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they could have cthulhu locked up there who gives a shit lmao
just bring in the riot force and spam rubber bullets
The problem is there are going to be people that escalate this meme event
also
There are going to be idiots that bring lethal weapons
"huh? those 300k ppl? dunno what you're talking about i didn't see any"
a van pulls up with people looking that they about to fight the deceptacons
good
in guantanamo bay
lol


if cthulu is there, he ain’t gonna be locked up he gonna be sedated
make your own vape juice
I dont have any vg or flavorings
usually couple drops of contact solution do the trick but not this time
it impossible for anything to go behind ur eyes
I'm not ready to fight my eyes so I just let glasses fight them for me
yes, contact solution is the best vape juice
ik that lol
why didnt I think of this before
it was just annoying as fuck and i was blind in one eye
u better don't
If you close your eyes and blink a few times I find it usually either forces the contact out, or makes it settle back in place
Contacts are too expensive. Ill get them for serious occasions like weddings but nothing more
I use the 3% hcl contact solution, so putting that in your eyes is a nono
yeah ik that worked for me every time before
this time he really got stuck up there
nothing worked
It's like 100$ per year of contacts for me
finally using 4 diff mirrors i found that fucker and managed to drag it down w the tip of my finger and my eyelid rolled up inside out
close enough for me to pinch and take it out
Probably even more than a year, I think they assume you use 2 pairs a month, I replace em every 3 weeks or so
u use weeklies or?
Idk, normal ones? Not dailies, I didn't know weeklies were a thing?
First thing I do when I wake up is put em in, last thing I do before going to sleep is take em out.
i'm overdoing it w my monthlies rn cause apparently SOMEHOW my opto is so booked i can't see him for 3 months and i got 2 pairs left - the one i'm wearing rn which i've been for 1.5 months and fresh ones waiting
they're monthlies
it's gonna fuck my eyes up smh
Oof yeah I can feel em starting to go at like 3.5w
idk if weeklies are a thing tbh lol
i've felt my left one go for couple days now, prob the main reason it decided to roll up on me
Yeah and being rolled up for a few minutes certainly isn't helping
and i'm stuck w this only opto cause insurance is shit and i can only do everything at this one facility or i'm not covered
and i don't wanna waste a good benjamin or 2 on a fkn eye exam
I swear if this show season ends without Vic saying it Im gonna be annoyed af
when Mom fills up your bank account so now you have more money than the average American 
@somber anvil 
@gritty rose I will kick you out 
Toxic
yush 
I'm sorry
real maso hours 
Saturday night drinking with the parents. Live music. 
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I don't think my parents know I've had drinks before. dad probably wouldn't care tho
I mean I'm 25 so it's not like it's any kind of deal.

i used started smoking and drinking at 14 
What an absolute badass




big bois
@boreal root A fellow man of culture who watched Casually
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exactly what i needed
gay porn best porn
I found it funny how that airforce spokeswoman addressed the area51 stuff
don't seem holy to me

The question is
yea looks like something quinten tarantino filmed
spokeswoman said area 51 was an "open training ground" for the airforce and discouraged anyone from coming as they are "always ready to protect America and its assets"
seems pretty clear what would happen even if they don't outright say it
you know its not real because you dont see any cringe comps of people legit serious about going
aint nobody going to go anywhere lol
where are all the youtube channels of people prepping for it lol
area 51 storm gone wrong gone sexual
Area 51 Assault, Jonny Sins Style.

good
probably saved it right off twitch

they save like that when you save then from caht
but it would take literally 2 seconds to get the vector and for it to not look bad 



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how do i put in picktures
you need a donator role. also you should probably change your discord id name from "n-word man" to something a bit more tos friendly
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hey guys i found diamonds in minecraft are you proud of me :)
15
gg

weirdos
Can someone identify who they're dressed as in the top left?
George carlin?
Hmmmm 
and richard pryor?
Yea, that's it
could have also been a shitty eddy murphy but the red leather shirt gave it away
plus eddie has a pencil stache
PWNIS
The video isnt out yet, just audio.
https://youtu.be/qxdTzQ4TnQk
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my minecraft rng is so good
i made my first nether portal
and it was litterly on a nether fortress
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Man, they shoehorned in || Bill Cosby, Joan Rivers, and Robin Williams. || I kinda miss the 1v1 rap battles


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In this video we see the Colossal Titan (Bertholdt Hoover) from Attack on Titan performing the gorgeous "Chika Dance" from Love is war ending. Enjoy Twitter:...
This dude joins the vc asks what were doing and then asks if the guy talking is bobby? 
I want to know who bobby is
Dammit, Bobby
Do you sell propane and propane accessories?
Where’s Bobby
Bobby is short for Bobert

doot


Switch Lite cop or drop
Yo

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moon's haunted

what is this channel
damn just finished SC2 legacy of void, why does starcraft 2 feel so empty compared to the story of the first one
blaziken is basically cheating
Swampert gang
Swampert, altaria, slaking, manetric, gardevoir and aggron

I still remember the gang
No legendaries were allowed in our apartment matches :)
All the kids in my locality took blaziken lul. Twas so easy to win
i'm not surprised why many people prohibited using blaziken
HA Blaziken top 5 pokemon of all time, you cant change my mind.
what about infernape?
I need memes
@coral herald pokemon or normal meme?
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D:
i made home made chicken tendies
i did it the same way popeyes makes their spicy chicken
oof
@faint goblet
what
my role didnt update
yeah you told me that in the vc we are in right now
Whoever recommended me divinity 2 , thanks again. Awesome game, i already robbed lots of people in the prison part
also the doing lone wolf
so one of my glass blowing buddies is legitimately selling hand made memes
he sells them in 5 packs and they come with a free bong
lmfao
you dont get to pick any of it
my power went out an hour ago for 2 minutes, storm was too scared to make it happen for longer 
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ok buddy



ye but actually this storm gonna go away if it knows what's good for it, my package is supposed to come Monday and I don't want any delays
i just bought an ethernet cable
p
Sharing existence with women on this mortal plane is a fate worse than death.
Today I sat alone in the train listening to my obscure esoteric ritual ambient music, then two conventionally attractive females joined me in my solitude, they sat in front of me and started having a mundane conversation, it caught my interest how they kept talking and laughing about trivial normie topics instead of contemplating the true essence of life and searching for a purpose within. We make eye contact for a split second but I break it immediately as she carried on the conversation with her friend, she probably thought she made eye contact with a normal awkward nerdy guy listening to his music in peace but in reality she's beholding a man that is enduring the metaphysical struggle of his race, a man with an aristocratic and adventurous spirit that yearns for celestial freedom as his mind is experiencing levitation towards a complete transcendence despite only weighing 120 pounds.
I indirectly gazed upon the females with an eye of revulsion, repulsed by their moral disintegration and degenerate lifestyle, then in complete and utter disgust I thought to myself "if only they knew how much of a wise Magian I am?" They would've given themselves to me, to fullfil my carnal desires, to plant my seed and give a chance to my offspring to exist and flourish. But of course they won't as I'm very sure they have decided to pursue this puny empty life, to have sex with the so-called CHAD. It truly is a difficult time for an intellectual like me to exist, it truly is the KALI YUGA.
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nooooooo
aren't you the same guy that dissed bosa for watching 'chinese cartoons' ?
me?
^ not you


wow so donators can post links... i see how it is 

its area 69 ya clown


what in the world
this is what's wrong with the world
this kid is dealing with his dysphoria in a healthy way and this guy jack wiley decides to make fun of the entire trans community :/
i mean like, it would be a funny joke if it didnt make light of struggles faced by an entire group of people that society already has trouble accepting
All he wanted was some snickers
🙄🙄🙄 the chronically offended.
ik ik dw :p
@steep holly bro you posted cringe, -4 subscribers
i think that's the norm by now
i'm just kinda mad how some people make light of issues that as i'm bullied almost every day for being myself
because i'll never be accepted for who i am

and i'm going to kick the bucket before people like me are treated the same as everyone else

because some of your kind make it worse for themselves
and then those specific ones get all the attention
which then leads to everyone thinking you're all like that
but i'm not them. i'm me. there is a difference
there is but no one knows that
you'll have to weed out the ones doing it for attention from the greater whole
and even for those people who supposedly make it worse for us, what's wrong with them wanting to be who they are on the inside
going the any publicity is good publicity route probably won't work
i just dont want to be called a trap anymore is that really that difficult
depends on where you go
i don't think the trap name is used in a bad way? is it now
good luck getting that respect on the internet
it really is dude
its never intended as a slur or negative term
someone just took offense to it once and now its a bad and mean word
the word itself is a negative term
i'm not a male with excessively feminine features,,
the definition is a male that looks so much like a female that they could accidentally or intentionally be confused for one
they cute
i just,, don't like the connotation
like "surprise surprise that girl you thought was cute, ye that's a dude, you fell into his trap"
barb got it on the head
boop
got wha
i mean really the word just makes me feel gross and invalid and objectified
ive asked people to stop and that just goads them to do it more, because they like getting a reaction
but they're not just hitting a punching bag they're hurting an actual human being with feelings
why is it seen as socially acceptable to make jokes like that, jokes that invalidate entire groups of people
the jokes aren't aimed at anyone, they aren't designed to hurt, and the person making the joke likely doesn't know the impact that it has on certain people

so should we add it to the list of words that we aren't allowed to use anymore
and just wait for the next evil hurtful word to be found
no
if they're boys, call them boys?
if they're girls, call them girls?
if they're neither, call them neither?
i'm all for free speech, and i think there shouldn't be a structured list of things we can and cannot say- i think the issue runs deeper than just censoring ourselves. instead of having a list of things we can't say, we should just as a whole avoid saying things that objectify, hurt, or generalize people based on things they themselves cannot change
rip astolfo
there are only two genders
thanks for proving my point
with a name like insidious it's bound to be spook
I agree, but that doesn't mean I don't respect you @mild crystal Also, won't stand for you being bullied.
hate bullies in general
just ignore toxic people and do what makes you happy
it's hard to ignore toxic people when you're dependent on one :/
wait a minute isnt spook a bad word 
first life lesson...only depend on yourself

sounds like an edgy anime main character quote or something
in certain contexts @granite umbra

not this one
god i wish i could just choose to not be bullied
assert dominance by peeing on them
kinky
you mean you can't choose to not be bullied?
YOU'RE the alpha now
remember, you have the power of god and anime on your side
i try to stand up for myself but i cant even stand
sunny post now the stolen meme
it is time
you can't even stand? a hand is all you need


i'll give you a hand red 
those arm blades don't seem very reliable
especially not in the grasp of one trained by anime
master.... forgive me.... i do this to honor my father...
i must... just this once....
-3
idk man sounds cringy to me
epic gamer moment
anyone that swears gets a fine
fuck you
oh

umu? is this new furry shit
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way too many. we need to start removing some

according to my math exactly 21,638 must be removed
Good morning
hello person
Bleh I can't find my laptop
@glossy vault NW any good?

kill stuff, don't die
level up

thank me later man
pre purchasing modern warfare cuz am cool
@marble fern you planning to buy WC3 reforged?
@cyan junco whats ur NW name?
Barbosil@joao1450
i shall add u
aight
what is neverwinter even
^
oooh, that sounds pretty interesting. Dungeons and Dragons Online was kinda a flop tbh, it was fun but its highly outdated
Neverwinter is pretty old too but it doesn't feel like it, to me at least
I recommend giving it a try since it's free and all
its not bad, you def get out of it what you put in
@nova jacinth If you decide to play hit me so i can give u the refer a friend link and get you some free shiz
if u need help picking a class that suits your playstyle feel free to ask
Welf, you said there are 9 relics in undermountain expedition?
yee
About to go in
Make sure you check BEHIND the portals for relics
sometimes they try to juke you but if you explore every room you go in you will start to see the pattern of how it works
Also dont be a barbosa and when you turn the quest in look and see what rewards you get, you get some of the best companion gear currently available doing these missions and u only get one chance at them


👀
But you say he's just a friend...
No

r/ whoosh
Wook 
bee 

ez

Some people aren't such an absolute epic gaymer like yourself



is it possible for your teeth to itch?
thats how i feel when i eat freesh kiwi
its a mild allergic reaction
makes my gums itchy
but dried kiwi doesnt 
Brush your teeth lol
itch them teeths
brush them sluts
banned


if we had to be honest here
Lesbihonnnnnest
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its reall honk hours

That honkler video is amazing
how does one become an epic gamer
Honk
erp in moonstone mask

yawning portal > moonstone
moonstone mask 
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@glossy vault give me the server you won’t no balls
Ok
Thanks bb
Dr Phil gets angry in Minecraft!! [GONE WRONG] [MUST WATCH!!] [EXPOSED]
No way 😳
gone sexual
sometimes i do few things that make me wonder how i don't forget to breath
DID SOMEBODY SAY [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?
NO
📣 @somber anvil

@cyan junco I'M PRETTY SURE THAT SOMEONE SAID [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]


If there was a series of emotes out there that I could use to spell that out with the orange text I would probably need to buy nitro immediately
orange text?
When you link a legendary item like that in wow chat, it uses orange font
ah
ded meme
I think you can make the text coloured when looked at from the PC version of Discord
idk if it has orange though


If that's true, I've never seen it... Which means that either no one knows about it, or rankbot or mee6 blocks it if you try to get cute
@long tundra Anal [Thunderfury, Blessed blade,....]
i just woke up wasn't committed to the joke
Anal [Shred]
Anal [Outbreak]
Anal [Funny]

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Is trainwrekz the guy that went super saiyan on Twitch thots in 2015?
sounds like him

imagine some billion years ago someone somewhere said "hey lets make people suffer for most of their lifetime for no actual reason and tell them their reward is the friendships they've forged along the way"
i was attacking the concept of working for money but i don't think i phrased it appropriately 
Sunny 
Gay







@lunar radish 
i couldnt find a hd version but as a kid i used to bring a little packet of milk to school
highlight of my lunch

real alphas keep their calcium levels in check
what kind of 3rd world country you from
idk about an anime but there was some cartoon shorts
it went from no mods to 6 mods online 
Where's The Lamb Sauce
and
RAW
@granite umbra hi



how do I see how to use /join
oh
wAIT
I feel stupid now o-o
that's illegal




Begone Thot 

@nova jacinth give me a tip weeb chan
lfg 999999 more for area 51 raid
Flex your MAL at them and tell them if they don't have as much animes watched as you they aren't worthy.
@rustic knot 
feels like 96F
@strange elk no
@rustic knot red 
so epic
indiana jones crystal skull 2008.... they're in area 51
lol
LF5M area 51 raid, 800+ light
only 6 people 
i hope they are all furries

yeah my holidays are pretty inconsistent

but i have the whole of september and early october off to play shadowkeep sooo


should we blow out friends stupid looking tower in minecraft? Four of us agree that we should
Ty for your opinion
UwU
UWU
If any of you care about tennis, this Wimbledon final is insane
shut up you degenerates


fuuuuck i have issues
you do
i cant put my phone down
Don't we all
i cant get off discord man
can you put your pp down?
just like put it down lol


sunny face reveal when
alright imma go all out just this once
again that stolen meme
oh god oh fuck
stop using my memes
I'll do my face reveal at 1 like
and try to put my phone down
🥔
no one wants to see it birb
i thought your profile pic was your face birb
Since when? 
since now
Also yes that's the joke Kimmy.
kimmy is slow
Hunter X Hunter 2011 Episode 131 English Dub
Hope everyone has a decent week
Me too
wdym costume thats just a lion
hxh still one of the best animes ever made
i watched hxh like 15 years ago
the new version
is much much better
and has 2 more arcs
the chimaera arc
is just

🦀 aqua deserves being bullied 🦀
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So about invading Area 51, I’m debating whether we should run truth or not
@cyan junco daily? i g2g soon
sure can do
Which daily u guys doing
probably 13k?
13k
ill cum

im at work so i might have to randomly afk
cumonherchest
but we have the majority so mfs cant kick me 
we carry you
Triple B?
:
btw im loving the undermountain campaign so far

Beer Burgers and Boobs?
yes
hestia is bae
Hey epic gamer question, what’s the highest chat cool down anyone’s anus has experienced?
oh no
that's extra protein
traps 
A third of the way there
has experienced. are you asking to experience?
Already experienced when I changed subject to tarrabah I think or something
dang those chains are hot
i still dont get how that boob string works
does it matter
ask a girl
This anime wasn’t even that good yet my brother wants me to go see the movie with him
@ any female how does boob string on hestia work
maybe brother hasn a thing for you
right, i need to watch the movie and s2
Sibling complexes 😂
@glossy vault how does it work for you
idk anytime i want someone to shutup i just start talking about how they secretly have a thing for me
yeah. disgust
No.

hey kimmy how
sexywink
wait. nvm
hello yes
Anytime I want someone to shut up I transcend the outer ridge of the universes nucleus and refract of the miraculous molecules of each and every single parcel of stardust
...
what a nerd
i just show the hentai
We need peter griffin to invade Area 51 with us
You're like some sort of cock blocking terminator sent back from the future to cock block humans. The robots should've sent you instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger, you could've cock blocked John Conners' parents and he never would've been born.
cbd icecream

that trap pic welfare posted still has me shook
I know where that's from, by accident of course
give up
delete your cache and cookies
just download some more frames
reinstall java
Download more ram
sexy wink

engladdnn suxxzz
wait
if i didnt see you post it then how would i know
its never wrong to pick up girls
it's not a drill
Is that an anime I should watch?
yes 10000%
hentai with plot
yes
I'm still sad Shield Hero's done for now.
Also I need S2 of That Time I Was Reincarnated as a Slime
bell is also cute 
go watch ther episode @pallid pumice
i want to, but i also don't want to commit before the whole season is out
that'll just be painful
Shield hero is garbooo
not the first time a girls given me that look
Shield hero started off decent and had a good premise but very gradually turned into generic shounen garbage almost as bad as fairytail turned to be.
"Hmrph" look
sounds like you're very familiar with that
we'll have to get some girls to confirm the meaning of that look

It's 99 here. Feels like 121
that sounds like 234
well its like 85 here but the humidity is humid
It's a hair below 44.5 C for non freefolk
you making me humid bby
I haven't been outside since Friday so I've been wondering why its been getting so much hotter inside. Its 98° outside
Florida is permanently humid.
yea whats the % there
A constant state of being if you will
It's really dry today. Only 56%
is that your dating profile pic?
No I'm too much of a mess to consider dating
I've personally known at least 3 Florida Men.
Sunshine law is great for that.
she just wanted to take a shit
that is the face
i'd do the same
but on the cops car roof

you don't want me to take a shit, you take the shit home
my friend bought some donuts when we were drunk they were on sale he got a dozen, ate 2 of them left the rest on top of the cop car

public service
they were still in the box, so yea.





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