#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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123 what 
imagine being legoman and never have played club penguin
imagine not knowing the 123 for gf memes
so like, last year?
6 years
clubpenguin is back btw

isn't it clubpenguin 2
no its clubpenguin rewritten

google club penguin lmao
yikes
its not the real club penguin
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club penguin online is also p good
its just a modded one where u have all the cosmetics and infinite money unlocked
qyeah but thats all u need
also i just looked up the original ricardo milos meme dance and it's pretty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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this is explicit
worst part is my GF walked in right at that moment and i dont know if i should be concerned that she was neither surprised nor questioned it
why is this unblocked

Ha bot doesn't play by the rules

how dare you speak about ricardo like that
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not dissapointed
take it way
Don't know what I expected
TAKE IT AWAY
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Okay that made me chuckle
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and now my laugh is ruined

needed to be a CGI version to mock the live action adaptation
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cancer

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Mm....

Is that olivia munn in the back 
[ you posted cringe bro ]```
.gif whiskey
its unforgiveable and absolutely permament
Hm... what kind of whiskey is that...
infinite pour...

That could break the market
red label
cuz my kidneys would probably fail anyway if i had that
its probably black label. Way more common xD
red label is only good for mixing, it's pretty garish for sipping
if i get red i usually pair it with dry ginger
cock and bull
lmao
i keep a minibar with a bunch of drinks but tbh i don't really drink too often
mostly just wines with dinner on occasion
the only time i hit the whiskey is if i had a REALLY rough day
I like a good wine if it compliments with steak
medium rare of course
Haven't had a solid prime rib in a good time
is it just me or are most wines really strong
i've never had a wine that's made me feel 'yeah i could totally solo this bottle'
Every time my aunt comes to visit
We go thru 8 or so bottles
Usually the only strong wines I've come across cost like 300$
and most of them are from germany

Try Alsace Blanc

DD?
doordash
Oh
I do doordash myself 
You wouldn't believe the drunks I get
and we have a policy to not deliver that food if the person is unresponsive to texts or doorbell
I mean that makes sense I guess
Had one guy give me wrong address directions
isnt that the place that was taking tips from the workers
Might be postmates
I've only had delivery call me once IIRC
ive had a delivery break into the citadel and leave it by the gatekeeper
Dude was like 30ft from my house called me up and asked what house I was in 
And trying to deliver to gated communities or apartment complexes that require a code is more tiring
because the idiots never give me the combination to get in
Oh yeah I bet
break through the cops
I'm black dude
i hitmarkered the boatbang
Buy a hummer and drive through while saying get to the choppa
break through
you talking area 51 shot
who has gtav and wants to let me play on their steam account 

i have a gtr in forza

I don't have GTA sadly
me 2 @maiden linden 
I stopped playing gta after san andreas
I HITMARKERED THE MF BOATBANG
Doesn't GTAV have an anti cheat built in?
IM GONNA HAVE AN ANEURISM
not sure i dont wanna play online 
@spring junco GTA V and Anti cheat in the same sentence 
jumping back into gtavo this late in the game is not a good idea
ive seen a uhaul truck with a v8 
cause I know they put you in a cheat server should you be found out
Steam reviews say GTA V is cheaters paradise with falsified bans
i play gta 7
I do miss playing GTA IV activating cheats and then shooting up the hospital and getting the military to come 
Fun times
reported
I just liked spawning cars after jumping out a plane
and start to panic when it's the wrong cheat
Shooting up strip clubs was fun too.


Stealing cop cars was better
I always triggered 5 stars out of nowhere for no reason
Then finished with a baseball bat
I guess I wanted to see how well I could survive
But damn the police would be on you like white on rice
But couldn't handle jukes well
Makes a tokyo drift turn
cop car gone
@spring junco I could easily survive 30+ minutes of police and military 
But then I gave up because I was bored
I'd always flip the cop's car over
and take off
set off chain explosions to other cars
I tried to dive bomb a plane into a crowded area
Young me was very oblivious to what that referred to

what yall think of the minecraft soundtrack
Be blasting that noteblock
isn't the minecraft nighttime soundtrack like the anthem of gamers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqPgeWf8vNM&list=PLWJi0Sq5FYSigriu_XjowaPTI6wC1AUAd
Don't tell me you haven't fallen asleep to this before
Link To Website: https://minecraft.net/ Note I do not own any of this content. I got this straight from the game of Minecraft, and I just wanted to upload ...
Have you tried turning it off and on again
A collection of the finest cat images I could find over the internet, played along with everyone’s favorite Minecraft disk Cat (Not Stal) 👍 LIKE THE VIDEO PL...
scarier than the twilight movie.
No wait, just slightly less terrifying.
its a video given to us from god themself
lil nas already has 10 million dollars
Reason: Posted a link
name the will ferrell movie im watching for head pats

offer stands
The Lego Movie?
Does anyone here play Warframe or Titanfall 2
i dont
anyone here heard of evolve
ev
lve

i could rank in my top 3 my favourite games of all time
did u ever play it tho
yup
what do u think was bad about it
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the hunters either take too long or snowball
its just not fun...
stage 2 improved upon all that
the monsters are ptw too
the launch was such a disaster
yeah it was
wraith was pre order only
and it was broken asf 
it was fun
shame only 5 ppl play it on steam now per day

noone can disagree it had potential
arena is too big
the overall scaling of that game is weird
it would be better as a BR tbh...multi teams
it cant just be soldiers vs beast
there needs to be another threat
there was venus traps that could kill hunters who are alone
didnt evolve get a f2p version?
ah

Anyone's Discord icon acting up for this server? The Discord icon only displays when I highlight my mouse over it. Otherwise it's just an empty void.
jojo music is 
Caveman screaming?
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lmao
Reason: Posted a link
😂 💯
Fun Fact: Elias hates furries more than anything else in this world. It honestly disturbs him. With this information can you please, for the love of God, sen...
OwO

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
Minecraft is back
I may have.... added a smidge too much beef to my patty
Wasn't really going for a medium rare but it's good nonetheless 
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test failed, off to the gulag with you


any trial sweats wanna help me mess with my friend and make a comp team and clap his cheeks
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clowns 

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Not sure how I feel about this one 

SUP

Just got banned from Minecraft's official discord server
was it because you copypasta'd them
28 STAB WOUNDS
@granite umbra 

bee is secretly the founder
video editor ew
b r u h
this is peak humour
lmao
k-k-kyah!
furries 👉 🚪

imagine avoiding getting killed by a sabertooth by the skin of ur teeth so u can spread ur seed for a brighter future but ur offspring ends up being furries 

Im sure our ancestors can't even rest in peace
everytime someone uwu's, they do a barrel roll
@mild crystal late abortions are always an option
cocks the glock


It's never too late to do an abortion
tfw a "cringe chamber" is just a box meant to drive you insane
Which is a nightmare
time to akimbo glock these mofos
Living on Kentucky we don't have many actors here man
You do have chicken tho
The KFC here tastes disgusting

ironic
The irony lmao

Ikr
pro gamer move by kfc
Take it from me. I literally live here. And have all my life

The only thing exciting here is fireworks shows.
Just move to Alabama, it's a better version
Even derby we don't like cause it's dangerous the area by derby.

A Pogo remix of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Details below. Temba, his arms wide! In Tamarian this signifies the giving of a gift, first heard in the exce...



I'm graduating early this year I might go to film school down there see what I can do
Hey but Kentucky has an actor with multiple awards for indie movies so
And I just casted him minutes ago
plz feed us inside scoops of the av0ng3rs movies

Please take sunny out

It is questionable
I found tons of moments that could have been edited differently or better
True

Not the shows
Oh
Nah
i watch the flash

But Supergirl is a nuclear bomb filled with shit
I swear the editing in super girl is horrific
Literally uses an out dated version of elemental 3d 😂
catering to the sheeple
What?
Lmao
most of us don't understand anything about editing anyways
i thought flash editing was a 6.5/10 till you called it shit
save me, trying to solo this with duel blades is a 
Try finding a group 
I've done everything solo up until now 


vixen is an edgy solo mc but now its finally the arc where he learns that tomodachi are important for success

old lady sitting beside me on the train straight up stared at me in the eye while i tried to avoid eye contact

i'd stare back but muh low self-esteem

Someone did that to me in a cafe once
I stared right back until I made them uncomfortable

How do you have low self steem to look at an old lady
are we talking centimeters or inches

If I have someone that keeps staring me I just ask them if they want a picture or sth


What a deer 
Deerly deer
@strange elk huge shekels 
@rustic knot 

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I'm watching a guy eat a big bowl of poprocks



Nice redacted talk
Ugh, been 7 months driving never being stopped by the cops, last month already got pulled over twice 
While at work
You got something to hide?
🥃
No, but I don't have interest in wasting time. They stop us randomly to check the tacograph whatever it's called in English
To see if everything's OK, which usually isn't but it's the boss that pays the tickets after not me so 
Illegal stuff 





Last time I wasted here one hour and something cause there were 2 more cops
And they were slow as fuck to work

OK done with this dudes. They read the tacograph, noticed at some point I was over 5 minutes the speed limit yesterday. Told me to be careful and not do it again
Sure Mr officer 
Sometimes I wonder if you're being honest or trolling 

tacograph?


Wook 
Why is he tenderizing that chicken?
beatin that meat
He's gonna make chicken kiev

@astral flicker dunno if that's the English name.
Why is he beating that meat? It never did anything to him
It's that machine that you put your license in and registers all your activity
Well then there you go

oh gotcha
Taco graph registers all ingredients

I thought maybe you were getting stopped by racist cops or something 


question
is the rythm bot broken
also, in my server we named it riven
I thought the only joke here was you


play test server
got it
K
k
no
Ok guys TF2 crates are like 8 bucks a pop sell them for ez steam money
sell Munitions crates 82s 85s 83s
what crate u selling?
I'm not selling anything, but check your inventories and sell TF2 Munitions crates 82s 85s and 83s on the Steam Market
cuz those are old outdated crates that have good effects and items
most current crates go for cents
same as csgo
no, those crates have 100% chance to get an Unusual
an extremely rare item
valve messed up
@mild crystal ⛸ 
@somber anvil

epic meme

Is that pat
I put a lot of effort in finding this gem
my profile pics are legendary
true
say 1 more bad thing about halo
But I don't think that's masterchief

Is itO
Im not saying bad things about halo
?
Gordon ramsay

The Master Chief returns in Halo Infinite – the next chapter of the legendary franchise launching holiday 2020 with Project Scarlett.
its from here
epic trailer
How did you not know the most Iconic characters name 
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
the halo guy
Is that Henry the 8th

@rapid patio i can't read wtf is written in your pfp. Where is it from 

ok I'm changing back

much better


true

Wise words

Hi guess who fucked up their own game by making some crates guarantees a $100+ upon unboxing

Bruh moment for tf2


h-hewwo?
Netflix UK has the big bang theory and I'm happy now
bbt is bad and should have ended a century or more ago
don't get me started on young sheldon either
@rustic knot big man david 
Heewobye
.
,
I haven't watched it in years and they have season 1 and onward so
Bazinga.
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Hi eva 💛
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BBT's shite now but the old stuff is always gold
I saw like 6 vehicles pulled over on the highway on my way here
not all in the same place either
I hate seattle sometimes


most people are alright but we have that little population of dickheads who absolutely MUST get to where they're going 2 seconds faster and they WILL endanger everyone around them to do it
I see someone run a red light almost every day
I'm proud to be one of the few K's of people that were there when the REEEEE became a meme

and I see multiple people do that move where they wait till the last second to merge into the exit lane every time I drive home from work
What?
The iconic REEEEE?
I'm not anyone iconic
unless you mean pepe's reeee
in which case is you seriously bragging about being on reddit when the meme trickled down to them 
I'm really not sure what you're on about
@somber anvil hi bee 💚

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE watch this nerd reaction as he loses it on live stream on twitch.tv in this highlight moment Imao Source: https://www.twitch.tv/mcco...
This is the origin of REEE
Not redit
Reddit made it popular with the rest of other platforms
People should give McCool his deserved twitch primes
When did this happen lol
Huh
I think
I always thought REEEEEEEE was a meme that started with pepe
Man this guy sounds really entitled lol

He's a fun lad
I saw that live, you could feel the REEEEE shaking your bones
ahahahahaha
Yeah, I'm fairly sure the 'chins came up with it first
I def thought it started on 4chan
Well, unless someone can find some evidence of it starting elsewhere before december 2014


I keep telling youtube not to recommend asmon and he keeps showing up
he's like that "racist mario" video
extremely cursed and won't go away
I'm not a fan of cringe humor 
In what way is he a legend
Because he kept streaming WoW when a lot of other streamers quit on it?
One of the most enjoyable streamers to watch and a true pega
Eh
I rarely watch his streams for the gameplay
I guess if you really like WoW
Ah that'd explain it
Because I've seen him playing dark souls
and I gotta say, he's about on par with darksydephil when it comes to skill in that game lol
Dunno who's that
You've never heard of dsp?
Nope
"wooow I was pressing buttons and I still died"
Well, just imagine that kid who always has an excuse for why he lost
then imagine that kid as a chubby 30something with a bad temper
and you've got DSP pretty well pictured

If you feel like watching someone fail at games, check out the "how not to play" series on youtube
funny stuff
That's why I watch amons gameplay sometimes 
That's understandable
I've literally never played minecraft but I still enjoy the memes
I feel like minecraft is one of those games that I'd either drop after a few days because I just don't like it, or would completely consume my life
Nice one m8
nice
reacting to videos with wow in the BG 
I can actually afford Forsaken now because Valve fucked with TF2 unusuals yeet
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@gray wolf what do you mean they fucked with TF2 unus?
I haven't been paying attention to TF2 recently
Guarantee unusuals upon unboxing certain crates
Nah what the fuck
Crashed the hell out of the economy
Whaaaaaat
I've seen people saying they've lost over a thousand dollars
Was this the recent crate?
The beautiful start of the TF2 Communist Revolution
No more specifically Crate #83 and #85
Da. No one understand what happens either
They released this new crate for Summer and now everyone going mad with $3 Burning Team Captain
Fucking rip my sunbeams stovepipe
Actually you might as well sell it and buy something that you like better
No, I love that hat
Me upgrading me unusuals to better effect cuz they cheaper lul
My nuts and bolts are now Aces High yeet
That works too. Currently the crates are like 5 USD or something so if you have some lying around and you ain't unboxing you might as well get some free bucks from it before Valve patch it
They are selling at a key's price in Market
At this point you might as well buy a key and open the crates actually
The unusuals themselves cost more than the crates, see.
I got 15 unusuals this morning 
I brought a crate with RM9 and sold the unusual for RM25 lol
the joys of being too lazy to sell anything lmao
got a circling tf2 symbol disrespectful robo glove and i think that's pretty symbolic of this bug
18
imagine getting a crate that isn't a winter 2018 case
you can sell the crates for like eight bucks a pop
Im waiting for all the jungle inferno cases to go up in price, then imma sell em
or open them
I think my favorite things are the massed flies hive hat for sniper and the burning flames Sombrero for demo that i got
I still have them Invasion cases lul
series 85 is almost 5 dollars 
Time to buy
You better do it quick before Valve patch this shit m8
Yea I'm turnin on pc now
If you buy it and they patch it that's bunch of money gone
So you mean all boxes from that series are guaranteed unusual drops?
series 18 give guaranteed unusual hats i got fifteen in a row lol
Imma sell this for keys and unbox 8)
I found out I need more cash to preorder Shadowkeep on Steam 
Lmao
It's RM 138 and I only got RM67 reeeee
bruh moment
sold it for 9 pounds xd
Reason: Posted a link
@dapper hazel that probably has to be the ugliest ui/menu in a video game I have ever seen

I think it is tf2
Why is it so ugly
Steam changed the UI on a bunch of their games kinda recently, counterstrike's ui is similar but with a differente font
Csgo ui looks good tho
yeah it does idk why this just kinda reminds me of it
It looks like an overlay on a desktop?
it really does :sadcowboy:
@north saddle its a custom hud
uwuwuwu
300$ uwu penalty



this is what it looks like in game
You made me log into steam to check my ancient tf2 inventory
why is your hud attacking me
i love that hud, its very clean
I mostly have crates 56-9 and a 75 and 91, which are all worth just $0.03 
But I do have a pallet of crates worth $2.30?
thats 24 crates that you can gift to a server
But you can't use it to get the newly valuable crates to drop, right?
Something happened in what looks like June 20th 2017? 2018? (chart doesnt say year) that jumped it's price from 50 cents to $5
Is there an app or something that can hook into steam to tell me when to sell my worthless shit? 
no, that was just one moron buying it for $5
600 were sold that day
oh, nani
and the graph says thats median
there must be, the steam marketplace is a srs bsns store for tons of people
what was the exact day?
june 18-21 or so, but the fuckin graph doesnt say what year
lol
does anyone have that picture of the peppa pig family scale against a normal human

Where the shit do you get the conversion from px to in
peppa pig is 7'1
u fukin wot m8
@dapper hazel inb4 valve rollsback
basically do a full rollback of the entire steam api
people and valve would lose so much money
What bug
certain cases give 100% unusuals

imagine playing that class
oh, i dont play it, i just want an unus for him
something to replace my strange gibus
sup gamer
Also is Taunt that cheap now too?
taunts have been cheap for ages
No I mean unusual taunts
Which crates are the broken ones?
82 and 85 IIRC
just look on the market
Look for the super expensive ones, got it
all the crates that are $2 and above
Wizard donate money pls I want shadowkeep

Also market is busted as well cuz too many traffic lul
yea

Well rip the economy
@bold forum GAMER?
You might as well open them crates m8@dark hazel
Fair enough
Here I do the math for you
I want a disco beat down ricardo hat
A crate is now the same price as a key
But the cheapest unusual on the Market is now RM15
@granite umbra gmmaamer
But do you have the money to unbox them all
































