💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[red falcon]

@nova jacinth yeah, gotta download each file though

[arctic bloom]

for some reason dues ex HR doesn't have borderless fullscreen

even borderless gaming doesn't work on it

[mild mesa]

are you guys even my frens :(

[nova jacinth]

[arctic bloom]

wat raine you don't like dues ex

[tame sapphire]

[arctic bloom]

if cyperpunk2077 doesn't have stealth ima be disappointed

[red falcon]

If I cant naruto run in 2077 I'm refunding the game

[arctic bloom]

bruh i just wanna feel like an assassin is that too much to ask

being a weeb here i know

[red falcon]

Play hitman then

[arctic bloom]

yeah i have that on my log games that i need

to play

[bold forum]

Pretty sure they said there is stealth

[red falcon]

Hitman is a lot of fun stealthing

[agile oracle]

clownposting time

[arctic bloom]

hope killing doesn't have consequences or at least minor ones

[agile oracle]

[arctic bloom]

in cyperpunk of course

don't take my message as out of context

[red falcon]

Why not

[arctic bloom]

cause you know killing makes you the bad guy and stuff

[red falcon]

Pfft, if no ones there to see it, did it really happen?

[arctic bloom]

game developer logic doesn't work like that tbh

in dishonored it makes sense cause you are spreading out diseases

[red falcon]

Ah yes, decapitated man, curse those diseases

[signal jacinth]

Don't forget stuff like deus ex and prey

those games with concequences are great

[native lake]

owo @bold forum

[red falcon]

They are tbh

[signal jacinth]

and of course, bioshock

[arctic bloom]

OG dues ex probably has consequences yeah

i need to do a complete stealth playthrough yeah

[signal jacinth]

don't forget the first mission in wich you can choose to stay at HQ to uncover a plot that your boss might be corrupt, at the cost of the hostages you were sent to free dying

[red falcon]

Personally I liked ME2 handling on your decisions, was pretty neat

[marble fern]

mass effect 2?

[red falcon]

Yeah lol

[arctic bloom]

yeah consequences are nice

[red falcon]

The final mission

I got through most of it flawlessly, till legion got domed

[bold forum]

@native lake uwu

[red falcon]

[marble fern]

like half of the crew died during that mission

[red falcon]

Howd you manage that

[marble fern]

didn't do most of the loyalty missions

[red falcon]

[marble fern]

moment

[red falcon]

I did them all, even though I used Tali and Garrus

[marble fern]

[fierce bolt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u8f6pE69k0

[red falcon]

Tali is best space waifu

[arctic bloom]

discord is hardware lagging in game

[red falcon]

Uninstall and reinstall

[arctic bloom]

i gotta try that

[red falcon]

[marble fern]

I used garrus and miranda for most of the game

[red falcon]

Miranda

If you ever used Ashley that's a certified bruh moment

[marble fern]

I used Liara in the first game

[elfin fog]

In ME2 I always sacrificed the hostages to kill the terrorist mastermind, 100% worth

[red falcon]

That was for Zaeeds mission right?

[pale sleet]

[elfin fog]

I forget, it was the Batarian terrorist who was trying to crash asteroids into populated human planets

[red falcon]

Oh nvm then

I talked them down lmao

[elfin fog]

Tried to use the rando scientist NPCs to bargain for his release but he gets away if you do that and he's a genocidal ideologue maniac so I just shot him

[red falcon]

I did that the second time around

[nova jacinth]

does witcher 3 have consequences to choices

[red falcon]

Maybe

[arctic bloom]

yeah it does

[red falcon]

DA Inquisition does, which is nice

[mild crystal]

i was quite sad that i didnt get the metro exodus good ending

i never knew that

u cant know without spoiling

and there is no honor meter

[arctic bloom]

that one is hard to do

[red falcon]

Just get the good ending on 2033 then

[elfin fog]

I actually really liked DA Inquisition, but I never finished it

[red falcon]

Then ending is neat

[elfin fog]

I made a tiny elf wizard lass with edgy tumblr hair who romanced the giant qunari spy

[red falcon]

I missed the love scene even after dueling for my PCs love interest

I thought itd be like Mass Effect

[elfin fog]

i just remember cracking up at the random npc who lets everyone know she's transgender and all these grizzled war veterans are abruptly really supportive, like, it's okay bioware we get it

[red falcon]

I dont remember that

[elfin fog]

or, wait, he? can't remember the gender since they were pretty unimportant

[nova jacinth]

i haven't played the metros yet

[red falcon]

I just romanced the accountant

[elfin fog]

oh, the spanish lady?

[red falcon]

Yeye

[elfin fog]

haha aw

[red falcon]

It was neato

@nova jacinth start with 2033, if you got nitro you get LL and 2033

[elfin fog]

my lesbian friend was apparently upset that the only romance option for her was the insano meth elf, which, tbh yeah raw deal there

[red falcon]

Lmao

[nova jacinth]

i own both on steam anyways xD

also my nitro is the baby nitro

no games

[red falcon]

Go ahead and play them, they're very fun

[bold forum]

same

[red falcon]

You can only play on ranger difficulty

[fierce bolt]

[elfin fog]

i like the idea of metro but whenever i try to play them i get turned off by the jank and how bad the weapons are

[arctic bloom]

meth elf nanda kore wa

[red falcon]

@elfin fog that's the point

[nova jacinth]

yeah i thikn i have 10-15 minutes in one of the metros

[elfin fog]

i love the atmosphere and changing gas mask filters and wiping grunge off the goggles but the weapons are annoying

[red falcon]

Everything is shit in metro

[nova jacinth]

ic ant remember why i didnt get into it but it was probably somethign dumb like no native 144 htz support

or FoV

or something

[elfin fog]

idk that's kind of like the whole "resident evil is supposed to have bad controls because atmosphere" thing

i get it, but i don't like it

[red falcon]

My game autosave at the last level when I had no oxygen left

[nova jacinth]

or janky controller port issues with sensitivity idk, usually when i drop games those are teh common culprits

[arctic bloom]

bruh if u want to be scarred just play dead space 1 and 2

[nova jacinth]

i'm very picky with things being minimally janmky lol

[red falcon]

I used a controller lol

[arctic bloom]

make sure that you are in a quite room

possibly turn off the lights

[red falcon]

Condemned is also pretty good

[nova jacinth]

i started rage yesterday, man that game was all kinds of jank

[arctic bloom]

hell yeah

[nova jacinth]

but its like old af now so the community has mods to fix al lteh jank

[mild crystal]

i played metro on reader difficulty

lmao

[native lake]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ThriftyConsiderateGrunion-max-1mb.gif

[red falcon]

I ran out of oxygen tanks at the tower hemo

I also remember soft capping myself in the first run when Artyom is tripping in the airplane

[random meteor]

t

[marble fern]

@warm knot

[bold forum]

i have last light redux but never played it

[arctic bloom]

i gotta ask

[red falcon]

It's worth kimmy

[arctic bloom]

how good is metro redux compared to exodus

[warm knot]

@marble fern

[red falcon]

Control wise? Exodus is better

[mild crystal]

I [LAYED METRO ON READER DIFFICULTY

[candid karma]

@marble fern

[arctic bloom]

in terms of gameplay and story

[red falcon]

Personally? I like redux better

I liked the constant depressing setting of the metro

[bold forum]

just like real life

[red falcon]

Exactly

[native lake]

[red falcon]

But for real though the dark atmosphere was nice

[untold tusk]

:WidePeepoHappy1: :WidePeepiesX2: :WidePeepies2: :WidePeepoBless3:

[red falcon]

[arctic bloom]

yeah metro's atmosphere is creepy but is good

[red falcon]

I remember encountering the mutant gorillas at the library

That's what really got me spooked

[arctic bloom]

for some reason allies in game make me feel safe

[untold tusk]

Weightlifters go to the library too

[red falcon]

They were swol

[wheat grail]

@north saddle

[north saddle]

darn is this game real life or wt 4K MAX

[pale sleet]

[red falcon]

Nice shop, we all know you're camping

[elfin fog]

it's a game, i can tell from some of the pixels and having seen many games in my time

[north saddle]

ur viewing it on a 1080P panel thats why @elfin fog

[nova jacinth]

yeah it looks like a game, i can tell from the fact i've been outside once before in my life and the irl bushes looked wierd

[long tundra]

I can tell cause it has a HUD

[elfin fog]

implying i'm not viewing it on a pimax 8k streamed directly from my dual watercooled 2080tis on top of my gleaming ivory penthouse

the truth hurts

[north saddle]

he hasnt seen the framrate has he

[elfin fog]

where we're going we won't NEED framerates

[wheat grail]

Thinking videos games look like real life

[nova jacinth]

irl runs at 24 FPS

-someone on the internet

[north saddle]

16 X the detail

[red falcon]

Tasso hand reveal

[hidden bough]

[nova jacinth]

tasso's shirt sleeve reveal

[elfin fog]

see that one's real, you can tell because of the clawlike hand and extremely starchy sleeves

[hidden bough]

[nova jacinth]

cosplaying 18th century linen shirts

[north saddle]

forgot how to summon my horse

[nova jacinth]

x

[north saddle]

omg thx raine

[elfin fog]

you don't cosplay 18th century linen shirts? spoken like a true virgin smh

[red falcon]

You cosplaying as the Spanish inquisition tho @elfin fog

[north saddle]

the glorious resolution

[red falcon]

Wow that horse's hair is so real

[marble fern]

@candid karma

[mild crystal]

tasso

what game is that

mordhau?

[north saddle]

kingdome come

[mild crystal]

it looks like it

its mordhau

[north saddle]

I uninstalled mordhau

[marble fern]

it isn't

[mild crystal]

its mordhau 100%

[north saddle]

[nova jacinth]

its minecraft with the new texture pack update

aKtuAlLY

[mild crystal]

does it have rtx

[north saddle]

rtx cards in 2019

[candid karma]

@marble fern

[wheat grail]

Using a 980ti in 2019

[north saddle]

runs all my games at 4K MAX settings

[elfin fog]

@red falcon technically it's monty python but good catch

the 980ti is still pretty good actually, it'll play pretty much anything at 1080p/60

i upgraded to a vega 64 a while back for that 1440/144hz goodness

[north saddle]

vega 64 isnt a upgrade from the 980ti

its the same card

[elfin fog]

it's a conspiracy

[wheat grail]

Imagine wanting a 4k monitor when a 3840 x 1600 and a 3440 x 1440 Monitor is better and is half the price of a 4k 144hz

[north saddle]

no its a fact 😄

thats not 4K @wheat grail

[wheat grail]

It's superior and cheaper

[north saddle]

anyways thats enough kingdom come for now

[wheat grail]

Extra width > 16:9

[vale pebble]

Ultrawide is for losers

[elfin fog]

framerate > resolution > width imo

[vale pebble]

no one cares about wider fov

[wheat grail]

[north saddle]

Resolution > Graphics > framrate > width

[wheat grail]

UW is superior

Resolution and Frame Rate > 4k

[vale pebble]

res/graphics > frames > width

[north saddle]

4K is resolution ???

[vale pebble]

4k isnt needed tbh

[elfin fog]

4k isn't really important imo unless you're like, gaming on a huge tv from across the room maybe

[north saddle]

negative

4K looks amazing up close

[elfin fog]

4k60hz would be nice for a couch gaming experience i imagine

[vale pebble]

4k is more important the closer u are

ur brain wrong

[celest elm]

swapped my pc parts today. Ryzen 7 3800x, RTX 2080 Super, 32 GB, LED Gsync screen 27" 165hz

[wheat grail]

Using a TV for a monitor

[north saddle]

if the 4K montior / tv is far away u notice it less

[celest elm]

i am nutting so hard fro mthe difference, theres several layers of paint on the backwall

"paint"

[north saddle]

[mild crystal]

TASSO U RUN AT 30 FPS

[north saddle]

60

unless its witcher 3 or kingdom come

[celest elm]

running at solid 200-ish fps without vsync, on max settings on D2

[red falcon]

@elfin fog what was Monty python? Got busy

[north saddle]

but I optimize most of my games to run at 4K 60

[mild crystal]

U RUN UNDERTALE ON 4K OFC ITS 60

[elfin fog]

when i was a kid i'd play half life 2 at 640x480 to get 75 fps on my crt monitor even with my crappy computer

[celest elm]

due to gsync being there, to replace vsync

[elfin fog]

i thought it looked more realistic on a lower resolution

years later i found out i needed glasses :^)

[marble fern]

@north saddle

[strange elk]

Oh boy

[wheat grail]

Tasso is the type of person to flex getting 60fps on 4k in Garry's Mod

[vale pebble]

@elfin fog did you just see like a blurry blob for everything

[strange elk]

Tasso is honking again

[elfin fog]

@red falcon my avatar is the "nobody expects the spanish inquisition" scene from monty python

[wheat grail]

When is he not?

[elfin fog]

no, i was just regular type nearsighted

[north saddle]

is it just me or is clown music playing through this chat rn

[red falcon]

Oh yeah, I know that lmao

[elfin fog]

this is back when 1024x768 was "standard"

[vale pebble]

@strange elk tasso's gender is clown

[pale sleet]

[north saddle]

[red falcon]

Was just saying gecko

[strange elk]

Tasso I can feel the earthquake as ur massive clown shoes hit the ground

[mild crystal]

[nova jacinth]

[north saddle]

thats u shek

[wheat grail]

Real rain

[elfin fog]

well you know what they say about big feet

[strange elk]

Nice comeback

[vale pebble]

Shek tasso is too short his feet dont touch the ground from his chair

[elfin fog]

...big hands

[strange elk]

Haha yes danny

[nova jacinth]

just wear high heels

[strange elk]

Actually a 5ft 2 gamer

[nova jacinth]

[north saddle]

Im not kyler @strange elk

[nova jacinth]

i'm like a half inch taller than you, dw

vertically challenged gang

[wheat grail]

@north saddle Idk you act like him

[strange elk]

Being short is fine, means u don't hit ur head on things

[elfin fog]

you're all like, armrest height

[north saddle]

[mild crystal]

clowners

[elfin fog]

@strange elk it's true, also you live longer and don't have fucking BACK PAIN IN YOUR 20s

[nova jacinth]

lmao and most my friends say that too, practically all my friends are at least 5'9~6'6 ish

[red falcon]

Just lay down lmao

[vale pebble]

that tasso doesnt have big feet

[mild crystal]

smh

[strange elk]

That's why danny devito is immortal

[crimson mural]

just done die lmao

[elfin fog]

cardiovascular stresses of being tall iirc

[strange elk]

Boys we cracked it

[marble fern]

clown hours

[red falcon]

Because your body is stressed the taller you get

[marble fern]

@north saddle actual clown

[arctic bloom]

your heart puts in more work

[marble fern]

[elfin fog]

could also be correlation with giganticism negatively impacting lifespan but i imagine most competent studies correct for that

[nova jacinth]

[north saddle]

triv lactose

[strange elk]

ghostposting hours

[elfin fog]

i'm 6'7 and suddenly remembering i need to do more cardio

[strange elk]

6'7 what the fuck

[mild crystal]

dud

dud

pepega clap in da chat

did

dud

[wheat grail]

👏

[strange elk]

[marble fern]

bee called tasso gay

that is true

[wheat grail]

[candid karma]

[north saddle]

@somber anvil

[strange elk]

Bee is telling the truth

[candid karma]

@strange elk

[strange elk]

Tasso is very gay

[marble fern]

@candid karma

[north saddle]

THIS WHOLE LFG CHANNEL NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN

[strange elk]

Choo choo man is here

[somber anvil]

[marble fern]

train

[candid karma]

[wheat grail]

@north saddle We just need to ban you again

[candid karma]

train is here

[north saddle]

no I think its ur time to exit

[marble fern]

Lactose is being rn

[strange elk]

All for banning tasso say i

I

[marble fern]

i

[wheat grail]

Sorry you are the one who's been banned before

[candid karma]

i

[vale pebble]

he is speaking the language of the gods

[wheat grail]

I

[arctic bloom]

initiate defon 5

[elfin fog]

it's actually "aye" not i what are you guys 12

do you even read bro

reported

for wrong spellings

[marble fern]

actual clown

[wheat grail]

[strange elk]

Still, with an overwhelming amount of votes

[marble fern]

imagine being in the fortnite channel

[strange elk]

@somber anvil ban him

[marble fern]

[north saddle]

can u guys stop clowning arount

[marble fern]

you stop clowning first

[strange elk]

You need to stop acting up

[north saddle]

no its just u

[somber anvil]

[wheat grail]

Imagine streaming to your imaginary friends

[marble fern]

tasso is clowning a lot rn

[nova jacinth]

false advertising

[strange elk]

Every day in this server you are acting up

[wheat grail]

@somber anvil

[north saddle]

I never act up @strange elk

[marble fern]

you do

[strange elk]

It's like having kyler back

[wheat grail]

Then explain you being banned?

[elfin fog]

maybe i should watch twitch just so i understand these emoji

[north saddle]

[wheat grail]

I watched it happen

[strange elk]

Tasso got banned because he made fun of minorities

Pvp players

[wheat grail]

[north saddle]

[wheat grail]

Wot

[north saddle]

no

[marble fern]

we ban tasso again

[strange elk]

Was that ocean or u

[elfin fog]

pvp players took my job

[north saddle]

think it was ocean

[strange elk]

Swear u got banned for posting ur 5500 in genchat

[north saddle]

thats ocean not me

[strange elk]

Ok clown

[north saddle]

I got banned for spoiling the funny movie

[strange elk]

Ur acting up again

[wheat grail]

He spoiled endgame when it was against the rules

[north saddle]

thats u shek

[strange elk]

Oh yeah lmao

[marble fern]

that is you

@north saddle

[strange elk]

That was funny

[elfin fog]

snape kills dumbledore with rosebud

[mild crystal]

red dead 2 ending is

[wheat grail]

Someone didn't

[north saddle]

[marble fern]

@mild crystal ok

game is like 10 months old

[mild crystal]

OK ITS STILL CONSOLE ONLY

[strange elk]

He did the funny

Big funni

[mild crystal]

SO IF IT COMES ON PC UR BASICALLY DONE

[elfin fog]

do people really care about the endgame ending tho like

[north saddle]

consoles > pc

[elfin fog]

all marvel movies are literally the exact same movie

"oh no we have a disagreement friend"

"let us resolve it through punching despite our godlike powers"

[strange elk]

It was shit because captain marvel was there

[marble fern]

mcu =

[elfin fog]

"the villain appears to have the advantage all is lost"

[candid karma]

[marble fern]

imagine watching movies

[vale pebble]

i

[marble fern]

[elfin fog]

"nvm, we won again"

[arctic bloom]

so snapping half the universe is a disagreement

[elfin fog]

they made a few movies about it so yeah i think so

[marble fern]

I haven't seen a movie in over a year

[elfin fog]

that's another marvel pet peeve like, the scope is too big

[nova jacinth]

netflix gives 1 month free subscription

[elfin fog]

"the villain is gonna destroy the world" is already too grandiose to relate to and kind of boring, now it's the whole universe? whai

[nova jacinth]

i accidentally got a free month trying to sign into my old netflix account

[marble fern]

@nova jacinth I have a subscription to netflix

[marble fern]

and amazon prime as well

[nova jacinth]

for some reason i mistyped the wrong email and instead they made that email into a new account and i get 1 month free lol

[marble fern]

[mild crystal]

SHEK FACE REVEAL

he is a baby

[elfin fog]

flight obviously this will allow me to secure additional garlic bread

[strange elk]

Not my insta

Was on reddit

[vale pebble]

sorry I'm late the party internet is bad and messages show up in batches

[strange elk]

Yeah that's me 100%

Fuck you danny

[mild crystal]

i thought shek was black

[elfin fog]

who's danny

[candid karma]

@marble fern ||redacted|| when

[marble fern]

@candid karma gen chat and a month ago

[strange elk]

[candid karma]

[marble fern]

did the wrong feels emote

[candid karma]

social 1 poppin off

@north saddle go stream in social 1

[marble fern]

social 1 being very rn

[north saddle]

I would but I cant

U cant steam in social channels

[strange elk]

I join social 1 at work yes

[candid karma]

raine joined

[opaque grail]

Tasso's in there. That's enough for me to not join.

[strange elk]

Birb what lvl is ur rogue

[wheat grail]

Triv and Tasso in a VC?

[marble fern]

me muted

[opaque grail]

17 I'm waiting on a buddy to level up since the group I was with is no lifing a lot harder than I am.

And screw leveling alone.

[marble fern]

I am only level 6 orc hunter

and I am leveling alone

[strange elk]

Its classic, not suprised

[north saddle]

im level 60 rn @marble fern

[high wasp]

Wow is kinda

[marble fern]

@north saddle you don't have game time you clown

[strange elk]

Gonna jump on when it's not cancer in the starting zones

[elfin fog]

i played wow back in vanilla and like, why would you want to go back

burning crusade was better

[strange elk]

Retail is shit rn

[marble fern]

bfa is bad

[strange elk]

Legion was

[north saddle]

vanilla fortnite is better then season X fortnite

[opaque grail]

On the one hand, it's fun living the nostalgia, and I'm also playing Horde which I never did until late Cataclysm.

[mild crystal]

if u player wow ur literally a boomer

[north saddle]

[marble fern]

legion was actually great

[opaque grail]

On the other hand, it's classic.

[strange elk]

Triv probably had 500rio score

What a gamer

[opaque grail]

Yeah I loved Cata and Legion the most. Didn't play BC or Wrath so can't comment on them.

[somber anvil]

https://youtu.be/d9wj5lvBSk0

[north saddle]

yea battle for azeroth was apparently the best dlc for wow

[marble fern]

the worst

warlords of dreanor was better

[mild crystal]

whats ghostposting

[strange elk]

I agree with tasso

[mild crystal]

shadowkeep but in wow

[arctic bloom]

it is a channel named after me

[strange elk]

Bfa 🐐

[opaque grail]

Tasso did you get hacked by hemo?

[north saddle]

[marble fern]

warlords was actually great for gold making

[mild crystal]

dont "pepelaugh dont tell him" me

pls

[elfin fog]

warlords WAS great for gold making

[opaque grail]

Tells you at the top of your screen.

[elfin fog]

so was early wotlk tho

[strange elk]

That's because nobody played the game, they sat in garrisons buying all their shit

[elfin fog]

i sold so much cobalt

[mild crystal]

didnt see that

[opaque grail]

Also #tutorial tells you if you bothered to read that.

[marble fern]

it screwed up the entire economy

[strange elk]

Legion goldmaking wasnt too bad

[mild crystal]

I've never playied wow should I get into it? I also don't like long queue times

[north saddle]

no skate

[opaque grail]

Haha

[north saddle]

wow sucks

[strange elk]

Just slammed sky Golems on 2 engineers

[elfin fog]

demon hunters were p fun too

[mild crystal]

@opaque grail i bet you read the manual instructions for your new fridge

[marble fern]

imagine buying reskinned flying mounts from the bfa rep vendors for like 100k gold

[elfin fog]

i remember when death knights first came out and that shit was mindblowing

[marble fern]

[strange elk]

Bdk in legion

[mild crystal]

dud

dud

[elfin fog]

soloing onyxia at level 80 :^)

[opaque grail]

Yes because I like to not be ignorant?

[marble fern]

what about that 5 million gold mount

[mild crystal]

actual 5head

[elfin fog]

why would you buy that

[opaque grail]

[strange elk]

The longboi

[opaque grail]

I don't have asmon's emotes so that's the best I can do.

[elfin fog]

besides, i had netherdrakes

the ultimate flex

[strange elk]

Any spergs

[opaque grail]

[elfin fog]

nobody gets netherdrakes anymore that rep grind is lonnnnng

[mild crystal]

@opaque grail just dont be ignorant lulw

[marble fern]

never did that rep grind

[opaque grail]

[elfin fog]

nobody did except bc vets

[strange elk]

Netherwings exalted is zzzzzz

[marble fern]

I only have like 15 reps at exalted

[mild crystal]

hahaha

[marble fern]

9 of them are legion reps

[strange elk]

Was like 8 mounts tho so worth

[opaque grail]

I'm at 54 and I don't play the toon that has 54 any more

[marble fern]

at least the 100 rep achievement is account wide

[strange elk]

Think I'm at like 70 something

Bfa having no content apart from raids made me rep farm

[marble fern]

it took bfa 10 months to add a dungeon

[strange elk]

TRUE

[agile oracle]

is it a trap if you want to spring it willingly?

[marble fern]

from what I seen, operation mechagon is a good dungeon

but waiting 10 months to add it is

[arctic bloom]

bang bang skeet skeet

[native lake]

WoW bad

[marble fern]

legion had a better content cycle

@strange elk don't you agree

[strange elk]

77 days

[marble fern]

yeah

[strange elk]

Legit perfect

[marble fern]

while it it is taking bfa around 3 to 4 months between updates

including the .5 patches

[granite umbra]

wtf social 1 is full

smh

let me in

LET ME INNNN

.gif "let me in"

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/F0Wp.gif

[granite umbra]

[pale sleet]

[bold forum]

[granite umbra]

https://tenor.com/5LZw.gif

do this outside a cinema

[marble fern]

clown

[maiden linden]

anyone want to do multiplayer skyblock

????

plz

[fierce bolt]

https://youtu.be/zAGVQLHvwOY

:o

[granite umbra]

yes but

im a fat newbie at multiplayer

[crimson mural]

hey whats his face

[granite umbra]

@maiden linden i'll play awhile since its 3am

[mild crystal]

wow gamers

[granite umbra]

[marble fern]

imagine living in Australia

@granite umbra

[granite umbra]

[mild crystal]

[undone matrix]

Sniff Sniff

[mild crystal]

decline...

he calls himself rap god...

[fierce bolt]

Hello @crimson mural 4 9 0 8 8

[crimson mural]

accept

[undone matrix]

MOSHI MOSHI

[fierce bolt]

snail phone starts ringing

Finally finished Titans Season 1.

Oh boy that was a mess

[granite umbra]

any minecraft gamers

[mild crystal]

bed time

[bold forum]

epic

[undone matrix]

It's diamond time

[fierce bolt]

I really hope there's a lot more action than what was shown in that trailer. Hopefully they are keeping all the action for the movie

[crimson mural]

hey whats his face

[fierce bolt]

Hello @crimson mural 4 9 0 8 8

[opaque grail]

TFW you forget your own birthday.

[undone matrix]

ouch

[crimson mural]

wait are you suppose to remember your birthday?

[bold forum]

happy birthday

[opaque grail]

Nah that's what parents are for. Their card came in the mail today and I was like "huh why'd they send me a card...ohhhhh"

[agile oracle]

kimmy

[opaque grail]

26 still useless

[bold forum]

soft

im gonna try ffxiv again

[candid karma]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/469636493015777280/613995371164598282/tenor-17.gif

[bold forum]

when i get around to buying the dlc and a sub

[agile oracle]

[bold forum]

[agile oracle]

You don't need to buy anything yet tbh

The free trial in ffxiv is fuckin massive

Compared to other mmos

[fierce bolt]

You guys are playing ffXCVII??

[bold forum]

ive played the free trial for a bit and i liked it alot

so i wanted to go all out

[agile oracle]

are you a catgirl character?

[arctic bloom]

yes

[bold forum]

bruh how could you not be

cmon

[agile oracle]

[bold forum]

dont weird peepo me

[agile oracle]

but yeah I'm on the primal datacenter, if you want to play together we can

[arctic bloom]

is that an MMORPG

[bold forum]

it might be a little while before i get on it

[arctic bloom]

by any chance do they have assassins

[bold forum]

theres a ninja class

thats what im going first

[nova jacinth]

ninja is really hard actually

for raiding

[agile oracle]

i'm a lancer

[nova jacinth]

its one of the hardest classes to do optimally on

[agile oracle]

which is basically

polearm fanatic

[bold forum]

my plan was do ninja till level 50 then go samurai

[nova jacinth]

samurai is really high dps

[agile oracle]

But the thing in ffxiv is you can be literally everything at once past a certain point in the game

[nova jacinth]

lancer is meta right now for alot of team raid comps

[agile oracle]

As in every class

[bold forum]

i still havnt started playing yet so like idek if ill like ninja i just know they use cool daggers

[granite umbra]

minecraft endgame

[nova jacinth]

but yeah it doesnt really matter what class you level on in ffxiv

[agile oracle]

dagger catgirl

[bold forum]

how smol is your moniter

[nova jacinth]

you basically spend 80% of you time doing a fake-dungeon thingy

[granite umbra]

i cropped it

[nova jacinth]

where you get given free gear

[granite umbra]

[bold forum]

and yeah if i get into the game ill probably level up every class

[arctic bloom]

wat game are we talking about

[agile oracle]

oh yeah I had to do 2 dungeons as part of the main quest

dps queue times are utter ass

sat in queue for 45 mins each

[bold forum]

[agile oracle]

Then there was a third dungeon

[agile oracle]

for which I brought along a friend that plays healer

[nova jacinth]

melee DPS in general have it much harder in FFXIV

[agile oracle]

instant queue

[nova jacinth]

there's alot of telegraphs to dodge, and melees obviously have to be near boss

[granite umbra]

i fed a chicken some seeds , what now

do i marry it

[bold forum]

my friend has like thousands of hours in the game and shes gonna be teaching me

[nova jacinth]

yeah i put like 700-800 hours in

[bold forum]

@granite umbra feed another one you non gamer

[agile oracle]

I have a habit of strafing around things anyway in MMOs due to playing WoW pvp a lot

[nova jacinth]

the raiding scene is really toxic lmao

[bold forum]

[nova jacinth]

they have a thing called raid logs where every raid you do is recorded and your performance/dps is logged and averaged

[agile oracle]

So I basically dodge any directed attack without trying

also yeah sounds like WoW groups to me

[bold forum]

so basically d2 lfg raiding

[nova jacinth]

its like raid report but every raid is averaged and has a permanant effect on your stats

like, you get a number out of 100

[agile oracle]

"show screenshot of 700 billion dps or kick"

[nova jacinth]

where 100 is rank number 1, the best highscorer that exists in the world, and every number down is a percentile ranking

like if all the ninjas in the world deal between 9000 and 9010 DPS, all the people with 9010 are ranked 100, and the guys do who 9005 DPS are ranked 50

9000 is ranked 0

so its super harsh on rankings

if you have less than like 80 ranking no one wants you

[pale sleet]

[bold forum]

how the hell do you be top 20% in a 10 year old game

[nova jacinth]

and with margins that slim, you do a single raid where you didnt do 9000 dps? Instead you did like, 2000 dps? Your average lifetime DPS performance drops to like 8000 average

[bold forum]

[nova jacinth]

then you go from top 90, to bottom 5%

[agile oracle]

[granite umbra]

oH GOD OH FUCK

[nova jacinth]

nah its tracked on a per-encounter basis

[bold forum]

serious bruh moment

[agile oracle]

So basically you gotta be a god gamer at all times, and if you choke once you never find a group again?

[nova jacinth]

yeah pretty much

[agile oracle]

cool

[nova jacinth]

and then instead of clear farming like in redacted

you do speedruns

of raid fights

[bold forum]

chances are ill try and find a casual clan/group or whatever

its what i did in d2 to get into raiding

[nova jacinth]

the good thing about logs is if you don't clear the fight, the logs don't count

so speedruns are basically crazy risky strats and if even a single thing goes wrong, you wipe deliberately to end the encounter so it doesnt count

[agile oracle]

Tbh I was considering joining astral kittens, just because it's a good clan name

better than Cayde's Cooled People

[nova jacinth]

also ffxiv has tonnes of team-play related ability and timings so you can't mess up, for example the ninja has an attack that is basically like a melting point

[agile oracle]

[nova jacinth]

with a 3 minute cooldown

and most classses have ultimate attacks with roughly a 30s, 1minute 30x, or 3m cooldown

so if the ninja misses his timing on the melting point

[bold forum]

i just want a game besides redacted to play in the mean time

[agile oracle]

Do people in ffxiv also bunch up adds to inflate dps numbers to heaven and back

[nova jacinth]

everyone's ulti deals way less damage

[granite umbra]

i found a skeleton, time to lose this 1v1

[nova jacinth]

if the raid has a bad ninja everyone's ranking drops from like top 90 to bottom 30 lol

going from 9010 dps to like 8090 dps means you lose a tonne of ranks

but yeah, anyway, nuff of ffxiv cancer from me xD you get the point

[native lake]

owo

[nova jacinth]

super cancerous endgame scene

[bold forum]

uwu

[native lake]

Hey Raine

[bold forum]

i can always play it casually

[native lake]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mBqm8uO4Cg

[arctic bloom]

the game you guys are talking about seems interesting

[nova jacinth]

its like WoW except 95% of the players are japanese

[agile oracle]

[nova jacinth]

and more dodgeing and skill based

[bold forum]

and theres catgirls

wow has wolfboys

[nova jacinth]

english players have a hard time finding groups tbh

[bold forum]

UwU

[agile oracle]

catgirls are the most important part of ffxiv

[native lake]

And cat lolis

[bold forum]

[native lake]

uwu

[agile oracle]

i think I accidentally made my miqo'te a loli, actually

[arctic bloom]

wats a loli

[nova jacinth]

it is an amazing game though

[agile oracle]

[native lake]

@bold forum

[nova jacinth]

the campaign and stuff is amazing

[agile oracle]

Except that I put breast size all the way to max

obviously

[bold forum]

@native lake

[pale sleet]

wats a loli

oh boy

[bold forum]

an innocent soul

[arctic bloom]

just trolling bruh i know whats a loli

[bold forum]

[native lake]

hey guys have you seen this amazing cosplay from this cute girl

https://twitter.com/Sneaky/status/1166490687967088646

Zach Scuderi (@Sneaky)

Pool party Caitlyn 🥤 (with a shotgun)

📸: @estherlynnhhj

Retweets

8365

Likes

48977

Twitter

[arctic bloom]

it is someone who sells lolipops duh

[elfin fog]

breast size? amateurs

[elfin fog]

it's all about the hip slider

[bold forum]

oh yes the cutest girl

[native lake]

UWU

[agile oracle]

is that

a trap

[arctic bloom]

how do i delete someone's message

[agile oracle]

fuck that's convincing

[native lake]

Idk is it

[pale sleet]

do you want it to be

[bold forum]

[native lake]

[agile oracle]

yes

[elfin fog]

i don't think it's a trap i just think it's some basic cosplayer

[nova jacinth]

the name gave it away

[agile oracle]

I want it to be

[pale sleet]

then it is

[elfin fog]

i also don't care

[nova jacinth]

Zach prettiest grille

[bold forum]

proud of my kind

[agile oracle]

traps best

[pale sleet]

[native lake]

[nova jacinth]

[bold forum]

[agile oracle]

oh what the fuck

[arctic bloom]

wat would happen when you combine a loli and a trap

[agile oracle]

THATS SNEAKY??

[arctic bloom]

[agile oracle]

LMAO

[fickle plaza]

Why does discord give me the option to go live in this serv er but no others?

[pale sleet]

they already exist

[nova jacinth]

trap loli's exist

[bold forum]

yikes

[nova jacinth]

and no you don't want to google that

or you'll see something like this

[bold forum]

dont wanna be put on a list

[nova jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-open-up-gif-13953616

[arctic bloom]

uh reminds me of

[agile oracle]

just use incognito mode, you'll be fine

[pale sleet]

hime's brother is a trap loli

[agile oracle]

[pale sleet]

but hime is also a trap

[agile oracle]

I mean technically

if I started crossdressing

[native lake]

This is a male

[agile oracle]

I'd be a trap loli

[arctic bloom]

oh noh

i need eye bleach

[bold forum]

dummy thick

[pale sleet]

[agile oracle]

Traps are truly blessed

[bold forum]

id be a trap irl if i could

[arctic bloom]

how do i delete someone's life

[native lake]

Same person

[pale sleet]

reverse trap

[bold forum]

traposting hour

[native lake]

[agile oracle]

I'll go half-trap once my hair grows out

[arctic bloom]

what about a loli who does trap music

what do you call that

[agile oracle]

Like start wearing more unisex clothing and putting on female hairstyles

But not obviously crossdress

[native lake]

Same person again

[pale sleet]

it's all fun and games till you get asked out by a guy

[bold forum]

[agile oracle]

Sora I'm gonna need a name

[arctic bloom]

yikes

[timid agate]

Didn't know knee is into traps

[agile oracle]

[pale sleet]

now u got a choice to make

[agile oracle]

I mean

[native lake]

Name?

[agile oracle]

If I get asked out by a guy

I'd consider it

[native lake]

https://twitter.com/WaifuDark

DarkWaifuTrap (@WaifuDark)

Sólo soy un vato qué le gusta hacer crossplay sensualmente cutre, I'm just a guy who loves to make sensual and shitty cosplay.
http://paypal.me/Darkwaifutrap

Tweets

2647

Followers

19913

Twitter

[bold forum]

id like to get surgoery and everything someday

[agile oracle]

Thanks sora <3

[native lake]

<3

[bold forum]

blessed

[nova jacinth]

how does cleavage

[mild crystal]

Kimmy

[pale sleet]

soft embracing the trap life

[native lake]

Fake tits

[mild crystal]

U are so mean to me to just kick me

[bold forum]

your yikes

[agile oracle]

Yeah theres really convincing fake tits on the market

[nova jacinth]

like, implants?

[pale sleet]

yamero

[bold forum]

and wasnt even in my clan

[mild crystal]

Brother why

[agile oracle]

No

Theres like

"Chestpieces" you can wear

That are plastic

[mild crystal]

Wanted to carry ur cute butt in raids

[nova jacinth]

they still look real though

[agile oracle]

Skin tone breasts basically

Yeah

[native lake]

Make up

[agile oracle]

Theyre really good nowadays

[arctic bloom]

arent those pads

[nova jacinth]

i don't see a seam either

[bold forum]

uwu moment

[nova jacinth]

so its hard to tell

[native lake]

Make up and photoshop

[agile oracle]

I went to a threatre studio once and they showed us all of the fake stuff they have

[pale sleet]

some ppl really do go all the way tho

wait how we get here

[mild crystal]

U should train your female voice else u gonna scare ppl

[arctic bloom]

it is all or nothin

[native lake]

Me

[agile oracle]

Bruh my voice is deep as heck for my height

[nova jacinth]

plastic cleavage 👎🏼
Real implants 👍🏼

[bold forum]

darn ill just join social and SPOOK people then

[pale sleet]

speaking weeb softly in your ear

[bold forum]

[agile oracle]

I sound like a dwarf from hobbit

[native lake]

Traps 👍
Raine 👎

[mild crystal]

[pale sleet]

[nova jacinth]

nae nae'd

[native lake]

Press F to agree

[bold forum]

i want implants someday

[agile oracle]

156cm tall and a voice deeper than anyone else in my class

[arctic bloom]

you could be a mafia boss bruh

[agile oracle]

Thanks, biology, I hate it

[native lake]

I'm 180 cm

[bold forum]

whats a cm

[agile oracle]

But yeah speaking of being trap

[native lake]

[bold forum]

[agile oracle]

I'm excited to try female hairstyles once my hair grows to a sufficient length

[native lake]

Circumcised Male @bold forum

[bold forum]

[nova jacinth]

[agile oracle]

Gonna start small and then work my way up to princess leia hairstyles

[native lake]

[arctic bloom]

princess leia

[mild crystal]

Implants for what?

[bold forum]

i had long hair but my parents make me cut it all the time

[mild crystal]

Just get hormones

[nova jacinth]

soft, those first 3 words were all i read before something popped up, and i was scared to alt tab back

[bold forum]

hormones or implants idk

[agile oracle]

Nah I'm never gonna go full trans

Maybe

Who knows

[arctic bloom]

my parents made me cut my hair until i cut them in half

[agile oracle]

I don't think I'd feel good as a full trans

[floral flower]

they couldnt handle the neutron style

[mild crystal]

Ur parents dont want to lose their baby boy

[nova jacinth]

i just had a haircut like 2 days ago

[agile oracle]

I'm not dysphoric or anything, tbh

[bold forum]

yikes

[arctic bloom]

im glad im not living with my parents anymore

[bold forum]

ive been trans online for like 2 years

[arctic bloom]

fucking morons

[pale sleet]

soft is like " I could never haha unless "

[nova jacinth]

different hairstyle than usual though, i went with a much longer style than usual

[mild crystal]

Online

[arctic bloom]

i legit think my parents have a combined iq of 5

[native lake]

And you have 2 cos of that

Roasted

[bold forum]

[agile oracle]

lmao gottem

[arctic bloom]

seriously is there a good parent out there

just give me some hope for humanity

[agile oracle]

yeah, my parents are pretty good

[bold forum]

parents are just kids having kids smh

[arctic bloom]

looks like my RNG screwed me with parents

[agile oracle]

I could probably tell them I'm gay, commited 17 war crimes and take heroin thrice a day, and they'd still love me

[native lake]

Yeah my parents were cool as well, I say were cos my Dad died when I was 15

[nova jacinth]

Random Parent Generator

[bold forum]

my parents are cool but they just dont really know how to deal with lgbt stuff yet

[pale sleet]

[mild crystal]

Lmao saying your parents dumb just says that they are dumb enough to bring you to this world

[bold forum]

so its alittle awkward

[mild crystal]

Kimmy how old?

[arctic bloom]

it isn't that they are dumb

[bold forum]

16

[native lake]

12

[arctic bloom]

they are just complete assholes

[mild crystal]

16?

[arctic bloom]

is 24 really old

cause 24 is kinda old

[mild crystal]

They Still hope that you forget about this lgbt doo doo someday

[native lake]

no

[pale sleet]

hm

[bold forum]

see this is why i kicked you

[agile oracle]

Kimmy's within my age range

[mild crystal]

?

Youre 16 that means alot doesnt it

[fickle plaza]

Isnt this channel 18+?

[native lake]

[bold forum]

[nova jacinth]

it is 18+

time to ban the youguns

[fickle plaza]

Raine start banning people

[bold forum]

oh god oh fuck

[agile oracle]

oh god

[nova jacinth]

[arctic bloom]

lmao

[fickle plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-starwars-darthvader-gif-5533636

[bold forum]

did i say 16 i meant 61

[nova jacinth]

2⃣ 🍌

[native lake]

haha raine can't ban anyone lol!!

[agile oracle]

Time to move to r/dtg discord

[native lake]

[agile oracle]

[arctic bloom]

r/dtg REEE

[bold forum]

[mild crystal]

Maybe next life kimmy

[agile oracle]

But yeah I'm currently saving up money for a pair of knee socks

[bold forum]

k