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#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
livid cedar
wheat grail
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gritty rose
amber wigeon
glossy vault
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wheat grail
Banning Gooey?
bold forum
pizza party in the tower 
wheat grail
gritty rose
bold forum
wheat grail
Yeah 
gritty rose
wheat grail
gritty rose
wheat grail
amber wigeon
lunar radish
wheat grail
gritty rose
wheat grail
Those are reserved for Bee only
gritty rose
wheat grail
amber wigeon
bold forum
amber wigeon
native lake
Hey weebs
mild crystal
No
rough prism
we can celebrate 150k with a 24h server downtime
and general chat being general chat
meager anchor
Yeezy
sharp sage
!invite
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pale sleet
amber wigeon
balmy anvil
🙂
vague bough
whole cipher
K
flat talon
mild crystal
How I sleep knowing that we can't be the most intelligent species cuz we made fortnite
mild crystal
yes
flat talon
mild crystal
Thought you were gonna say 0 cuz I had a meme but okiii
mild crystal
I wonder if bungie knows this discord exists
mild crystal
I wish there was an LFG inside the game cuz theres 200k people on PC and 150k in this discord so I wonder how the other half lives
mild crystal
Whys that?
flat talon
crossplay and cross save
bold forum
should make a steam group to advertise the server on the forums
mild crystal
I like the new feature you guys are adding like gg
Yeah I love this discord super convenient wish chats weren't so no swear bad boy like a 5th grade teacher but it's good
pale sleet
because they want to assert dominance on us peasants who can't speak without saying fuck every second 
wheat grail
TIL how to flush roaches out of their hole 
mild crystal
Wook gimme a special role cuz I'm from NY and we swear 24/7
livid cedar
was the dude who said the server was getting removed lying
bold forum
pale sleet
these YouTube ads getting out of hand just had 7 anime characters tell me good morning in japanese
full patio
beat up youtube
pale sleet
the only thing they're gonna understand is these fists 
flat talon
bold forum
mild crystal
YOOO someone said add cross play to destiny 2 on Twitter and they said we are investigating this
PEPEGA 
north cloud
be me
respond to friends post on reddit
friend angry because I made a fresh account just for that one post
say it wasnt me
friend apologizes in a public reply
come back 2 months later and confirm it was me
lol
bold forum
bold forum
glomps u UwU
bronze plumeBOT
sdses#6635 has been warned
pale sleet
glomp
high wasp
glomp
opaque grail
native lake
zoomers rise up
upbeat river
The community challenge us an ugly emblem. Lol.
radiant stag
t
native lake
@bold forum 
bold forum
native lake
bold forum
native lake
mild crystal
Hallo
bold forum
henlo
wild otter
mild crystal
Whats this new go live thing
agile oracle
north cloud
Its for sharing screens in vcs
Super low latency
Think video call casting but without having to be in a direct message chatgroup
agile oracle
rare niche
nova jacinth
i'm actually trying out the go live thing atm lmao, it's basically like a full on stream, cept that you can limit who can tune in
like just your friends can watch basically
or w/e you choose
native lake
So I can stream hen-ties to my friends
Cool
Always wanted to show my collection of hen-tie
mild crystal
buck cluck
nova jacinth
for posting 
pics
bold forum
mild crystal
granite umbra
@bold forum 
bold forum
granite umbra
bold forum
mild crystal
omae wa
livid cedar
why did i watch that
mild crystal
not funny peter is literally assaulting a minor 😡
livid cedar
XD
mild crystal
mild crystal
legitimately funny @mild crystal
woeful echo
c
analog reef
"I can be your girlfriend, o senpai mine." — anime schoolgirl dragon girl Riven
amber wigeon
granite umbra
amber wigeon
granite umbra
fickle summit
whats ghostshitting?
amber wigeon
mild crystal
👏 👏
Yoink Take a DD
Whats that take another DD
Whats that arcane rune?
Yoink take more roooons
amber wigeon
Tiny aghs SeemsGood
mild crystal
Whats that you want to seige highground Jebaited
Ez triple kill
You see this in your room what you doin?
hidden bough
I get stiff
granite umbra
does it usually take steam 3 years to update?
mild crystal
trap it in my closet and report my recent animal discovery
bronze plumeBOT
Divine#0093 has been warned
spring junco
nova jacinth
pull out my phone and catch it on pokemon go
amber wigeon
Steam is very finicky with updates.
mild crystal
@amber wigeonwere u lagging in client yesterday?
amber wigeon
I didnt play yesterday
pale sleet
mild crystal
@bronze plume
pale sleet
!stop
bronze plumeBOT
[NA/EU] KStreak#11535, you can't use that
pale sleet
understandable
full patio
meme comic
pale sleet
it's homemade too
nova jacinth
uwu picture
agile oracle
UwU
pale sleet
you know what they say, curiosity did something to the dog. something like that
high wasp
Question to weebs in chat: Do you have your phone wallpaper as cute anime girls?
nova jacinth
curiosity ate the banana peel
full patio
i hide my power level sorry
pale sleet
girls? ok let me stop 
i just set myself up to get nae naed didnt i
granite umbra
pale sleet
when ur pic is of an irl waifu ppl ask so many questions, when it's anime they just hand your phone back. I wonder why
high wasp
This guy next to me has that girl from fate stay night as his background and it was too much power for me to handle
full patio
my friend in school would always have naked chicks as his background
pale sleet
radiating power
full patio
just to flex on teachers trying to take it away
nova jacinth
at family gathering with nosey aunts/uncles. OOOOOooohhhh whos this cute girl shows picture to husband/wife/other relatives
me: Can I... have my phone back already?... please?
high wasp
Toxic
nova jacinth
Whats a phone? I only have portable TV
mild crystal
I still have stock background as wallpaper
amber wigeon
Duolingo owl memes are spooky
nova jacinth
i searched for weebspeak on duolingo but they don't offer that language so i had to do something called japanese 
amber wigeon
pale sleet
amber wigeon
yes
fierce bolt
Finally installed DOOM that I purchased many many years ago. Whats all the hype behind this game? I dont see the appeal
fierce bolt
2016
nova jacinth
the 2016 DOOM? idk apparently its just pure action and grisly shooting
somber anvil
November 22 2019 doom eternal comes
pale sleet
and metal
full patio
and mick gordon
fierce bolt
I got bored lol
full patio
epic
nova jacinth
hvent played it either tbh lol
i got gifted it cuz my friends know i like FPS games
fierce bolt
74 GB for something that you just endlessly run and shoot felt kinda boring lol
nova jacinth
yikes, its 74gb? oof
nova jacinth
pale sleet
I'm reading this story that has a drama tag and the drama is making me pepega
idk what I expected
somber anvil
🌧 👀
fierce bolt
I uninstalled Overwatch for DOOM and I can say that I like Overwatch better and I dont even like Overwatch that much
pale sleet
this actually makes me feel like playing doom
fierce bolt
I think Im gonna uninstall doom and play PUBG instead lol
pale sleet
nova jacinth
🐝
fierce bolt
I'm so bored. redacted has been on a serious drought for me and I dont even want to play it anymore so Im trying to find other games in my library but nothing sounds fun
nova jacinth
i'm considering going through life is strange 2
but each chapter has to be bought sperately and all up they cumulatively cost more than i'm interested to pay 
i liked the first game alot
fierce bolt
Life is strange is bleh
pale sleet
strange is life
rough prism
you confuse me
nova jacinth
strangers for life
vale pebble
wait for it to be cracked and pirate it lol
rough prism
why buy something you don't see the appeal of
fierce bolt
I think he means the overall price
nova jacinth
i WANT to play life is strange, but each chapter is like 15 bucks
so theres like 6 chapters?
rough prism
DOOM 2016 is just pure fun
pale sleet
just start robbing banks to make the cash back
nova jacinth
i wanna play it but i dont wanna 90bucks level of play it
rough prism
and the OST, mmm
fierce bolt
The OST is good but I still dont see the appeal of shooting and running and punching over and over
vale pebble
Mick gordon is great
fierce bolt
Telltale went under, yea
rough prism
if you don't see the appeal of killing demons for a couple hours with metal blasting off in the background
can't help you really
full patio
lots of games are shooting and running
pale sleet
this means all of these games are the same, I'm now panicking and don't know how to feel
literally shaking and crying
hidden bough
Yes
vale pebble
Doxxed?
hidden bough
Lana serov
hidden bough
?
fierce bolt
But I mean with DOOM it felt like I was just endlessly running and killing, it felt like CoD zombie mode but without any interesting weapons or interesting zombies, I guess I may not have played enough to reach more interesting zombies or weapons but I just got bored
pale sleet
settings do u think I'm some Russian spy, cus I'm not
rough prism
something a spy would say
pale sleet
bars
hidden bough
Ur a spy
fierce bolt
But suprisingly DOOM ran the best out of all my games. I could run it at a smooth 85+ fps on my 4k at ultra settings
hidden bough
Frick
rough prism
when you don't get into the weapon upgrades I guess you can see them as rather uninteresting
pale sleet
darn my cover is blown
rough prism
but when you get the minigun that can have infinite ammo when you've got enough armor
or the gauss cannon that deletes enemies
fierce bolt
I also didnt try the multiplayer lol
rough prism
don't
pale sleet
play on highest difficulty or u have smol brain
hidden bough
Doom seems like a game tou turn you mind off when you plat
I only played the old doom
pale sleet
doom is toxic masculinity incarnate and that's fine with me
full patio
good take
hidden bough
Haha
Masculinity
fierce bolt
:O I have hitman 2 in my library. Amazing, although it probably doesnt have any seasonal content >:c
rough prism
oh please don't use that to seriously explain the game
hidden bough
Lana is masculine
rough prism
someone is gonna take it seriously and campaign for demon rights
and demon lives matter
full patio
oh no
pale sleet
hmm this seems familiar
full patio
dont say the line
fierce bolt
doom is the reason there are mass shootings in the US, delete doom now
hidden bough
Demon waifus matter
hidden bough
Wait
My pfp us redacted
hidden bough
Does that mean i get baned or somethin
full patio
oh no he said it
pale sleet
my safe space is being invaded by doomguy send help
full patio
ill get my friend john halo to kill doom guy
rough prism
too late you're already a pulpy mess on the wall
hidden bough
Ill do what the kuds are doing and make a jojo reference
full patio
please dont
full patio
calling bog
pale sleet
fierce bolt
https://steamcommunity.com/id/HeyWhatsHisFace/games/?tab=all Someone suggest me a game to install from this list pl0x.
(not doom)
pale sleet
don't tell me what to do, I'm independent
snow moon
@fierce bolt roblox
fierce bolt
already have it installed @snow moon 
snow moon
Why
amber wigeon
Outlast
hidden bough
Install
Gamers paradise
pale sleet
aha it's 5:30 am and I haven't slept yet. I'm gonna feel terrible soon
full patio
whats that manga kstreak i must
fierce bolt
Ive already played outlast :C
amber wigeon
Tomb Raider, Siege
pale sleet
the pic earlier is from mieruko-chan
amber wigeon
L4D2
pale sleet
waiting on the new chapter rn
fierce bolt
I was never able to get into Witcher 3, although I really want to. I dont know what stopped me before...
fickle plaza
I played a bit during the CoO downtime and then never picked it back up
pale sleet
Witcher 3 is a bunch of content
mild crystal
@amber wigeon eg gon feelsbadman
mild crystal
Yea feelsbadman
rough prism
mate you can't ask people to suggest things for you to play and then start shooting down every suggestion they give you
nova jacinth
oh is that what HWHF stands for
full patio
oh that mieruko thats why it looked familiar
nova jacinth
THE MYSTERY UNRAVELLED
somber anvil
HWHF = Hey Whats His face
hidden bough
Woke
pale sleet
ye it's great
full patio
he solved it
fierce bolt
My Overall Most Played Games are 1. Destiny 2 2. Ark Survival 3. Destiny 4. PUBG 5. Minecraft 6. Skyrim
fierce bolt
I cant wait for the news that the new elder scrolls is gonna be delayed indefinitely lmao
Does it even have a release date planned? 2021?
fickle plaza
My most played games are 1. CSGO 2. D2 3. DarkSouls
ez top 3 games that make me want to off myself
latent matrix
- Fortnite 2. Osu 3. mobile games
pale sleet
that ain't wholesome
somber anvil
The Tim 
fierce bolt
Ive never played osu
pale sleet
I played it, wasn't too big on it but it is what it is
fickle plaza
Should I reinstall csgo and dredge up horrid memories?
pale sleet
pretend to be a new player so ppl get angry at u
fierce bolt
I dont play rhythm games at all really, besides AudioSurf or GarageBand if those count...
pale sleet
Justin is gonna memorize all the floor patterns at this rate
fickle plaza
But it's just gonna put me into high rank games by default since the last time I played I was almost global
latent matrix
Ill use the new streaming thing for Osu in this server some day
pale sleet
there's rank decay
fickle plaza
Does it keep decaying after 2 years of not playing?
Because I'm ready to be back in silver
fierce bolt
What happened to the new lfg channels?
fickle plaza
My home 😀
pale sleet
you'll probably be in that range at this point depending on how the match goes
fickle plaza
Truly blessed
nova jacinth
i haven't played osu in so long
i installed it on my gf's comp cuz she does graphical work and has a tablet that i stole for osu 
but i suck at rhythm games and tablets are hard to aim with when you have 0 muscle memory 
pale sleet
rhythm game talk makes me wanna play etterna but I'm never good at rhythm games while tired
latent matrix
I use a wacom aswel
Muscle memory with tablet was easy to build in comparison to mouse
pale sleet
nova jacinth
yeah it seems fairly intuitive but when i play osu my fingers are, idk, it's too planted i guess? i can't shift my hand and the positioning is wierd
nova jacinth
so when theres notes at the edge i can't hit them
then i make the tablet region too small and then it's jsut hard to hit anything lmao
pale sleet
nova jacinth
i think the hardest songs i could FC was like 4*
i suck so i gave up lol
too disheartening
fierce bolt
Discord needs to update the emoji menu, let us customize it, make the menu bigger, allow custom groups/folders, sort by animated and non animated. It takes me like 10 years to find the right emoji sometimes, and 80 years if Im on mobile
I dunno how you guys do it so effortlessly lol
somber anvil
We memorize the emote names
fierce bolt
somber anvil
pale sleet
fickle plaza
Just use the ones you wwant a lot and they show up at the top
fierce bolt
I cant memorize the names, my brain's ram is full 
pale sleet
fierce bolt
Does anyone know why Key and Peele got cancelled? I thought K&P was Comedy Centrals most profitable and popular show besides South Park...
pale sleet
they just wanted to do other things
full patio
thats impossible they cant
mild crystal
@amber wigeon new hero poggie
fierce bolt
I cant wait for Space Force to release. Im really hoping its as good as the office or possibly better. Theres still no release date yet and its supposedly to release within a few months releasing in 2019 
Netflix is pretty good about keeping their releases under wrap and making surprise releases
Usually we dont get full trailers until 1 month before shows air
vale pebble
Who
pale sleet
it's just this thing I was reading
vale pebble
bruh Felix and Marzia got married
vale pebble
pale sleet
wholesome
nova jacinth
pink chat
somber anvil
What does this mean 
somber anvil
fierce bolt
I dont like this
nova jacinth
what
fierce bolt
By the sounds of the deal, it sounds like the other spiderman properties like Venom, Carnage, or Craven could be joining the MCU
nova jacinth
so first no spiderman, then yes spiderman, geez just leave poor old peter to retire already
fierce bolt
MCU doesnt handle mature themes
nova jacinth
i like marvel stuff cuz its entertaining but never been super duper into the whole superheroes thing
fierce bolt
Frankly, Im very scared to where they would take Venom, XMen, F4, or Deadpool
They need mature and dark themes to handle the source material
And the MCU's current line up of movies are basically PG level of darkness
Hence why they market it towards families and children
nova jacinth
i guess that makes logical sense for superhero shows
superhero shows should be family friendly
tepid swan
Thor didn't rip Loki's head off in Ragnarok like he did in the comics and that movie still did very well.
nova jacinth
obviously not like 5 yr old kids, but like teens and older
fierce bolt
But Im talking about dark characters
Deadpool is a dark character
Dr Doom is a dark character
Venom, Carnage are dark characters
Wolverine and most other mutants are dark characters
nova jacinth
oh
fierce bolt
Hulk is a dark character and look how they completely nulled him off
nova jacinth
you mean not every superhero is about unicorns and rainbows?
astral flicker
Almost every mutant is in some ways dark
except for fuckin... squirrel girl
who is a joke character
nova jacinth
... sounds like an anime character 
nova jacinth
insert rule 34 meme here
astral flicker
burn it
fierce bolt
This is gonna sound 
but Im eating peanuts and they taste like peanut butter
nova jacinth
what if its already smokin'
astral flicker
You're right, that does sound
But yes, squirrel girl is an actual character
For laughs they did a comic where she defeats everyone in the MCU
fierce bolt
Like they arent fully dry and are a little oily so its like chewing on extra crunchy peanut butter instead of just peanuts
nova jacinth
its almost like peanut butter is made from ground peanuts or something
fierce bolt
I guess thats what I get for buying the generic brand lol
astral flicker
Stop eating oily nuts
fierce bolt
Ive had peanuts that are way dryer and crunchier than these lol
nova jacinth
i normally get pistachios when i get nuts
fierce bolt
i normaly get dese when i get nuts
nova jacinth
deez?
fierce bolt
dese nuts 
queen osprey
nova jacinth
nutposting hours
fierce bolt
I dont like healthy nuts, I usually stick with Peanuts or Cashews
granite umbra
agile oracle
Salted peanuts are my favourite snack
fierce bolt
Shell or no shell? 
agile oracle
No shell
fierce bolt
Just swallow the shell whole
agile oracle
Also, I hate nuts that you have to peel out of their natural shell
I don't have the raw hand strength to crack nuts
nova jacinth
pistachios are so fun to peel tho
nova jacinth
that's a good thing for this application isnt it
fierce bolt
I feel like a pistachio is closer to a seed than a nut, in terms of shell
agile oracle
tepid swan
agile oracle
big hands should be better though
you can just put a whole nut in your hand
make a fist and flex
there, you're done
full patio
barbaric
nova jacinth
caveman style
tepid swan
but what about fitting your hand in a pringles can
full patio
that would be unlawful discharge of a weapon
nova jacinth
i have small hands and even then i like to just tip the can of pringles on it's side
full patio
thats a pretty long pringles can
nova jacinth
use the lid as a stopper, tip the can upside down, then leave it back on its side, open lid
repeat as neccesary
full patio
or you're midget
tepid swan
life changing, raine
nova jacinth
maybe the pringles can was modified to not have a bottom
high wasp
small hands gang represent
full patio
legal midget btw
granite umbra
heck is 5'2 smh
fickle plaza
Ok dont worry I played my first csgo game in over 2 years and got ranked gold 3
nova jacinth
im about 160 ish lol
full patio
whats your height in stones ?
honest galleon
astral flicker
1.2 grugs
fickle plaza
175
mild crystal
Is 184 cm midget territory
agile oracle
nah
fickle plaza
is cereal a soup
agile oracle
yes
full patio
is a hot dog a sandwich
mild crystal
Cereal isn't cooked
tepid swan
but muh corn puffs, how do they get them to puff
nova jacinth
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/596017843892518914/614432083070287894/cJUoz3n.png
hotdogs are a sandwich according to this
fierce bolt
floral flower
what the hell is a nice cream taco
fierce bolt
This might be better than the original lol
fierce bolt
Dude, ngl that's straight garbo
nova jacinth
yeah that's not my cup of tea either tbh
either of those
hip hop / rnb just gives me a headache most of the time
modest bronze
Man I want some fucking fajitas right now.
nova jacinth
not a big fan of post malone even though they're blowin up pretty big right now
floral flower
i loved when he said i'm a fuckin horse i got the slaw that shit hit deep
nova jacinth
Looking at food pics whilst hungry
floral flower
man i ordered food from a sushi place earlier, cost me like 20$. got fucking ripped off
modest bronze
I havent ate anything since like lunch time yesterday I'm starving and I'm sitting here looking at recipes and shit
nova jacinth
i've never had an ice cream taco before actually, i wonder if i could make one out of cookiedough and icecream
floral flower
ordered salmon teriyaki and when it arrived it was three bits about the length of my pinkie with no seasoning
mild crystal
@floral flower its sushi 
nova jacinth
sushi can get pretty expensive cuz it counts as
"fancy people food"
for the higher end stuff
modest bronze
I gotta go to the grocery store I suppose, gonna make fajitas tonight fuck it
fickle plaza
Sushi belongs in the trash
floral flower
yeah but like it hardly even qualified as teriyaki
nova jacinth
and its not too filling either when you go for fancy sushi
floral flower
the sushi they do is ironically far cheaper and has more per serving
mild crystal
lmao sushi being fancy? just eat sea urchin nagiri and throw up and still be charged like $50
floral flower
like 8 medium bits of nigiri for about 10$
nova jacinth
the only sushi i get tends to be from the studenty type of places like across from uni/colleges and stuff, you can get a sushi roll for like 3 bucks
mild crystal
sea urchin is fucking disgusting
nova jacinth
i do like sushi though
mild crystal
why tf do people eat that shit
floral flower
any fish except salmon is fucking disgusting imo
nova jacinth
good sea urchin or go home tbh
floral flower
also tuna is ok
tepid swan
mm tuna salad sandwich
floral flower
sea urchins look like those fucking aliens from edge of tomorrow
nova jacinth
sea urchin is one of those ingredients where you either get really high quality and fresh ingredients and its amazing, or you get slightly lower quality, and its instantly garbo
there's no inbetween
nova jacinth
yeah that's if you don't get fresh urchin
mild crystal
feels bad
nova jacinth
good restaurants won't serve that no matter what
if you have proper urchin it's actually really delicious
modest bronze
Y'all talking about sushi, fuck that, i want some real food, give me some steak or something
nova jacinth
at a good sushi joint, and its a seasonal ingredient so they won't have it year round either
modest bronze
Gonna cook some steak fajitas tonight
nova jacinth
i like sushi but tbh i'd prefer a steak anyway lmao
floral flower
i stood on one of those cunts when i was in Oman, not a nice experience
modest bronze
Lol
nova jacinth
ouch
floral flower
fuck sea urchins
nova jacinth
get revenge by eating them
mild crystal
stepped on an urchin 
modest bronze
I wish fast food breakfast menus weren't such shit I'm hungry rn but dont want to go get a mcbullshit muffin or whatever.
mild crystal
just eat that shit from mcdonalds thats a pancake and a sausage and feel like a fucking american
nova jacinth
just get the burgers
breakfast burgers can never go wrong
it'll just have alot of eggs or whatever
still good, a burger is burger
modest bronze
Hell if mcdonalds was serving burgers right now I'd go get one.
floral flower
random question but what's your guys honest opinion on going to mars in the future permanently like would y'all take the opportunity
nova jacinth
i haven't had mcdonalds in ages but i remember they used to have a pretty good breakfast burger
and their pancakes werent terrible
i just hate teh mcdonalds pancake syrup
its ghastly
modest bronze
@floral flower if I could go to mars by myself and people would leave me the fuck alone I'd do it
nova jacinth
i just do the butter
fierce bolt
Friday is pizza day for me so I'm waiting for pizza place to open to get someee pizzzzzaaa 
nova jacinth
and jams
mild crystal
when i cant eat gluten but every white bitch makes it so i cant order gluten free food
granite umbra
just make your own burger at macdonalds
modest bronze
@nova jacinth man I cant get pancakes or anything like that anywhere unless they got real maple syrup
fierce bolt
Mmmmm real maple syrup
floral flower
i just wanna get off this fucking rock before it goes to shit, mars is like 10x worse but i'd do it
modest bronze
I have a bottle of maple syrup aged in a bourbon barrel right now, it's so good
fierce bolt
Most places don't even carry real maple syrup because of how expensive it is and customers would douse their food in it lol
nova jacinth
oh didn't they have a thing about sending humans to mars years and years ago then they took like 10 years to decide who could go
by which point everyone changed their minds and forgot about the singups?
mild crystal
this video happened because of that stupid gluten free trend https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=beA-HMLVb9M
modest bronze
I just wish all the libtards would stop ruining the planet and start letting trump fix it for us.
modest bronze
Trump is our God.
fierce bolt
I wonder how much of the universe would have been explored if we could breathe and not worry about pressure in space
floral flower
anyways i'd go for sure if elon musk wasn't lying about the tickets being 500,000$, is just save practically all my money for like 2 decades then gtfo this shithole
fickle plaza
fickle plaza
Let the man work
fierce bolt
:nopolticsemote:
nova jacinth
we've seen where that leads
mild crystal
trump
floral flower
nova jacinth
and lets just say we're not going down that rabbit hole again
floral flower
wow that took a while to post
fierce bolt
:nopoltics: oof this chat about to get locked bois
mild crystal
nova jacinth
floral flower
i remember Welf put a one minute slow mode on gen chat
mild crystal
this is me after raine dms me
mild crystal
^
fickle plaza
floral flower
Lust
mild crystal
he muted me for 24 hours dont test him
modest bronze
Hell yeah
floral flower
i feel lust
fierce bolt
floral flower
when i see guy fieri
modest bronze
Why is guy fieri holding trump's cock?
fickle plaza
_E N V Y _
nova jacinth
that man's got a big wiener O_o
floral flower
ok snapchat
nova jacinth
what... the
fierce bolt
The Korean balloon, ready to pop at any moment
nova jacinth
photoshop? or is that the fittest fat guy ever
modest bronze
The incredible dog eater
floral flower
drop a pin on his forearm and he'll fly off into the horizon like in cartoons
fierce bolt
That's called steroids @nova jacinth
mild crystal
^
modest bronze
That ain't steroids that looks like injections
floral flower
i want him to crush my head in between his thighs
nova jacinth
like you know how girls in implants, this guy looks like the's got implants all over
mild crystal
i want him to do push ups
fierce bolt
If he does pushups, his arms will pop
floral flower
snapchat is just giant shitpost potential in general
fierce bolt
No joke
modest bronze
Man if that dude took his pants off it would be really disproportionate wouldnt it
mild crystal
fierce bolt
Snapchat is for thirsty dms and garbage magazine articles
modest bronze
I've straight up never had snapchat, idk why people use that shit
nova jacinth
same
floral flower
it's okay-ish when you're in middle-high school range
nova jacinth
i thought the only use for snapchat was sending regrettable selfies to each other
modest bronze
They need an app just for sharing photos of food.
mild crystal
i use snap for group chats
fierce bolt
From what I've experienced on Snapchat, I wouldn't want my kids ever using it lol
floral flower
was supposed to be used for that @nova jacinth
mild crystal
but thats about it tho
floral flower
It's also 90% "ask me anything"
mild crystal
ive had drunk friends send me some shit
floral flower
there's this kid in my school with a growth issue so his arm is really short and he always does it and i feel so bad because all his messages on it are making fun of his arm n shit
modest bronze
Seems like the app has turned into essentially a porn marketplace. All the sluts on there like "pay me to see my titties"
fierce bolt
@modest bronze Go to reddit and r/FoodPorn
latent matrix
r/cutepuppies
modest bronze
r/tacosgonewild
mild crystal
r/im14andthisisdeep
mild crystal
no
modest bronze
I need to make a new reddit account I'm banned from like half the default subs again
mild crystal
lmao
fierce bolt
I like r/steak too. The deal with reddit is that the more broad subreddits are usually Garbo and the more specific you get a subreddit the better that subreddit
mild crystal
i got banned from r/epilepsy
nova jacinth
what, how do you get banend from so many subs lmao
floral flower
i've been banned from r/banned because i kept saying that a lot of the people there deserved the ban
fierce bolt
I've never been banned from any subreddit lol
modest bronze
I get like insta banned from the twoxchromosomes toxic woman sub every time I make a new account.
Those people are the definition of mentally unstable morons and it's so easy to trigger them.
floral flower
honestly a lot of stuff on reddit is completely shit
murderedbywords is one of the main subreddits that felt to shit recently
now it's just full of low effort memes and "lol karen" posts
fierce bolt
I stick to r/RoastMe for any sort of roast or verbal murder lol
floral flower
i love clicking controversial on that ^
modest bronze
I'm banned from news, sports, food, world news, politics, askreddit, twoxchromosomes, music, books, etc.
latent matrix
you sound like a fun person to hang out with
modest bronze
Funny thing is, I never technically broke a single rule, people just get really fucking triggered if anyone disagrees with them apparently. It's like the majority of reddit mods are 12 lol
floral flower
or 45
fierce bolt
modest bronze
I'm also banned from the destiny reddits discord lol.
fierce bolt
I made a poor choice visiting r/steak when I'm hungry
fierce bolt
I haven't been able to save up for a sous vide yet. Once youve had a sous vide steak, you can't go back so I've been impromptu sous viding my steaks in a cooler
modest bronze
I got one of the anova immersion circulators it's great.
Also good for chicken, the juiciest fucking chicken breast I've ever had.
fierce bolt
This is basically the method I use https://youtu.be/Ub8OaUtiNB8
modest bronze
Just vacuum sealed some chicken breast with garlic, herbs, salt, pepper and lemon zest and let it sit in the water bath for about an hour and a half at like 145 degrees, it was so good in a salad.
fierce bolt
I'm surprised that sous vide isn't in like everyone's kitchens tbh
modest bronze
Thst cooler thing is kind of clever honestly
fierce bolt
The only thing that is a little concerning is the temperature for some people (I don't really care because I'm not afraid of bacteria like some people are, it doesn't really affect me and I never get sick)
bronze plumeBOT
CervixPounder#4375 has been warned
modest bronze
Well nevermind then lol
somber anvil
@fierce bolt rule 17
fierce bolt
?
modest bronze
?
bronze plumeBOT
TheGhost#9840 has been warned
modest bronze
Rekt
somber anvil
Dont post images and links for other users
long tundra
#server-rules naughty naughty
fleet cloud
fierce bolt
I wasn't reposting @somber anvil 
fleet cloud
modest bronze
I guess I'll be a good little jew and obey my fuhrer, no more links.
long tundra
fleet cloud
modest bronze
fleet cloud
agile oracle
real clown hours
long tundra
I mean by all means keep posting links, not like the mods actually have to lift a finger, it's all the bots
mild crystal
fleet cloud
native lake
mild crystal
Why do mods exist btw
modest bronze
This bot is insane though. I'm just waiting for it to go full CIA on us and give us aids or sell us crack.
mild crystal
If bots do everything here
fierce bolt
@mild crystal is on to something... I think we need to ban all the mods 
agile oracle
sora
fleet cloud
and the donators next.
fierce bolt
fleet cloud
compact spade
Got Chika gives me aids
compact spade
No
fleet cloud
fierce bolt
Chika is a virgin tho.. I thought that was explained in the show lol
compact spade
What I want in life
mild crystal
vampire: bites me
me: has aids
also me: "thanks chica"
fierce bolt
I thought it was alright
fierce bolt
I'm waiting for pizza place to open so I can go get pizza for dinner tonight
compact spade
From school?
fierce bolt
From prison @compact spade
fierce bolt
How are you currently functioning? lol
compact spade
I feel sleep deprived
agile oracle
class, yeah
agile oracle
fierce bolt
Imagine going to school on shrooms. Eek
mild crystal
compact spade
Bout to roll some darts cunt 🥵
agile oracle
I don't think I've ever actually broken a major school rule in my life (skipping, getting into fights, etc)
fierce bolt
I've never tried flavored rolls
compact spade
Idk
fierce bolt
Is there like powder in the filter that flavors the airflow? lol
fierce bolt
My vape juice changes color when I put it in my vape for some reason lol
compact spade
The glass is probably stained
fierce bolt
Like its crystal clear in the bottle and droppers but when I actually put it in the vape it colorizes
compact spade
Hmm
fierce bolt
Hmm
compact spade
compact spade
Must react to the heat
agile oracle
magic
compact spade
Oath
marble fern
agile oracle
fierce bolt
Isn't clownposting in 15.6 hours?
compact spade
What is that
fierce bolt
Clownposting hours...
compact spade
fierce bolt
I imagined Bruce banner saying the secret is.. Its always clownposting hours with him proceeding to turn into a massive green clown lmao
compact spade
People who donate
fierce bolt
And a honk going off when he punches his fist
compact spade
agile oracle
sunny 
granite umbra
soft
agile oracle
amber wigeon
whole cipher
agile oracle
somber anvil
@native lake 
native lake
fleet cloud
astral plover
native lake
agile oracle
pogchamp
mild crystal
@native lake i found the most fuckall salon ever
native lake
mild crystal
I waited 30 minutes only for the hair dresser to have a scizzy fit
Saying i have oil in my hair
Wtf
native lake
lmao
mild crystal
I dont own a bottle of hair oil
So im perplexed
And the dude is super adamant about not cutting it
native lake
agile portal
Why is that a haircut blocker?
uncut flax
native lake
Just wants extra money for a hair wash
fierce bolt
uncut flax
@native lake 
native lake
Oily hair makes is hard to get a proper hair cut
mild crystal
Theres another branch near by
somber anvil
@uncut flax
mild crystal
Gonna go there
native lake
@uncut flax For what 
uncut flax
u said u wanted to do 3 man qw
mild crystal
I have dandruff oily hair is a problem i cannot even imagine
somber anvil
native lake
Yes not any time soon though
somber anvil
Unfortunate
uncut flax
native lake
Baldy
fierce bolt
I wouldn't wish baldness on my worst enemy
somber anvil
agile portal
Go bald
mild crystal
I already have a big 4head
mild crystal
And ive lost a little at 20 years old
Fuck la
Yea once im macho enough ill go bald. Thats my exit strategy
Or get rich enough to adford transplant
Thats plan b
mild crystal
Idi nahui
amber wigeon
CSGO scrubs 🤢
mild crystal
I cant go back home without a haircut
native lake
F
native lake
patent zinc
why do you need a haircut so bad
amber wigeon
Just spend money and go to a decent salon lol
mild crystal
I WENT TO A DECENT SALON
And they said theres oil in my hair
Even tho i showered and washed my hair yesterday
amber wigeon
So shampoo you dummy.
mild crystal
feelsweirdman i used shampoo
amber wigeon
Apparently not
mild crystal
Bruh i cant tell if theres oil or not