this server. Its full of potential terrorists.
yup
WATCH THE ALTERNATE ENDING HERE!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXTKl4KssPs&feature=youtu.be One day, Aku was bored. He decided to order some "EXTRA THICC"...
bruh samurai jack is a classic

I'm getting really fucking annoyed. I keep getting recommendations on YouTube and ads based around private conversations (both text and speech) that only existed in Discord. I think Discord is selling and sharing data.
tis me, am the spy 
damn really? that's pretty fuckin creepy dude
YouTube changed their shit. Reddit changed their shit

for real, the whole data privacy thing is a majorly underlooked issue rn
i've heard alexa and shit actually record your convos
They do.
Look at how ugly this shit is
Changed it two days ago. My video blocker no longer works so the trending page is filled with garbage again. I had 1,950 channels blocked and they are all reappearing now
mine didn't change 2 days ago I'll check now tho
I'm gonna have to program my own extension if the video blocker doesn't get updated
There's a video blocker that let's you right click on a YouTube video to block any videos from that channel from appearing in any of your YouTube pages @clear kraken

Its a chrome extension but it no longer works because YouTube changed their element layout
oh
my YouTube is still normal layout 
I had 1,900 shitty channels blocked. It makes the trending page actually good again (like it used to be many many years ago)
Block all the stupid artists, clickbaity YouTubers that always get trending, etc
It was honestly so good. It helped me actually browse YouTube without instantly getting a headache any time I saw the shitty videos recommended or in the trending tab
i watch a lot of ASMR videos and the recs are pretty decent
but when i'm watching music videos it just recs the same videos i've seen before
ye I usually go off my recommended
You can also block by keyword so if a channel puts out stuff/a series you don't like, you could block it from your feed
sometimes it shows videos I've watched before but it's ok for the most part
Right now YouTubes recommendations algorithm got updated a few days ago and its even more cancer. Its now recommending videos based on "other viewers that watched a video you watched watch this channel's videos"
Like if I watched a need for speed trailer, it would recommend me a toy unboxing or a FIFA let's play
maybe it's because of what I watch but those "viewers of this channel also looked at these videos" are all people I've watched before
If I watched a dashcam video of a car crash it would recommend me some shitty vlogger
Literally all of my internet life revolves around YouTube, Reddit, and Discord and its all shitting on itself.
I'm in hell and the people who are in charge of these services are secretly demons torturing me 
I just got recommended a video of anime girls dancing to rap from 2016
I don't even watch anime on yt
great video tho
I just want anonymity in the internet back. Its only going to get worse with time..
be careful what u say they're watching 
If they're watching.. ||Fuck off and give me free money ||
I suddenly have a craving for orange juice but I'm too lazy to go to the store.
it's ok you'll get recommended an oj delivery service
Mhmm
this boss is very hard 


@iron
I wonder if I could get an Uber Eats to deliver me orange juice
i should make that my pfp
Then I'll tip my delivery guy in lemons
I honestly don't even remember the last time I ordered food for delivery. Its probably been like 4 years
If you pick up food its hotter, fresher, cost less, faster, and if you tip it can go directly to the people that make your food (depending on the place)
just make it yourself 
Psh, I can't make pizza as good as my local pizza joint
Plus its cheaper to buy it there and no mess and less time
Same thing with Chinese food
there's this homemade place not too far away that I like
they have the bread bites too, it's fresh air compared to closer stuff like pizza hit
"hit" I'ma leave it like that
Local pizza is wayyyy better than fast food pizza
ur not wrong
Best fast food pizza is dominos, I would say
I feel like it's regional
cus dominos is pure ass in some places
same for pizza hut
Yea. I'm talking best experience though. I've had like best of the best for each place
Due to knowing the workers
There's 3 or 4 near me, they're all ass because they're shittily managed
Same with dominos
just start calling in like a karen and demand to speak to their boss
I no longer have a papa johns near me, they went out of business
Probably because of all the karebs
Yes, karebs
darn
Smh I have beef in the fridge that expires today and I'm too lazy to cook it.
skorge
I was gonna have fish today but I guess I'll have it tomorrow
I'm gonna refreeze my beef. I have no idea if I'm supposed to do that but I'm doing it
I had Outback tonight and it was :🔥:
do they have Outbacks all over or is it a southern or Florida thing?
s
We have one in bama.
Dont think theres any near upstate ny

i'm sorry i'll pray for you
We got garbage plates tho so its all good
just means that their plates are garbage
You take beans, mac salad, your choice of either hotdogs hamburgers or cheeseburgers, mix it all together and some others thing you can choose and put some hotsauce in it
actually sounds pretty interesting
Basically a summer dinner just thrown into a grinder
i'd love to try that
Any logicool gamers?
I feel unsafe
Man, that reminds me of my time in Akihabara.
I think it's funny how they had to be logicool there because there was a Logitech in that country already
Outback is overpriced Garbo steak
@bold forum ❤

@full forge 
Ultrawide is sooo good
Nahh just one big one 🙃
cool setup
i get worried when i see keyboards place prime and centre like that
whats the DPI of your mouse at?
I think 1200dpi
ehh, could be worse
People say put it on 800
like 1199 dpi
could shift the mousepad over a bit maximise mouse pad room

I will move that mousepad to the right you are right
i have a friend who paid 80 bucks for a huge mousepad, then 50% of the mouse pad is on the left of the keyboard, where he puts his food. The other 40% is taken up by keyboard
then 10% on the right for the mouse
he plays at like 6200 DPI
i told him he's a total idiot
thats why i stick to dark mousepads xD
True,but i like white i wanted keyboard in white also but my ex bought me black one
supposedly black mousepads track slightly better than white due to less optical noise/reflected light
but modern sensors could work over sand so probably makes 0 difference in this day and age
So thats the reason i noticed i was better on black 6mm steelseries mousepad
i mean the color black goes with anything so why not
steelseries qck is probably the best mousepad i reckon
the only problem i have with it is it degrades in like 6 months of hard use
Qck heavy yeees
most other mousepads last at least 1-2 years
I head myn from 2011-2018
oh, after 2 years the mousepad is still useable, but the feel of it is diminished
doesnt have that silky smooth sliideee to it anymore
FUCK my drink just sprayed my monitor again
unluckers 
During day i need cable management halp
i've never seen a mousepad that big
holy balogne bongoly
that's what the real gamers use?
You know it 👽
i consume vagina 😎
i'm envious
Yep il take a shoot from side
i'm feeling aroused
Alienware 3440x1440 120hz gsync so smooth in d2
That midle line would drive me nuts
Yeah I did it for the meme
People were making fun of my ultrawide screen so I went wider
my mousepad hangs off my desk 
I heard samsung has uber ultrawide 32:9i think
Nah it just stretches stuff
@full forge can you see behind yourself?
360 view haha
360 monitor 
welcome to VR
I've played some games on a big vr screen, it's weird
This was before i mounted it on wall,stand was to big for my desk
Did you noticed how emblems glich
i mean at least the planet looks ckinda cool
Yeah emblems glitch with normal ultrawides
They're fine with solid colors most of the time
Can you talk normal not in twitch chat language @mild crystal tnx
stop breaking the game
Sure
does it one more time for good measure
Test.

Ffs my neighbors are smoking and the smell is so gross
Finally have been able to open the windows the past couple days since its starting to cool down
The person on the floor below is a psycopath who thinks the previous person living in my apartment pours acid on her thru the flooring
I'm gonna go buy them Juuls or break their legs. One of the two... 

I can't stand the smell
And what they're doing isn't illegal so I can't stop them lmao
I can't stand second hand smoke either
I'm not rich enough to run the ac 24/7 
Ac 24/7 isnt healthy either
wot
nowadays AC'd air is fine. It just takes all the moisture out of the air but that's not always a bad thing
unless you have a defective circulator in which case there's trouble.... but with AC's thats much more rare than heaters
ive had mine on all day for like a month 
atleast i dont feel like im sick or anything
i invested like 6k aud (roughly 4k usd) into a solar power system about 2 years ago
Isnt it always sunny in aus?
havent worried about electricity since then
yep
its basically a tonne of free electricity
australian get their money back on solar power installations in like 2~3 years
To setup solar pannels and shite
my system has just about paid for itself now
i also sell a bunch of power back to the grid
Sounds good man
i think in summer when i run the ac 24/7 my electricity bills are less than 50 bucks per quarter
in winter and stuff i get paid from teh grid
negative cost bills 
which basically just stays as credit on the account and pays fo my summer bills

just perks of living in a hot dry country thats always sunny and infested with snakes and venomous spiders
Have you seen one irl tho?
Ive seen a non venomous snake
i like to go hiking, and on hiking trails you see LOTS of wildlife
I have one nearby
smell of eucalyptus leaves, its very pleasant
I mean Australia is upside down so when the heat rises it just hits the ground and never goes away
mobile typing is gonna give me an aneurysm
Living is gonna give me an aneurism
and laugh at the rediculously wrong sentences that come out
Use swifttyping
"Please no, brother" -KStreak
🍞
You're missing a bunch of i's in oniichan
you like to paint a picture with your words I see
Idk if i should eat more lasagna
I mean it's lasagna that's reason enough to eat more
Do it, Garfield

Eat until there is no more lasagna
I've eaten like a 20x10cm slice already
I need to get fat ok so imma eat more
r/imsorryjon?
ok so that Japanese I said earlier was actually completely right and that worries me
the YouTube video that showcased the retro game animation of Garfield was hot
No more lasagna left ):
Why does my brother catch non venomous snakes & try to get bitten by them?
Good job
make more
fudge i need a fork
Lick it clean
Speaking of, I need to make some Mexican lasagna soon
This is the best lasagna i have ever eaten
pretty bold words
Do u wanna taste?
Is that a French sales paper I see?
it's lasagna so I'm all for it
LASAGNA
I haven't had lasagna in over 6 years.
you what
that looks like someone took a liquidy shit on your plate
Yea, that doesn't look that good
Its pretty liquidy but it tastes good
Looks better than American dishes
I had to chop it up place it all over my plate to microwave it
Nuketown
Imma turn into hulk after eatin all this microwaved food
great now I want to make lasagna it was so good last time

I want to try frying lasagna.

Only gonna use the microwave from now on
They can cause harm because they literally make microwaves
What is that 😮
Last food I fried was apple slices. Can't be eating anything healthy.
got a b+ on a test about a book i didnt read pog
Looks like raw chicken to me
It is breaded
How does that look raw? 
hmm, why's he smacking it
but yeah i dun think they look similar
probably honey garlic chicken
||but I said it was general tso's...||
That it was
Besides the rice. I kinda fucked up the rice
It came out too sticky.
||that's what she said||

too much water? or did you not wash the rice until the water ran clear
I dunno, I just used microwave minute rice
everyone i know always messed up rice even with a rice cooker
like i just don't know how that happens
fair, but it works in a pot too, microwave rice is just convenient


Pot rice poggies

I have brown rice now tho
I just cook rice in a pot :l
just cook the pot in rice
salmon ella
whats a rice cooker?
Rice cookers are cool and all
Ive never had rice
I have made a big mistake
Rice cookers seem like a waste then cause you got pots
my mom uses an instant pot and those things have got some range
Fuccccc
if you eat alot of rice the keep warm function is super nice
cook rice once, set it to keep warm, and the rice stays good for days
possibly a week
you should be cooled down
also i use a pressure rice cooker
the rice comes out really nice, its called glutinous rice
I didn't have any parmesan cheese at home so i came to buy some at the supermarket. Turns out its a Sunday. But also the 1st day of the month
Theres like 200 people here
I just wanted cheese :-:
Oh yea, its september

When I had planned to play redactedkeep
Thats why rice should be cooled down 
if its kept above danger zone it's fine
^
highway to the danger zone
at or above 65c no bacteria harmful to humans can survive
Bacteria can't grow at that high of temp?
no bacteria harmful to humans afaik
The bacteria in rice survives cookin :l
I thought it was like 80-90°c where they couldnt grow
why don't we just heat up our bodies so we never get sick 
Why don't we just cool our bodies so we never get sick?


Rice tips ;D
oh yeah good rice warmers turn off at night so that cools them
Smh I reheat my rice at least 40 times before eating
xD
So the rice warmers leave the rice at room temperature at night?
do u want to say hi to my best frend?


I asked him to get me vegemite
vegemite? you OZ?
Here are my best fwends
i hear ozzies love vegemite
Anybody has any experience with qustodio before that I can talk to
A friend of mine needs help with it
noone said hi to my best fwends 😦
Herro!
vegemite is an acquired taste
Yo
i never really ate it growing up so even when i have it i put barely any on my toast
@nova jacinth is it deadly
vegemite only sandwhich
I saw megan and rebb from warframe eat it
i'm a nutella man through and through
like, if you're new to vegemite you put like the tiniest amount on your bread
I finna snort a pacc man
idk, vegemite tastes weird af, not a fan tbh
a sandwich but replace the bread with Vegemite, the meat is also Vegemite, it's all Vegemite
Chocolate is eugh
Jusy eat vegemite out of the jar with a spoon

The only chocolate I will eat is: white chocolate, fudge, frosting, brownies, Reese's, Take 5, Star Crunch, and M&Ms. Every other type of chocolate can burn
Especially dark chocolate
imagine not eating hershey's dark chocolate bars
Dark chocolate = cancer
dark chocolate is actually healthier for you by far than milk chocolate
Of course it is
Eating sweet things yikes
Its still utter toss though
FUCK i spilt my drink on myself
dark salted caramel chocolate 🙂
Jonah's Curse 94 Proof liquor = Diet Dr Pepper
tyvm
i don't drink anything but water and rum & coke
I drink juices and water, occasionally soda.
i hate soda but it makes such a great mixer
Kimmy is an alcohol expert

Use san pellegrino.
-15?
my parents refuse to let me buy vodka so it's rum or whiskey for me
and tequila too they hate
-15 in all stats
anything they think is "the hard stuff"
weird, but that's their perception of alcohol
vodka is nice
as long as it aint bud light
little do they know i drink like 3-4 shots a night lmao
not that much but it's a decent amount of alcohol consumed
I remember having malt liquor, that was 
malt liquor makes me cream
A lot of my friends are obsessed with beer. Like, why?? The only thing I think beer is good for is batter.
Or a dark Guinness is alright
ipa posting
let's just become russians
paint thinner for a real experience
Liquor sucks. I drink maybe once a year
huff airplane glue for maximum pleasure
funny enough, i've known a person who huffed airplane glue and a person who huffed gasoline as a kid
granted the latter is a little "behind the curve" now
and what did you huff

it does smell good but that's only because a certain substance smells like it
do yall watch Bleach?
I've been watching it lately and it started off CORNBALL but now it's picking up
Yea (BTW the anime never finishes)
should I keep watching?
Yea
right now he's just gone to the soul society for the first time after training for 10 days





















