#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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i cut mine after 9 months this last time. and since im prepared to dedicate the rest of my life to the look i decided to go clean shave one last time
i hate how i look lol
i feel like i need a hair cut all the time when i have no beard
Pick yaself up cuz
I only have a mustache rn no beard yet
i rocked a dali for a few days
my mustache is too thin in the middle to be a stand alone beard style
alright rip my wallet
What did you get from your shop?
Do a reverse chaplin mustache
Im not old enough but I have really good beard genes in my family
KDA kaisa is amazing
you should have seen it before that lmfao
You look like a stinky frenchmen with that moustache
oui baguette
i didnt take a pic tho

Honhon
my churchill looked more like this tho lmfao
it was fun
i also did a...lets call it the chaplan stash before i finished shaving it all off
i mean...what guy doesnt

@quick fulcrum 
@wicked topaz
how'd I do
I really need to get around to running an Ethernet cable through my floor
But ofc I’m like an entire ocean away from my room so
Adc store

How?
hm?
Lemme see what i got
how what @wicked topaz 
Not using riven 

new update is so cute oml

Bloodlord vlad divine irelia kda akali rest meh
who's the Project?
The project?
Blood moon Shen, Traditional Lee, Odessy Yasuo, Mecha Rengar, Pulsefire Riven, Soulhunter Kayn
@flat talon Go to bed 

@lunar radish 
ngl I kinda like Odyssey Yas


@wise jacinth 

@somber anvil 
Aimiii 
None for me ic b ic
@somber anvil 

@somber anvil 
you has 71k+ triumph aimii


im tier 8 aimi 
I have infinite 😃
@wise jacinth 
@marble fern 
I'm soonish 690 Kalhu 
@somber anvil
its time
Took you long enough
its 8 am
Not in beeland
2pm gang

Gang gang
👉 
@wicked topaz dont you have the annual pass?
@rustic knot
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inb4 destiny conversation in #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk lol
Redacted
Destiny in gp ban
@lunar radish who 
cutie 

wot
@somber anvil 
@wise jacinth 
Woosh
@marble fern 
@marble fern 
@wicked topaz 
WAT SCRIPT


@marble fern
@somber anvil 
@quick fulcrum


How do i stop my destiny 2 from freezing then unfreezing?
did you set it to wumbo
Scan&Repair or reinstall.
what
Thanks Padi
I did that before
it's fun.
I mean I played everything in jungle at one point
I still like AS TF tho.

AS TF is fun
Yeyeyeye
i did
I can't understand how I'm 5/2/4

Its battle pass only atm
But imo it's best football manager type game rn
lmfao Bee schooling them in generalz LMFAO
@somber anvil u grew a stinger while i was gone eh?
Maybe you shouldnt have gone 
maybe yall shoulda been nicer 


Nah
You either become a man or die on the lfg

I'm on eu rn
lmfao gooey
oh 
heya padi
hi
@somber anvil is he alive ?
ye
good to hear

@vast ore still hate me!!? gerd derm

:(
where is the sugar 
Sugar 
where 

@somber anvil 
@quick fulcrum 
@somber anvil 
@wise jacinth

lmao :D
scout approved is no longer working for me
I do 
Kayn is so broken in jungle tbh
Maybe
Bruh this Justin Bieber song is acc stuck in my head
If you want to, he is kinda advanced :d
how the hell is this not his loading icon
look at how fucking realistic this is to his gameplay 
Draven ez tho
no
yeah.
it barely fazes them
Obv not
we all know river shen is the meta rn
River shen.
river shen 
Nasus jg
@wicked topaz is 8300 dpi enough to impress you yet
edpi?
yyyyyyes
In destiny?
league

Guess how much this costs
1000
Crokan do you understand what it is
n 
It’s a Drink cooler
@mossy anchor 
But the cold air comes outta the tube to function as an AC

my pp shoot harder than a ruger
Look it's bee ❤
HI GUYS discord broke
Send help
Oho
holy shit my discord font is uhhhh
WE DID IT 
Use discord brower


all my frequently used emotes are gone

not remembering emote codes
discord lookin real gay rn

this has slightly inconvenienced me 

yea wtf a slight inconvenience
at least skype kept it real and only majorly inconvenienced me
@somber anvil stop steam messaging me, when I can't reply 
AAAAAAAAAAA
IS IT BACK

AAAAAAAAA
not even
works

let me try 

Rip cloudflare
Welcome to Cloudflare's home for real-time and historical data on system performance.
discord's 'server status' function is actually poopoo
"Cloudflare has implemented a fix for this issue and is currently monitoring the results."
wonder if Verizon said some steel company in PA owned 2% of the internet again, like they did last week
Denpa Shōnen teki Kenshō Seikatsu (電波少年的懸賞生活 lit. "a life out of prizes by Denpa Shōnen") is probably one of the most known challenges of the show. Nasubi, a young comedian was forced to live over a year naked in an apartment in both Japan and Korea by living only on commercial sweepstakes.
Japanese tv is lit
@quick fulcrum SAME
@mild crystal あれはバカな音がする。
hey watch your fucking language here
I dont read weeb
fucking
日本語が読めるか?
yea what the fuck cunt
日本語がわかるか?
watch your goddamn mouth you filthy trogladyte
better not kiss ur mother with that whore mouth of yours watch ur damn language asshole
Glad the internet is back, so we can have this valuable discussion
thanks for the info dmagg
Settle down

im gonna be kicked from this server for my stupid irony someday i stg
bleh now i actually have to do work, at work... it was a nice quiet time with the ticketing system down
not bad for a toothpick like me 
discord: doesnt work for 30 minutes
everyone: 
cloudflare not working = a large chunk of the internet is gone
@mild crystal 貴様みたいなバカに話している時、丁寧することはない。
貴様は意味がない人だ。
貴様は意味がない人音がする。
黙ってくれ。
@potent oracle English only
Discord wasn't working for only 12.5m
oh ok yes
chill 
understood
@mild crystal Hang on a second
@somber anvil can I speak Spanish to you 
I remember you
discord went down for that short moment and already i can smell burnt stop signs outside my house
gimme an etch a sketch so i can reply to u
when downforeveryoneorjustme.com goes down, reality starts imploding
@potent oracle toxic
i might've seen a pitchfork or two
i remember u too
@potent oracle Google translate exists.
Guys, 7% of the Internet was down when Discord was down.

@somber anvil I don’t use
i thought it was like 9% uses cloudflare
thats like, zoinks, scoob!
very cool reference from parks and recreations!
it went down cuz pride month is over and it is no longer allowed to be gay haha gottem
:0

Server only gonup if youneat a scorn!
hit that like button if ur a screeb
check the list of affected areas: https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/incidents/tx4pgxs6zxdr
it just... keeps...scrolling
that's alot of countries
United States - (PHX), Pittsburgh, PA oh yea baby
government shuts down: i shleep
cloudflare goes down taking out 7% of the internet: R E A L S H I T ?
i thought there were only 7 
7 people
yeah, there's 7 continents, there are roughly 193 countries if I remember right 
On the Internet
is australia a continent
I think it’s because Kim Jung Un gave his country internet and all of them went on it at once but I’m not sure really
wait did he really finally give them internet
it's both a country and continent
technically "Australia" is a continent
i think
no its not its just a chicken nugget
but it also is considered Oceania
due to the fact that you have to profile the isles around it.
Oceania is New Zealand, Australia and some parts of Asia.
lol
LAU
BEE
sǝᴉɯoɥ uᴉddod snʍ sᴉoq uɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ ʎɯ oʇ ʇnoʇnoɥs ʎɐ

upright text please
its not meant for u
ye cuz u cant
what's australia. Nope. Don't know
toxic
ugh its down again
i only know crocodile-land and dropbear-land
DROPBEARS
much like me on several occasions
yall ever seen a wet sloth it is the stuff of nightmares
i bet thats whats on the triangle ships in d2 end, just a ton of wet sloths
can we get some kawaii camel spiders in here?
no
darn
can we get some respect for my boys in 8 legs keepin us safe from the other bugs that prey on our blood
so that's why those damn ships take so long to reach earth, they're travelling at sloth speed
what about some good boy wolf spiders
bring a spider near me 
🕷 
is that fly botherin u bud? no worries homie

what happens to the fly

it got eated

and prolly had eggs laid inside it or somethin

That's like
Hella lewd
discord is running on internet explorer speed 
🚪
do u see the door @mild crystal
Big sad, cant post my discord door
its ur clue to show urself out thx
I'm good, thanks tho

🚪

anyone have experience in gaming with keypads?
If anyone is wondering why Discord feels like it's taking a big crap, it is, but it's because Cloudflare is having problems
I brunt my hand by accidentally putting it in a strainer full of hot penne pasta
Ama
How do you brunt your hand with pasta
he wanted to know when to take the pasta out
so he obviously had to feel the pasta

deadass can't wait for discord to be back up to 100% so i can enjoy peak communication with the greatest of our kind
The strainer flipped over cos i overloaded it
I was treating the hot pasta with cold water
I think im going to have blisters feelsbadman
Whenever I think of pasta I think of lasagna
if you get blisters from hot water temps you're a big babby
It was boiling at over 100°C 
🤷
hit me up when you can grab a handful of fries still dripping with 2 seconds out of a deep fryer and not get any blisters
or even feel anything for that matter
Bro what the fuck are you made out of
chef meat
I can tell
No what are you some kind of idiot
perhaps
do you like bread it or something
I toss my hot n ready Little Caesar’s pizza on my principal
I bread them and give them a light bake, then finish them on the grill
deep fried mac n cheese is fire
I wanna eat a deep friend barbie doll
actual god mode appetizers
I need to try it
But better homemade

hi
thank you
Hey :)
@quick fulcrum wat

yes
@potent oracle Gonna move it over here since offtopic. Yes it's me.

did you not look above 
I knew it!
was getting questionable 
You have a nice beard dude
They just talking about food i think
I've been letting it go lately
it grows so wild
hmmkay

Brother. Brother. Brother I consumed too much cocaine.
good thing pings still work 
Brother I am pinned here
Unlucky for me, I have been growing facial hair since I was 11. Sadly, it’s only never grown into a beard. Just something like Dr Disrespect has
😄
Also I’m sorry if that’s hard to understand. English isn’t my strong point
Was about to say. Better English than most people in America so no need to apologize.
Thank you thank you
I american you english good
@somber anvil 🐙
🐳


Reminds me of this




@opaque grail Describe the image to me nothing is loading
Pics not loading for anyone else or just Discord being rude today?
discord is ded rn birb

Brother I feel no pain
Basically just what happened. You apologizing in great English and a native English speaker being like "lol it okei"
@stable abyss Tokio tomatte
Not for me
Anyways food time bbl 
Oki

@somber anvil Bzzzzz I have a suggestion?
what
Maybe it’s only me but I meet a lot of Chinese and Korean players. Maybe there could be parts of the server for them too idk
No one in staff speaks chinese and korean
All English and Europe languages?


It is ok
Don’t worry
Though I think someone in staff might understand some
But maybe no one knows about it
Can I post spoilers
About wat



TOKI WO TOMARE
One second has passed
Two seconds have passed
Three seconds have passed
Time resumes again
@stable abyss Mans out here making time stop jokes when we have time skip now
The new spider man movie?
|| just use | in your message ||
Post spoilers in spoiler tag
While I distracted you with my time stop joke, I activated Bites Za Dusto @wheat mantle
use ||
@stable abyss Kingu crimson
I really cant tell if your being sarcastic anymore lau
I'm not 
And its tearing me up ree
I haven’t gotten to diavolo 
|| funny how nick fury and Maria hill weren’t actually there the entire movie ||
Lmao just wait it gets really good during the later half of p5

I can’t wait
I hate spoiler tags, I am compelled to click them.
Also watch p6 be hella good in terms of music and art direction
|| you’ll get what I mean when you watch the post credits ||
@stable abyss Stone free 😩
Apparently P6 is Arakis best work yet
Is it?
Yeah it has the best story and the villain
Isn’t that Johnny?
Becase ||the president of usa is the main villain||
|| if you’re watching Spider-Man make sure you stay until the very end there are 2 post credits the very last scene of the 2nd one is really important ||
Trump becomes a Stand User 
||test||
Woah
|| mysterio kinda fake guys just sayin ||
Dude the only downside I can think of when it comes to Araki is how he doesn’t develop a setting well enough and doesn’t allow the protagonist to do their thing
p7 also has the best jobro 
Speedwagon 
Wait what
Yes
|| the trailer isn’t what it all seems ||
||p6 ends up in a different universe I forgot||
@stable abyss Wait have you read through p7
JojoLion was it?
Ye
It was spoiled to me 😦
feels bad
P2 has the best Jojo so far imo face the clacker balls of death
||Josuke Higashikata is acc two people, Yoshikage Kira||
I haven't read a ton yet tho
@broken lion
Bro that’s dookie
||But fucking
killer queen in p8||
@somber anvil 
Nice hug
P4 was so bad in terms of pacing
7 page muda was kinda dissapointing tho
Eeh i think it picked up after highway star
enigma was really good
i like p5 alot because its just not one guy just beating the shit out of others
Yeah tru but I do enjoy seeing the protagonist beating the shit out of the baddies
Except for Josuke, he kinda sucks
we do see it with the green day arc in p5 tho
Yeah that was a amazing fucking scene
They literally remade that from 3 manga panels
That’s crazy
The clash and talking heads was really good aswell
Wait what’s that about?
Oh I haven’t gotten there yet
No no it comes right after king crimson
Hey man dont talk ab that unless you got spoiled ab what happens 
Don’t know anything except for his backstory
is that a mojo jojo reference?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

Wth
What
Oh shit Robbie is here
The wiping of the disciples butt is the next episode


yeah
thanks bee
Marry Christmas!
Your early
happy hanukkah ; D
happy easter
Reason: Posted a link
its almost 3 am and i've been sleepy since midnight i should really be asleep 
@mild crystal Yes
@nova jacinth Sleep 
what do you mean yes
@wraith glade happy birthday
happy birthday
Thanks

Hi eva 

its over 
@somber anvil 💚
💛
time to beat undertale for th ethird time


OH SHIT
that was awesome

saitama needs class s rank 1 now


don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still-I'm still Jenny from the block 
yeet
Hey anyone here watch stranger things
I didn't know ramen watched shows

Is eleven hopper’s daughter?

KITTIES OR GTFO
shh @carmine frost is a bitch
good day
ah 
sued
im playing

is the woman who sues the man who did CPR and saved her from drowning real
oh ok its fake
this woman hit her head on a diving board and was knocked out
fell underwater for 2 minutes and was saved by a man
and sued that man for rape
nah its fake
Feelsweirdman i wish i had a likeable personality or that understood what people find popular. Or else imma be friendless for life


@somber anvil what would i have to do to be a normal raider?
is there some type of quota
Assimilate to team luckypants or perish
Can we make luckypants into a role?
I dont think being good looking counts for anything in gaming
I'll be big tiddy goth streamer
I'll be like AI and act like I'm a virtual waifu so beta orbiters give me money to play games
just hire a voice actor and bam
split the profits
rake in massive money
way ahead of u

Bee swears by it 

@long tundra 💛




@quick fulcrum 

fucking thunderstorms on july 4th mother natures is a cruel bitch

hello
How dare mother nature not care for an arbitrary date???
the date is dumb, the fireworks, drinking and bonfires are not.
Can still do 1/3 in the rain no problem!
The one that matters the most too
idk I like watching minneapolis and st pauls fireworks.
so who wants to marry me ill buy you a ring.
God dammit I looked
FU pokk I literally went 4months longest I've gone in 15 years without being told or losing the game.
@full forge banned
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Invite your friends!
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Taniks has no house, he kneels before no banner, owes allegiance to no Kell. He is a murderer, and very good at what he does.
well if I am better than him at what he does can i have that cloak back?
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TFW the code you pushed to production crashed the internet
https://blog.cloudflare.com/cloudflare-outage/
Starting at 1342 UTC today we experienced a global outage across our network that resulted in visitors to Cloudflare-proxied domains being shown 502 errors (“Bad Gateway”). The cause of this outage was deployment of a single misconfigured rule within the Cloudflare Web Ap...
Unfortunately, one of these rules contained a regular expression that caused CPU to spike to 100% on our machines worldwide. This 100% CPU spike caused the 502 errors that our customers saw. At its worst traffic dropped by 82%.
REG EX! 
Lmao

Amazing that they got hit by a regex bomb
It was literally the end of the internet. I was afraid it was going to last a long time
Don't they test it locally before publishing to their network servers?
Have to wait for the real post mortem to know for sure, but I remember the entire stack exchange network went down for like a half hour a few years ago for the same reason
Novel regex is hard to guard against
The SO one was essentially '\s+$'
Super trivial, any number of whitespaces at the end of the line
And it died on input of 20000 whitespace characters with a couple characters after them
Hmmmm
it ended up doing like 200 million comparisons, because regex is stupid and kept trying to backtrack
I'm surprised they installed a global kill command before hand, usually they have to learn the hard way with this sort of thing
I wonder how many people are looking to switch after this, not that it really matters because CloudFlare pretty much has a monopoly on that industry, unless a company feels like handing it themselves which would cost extreme amounts of money
Luckily cached sites were available through googles DNS while it was down so I was able to search some destiny stats earlier when I needed it lol
I couldn't imagine what a world would be like without the same access to the internet we have today would be
Yeah this time it was entirely their fault, at least the time it died last week was Verizon's fault, and/or the concept of BGPs fault
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Gonna swim home, this rain is nuts



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r/honkler got banned

@broken lion Opposite end 
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