#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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MatPat is no longer big brain
Instead he is like a vex mind, connected to the mainframe itself
In lame man's terms, he is the big brain
he has child now
to pass on his knowledge
that shoddycast guy can impart his knowledge too
Austin
More interns showed up today 
saw that on reddit
Be nice to interns m8
Cause one day they may have 2x better numbers than u, getting them promoted faster than u and they'll end up your boss
XD

bruh moment

Or you can treat them like sub human degenerates and feel better about yourself
Either works tbh
Nah
I'd be nice to them unless they're douchebags
If they treat me nice I'll treat them nice etc, but if they treat me nice but talk shit behind my back I'll eradicate their existence

@maiden linden no?
I got the horses in the back
stop
@marble fern I'm engaged



f

Hiya
why?
Yes
why? 
Cuz im kawaii :3
you went full weeb?
OwO
I write fanfics about certain pvp chars from a certain game
Hes so precious
When he smiles
@bronze plume
@bronze plume
Too slow Caboosted
Sad UwU

And also only friends really refer to me as caboosted
And even then i dont like it too much
Sorry suck with this app
I've never seen someone call you Caboosted but it won't happen again 
I find it funny that they’re is a server to swear in
But the game the server is for is rated T
owo
@opaque grail thanks <3

Arent bee's going extinct? 😦
@covert jungle


But arent they?
we need to show all bee's love so they dont go extinct 
Wook 
Thats the same person
Wook i have Lumpia for you
bee
most pollinating is done by the winds not bees 

@upbeat river 
My Lumpia will defend you from bee, Wook 
🍯
@carmine glacier 

Hi Polite
Woa fatshaming wtf
Sup elusive
Wanna get married?

You able to support me so I can game full time?
Hell no i can barely support myself but we will be fine
Ayy
The ones with loads of money go for the pretty ones anyways xd /s
Caboose i got loads of mess instead of money ❤

I wont boo
Wook 

Caboose is being positive 
#letmods have nicknames too

Ill start the gofundme

Yes.

Bruh who cares about mods, let me have a nickname

villager back air

Wook 
maybe im biased because i love ska music but this shit bangs actually
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@glossy vault 
Instrumental is kinda boring..
they arent a vocal group, they started out as a ny subway band lol
i think they sound a lot like streetlight manifesto without vocals
Noise 
recommend a sleek gaming laptop bois
the macbook
gaming laptops are scams
they run like shit when plugged off
and have short battery lifes
dank
hemo you do know you dont always need to have the dedicated gpu on with a gaming laptop right?
@shadow river whats your budget?
lets just say sleek and not the most terrible of battery life so i can be productive and shiz
that doesnt answer my question
Anybody know any good music?
minecraft theme
so around 2000 would be a good area to look
Other then meme music
ye
what games you gonna be running?
@arctic hound genre?
minecraft theme aint a meme pepega
hmmm
then some lower tier ones in terms of power but thas not important
cuz d2 and r6 are imp

@shadow river any size preference?
like 15/17 in?
15 inch yeah
That's what she said
@arctic hound uhhh fuck i havent listened to music in a while
Lmao
Music 
Do u not like music? @quick fulcrum
@arctic hound 
Lau is the cutest, and loveliest person ever 
ipaaaaaad 
no you Padi 



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I got veeeeeeins
they carry blood all over my bodddy

my veins carry pepsi
wook please
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wook no
Lmao finally opens the chat for first time to that

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LOL na


idk how this got removed but i re added it
@wise jacinth 
@marble fern 


Someone get bee
i lowkey wanna turn a truck bed into an actual bed
i'd want a datsun bed tho...wouldnt be bigger than a double tho 

a c10 could do a queen... 
Is that a fuck truck?
and a nice patina on it would match my denim comforters
in fact just like this
FUCK OFF GOOEY

its a denim blanket
That a denim bedsheets?
Don't think I've seen that before

what if i told you. that isnt of concern to me 
I'd say you need better sex in your life


I can't imagine how uncomfortable a steel truck bed as a bedframe would be
in my experience, every relationship ive had that had a sexual factor to it ended in horrific ways. lol ill manage thanks
Wym?
knock your knee on the edge
Just put a box spring under it boom comfy
not really waht I meant but yea
Put those pool noodles on the side
Yeah those frames make it pretty hard to sit on the edge
i dont do one night stands thanks. lol
now this screams 'no sex life' lmao
lmfao!
WHO TF BUILDS THESE
truck guys
If the truck beds a rockin
What if it starts to tip
Also might be a bit of axle fluid under it
i never had a car bed when i was a kid 
me neither
we had bunk beds tho when me and my sister shared a room
i fucking hated the top bunk
spiders on the ceiling and shit
i cant remember if ours had the walls on the top bunk or not
it was a big wooden frame so i am pretty sure it did
like i said i did one night on top bunk and said fuck that
I'm sick and now there's a buzz in my ears anytime I hear loud sounds 😂
speaking of i am getting my ears cleaned out this week 
30 years of buildup bout to have super human hearing!
ill get pics
and you will all wanna go get your ears cleaned out..i already know its gunna be bad cuz my dad worked as a radio dj for many years and he had to wear a headset and now he gets giant wax plugs in his ears...if you wear a headset more than 2 hours a day then you should probably get your cleaned
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You guys paying xqc?
my laughter is adorable
I don't doubt it
Yes, it really is.
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42 C's and its night time 
Fuck
Eva 
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@quick fulcrum 




Can we all just quickly agree that Padi has the best emotes

Worst
Like at least 7th
I actually have the best party just isn't in my discords 😃

Not saying whether it's 7th best, 7th worst, or 7th on another scale
flaming hot cheetos + lemon juice and hot sauce = 
so dank

when i lived in cali the ice cream guy would sell this and it was so good
black mirror moment
I sneezed and my computer suggested me a virus and threat update

Lau is the best, just want to point that out.
@golden frost
hmmm, i'll accept that statement
im more of a "for the people" emote monger
I should get my nitro back tbh
that too
i just saw a random video of a guy at a concert saying "i did nothing" seconds before the stage blows up

it's very cut off
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opened up it does look a bit better
I was thinking maybe get 2-5 smaller crystals, but emote res is too small to make that proper
i kinda wanna buy one of those drawing tablets. i feel like i could improve a lot on my drawing if i had one.
I heard they're good stuff, a couple mates of mine have them
Let me fetch an example of their arts
i hear even ipads are good for that
@flat talon show us some of your drawings bro
i dont have a lot. they are mostly bs. i have a few from recent when i was playing around with water color
lemme find it
little different than emote drawings, but should be a fine example
wait what
dont ask...i draw weird things when bored
Self portraits

@flat talon ❤

seems to be a reocurring character in wooks mind
he is a character manifestation of my depression
ooh you're pretty good wook
oh jeez its the claptrap stash moderator
@tame sapphire Robbie ban when

now youre done
Gooey ban when?

we get it, youre better than us
oh ok

Wut
imagine getting ego'd by the bot
Everyone ban when?
ask eva willy
Wook ban when?
eva wants to ban EVERYONE
Eva wants to ban everyone
welfare ban when
rated
for @ everyone
why did my reaction for away
that wouldve been really funny if you accidentally @everyone'd wook
it would have warned me lmao
just uhh do it
true

yea no
will work out trust me
forgot it warns in big servers
sorry wook there is an error

if i @ everyone it will crash the server like usual


it wa lau
@everyone
lau has probably supplied almost a years worth of nitro to people in this server
Lauuuuuu
Padi

weren't you going to bed
it's real Neptunia hours
Reason: Posted a link
my friends kept me up.
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more in your face that way
bruh moment
Hmm
Yee
or is it
It is
that spice and wolf character
@gritty rose thanks bro
Raphtalia doesn't have a long tail
WTF
Wait
HOW COULD YOU THINK THATS RAPHTALIA
She has a decently long tail.
THEY LOOK NOTHING ALIKE
hey man your pfp is too small to see
red hair vague bushy tails same kinda hair style
I can't tell the difference from here
as I said, can't tell cause it's too small of a pic lol
Their face looks similar, especially on phone
and completely different tail
theyre both red heads never paid attention to eye color i cant tell what your pfp's face looks like
raphtalia is better tho
The tail yes
Holo is best girl
meh
im not a big fan of either
anyone with a master chief pfp is 9/10 a boomer

Whos that?
My profile picture is not Master Chief... That's me.
darn
did you say
?

are we good guys
or bad guys
I mean... we're robbing 💰 the rich 
There's some dude looking for modern warfare 1v1s lmao
in every LFG chat
some guy named dahzi rip


1v1 rust
wait so calling @glossy vault the best founder is not allowed as per #server-rules 

minecraft hentai
how about no
bruh
idk but shes about to get ganked
@vestal bloom are you memeing or are you legit not getting it
am I too innocent for this? Is that it?
you smell that fresh fish
I don't get it honestly
It’s an obscure reference to a porn vid. One small white girl and 5 black dudes. Or 6. Idk
lol what
I think you're digging into it too much
if it had a black couch then sure, it could be a reference
I think you are too
but you're just jumping to wild conclusions Mills
srs bsns is going on here
can i get a different color for nitro boosting
Do yourself a heckin refresh son
oxygen carrying blood cell is here

@civic fiber use it in #destiny-stats

nice
If there is one thing you folks need to know, its that Bee's here and he's a good guy.
Also hi Unp' long time no see
@mild crystal darn
yup
Reason: Posted a link
Oofer where can I post a link
in a non pay to win server my dude

.

me watching naughty videos. 
me and the boys not talking about destiny
I've had Diarrhea all day. Is it normal to not pee through the pp at all?
Yeah dude perfectly normal my man
Thanks for taking your sincere questions to us.
yeah
thanks for being polite. @carmine glacier
feelsweirdman
my sausage feels useless. lol
Not again pepehands
when has EU not been fucked. thats been the status quo for them for like the last two decades
why cant i post a picture reee
p2w get rekt scrub
Yeah server should be demonetized yesterday
@carmine glacier I'm banning u
@glossy vault when are you removing that inappropriate word from server rules 
Dang he ghosted you
^
i wanna be a ghost
I know ways. But i'am not sure i should share. 
Dang Tim
you've finally shortened that goddamn nickname
That's what i call "innovation"

what did it used to be


gotta use all the emotes
Gud.
before they're gone
I love this gif, you can litterally feel deep in your bones, just how much fun this kid is having.
What did I just walk back into


begone thot


Remember me of that one annoying gal in my raid group
Damn
Well, redo: Group lead shouted "begooned thhhooot"
Then proceeded to kick her
Me and the boys
Nah
We got plenty of cool girls wink wink, jokes apart she was really god damn annoying
God damn it i need to find this clip back
Audio log of one raid on the division
we were waiting for her, and you can clearly hear just how much we're pissed after 30 minutes of doing nothing
"I'am back in 5 mins yada yada"
Then she comes back 45 mins later, so we ask her about that and she's just like
and please behold
"I was doing my makeup"
i cried


i was testing an emote

Good choice then
If there was a r/BegoneThot i'ld probably flood the shit out of it with stories about her. In 2 months with us she established herself as a living stereotype for ever.
.gif "tyler joseph"
what the hell
is this guy having a seizure or smthg ?


its !register

k
You bois watch anime
tsync of shaft but not of john wick 3 wtf
@mild crystal 
@mild crystal
i though they were both dudes
shhh


@somber anvil 
aight bee congrats i guess you dont got your dick no more

@rustic knot :peepobless:

@mild crystal


if only that emote was higher rez
Wook 
You need to have a bee dancing emote
nah

20k franks bee for a date night of gaming?
needs to be animated
tf is a frank
Ok
we are fully boosted on still emotes 
Swiss currency
oh
i got the idea from the bond movie im watching
man its really not the same without sean connery
oh wow swiss francs and usd are 1 for 1
bee is a pretty girl
pierce brosnan was my generations bond
same for me
not bad...not the best but def not the worst
but it seemed like every few months was bond week on tv lol
Daniel craig 🦀
we got john cleese during those times..which was pretty
if i say so
sean connery> everyone
shaken not stirred
I watched the first movie a few months ago
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lol what
toeing the line man
you guys are breathtaking
apparently you guys need to live where i do i see that walking around all the time
Haiii

Wook smoking his own stock again 
Okay.
ew



Anyway, it feels weird to know some random dude on the internet got his life back on tracks, finally ask the girl out and his finally driving on the highway of life at godspeed thanks to some lonely retard's advices.


Closest thing I do to smoking is breath hot air outside when it's really cold and make steam
Better that than smoke tbh
willy thats kinda hot whose hot breath
Not old enough to so

I feel like Wook likes pepe
@wraith glade 
Same
That's some elaborated shitpost right there wook
We @ing willy?
















God f-ing damn it
i left my freakin food in the oven
i don't even feel like moving my ass
it's probably burnt at this point
Willehhh
Burnt is the best so
Gets you cancer apparently
if it didnt start on fire your not doing it right
Cancer is just a scam doctors tell you to extort your money
Beeeh?
arranged marriage willy for 4 cows 1 chicken'
Deal
We're not on a third-world discord server here, you can't just exchange willy's marriage for some chicks/ cows
I can
lolol
You would ?
Guess you'ld have a pretty sold way to obtain milk with those cows tho

walk into the bar start offering girls chickens and cows for hand in marriage
he says yes
lol
Remind me why I'm awake again?
moderate my postings
Watch me.
LFG mod chat now


I wanted to see what would happen if I spliced Pee Wee into Jurassic Park. I think it works pretty well! I replaced almost 100% of the audio. I'll never roto...
why does youtube recommend me gold at these hours
Forbidden hours
Youtube knows what's gud wook
Get this moutain of salt out of here asap plz

I'am currently writing an assay about "suicide rates in korea"
Well, those poor fucks are really overworked and even then, it is still an understatement
Gosh, looking at the data itself is depressing
No wonder why they all get addicted to gaming
north or south?
and don't they internet but websites are limited to what the government chooses
since when do we have any kind of study that actually is from something other than the N korean regime when it comes to their citizens
boi most of north korea is starving and u think they have access to the interwebs
I don't know much
considering you can't really enter the country and leave as you please
and talking about it endangers your life
@tiny plank South
Education is also difficult in South Korea
Idk why, but the perspective of studying in north-korea didn't reach me lmao
@exotic moth look into that aswell
Yep
why would education be bad
i already have 20 tabs or so opened about that and quotes from koreans in my Uni
@tiny plank basically a shitload of stress
education isnt bad its just how they go about it that is
Like, those guys leave h24 7/7d with a navy-seals surrounded by ennemies level of stress
we should all just copy scandanavia
but thats pretty par for the course when it comes to s koreans and the japanese
Asian countries take education seriously, that is all 
@paper sage wrong, at least for IT, education is hella fucking shit
Who the fuck learns how to code without pratice
i'll never get that
thats seriously a thing over there?
yep
tf
huh
i hadnt heard that part before
we got 4 projects in entire year and those were over in a week each, all the rest were written finals about knowledge
Lol, even i did all of those projects in like a few hours
and then boom, all week's free
college degree doesn't mean shit in the IT field
^
it'll get u past HR filters but all they care is experience
Well, it is true for general schools
99% of the time they'll pick a dude w no degree but 4 yrs of exp vs no exp w bachelors
Well, for instance, when i go get a part-time or shit like this i basically tell them the name of my school and it's always the same thing "hooo i know those guys, they're usually pretty good, we always try to get them instead of [insert generic teaching with paper exam and like 10% pratice]"
what employer wants to spend $ on training a new grad w a peice of paper when u can hire a dude that already knows what to do
And i get the job, do it, they're happy, and i'am just here like "why the fuck won't the system evolve"
Why do i have to get a special school to be able to learn my job properly
dafuck
The general school guys will always be behind guys who came out of my school in my country, i can tell you that much
yeah the link between schools and jobs is pretty sketchy
the hardest part about IT is getting your foot in the door
once u land your first idk help desk job you're goooood
In in the same boat I just finished college with worthless A levels and now need go figure out what to do next 😂
if you're willing to learn and actually do your job you'll gain knowledge to advance w no probs
internship
^
ask around
I'm probably gonna have to get an apprenticeship of some kind
the more and more this kinda mindset becomes mainstream i feel the more and more things like tradeschools are going to thrive tbh
Or I was gonna have a look at HGV driving but going through an agency will give me 4 years of hell
i need this
I'm considering an orthodontist internship but people don't know how to brush their teeth
I NEED THIS TOILET
In my shcool we basically get 1 year of part-time (not mandatory) and 1 year of Internship (mandatory) so having XP is usually not a pb when we get out, i'am in my last year, but i heard from guys above me who already got a job that they had no problem at all. They just came in with the name of the school + basically 2y worth of exp on their CVs and woosh
Yeah when your areas primary tooth colour is green you dont wanna get that
trade schools are already thriving but ppl are too scared because we've been brainwashed w the idea that we won't achieve anything without a piece of paper that states that u managed to sit on your ass and read and write for 120+hrs
^
Probs
good thing I can repeat information without actually understanding it
mustnt be the same way in texas as it is elsewhere. there are companies constantly recruiting from tradeschools around here. by time you finish your 16th month you already have a 80 grand/year job laid out for you
the trade school near me pays like $25/hr for the first year if u decide to learn how to be an electrician/plumber/welder/mechanic
and it goes up by 4 or $5 every year
AAAAND u they find u a job at the end of it
I would do electrician work if I was brainy enough
all about mentality
i intend on going to one for electrician/industrial maintenance eventually
I was smart in high school but college makes u dumb as fuck
if you have a mind block that you aren't smart then rip you
4 year +colleges are a waste of time
i wanted to be an electrician but my clumsy ass would forget to turn off one knob/switch on the circuit breaker and fry myself
unless its for like a stem career
and I was thinking of 8-10 year med school LUL
Anyway, when it comes to IT, i can assure you general education won't give you nearly enough tools to get a decent job after your 3/4y at school, when a private one like the one i'am in will let you land a good job right after you get out. And i believe this is fucking sad because the main reason gen won't help is just because of the way they still teach that stuff. Give. Them. Projects. Let them pratice holy fucking hell. You don't learn how to make bread for 4y without actually making bread and expect to be called a baker
yeah the system is shit
English school system at least is a waste
unless you go to some high end private school it doesn't matter what college u get your degree from tbh
^
High school and even A level work is just memory games lol. Like I did history and its just GCSE with more stuff to remember
if u REALLY want that degree be smart about it and save yourself some money aka get AA/AS at a community college and transfer your creds to a 4year
That's stuff i don't understand lmao, i'am from europe
people who go straight to uni make me laugh because they just gather more debt and then bitch about it
In any case TL;DR system is old and rusty
be glad you're not in NA. EU colleges aren't overpriced as shit and u actually learn stuff
when i moved here i was baffled at the level of education in NA
NA HS = 6th grade material in EU
is scholarships not an option?
well yeah if u have scholarships then go right ahead
i'm talking about ppl who don't have any
and go to uni
scholarships are pretty iffy. If I take one they pay my entire education but I'm legally require to return and work in a public place of my field for 5-10 years or something
i know so many ppl who just graduated and are paying off their loans barely getting by
That's shit
and i'm over here chillin w 0 debt cause i only went to uni for 2 yrs xd
got my AS for the price of 1 semester at a uni xd
But hey guess that's worth
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