#๐ฌoff-topic-no-destiny-talk
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i need to scream at my mom, we're out of ruffles, brb
can't believe she let us run out of fuckin ruffles
@red falcon i dont love you when you say you love me
I have come to cleanse the chat with 02
That's ok buddy
i love you when you say fre shava cado
Lmao
free shabba caydo?
sorry that's illegal
@pale sleet too late
i came.
what are friends hmmm
one gold tooth like my name SHABBA RANKS
@wraith glade frens are epic gamers but irl
@pale sleet
my discord friends know my real name does that count as IRL friends???
how do i destroy racist gamers?
build your Last Wish clears up to the hundreds and then tell them you're a minority
redacted?
show them who's boss
that's what i'd do, get some insane stats to shove in their face
ok i really gotta go scream at my mom now brb

to get your mind off of redacted
tfw i wish to have the sek cee time with inhuman things
Ah yes, enslaved tomato
you find the CEO of racism
@pale sleet tomato
nice tomato


found the ceo of racism @lyric jacinth

darn
sorry chief
i gotta game end you
o no

Alex what the frick i just killed an innocent man then?

Locked in an eternal battle 
kimmy im going to jail

lmao
man i wanna go pee
I only have one class tomorrow 
but first i wanna eat grilled steaks and have sex with cheap vietnamese hookers
like a real boomer
u could also not

let's see what I can do with this emote 

ah yes much better
@pale sleet fr my (redacted) is actually aching pls help, but dont touch it thats pretty gay
one time i listened to epic sax guy for the full 10 hour video just to tell my friends i did it

fuck my mixer drink just sprayed all over my desk and monitor

hey i gotta write a speech in my public speaking class anyone have any topic ideas?
i was thinking the evolution and progression of jazz music
or maybe the basics of music theory
walter
but video games create mass shooters dude
@clear kraken Gamers and gun violence
i can't bring up such a controversial topic
same
@bold forum touch me.
i killed at least half a million just by practicing my aim on pong
galaga helped too, and pinball
owo"
tfw when they mention 35 million people are watching a csgo tournament live they meant 35 million died
My ex didn't wanna suck my weenie because I was a gamer and didn't shower, S M H. Bigots these days
@bold forum im not joking

just play visual novels

@pale sleet arrested for hate speech

Pimento and Egg Tacos
Tfw you feel sleepy but cant sleep
@red falcon sleep on my thighs
very large
13 inches in diameter
wtf
Dummy thicc
?

im a tall guy that walks alot
i mean its like 40% fat 40% muscle 20% other shit but yeah

Kimmy where my art at 
@bold forum you should lay on my thighs
come my child

@red falcon i am hurt
Not u homie
also

clownin rn
Kimmy for stealing my legendary shards 
fricc
no fighting


what game should I play

what is the redacted word
Its redacted
$%#&?

is that it?
what the flip
you don't wanna know, you'll share the same fate as pat 
Wtf (what the frick)
i censor myself like a smartass in general tbh
JFC (jerk fried ckimmy)
censoring yourself is fine
care?
cold
crap

Guys, does anyone know what is Obama's last name?
???????

barack iirc

I thought it was Obama Care 
we're heading into dangerous political territory boys
strap in
don't forget to secure your own oxygen mask before your neighbor's










real pepe hours rn










my pipe is clogged and i dont have alcohol to clean it 
Sounds like you need your pipes cleaned 

OwO
ghostposting gone || sexual ||
pls seek counseling drug abuse is bad for your christianity

weed is for satanists
devils lettuce
think about how christ would feel to find out you've been smoking la lechuga del diablo
๐
i dont need this negativity in my life
I only smoke oregano
i only smoke mid in Broward
God is vengeful, i dont trust religion
here is the deal. i will attend one church sunday if i end up getting this car i want before it sells
i eat nutmeg like a champ get at me newvies
Any alpha males in chat
just to say thanks lol
drinking vanilla extract professional substances only
We're all alphas br0
You're a beta

Smh gottem
Actually I'm early access
i stepped on a mole once when i was a kid...does that count?
Plz get it right
Thats a soyboy move sir
Futa dick 
ENORMOUS, GIGANTIC, HUMONGOUS YIKES
@native lake is it raining at your area
^
yeah no spamming guys
I was waiting outside and got a surprise shower 
lies
Reason: Posted a link

If you are feeling generous you can donate via the link below!
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READ THIS ~> When you make your donation please make your battletag the name you are donating under
its a dono only thing

so it's pay to win huh
Join the rich kids club

@native lake owo
This server is lowkey run by EA execs
What nopem
@bold forum Get in my bed uwu

o wait this isnt dms
Next we get to unlock different emotes from $10 lootboxes
shit fuck darn shit damn fuck

maybe we can unlock braincells for people to not post porno, racist memes and the likes on a partnered server which would lead to the perms becoming donator only



Imagine people having braincells
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐


120k people and you want them to have brain cells 
i will post something NSFW now
gifs just really aren't "links" tho
Ready
Gimme
They literally are links
NSFW
NSFW
it's an animated emoji that's just advanced
Anyway
Apparently you're not advanced enough to have developed brain cells

Gottem
i have 2 brain cells thank you very much
thats definitely not safe for the workplace



My brain runs on musy brain sap
my brain runs on drugs
real kneesocks stole my meme
that's why there's so few cells left
๐
nsfw

fun fact the donator role wasnt created with the intention on making any money, it was soley created when the memes channel became abused so we made the ability to post links and pics PTW to entice users to be less toxic.
Founder typing someone's biography
Koichi a chad
koichi pose

i do koichi pose irl
Pay-to-win lul
and people who see me doing it tremble in fear
people are still toxic
So then you're like 3'1" 
people are heavily toxic
thats life tho
if i don't encounter at least 10 toxic players per day on destiny then i start questioning reality
that's lowballing it
Old memes channel was like radiation treatment without any safety precautions.
it got pretty bad
my profile picture alone brings out the worst in people apparently
atleast in every public server im in atleast once 

anyone else drinking their sorrows away tonight
Do memes count?
no
Then no
i like dr pepper more but we dont have any
I'm drinking water to drown myself
Does that count
Dublin Dr Pepper

yum
just allow ppl to post 1 pic every 30 mins, if someone posts something nsfw in the memes channel just revoke their ability forever
Did you eat your chicken tendies? @red falcon

I actually had some too lol
@shell agate r6?
?? wjats that
i am fully behind chicken tendies 10/10
good night sweet prince
i dont think the mods want to mod 150k people all posting pics
there could be a pic every second
even with the timer
@shell agate pat told me to post here
its a lie!

jk, he didnt


Reason: Posted a link

oh no what have I done
that should be your profile pic
it's beautiful

i went for a run today and it suddenly started bucketting heavy rain out of the blue at the furthest point away from my home T_T
not a cool enough kid for nitro so this will do
Raine wanted to go for a run but God said no

@somber anvil 
what difficulty should i do for witcher, its my first witcher playthrough
wait how do u unlock that
this one?
this one sounds the normallest to me
its like 7 gigs of textures in a mod lol
nice
they come as an exe you just double click them to install
make sure to plug a controller
first mod ive seen to come as an exe lol
its trash with mkb
oh is it
i could get my xbox controller i guess but xbox controllers are too bulky for me imo
don't like em
1955 fps in menus tho 
dats some crisp crisp menu gameplay 
i played it with xbox controller, can confirm way better
idk why you find it bulky, it feels amazing to me
maybe my hands are too small
switch pro controller is good as well
i'm only like 5 foot 2
huge battery life
ps4 controllers r da way
midget 
ye, ps4 controller might be better for you
yeah i like ps4 controllers but they don't plug n play on pc do they?
also i don't have a ps lol
you need the software
ah
oh wait, with steam it might work
yeajh
oooh
my bro's place has a ps4 i might steal a controller 
ps4 controllers look so clean
steal the ps4
i got one of each, for some reason 
stealing is sin
wait

me rn
x1 is my favorite, might upgrade to the elite
also i thought gaming companies made aftermarket controllers too
like razer n stuff
they do, never liked those
cats are cool

Don't look at his SHAME
ur right cats being weebs is not cool
u can have this cat
Felix is a catgirl and Felix is pretty cool so


my cousins ps4 controllers smell like an unholy concoction of nutella and cheetos
dannngg, ultra hd witcher 3 looks amazeballs

getting a solid 120~150 fps too 
y u bork for kimmy
bjรถrk


mission impossible 5 is 
i forgot how many mission impossibles they made
7
yikes
nevermind 6
they are all good
except 1
they didnt know much of what they were doing in the first one
i don't doubt it, i just assume most of them are kinda same-y
not really
i've watched a couple of em
which ones
but movies like that you usually watch at a friends place and don't really pay attention lol
im only 50 minutes into this one
you'd have to be more specific
@mild crystal 
fallout is one with plutonium bombs in different places that need to be defused at the exact same time as the detonator key
oh yeah, i've seen that
xD
ill carry you noob 
tf2 is XD
its a couple years old now i think
TF2 is great, bugt haven't played it much since overwatch came out lol
came out 1 year ago raine
???
its the newest one
tf2 is from 2007
mission impossible fallout not tf2

week
people from china can now play tf2
weak
i dont like tf2
not having the game in 2008
anton u never played it
is very 
i mostly just did 4v4 scrims and stuff
yes i have
????
and soldier 1v1s and bball
u play roblox
the first game u played is monkey balloons for kidzi
public server matches are 95% pepegas and 12 yr olds mic spamming
actually it was destiny 1 but ok

no i enjoy the public matches
its so fun
cosplaying as a player called "the bossbaby403"
i taunt after every kill
public matches are actually about 99%
s
those matches are so bad, no matchamking and the game isn't really balanced for that many players
those like 15v15 games
12v12 games*
i play engineer and spawn camp
just get decimated by a soldier or scout that knows what they're doing
i hide a teleporter in a random bush
general chat is damn toxic
literally no one can stop you
medic gfs are what you need
im installing ac odyssey right now
anyone ever play that old game Majesty? or Highway Pursuit?
the amount of people that accuse rocket jumpers of wall hacking is 
demoman and soldier are the best classes in the game
when is that gonna change
spy and engineer are so trash

are yall actually still playing TF2
yes
are the only classes you need
tf2 is still great?
but in 12v12 soldiers and demos wreak havoc
4v4s is when scouts and snipers come into play
lord almighty
still a good game
that game is ancient
i just found out recently that im kinda good at playing sniper
but i prefer engineer
its still fun though lol

not was
i loved playing engineer cuz i was a scrub
alot of people still play it
still is
engineer is boring, set up a sentry then afk and whack the occasional sapper and spy
just set up in a corner like a newbie and wait
they revamped engineer
the last couple months
they made his wrangler weaker
wrangler was so op
soldier is very good against a team filled with 
still, you can just rrun a pistol
all i played ever was upward
upward is a good map
hightower is cringe
i used to run with an engineer crew back in the day, we would basically hide teles at the first point in a random bush so nobody finds them
payload is maybe the only 12v12 scenario that could possibly be balanced
when is half life 3 coming out
maybe
then when the enemy progresses we just flank them using teles
spawn trap them with lvl 3 sentries 
speaking of valve
valve doesnt have to lift a finger
no meme like for real have they made any announcements
upward is the most balanced map in the game
i haven't kept in the loop
its because you at least get to both attack and defend
u had a 100% to get unusuals
or arena
so unusuals dipped down to 5$
lol
i made about 140$ selling crates
the bug affected like 20 crates
fucking amazing
crate prices increased
keys got cheap asf
unusuals cheap asf
roles reversed
i honestly can't believe people made money off that game by selling accessories
yeah earbuds
the 82# and 83# were the glitched one
idk if that was a good idea or not, how much are earbufs worth now
i got an untradable scorching crone
earbuds 
im so happy
i think i have like 14 or 15 earbuds
earbuds are so cheap now lmao
heheh, rip
they are no longer a currency
moment
havent played in like 5 years to be fair lol
it is/was a really enjoyable game even tho i sucked
never opened any crates i just won wagers
especially some of the custom maps and shit
i unboxed like 3 unusuals in all my time in tf2
1 halloween hat
i just mooched off the rewards
i have a dragon lore
i had the worst, best hat ever
what is ti
pyro?
yeah
what effect
with the green glow and flies
green energy?
yeah
nice
its considered the worst possible effect
one of the most common
but it works so well on that helm
that it created a meta-market and was sought after
when earbuds were worth like 22 keys, that helm i sold for like 6 buds lol
130ish keys
unusuals are so cheap now
should've sold the keys lmao
i could get a scorching flames hat for like 6 dollars
just watched tom cruise hold his breath for 5 million years
mission impossible?
yes
|| @candid karma ||
no thats real
yall are fucking with me
she betrayed him
there's no way that's real
it isn't.
holy fuckamoly
one punch man was so good
still going bruh
great trope inversion of super hero anime
season 3 is in like a year i hope

Weebs
im not a weeb i just watch opm
Are cool
i'm not a weeb but i've watched like 100 different anime
but i'm not a weeb
def not a weeb
Type h in your browser and send ss for proof
the onlky anikme i watched is that one
kid who solves murders called conan
even that
its bad
h in my browser
honestly i just see anime as another art medium just like TV shows
i don't really understand the stigma except it being foreign
If you type p in my browser it shows pc parts picker 
i get the whole otaku culture but i mean shows like supernatural or dr who have similar rabid fanbases
XXXtentacion?
Anyone knows how to unregion lock spotify
how do i screenshot it
I wanna listen to p5 album but its weebland only on spotify
the searches close when i open snipping tool
i was scanning my history for some crazy shit
i found something that wont be mentioned for the sake of me being in the server

pffft you think steam unlocked works
he said as he began to extract the assassins creed game he didn't pay for
i just picked my nose so hard it's bleeding now
happens
steel you tried steam unlocked yet
Is it good?
๐ค
Yes
Nah, I got no need for it

I already got all the games I'm interested in

plague inc was a fun lil game
I dont wanna risk trojan
the rest is not trojan.
but it got old once you figured out all the strategies
what high seas
Yes
do yall think BL3 will kill D2
No
I dont like the art style of bl3
Theyre completely different games
this shit is ghostposting
Epic game 
and it's she
IM OUT

we were talking about BL3 to begin with

i just made an offhand comment
steel what if you get banned

for saying the bad word
I'm immune to filter
No
Nope 
lmao
I live on e621 now
i'm so lonely
But I didn't even have a single bad word warning before I became a mod 
Can i check my warning count?
what a saint-14
What about after?
yeah wb after
Scroll through mee6 and rankbot messages, they tell you the warnings
yeah just say a bad word in chat to get an accurate count on your warnings
i've heard two different words that will get you the hammer
I think I had 1 after by accident but I deleted it immediately 
Is 4 showers a day excessive?
i said a naughty twice in like 5k messages 
I go once
before i became mod
We have to be extra careful now since we are immune to bot
like 5-10 mins? 20 mins?
one was the word cuck, the other was the word recov
4-10mins
not too bad then you're aight i think
I like cold showers
Cu
both were used in discussion about pvp balance and the armor stat respectively
It really makes me wake up
If I have time 30-40 mins, if I dont then 5-10
I got a nice shower after a long time
40 mins on the shower?
Was traveling for last 6 months so no good showers
i take 20-30 mins because a shower is very very relaxing and a good place to clear your head


ppl who only take 5 min showers make me suspicious
Tf are you doing
Is nezuko new chika
Yeah, I get lost in thought
you can't get clean in 5 mins lol
10-15 here
that's like, a wake you up in the morning cold blast
i just ip grabbed myself
lol
express vpn ftw
Seick
its super easy to get your own ip lol
Yea
i know
i use private internet access
imagine DDOSing yourself
I dunno why but it lets loose some adrenaline if the water is really cold
Same raine
more basic, no need for flaff
Warm showers make me sleepy tho
when i move out of a dorm and into my own place
i will finally have good internet speed
Also provides proxy
yeah, the proxy is nice too


my dorm is 400 down 300 up 
So 100 down?

what's the point of leveling up
basically 0 on both

do i get immunity to bad word warnings
My house is 6MBps down and 8MBps up feelsokayman
do i get special privileges
Nah, just a fun leaderboard
i have 18.75 MBps
@marble fern is basically god
down
More power than mods
@marble fern is basically 


tragic
Ok, let's turn it back a notch 
lmao
I'd apply for mod but getting warned for the naughty like 6 times in 8000 messages doesnt sound like a good ratio to me

just dont get banned and youll be ok 
only lvl 50s+
i'd think a ridiculous comment like that would be comical
getting banned by the bot 

lvl 50s huh?
close enough

steel bouta ban me for pinging him 

honestly after talking in general chat for a couple days idk
it seems so easy to get banned from here
why is triv #1
nah
dont wanna be a mod here
might off myself than do that

nah, if you follow #server-rules and listen to the mods you won't get banned
Imagine not having mee6 blocked
we also give warnings
no criticism but i'm legit kinda disoriented by it from being on other free-reign discords
can confirm
@agile oracle hah noob ๐
It takes so long to level 
@queen osprey thoughts ?
pat is scary
yeah, nobody listens to pat

@flat talon when is my ban scheduled

its a secret

remember a few days ago where everyone was @ ing everyone
no
and the server nearly crashed
the server crashes all the time 
WHOS PINGING ME
nothing new

@queen osprey 
pat
u gamin
real pat 

we have a cowboy showdown, whoever bans the other first 





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