#š¬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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xd sex number

What is sex
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needs more jpeg 
Hey it's a bee
Hey its applesnipe
the bee
Ew bees
would you like the full picture 
Yes
Indeed 
here? 

DM 
me too
Weebs? 

but where will pewdiepie make his videos 

the ocean
he has been living in the uk for
@somber anvil are you from Portugal?

Pyke aftershock is so disgusting

like
Damn son
overly disgusting 
I'm going to portugal in 2 weeks
pog
My condolences
i played on a mc server called 2b2t
yesterdaay
apparentely that server has alot of history
with wars spanning years

and blue whales

i will remember you for when my friends complement my exquisite taste in memes
You need any kind of meme I have ug
Most are offensive, and I got some for snowflakes aswell
i have better memes
Your life is a meme
tru
And a bad one
so a good life

We send them on IG
the ranch?
And drop it on ig?
maybe


god no
its obviously in r/SpongebobMemes
This is why reddit is full of spergs
you dare undermine the š ±eter?
i will challenge you
we'll settle this
Naked duel?
WITH A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME
Oh ok
so solitaire?
Now you became the meme sunny
is that a japanese cartoon
yeah i won, case closed.
Now you must be spanked in the locker room
Tfw you go home after work and see someone jump infront of a train
š šŖ

I'd be more worried if he jumped in front of the door
I really dont know what to think rn tbh


Another bites the dust
i require context
.gif "another one bites the dust"
Well idk
I just got to the station
And like at a diff station someone jumped
When it came
Arrived*
that's a full on "mtp'ing the floor" right
pay respects

f
F in chat bois, we gotta pay respects


Im pretty sure he was torn into pieces

Cutting my life into pieces, this is my last resort
accident or suicide
Looked like suicide to me
Speedrun


I didnt pay too much attention at first

it was the doing of blue whale
subway 
Again fat shaming are we?
dont you know blue whale
Subway surfers 
its the thing plaguing whatsapp groups
well i use whatsapp just because people are still in their primitive ways
i want to watch spiderman but i cba to wait for my group's reply
Its not bad
Anyone got any good podcast recommendations
Jesus, I see some stuff in there
I wish I didn't see that
But it's still a good movie
Oh it's just my car nvm
I would have gotten them a little bit more metallic

matte red doesn't make it look so pretty
Hey, you see, I need nitro it's almost running out, Erm
I really need it yoou see 

Give me



Time's a loop now I don't know what day is today I need fuel
Help

I need to sustain my life
I dunno I can help you 

You're the only one that can 




barbosa who let you out of your cell
š£

@spark dock stillnonitro
@cyan junco stillnobrain
Christian servers
Weebs have no opinions
so yours doesnt count too
Frick


i hate you
i ate but im still hungry
āShake stackā

That looks gross
search for a shake shack shack stack

if we put a flower in the middle of that will you like it eva?
@spark dock 
@somber anvil 
No
i love my 6 ripped packs
darn
there is already flowers on the potatoes

Eva do you prefer
or 
do you like venus flytraps eva?
Accept the diabetes

Looks gross?
ive got some venus fly traps
More for us!
Wtf am i reading
ah finally some delicious fucking food
Go*
That shit looks delicious

Hahahaha
The turtle looks crunchy
finally some good fucking food
fancy myself a greasy grouper
poor thing
ewwww\
hahahahahhaha
potato go back to your corner
Btw
Eel
shut up crokan
I went to Europe and tried salami
Shit was amazing
it was heaven 
I SAID GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER
FUCK OFF CROKAN
Ching Chong approves turtles
should try out those snails as well

snails š·š·
Why is crokan saying what I usually say
Mmm snails
snails are ok when their burnt lmao
Yikes he took me as his parental figure
why is barbosa 2 iq
How do I delete someone

parlez vous les froggy froggy
Crokan your the 2 iq one lmao
barbosa delete your acount
because the end
is where we begin. 
you're*
same goes to you

or you know who will be mad š
locusts dipped in a savory brine

NOBODY CARES
same
Salami?
Salami salmon
Pork
Mom




sansdab
Oh ho
Reason: Posted a link
Lau you oke?
Eat my š
Anyone knows why the fuck borderlands 2 randomly freezes?
Already tried few things and keeps on freezing
Like every hour or so
@quick fulcrum TFK?!?! you're my new bestie...
did you try turning it off and on
I have a really interesting video about AI I wanna share, dm me if you want to see it
.permit 578307975698186290 2
That member could not be found!
@mild crystal has been permitted to send links for the next 2 seconds.
Reason: Posted a link
Idiot š¤¦
I know. Made me feel good though.
Nae naed
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@candid karma you're a smart lad
@tulip rivet your newest deaf bestie 
Anyone knows why the fuck borderlands 2 randomly freezes? And how to possibly fix it
Did you try setting it to wumbo
I have everything maxed out and game is running at around 200 fps Idk why this is the only game giving me issues so far
Is it like stutters or is it bl2.exe stopped working
Do you have a movie playing on a second monitor?
any single-monitor gamers
hell ye
my phone is my second monitor
Hell ye

I tried few ways to fix it, after reading it online but none seem to work...
Also this
I got a bullet
with a name on it š„ 
UwU
Affirmative
Yikes
Every fucking time I think of Arma I get so pissed off
The game has so many fucking keys to remember, and then thereās frequent FPS drops and it also hard to find a good server
Try escape from tarkov
I want to but kinda donāt feel like dumping money on that game yet
.
Indeed
Doge sings lalala by bbno$ and y2k.
Dayz was Arma 2
https://youtu.be/gXW0mothCpk @cyan junco

Im going crazy shaxx just said come back later titan we'll trade punches
@quick fulcrum type faster
how is Dokkaebi a moderator.. she's supposed to be busy hacking people's cell phones


Iām taking a shit please help me
Ight
welfora
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined




boys i changed my battletag will it update in here or do i have to rejoin or smn
Next time we have a draft
this song
is so hilarious
no real reason why
it just is
all I can imagine is someone just getting flat pissed and screaming 



@bold forum 
š
I try to ignore them
talk to the Lord 
we summon forth, with great care, our lord and saviour, the great welfare 
did you call me lau?




one pixel lmao
THERES A WHITE DOT THERE
Bee
my prayers have been answered
what prayers 

lured bee in with some flower nut
!invite
Invite your friends!
https://discord.gg/d2pclfg
Check out our Borderlands 3 LFG Server!
https://discord.gg/ssdF6Uf
@glossy vault momma said knock someone out 
been working on these hands too long to not follow her last rites
Stop jerking off and start hitting the gym, watching porn hub isnāt working on your hands you animal 

ofc
@stable abyss you bout to catch some hands buddy
Ight bro meet me outside the club rn huh you scared bitch boy huh you finna get your ass handed to you šššš
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the club
you sure you know what they do in there
Theres was this one time i got choked in school
Cash me outside, Howbowdah
Wait is it "how I got my fetish" hour in #š¬off-topic-no-destiny-talk ?
Nah im not into choking or getting choked
@opaque grail 

I still remember how light headed it felt
Baibai

Nothing wrong with glasses 
Cant box with glasses
you can do whatever you put your mind to
Maybe once im done with Lasik

I dunno i would rather wear glasses than have lasers burn my cornea
shrek and squidward vs sans and garfield
better than shawshank redemption
He thought i was hitting on his girl friend
that sounds like "I got choked out" words
Nah my guy this comes from a dude almost getting expelled for choking someone out
I would rather choke you out for coming at me than beat your ass and pay for your hospital bills
well ye u can kill someone like that
bro you cant get choked out when you have neck flaps, being fat is op
Legit dude got purple shit was like cartoons
I obv mean this in a legit fight
Not some random dude swinging at you
if you manage to get choked out in a "legit" fight thats on you
by no means is it a pussy move
imo
ye he has to get into a position where he could choke you out in the first place
I mean if you talk like mad shit about someone and you directly go for the neck thatās kinda yikers my guy
But what pisses me off the most is when someone talks shit and gets into that hood rat stance
Like arms down leaning back WorldStar type shit
stickin that chin out for easy access
Got shoved i think
Then i tripped and fell
Im pretty sure i blacked out his eye
Atleast i hope i did...
Fr theyāre just making that head nice and clear
Then they try to weave and Iām like bruh
Is that a gun
Ive never seen a gun being fired
Bruh deli sandwich

Iāve been in a bunch of slapboxes bc people are too much of pussies to acc fight but itās crazy how people do not know how to fight at all
why do you have so many tabs open
because I can

Joe Rogan Experience

Dedicated RAM
"and shit" in two tabs
listening to a spicy one rn
u know he gotta have his manga and shit
his two videos with Neil Degrasse Tyson are pretty damn good
and shit
or was it 3 
i listened to the whole podcast with alex jones
sounds more like a doujin than a regular manga
@rapid patio it's pretty good
bruh how did you get through that Alex Jones episode
dragonlewd face leakd
alex jones is a conspiracy theorist because someone tombstoned him into concrete back then
I have ublock on because I get ads even though I'm subbbed to Youtube Premium
and other fishy sites etc.
like the 18+ ones
god the popup ads on those sites
damn cancer
Crunchyroll has mad ads
crunchyroll 
I used to like crunchyroll because I was 'supporting' the industry but honestly
site: pwease tuwn off yow adbwock we needs the monies
me: hmm I guess
site: use this one trick to get a big dick
me: ublock
I use it to binge watch old series and I use both Ublock and Adblock and it works fine
- crunchyroll is all 'sjw' and shit
For new eps I just use gogoanime
I watch a lot of my shows off anime twist
I loathe to use that term but I don't have a better descriptor
gogoanime or bust
ads usually aren't that cancer so I sometimes whitelist it
Yeah but gogoanime doesnāt record where you stop at, and for me thatās honestly useful
I canāt remember episodes and times Iāve stopped at anymore like I used to when I was 10
LIKE FAM HTML5 PLAYERS EXIST FUCKING PLEASE GET WITH [CURRENT YEAR]
Fr
twist saves which episodes I've watched
twist 
Watching anime in 2019
I'll check it out
it's funded by donations so they don't have ads

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I actually watched neon genesis last week. Really hit home with me
Social 1 is suprisingly chill
tbh I don't think I've watched an anime other than Violet Evergarden (which I was just re-watching for the nth time) in 2019
Bee
bee is trying to trick you, don't do it
Lau 
ok
I just read light novels/wuxia novels and manga/korean counterpart of manga

Whats voilet evergarden about
sad stuff
Soldier gets amnesia
I cried on my first watchthrough
reading manga off your phone is 
she doesn't get amnesia u focken wot m9
HERESEY
Huh
YE OF POOR TASTE
darn
Im on the depressing mood
BRO I READ THE ENTIRE MHA MANGA UP TO DATE ON MY PHONE
smh I'm so shook tbvh honet
shit was addicting for no reason
tachiyomi is legit the best app
ohh academia
I just use Mangarock app
can't find a system-wide adblock for android for some reason 
tachiyomi can pull from everywhere
^ does not exist
DAMN
No ads and really nice translation

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downloading the app now
the page saving is great, it's also really easy to check for updates to stuff u added to ur library
if it's better than mangarock I'm on that shit
Basically WEBTOON for manga but itās good
it replaced mangarock for me, hope u enjoy
someone used the time crystals
?

"198kb/s"
Za Warudo Toki Wo Tomare
ok so I just realized my motherboard's type-c port is capable of fast-charging
all these milli nials reading managas, what happened to the good old comics š
darn
They turned to shit my guy @mild crystal

I don't know of any ios equivalents
ugghhh why do I gotta manually transfer all my manga 


Wook 
I'm a gen-z-er ok I'm used to everything being done automatically
ye first time switching I was like oh no I gotta add everything I was seeing before to here
bee
HWHF 
I've got about 100-200 favorited manga and most of it is Isekai/OP protag/Yuri trash 
I'm such a prude when it comes to anime but when it comes to manga it's like I become a pleb
that reminds me I gotta finish the time I got reincarnated as a slime
ohh that's a good one
meh
im enjoying it so far
Never watched it
it gets SUPER dark later on
Or read it
Wait can you post the manga slime?
I watched the first 8 episodes, so far Im not a big fan
it's kinda like Tanya Degurechaffe and her assistant in the manga vs anime
I mean with the way it started off I expected it to have some dark moments

I was like wow that's in the first 5 minutes?
The Rising of the Shield Hero I liked but Iām afraid itās taking SAOās route
wym? all reborn animes start with dying tho 
you should see his 'goggle-eyes' look
slime design is boring imo
I thought it was gonna be slow
cant wait for season 2 of re:zero coming in January 2056
at least theres gonna be a movie/ova in a few months
Oooh Rascal does not dream of Bunny Girl is a good one
took a scrolling screenshot of all my favorited manga and those dimensions 
wild
no bulli i no read
file size is only 9 megs which is surprising
how does one take a scrolling screenshot... 
Itās basically a screen record
@fierce bolt sticking your d where it dont belong
its the least they could do for blowing up their customer base
even if it was small % of people
I mean iPhones blew up too tho
Only an android user would make it a comparison at this point
Im sure I could probably find a scrolling screenshot apk somewhere
Iphones are like 30% of the market or something 
Samsung has its super wide variety of phones to thank
i got mine for a dollar for selling my soul to verizon
I only like iPhones because of their simplicity and exclusivity apps
from super low-end to super high-ednd
Id say its higher than that in the US, in the world I would say its probably 30%
i dont give a shit about apps i want a full mechanical keyboard phone
green switches

bruh what
brown switches ftw
I mean most of my friends use FaceTime so
silver
smh
I've been spoiled by silver keys
every time I use a membrane it's like clicking on slime

Ew membrane

tbh 
Ive never tried silver
Im not a fan of the red switch hype
silvers are nicknamed "cherry mx speed" so I guess that hints what it's like
I love the clicky feel and tiny resistance
they are just a shorter actuation point in the switch
^
they arent a tactile switch
they are a linear
meanin no bump
if you want tactile with clicky, then go blue or green
hmmm feels pretty clicky but I've never used any other mechanical switches
I've been wanting to try out reds and other switches but nothing in this cesspool
yes no bump, it's like typing on a laptop basically
god no
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These are something Im interested in for switches
i like that board but not the magnet switches

that steel series board will be 10x better when they make a second version with a better screen on it and more switch options
hmmm but wouldn't more switch options require different tooling?
not familiar with keyboard manufacturing tho
i dont see why big board manufacturers dont make their boards more upgradeable. shit the chinese board my dad has has the ability to hot swap switches without soldering
Bro what kind of sorcery are you talking in
I like the new mechanical electric keyboard
after getting used to them I don't think I can switch from cherry red switches
the switches are literally mini screens
its a red draggon board
adn you can customize it

oh I use a red dragon m601
you can also use it as a monitor
it's a mouse
it's pretty pepegapogpagpog

I've had it for about 2-3 years, it's served me pretty damn well
hard to find a decently priced *wireless mmo gaming mouse
@maiden linden
thats basically a straam deck at that point
Just use a normal mechanical keyboard
What's with all this unreasonable high tech stuff
i still think corsair boards are the best right now when you are spending more than $100
because it's cool
the macro software for corsair boards it great
I spent about $170 AUD in my k70
I use membrane cos mechanical ones are over priced for me
I have a k70
you can customize every single key which not all keyboard manufactures let you do
bruh there's like $30 mechanical keyboards
i HAD a k70...until it stopped working lol
ooof
Yikes
I've had this one for about 2 years, 3-4 years actually for the mouse
Had mine for like 3 years now
the k70 is a great board
im getting the rgb one next if i can manage to find it with blue switches
mouse is literally in pieces from me slamming it on the desk over the years
Maybe 4 now? Idk
last time i went to get one in rgb with blues they didnt have any
Meanwhile Iām sitting here remembering the fact I have a shitty Chinese mechanical keyboard at home
rapidfire?
Is that.. tape
yes
I was being literal when I said it's in pieces
but if I'm gonna get a new one I want a wireless mmo mousse
but those are expensive
dragon...pro tip...buy some matte finish vinyl wrap and wrap your buttons if you need a texture on them
fr??
damn
all this mouse talk is making me salty that it's gonna be a little over a week till my model o gets here
I'll check it out but I'm so used to the tape already and I'd need to order from overseas
since nothing like that available locally

I hate living in this country as a tech enthusiast
nothing is available and if it is it costs a kidney
just give your kidney
only $13 damn
Heaviest mouse ever 
and there is enough to do your mouse like 50 times
pretty large roll
i originally bought it for my tail lights and ended up using the last of it on my mouse
huh

@glossy vault are u married?
yes
will u marry me aswell? 

@glossy vault i lost my sock, help
@rapid patio we have the same mouse
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Is it worth buying Ark Survival Evolved?
@primal dove not at full price
At discount? @glossy vault
ok just finished transferring all my manga to Tachiyomi and I love it
the customization is worth it by itself
but the ability to get get manga from pretty much every source on the internet is another goldie
oh and the AMOLED theme option
Minecraft is the dark souls of the voxel based games.
Everytime i come here looking for shitpost, you guys never let me down.
@rapid patio you now feel how I feel 

@primal dove itās worth it on a heavy discount check g2a
ugh g2a
I paid full price for it itās one of my favorite games
And make sure you can run this buggy mess of a game.
I always get hung-up on these gray-market key resellers
And that you have friends, else goodluck having fun 1h in.
u can also either set it to update automatically or you can slide down while in your library and it will also update
200 gb +
wtf
sorry what
wtf²
sorry didn't read that right
2many gigs
Thatās with all the maps
what drag
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48 hours it takes me to download it
mmmMMMMM
wtf²²
GB
oh god oh fuck
gigabytes
H O W
Stop buying shit-tier games and invest in your connection instead, welf
real size hours

investing in my connection isnt worth it
saw someone mention the model o, heres mine 
you're in the us perhaps ?
If you donāt have friends donāt donāt get it
If you donāt have friends donāt donāt get it
If you donāt have friends donāt donāt get it
Okay
If you donāt have friends donāt donāt get it
If you donāt have friends donāt donāt get it
nice
going at 500KB/s average and assuming I'm running it 24/7 (which I'm not, and would pretty much only be downloading at night) would mean about 120 hours going off rough math?
If you donāt have friends donāt donāt get it
If you donāt have friends donāt donāt get it
well done welf your did it
š£
I have good news
No but for real tho welf, it might just be me, but i felt ark was boring as fuck after sinking a few hours into it, i really had fun only when i started playing it with some friends







































