#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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the next words you hear will be please step out of the car
then again im just trying to spice up your story
here in ohio you tell a cop you are anti axiety meds his next response is WHO SOLD YOU THE HEROIN
i probably wouldnt go with any of that
idk ive never had real problems bsing stories especially when backed to the wall
not something im proud of really tho
i try to stay away from talking about drugs of any type with cops
lol
doesnt look good
never been pulled over by a copper yet tbh. Outside of the usual breathaliser checkpoints never had to wind down my window for one
LOL last time i saw a dui checkpoint i rolled through it i didnt stop because in my state they arent really legal. they cant just stop us for no reason
people see them and automatically assume they gotta pull over
thats what they rely on
i remember in college i had just bought an ounce of weed and we had to go get a lighter and there was two ways we could go..only two gas stations. the way we chose we round the corner of the road leading to it and see a line of cars at a check point. i pulled the fastest U turn of my life lmao
so surprised they didnt send someone after us
cuz if i was working that check point i def would have seen that
just a bright green truck with big ol rims flipping a bitch right before a checkpoint
lmao
broad daylight
iFunny is so good haha

@flat talon thanks for the good laugh man, long day at work i needed to hear someone say "flipping a bitch"
imma need like a 120 word essay why i shouldnt ban you 
@fiery gazelle i always thought it was a common phrase
It is, but I don't hear it enough so it made me laugh. Plus it reminds me of a friend I dont get to see much.
nice
love when lfg channels are taken for no reason 



Same
wew
Reason: Posted a link
📣 SPEAK IN THE VOICE CHAT @mild crystal

Making me look like a crazy person talking to my self 

Fortnite CEO 
john fortnite
What's wrong with being crazy? Or rather mentally unstable? Stop being able-ist


there is a dude working for EA in social 01



Social one is
again
EAt my ass
@mild crystal 

they were just into a convo about scientology and shit, as soon as anton joined they started talking about john fortnite 
EAT. MY. ASS. ....back to front... (now say it in the EA sports guy voice)








like dry out

if i hit this vape i will burn my lungs



Eat my ass, its in the game? @flat talon



the f in john f kennedy stands for fortnite

I thought it was just the beginning of all the F's in chat when his head got blown off




Yo can we all talk about how calus is Timmy thicc?
how do i change my name in this channel
thanks

@paper sage 


Dark or Daredevil is best netflix show
trailer park boys

@azure hatch 
double by smokepurp is a bop
oh would you look at the time
📣 ?
Triv 



@marble fern
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Im still here
DID SOMEONE SAY WEEBS
UwU
Oh hey the weebs and furries are still here.

as if weebs ever sleep

On that note this one's going to bed.
ówò

@granite umbra 


there's only 2 types of weebs in this world
weebs and furries
The uwu's and the owo's

Ones who can naruto ones and ones that cant?

Anyway, has ANYONE ever gotten discord chat overlay to work on d2?
Only once ive seen to make it work was byf
Also anyone here ever try playing d2 on ipad?

aight you infecting weebs and furries and whatever other aliens you are
im off to bed
And by “On ipad” i mean using Moonlight gamestreaming to stream your pc playing the game to a mobile screen

also that probably belongs in general chat as mentioned
Rip.
Really? Cause a few night ago brought it up and it was about computer hardware. Tokd to bring it here.

General computer talk = Ghostposting
Talking about Destiny running on computers = General chat.

uh oh PB's back
@azure hatch
Ew
Ok dude, im auoting you on that when people argue about it 🌝

Kowalski report


Stop being a weirdo
no u


I got something to confess bois

This cheese I'm eating right now.... Is fucking amazing
What kind of 
Epic





no





Hallo
@granite umbra UwU


nae naed



I just accidently summoned an emoji menu in my chatbar on discord. I think I hit P or something. anyone know the shortcut?
any letters you type would just.... type the letter. JS
ctrl+e brings up the emotes tho
ctrl g for gifs
I dunno how I did it but It was like an emoji box above the chatbar

oh that happens if you type : then the start of the emote
it's helping you pre-type the emoji its thinking you're typing



@nova jacinth I can booli you, you can't booli me 

That's not very cash money of you sir
minecraft survival or doom
modded or no
no @nova jacinth It was something else entirely. It was amazing and would help my emoji levels enhance tenfold

@paper sage not modded
id mod it but optifine doesnt work with forge past like 1.12
tbh vanilla minecraft is like.... decent.... but mods is where 99% of the minecraft fun comes in
HI, GREEN HERE.


idk id trade optifine for mods
mods for content though
the only thing i really like about optifine is the zoom function tbh
so many good mod packs
hold on i phrased that backwards
i cant live without my shader
im sure theres a way to do both tbh
modded on 1.12? xD
@granite umbra 
Same thing for skyrim and ark. Vanilla isnt nearly as enjoyable as it with mods
idm dicking around in modless minecraft
just because i let my tisms go wild and build massive structures
the only mod i really ever liked in minecraft was tinkers construct
thats like 90% of the enjoyment i get from minecraft tbh
next projects probably going to be castlevania tbh
when do pillagers stop chasing you
havent played that update 
@lunar radish link completionist cape or riot

@bold forum 
@carmine glacier 
Headmod bee what
Not headmod

🐝 
🌧 
Supreme overlord bee
Cant kittyhype anymore no nitro
Ok I go sleep now gn bee
GN polite

@bold forum 


@granite umbra ❤

@somber anvil 
@somber anvil 
@mild crystal 

@exotic pelican Dont ghostping
In that case just dont ghostping randoms 👍
:)
THICC
best fight scene ever
i actually enjoyed watching that
Comprehensible non-chinese non-weebshit
Go to bed

What you mean it's too early. Here I'm waiting for mi papers to start le day



barb why are you ||in yer mum's car broom broom||


we got an avatar movie. It was in some wierd chinese language and about bending things








Can't wait for avatar 2 so I can bring a girl with me, both get bored with movie mid way through that shit

bringing a girl to the movies and actually paying attention to the movie 


epic movie
does sean bean die in it 

i mean his character 
@cyan junco Ill meet you in Domodedov Airport in Russia



public enemy #1 John Dillinger.
"Every Kid's Favorite"
is it actually tho
yes
its gross
no u
hi
not my first rodeo

Not my first || Alabaster weapon ||
the normies will cower in fear
A screenshot from the least fun game in the world

What a disappointment
Minecraft was about as good as eating glass
Unles the object was to be bored in which case it was amazing
They killed it if that was the goal
I like minecraft

When o was 12
can we ban welfare

When Minecraft becomes fun you can ban me
minecraft isn't fun

Now that’s an award winning game
this mmo that looks like minecraft is though

You mean wynncraft
sure do
Or trove 
so what you're saying is you'll play trove again
is it gay if i whisper in my homies' ear but they didn't know i was behind them?
Mainly because I don’t want to be in a server with a bunch of sweaters
I had considered it
are you calling me a sweater 
Just don’t want to go back down the rabbit hole of Speed ribs
Runs
Not you in particular
Might check out the new terraria update
CHRONO
yes hello this is chrono 
me
bee 
want

Minecraft Dungeons
:beelove:
@somber anvil massive ree

Sorry must be nitro booster to be mod
speaking of, is there even a reason to boost this server still
aside from having a 0.00001% less chance of getting banned by welfare
Just to maintain 50 really
were you though
I was
what chat do the booster messages get put in
Chrono 

I‘m good how are you chrono 
tired honestly, i've been up for a while




Hallo
WeirdPeepo hours


bro Bebe rexha was on hey mama since when



i need that emote for ... reasons
true fear is when you see a camera flash come from under the door
@glossy vault 
Uh
Hiiiiii evaaa 💛
I think mousses would work better
I watched a show kind of like myth busters about it
They said water is terrible cause it just spreads it through your entire mouth
whaaaaaaat
Sunnyyyyy
am i too late with cats https://gfycat.com/scientificrespectfulhuman
@somber anvil beeeEEEEEE
never too late with cats
Using water to cease the spice makes it worse. It's like using water on oil
Water, beer, anything like that will make it worse for you
o shit
milk tastes so bad though
i'm allergic to oranges 
The acid cuts the spice
Well then suffer

Your other options are either lime juice or lemonade
Pick one
Or just make a smoothie. Instead of the milk

those are also citrus fruits
You're allergic to all citrus fruits??

but the others taste like ass
Then you have lemons and lime
i guess lime is okay
Oh good I got scared
Just put some sugar why being so complicated
Passion fruit mousse and lemon pie 💚 💚 💚
you're crazy eva
Thanks

Unless people don't know how to make the lemon pie and ends up being shit
Oh lemon poppy seeds muffin!!! That's awesome too
Although in the summer I love those small lime pies how are they called in English?
Portuguese is tartelete

that's not a pie
Okie I'm off to work bye
its like a taco that looks like a muffin, but you put shrimp in goo into them
No!!!! Chrono geez
They should get taco bell in portugal tbh
Give us some good shit once and for all 
Brazilian food tho, Dat shits good 
Picanha 
this is what i would call a tartelette https://i.imgur.com/1GyCzEr.png
First time I ate boar it was at a Brazilian restaurant
Real good shit
@pallid pumice yeah it's those format, but it's a pastry
Or a dessert or wtvr
We have coxinha in pt too
Never ate those
Theres a guy in senhora da hora that sells

I've seen it being sold in lots of places tho
I have a br coworker here that owns a coffee shop, maybe I should go there some time and try their stuff
I'm passing by on a place that burned completly 2 weeks ago

A13 was closed for few hours due to that. Dunno if you heard anything bee boi
shrimps taste like nothing i feel
@mild crystal lmao did you actually leak the base coords

would rather eat lobster if it has to be a crustacean
but atleast everything tastes better than rabbit
that's just real chewy and you end up feeling more hungry afterwards
because it takes more energy to digest a rabbit than the energy you get out of digesting it
If shrimp doesn't taste anything to you, maybe you're seasoning it badly
yeah shrimp is nice
shrimp is poison
Eva is crazy 




yikes, internet goes out 3 times in 10 minutes
anyway, yeah seasoning is good, but you can't really do that if you put the shrimps in salads
and i don't think people bother with it because shrimps usually aren't the main course
If you're not seasoning your shrimps then you should be considering your life decisions >.<
that's why i don't eat shrimps in the first place 
Eating shrimps in 2019
Shrimps are amazing wdym

;-;
if all they're doing is serve as a complimentary taste to like, leeks and cucumbers, then i'll pass
.gif "anime shrimp"

That dont seem right chief
pokemon emulators are a gift from god
why pay over $100 for a specific console and even more for a game itself when you can just emulate it for free
Because emulators can never give you the feeling of playing the game for realsies.
I mean you are playing the game for real, its nowhere near as cozy(?) as the ds itself but I had to pay a total of $0 to play Y
I'd normally be on the side of supporting the devs but with the stuff their pulling with sword and shield they deserve it
🤔
welcome to multiplayer games
stop winning games ok, it makes you toxic and sweaty
Yeah
It's a way to measure your general behavior.
people wil ltry and find the smallest thing to report you for just to get you out of the way
its petty as hell
Which seems a bit skewed since I can just report people after each match...
Don't be such a sweaty trihard
/S
yeah if it was fromsoft or cdproject red I would pay for the game before playing it, or gameshare, but nintendo can burn for all I care
I hate their marketing tactics so much

you're gonna have to come with us sir, we've had a staggering amount of reports about you being toxic and sweaty in online video games
and thats a no bueno in the great land of the free
only downside of emulators is the lack of internet connection
@harsh quartz
I use to pay for ESEA.
But all the pros play FaceIT now apparently.
Did someone say ban?
Padi using my memes 
Bosa get on for MEs
quit
Can you ban me from work so I go home earlier Eva?

@glossy vault save the MEs later for me and steel and birb 
First 14 seconds of the match I was supposedly "toxic" in: ||https://youtu.be/awwHuziVXy4||
@cyan junco Mine are done 
even better you guys can get another DPS instead of a healer
Try again.
REPORTED
Are you playing alone Navist?
Yes, I am.
Off how?
It's csgo
||https://youtu.be/JF2iGe0jbPQ|| another juicy clip.
But I'm the toxic one -_-
I very early on muted both of these guys.
nie
YOOOO THEY GOT THE KANTO STARTERS IN THIS GAME
https://www.faceit.com/en/csgo/room/1-c4237eb7-2f87-49f6-9423-3ea6dce507df This is the lobby ><
Well, yeah, it's X&Y. You can have all the Pokémon you want.
any?
didnt expect to get a charizard AND a new gen starter in the same game tho, last time they did that was back in HG/SS
As long as they're inside the ORAS Pokedex, yeah.
Only Pokémon not available are like event Pokémon.
emulators have cheats for that but im not one to complete the entire pokedex unless im unexpectedly close
Might be some missing ones cause of version differences between X&Y, but you can catch most of the Pokedex.
one thing I dont like about this gen is the roller skates
it makes sense cuz of the new movement system but in all honesty the bikes and running shoes are way better
so im stuck with the roller skates in x and y
because moving around this big city is literal hell with these things along with the terrible camera angles
^
I finished a run of classic emerald today
Omega Ruby runs at 20fps on my lappy rip
Yikes.
i7 8550 and mx150 4 gb
@wheat grail imagine typing for 2 and a half hours straight
📣

You're probably not using a good version of the game
I have shittier specs and get 100 fps on my laptop.
my PC is a different case



a wizard typed rank and made it disapear


Magic

?

I dunno OR rom is hard to come by
I only found one source
At downloaded at 1mbps feelsbadman
You should really look at better sources
what rom
There's a million places to download roms from
or game
Private dump

31 and 19 seeds guaranteed to be atleast 10MB/s


oh man unpaused public enemies from earlier they pulled out the tommy guns
Sounds like those TV commercials

well not crime boss really but famous criminals
YouTube recommended is not working
idk they also removed share @ time from the quick share now i gotta manually type time onto link

i mean for all the money they make from ads (atleast from some people) and data mining
you're demonitized now

hi kimmy
kimmy's jamming mon

cat do you have vr
i got oculus when it first came it... it was meh so i returned it after 30days.


more vr for me then
probably you
Did I left the door open?


bones is a good show
not cool but woah
I was worried when I saw what I was about to read had 950+ chapters but every chapter is only a page so far so 
darn i liked the chat for a few minutes
Still a lot lulw
back to sleep
no furry talk = no kimmy
yea i gotta finish cleaning and get naked for when they come to inspect my apartment
Yeah we have to be degenerates for this person to enjoy chat
then back to bed on my couch

I'm at 25 pages rn and it hasn't been long at all
25 chapters done 
Only 925 to go
if we're being exact it has 953 in total 

no u

got me there
300 iq
7 dumpsters cans full
Mister I’ll
Make a man
|| out of you ||
Let’s get down to || business ||
To defeat
|| the Huns ||
Yw


oh man public enemies when that girl goes off on the fbi agent after my johnnys finds out you slapped around his girl you know what hes gonna do to you fat boy
epic.
Weird flex but ok
gonna make me make a webm of it cuz im lazy
Reee




time for degen chat
Yep
😩

if kstreak and lego come, we'll be unstoppable
Special Ed class is earlier today I see


id rather sleep than deal with the other thing talking
I didn't fill out my degen form why am I included 
are you saying i dont exist
You are now 
the clock doesnt dismiss you kstreak


Kstreak the new degen
don't shoot
Oh no

.gif "oh no"
oh no
what
man i close bittorent before i went to bed after started a bunch of torrents

That's cringe
twitch is the new chaturbate



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