#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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whats up with you looking at that on twitter.
👀
.gif "Ben Shapiro"
99% sure that's not a real tweet

ben's tweets sometimes get memed
Don't be a hoe
i mean the tweet is from dec 5th 2018
like the "okay, this is epic"

Congratulations on your new cat-girl! You have chosen a companion that will bring you years of joy, friendship and love. That said, there are a few things you will need to know about the proper care and maintenance of your new cat-girl. So, first off we’ll need to go over t...
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no u
7-ELEVEN begins Slurpee delivery...
I'll keep that one
i mean if starbucks doesnt do delivery im kinda confused how 7-eleven thinks they are gonna pull it off

There's a Venezuelan here working in a restaurant next to the store I'm doing
Damn she's fucking hkt
Hot

pics or gtfo
HEY I GO OUTSIDE ONCE EVERY WEEK
Who the Frick you take me for
record video

i just really want proof of these real life interactions
i can find plenty of thots on the interwebs
^
lul Belle Dellephine
Bella autismine
she made a pornhub account
as a troll
and put up 12 videos
which are all trolldes
hey the thumbnails are nice so
I'll take what I can get
I got a good laugh at it
didn't even know the story behind it
"laugh"
thats kinda insane
Dr Phil?
covfefe
shaking my head so hard right now
if i go outside rn I’m gonna get a century supply of vitamin d
Do it
47 c let’s get this bread

more like let's bake this bread amirite bois
guys because they're all I see these days 

barbosa We're going to increase your blood pressure until the weak spot in your aortic wall explodes. Hopefully we'll be able to fix it before you bleed to death. Any questions ?
I support this
bahaha

who the fk takes all the time writing these subs... I mean its not like you have to just write what they are saying but you also gotta timestamp it right
The girl I mentioned earlier?
ya
You think I have the patience to stick around that long with someone like that
full blown aids callin it now

oh
its just for life
im guessing you are more the jerk type then the nice guy type?
I'm the type of guy that is to someone who that person is to me
im just a guy
shapeshifter like me
So if you act up, you get shit, if you're nice you get a nice boi
being a dude
I don't think with my dick, that's the difference 
I don't feel the need to pretend to be a white knight, that more often cuckblocks you than anything else
i just choose to focus on my career and if i find someone worth a damn then woo if not who cares
I'm gonna treat a girl like a human being, not special because it's a g I r L
Wraizy smort
disregard females acquire currency
@mild crystal also that shapeshift thing sounds like furry to me but ok
life is short make it worth a damn for you first and then someone else after. take care of #1
hahaha
@paper sage 
My #1 was 5 years ago
I don't even know what happened to her, haven't heard a thing

Sounds like it 
furries 
personality shapeshifting is diff

It's almost 4 am and the only thing in my mind right now is booking tickets for a laser show

Laser shoe?
I'm gonna give you some spanks
What is this 80s?
Seattle laser dome
@mild crystal but what does it mean really I don't get it
its literally the best way to listen to music
You mean a rave party?
an imax movie theatre with 300,000 lasers
it's like drugs
All rights to dark sides music belongs to Pink Floyd.
.gif "drugs are bad"

yeah but this is good 
would recommend
more interesting than the space needle which is just a lame building
oh man the epic trails you'd see being on drugs while at that show
360 degrees of lasers
ya id take some shrooms thatd be epic
no need for shrooms
we went for our grad night party and it was 4am
basically the same experience

This reminds me of the story I was told by my friends, that one night when we went out with my boys, since one of them had a b-day dinner, I was so piss drunk, before the end of the dinner cause it was that kind of places drink wtvr you want
I ended the night making up with a girl that I fucking hate lmao
It was an interasting night nonetheless, still remember before leaving dinner, I pissed 6 times during that dinner

yea it took a lot of training but i no longer drunk dial girls
at least girls that i have a history with
How do you even manage to dial when drunk
Last time I did that was with my first gd
Gf
And?
i was always very careful about getting into fights
ie: they started it, with witnesses and never losing it.
all i read was you ended up fucking in a car.
Not my fault dude tried to trip me, I just grabbed his shirt and pulled him against the car front

sounds hot.
Lil Nas X

I don't pick fights because I'm a leader
i get underestimated 😃
There was this dude that literally wanted to 1v1 my homie so we respected it, but when my homie clearly showed he didn't want to fight and the other dude kept on hitting him, I just punched his face from the left and knocked him out
Good times

well I don't think I've ever referred to my friends as homies
naw, my bro is my best friend from another mother who I have history with that he is truly a brother.
I called my professor bro during a speech once 
i only have friends that i trust

I li e next to gipsies, violence is very common around me
everyone else is acquaintances
goodbte
naw person i refer to as my bro, is a brother from another mother
but we've known eachother for 16 years hangout regularly
are your bros the type that you can call in the middle of the night to help get rid of a body? lol
Also I still have screenshots of a conversation in the good book of a dude threatening me to bring his dudes to fuck me up, after I told him a time and place and I'd bring mine I got blocked
Dude
I got called once at 2am,in my vacations, I was In the south, a dude called me to help him, he was in our city, so I told him, it's 2 am, fuck off
And turned off
Still today I remind him of that, and make him pay us a coffee :3
Tell me I'm not the best frand
you're not the best frand

Timmeth 
@cyan junco dudeee hes a tough guy
he asked D:
why is tim such a awsome name
naw it reminds me of my father and my middle name
reminds me of my own name 
hi timothy
@latent matrix Mr. HowToWow Guy 
Woo or wow
both
(:


@latent matrix How are ya?
Anything new on the market in area Tech for PC?
Reason: Posted a link

oh ya this is gonna end well
I see US and No War
uhmm
bitcoin has reached 11.5k
a new supercar has been released reported to reach over 730km
and im almost done with my certifications
(:
what certs you going for
Ayy that's amazing Tim.
Glad to hear.
And 730 km/h? Wowie.
You sure got somewhere, buddy 
Timmeth is almost a big boy now
I think he means 730 Horsepower
oh nice
and im getting my CCNP
And low voltage certification, certification for knowing employee laws and signs and shit.
And a few more coming up
An aboslute fuck ton
Cisco certificates, for networking
How long will it take ya?
Hmm
Happy 10th Anniversary #perfectlycutscreams #perfectlycutscream #meme Credits: https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycut... https://twitter.com/AAAAAGGHHHH https...
Enjoy
Do or do not. There is no try.

@marble fern

A 002 emote I don't have? :o time to change that.
Sorry I'll change my color real quick.
are white holes real
Whites aren't real
@opaque grail now that you are a mod does it mean I have to stop sending you questionable things
Nah you can keep sending those.
hai eva
A mod that still is a pepega is my kind of mod

Hi cat 
Cat hat
HI eva 

Ignored
Lmao
Hello 

Eva respond to my DMs pls.
I'd say fastest demote in history but then there was Crispy
1 minute 37 seconds
Why is bee dming birb, what kind of relationship is that
@wicked topaz no. There, I responded

take that for a speedrun

eva is a working girl 7-4!
I need to settle some stuff with birb 
Me and Eva in a nutshell
I am also at work 
@wicked topaz please respond to my dms
I gotta go into the office in 3-4 hours
@tame sapphire Responded!

Bee respond to my dms

@somber anvil pls respond to DMS. It's very important
Involves bullying

"cocks meatball"

@mild crystal
@latent matrix Pls respond to my DMs!
Hiiiiiiiii
@somber anvil 
😃
@broken lion
I'm gonna make some for dinner I think
Imma be honest I never gave it a chance before but Guava juice is delicious
What will you make?
clown pepe is a weird meme tbh

But do you make your own tomato sauce? @mild crystal
like it's become the weirdest sort of bait i've ever seen
yes

if I'm going all out and not being lazy
Nice
@rustic knot 
im gonna go commit etika
some people were using honk honk as a stand-in for heil hitler or something? idk
GL trying commit me
@marble fern 
why can't we go back to the days when frog memes were just frog memes rather than weird dogwhistles
commit you? oh my >//<

honk
did you know that people that are committed to the state at least in MN can commit anything below a felony and not get in any real legal problems
you hear about that frenworld nonsense?
@mild crystal steals the starburst from the gas station
not worth the lack of freedom but yea.
plus then the state would smack you if you did get caught
who tf gets caught robbing a gas station
its not hard
who does that tbh.
poor people?
lmao
Desperate people?
If I was ever to get in legal issues it would've been like 5-7 years ago when I was making coupons
at the gas station
@quick fulcrum


🤔
@wicked topaz 




oh crap wwhat cn i buy with 5 bucks
Steam summer sale 
@wicked topaz found your newest Grid song
https://open.spotify.com/track/2Df61BjmVED2HuawliQ1Ta?si=7mVkqkC6QKq_eTPesLY6og

Lab 
Good sleep?
I'm okai, heat is not hitting as hard as before rn so I'm good :D


i bet i can make 70-200$ from my dota skins hmm
probably shouldve sold em well before steam summer sale tho
Order My new EP at http://www.SophieGuitar.com/shop Signed physical copies, downloads and backing tracks available Also available on Spotify, iTunes and Appl...
she can play
and write.
Why do I think that's not the reason you like her?

that's pretty impressive 

Hi friends 
I play guitar 
i bet you're decent and godlike for hearing thing

better drummer than guitarist
that makes sense
I lived next to a drummer once
10/10 would not recommend
if they were good maybe
i hate it when i leave my phone on vibrate and place it somewhere stupid
cross fingers hope its not buried under a bunch of clothes to muffle the vibrations
lol then email myself
📧
hmm
well for verizon
either I'm really good at racing
most providers do that tho
you gotta get a peddle and a wheel
makes racing games awesome
idk
Never tried a pedal
Why race in gaming when you can do it irl
i use to wreck kids in battlefield 2 with a joystick flying
wear and tear
wait what is the right ware
maybe
Wear
i was right
sleep deprivation really messed with my grammar
I lost all taste for road rage the first time i was a part of it
what happened
Some trucker tried to ram me into a corner for honking and trying to pass him
like trucker or a normal truck
because if he was carrying a load thats insane
i mean regardless its insane but it really is...


Twas a truck


Good enough for me
see i'd pull out my shotgun
wouldn't end well
so I try my best to avoid those situations
I dont drive out of City now
Would rather fly
put some thermite on his engine block after doing a license check to see where he lives
Are you actually a psyco or pretend to be one
was joking, although I am vindictive
he did try to kill you in theory
destroying his vehicle hardly seems psycho
kick his dog
no fuck you
kick his child?
oh oh
stop it
harming animals and children is disturbingly fucked up.
modify your boots with spikes

i can feel the purge coming

insert purge sound

oof
lol whats the difference between a bmw and porcupine?
with a bmw the prick is on the inside
but idk depends on the model
god... so slow...
oh you mean in the game?
laukell records her video of him racing and slows down finds some sexy anime guys to clip in and her lowering down the window


@somber anvil 
obviously not when i was here
@quick fulcrum @mild crystal 

I had a funny story at the gym i joined recently
real ginger or no?
we both are!
Red hair occurs naturally in one to two percent of the human population
superior.

overlooking my stream playlist, I found a really annoying song in it
OMG YES
all it says is blackandblackandblackandblackandblack and gold 
ew
i thought i graduated from this disgusting color
or even #540633930802659348
i've thought about it b/c this server kinda deserves a donation imo
that and its 5$
for the amount i've used it $5 seems fair
its nota subscription so meh
because I don't play on Blizz anymore
you can play D on steam or your done with D
NICE!
it's so beautiful ❤
i haven't gotten one yet tbh
i always wondered if it would glitch out tabbing in and out with multiple monitors
ie: if my other monitor is 50 and my main screen is at 60 its not smooth tabbing in and out 2-3seconds of black
Feelsbad my good monitor got scratched in transit
Using a 900p one now

all my buddies have spare 20"+ monitors for lans mintie 😦


20?
Im pretty sure the delivery dudes just toss and throw all the packages
T2s are my style I think.
oh that kind of transit
But I must say the mclaren from t4 is dope
what game is that
Grid 2
pvp or pve
grid 2 more like i beat the campaign and the drift car physics suck
Campaign? 
idk im just trying to figure out if i want to buy it or download it for pve
German engineering: flawless
Subaru engineering: needs work
lost my car in the last corner 

I mean Grid 2 is really nice.
If you play with friends
it can be a lot of fun.
Right, lau?
Yeah, or private
although beating Padi in races is fun 
lul
oh you sure you will have a lot of fun then? 
Let's put it to a test then shall we?
fast and furious destiny lfg style

1v1 Rust no sleight of hand

ill be the cute girl waving a flag?
Are you a cute girl?
no

good news
I can make your dreams come true
also Padi
I fixed my dlc problem I think
i honestly dont know how to respond to that
that is intense

@quick fulcrum oo is that grid 2👀

destiny 4 confirmed
I'm sorry
Sp>mp
master chief in destiny 3 confirmed holy fuck holy shit
did you just say
oh snap what a technicality in chat
About that
some
it says nothing about d3 or d4

that was why I stopped
Meh

Lau is always right.
by how much?

now I gotta work my way back to my old 45m timestamp
was almost at an hour timestamp
🙀
or just go dominate in League with Xayah 
Padi is slow anyway 😤😤
i wonder when i made my league account.
Is @cyan junco banned yet 
Welp I guess I have to wait a little longer
wtf when did i register this account
Which one?
league
padi, which DJ skin am I taking into battle
i have no idea what my username pass is and both my main emails are getting a response to the request lol
Purple!
?
Did youall play tft
the only sona skin
idk itd be kinda nice if they were like hey this email isnt registered
XX sent you a free League of Legends invite!
Riot Games riotgames@email.leagueoflegends.com
Sun, Nov 27, 2011, 5:30 AM
lol wow
did they purge old accounts i think so
@wicked topaz

Reason: Posted a link
Warned again 
The bot will let him post a link sooner or later

hmm i have no idea how to get my old account or i did figure it out and everything got wiped
link
Reason: Posted a link
@broken lion stop summoning me
dang so my friend invite that i sent to myself to make a euro account apparently that account is being played lol
Reason: Duplicated text
bahh
Gj man
summoner account name decay

Anyone else think bungie went downhill after losing halo
anyway screw it i have no idea i spent so much time trying to figure this out nearly a entire house episode
well ya, i just dont get how my unlocks and account level disapeared.
Sometimes you win some, you lose some

hey person
hello person
hi Barbosa
Hows it goin
@mild crystal That's how it's suppose to work.
just got home so gud
oh that seems weird people saying that command in general getting responded answer in ghost
AMPHETAMINE SALTS 20 MG TABLET STATUS ESTIMATED COST $0.00 In Process
maybe it means you need to git gud
great success
@harsh quartz 
naw my adderal refill is being processed
how is our favourite bot handler 
not really
barbosa is just a angry soul
dislike is the most appropriate word and just a few of you
i don't see anyone worth me going as far as hating

oh i know i was teasin
no but i saw like 5 head mods and a billion regular mods just for a sec
too many heads
and birb!


man i really dont understand this house loses it over cuddy while being married to a that mail order bride who actually wanted him

she seemed like a keeper plus cuddy didnt want him and stuff

idk once they started getting away from the medicine it was all down hill
yeah house is kinda of a 
Of course cuddy wanted him at that time
when he drove his car into the house naw
After that no 
she wanted a fictitious version of him that wasnt the real him
Never liked their relationship anyways

Just keep him a genius vicodine addict 
vicodin is like ibuprofin for me 0 mood alter
Promoting drug use for children 
I plead the fifth... " " birb
HOECAT he called you a kid btw
hmmm
also vicodin is a medicine not drugs
time to sign my petition as nitro provider

The one to have Danny Devito play Wolverine? 
Nitroglycerin?
that's explosive
60 Boost pog
vroom vroom?
Should get to 100 and make Discord give us even more perks.
i wonder what welf is
Founder.
Daddy.
it doesn't give anything more after 50
it's kinda pointless
lets talk about bean burritos
🅱ean
beans rice cheese tomatos and guac
sounds gud
guac is a healthy fatty food
I know that's why I said we get to 100 and then break down Discord's door and demand we get a tier 4 boost added.
there are 2 kinds of people
well not really
furries rise UP
🔫
uh oh
yes rise up

rarted
that is a big kitty yawn
@native lake
imma about to commit etika
me and the bois jumping off brooklyn bridge
ok
@wheat wave
@mild crystal https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org
@native lake 
bird new mod 👀
I have a lot of liquor in my house, holy buckets
@somber anvil

@wheat wave
I can help you with that
good thing my house has a bar in it
Wait what
A new chat mod? 
that you use with friends yes lau?
good
lau we need information!


is it a real bar or do you have a drinking problem
it is still unfinished
or is it just your house and made a bar
nice
thanks
That sounds like a drinking problem to me
kewl 
I'm not sure how much booze you have but I can fix that
New chat mod where 
stop flexing birb
Above me
hoecat?
@cyan junco 
I'm not mod material
I'm not mod material either
what are you material
I'm not available on weekends or I could be a mod
wew
to busy throwing parties at her house

Being a mod here actually sounds terrible
no
working*
Do mods get paid?

she only works at weekends
Being a mod here sounds like fun






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