#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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ok now is when Japan really starts
used panties in vending machines

ive been listening to atmosphere haven't listened in awhile
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if someone says 愛してるit's time to call the cops
but i do
u do what
愛してる
stop that
i loveee you
if someone said that I would be concerned
my butt is too young 

tasso asking for ban again

magine using ghostposting as a destiny chatroom
who on earth would do that
wow strike number 2

tasso is on a roll
Tas"lines exist to be crossed"so

but think about how quiet this chat would be without barbosa
and boring
we'd see shits like sbeve and gooey around here

i'm here to keep them away from you lovely chat 

With all due respect to my liver
We tryna get as high as the little dipper

i weed out the unwanted people. i annoy and make life harder to the ones that think they are someone

yikes
i am god
no wonder welfare hasnt hit the amount of playerbase he wants

There are currently 131,765 users on the server.
imagine if i could open this up to all platforms
discord-kun take responsibility for our members
for real
Windows 98 Crashing on TV during a demonstration, very funny.

so
dawn wtf is that

whos tryna be my +1
not us
Well all of you guys can go F || ind || yourselves


Wook, obv

w
k
Lol about that error


if i saw this id try to drag.
!invite
Invite your friends!
https://discord.gg/d2pclfg
Check out our Borderlands 3 LFG Server!
https://discord.gg/ssdF6Uf

Aka dont fall for chainmail in 20XX
y2k was a real threat
cant spell y2k with out Yeet
PetSmart
The deal: Stop into a PetSmart to get some free ice cream for your pooch. You'll get a free, dog-friendly ice cream with a dog biscuit on top.
When: July 20-21'
idk about "free" but discounted.
I am reasonably sure that Dippin Dots asserting that they have physical store locations aside from vending machines and carts in theme parks is an elaborate troll
participating locations is the real troll
/v/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/FuPoo Twitch - http://www.twitch.tv/FuPoo UPDATE: game is gone. f
I saw that, he took that game down then reuploaded it with a cheeky name
Hi friends
sup minty
Whats up with you
ssdd
Huh?
same shit different day
Oh
Oh yeah I looked it up he renamed it "DMCA Royale"
I asked out the cute girl that runs the coffee shop
but ive been binge watching archer
Hopefully i don't fuck it up
did she say yes
Ye
well she's a guy so
i never go to caribou (its like starbucks) and the girl at the counter asked for my number
i got excited until i realized it was for perks account

oh im not worried she was cute and seemed smart is all.
I did not want to ask her out cos its the only good cafe near me
But im only in this town for a month lul

fair enough
ghostposting dating advice
You know i asked my mom and sis for advice.
Act rich, itll work out
wtf
thats the worst advice ive ever heard

Thats that hard hitting advice
^
be yourself and you'll be happy in the relationship
I got a nice dinner reservation at a very pretentious place
that's horrible advice, unless you want someone that is super shallow

I think they were joking
ive dated a gold digger she was cray cray.
Who knows. I cant tell with my family sometimes
I wouldn't doubt someone would say that for realz tho
have seen some weird stuffs around
watch a house episode, start talking to best friend at bar with quotes
Im worried about what to talk to her about
answer a phone call because it could be a medical emergency
ok, so, I have an advice that works really well
I dunno if i have anything in common
start speaking in riddles

10/10 you could make a $$$ youtube video
- Learn how to dance. Go somewhere you can dance and you know, you won't need to talk much while you're dancing. She'll like you cause woman love man that can dance
you dont have to go to a club to dance 6head
- Learn how to cook. After she already likes you cause of the dance, offer to cook her dinner at her place. She won't feel that threatened cause it's her house, she has more control than going to yours
i will meet my wife in salsa dancing classes
clubs bad place to meet girls
- bring condoms
^

are those from minecraft?
r/ sheepskin
what's the crafting recipe
something you will want to use if you don't want you peepee to fall after you stick it at a girl that you met dancing
she looks so upset
Sex ed, with eva
just floss 
now you just have to find a club near eva
cooking is easy
or go take classes. You can meet someone there too
^
I'm antisocial, don't go out to dance
Salsa dancing is super sexy so if i wanted to meet a chick who dances id start there
.gif yes
but zouk is sexier
cooking is pretty pog ngl
oh wtf is taht
I'm hurt
That's some. Wow
zouk is ❤
That dj khalid gif
Is me dancing in a nutshell
but seriously clubs are bad place to meet girls, either they want to be left alone to hang out with girlfriend or they are hoes maybe 2 of the 30 girls are keepers
take that over twerking any day
hit ur Khaled on her
they want to see my || minecraft house ||

ye but club is different than dancing places
because you will after hanging out with clubgirls
Is it that easy to get laid at clubs tf
they just want to put their bed close to yours in your minecraft house, welf
Girls at the club dont want you to talk to them unless they want you to talk to them and when they do want you to talk to them they really dont want you to talk to them while secretly wanting you to talk to them depending on who you are how you look / carry yourself
lets talk for real tho
just start slaying
how do we meet antisocial girls
this is the million dollar question
stares at discord
Yeee. Dating social girls = rip sit at home weekends
don't know...
Discord dating
bro where do anti-social people hang 
im super picky when it comes t odating
well, i'd say... classes?
so i have to go back to school
like cooking classes or dancing classes or language classes
You just gotta go to their homes
been with enough women to know what i want and who is or is not good enough
ok
preferably a college
just picked up some crepes
or dating apps
so fucking good
I met some guys like that
datings apps are a joke where i live
where do you live
Dating apps is a scam ^
alabama?
tinder is a scam for LTR
tinder is a video game
Nah its just girls DTF/wanting a butler
Why on earth would you use a casual hookup app to look for a ltr

plentyoffish is full of crazies that are attractive and crazies that arent
20001 il
you 20k?
it was an app aimed for people wanting more than a one night stand, so it worked well 😄
Welfare you down for some fortnite
ez il
Theres one Cody co promoted
fortnuts
go watch a video on it
I forget the name but its not in my country eff
on?
we aggroed barbosa
welfare you trynna do squads
expert queue is always lomm?
This is a guide to playing the Lair of the mad mage (LOMM) in the MMO Neverwinter online. The guide is from the perspective of a wizard but should be good fo...
Always LoMM
pbarbosa you trynna do squads
welfare what does your group need

on NW?
tank heals or deepz
yea
@tame sapphire thanks, Imma ask her if we can go do some dancing then dinner at my place instead of a dinner date.
@mild crystal
.gif "pbarbosa dying"
Prob Dps
@mild crystal good luck 👀
yeah
pbarbosa you play fortnite
??
i cant replace welfare.
i tank / heal
nobody can
i replaced
welfare you still gonna buy me food for a year

so if hoe joins us
we can bench wook
any hybrid class dps/heals?
Cleric is but they arentthat great tbh
im doing witcher 3 and dota 2 rn
Wizard > any other dps
i get more adderal tomorrow or tuesday /success
@livid cedar can you engrish?
i got a real problem always run out like 5 days early
Bet I would be better then you day 1

@livid cedar which sv for doto
Server
Rip
who do you play
Heroes?
ya
@mild crystal what mg adderal
30mg well 45 20mg tabs a month suppose to break in half take 3 times a day
probably you can run thru all the campaigns in like 4-6 months depending on mg
Invoker, arc w, rubick, storm, tinker, meepo, morph, jugg, lina.
invoker is my waifu
ye should be np
atleast it was back in 2017
oh
Did u see his persona
you mean a day ive take 30-90mg
Baby invoker so cute
is arc warden good
why every nw videos are under 20fps?
No
who knows
then why the hell do you play him
not all of them are
Its complex
And feeds my superiority complex
Why do u think i play voker and meepo
i want to do terrorblade but its too hard
is he viable
Everything is viable
Unless you're immortal backet
Just depends how you play him.
i also do sven cause sven plus ogre magi is op
hes good at 1v1s
Sven is always competent
@mild crystal if you do check out nw use this https://www.arcgames.com/en/nw-refer-a-friend/accept?ref=UUY0STg1VXVVNDhiaWp3bnR2dGVGdz09
Neverwinter is a free-to-play online action and adventure multiplayer RPG that is based off the classic Dungeons & Dragons franchise.
gets you some frees
Pin it
Sven's good at 1v1, but Slark doesnt care
i do slark aswell
Slark is a monster right now
hopefully you get some freebies too!
I play Techies
ive noticed i do much better when i have friendly teammates

techies
Wiz is a professional techies farmer
so ur shit
@livid cedar are you good at micro
I mean
trolling games since 2012
wats that
Meaning controlling units
I'm Dota Plus lvl 21 on Techies, if that makes you feel better
Try BM
If you wanna learn micro, play Chen.
Can chen still teleport techies bombs
idk invoker requires skill too
cause ive never seen one of them before
I dont think he can, pretty sure they patched.
meepo is ez
They're both practice + skill.
.gif "modello time"
Just download the combo app on your mobile and practice combo in free time
besides scrubs that use meepo macros same with invoker
There's no such thing as a only skill or only practice.
Invoker combo
gooey
Make sure it has full spell chains
i dont do child porn

child invoker = pedo
??
wut
Bruh i ascended to get it
also enchantress is fucking retarded
My old set was like 3$
her passive is annoying as hell
i sold like all of my dota skins for like 300-500steam dollars
Thats the best part. Its so annoying i love it
Enchantress is so easy to counter 
hoecat i will literally sell you
Just buy bkb.
Do you guys still play ranks
where is the battle pass screen?
ye, Battle Pass every year
All my friends quit. Feelsbadman
Prize pool is beyond last year's now
I got BP this year for underlords tbh
i paid for international but the skins i got back in the day paid for itself
I made it to 5k but all my friends quit cos of boosters and acc buyers feelsbadman
Ancient 3 was my calibration
isnt dota plus like 2 bucks for a month
Its 300rs a month so like 5$ for me
Blow someone up with Techies, be like, "Where'd he go? Everywhere!"
ceeeeeeb
are you in fucking dota 1

wth
Divine is top 2 %
lolits from back in the day had to look at my old gaming pics folder.
was dota 1 bad
better than 2
so was run kitty run
?
Dota 2 was only made to change the engine ithink
Dota 2 was made because Icefrog wanted to work with Valve
However, Defense of the Ancients was a WC3 mod and as such, property of Blizzard

Knowledge
dota 2 was because ice frog broke up the group
league of legends heroes of newearth and dota2
Blizzard and Valve compromised by letting the map "Defence of the Ancients" be Blizzard property, while the term "DotA" was free to be used by Valve.
Is the map in dota 2 and dota 1 drastically diff?
I know roshan used to be on the other side
Welp. Me underlords gamer noe
Underlords is okay if I have nothing to read on my phone
Its fast
this song is so good
do i dare ask what song
idk do you

naw someone wrote you see nothing then deleted this message 2 seconds after.





bow down to me weakling
guys the hdrip is available

Is that what you think


uploads tiny pictures that look like emojis and pretends he has nitro

Adults tryin to act cool
Smh
naw at a certain point saying crazy things while being old becomes cool again
its really hit or miss tho
Fair nuff
gandalf art
Swole
Got off the computer , literally 10 seconds after shutting my computer off to go pee lmao, a really huge lightning strike hit about 30 feet away from me.
It was so loud dude

its a sign to never leave home again
shiet john wick just got excommunicado
welfare we should rename bans to excommunicado
well you
oh god oh fuck

welf should transfer leadership to me tbh
i could manage to close the server in few hours

that shit takes skill




dummy thick




this degeneracy gotta stop
real girls or 2d girls

Oh is #3 out /wo the awful hardcoded subtitles and bad quality?
yep
its 8/10 hdrip
way good enough to watch
release was 1.8 weeks ago
apparently
I usually wait 6+ months before I grab a movie digitally. Quality seems to even out by then and all the good apples are on top
meh this is more then good enough especially since i really wanted to see it i shouldve gone to it in theaters
I see almost everything on the big screen so 
Gets to the point where I have nothing to go see on the big screen because I've seen everything already
i rarely do unless date wants to or its a movie you just have to see in theaters
but i goofed with this movie 😦
Last movie I saw was Crawl. Now Im waiting for new movies to come out. I go /w my father because he's the only one that cares to go since he's the only person that lives in the same state who would actually go 
man something so sexy about a girl who can raise and train dogs well
im not even a huge hale berry fan
altho its fictional since those arent her dogs
Oh you're at that part I see
Also those dogs are a breed that are hyper intelligent so it helps
what breed?
Belgian Malinois
you mean big chungus? 
I watched an interview with her on Hot Ones and she talked about the dog scene
She also broke a few ribs during production
what should I have for lunch 
Food 
lol.
Sorry let's have the Zuckerberg diet of Soylent
soylent green lol
Get to look young forever 
zuck diet
ringers lactate for hangovers
go grab some chick fil a sauce and chicken nuggets devil
its fucking amazing
this fucking sauce makes everything insane
But Chick Fil A means a long drive 
bruh
IDK how traffic is on the main road
you know its worth it
define long drive
Idk we have 2 next to each other. One in the mall one as a restaurant but the restaurant drowns that shit in butter
Makes me sick because too much butter flavor 
what state do you live in
FL
ah
cant drive until 17 and your not 17
im as far away from you as possible
things are making sense
you're*

not what i meant

16 is legal driving age in FL with a license
my parents wont let me
was a 2 part should've split the sentence
its not a law
maybe he's 12 don't be insensitive
close but wrong
he gave me cattitude
tbh guys should learn to drive as early as possible
wrong
fucking cattitude
waiting one or two years is proven to decrease accident or complication rate
also idc
People should learn as early as possible I regret not getting my license earlier
are you having a baby 
JS. It's kinda a big part of growing up, gives so much independance
idk ive been in one accident which was legally deemed not my fault
had 1 speeding ticket although i speed all the time
you can go w/e you want whenever you want
which is the gateway for everything you wanna do basically
just take people's cars instead
yeah
GTA RL
with the guy still in the car with u
if the cops pull u over just tell em he's the driver
lol cops

cat doesn't care about cops
ive been putting off learning to drive cuz i get worried ill get lost or crash
.gif "greg pass this idiot"
which sounds stupid when i say it out loud lol
what
it's impawssable for the cops to catch up
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impawssable
wow so apparently my cpu is a shit tier overclocker
naw laws are for humans not cats.

If you tell the officer no, he can not legally arrest you for speeding
Dave Chapelle's Killing them softy clip
all you need is a faster draw than the officer
...
.gif "caught lackin"
if a cop smells drugs on you, just say whoever smelt it delt it
DELETE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW

Anton, please take a seat right here
silicon lottery has a stats page and 100% of their 1700x cpus hit 3.8 ghz at like 1.38 volts
draws gun
lolicon 
🤠 
mine takes 1.4 volts to hit 3.8 ghz without crashing horribly
they always ask yee but never haw

mods dont ban me it wasnt my fault
i did neither so
two strikes already, you work fast
id repost a image of chat history but that would be like me posting it to begin with
i literally broke no rules
i didnt do anything
but on the bright side it still runs cool at 1.4v
Hey @tame sapphire I have a quick question about something
what's up?
eva
Are we allowed to post in #517043997873668111 to find other's to AFK farm materials?
or is that a no no
lmao

well from what i was told by steel afk farming in prime was ok but talking about this :mindblown:
here
i allow it, better to have a full afk team that ruining other people's games
i still love you steel
😉
but yeah, this cpu is the worst overclocker possible, I'm hoping I get better luck when I upgrade to ryzen 3000
my i5-8600k is great at OC
like among bad overclockers this one is especially bad
i have a ryzen 2
it can hit stock clocks fine, but anything over requires more voltage than I'm willing to put through it
like I can barely hit 3.8 stable at 1.4v
I'm trying to rank up my alt CSGO account but I'm getting nothing but cheaters on the other side... This game is shit for new players(accounts).
amd was good back in the first 64bit processors days
but if you count overclock performance ratio
why would you need to lfg it?
ye ur trust factor is complete trash on new accounts so I can imagine
amd is good now too, it's just this cpu is a bad overclocker even among other cpus of its kind
just get your light low and you're good to go
@pale sleet Which is strange because I have 520 hours and my last rank was LEM....
I have no idea why my Trust Factor would be so low...
just 70?
amd athlon
yep
my acc with 3.9k hours never sees cheaters
I'll actually manage to get Silver 2 by the end of this "Trust Factoring"
What a shit system.
my alt has multiple ppl with no pfp
My main never sees cheaters.
That's the thing Eva...
Anton it's past your bedtime
@livid cedar You are confusing the WHOLE GAME with what I speaking about.
I have nothing
CSGO is not a bad game.
I only ever got counterstrike games for their models in gmod 
The Trust Factoring for new players is garbage.
players in a game like that impact experience more than the game itself
hence why when i play dota 2 i get "go play bots" or "reported for useless idiot"
only when ive lsot
ye I didn't see the complaints till I got an alt, if ur TF is low ur cheeks are fineeto
You will need to elaborate because that's literally EVERY multiplayer game...

So every multiplayer game is bad?
every game with a toxic community is bad, yes
im saying that in my opinion toxic people can ruin an originally good experience
Absolutely but how does that go back to the remark of "idk why you expected csgo to be good"
im doing the witcher 3 rn kstreak
because in competitive scenes like csgo what i just said applies
I never finished it I was kinda meh on it after a while
and you shouldnt take me serisously
So I should also expect Dota to not be good?
after all im only a siege player
if you're being told how much you suck after every round even if you win, yes
idk i find that if you play with people who arent toxic who cares and if you cant find friends who aren't toxic then perhaps you're the problem
if you start dota 2 and have chat on then the game will be significantly worse than it is with chat muted
except some cases where the toxic people are so stupid its funny
as such:
"i stopped trying when i realized my team was shit"
other teammate:
some of coolest ppl I met are randoms from cs, feels heartwarming
"you were shit before you stopped trying"
Ok so, your opinion is that you should expect every multiplayer game to be bad because it's multiplayer.
I'll never forget the guy who told me we should be a couple as I threw a flash out b tunnels 
no im saying that if you encounter toxic people in an incredibly competitive game/match its not as fun as playing with nice people
toxicity is not inherent to multiplayer games
ye ppl get toxic over dumb stuff
yes they do
people are toxic by nature over the internet
its not me its you attitude is best way to go about it
completely single player games have people flopping their virtual dick on a table
and some people for some reason find the easiest way to vent over their own loss is to talk shit to teammates
it's interesting really
i also sent one message into team chat on dota 2 and was told i talk too much
DotA has never been my type of game so I can't vouch either way
dota community is toxic if you're bad.
people get upset spending 1hour playing to lose to stupid mistakes
ye competition makes people get different
havent played dota in 2 years im sure i dropped skill wise to normal brackets
or whatever it is now
some people are actually really cool, until u give them something to be competitive at
constructive criticism or gtfo imo
yeah my dota 2 opponents are nicer than my teammates in most cases
one of my first games after getting trucked i was getting shit talked in post game
the enemy MVP player said that my entire team was shit and told them to stop talking
Counter-Strike Animation - Battle on Dust - Tool - Parabola yahkazam is me any vids u find r now kazammafia thats also my gameing player name find me on fear...
my fav cs video
i laughed for like 20 minutes straight
u don't like doorstuck? 
I wonder if I can ask Steam support to boost my Trust Factor 🤔
a good threat should work
there's supposed to be an email you can message if u think ur TF is too low and they would look into it
A: Send us an email at CSGOTeamFeedback@valvesoftware.com with the subject “Trust Factor Feedback” and include a description of your experience and your Steam ID. These reports will help us improve the system.```
Ohhhhh
There is.
I remember the days when the ak was literally stabbing my ears every time it fired
the thing I enjoy about cs go is whenever I launch it it launches at FULL BLAST
the good ole intro music ear rape memes
lol
I just tried to join a raid through this server and the second the leader launched by power switched off and immediately came back on
But since my router takes forever to restart I can’t get back in
raid on area 51 i assume
Shottysteve figures out which keyboard is the BEST for counterstrike. To use this video in a commercial player or in broadcasts, please email licensing@story...
Nah tried to get a Crown run
favorite csgo vid
area-51 chan
everyone know you run faster with a knife... pff duh -.-
fodder getting banned live on stream was pretty cool
Shottysteve figures out which keyboard is the BEST for counterstrike. To use this video in a commercial player or in broadcasts, please email licensing@story...
watch this
I've seen that in my recommended before but never clicked it
black light keyboard
the ice cream shop part is the best thing
man the stones on this guy
@solid perch 
ok. can you fix this for me and can i get a scoop of chocolate please
ugh upgrading might be painless or a total bitch to do
@stark jolt yes?
cpu?
I have an old x370 board
clear cache and cookies and reinstall java.
theoretically I could just plop in that 12 core 3900x
but I have to wait for someone to test it out first make sure I don't blow my vrms and lose a 500$ cpu
i got ddr2
i replaced motherboard cpu ram and booted into windows i did end up reinstalling just cuz, but everything worked fine
yeah I'm going to refresh windows at the very least
who want free steam game
always do that after a hardware upgrade
linux you trynna get free steam stuff
@azure hatch :PocK:
I mean sure?
:Pock:
pock pock
youd think its a virus lol


pock
/päk/
Learn to pronounce
noun
a pockmark.
eh I've got so many games on steam I'll probably die before I play them all 
yeah I always wondered how that thing walked
@somber anvil pock
bee agro
@solid perch pock
@azure hatch pock
but seriously I have so many crappy games from giveaways over the years I'm almost scared to play some titles in my library
tell me more
@azure hatch donate more to server pock pock
what titles
@solid perch ok pock pock pock
steam does have some dirty birdy games
@azure hatch wait no, buy me nitro instead /s /s /s
What the
like there are several with overwhelmingly negative reviews
oh well thats not scary
fortnite youtubers start making mc content
fortnite: why do i hear boss music
I don't do porn games because they're just not made for people like me 
Creech 
Tosic
if u do im deleting my discord acc @azure hatch
so none of that in my library just some terrible, terrible games
jk i remember you
TOSIC
yes
still
big pock
Fuck off
sugma

woah wait this went the wrong way
you kids need help?
coochiewolf more like gooeygravyn'twolf


par more like pock

Hey Creech it's awesome to have a strong bf to defend you!
nuke it pls
i dont know this man
Lmao
poggers

who the fuck is @azure hatch :PeepoIgnore:
toxic
nitron't gang :Pock:
repoting to the mods
tfw this chat is more of a PC help chat than a shitposting chat










