#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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time to go open rivens and be dissapointed 
@bleak flax Yes?
me and my mom were shopping for a car and the salesmen said he had to get his boss and that we couldnt leave

we got tf out lmao
outlaws
fucking ford dealerships i swear

oof
they gonna hunt you down man
WARFRAME 


is weak

but kuva could fix that
kurwa?
or i sell it to people looking for unrolled rubico for 600-700
true
you should keep it if you're planinng on going hard on eidolons
i thought you got ur pee pee sucked
can make so much plat off of arcanes

you just need to get a good team that can do 5x3's+
this any good for rattle?
lets see what happens if i put that rubico up as a wts 
whys it have to be an hour till night 

I need to assert my dominance on the orokin
i need to level a warlock and a pally
REEEEEEEEEE
to 120 i wanna kms
Translation from traditional chinese to british english: "Sponge man, ice cone"
Also why cant i post images ???

only donators can post images
BRUH

man, take me by the hand

linus sex tips
what i have to donate to post pictures?
(that's actually not true, this is an english discord)
Phones on 2%
blasphemy
No one is gonna stop me! Muhahahahah!
نقجیم تثجزم خقمیجثتثن خکث best tamil comedy
nah this is definitely a japanese server, so let's make this japanese posting 
please post in english only...

|| they will think these are geniune words, but in fact I do not know arab or any similar language to that, for I am a romanian (and many people claim that we are the very scum of the world) and this was just random gibberish caused from my keyboard slamming set to arabic alphabet ||
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????????
please do the die, my friend @languid leaf
stop posting outside of english
Its not even actual words lmao
its crazy how i dont care
Keyboard slam, you ever heard of that? It could also be called Polish or Traditional Russian
keyboard slam in another discord
Gamer
please don't booli pat
i made a minecraft parody of a 80s song but i will be muted/kicked for posting it here because its "spamming"


Cali best state
pat good, no booli him
@mild crystal doubtfull

Very well then
is that b8
welf gave permission its a go
did someone say 
[The OP - The Creeper / Minecraft parody of The Who - The Seeker by m2903]
I looked under chests
I looked under shulkers
I try to find the key
To fifty million griefed houses
They call me the Creeper
'Cuz I've been griefing low and high
I'll won't kill the one that I'm after
Till the day I blow
I asked Notch
I asked Microsoft
I asked Mojang
But they couldn't help me either
They call me the Creeper,
'Cuz I've been blowing low and high
I won't get to kill who I'm after,
Till the day I blow
Gamers tend to hate me,
'Cuz I'm never friendly
As I blow up their homes
They wanna shake my hand
Focusing on biomes
Investigating blocks
I'm a creeper
I'm a really desperate mob
I won't get to kill who I'm after,
Till the day I blow
I learned how to hold my fuse in anger
But look at my face,
Oh yeah, ain't this...
pee
oh
jesus


rate it welfare
wait does it rhyme gamer
hammered into the void
- bungie on halo 2's hammer
from 1 to 10 i'd rate it bad tank content
Is this what it's like to feel empty inside
welf rate it on a scale of mute to high five
to be honest
rate it on a scale from tasso to trivista
I think it was an absolute piece of || text found in a discord channel ||
2
@maiden linden you cant make a rating scale only in the negatives
i havent even seen the creeper aw man meme that has everyone so excited
Well yes i interrupted a vent discussion when i made it with my two braincells and randomly posted it without thinking :(((((
And got myself kicked
LO
it doesnt usually get past "aw man" before they get shouted down
it's just earcancer discord singing spam
he hasnt seen creeper aw man. ||uncultured ||
captain sparkles is gone 🦀
It actually hurts me that people really like some of those parodies
like deep in my soul
There is nothing wrong with the parodies from a musical standpoint
In fact some of them are better than many mainstream songs
¿ Lyrics may be poor in quality but the beats are well produced for a solo artist
and the rhyme scheme is decent
syx do you have something to share with the class

kstreak
whoa
I feel like its 2011 all over again because Minecraft is relevant again and people still get excited for CoD
And i enjoy this
you know if I never said anything it wouldn't have gotten to this point, so I only have myself to blame
2011 good
What, its too realistic and different for your taste?
no ww2 had terrible maps
same thing man
How is it the same
zombies has been trash since bo2
BO4 is taking place in the future, looks and feels exactly like BO2 and its fast paced garbage
so bad
The last good CoD in my opinion is black ops 1
Thats where everything original ended, and recycled bullshit started to be the only idea from activision
Hope mw2019 is gonna have a good campaign
And multiplayer
fuck cod
all shooters suck
no matter how good the game is it's gonna get ruined in 2months
All shooters suck?
You mean.. including Bungie's legacy?
Halo p bad bro
halo 2 was the good stuff bruh
I mean halo 1 had a great campaign but multiplayer felt boring and bare to me
Wook that was beautiful.
is that the wii zapper @maiden linden

I had the pro controller the one that resembled an xbox one controller
Only cod i played was bo1 on wii
Lmao
And also cod4(((
So weirs
Weird*
Ok i gotta go now bored asf so i guess i'll take a nap
Byr
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@maiden linden was that switchblade?
aspartame 
@cyan junco did u say butterfly knife
what?

Almost said link me... 🤡
hey let me eat this big mac, with a diet coke to be healthy
"Nobody dies" -> half the raid dead
3 burgers 2 fries 20pc nuggets and an extra large diet soda
"Kill it" -> 18% lmao

i tried to drink diet soda back in highschool...the only diet soda i can stomach is clear sodas...anything with lemon, it masks that nast diet taste
Ninja 
Anything. Asmon is king sperg.

Dread Commander or somethin whatever they're on
Oh it's abyssal commander
but no
Not dread.
what raid
No wonder they're
af

this is funny
The latest WoW raid Triv. Whatever it's called.
Eternal Palace of Clowns or someshit
oh nice i just found out someone gifted me a sub to cardboard cowboy
Braindead ranged 

When isn't Wook acting up?
prolly cuz its 1 day follow mode and i wasnt followed on this account

do you even exist
like i said its on 24 hour follower mode and i wasnt followed on thisa ccount yet
found you lmao
lol

i hate that i have to watch on chrome in order to use 3rd party emotes and bttv emote tabbing
i dont even understand WoW
with his overlays and shit there is too much going on for me to follow lmao
oh im sure...but it way too much for me lmao
BRO, bttv removed the ability to see who is using my emotes on their page 

so dumb
that feature was useful for knowing if i was wasting upload slots on shit people werent using
not to mention it takes them 3 weeks to look at an emote for approval

coming soon NSA gets super computer

so today i found a dude on another discord that legit pays for subs in stuff like pornhub
i am truly in awe

when i see weebs
lmfao

shoot me daddy wook

with that much fat you wouldn't need healing in NW

well if they would stop nerfing you
now you gotta lift multiple fingers and shit lol
remember when clerics were better at healing than palas
welfare keeping the team alive


my build was for keeping DPS buffed and my ult power down 100% of the time
which gave everyone a 30% dmg buff
and 30% damage threshold increase
but do you remember warlocks being decent healers at any point?
yeah me either they always sucked at least in any dungeons i found one
clerics werent really good for healing
i mean they were good at it but it was a by product of doing damage
so it wasnt healing to heal
weren't they initially the go to healers?
i dont think so
in any rpg yea but i dont htink they were the main healers
i feel like beofre mod16 it was like every class had some sort of healing ability so it was more of a group effort
not sure
but as a cleric i would focus buffs to dps keeping him alaive and damage buffed
thats why recovery was so important pre mod16..it was responsible for allowing me to cast powers 100% of the time. so by the time they end they are ready to be used again
no more recovery so no more 100% uptime on attacks and buffs
right now with the right build a cleric will out DPS everyone every time
but i am starting to think that its not single target dmage that gets me top dps in those situations..i feel like i do a ton of splash damage...so when enemies are grouped i can hit a lot of them with one atatck
moscow moscow
Clerics were capable of heals pre mod 16
no one used them since they were much better for buffing
Now a days its 3 dps 1 tank 1 heal pre mod 16 it was 1 DPS 2 buffer 1 tank 1 heal
i spoiled you on good heals
or other paladins

the shields are amazing for 2nd and last boss on lomm
their shields can cover the lack of dps on last boss
yea i forget we did double cleric back then
yeah, if you let the bore worm fully charge i can actually heal through them
heal thru the electricity at max str
it never happened. i don't want to see

that'd be horrible
last cleric i had couldn't go past 6 gigas
its hard to balance divinity for either class when your team is super spread out
all us clerics had it easy up until now lol. now you will REALLY see who is good and not
when i run low on divinity if you need heals and arent with the group you are fucked
pretty much
i still try to block shit, keep aggro on adds, if i have daily stun aoe them
for me 100% uptime means being able to rotate thru my powers without ending up waiting around to build judgment
and its nowhere as easy as it was with recovery
you are a tank thats all you need todo gg
yeah now divinity is key
and even if you are a big dick cleric dps a Wizard will make you look like a support class if you compare damage outputs
what a waste
if you need more than 5-600k HP as a tank you need a better healer
or a better tank
i do need to get more hp. still under 400k
got my enchants pretty much all to rank 11
thats what i was saying welf, im pretty sure if you put a top dps cleric next to a wizard on a single target, the wizard will out dps. i think clerics make top dps cuz they do a ton of aoe damage
bondings max?
Even AOE comparrison a wizard will shit all over a cleric
wizard is just broken
yeah exactly
should i buy navist wizard?
we will see after the nerf
oof
wont stop me much


flexin
wat
3 strong
welf gets nerfed every 3 weeks...
like in real life
doesnt help them much i still find a way to go above their expectations
when you grind real life
just need a pet monkey
Ever since i left the city Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
souljah boy tellem
:|
Is that role bashing I see 
This stems back to my hate for monkeys
brah i got an undercut and now my hairlooks cancer
do you look like asmongold?
who

mald
...
nice
clean you house duh
barb missed the meme
i didn't
r/ whoosh
you 
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watch some stand up

oh well
very epic
very
moment
why you still 
idk

wook skills 100
Every minute that you're messaging you randomly gain 15-25 XP.
To avoid spamming, it's limited to once a minute.
no wonder i'm not rank 1 yet
Nice holo
never noticed 
speaking of holo card welf. i wanna try and make real holographic pepe cards



turns out making trading cards isnt that difficult
ill make the LFG trading card game
Oh my god please do
pff like you would be a player card
a legendary in fact

probably a npc
basic energy card


what would bees abilities be?
toxic sting

navist can be a support card "Learn to code" give players the ability to play two energy cards or two support cars on the next turn
[nice]```
welfs card would be a heavy hitter. large energy costs with the biggest attack actually discarding energies to use it. something like "power drain" (drains the power of any user)
mega mute

idk
without any kind of slowmode genchat would literally be a twitchchat
yes
clearly you haven't been in asmong's twitch chat
this guy just threatened to grab my ip 

bro club penguin some weird ting man
ip is a new way to say dick?

faster than light and full of nothing

the more popular the streamer, the faster and more meaningless they get
get fiber and a vpn and then laugh at people when they try that shit lmao....
the one dude that had the sad idea of threatning me with my IP on wow whispering me my location cause he got pissed of being ganked got his account instantly suspended

imagine thinking you're scary online
some people aren't smart ok
the pinnacle of internet mastery
cant get ddosd of you are on a uni campus 

i mean it is the internet so there should be some level of fear when those types of threats are made. you never know...some dude called my buddies mom a bitch on facebook and i told him to apologize and he made some comment about me fighting him and that he has a gun and i told him i dont even need to see his face to ruin his life...dude has a social security number right? lol he quickly changed his tune...(it was a hollow threat) but still a very real possibility lmao
bruh just ddos my IP 127.0.0.1 double dog dare you
@rough prism

dumb joke that only people with the slightest knowledge on networking will get


fanny jokes being thrown tonight in chat
did you just say fanny?

what are you 70?
81
0.18
i love fb beefs wook, there was this one dude that was threatning to beat my shit up, that he'd come with his friends to my city, find me and fuck me up, so i said fine, i told him to meet me next day on his city at 3 pm, told him i'd bring my friends to deal with his. he then blocked me never heard from him again

one day egging people on like that will bite you in the ass
yeah it won't while you hide behind your monitor
damn
damn
yea its real easy to toss hollow threats around on fb lol
and if people are smart they wont fuck with nay type of threat lol
yep i mean he could go forward with that
it would've been funny
i would no issues drive there the next day

inb4 barb pisses off the wrong 14 year old and gets swatted

i like to threaten with stuff thats in the realm of "you wont do that....but what if you could" lol
would've been funny, i would be able to finally meet the fbi agent
lmao
just tell people there is a site called craigslist with thousands of people on it who have the capability to do a lot of things you think arent real lmao
im gonna say the || next word that comes to my head ||
nincanpoop?
@flat talon When you just turn black and you cant go back
yeah you gotta go and find out the rules
you turned black?
once
now im stuck that way

revert michael jackson?
the saying exists for reason
reverse*
duhh

and society says you cant hear images
Yes, you just arrived 
Cadbury chocolate spread > Nutella
It's always weebposting hours
oh good the weebs are about to start brawling

where you get that welf?
fight fight fight
It's real in my heart 
i could go for some of that
its not hazlenut like Nutella
its str8 chocolate
or gay chocolate
its sexual preference matters not
omfg
Caramel spread
its the chocolate creme inside of cadburry eggs

that flake chocolate is fire
textural masterpiece

you come across snacks that should be illegal in america
lol
i never thought i needed a jar of the cadburry egg filling....until this moment
@gritty rose I am talking about tasso 
i have diabetes 
ill die 






Oof
oh no


fuck its the boomers

oh god oh fuck


bless wook

don't move...
put the guns down 
he has higher authority steel

no 




bwomsalami wants to go out?



yeah i know
lmfao
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CREEPER

CREEPER
Reason: Duplicated text
4 emotes 


barbosa show them the way 
hax
I'm getting tired tbh, I'll let actually mods deal with the spam if they want to that is













oh no
that fractal clown pepe tho

How many lfg members are needed to change a light bulb
.membersTotal
There are currently 136,758 users on the server.
about double that
Imagine the server instability with 270k users
it'd just never be up at all
and that minecraft meme would be attempted about 60000,000000,00000 times per hour
0
'But what did it cost? Everything'
That many?
im here all night
stahp that Sora 😦





You're a fucking killer hughie, just like the rest of us. Why don't you stop pissing around and tell everyone what this is about.

lol slipknot new song got me to watch the show the boys

if you havent watched the boys its pretty good
I saw an ad for that. What service is it on?
That's the one with the people fighting the superheroes right?
Hm might have to bum my parent's account then cause they have prime.
that or solarmoviez
birb i got you
oh man i just made the most epic nachos
Seasoned ground beef, refried beans, cheese, tomatoes and chives
cheddar and monterey jack
you fool
?

bro
what kinda question is that
make queso dont put some bullshit ass cheese on there
lol
Uncooked cheese on nachos moment
i dont like queso

that is incorrect
i do like queso?
yes
😮
someone doesn’t like queso
i just prefer melted cheese vs saucy queso

i rarely like ham
quality ham is yum
Honey ham
best situation for ham is on a breakfast sandwich
fried egg
some bacon
slice of ham
canadian bacon
cheese
anyone here a Pokemon go dude
is gallade or Gardevoir better
have a perfect iv kirla rn
i was a pokemon go dude when it first came out till the new ones came out
i dont want to remove xposed on my phone

doing a pokemon go playthrough where i dont leave the house
So it's called Pokemon Stay?
Pokemon GPS spoofing
pokemon stay
i gps spoofed from time to time they only caught people who were spoofing all over the place within a unreasonable amount of time, but i live near downtown so i could just catch stuff sitting at my place but it got old
super heroes with super speed need super strong bones
when im on my lunch break I go past gyms and I usually find like
15 guys in suits playing pokemon go
it's quite intimidating
idk i found pokemon a good ice breaker when it first came out
@tardy cliff is your pc overheating?
If theres anyone that plays SkyFactory here, do you know if theres a way to make Bedrock or an unharvestable material?
idk where else to turn but i need help getting my fps fix after this patch my fps keep dropping all the time please someone help me out thanks


just download some more fps
Lmao
is your pc overheating?
no it isnt its watercooled
Fps cap?
drive problem id think
i only run at 1080p
everything is up to date
turn off v sync?
also turn off hdao
hdao is off
whats ur frames? max
144
yes
thats why 
Does anyonre else get sick from motion blur?
i dont understand
i like motion blur but 9/10 times the game looks better without it
your refresh rate is how many frames your monitor can output
it will limit to 144
im not looking for over 144 im bouncing from 60 all the way to 144
just sitting in orbit i bounce from 110 to 140
and it gets worse when i do anything i drop all the way to 60 all the time
well is your gpu running hot?
well, if I were you I'd limit it to 60 or something because changing fps mid game is worse than having constant lowish fps
no my cpu is water cooled always sits around 37ish
i said gpu
stop what
youre gonna kill me xd
who tf deleted the cito
what cito

its all good man you guys can laugh and talk shit all you want but i was just trying to get some help thanks either way
no one was talking shit @tardy cliff
gives genuine troubleshooting
insults me
no one even talked shit at all lol
well im sorry im new to pc just build mine a couople months back and dont know whjat to do
yeah
yeah
he says itll go from 144/110 to 60
ok here is my proffessional help
Reason: Posted an invite
kek
update all drivers, check again while it is happening if the temperature of everything is ok, and if it doesn't work at least cap your fps
sounds like i might have to do just that, thanks again everyone
cap fps to 60 to not hurt your eyes
not only that, my pc started to have issues right when whisper mission in redacted showed up
trying to do jumping puzzle with fps jumping more than you was not fun
this is ghostposting 👀
I O
oof
anyway
fat stewie
f

it will remain as my profile picture until the end of time
we can arrange that

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there


you WEEB

pog
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