💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[boreal ferry]

thats a normal response to that eva

[mild crystal]

♥ well yea

im no longer allowed to say much more to her, she gets really upset with me

[carmine glacier]

Oh darn

[boreal ferry]

this looks like it shoulde be a "Wut" emote

[boreal ferry]

how tf do you resist petting that

[mild crystal]

this is why i cant go on safari id be like they want to play bam im dead

[boreal ferry]

like id be so scared to stick my hand out there but so tempted to pet it

[mild crystal]

that one licked hits face like im unsure if i want to play or eat these people

[rough prism]

i'm sure the idea you could lose your hand is enough to help you resist

[boreal ferry]

idk man

[mild crystal]

be one hell of a way to die

[boreal ferry]

i guess dying while cuddling with a big cat doesnt sound too bad

[mild crystal]

IM SO JEALOUS

[boreal ferry]

of the cat or the lady

im jealous of the lady

[mild crystal]

i want to hold the cat

girls are a dime a dozen

[boreal ferry]

lmao

[mild crystal]

[boreal ferry]

OOF poor kitty

[tame sapphire]

Morning Cat!

I made a mistake yesterday 😭

[mild crystal]

Did you promise someone else that youd pick out baby names with them?

[tame sapphire]

That seems like a good time

[mild crystal]

im still waiting but you got upset with me because i started talking about you being my waifu

[tame sapphire]

No, I fell asleep at around nine pm yesterday while sitting in my reading chair

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-dance-cat-cat-dancing-friday-gif-9016231

hows that a mistake

[tame sapphire]

It's five am now I don't remember coming back to my bed and my neck and back hurts cause I was in a weird position

[mild crystal]

i sleep 50/50 in my reclining couch, i have a kingsize bed that gets neglected so often

skate its a cat patio

[tame sapphire]

That's... Kinda awesome

[mild crystal]

just napping after playing with the box

[bitter plover]

@flat talon

[tame sapphire]

Although I can see being a pain trying to get the kitty out if they want to hide there

[mild crystal]

lol use a hose perhaps

[tame sapphire]

I love my life so no thanks

[bitter plover]

hose worth a dime a dozen

[mild crystal]

some of these are redic

i like cats but at the point of becoming a cat lady idk.

prepare to get ganked

[round nova]

damn going a weekend without being able to talk to my girl is harder than I thought

how do long distance people do that shit

[mild crystal]

i dont do long distance ]

[round nova]

thats what im saying that shit would not work out

[mild crystal]

90% of my relationships over a week they end of living at my place 80% of the time

[round nova]

I wouldnt even mind that

I would enjoy that actually

[mild crystal]

its great

[round nova]

as long as they pull their own weight

see thing is im not even 18 yet

[mild crystal]

oh

[round nova]

so I dont exactly have my own place

[mild crystal]

i had the entire basement area that exited into the garage when i was that age so it worked

[round nova]

its bad enough only being able to see her whenever we can make plans Its no wonder long distance shit never works for people

and that sounds nice

I live in an apartment with cameras watching every angle of the living room

[mild crystal]

only 1 time did my mom interupt stuff after that she always knocked lol

[round nova]

lmao we always do shit at her house cuz of the cameras in mine

if her parents walked in on that id probably get exiled or some shit

thats why you just find a time you know they wont be home

even if the risk adds to it

[mild crystal]

its kinda weird how girls parents flip out way more then guys

[round nova]

my friend explained why the other day

she explained how when it comes to girls, the guys parents always see her as a saint or there for more than just fucking

[mild crystal]

yep

[round nova]

but with girls parents they expect the dude to be using her or to be an asshole

[mild crystal]

well that and pregnancy fear

for a guy its a problem but for a women its way more of a big deal

[round nova]

I mean yeah but the good news is shes getting on birth control soon

we call the holy trinity condom, pulling out, and birth control

[mild crystal]

HAHAHA pulling out is a joke

[round nova]

I was gonna say something but it aint server friendly

[mild crystal]

not worth the risk

but yes birth control is amazing

[round nova]

99% success rate

[mild crystal]

when used right

[round nova]

that plus a condom is virtually a guaranteed safety

[mild crystal]

morning after pill has saved me multiple times

[round nova]

ew what the fuck

cool ranch doritos taste like shit when youre not high

[tame sapphire]

There's this little magic thing called DMS that you guys should use if you want to keep this uh... Not weird at all talk

[mild crystal]

only reason you like doritos is because of the MSG

[round nova]

the what

[mild crystal]

Eva is saying that we are starting to cross a line and perhaps we should private chat

[round nova]

nah im off that topic

[mild crystal]

but im not committed to talking about that anymore either lol

[round nova]

whats MSG

[mild crystal]

monosodium glutatmate

its a additive that makes what your eating addictive

[round nova]

no thats the thing

these taste like shit I dont like them

they were fucking smacking last night though

[mild crystal]

Doritos nachos preparados?

[shadow river]

is enter the gungeon any fun

[round nova]

how can I replicate the effect of munchies

[shadow river]

who be talkig about msg

[round nova]

I want everything to taste godly again

[shadow river]

put msg in edibles

[shadow river]

its a meerkat

[round nova]

meercat

[shadow river]

heh

i was gonna

but then iwasnt

[round nova]

anybody else here smoked

[round nova]

I wanna hear about other peoples first experiences

[mild crystal]

idk about that

but me and buddy were high as fk, watching fear and loathing(we live in MN) so we decided to go to vegas, we get halfway there before crashing get a motel, next morning we start to leave, cop felony stopped us, his dad reported the car stolen, then instructed that we were allowed to use to vehicle as long as we headed back home as we get maybe 2miles away from his house rear differential locks up on the suburban. his dad says to us you know you have to be 21 to gamble in vegas ( we were 19)

luckily they didnt search the vehicle

but that kinda paid off cuz he paid for plane tickets for us when we were 21

[round nova]

for some reason I couldnt actually remember anything at all

like I could remember all of the important shit in my life obviously but I would have a whole ass convo with someone and read my last message and have no fucking clue what led up to me saying that

and like what we were even talking about

[mild crystal]

best part of smoking/drinking was getting together the next day with buddies at perkins(breakfest place) and combining are storires of what happened

[round nova]

havent smoked with friends yet but were doing a mystery room soon and were gonna do it high off our asses

[mild crystal]

after a few times of getting way to high that got old, rather be functionally high

[round nova]

yeah my high lasted like 4 hours or so

[mild crystal]

@tame sapphire you just gotta be a cat

[round nova]

they said take two hits and no more but after like 10 min it wasnt kicking in yet

so I took two more good ones

then went home

and the moment I stepped into my room it hit me like a fucking bus

[mild crystal]

pro tip whenever you take drugs, taking more because your not feeling it 90% of the time is a bad idea

usually going into it you take enough

just hasnt hit you

[round nova]

in the end it was alright but now I know to just wait

[mild crystal]

its not so bad with pot, but LSD and shrooms lol it can get really interesting

[round nova]

it was a great high though ive had friends that have had terrible highs so im glad my first was good

and I got a slight body high too which was nice

I could feel my brain stem in a relaxing sorta way

but my dad walked in while the high was at its best and asked "howd it go" and I looked at him for like a second before remembering I couldn't do that because it looked like I broke down twice in half an hour or some shit so I immediately whipped my head back and stared at the wall the entire conversation

as natural as it gets right there

[mild crystal]

Do you know this high?

[bronze plume]

Violeta#3455 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[mild crystal]

Omo

[round nova]

dm

[mild crystal]

[round nova]

okay

[rustic knot]

Dont mix hallucinogens and pot kids

[round nova]

now im gonna do it

[mild crystal]

the timing on that wolf pic is impressive

[rustic knot]

Have fun with that experience

[bitter plover]

that wolf is a good ol boi

[hidden bough]

chat is boring
topic change when?

[mild crystal]

I’m tired

Is that a topic

[spark dock]

not sure

[mild crystal]

what is the meaning of life, what is the point in living?

42

[placid elk]

Mara Sov of course

[somber anvil]

@mild crystal

[opal bough]

Bee :c

@somber anvil

[somber anvil]

@opal bough

[mild crystal]

@somber anvil

[spark dock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/178950351372681218/588752686367768674/interesting.jpg

[spark dock]

i killed the chat nice

[bronze plume]

DavidNPKS#4971 has been warned

Reason: Mass emoji

[rustic knot]

@somber anvil

I sent a widepeepohappy with too many hearts

[somber anvil]

@rustic knot

[rustic knot]

👉 💕

[spark dock]

stop reviving the chat

[rustic knot]

[mild crystal]

[maiden linden]

our plane caught fire in the terminal epic

thanks delta

quality

[mild crystal]

@maiden linden u survived

Epic gamer moment

[urban vector]

g

[coral tundra]

sdhfiusdhfgiu

[mild crystal]

my dad is gone

[wheat grail]

Did he go get milk or cigarettes

[lunar radish]

[mild crystal]

mine got bread

[wheat grail]

@lunar radish Are you looking for my dad?

[pale sleet]

[long tundra]

Oh yeah fathers day tomorrow

[harsh quartz]

Nope.

It's today.

[mild crystal]

Feelsbad

[long tundra]

I'm hungover but not that hungover

[harsh quartz]

lol

[mild crystal]

Dr Disrespect got banned?

Apparently he was live streaming in the bathroom

In California

[long tundra]

Ew lifestreaming

[mild crystal]

Pretty much

Real life is for losers anyways

[harsh quartz]

Ya! Real life is for living losers.

[rough prism]

going outside?

pfft over my dead body

[harsh quartz]

||We can arrange that.||

[long tundra]

who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

[mild crystal]

:)) i play poe tomorrow

[rough prism]

raiden, turn the game console off right now!

[mild crystal]

Raiden, get off the computer before i get your father here.
O wait
Father left long ago

[rough prism]

arsenal gear in MGS2 is a bloody fever dream

[harsh quartz]

inb4 ads for Mothers celebrating as fathers for Father's day.

[long tundra]

Single parents should get both days, why not

[harsh quartz]

||Child: "Mom, where's my father?"
Mother: Looks at child "I'm your father."||

[lunar radish]

@glossy vault make Navist questionable he's missing his numbers

[harsh quartz]

🤦

@hazy nebula

@harsh quartz

[lunar radish]

[long tundra]

#faq step 12

[lunar radish]

#Dmagg4mod

[marble fern]

[long tundra]

I'm a helper

I like to help

[harsh quartz]

Alright. I'm sold. Just fill out our 10 page application and your good to go.

[full forge]

navist recommending someone

[rough prism]

please remember to provide your FULL social security number on the dotted line

[marble fern]

oh no

[rough prism]

and all your credit card details too

preferably ownership of the cards too

[long tundra]

The 3 digits on the back

Never forget those

[lunar radish]

123

[marble fern]

111

[mossy anchor]

Me and the boys waiting to get a haircut

[long tundra]

Yeah my ccn is 4 followed by as many 1s as it lets you type, it's very convenient

(that's a niche joke)

Oh lord it's the jehovas witnesses

Dumbass dog isn't barking they're in the driveway

If your dog is too quiet and nice to scare away jehovas witnesses then what's even the point

One of em was in a wheelchair
It never occurred to me that could happen
Being a jehovas witness in a wheelchair is like fuckin hard mode

[mild crystal]

Delete the dog

[long tundra]

[mild crystal]

Don’t Pepe stare me

[tame sapphire]

[lunar radish]

[spice fern]

[muted saffron]

I filled out the mod application form and they never got back to me :(

[marble fern]

[tame sapphire]

When you send out resumes do you get a message for every "no" or "not right now"?

[muted saffron]

idk lol

I don't have a job

[tame sapphire]

Yeee when you go job hunting you'll see

Even after you're called for an interview, some companies don't bother calling you back instead it's a yes

[muted saffron]

k

[mild crystal]

yea depends on job/company

[glossy vault]

When I was a prostitute I did get a lot of “not right now” replies

But to be fair I’ve had a lot of different jobs and maybe one of them told me they weren’t interested others just don’t reply

Leave a brother on read

[mild crystal]

[full forge]

id be ready any time welf

just lmk

[spice fern]

[green swift]

am job hunting can confirm lol

[mild crystal]

Dang welfare you turned tricks too?

I was my own pimp

https://tenor.com/view/whore-hoe-gif-5526048

meanwhile welfare be like

https://tenor.com/view/pimp-pimpin-dumbledore-harry-potter-michael-gambon-gif-4629404

[fair wharf]

so i downloaded fallout 76 and tried the nuke winter and it was so bad i spawned in and and like 5 mins died cuz he kept jumping and then i uninstalled the game

[simple badger]

why is why and not whop?

[mild crystal]

Hi

@tame sapphire most of them dont message back

[simple badger]

should i download fallout 76?

[strong rain]

Only so u can uninstall it

[glossy vault]

#has

[bold forum]

Hey gamers

[somber anvil]

Hi kimmy

[mild crystal]

99 bottles.... 98 bottles.... passed out

[slate tulip]

is okay beer

[lunar cedar]

who needs beer when you have that good good wet wet water

[mild crystal]

11% alcohol lol

after a couple pints of that its a good drunk'

[upper vector]

hello lads um how do I go about finding a group for a quick leviathan run

[mild crystal]

New black mirror is HILARIOUS

[bold forum]

me

Im late but hey beeb

[carmine glacier]

Tim chillin in social -1 go get him boys

[latent matrix]

I want to forget what im hearing

[carmine glacier]

ok i lost too many braincells

end me

[latent matrix]

same

[spice fern]

i regret joining here

but im too lazy to leave

[latent matrix]

same

[spice fern]

just ate half a large pizza 😋

i feel discriminated here

this is rn

tims gonna have to start swinging

@somber anvil

[lunar cedar]

half a large?

whattya a weakling?

[somber anvil]

@spice fern

[lunar cedar]

An entire large 👌

[spice fern]

@lunar cedar

[latent matrix]

im doin my stocks

not even listening

but im still turning braindead

[bold forum]

[lunar radish]

Tim

[latent matrix]

( >_>)''

[lunar radish]

I'd like to report Navist

[long tundra]

the 2019 us open pickleball championships are on tv right now

i truly did not think that was a real sport

i thought it was a game that we made up in gym class

[spice fern]

okay this is a bit to racist for me

[harsh quartz]

🤔

[latent matrix]

Ok

music sounds better than this tbh

im out

[somber anvil]

Hi tim

[latent matrix]

hii

[pale sleet]

[bold forum]

[pale sleet]

hi kimmy

[bold forum]

henlo

[spare orchid]

hi need help

[bold forum]

With what

[spare orchid]

i get the worse mouse stutter / lag and i do not know what else to do i changed my polling rate I've changed from full screen to windowed full screen

it happens sometimes and sometimes it doesnt

[native lake]

[lyric tulip]

yes

[latent matrix]

:^)

[fair wharf]

fortnite is bad for you

[earnest lantern]

hi

[tawdry dragon]

[marble fern]

?

[earnest lantern]

LOL

[fair wharf]

?

[tawdry dragon]

@marble fern

[mild crystal]

[fair wharf]

goodnight

[short atlas]

any professional alcoholics here

Im like a super heavyweight and i want to get drunk

what are some tips to do so

[glossy vault]

Any minecraft windows 10 pros here

preferably someone experienced with hosting a dedicated server through nitrado for minecraft 😉

[somber anvil]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

@flat talon

RENAME WOOK TO MOM

[glossy vault]

wook will get the uncle terry reference

maybe

[carmine glacier]

too famous got them bnet handles hidden

[glossy vault]

pff no one likes me anyways

[opaque grail]

I'll say I like you if you give me Giveaway Winner

Worth a shot

[bold forum]

[novel vigil]

iggern iggern iggern

[harsh quartz]

u mus b big dum

[bold forum]

[wheat grail]

?

[harsh quartz]

I need this... ignore it. :SansDab:

Damn.

[flat talon]

[harsh quartz]

@flat talon Type this \:SansDab:

[flat talon]

[harsh quartz]

No.

\:SansDab:

[flat talon]

!SansDab

https://tenor.com/view/stare-awkward-gif-5344114

[harsh quartz]

It wasn't a typo -_-

[glossy vault]

:sansdab:

!SansDab

[harsh quartz]

@glossy vault There.,

[glossy vault]

<a587074911831457792>

[harsh quartz]

#channeldescription

[glossy vault]

fucking yes

Simple copy and paste?

[harsh quartz]

\:insertemotehere:

[bold forum]

[glossy vault]

no shit

[harsh quartz]

Then copy and paste.

[glossy vault]

time to find a good one that brings attention

[somber anvil]

@flat talon

[glossy vault]

[flat talon]

[harsh quartz]

||Fuck off Bee||

[somber anvil]

WHAT THE

[flat talon]

toxic

[somber anvil]

STAFF MANAGER ABUSE

[flat talon]

not sure that is possible

lmao

[long tundra]

And he hasn't had his numbers on his name for hours!

[somber anvil]

Wook I would like to report navist for bullying me

[long tundra]

Hours I tell you!

[earnest lantern]

hi bee

[somber anvil]

hi

[earnest lantern]

i got bit by a bee today

[somber anvil]

oof

[flat talon]

navist never showed any signs of being freindly lmao so there is no reasonable expectation of him not to abuse his power...so technically he isnt abusing anything...its just how he is lmao

[somber anvil]

[flat talon]

science

[long tundra]

Rip @somber anvil's distant relative

[somber anvil]

Acceptable

[earnest lantern]

hey terry

i mean co founder

[flat talon]

[earnest lantern]

why is welfares name dad

[somber anvil]

Hes our father

[earnest lantern]

i think we need a uncle as a founder

no

hes not

[flat talon]

its ya dad

[long tundra]

He's not my real dad

[glossy vault]

!WidePeepoHappy1 !WidePeepoHappy2 !WidePeepoHappy3

[earnest lantern]

[somber anvil]

Emote broke

[glossy vault]

Gen chat description

[earnest lantern]

[glossy vault]

@flat talon

[somber anvil]

LOL

[flat talon]

[somber anvil]

[marble fern]

[flat talon]

[glossy vault]

!ShaxxSpank !shaxxReady

[earnest lantern]

na gen chat is a bunch of ye;;pw ma,es taking nosense

[long tundra]

Now that's some advanced emoji tech

[earnest lantern]

what the hell did i type

[glossy vault]

servers gonna die since i tried to edit something

[earnest lantern]

lol

[long tundra]

Server dies all the time, s'fine

[earnest lantern]

welfare

[flat talon]

[earnest lantern]

is it hard to control a server this big with idiots like me in here

[glossy vault]

i am loving this though i hope it brings attention to the descripts

[long tundra]

Narrator: it wont

[harsh quartz]

No. It's very easy.

[glossy vault]

@hazy nebula

[long tundra]

Beings me back to wow guild recruiting tho, {star} {skull} {star} JOIN LEAGUE OF GNOMES RP GUILD {star} {skull} {star}

[opaque grail]

What's a channel description

[glossy vault]

!MaxHonkLvl !McreeGun

[long tundra]

Is there one in this channel right now

Oh there it goes

Takes a while on mobile

And they don't animate

[harsh quartz]

And if you clicked on the description?

[long tundra]

Nope

[flat talon]

it still shows

[long tundra]

One time I pulled it out it was stuck later in the animation loop, the gun was partly rotated

Haven't been able to replicate it

[flat talon]

https://i.gyazo.com/3f085e2d4ce596c92bf7fb22a3b44600.gif

[harsh quartz]

I was speaking about Mobile Wook 😄

[flat talon]

mobile

[long tundra]

Twice now it was in a different frame

Weeeeeird

[glossy vault]

mobile you have to go out of your way to see the description

and by out of your way i mean click the channel name

[long tundra]

Yup

[harsh quartz]

Yes

[long tundra]

It's above the member list

[glossy vault]

inb4 the next #faq addition will be "how to add animated emotes to your channel descripts"

assuming the dms are coming

[flat talon]

[glossy vault]

bac kuh terry bac kuh

[flat talon]

JESUS TERRY

[harsh quartz]

https://gyazo.com/786c8ef7e2660a337e0634bb36f7690a

[flat talon]

[mild crystal]

Uncle Terry lul,

[flat talon]

[glossy vault]

the saga continues

[flat talon]

lmao

[fair wharf]

lamo

lmao

[harsh quartz]

stfu @mild crystal

[mild crystal]

oh man beware of ducks reproductive areas

[flat talon]

we had this conversation yesterday

[glossy vault]

oh SHIT its uncle terry

[mild crystal]

navist is so upset and i havent even done anything yet

[glossy vault]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncQzfpHkzuI&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR28UtV0-ZE5J8PIm-OP2mBGcEcSw8WqlSF7sWEfFoNVZ6g4UktqH01-ySc

[mild crystal]

i had a dirty uncle.

always told funniest filthy jokes

im on a bush binge

[spare jolt]

5m total exp in osrs

[tawdry dragon]

[mild crystal]

walking around with your staff

who wants to grind fallout 76 with me

[bold forum]

[simple badger]

why the owner name is dad?

[wheat grail]

Don't worry about it just let it happen

[bold forum]

daddy welf

[flat talon]

[bold forum]

[somber anvil]

@bold forum

[wheat grail]

[mild crystal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR3UW2Qm71I

damn im not gay but damn

[wheat grail]

[bold forum]

@somber anvil

[somber anvil]

[mild crystal]

man 99 woodstock had such a epic set list

[quick fulcrum]

Bee

@glossy vault hey how's that milk run for almost 16 years going

[somber anvil]

@quick fulcrum

[glossy vault]

goodnu

[quick fulcrum]

that's good

[lunar radish]

@glossy vault When can I change my name

[long tundra]

Are you our surrogate dad for Father's day

[mild crystal]

im biting my tongue so hard on the daddy jokes

[glossy vault]

damn

[flat talon]

[mild crystal]

lol

[glossy vault]

@lucid tide you like our sweet channel descripts 😉

[lunar radish]

Has it been soon.tm yet?

[lucid tide]

Who tagged me reee

Dad

[glossy vault]

@flat talon ^ you know what to do

<~ Welfare 😉

[flat talon]

yoink mine now

[lunar radish]

Bruh

Where's my fam tag

[glossy vault]

merged with your staff manager tag

dont tell Navist

[lunar radish]

What the

[flat talon]

[glossy vault]

perfection

[lucid tide]

[glossy vault]

ty for contributing

wonder how many slots we have left to get

[lucid tide]

im the best contributor

now make me owner

[flat talon]

a lot

[lucid tide]

[lunar radish]

Yo you can't be owner before me

[glossy vault]

21 regular 144 animated

[glossy vault]

did you add -

[flat talon]

almost full on stills

[glossy vault]

or are these on another server im in

[flat talon]

i added them

[glossy vault]

gg

[lucid tide]

[glossy vault]

so now we need some Ben Shapiro

why dont we have alex jones emotes

Coward

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-alex-angry-jones-alex-jones-angry-gif-12012475

[flat talon]

ill find some

[glossy vault]

perfect loop

[lucid tide]

Because Alex big no no

[glossy vault]

as long as you cant hear what he is saying we are all good ish

globalists

.membersTotal

[hazy nebula]

There are currently 114,362 users on the server.

[flat talon]

if people are bored i sugegst going here and looking through the emotes

https://manage.betterttv.net/emotes

[north folio]

look at the reviews for lord of wolves on DIM

[flat talon]

https://manage.betterttv.net/emotes/share

[pale sleet]

[flat talon]

wrong link

[opaque grail]

Redacted in #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[pale sleet]

[lucid tide]

[glossy vault]

[bronze plume]

DevilYouKnow#3135 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[north folio]

oof

[pale sleet]

[flat talon]

[timid agate]

fam

hmmm whats that role?

[opaque grail]

It's Fam obviously.

[lucid tide]

for fam

[glossy vault]

VIP

[opaque grail]

Reading is hard.

[timid agate]

how you get it

[glossy vault]

being a discord partner

or being related to me

[lucid tide]

[opaque grail]

By being fam.

[pale sleet]

I'm like pine when it comes to mc cree u dig

[lucid tide]

I am related to him

[north folio]

basically every review for LoW is just "hamburger"

[timid agate]

i love you

now we are related

[opaque grail]

You're still in #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk not #💬destiny-chat

[glossy vault]

@north folio #💬destiny-chat

[north folio]

oof

[glossy vault]

see our new channel descrips

[pale sleet]

I'm about to review you with these fists if u don't stop

[glossy vault]

with live emotes

[opaque grail]

I know Discord can be difficult.

[north folio]

oh im dumb

[opaque grail]

But you can do it.

[glossy vault]

we all some times

[north folio]

🤔

[pale sleet]

every torb I meet is useless it's a sign

[lucid tide]

Whats Discord

[mild crystal]

Woah

[wheat grail]

TIL DevilYouKnow#3135 is a person in this discord

[glossy vault]

those penny floors are tiiight

[wheat grail]

Also not my alt

As I don't have one

Expensive

[mild crystal]

hardly

[wheat grail]

Not really. If those are pure copper coins then yes

[lucid tide]

You only just learned "Devil" is a common name?

[boreal root]

https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/c0vy0m/rip_jaime_lannister_you_deserved_so_much_more/?st=JWXTLJAG&sh=b9f786a6

[wheat grail]

@lucid tide It's a common name but how many people named Devil play D2. I only see 3 in this discord

[lucid tide]

This is only a portion of the D2 community

[wheat grail]

We don't talk about console

!ty

[bronze plume]

Thank you for being a part of this Discord! PC Community > Console Nubs

[wheat grail]

Good job Mee6 for not being broken

[lucid tide]

only a portion of the PC community aswell

[glossy vault]

yeah thankfully

the server can barely support what we have as is

[pale sleet]

so you're saying we should have double what we have now

[wheat grail]

[flat talon]

[pale sleet]

[quick fulcrum]

I have found the ancient tomes

[glossy vault]

Applying for staff on our server when you have warnings be like

https://tenor.com/view/futile-gif-10021727

[quick fulcrum]

do I need to resubmit

[glossy vault]

you need to be available on weekends

[mild crystal]

I didn't know I couldn't do that officer, dad.

[quick fulcrum]

drat

I might be changing back to weekdays

[glossy vault]

if thats the case re-apply when it happens and make sure you tell them you are available weekends

[quick fulcrum]

got it

[spice fern]

too bad i have 2 warnings

one was due to ricardo a while ago

[wheat grail]

[spice fern]

back when memes was a thing

[wheat grail]

Huh TIL I have that was an emote

[spice fern]

server emote

[glossy vault]

https://tenor.com/view/endgame-memes-avengers-ricardo-gif-14050154

[spice fern]

wait

[wheat grail]

[spice fern]

i though welf was the mom of the server

[glossy vault]

thats what you get for assuming

[spice fern]

darn

[glossy vault]

yeah for real hate when people do that at my shop

[wheat grail]

Same

[spice fern]

wait

[wheat grail]

But mine are usually children

[spice fern]

what about the staff room are they fine there?

[mild crystal]

staff room has nudes

[wheat grail]

[mild crystal]

requirement for becoming a mod

[lucid tide]

I have the best nudes

can I become a mod now

[pallid rapids]

Lmao

[mild crystal]

doesnt count

[marble fern]

@lucid tide you are red

[lucid tide]

I am

[marble fern]

[spice fern]

eye piercing red

[lucid tide]

[marble fern]

I remember when year 1 dedicated had that same color

[spice fern]

ye

good times

[marble fern]

yeah

[lucid tide]

I remember when this server had @ spam

[spice fern]

too bad i didnt cp farm

remember when people kept endlessly complaining about the @ spam

[lucid tide]

at one point I had over 1000 pings

i left

[spice fern]

i think padi had the most

[glossy vault]

i still have over 1000 pings

[lucid tide]

@glossy vault heres another

free of charge

[glossy vault]

10001

[mild crystal]

Pong?

[glossy vault]

1001*

[mild crystal]

i wonder who has more dad or eva

[glossy vault]

eva now

i just cleared mine

[lucid tide]

quick! spam ping him

[pale sleet]

[lucid tide]

[glossy vault]

hehehe

these people have seen the monster i can become when angered

or they just dont give a shit

[lucid tide]

show me the monster

[glossy vault]

id like to think the first option

ok

[lucid tide]

[glossy vault]

https://tenor.com/view/game-grumps-furry-fursuit-gif-13526097

there it is

[lucid tide]

oh GOd not the furries!!

[bold forum]

owo

[glossy vault]

https://tenor.com/view/yee-gif-8561646

[lucid tide]

more like

yiff intensifies

[glossy vault]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-wilde-disney-zootopia-funny-gif-5893313

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/hakunamatata-lion-king-tamone-pumba-family-gif-5334667

[lucid tide]

I feel mentally assaulted by these images

[mild crystal]

means no condoms for the rest of our days!

[lucid tide]

Can I speak to your manager?

[lunar cedar]

i am the manager

whassup

[lucid tide]

[bold forum]

[lucid tide]

[mild crystal]

idk wtf is wrong with cats but ive seen multiple cats flip out to cucumbers

[long tundra]

Evolutionary

[bold forum]

cuz it looks like a snake

[long tundra]

Think they're snakes or something

[mild crystal]

oh that makes sense

thats what she said.

[long tundra]

Humans have instinctual reactions to things that look like spiders or snakes too

[mild crystal]

ya i dated a girl who had a snake she just kept loose

i got use to it eventually

[long tundra]

Maybe more specifically, things that move like them, but Im forgetting a lot of the details about this

Like you can have babies who don't have any previous connections between snakes and danger, and they react with fear/caution

[earnest lantern]

@lucid tide how did u get fam?

[mild crystal]

[lucid tide]

by being a fam

[earnest lantern]

ok

[lucid tide]

...and

[mild crystal]

yea i always put my baby in a snake tank

[earnest lantern]

OK

[mild crystal]

snakes make good babysitters

[lucid tide]

you make babies sit on snakes?

dude

cruel

[flat talon]

eww what is that thing next to your dog?

kill it

[mild crystal]

lol not my dog

[flat talon]

[mild crystal]

what girl would be crazy enough to have a baby with me

[lucid tide]

me

i mean

that says more about me than you

[long tundra]

Mr and Mrs hoecat

[mild crystal]

i dont believe your a girl hawkmoon

[bold forum]

girls dont exist

[lucid tide]

What is this blatant sexism

Dad, ban him

[mild crystal]

i just said i dont believe it,

[long tundra]

Haha owned

[lucid tide]

[hardy thistle]

Okay so, old news but... Moon's haunted.

[mild crystal]

meaning i need some proof

[glossy vault]

@hardy thistle not in this chat its not

but in #💬destiny-chat its haunted af

[bold forum]

[lucid tide]

[long tundra]

Ghostposting obv does have ghosts though

[mild crystal]

Hides behind uncle terry, dads gonna hit me again

[glossy vault]

better behind than in front of uncle terry

[hardy thistle]

It's not the Destiny moon

It's OUR moon here on earth lmao

[glossy vault]

oh just the regular moon i got ya

spooky ghosts

[mild crystal]

hawkmoon are you gonna be my new waifu

[lucid tide]

For the right price

[mild crystal]

lol what

[hardy thistle]

Some sorta activity on a pretty giant scale has been detected on the moon.

[flat talon]

[hardy thistle]

Astronomers find something lurking under the moon.

[long tundra]

It's probably moon nazis

[hardy thistle]

Nah it's probably just MOON'S HAUNTED

[long tundra]

Watched a documentary about that

[flat talon]

i never asked but why am i uncle terry now?

[long tundra]

Iron Sky

[glossy vault]

idk

[long tundra]

Guess he doesn't get your niche joke, womp womp

[flat talon]

lol

oh i got it

[glossy vault]

@mild crystal

[flat talon]

https://tenor.com/view/back-up-terry-gif-12085130

[mild crystal]

bet

could be us hawk

[lucid tide]

The heck

CSGO ew

[bold forum]

gamers

[long tundra]

When ur mum teabags you

[bold forum]

we get all the pussy 😎

[earnest lantern]

yeah

[flat talon]

thats source too lmao

[earnest lantern]

some of us are actually pretty cool gamers

like me

[glossy vault]

Stop guys

[earnest lantern]

[mild crystal]

okies

[lucid tide]

my eyes

[earnest lantern]

fine

[flat talon]

[mild crystal]

at the bar.

[flat talon]

[lucid tide]

[bold forum]

[long tundra]

Fuckin gif sounds

[flat talon]

i wish i could steal that

[glossy vault]

thats a full on MP4

[flat talon]

but someone will get a pin in their cheeks

[mild crystal]

i made webm lol

[long tundra]

Mobile doesn't make the distinction

[pale sleet]

all this cs talk makes me wanna play cs thank you

[mild crystal]

when you piss off dad.

[pale sleet]

never finished dragon maid

[earnest lantern]

whos dad

[mild crystal]

what it was soooo good

[earnest lantern]

ik welfare

hes not dad

[glossy vault]

My cat jumped up in my bed this morning when i was half awake and sat on my shoulder he had his gut right against my ear. ASMR Purring that shit put me to sleep so fast

[earnest lantern]

[flat talon]

he is the one flying this plane

be careful tho, dont anger him

[pale sleet]

I forget which episode I left off on but I was pretty far into it

[mild crystal]

welfare just wants us all to call him daddy its his fantasy

[flat talon]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-plane-crash-gif-9580001

[earnest lantern]

thats pepo

[pale sleet]

[earnest lantern]

thats cute

[bold forum]

aw

[mild crystal]

do this with your cat

[pale sleet]

steam is showing me this neptunia rpg game that comes out in 4 days

[rough prism]

another one?

[glossy vault]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-shit-arat-dance-oh-shit-arat-oh-shit-arat-gif-14187081

[rough prism]

how many times are they gonna release the same game?

[mild crystal]

GREEN SCREENED THAT MOUSE

[spice fern]

OH SHIT A RAT

[spice fern]

cute cat

[mild crystal]

i wish i had a plane

id be at the bar want to join the mile high club and then show em a picture of me and my cat flying

[pale sleet]

the fact that Japanese has three sets of symbols I gotta learn hurts me deeply

[wheat grail]

[mild crystal]

man that is real desperation

[vestal bloom]

Hmm

Yep

[pale sleet]

[rough prism]

digital homewrecking attempt dodged with extreme prejudice

[mild crystal]

Lol i wonder if that was his wife

[rough prism]

kinda fucked up honestly if it is

[mild crystal]

600MG of DXM down the hatch @flat talon

[flat talon]

[vestal bloom]

Gonna die

[mild crystal]

its powder no need to cringe

im watching dragonheart hopefully its not bad, but idk sean connery as a dragon

[vestal bloom]

What's it about

[mild crystal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRjSw-4qcgM

i forgot i put my beer in the freezer

shouldve set microwave alarm

[boreal root]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdFgmLIjYiw

nostalgia hit me

dark souls of the 90s xd

[rough prism]

yeah just hand over 60 dollars to remember fond times with PS1 games

or wait for the pc release

[boreal root]

it def won't be 60

also duh waiting for PC release

fuck 30fps

[fair wharf]

do you have to be a certain role to post screenshots?

[mild crystal]

donator

5$

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ShzyggtsCs&t=34s

nostalgia for me

[boreal root]

https://gyazo.com/e0afa810e4400f30f1473e2ebe3875e0

fkn finally

[bold forum]

[mild crystal]

DANX you're excommunicado

[flat talon]

i think the next keyboard i buy im gunna get a set of rubber key caps for

[mild crystal]

high table wants your life

oh wtf john wick 3 dvd release date September 2019 guess im going to see it this week

[rough prism]

good movie

[mild crystal]

A Scanner Darkly

[flat talon]

can adam sandler please go ahead and stop making movies...for the sake of humanity

[mild crystal]

lol is he still alive

[flat talon]

that mf keeps making trash and netflix keeps paying him for it

[mild crystal]

glad i dont use netflix i was unaware

[flat talon]

at least once a year he drops a really shitty movie on netflix...usually with david spade and that fat dickhead from king of queens

[mild crystal]

shalom

[flat talon]

paul blart looking ass

i wanna say anger management was his last good film and that only because Jack Nicolson carried his ass

[wheat grail]

Kevin James

[flat talon]

yea that fat not funny fuck

him and that raymond guy both are not funny. but the show they had gave them careers they dont deserve

at least raymond doesnt do shitty movies unless it has an artistic element lmao

the only person to be on king of queens that deserves any recognition its patton oswalt

[wheat grail]

That show is so fucking boring

[flat talon]

agreed

my parents loved that show lmao

[wheat grail]

My mother does

Idk whats funny about it

[rough prism]

its like people who can somehow find humor in Big bang theory

[icy cedar]

Bazinga

[wheat grail]

Except they actually make jokes

KOQs doesn't

[flat talon]

yea i dont get it either

[rough prism]

zimbabwe some HIGH-GRIT sandpaper over my ears please

[wheat grail]

High grit is smooth

IE 2000

[flat talon]

he is right you know

[rough prism]

ok the one that isn't smooth then

[wheat grail]

Caose 36 grit ceramic

[flat talon]

the lower the grit the harder the sandpaper

[wheat grail]

Coarse

36 Grit is brutal

[flat talon]

same with understanding tint levels lol

15% tint doesnt mean 15% dark it mean it only lets 15% of light through

[wheat grail]

Tint levels aren't too bad imo

Idk why but reading the laws makes my brain

[flat talon]

so usually the lower the number the darker the tint lol

[wheat grail]

Ye I know but idk why

[rough prism]

different meanings for the same things in different skill sets is just silly to me

[wheat grail]

Not really

[flat talon]

i fyou hate that imagine being a mechanic and having to understand both metric and imperial lmao

[wheat grail]

Makes sense

Try being a machinist

Mechanics have nothing on a Machinist who has customers who use both

Parts are longer machines are usually in 1 system but can be converted etc

[flat talon]

anything engineering is hard

it doesnt count

imagine being 10 and learning that things multiplied by 1 is the same number. or anything times 0 is zero

thats some tough shit to grasp lmfao

i STILL dont use commas appropriately

[mild crystal]

Sir isaac newton died a virgin, thats what he gets for inventing calculas

[flat talon]

calc is the reason i didnt become a diesel mechanic

no thanks

[wheat grail]

I don't write sentences grammatically correct but doesn't matter too much since the fields I want to be in are more worried about what you can do with your hands

[mild crystal]

meh it wasnt until calc 3 that i started to hate it

[flat talon]

i hated algebra..no way i was gunna sit through calc classes

[wheat grail]

Machining uses it all learning trig in my class with no knowledge of Algebra II was mega

[still gate]

a

[rough prism]

the only letters that have a place in math are X Y and Z

[long tundra]

newton spent the end of his life trying to make alchemy work

fuckin dummy

[flat talon]

alchemy is real

maybe not turning water into gold but yea alchemy is a real practice

[long tundra]

he wasn't doing chemistry

he was doing alchemy

[rough prism]

too bad physics took over the role of the primary force that governs this universe

[flat talon]

i know

my dad is chemist and he will even tell you alchemy is a real practice

side not my dads license plate says "chemist" and i wanna put a walter white stick on his car some day lmao

[rough prism]

chemist

[flat talon]

lmao

[mild crystal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkB9VJdu27M

[flat talon]

im gunna order this right now lmao

lmao he will get pulled over haha

chemist eh?

[glossy vault]

Im the one who rings the gong