💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[mild crystal]

peepobless

[livid cedar]

i love fortnite xD

[cyan junco]

[marble fern]

@mild crystal no

[mild crystal]

no what

no what

[honest raft]

[wraith glade]

lol

[livid cedar]

your so bad lol

[pale sleet]

[livid cedar]

[wraith glade]

k

[honest raft]

[wraith glade]

ye

[pale sleet]

:WidePeepies2:

oh

understandable

[bronze plume]

Ms. Kimmy~ 💗#0621 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[bold forum]

pp

[pale sleet]

[livid cedar]

when you try to reddit but have no good ideas

[wraith glade]

rip

[tidal geyser]

#destiny-stats

[wraith glade]

2?

[stable abyss]

So boys, I have extra practice for football as a result of missing a week of practice

Wasn’t my fault sadly seeing as how I was in a whole different continent but eh

[wraith glade]

oh rip thats got to be tiring

[stable abyss]

Yea I can’t start in any games till I catch up

[tiny plank]

This is the most infuriating shit ever

I basically can't use my computer for 28 hours if I ever want to play "x video game" again

[stable abyss]

What also #💬destiny-chat

I mean I get double teamed and blind sided like half the time

[wraith glade]

why trigger? slow internet or something?

[stable abyss]

Legit got blind sided by a kid twice my size and he’s all like you like that hit “63”

He has to reinstall rip

[tiny plank]

I factory reset my pc cuz it was really slow as of recent

[wraith glade]

ah i need to do that for my laptop

[tiny plank]

I'm paying for 25 mb up and download

but I get 500-1000 kb/s

[stable abyss]

I’m really fucking angry at people who think they’re all that even tho they don’t go toe to toe

[tiny plank]

So you're telling me that's normal

25 = 850 kb/s download?

[stable abyss]

Nah what u using homeboy

[tiny plank]

3rd world country

you wouldn't know

every company in Trinidad is corrupt and shit

[wraith glade]

; / that doesnt sound fun

[tiny plank]

they have the mentality of, "we give shit service, what you gonna do"

every internet company has the same shit internet

so your choice is deal with the garbage you are paying for

or no internet

and if you ever ask a technician to come, they do after like 2 weeks and say nothing is wrong

or fix it for a day before it goes back to garbage

and slap you with a fat bill

[wraith glade]

yeah its not even close to comparable but i had satellite internet for a few years and when it even got a little bit blocked by snow or rain of some sort it would cut off and on or just be offline completely

[flat talon]

[wraith glade]

bit of hair on the back

[tiny plank]

what's snow like

never seen it in person

[bold forum]

me neither

i went to an artificial snow thing a while back, imagine sticking your hand into a slushie

atleast thats how the fake snow was like lol

[tiny plank]

I've been to new york but not during winter

that's the only place I've been to that has snow I believe

[bold forum]

ive never been out of california

[tiny plank]

at least you live in a 1st world country

[paper sage]

ew cali

[pale sleet]

going to different states is fun

just do it

[bold forum]

my familty doesnt really travel at all

[pale sleet]

you make the rules, not them

[paper sage]

just roadtrip 4head

[pale sleet]

[bold forum]

[flat talon]

the frist time i ever saw snow was when i was like 6 years old living in ridgcrest california and it snowed for like 4 hours. i had never seen snow before and all i can remember was it looked purple outside cuz it was so bright

[paper sage]

i think ive seen snow a grand total of two times in my state. except one of those was more akin to the fuckin sky falling because we got a foot and a half over the course of a couple hours

[bold forum]

the most snow we get here is like, ice on the cars on super cold mornings

[flat talon]

yea that was the only time ever seen it snow in cali and it just dumped on it and left within 4 hours

[paper sage]

it hails here more than anything

texas is fuckin weird yall

[flat talon]

like a foot of snow falls and melts in the span of 4 hours lol

[bold forum]

its hailed a few times here

[paper sage]

i live in a town thats like right on the edge of the desert

and there is no rain here without hail

and it sucks

[tiny plank]

I live in a country that is either extremely hot and dry

or extremely wet and humid

at least going the beach is cool

[wraith glade]

oh sorry only a bit late um snow is like cold ice from the sky

idk

[flat talon]

[wraith glade]

hard to explain without you know experiencing it i guess

plus me explaining things is a joke

[flat talon]

its fun the first time...but live through one winter and you will be over it

i fucking hate living in winter states cuz its hell on cars

but i LOVE winter camping

[wraith glade]

yeah snowy winters are fun as a kid but once you drive in it

you hate it

[flat talon]

i would go camping in the dead of winter over fall or spring time anytime

something about the sound deadening qualities of snow out in the middle of the woods is super awesome

like you can hear everything in snow covered woods

[paper sage]

its fun when you got a shooting range covered in a foots worth of snow.

gunshots get super muffled

[flat talon]

yea its super eerie but its why i like winter camping

not only that but its easier to add layers than it is to cool down in the summer

[paper sage]

ever shot tannerite sitting on top of a blanket of snow?

[flat talon]

no

[paper sage]

dude

[flat talon]

i have shot guns but not tannerite

[paper sage]

if you ever get the chance

just buy a 4 pack of them

mix that shit throw them out a couple hundred yards

grab your favourite high powered rifle and then giggle like a three year old in a princess dress

[flat talon]

my keyboard is 4 stops away they really put me dead last on the delivery route today

gunna get my shit AT 9

lmao

right at the cut off

wacth the driver get to my street and it hits 9, he goes home

[pale sleet]

[wraith glade]

o

[bold forum]

hello yes am steppe

[wraith glade]

o.o

[fossil ocean]

I'm going to step on that cat

[tiny plank]

No

[flat talon]

ups guy is an ass

[wraith glade]

whats wrong with you

[flat talon]

who tf delivers a package at 9pm and doesnt ring the fucking door bell or knock?

[tiny plank]

Imagine having ups in your country😂

[flat talon]

wtf

mf just let jesus take the wheel on that delivery..whatever happens happens i guess in his head

[upbeat river]

Ups is a speedrunner

[bold forum]

atleast they didnt throw it over your fence

[flat talon]

9 pm delivery in east cleveland....nahhhh noday aint gunna steal that

yeets it onto the porch and dips

[rough prism]

any% speedrunning deliveries

state of product upon delivery not ensured

[wraith glade]

oh

[flat talon]

well im finally back on a good keyboard

[paper sage]

whadja get

[flat talon]

mk2 k70

[wraith glade]

i need a new keyboard

correction want

[flat talon]

i went from a k70 lux to a mk2 k70

[paper sage]

tf is the difference

[flat talon]

my old one shorted out cuz i spilled my drink on it

[wraith glade]

im using a old school one rn wook ; )

[flat talon]

this one has rgb switches and a few quality of life upgrades

[wraith glade]

spint like 2 glasses of milk on it and it lives somehow

[flat talon]

to be fair it was like the 3rd time i did it

lol

[wraith glade]

yeah fair

its a tank

and if it does break i guess i have a blackwidow x collecting dust

i could use

[flat talon]

the wrist rest on this is much nicer than the old one and the feet are beefier too

[lunar radish]

Should clean your desk off Wook

[flat talon]

also has cable management channels under the board

it is

[wraith glade]

honestly want to get a logitech keyboard

[flat talon]

i dont like thier switches

[wraith glade]

because everything i have is logitech and its just easier all in 1 program

never tried them

[flat talon]

i liek logitech mice, corsair boards

[wraith glade]

yeah makes sense its what i have currently just what i think ill do in the future if i want to change

[flat talon]

corsair isnt too bad with thier software. its great for me cuz i also have a corsair watercooler so its all in one program for that too

[wraith glade]

also thought about a 60% but then realized how much i use the f keys and was like nope

ah

[paper sage]

i got one of those 60% split keyboards

love it

[wraith glade]

those look cool but i dont want to deal with learning new stuff

[paper sage]

its useful if you play a lot of shooters

since you dont hardly need anything other than the left side of the keyboard

will admit

not great for mobas

of any kind

[wraith glade]

um i dont play much mobas but isnt it just like 6 keys?

[paper sage]

the couple that i play utilize the fkeys

60%'s, or at least the one i got

dont have the fkeys.

rather, theyre function keys.

[wraith glade]

you could just remap them

in the moba

but i see what you mean

main reason why i havent gotten a ducky by now

[paper sage]

both of my friends have duckys

absolutely adore them

i went for a mistel for that sp lit shit

[wraith glade]

ah fair emough

[cloud bear]

R5 3600 or i7-8700

[wraith glade]

i always go for intel but im sure they are both good picks

[pale sleet]

did I hear ducky

[wraith glade]

toxic

[pale sleet]

I'm calling the cops

[agile portal]

Guys, I'm trying to play Far Cry primal for the first time

But there aren't any guns

and it is super boring

because no guns

but I'm also a completionist

tips?

[wraith glade]

yes

chill man

...

[chrome badger]

[pine path]

[honest raft]

[pale sleet]

[flat talon]

https://tenor.com/view/gundam-mobilesuitgundam-gif-5044347

[mild crystal]

My pfp is vex with big titties

[flat talon]

[mild crystal]

Have I made you proud

[flat talon]

https://tenor.com/view/fis-for-family-put-through-the-wall-fucking-wall-gif-11670438

w/ love

[mild crystal]

❤

RAWR

[flat talon]

so this is the truck im gunna go take a look at. gunna get back into the s chassis game

[mild crystal]

u gotta sound proof it i was at the gas station

dude opens his door

and all of a sudden the speakers just owned me

[flat talon]

the one i was really interested in sold already it was the same truck just not the xtreme model. and it had 63k miles

95 s10 was my first ever road legal car

painted it, engine swapped it, put rims on it. was a month away from starting the bag project and i got rear ended by a cop

so i kinda want another now that im an adult with better taste

ill find a pic of my highschool project lol

[mild crystal]

It is possible that around 20,000 people were sacrificed a year in the Aztec Empire. Special occasions demanded more blood – when a new temple to Huitzilopochtli was dedicated in 1487, an estimated 80,400 people were sacrificed.

[flat talon]

the old jalapeno

aka the jalopy-no

started from a frost white work truck

[mild crystal]

https://abcnews.go.com/International/riot-police-storm-hong-kong-airport-day-cancellations/story?id=64941993

dang

[flat talon]

now i have new plans for another s10

i rendered what i wanna do lol

[mild crystal]

@cyan junco Cops: Man sent woman 10,000 texts in 12 days, some sexually explicit and threatening .... take a hint bro shes just not into you

[flat talon]

did it to a blazer too, just to see what it would look like

[mild crystal]

not practical in MN

[flat talon]

bags

[mild crystal]

you need to lift vehicle

for snow/salt

[flat talon]

once again

bags

i would never drop a truck that low on static suspension haha

[mild crystal]

ok

i was just saying ♥

[flat talon]

when it comes to mini trucks if you arent using bags, you are not a true mini truck

[pale sleet]

[mild crystal]

https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=13566 wtf

its a white stick figure people getting upset over nothing

[rough prism]

its free real estate

get mad at random things for no reason

[livid cedar]

should i fuck with this scammer

[mild crystal]

i usually do

[flat talon]

yes

[mild crystal]

i also mess with people who sell stuff over the phone

not as extreme

[livid cedar]

he is saying if i want back to school supplies i can get a visa gift card from a link by entering my email and answering questions

[mild crystal]

bad scammer

[livid cedar]

how should i fuck with him

[mild crystal]

my grandpa called me to make sure it wasnt me who called from 'jail needing bail money'

i then said to my grandpa if he still wants to give me that money id be ok with it tho

[livid cedar]

bruh

i entered a burner email into it and it took me to a free fortnite vbuck website

[heady spade]

https://twitter.com/ModernTryhard/status/1161427540826832898

ModernTryhard (@ModernTryhard)

If only..... pepeLaugh https://t.co/sIO1cnP7OD

Retweets

242

Likes

877

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[mild crystal]

go away

thats some scandalous shit

[pale sleet]

[mild crystal]

not even a hot girl gamer gtfo

[bold forum]

[cyan junco]

I was summoned

, 10k messages? Holy

[mild crystal]

yea talk about mental issues

normal people girl tells u to F off you try once more then she says no then u move on but dang

[granite umbra]

[mild crystal]

whatsup sunny

[granite umbra]

[mossy anchor]

😞

I thought i would be happy having the house to myself for 2 weeks

But im more scared than I’ve ever been.

[granite umbra]

binge eat stuff

like cup noodles or something

[mossy anchor]

Besides that one time doctors had to put me under anesthesia so pull part of my liver out where i woke up crying and couldn’t open my eyes screaming for my parents asking if i were dead

[mild crystal]

[pale sleet]

form bad sleep habits that you'll complain about later

[mild crystal]

WTF

[granite umbra]

[mild crystal]

ive done a lot of drugs and drinking in my day never had i had a peice of my liver taken out

cancer or scarring

or did u donate to family member who had failure

[pale sleet]

[mossy anchor]

Dads side of the family are heavy alcoholics

And im a bit overweight

They just wanted to make sure i wasnt at risk for diabetes

[mild crystal]

that doesnt make your liver bigger

oh

[pale sleet]

I'll be your personal trainer, we're gonna get you into shape

[mossy anchor]

Or Hep C

[mild crystal]

lol kidneys are more likely to be effected by diabetes

[bold forum]

@granite umbra

[mossy anchor]

But yeah no

[granite umbra]

[mossy anchor]

I was hysterical when i came to

Then i got mad as soon as i got home bc No Mans Sky released

[mild crystal]

thats just kinda weird tbh they dont need a peice of your liver to test for hep C

its a simple blood test

[mossy anchor]

And it was total dog shit

[mild crystal]

and diabetes is easy to test too

[bold forum]

I pre ordered nms

[mild crystal]

they just ninjad your liver

[mossy anchor]

I did too Kimmy

[bold forum]

Ive heard its actually pretty good now though

[mild crystal]

Never pre ordered a game in my life

[bold forum]

Id get into it if it didnt run like poop

[mild crystal]

[pale sleet]

if you just treat games like a service you can release trash and fix it years down the line, if you ever do

[bold forum]

[cyan junco]

Scared for being alone, poor winter

[granite umbra]

just naruto run around your house

[cyan junco]

[bold forum]

[pale sleet]

[cyan junco]

[mossy anchor]

Yall know the lore behind Orks and their weapons right? (Warhammer 40K)

How the only reason their guns work is because they believe they work

[pale sleet]

does that mean if I believe in you, you'll get a job

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/james-bond-gif-7286631

[mossy anchor]

Well i have a job

[mild crystal]

spy?

[mossy anchor]

Pizza Delivery

[pale sleet]

Thanks to me no doubt, you're welcome.

[rough prism]

you should see the other stuff with 40k Orkz

they believe purple is a stealthy color and no one has ever seen a purple ork

[mossy anchor]

Well thats the same with me and my car

[rough prism]

red makes things go fast

yellow makes things explode more

[pale sleet]

it's just science

people with yellow hair are 5 times as likely to spontaneously combust

[granite umbra]

naruto has yellow hair

[cyan junco]

Pizza delivery

[bold forum]

[pale sleet]

wholesome

[cyan junco]

What is

[pale sleet]

it's better if you don't know

[cyan junco]

Probably

[cyan junco]

[pale sleet]

[flat talon]

Fiber is down

[cyan junco]

How's mod17 wookei

[flat talon]

[cyan junco]

[flat talon]

My internut is broked

[cyan junco]

My brain is broked

[flat talon]

[cyan junco]

[flat talon]

Its not bad tho. So far so good. Its time gated

[cyan junco]

People are super pissy about it lmao

It's fun

[flat talon]

Yea, turns a week old campaign into a month and a half long

[cyan junco]

Pretty much

[flat talon]

Its a way for them to stretch out small content

[quartz laurel]

how long does it take for the roles to take into effect

[flat talon]

[quartz laurel]

nevermind that answered my question

[flat talon]

[cyan junco]

Have you looked into the new race?

[flat talon]

Gunna go get a beesechurger and hope its back when i return

Nah, i dont have vip anymore rmember?

[cyan junco]

It'll be free for everyone in 2 weeks

[flat talon]

[cyan junco]

[flat talon]

[granite umbra]

test

oh god i'm still pink

[bold forum]

[granite umbra]

i had a dream this morning, i lost my pink because of a video i posted

[bold forum]

[granite umbra]

[mild crystal]

ew svedka

if im drinking cheap fireball whiskey is tasty cheap vodka imperfections is just gross tasting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_usyyYNnrM

aww

babies first word is woof

content omegalul

[cyan junco]

[pale sleet]

[cyan junco]

Hey Streak

Stop being a weeb

[agile oracle]

[bold forum]

Be a furry instead like me and bosa

[agile oracle]

[cyan junco]

Don't include me with you and your shit friends

[bold forum]

[calm rapids]

dis kos tan

[mortal void]

furries

[compact spade]

burn them

[mortal void]

tbh

[bold forum]

death threats are my favorite

[granite umbra]

[mild crystal]

man you guys are full of hate chill no reason to be mad

[compact spade]

bro go commit toaster

[bold forum]

[cyan junco]

It's not a death threat, I think it's an invitation

@compact spade is it not?

[compact spade]

its a invite to my toaster party

[bold forum]

[cyan junco]

[mortal void]

I hereby invite you to go commit recluse wall IRL

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/hopeless-disappointed-ryan-reynolds-facepalm-embarrassed-gif-5436796

[compact spade]

can non donaters send images and videos in chat>

[mortal void]

no

[pale sleet]

@cyan junco am not weeb

[compact spade]

k-on is 🔥

[bold forum]

darn

[compact spade]

literality

the production team was on fire

[compact spade]

:L

[pale sleet]

honk

[mortal void]

honk

[flat talon]

This dude in the drive thru bout to blow his engine

[pale sleet]

ask him if he still wants his nuggies

[bold forum]

[compact spade]

only in fuckin america

[flat talon]

Lmao im bout to ask him why he ordering fadt food when he needed an oil change 6 weeks ago

[compact spade]

ask him if he plays destiny

[mortal void]

it's a mustang, must be having techical difficulties from the crowds it hit earlier

[flat talon]

It smells like burning oil

[compact spade]

Fords in general*

[mortal void]

no

[pale sleet]

"my car may break down but I'm gonna get these fries at any cost"

[flat talon]

Lmfao

[mild crystal]

Aubrey Plaza is batshit crazy

[mortal void]

who

[compact spade]

nobody takes my tendies away from me

no one

[bold forum]

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/hajapaciencia-quesaco-impaciente-gif-5307613

^ Aubrey Plaza

[mortal void]

oh

kinda hot

[compact spade]

[cyan junco]

Nice car. Looks well tuned wook

U big weeb Streak

[compact spade]

he drives a Honda

[pale sleet]

I can't even spell weeb

[mortal void]

it's a Honda, you know damn well he put a fart can and a bunch of window stickers on

[compact spade]

mate he's got no muffler on that thing i betcha

[mortal void]

"it's not riced"

[flat talon]

When the frosty machine working you gotta get it while you can

At any cost

[mortal void]

wook what model year civic is that

[compact spade]

wook btw what happened to my triumph rank role

[flat talon]

2017

[mortal void]

darn

[flat talon]

Its also completly stock

[mortal void]

Ricers moving up in the world, they don't need to settle for a 2004

[cyan junco]

The other day was havi g a coffee with some frens and a dude parked next to us with his car literally dying, smoke going everywhere

Looked like those smoke machines

[flat talon]

It has a 20 year 200k mile warranty. Its not getting modified for quite some time

[cyan junco]

20 year warranty?

[flat talon]

Yea

[compact spade]

you're going to do 200k miles in 20 years quite easily

[mortal void]

it's whichever somes first

[flat talon]

20 yea OR 200k miles

[mortal void]

dummy

[cyan junco]

Yeah

[flat talon]

Year*

[compact spade]

oh ok

[cyan junco]

But still, 20years

I don't think they do that nowadays

[flat talon]

K gotta drive

[cyan junco]

@mortal void I know it's either one or the other. Just haven't heard so many years before

Just text and drive like me

[mild crystal]

wook get on evas level

she just messages while driving all the time

[cyan junco]

I don't want wook to

In matter of fact, no one should

[mortal void]

NGL I kind of want an older Volvo wagon with a manual and 4WD

[cyan junco]

[mild crystal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYS1UFY05as

shes so fucking crazy

[mortal void]

I learned how to drive in my dad's 04 golf

[cyan junco]

[bold forum]

nerds

[cyan junco]

I have a 04 polo

[mortal void]

@cyan junco with a stick?

[cyan junco]

Almost

[mortal void]

normie

[cyan junco]

No u

[mortal void]

[cyan junco]

Why u using such a scuffed pepe as pfp

Get upgraded

[mild crystal]

pepe le pue

[mortal void]

ur scuffed

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/stuck-up-cat-pepe-le-gamba-gif-13003019

[cyan junco]

[mortal void]

yellow name looking ass

[cyan junco]

Hoecat, many people here don't even know what that is

[mild crystal]

apparently

[cyan junco]

@mortal void shaming other roles Is a bannable offense

[mild crystal]

it was when cartoons were good

[bold forum]

its obviously tom and jerry 😎

[cyan junco]

Yep

[mortal void]

darn

[cyan junco]

I miss the old cartoons

[compact spade]

what about anime

[cyan junco]

That's new cartoons

[mortal void]

I miss watching spongebob before bed when I was little

[cyan junco]

Old anime like berserk were fun

[mortal void]

season 5 is when it stopped being good, fight me

[cyan junco]

Implying you aren't little now

[mortal void]

true

[bold forum]

season 3 + 🤢

[cyan junco]

[mortal void]

I'm not a boomer like you

[cyan junco]

I don't know what seasons SpongeBob has. I just watched it

Fucking Zoomer

[bold forum]

Theres like 20 seasons now

[mortal void]

you're fuckin' right I zoom

[bold forum]

[cyan junco]

[cyan junco]

Get out

[bold forum]

[agile oracle]

[cyan junco]

Inb4 corsa becomes next furry

[mortal void]

couldn't be me

[cyan junco]

True, you have few cells

[bold forum]

[cyan junco]

Accurate emote

[mortal void]

[cyan junco]

Is that some angery feminist

[agile oracle]

[bold forum]

honk

[compact spade]

my internet kill itself?

nope

just destiny 2 servers

[cyan junco]

Rip internetu

[agile oracle]

internetu-chan uwu

[cyan junco]

[bold forum]

intwernet uwu

[compact spade]

interneto-sama oWo

[cyan junco]

[compact spade]

creeper

[cyan junco]

Now that's too much

[bold forum]

🤣creepr 🤣😂

[compact spade]

A 😆 W 😆 MAN

[cyan junco]

[bold forum]

[cyan junco]

That you?

[mild crystal]

pix!

[cyan junco]

[bold forum]

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-cant-handle-the-nudes-afew-good-men-gif-11512791

[cyan junco]

I wouldn't want them either

[mortal void]

probably a moldy tail buttplug

[bold forum]

[cyan junco]

Sounds like a furry

[agile oracle]

yikes

[bold forum]

[mortal void]

[cyan junco]

Imagine the smell

[agile oracle]

[bold forum]

[mortal void]

i'm stealing that emote

yoinked

[cyan junco]

Haaa

Back in my day the only furries we had were the ones in b-day parties that the kids were scared off unless it was Spiderman or superman

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-take-laugh-lmao-gif-9271200

[cyan junco]

[mortal void]

[agile oracle]

back in my day being furry was a sin

[cyan junco]

It still is

At least for some years

[mild crystal]

jesus says you'll burn in hell for being a furrie

[stone spoke]

[bold forum]

[cyan junco]

Jesus

[mortal void]

there's a reason why the LGBT spectrum doesn't include furries

[cyan junco]

That's a Mexican dude

Yet

[agile oracle]

[mild crystal]

the jesus myth is a real thing

[cyan junco]

If it's a myth it can't be real

[mortal void]

say that again, but slowly

[mild crystal]

you can really upset people who are serious about religion by saying religious stuff and adding myth to it in a serious tone

[mortal void]

really? time to slide into westboro's DMs

[cyan junco]

When you realize the B in LGBTQ means there are only 2 genders

[compact spade]

LMAO

[bold forum]

nae naed

[mortal void]

@cyan junco biSEXual, implying that there are 2 sexes

[cyan junco]

Sexes

[mortal void]

[cyan junco]

Fuck is that scuffed emote

[mortal void]

you

[cyan junco]

That's a 5head

You dumbo

[bold forum]

corn head

[mortal void]

[cyan junco]

What you have is some area 51 head

There you go

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/beavis-and-butthead-gif-9157788

[cyan junco]

What discord is that shit fron

From

@mortal void

[mild crystal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cG1aVT-M-A

oh shiet woody harrelson

[cyan junco]

Wood

[rough prism]

bro...

[cyan junco]

Wait why is venom red now

[mild crystal]

trailer concept oh snap

[mortal void]

carnage isn't Venom you

[mild crystal]

i got trolled hard

[cyan junco]

[mortal void]

carnage is another one of the symbiotic race that Venom is, but he's different

[mild crystal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXe-RnexNEY

if you havent seen it is fucking epic

[flat talon]

the trick worked

internet is back

[mortal void]

pogU

[cyan junco]

🍔

[flat talon]

just needed to leave the house

[mortal void]

bruh real shit, 2am is the best time to just go for a walk

[cyan junco]

And not return

[mild crystal]

dude i love going for a walk at 2-3am

[mortal void]

walk in the middle of the road and pray someone hits you while driving drunk

[mild crystal]

especially when moon is full

[cyan junco]

Yeah me too, go the fridge and back to bed

[mild crystal]

naw i live downtown near the university iw alk next to the river

[mortal void]

[cyan junco]

Did you drown?

At least once

[mild crystal]

naw but i prevented some inner city kids from swimming in the river

[mortal void]

why

[cyan junco]

Boring granny

[mild crystal]

because if they went swimming in the river theyd die

[cyan junco]

Let the kids have fun

[mortal void]

natural selection at work

[cyan junco]

Exactly

[mild crystal]

that is true

[cyan junco]

We must let nature do its work

We can't intervene

[bold forum]

[mild crystal]

but we had a bonfire going next to where they were swimming

[mortal void]

we need fewer people in ths world anyway

[flat talon]

i mean i saw some cool stuf. saw a car in my neighbor hood getting repo'd saw a guy blow his engine up all for the love of a cheeseburger. it was kinda eventful

[mild crystal]

and if cops came

because someone went under

idk

[cyan junco]

@flat talon have you ever had your car slide a bit when it's rainy and there's oil in the road?

[mild crystal]

Mississippi is a strong river with currents

[cyan junco]

Happened to me once at 4am, I had more fun than I totally should've

[mortal void]

which state are you in along the mississippi

[flat talon]

hydroplane? yea

[cyan junco]

[mild crystal]

minnesota

[mortal void]

pogU

[mild crystal]

remember we both live in MN

[mortal void]

me too

[cyan junco]

Dunno what is called

[flat talon]

easy solution

[cyan junco]

When your tires loose track

[flat talon]

just lift off the gas

[mild crystal]

are you creeped out blu

[mortal void]

no

[cyan junco]

Yeah you let go

[mortal void]

hi neighbor

[cyan junco]

If you try to stop the car it's worse

[mild crystal]

i remember you saying that from like 5 months ago

[flat talon]

most people brake and thats what makes them slide out

[mortal void]

I don't, I forgot

[cyan junco]

Just drop a gear shift and try to steer the wheel, when it gets more stable hit the gas to stabilize it

[mild crystal]

part of my car hit a huge water puddle and i almost lost control of car

[mortal void]

well now I remember

[mild crystal]

it was gay

[cyan junco]

Ur gay

[mild crystal]

shh

[mortal void]

unlucky, that almost happened to me once in the winter

[flat talon]

i learned to drive in a winter state. so i already am a more qualified driver than Californians when it comes to weather lol

[mild crystal]

naw it was earlier today blu when it was raining hard

[cyan junco]

Lel

[mild crystal]

i didnt realize such a huge pothole

[mortal void]

one of my tires hit a patch of snow which grabbed it, almost made me slide out on the highway

[cyan junco]

I've seen my share of people loosing control of their cars jsut this year alone in the road

[mild crystal]

well in MN were use to losing control of vehicle

snow is real threat

[mortal void]

yeah, winter gang

[cyan junco]

Here it rarely ever snows

[flat talon]

when i was 16 i took a 2 week defensive driving course in the middle of michigan that taught you how to control slides and what not

they put you in a civic with a roll cage lmao

[mortal void]

my car is FWD I can't look as epic while slidin

[cyan junco]

American driving lessons explain why many Americans suck at driving tbh

The exam is to drive in a fucking park

[mild crystal]

well if you dont know how to control slides in MN bad at driving and you wont make it through the winter

[cyan junco]

Here they make you learn how to drive a car from the start, on busy roads, highways and shit

[flat talon]

i aske dmy parents if i could do it

[bold forum]

Ive been scared to learn cuz i feel like ill crash stupidly

[flat talon]

i wanted to take that course

[cyan junco]

That's a normal feeling st the start

[flat talon]

also laerned how to control a drift at that place lmao

[cyan junco]

I had the same feeling

Lmao

[mortal void]

@flat talon too bad your car can't do that for 20 years

[flat talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjyZV8zIJ0k

it was like this but a lot older and more janky back then

[mild crystal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiytQYt94L8

[cyan junco]

One of the times I got a huge scare, and even felt my butt cheeks go inside, was at the start on my polo, I was on the highway so I got myself on the lane to go ahead of some dude, some retard came behind me and tried to go first. So end result we were 3 cars in 2 fucking lanes

[mortal void]

they should have just put you in a GRC car and sent it

[cyan junco]

Imagine the scare it is when I had little more than a month driving

[flat talon]

its 20 years OR 200k miles...OR when my dad is comfortable doing fun stuff to it

[cyan junco]

Fun stuff

[flat talon]

its his honda

[bold forum]

[flat talon]

im selling my mitsubishi rn

[mild crystal]

https://youtu.be/qc2aqtCuElI?t=67

real drifting

[mortal void]

I still daily my dad's car

[cyan junco]

But for you kimmy I recommend you to stay on foot

[mortal void]

better on the insurance even though I'm 20 now

[cyan junco]

I've seen so many gtr selling lately

I need to open a gofundme page

[mild crystal]

man that hoecats yelling at him while hes drift driving

[cyan junco]

And since pretending is on trend now, I'm also a 18 grill with daddy issues donate pls

[mortal void]

I recently found a bunch of NSX's selling for about 40K recently

[flat talon]

i found a pheonix yellow integra type r near me. its imported too so its right hand drive

[mortal void]

anyone wanna donate

[mild crystal]

barbosa

[cyan junco]

Hoecat

[mild crystal]

just find a girl to record

and ask for money

[cyan junco]

I'm the gril

[mild crystal]

tell her you'll split

[cyan junco]

Split

[mild crystal]

its not like its in writing jk

[cyan junco]

I'll just say I identify as one

[bold forum]

[pale sleet]

[cyan junco]

[bold forum]

le funny

🤣

[cyan junco]

[mild crystal]

well we already know that barbosa

[mortal void]

[cyan junco]

[cyan junco]

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/smashing-sexy-trans-cross-dresser-gif-5684520

^barbosa

[cyan junco]

Hey that's me

The fuck

[bold forum]

darn

[mortal void]

would still smash tbh

just gotta get the blindfold

[cyan junco]

Ikr

[mild crystal]

lol

[cyan junco]

Just get some moobs and call yourself a m'lady

[mortal void]

[mild crystal]

we woke eva up

[cyan junco]

[mortal void]

darn

fun's over

[cyan junco]

[mild crystal]

naw the fun just begins

[bold forum]

[cyan junco]

Imma just pull a dad move

[mortal void]

I'ma do it

[cyan junco]

Do it

[mild crystal]

i was driving my buddies suburban crazy in a parking lot snow was covering the the curb

[bold forum]

Oh god oh fuck

[mild crystal]

i nailed that thing going like 50mph

[cyan junco]

What a Chad

[mortal void]

now I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move

[cyan junco]

No way

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gamer-game-video-games-games-gif-12390220

[cyan junco]

Gamer girl

[mortal void]

false

[amber wigeon]

That's a myth

[cyan junco]

Exactly

[mortal void]

girls don't exist

[mild crystal]

im surprised i didnt mess the suspension

[cyan junco]

I'm a girk

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-internet-gif-3471311

[cyan junco]

Girl

[mortal void]

nice to meet you, girk

[cyan junco]

Sup opel

[amber wigeon]

It's a trap

[mortal void]

that's not even what I'm named after

[cyan junco]

We are obliged to respect traps

They cute tho

[mild crystal]

< cat trap

[cyan junco]

You are now

[mild crystal]

meow meow

[cyan junco]

Meow the fuck out

[bold forum]

[amber wigeon]

[cyan junco]

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/puss-boots-cat-meow-gif-4824977

[cyan junco]

Rawrxd

[mild crystal]

^ im like a pervy version of that cat

[granite umbra]

[mortal void]

my neighbor's cat is very friendly and has big furry paws

[mild crystal]

thats a nice hoe

[cyan junco]

A friendly cat?

[bold forum]

yuge

[cyan junco]

[mortal void]

he's a sucker for cheese, apparently

[cyan junco]

Who isn't

[mild crystal]

does that lady make you food

[cyan junco]

🧀

[bold forum]

@granite umbra go away its not safe for weebposting

[cyan junco]

[coarse harness]

post cats

[mild crystal]

no

[cyan junco]

No u

[coarse harness]

oh

[cyan junco]

Oh

[mild crystal]

barbosa will get upset for reposts

[mild crystal]

since he lost his pink

[cyan junco]

Maybe get new shit

[mild crystal]

FU\

[compact spade]

k

[cyan junco]

[mild crystal]

bear?

[cyan junco]

That sad cat thing is getting kinda old

Papa bear

[bold forum]

[cyan junco]

[mild crystal]

cat fight club

[bold forum]

[cyan junco]

Isn't that cat ded

[cyan junco]

[flat talon]

[cyan junco]

He is

[mortal void]

[cyan junco]

[mild crystal]

beware

[cyan junco]

Hoe down

[mild crystal]

idk wtf she thought was gonna happen

[bold forum]

oh heck

[mild crystal]

thats her fault

[mortal void]

he likes laps

[cyan junco]

We got another one bois

[mild crystal]

so you drive a volkswagen

im gonna stalk you so ahrd

[bold forum]

tuxedo boi

[cyan junco]

Moi?

[mortal void]

haha yes

04 VW Golf

[cyan junco]

You got same keys as I do

Wtf

[mortal void]

stick shift

[cyan junco]

Where's vw originality

Fucking degens

[mortal void]

@cyan junco our cars are basically the same

[cyan junco]

Yours better I think

[mortal void]

maybe

[cyan junco]

Minesc 1.2

[mortal void]

mine's a TDi

[cyan junco]

Mines

[mild crystal]

hoe...cat

[agile oracle]

[cyan junco]

Tiddies

[mortal void]

it's Diesel so it's slow af

[cyan junco]

Mine is gasoline

[mortal void]

@mild crystal is that Firefoxx?

[compact spade]

i use chrome

[cyan junco]

I use internet explorer

Plebs

[compact spade]

microsoft edge* @cyan junco

[cyan junco]

Pretty much

Edgy

[mild crystal]

thug lyfe

[cyan junco]

♻

[mild crystal]

oh man thats sad

[mortal void]

I have a lot of cat photos

[mild crystal]

that cat is so obese

[cyan junco]

You're obese he's cute

Don't body shame whiskers

[mortal void]

he's T H I C C

[cyan junco]

[mild crystal]

im coming for you barbosa

[cyan junco]

Well guess I'm fucked

[cyan junco]

Nice ass

[bold forum]

chonker

[mild crystal]

sexy wink

nsfw

[cyan junco]

Why does it have 2 scopes

[mortal void]

chunky boy

[cyan junco]

[mortal void]

@cyan junco more aim assist

[cyan junco]

Aim bot

[mild crystal]

blood moon

[cyan junco]

Why console has aim assist in cod but if I plug my controller on pc it doesn't have assist

[cyan junco]

@mild crystal don't show that in this chat. Furries will get out

[flat talon]

because in the last few cods for pc the aim assist for controllers was like 10x stronger than console aim assist

[bold forum]

[cyan junco]

Was it really?

[compact spade]

i actually hate cats

[flat talon]

so it was a nightmare to play against as a reg mnk player

[cyan junco]

I hate you too

[mild crystal]

maizes

gtfo

[compact spade]

i like dogs tho

[cyan junco]

Didn't know that

[bold forum]

I remember that in bo3