#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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Oh wait, work, my b.
Maybe one day I'll return to redacted and get shit like recluse
Darn

oh god oh fuck

wtf is this
ngl i thought he had the role

sure
I stole it from wooks wallet
That's why I was pink
Don't tell him tho, cause I ended up loosing it

Kimmy wasn't it you that had bo4


any c++ users here
Oh you're a programmer?

And you don't know the difference between an anime meet-up and a gaming meet-up
Yikus

I couldve taught myself in two weeks everything she taught me in a year
HTML is like a pro hacker
println, "Programming gay";
It's like java or something.
ah
Programming is pretty gay yes
I dropped programming for business.

I have bo3 but not bo4
i think i'm taking java next year or something


Java, then Python, then blah blah


Toilet posting hours?
No


where's the peepopee emote

someone has it, i remember seeing peepo's butt


Sunny why don't you do like your name says and go out in this sunny day
Make human content with others
i'll have you know its 32°C out here
So what
Weak
You're na, you don't use Celsius

i live in the future remember?
darn

You're an asian

5
whats a celcius
duh
Can confirm

Role finally updated 
Ok

We're very proud of you


GREAT SUCCESS
Really?

Astral kittens is a great clan name
Is that the actual name

noticed neighour girl at mailbox quickly went up to apartment threw cat in hallway
was a good ice breaker got her number
I thought it was nice



well picked her up and put her in hallway

Using animals to get girls 
Since I'm a dude and I need extra money should I become a twitch cat thrower?

Yes dude
what
Nice
Make sure to upload it to YouTube.
I'd watch that
fix computers and phones on craigslist


HAHA
Not funny
Didn't laugh
that hoe is mad

that was the cat throwing drama?

that was actually kind of a throw now that i look
im sure the cat was fine but still
That was a damn yeet
It's literally what any cat owner does
lmao
Just yeeted em
Tell me one cat owner that doesn't do that if you're playing and your cat sits in front of the monitor
Oh no
Clan owner just renamed clan to "GAWDZ GAMING"
i wouldnt actually throw my cat in anyway that would even be close to harming her
I just shove mine off until they jump down
It doesn't hurt them

i mean my hoe jumps off the fridge
Or had a previous accident
one time i didnt notice her on top of fridge and i was searching then bam PAW in face
i was like WTF
kinda made me jump
My cats jump to places 3m of height and jump down by themselves, you telling me a 1m throw would hurt a cat?
A fucking feline
cats bodies are made for redic heights
They are literally made to climb shit to be on watch
And jump down to hunt their prey
Internet people are just actually 
It looks bad cause people made it look that way
Yea
I saw the clip when that happened and I was like. So where's the violence
It was mostly the way she did it that triggered people
That's literally every fucking gamer
Just yeeted the cat instead of pushing it off.
that twitch girl isnt a gamer

UwU

See... proof not a gamer

dwont oppwess mwe
thats science
There's people who watch girl streamers with no webcam 
What in the hecc
streamers without webcams exist?
probably because you wouldnt want to see her
True


Let's be honest, if you have no tits you actually need gameplay
some girls have sexy voice but not hot
asmr?





wtf






15sec is fast
my record is 2 seconds


Imagine going over 1 second
Ew kimmy
I just realized something
You're alive?
spooky day is coming
Gold
Smh
🎃
and you know what is after spooky day?
barbosa
Can confirm

no nut november shudders
Girls dont exist
Traps > Dudes
kimmy arent you part girl
wait
I lost nnn last year at midnight
so what is my mom
Girls are a myth hoe
Im trans
She's your dad

Trons
so my dad is gay?
Yes
Quite
dam that's kinda gay ngl
girls dont exist on interwebs is i think what he meant
I'm transversive steps 

Trasnpepega
👀
Wha-
General chat is full of
s
Skrr
fuck man i can't stop shaking
Whereas ghostposting is full of uwus
This is bwosas dungeon OwO
i'm so not ready for this test
Autism
OwO
pwease hewp me mister obama
guess I'll perish
What's obamas last name does anyone know
@agile oracle barrack
Furru
obama was a girl

Yeah this is big brain time
🤣😂🤣
You're gay
this is like that time i had stage fright in front of the whole school
good one

Just dont be nervous
i am always naked at home
If it doesn't work piss yourself and leave crying

I didn't needed to know that
imagine everyone is naked
get a boner on stage

that awkward moment when u notice neighours on balcony and you are naked with window open

The good thing of being a pepega also irl I never had stage fright
i waved

My classes start again on monday
So besides doing a presentation I'd also throw a joke or two
I loved history presentations tho

It was where I actually shinned for once
I always hated group prrsentations so much
Group presentations aka you do the work alone
I actually had an agreement when I worked with this group of other 2 girls that they'd do most of the work and I'd do the presentation
i eat so much pizza i have https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81E0OpH6ALL._SX355_.jpg
Group presentations like
Everyone does their own shit and then turns up to do the presentation together
Cause I could actually add shit that wasnt on the ppt and get better grade
"Group" btw
group projects are the worse
i always ended up doing way more then my percentage of work
Like I had a presentation about the Boston tea party
I was a
and didnt have friends so it was always with randoms too
If anyone knows and has at least 50 IQ
Cant even meme with friends doing it 
all my group projects teacher assigned groups
Friends 
Id just join anyone who still needed one at the end 
darn
So during the Boston tea party there was a single slide with the image of the boat and people throwing the shit out and I just spilled the info in a way that no one got bored
they always seemed to group 1 smart 1 idiot and a few medium people


i just had to give someone directions and my finger couldn't stop shaking
I miss school days
tell me more sunny

if your finger was shaking from that how was your first time

i don't know man 
OH MY GOD THIS FRUIT FLY OR nat or whatever
has ninja skills
i got like 3 flying around
Eat them
Eat the other 2
bugs are a excellent source of protein
Bear grills approves
wait i think i know why i'm shaking
My last three years of school were in a different School that had people from 5th grade to 12th grade
i forget to eat and i get shaky as fk
I'm actually intrigued
Never heard of it
ive had 3 energy drinks
Sounds good
asian things
sunny i forgot are you in asia
indeed i am
You'
you're america right
Find me a asian wife plz

You want a legal slave?
ill give my profile
find em a waifu
naw
human trafficking is really messed up barbosa

quik mafs time
its 12am in kimmy's time
Asian waifus uwu
man these tv shows i know it wouldnt be entertaining if they didnt say stuff during interrogations but wtf
if cops ever questioned me id lawyer up so fast
barbosa in japan you know you can pay people to be a family
12 am 
i have to finish this in an hour 
Just mail the rest go me


Asian stocks lower after US indexes tumble on recession fear
wtf
darn 

i mean how is it no1 knew how to do the heimlich at a food eating contest
dang then he mustve really inhaled that food that made him choke
If even paramedics couldn't help must've been stuck real bad.
Go to sleep kimmy it's past your bed time
yea but even still
they could've tracheostomy
i can't wait to score a 50 and have everyone ask me "why didn't you study harder"
Cause you dumb
cursed asian culture
50 out of what
100 I assume

That's the bare minimum
50 is 10 marks above a failing grade here.

Don't shit your pants sunny



UwU
🦀 🇺 🇼 🇺 🦀


.gif chika dance



woah

Cute.


It really do be like that
whenever I give someone directions I get scared I fucked up somewhere and sent them the wrong way
sunny was it a girl
for shame
kimmy.
if they're cute they're cute, they just happen to be a trap
Yes

darn Kimmy about to shoot up in popularity
Hello yes
Girls are a myth

the ideal girl is a trap


yikes
DUDE LOOK LIKE A LADY yeaaaaaah yeaah

I remember thinking wow I'm tired like 2 hours ago but here I am
I thought that was Lindsey Lohan for a sec.
.gif "sleep cat"
ye but if I sleep how will I watch and read things that will still be there tomorrow
fair point
.gif "sleep cat"
.gif cat sleep
oh
fix the bot
darn

impressive grip that bike looks kinda heavy
YouTube: this video is blocked in your country
Me: yeah you think so 

sleep is a lie invented to sell more matresses
same goes for education but 
throwback to the stone age when education wasn't a thing

the only thing sleep does is waste hours of my day I can't get back
I just won't go to bed until tonight so I can go to bed at a normal time

I guess I'll go farm some more 
to pass the time
Ugh why can't people have an off switch
I even worked out today, I should be exhausted, but no, I'm just kinda sore and wide awake
can we turn back time to when grunting was the only form of communication


Im goin to bed

Y’all ever just walk to the convenience store for snacks at like 3am?
ooga booga
So peaceful
Grunting is still a valid form of communication 
BLU why cant u be a girl gamer
it has to be the only form of communication
I don't think I would walk around at 3am in this neighborhood
gamer juice
don't get stabbed
blu im gonna come gank you
cursed caffeine sensitivity
we live like 10miles apart

Baja blast best flavor
BLU im gonna gank you
sadly that looks like every street in st paul
Bruh it’s so dead rn you could lay down in the middle of the busy streets
Like no joke almost any stimulant makes me tired
adderal makes me zoom zoom
i drank 2 many energy drinks slightly dehydrated so it made me sleepy
Did you already shit your pants
Man I tried my first mountain dew 2 years ago, we don't have that shit here
It's gud
I take adderall daily as prescribed, sometimes I go to bed after taking it and sleep for hours
I just close my eyes and sleep

Crazy stuff

I wish I could but I'm an insomniac with a brain that is decidedly anti-sleep
BACON
i really can't wait for a 2 month long break where i sit down and play redacted for 8 hours straight
every single day
that kinda looks gross, what is it?
a madman made that
@mild crystal you really wanna know
no i dont really want to hang out with you
Darn
i had a weird experience when i was 19
we both played wow in the same guild
he was 39
had a kid
we lanned
Oh no
that would be weird
I’m just back at home petting a cat
i dont know you well enough to trust you with my cat
Me neither
altho i did put my cat in the hallway to meet a girl tonight
she seemed trustworthy
her cat always sneaks into hallway

I've never really enjoyed meeting people irl that I played games with, it just seems like it would be 1000% awkward
facebook marketplace a good place to sell stuff now
it really is
Wanna go halfsies @flat talon
too bad, I swore off facebook
wook that was your fault

too cute
tru
he just wanted to spend more time with you
Honestly only way the zuck will get to suck my info is if he pays me for it
Wym he already had it

nah I already sold my soul to google, he's too late
Yeah you think so
I don't think I ever saw that movie all the way through
just bits and pieces here and there
I don’t really like scary movies too much
...Happy birthday?
yea i dont think that right 
corruption in terraria doesnt exist it cant hurt you
google gave up at translating that last phrase, I think it's a typo
corruption: doesnt exist

@mortal void accept your fate
I did
is that a wooden slide?
Dude I want that
splinter party
damn it i actually cant find any corruption
i dont have this level a trust in anyone
@flat talon found new car for you
Cat is currently eating his own ass on my lap
lol
ok so since i cant find any corruption which other boss in terraria do i do
and people wonder why I don't like cats
thats a datsun id glady drive that
ive done eye of cthulhu, brain and king slime
Is that a 510?
time was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks
WOAH
DYK that kangaroos cannot hop backwards
yep, their tails don't allow them to balance in that direction
reminds me of that video of the guy punching one
Assuming you haven’t gotten you teeth kicked in already
why would you want to fight a kangaroo
to save his dog
have you never been ganked by a roo before?
Dead meme
this makes me uncomfortable
Get with the times
why dont you
kids got a combover just like dad
blu this is gonna be my new gf
i mean that cat artwork 10/10
AHHHH I can't wait! my new laptop is coming friday
The cat or the girl
the girl but shes likes cats and probably made that picture
what about the catgirl 
PogU
you find a stray catgirl on your porch
stop teasing me linux
Uwu
only way we're getting catgirls irl is if something like The Fly happens with a cat imo
Congratulations on your new cat-girl! You have chosen a companion that will bring you years of joy, friendship and love. That said, there are a few things you will need to know about the proper care and maintenance of your new cat-girl. So, first off we’ll need to go over t...
I don't know how to feel about that
those clothes are touching the floor of the laundromat, soiled forever
pictures flawed girls dont wash towels with underwear
i learned that lesson with my ex apparently undies are delicates
Huh
only girl underwear really
The only clothes I really care about are the ones like my ASSC shirt
yea i only care about jeans and shirts with like that logo that isnt made in cloth
i turn those inside out and hand dry
hang*
Most expensive piece of clothing I have is a $150 BAPE shirt
eh I don't really buy fancy clothes because they generally don't carry my size as I'm a very large person in general
Think of it as motivation
I wish, but no, I was never into sports

it's even funnier when you consider that my moms side of the family is full of tiny people, like 6 foot was tall in my family before I hit puberty
my grandma is like 4'9"
My aunts and uncles are all under 6’
that awkward moment when you are taller then mom and dad by a considerable amount and realize mom wasnt so faithful
I’m 6’ even and everyone at my family reunions are smaller than me
When they’re triple my age
my fathers side is where I got all my tallness from, though I'm actually taller than he is
Chat going so fast that they won't even notice... Oh nvm
It’s popping for 4am
I saw a kangaroo being born before, they're soo tiny

it looks like some sort of parasite if you didn't know better
Some things never change
I saw her on greys anatomy the other day, she was so young but looked the damn same
it's like how some people change drastically as they age, but she just got bigger
Yeah, I’m still ugly, just taller and very slightly smarter
I feel bad for some child stars, they started super cute and then got weird looking as they grew up
@twin ospreyulay culkin
Why haven't you ported to windows yet man
also that kid from that A.I. movie, his face just got bigger
looked it up: Haley Joel Osment
it's like he looks the same but his face didn't get bigger
just the part around his face
not a girl.
hmm maybe, do you have a bathwater tier?
Yes that's tier 3
I'm still in shock that that was a real thing
Shook
a real thing someone did without being held at gunpoint

Happens
Maybe buying it's worse cause making it is just marketing 
Are you soft or stiff
Ugh why does being an insomniac have to be so boring
nothing to do but wait for the sun to rise

imagine if console add-ons never died off
you'd be buying an xbone + the X add-on
just a giant parasitic box attached to your peasant box

just imagine instead of just releasing a new console with new features/a spec bump they released add-ons
bruh i used a teleport potion and spawned near an old man whom i talked to not knowing it was skeletron
hey alex
no

inb4 next generation of consoles they bring back addons to have a more pc-like upgradability
consoles will always be a joke
eh, it depends on price and specs
360 was priced right and had killer specs for the price at the time
main reason xbox even became a big thing
cocaine is a hell of a drug bro
like it'd be hard to say no to a rtx 2080 + ryzen 3700x for 600$
that's the thing with consoles as long as MS/Sony can take the hit and make it back in game sales they might be a good deal
but that only lasts so long
before you know it what used to be really good hardware is now barely keeping up with entry level parts
Though I'm excited for the next gen of consoles because that means more games will be optimized for 8 cores/16 threads
quite a few games already use up to 10+ cores
not enough
true
the sooner they get rid of that ancient bulldozer based cpu the better
I can't imagine how much that's been holding back game development since devs have to consider these slow ass consoles when making multiplatform games
some games still runs on dx9 lol
ugh dx9
I think it's mostly source engine games that are stuck on dx9 on windows
I can't imagine microsoft is happy about people still using dx9
mostly to keep compatibility for windows xp programs
lol wtf
this feels highly sexual for some reason
i actually didnt intend for that it looked crazy in thumbnail
moist
wtf kinda machine is that
hydraulic press
I think that's just someone pressing a pineapple for shits and giggles
yea
I didn't know it'd squirt like that
they must be damn easy to make juice out of
like that juice doesn't have any pineapple skin in it or anything looks like
honestly I bet the mass production version is just a giant press, considering how easy the juice just flows out
I'm so hyped I can't sleep, my new laptop has a 144hz screen on top of the already amazing specs
it can't get here soon enough
seriously I was so pissed when I had to return the last laptop I got
a laptop with a gtx 1060 at $699 really was too good to be true
Laptop 
honestly never buy an Asus fx504 they're shit and crash when playing anything even remotely like a game
I changed literally every user serviceable part in that laptop and it still crashed
not even at high temps, just during anything even slightly stressful to both the cpu and gpu at the same time
though weirdly enough I never got it to crash using furmark and cpu-z stress test
man linux
lits been like 5 months of talking about laptops
you gotta move on
sometimes laptop is just not that into you
I'll move on when I get one that works 
I returned that crappy thing
I already have one
gtx 1070 and a ryzen 7 1700x
it's just not portable
my new laptop has a 6 core i7 and a gtx 1060
“This is a private island on the coast of Maine. The bridge has a gate, and the house overlooks a shipping lane in Penobscot Bay. I’d spend all day watching boats, drinking wine, and telling the world to fuck off.”
it's an Acer Predator Helios 300
“Atolls: Hot spots not only punch holes in the crust, but the also raise it up and heat it. As the plate moves away, it cools and subsides. The mountains also subside, and also erode. If the mountains are formed in a tropical climate a reef will form around it’s edges. If the coral growth can keep up with the relative sea level rise from the subsidence, then the reef will survive while the mountain sinks and eventually disappears below water level. If that happens you will get a circular ring of reef with an open lagoon in the center like the atoll above. At one point there was a volcano in the center of that lagoon. It’s a cool example of biology and geology interacting and biology winning, so to speak.”
Ugh... I wish I'd gotten faster shipping, today is going to take forever because I'm waiting for tomorrow
Reason: Posted a link
if you're not pink you can only post nudes
i wanted to post my ffxiv character 😔

Vidéos: Final Fantasy VII Advent Children Complete & Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core by Square Enix Music: She is my sin by Nightwish
there you go
stupid frogposter
it was incredibly janky
i've beaten all of them except XI, XII, and the latest expansion for XIV
Hamster, a dentist, hard porn, steven segal

in me the fish master
ELEVEN YEARS OLD AND NEARLY 13 MILLION VIEWS!! I'm actually a professional filmmaker, now, why not check out my website https://www.erinhopkins.co.uk/ It...
dumb frogposter
didn't work for me
it was like really good coke for me but it lasted like a week
stupid frogposter
after not sleeping for a week things get bad
maybe you need ECT

i got a car battery
ive seen every episode of house atleast twice
ill fix your brain
wtf
eva has her own emote for banned

react to this or else u have smol pp



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