#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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try me
mods banned from war too op
ok we leave
Promise?
'leaves lobby'
watching a mod celebrate 
oh no 
oh no no role war
@glossy vault when you're spitting game at chicks do you mention that you own a Discord server with over 100k toddlers in it?

9 year old army
"Hey babe I'll have you know I own a 100k Discord server"
Girl Leaves
@broken lion thats my endgame for comicon
lmao
yo me too
like most big discord owners are like yeah f you i just want your money
and this guy is like yeah il talk but still i wouldnt mind you money

petition for a 10$ role to mute people
i need thanos to snap away the next 5 months exactly
i want to play rip and tear simulator V2
i want to go to sleep cuz i have to work tmr
go to sleep then
sleep time
i cant sleep for some reason
just go an listen to some calming doom '16 music
doom eternal
i wanna see how its gonna turn out
but what i really wanna see
is 17th of sep
ive never been more excited to get back in school lol
?
shadowkeep
oh

lol
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+2k this week
I wonder why 
most are probably alts of boop to celebrate the 1 year anniversary
Numbers are great and all but lets talk about walnuts.
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Can't forget to use ty
We would also like to thank you for keeping me company
thank you for that 
Reason: Posted a link
@ocean bough
Ban 

Ban who where????
yeah ban welfare
Dam I missed drama
i never knew this about myself but i want to build custom keyboards.....i seen this guy on youtube who makes custom boards for people...his commissions are $1800 minimum and he is booked solid on commissions
How to get permission to post memes
hmm cant find a good gif for that

then no memes for you 
i have meme perms
i supply the memes here
he is the humble meme merchant
one of the best mods ever
Christ lads, I've only now finally seen the video that the crab meme is made from
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Embargo on memes = no good
Giveaway winners shouldn't be treated as a second class citizen
lmao gooey gave up his perms to be a baby blue boi 

.gif this is so sad
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Lmfao

@harsh quartz 

Strange.

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Wook, try it again.
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lol



@carmine glacier bye





why is this channel nsfw
Swearing is allowed in here
Wait it is? Fuck
what the fuck
Reason: Posted a link
Reason: Posted an invite
Why would you possibly post the link to download Discord?
yes
any smash players here
sometimes
Guys help, someone is posting me to the bungie forums for being afk half a strike. Whatever will I do?
I'm gonna get my blue and three tokens taken off me ;-;
im bored of all the games i play...
k
kk
k³
Kk.. Nvm
k
k^3
Racist
Actually that would be an exponent of k so it wouldn't be kkk so whammy good for now



LMAO BRUH 😂 😂

me and the boys talking about destiny in ghostposting
Agga


American Gangster Welfare
What the

I ain't Robbie
american gangster is one of the best Denzel movies
Unluck
im trying to find a place to wathc the last season of better call saul..if i knew they didnt have all the seasons on netflix i wouldnt have started watching it
Wook I didn't know you liked to get wet. Ill germ dust PCP
thats what your on
smoke someone up turn to them and say that lul
you dont think training day?
give me your damn sandwich dave
no lmao
cuz i saw the parody of that scene on chappele show first when i was a kid
Nice pants wook


While in the car with Dave, Wayne Brady lets his true self out.
this is what i think about
the sandwich part lmao
Wait better call Saul isn't fully up on Netflix yet? I fell off after s2, but it's been ages since last season, is amc just not doing that anymore?
yea final season isnt up
kinda annoying
and im sitting on a fat cliff hanger lmao
im not gunna spoil it but the last episode thats on netflix will leave you angry that the last season is missing
Wait this article says that episodes were released one day after airing
my link wasnt very PC
well there are 4 seasons and only 3 on netflix
Oh shit only if its classified as a "Netflix original"
yea
And that's not america
there ya go
i've always been fuckin baffled as to what "netflix orginal" meant, and this doesn't help
cause it certainly stopped meaning "netflix greenlit and paid for this content to be created"
now it's only original in the uk, canada, australia, "and multiple others"
@proud nova Hi.
can someone explain to me why my school greenlit a 25minute speech for an introduction?
you know how the wayne brady sketch was created? wayne brady was offended by the joke that paul mooney said on the show "wayne brady makes brian gumball look like malcom x" and he was offended so he made a sketch to combat that "you arent black enough" stigma lol...makes me love wayne brady more
on the other hand, if youve got a vpn, it sounds like it has been on netflx for months if you can convince netflix you're an aussie
not all netflix originals are made by netflix...like most comedy routines on netflix are filmed by the comedians themselves and then sold to netflix
like tom segura had all his special filmed and then sold those to netflix
but there are a lot of netflix original shows that are made in house
it just seems like the more accurate label would be "netflix syndication licensed"
which is like the opposite of "original" lol
I don’t recall trailer park boys being a Netflix original series until a few seasons in
and for the most part the term netflix original means it was their Intellectual property
I could be wrong
yea netflix ended up buying the IP of trailer park boys
and made a whole animated season too, i hear its a'ight
its meh
it was funny but voice dubbing lahey from past shit bugged me
sounded fake and forced
welf and i dont like it cuz all the lahey voice lines are pulled from the show and mixed in
you know you watch tpB too much when you recognize the exact quote from a different episdoe
said the exact same way
yea haha
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fug 400 members while i was at work
oof didn't know that... i assumed they'd finished it (or most of it) before he died
i hoped so but it became pretty obvious
it was still funny dont get me wrong but the voice thing bugged me aside from that it was good
i think the animated series was a way for them to continue the show without james dunsworth
i think a real life episode of tpb with laheys funeral would be a little to much
cant kill off lahey
yeah it wouldnt be tpb
i forget, did they just super sandbag corey and trevor out
its hard to say but im hopeful
i think the actor who played trevor moved on to other projects
hence why jacohb took his place
right, but they were both gone for a while and they got new lackeys (its been a fuckin while since ive watched those seasons eesh), and i cant remember how they wrote them off, or if they even really acknowledged it
Can we talk about how fucking awesome the netflix popout player is
i know the actress who played lucy left the show cuz the actor who plays bubbles was accused of hitting women. then they ended up bringing in ricky's actual real life wife in as a character
wat
working flawlessly for me
welf did you finish that campaign yet?
no lmao i think im gonna bust it out monday
MLG Fallout has me super preoccupied
and finishing outward
lmao
i downloaded the mod to turn fallout 4 into a survival game like ark
fallout after dark mod next
similar to New vegas hardcore mode
need to get that fishing dock mod
if you get me
i REALLY wish they would put out a solid co op mod
some day..i mean new vegas had a mod community that turned it into a online game
its was 76 years before 76 was even a concept
not even kidding i didnt even play it
got my moneys worth in enjoyment uninstalling it
oh i dont doubt that
im excited to see them add NPCs
I have a sneaking suspension that Wook is in fact Dragonian
Trying to ban evade smh
Doubt that 
Considering the things he said in the Borderlands server
yeah those guys clearly care more than we do
Appropriate twitter handle Wook.
branding!
It's free real estate!
wookfromd2pclfg
Thank you Welf.

why is that so fast
.gif lockerroom
hot
Can't win any rigged giveaways and have 0 monies that are in online form.
wtf
:(
i got on every now and then to tweet bungie and talk shit
welfare what is your pfp
but its all in good fun
Is this Hoe's way of coming out of the closet?
its from a music video
i originally used it to complain to companies about thier products and to yell at todd howard
what music video
One of them.
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Carol of the Bells played by August Burns Red. Enjoy!
August burns red - Literally anything they come out with
why is there a multitude of puppets playing a song
need more metal christmas music
black metal X mas is the best
song needs more bAss
more cowbell
bAss
hoes mad

you asked for the bAss
Very direct with that name.
bruv

lol wtf is this
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lol when you chop my dope down by 2,3,4,5% and sell it as blue magic that is trademark infringement
watching american gangster


who would win
Or


pee
Fallout 76 BR is the most garbage thing I've played omg thank you for this free week for affirming that I should never touch that trash fire 
fallout 76 has a br mode?
they released a free week for br mode?
For the full game it's free for a few more days yes
and yep, "Nuclear Winter" and omg I have a rundown on why it's trash
that has to be the worst thing bethesda has done since they made fallout 76
fallout 76 was trash tbh
you dont make a trash gamemode for a trash game then release it for free trial
you release like 15 trailers then make people pay 40 dollars
You spawn in, new player, you go to find weapons etc
A player who's like level 100 spawns near you (because you choose your location and you dont know who's spawning where), and he has perks that make him jump 20ft in the air, run 3x faster than normal, takes 50% less damage, does 50% more damage
And Bethesda looks at you and says, "It's a fair fucking fight, buy this game pleb"
:/
I'm not even exaggerating in the slightest
Oh that's another thing
oh god don't tell me they actually tried to tap the BR market with 76
please tell me you're joking
PLEASE
Veteran players of 76 with good bases n stuff can make their base a "blueprint", and bring it into the BR mode and basically instabuild it if they get the materials, which is easy LMAO
is it already out?
Yes
oh christ
oh my
You can go play the free trial right now and see the dumpster fire for yourself
that sounds disgusting
so veteran players have an inherent advantage over everyone else on top of it
i would never download such trash onto my pc and i once downloaded mass effect andromeda
bro bethesda, we need to have a talk on balancing
So high level players have;
- insta build bases
- tonnes of OP perk cards that they always have
- higher stats due to higher special
New players have;
whatever gun they can find before they die a horrible death
: (
good god
where do i download it?
roblox oof
Bethesda launcher lmao
I got to the last 4 squads remaining
once
Then a dude came out of nowhere, started jumping all over the place and popping us with a grenade launcher
Big meme but I cried 
Like he could jump high enough that the explosion wouldn't touch him lmao
lmao
Destiny 2 Year 3 will probably have a BR mode at this point..
But that's not for here

oh god
if destiny has a br mode thats the day i will quit
You know what honestly surprises me?
That there's no Assassins Creed BR
You'd think those cunts especially would've cashed in
It would be a nice change

Dying Light did a BR and it was awful in closed beta testing, never picked it up after that 
Same, still is tbh
im excited for number 2
yea same
Dying Light took what Dead Island was and just made it what it should have been - Then added parkour
yes
the first one i actually was enjoying it so much i bought the hard copy strategy guide lol
and dying light was supposed to be a lot more like mirrors edge
but the devs wanted practially totaly free movment so they changed everything
I played Mirrors Edge a buuunch when it came out, was a fond memory of me and my best bud playing through the whole thing - and getting drunk
I think DL is a lot more like Mirrors Edge than people give it credit for
mirrors edge was so fun to me
Like it's watered down from the full parkour experience but you can put yourself on some incredible routes if you plan them
im installing 76 rn lmao
we'll pray for u
thank you

Car insurance is why the only vehicle I will go for is a 125cc motorbike
lul true
Doesn't even require a full drivers license to drive one of them on the road here
unfortunately bike experience does not help you score cheaper car insurance as my bro found out
in fact he pays more than me
or he will do when he gets his car insured
lucky bastard has a 2lr diesel polo as his first car
meanwhile im stuck with my gimpy picanto
well i suppose its not that lucky considering some people get finance cars from their parents but we're not rich
125cc insurance can run as low as £340 a year, so it's much more preferable
340 a month?
adulting is not fun

My buddy's driving a big family sized car and he's 21, paying something like £70 a month on his insurance

dang
thats cheap
that is insanely cheap
See it sounds good
thats cheaper than insuring classics im pretty sure 😂
But he has a black box installed on his car
meh
oh
ohhhhhh
He can only drive at certain times of the day
Gets fined for driving at night after 10pm
tbh are u gonna speed in a family car prob not
that makes sense i guess
yeah its bollox. ive got one but its quite lenient
Some people go their entire lives without seeing fireflies
huh?
His dad set it up, and now he's on a contract for 3 years with that 
ye
ye
thats aight for a family car but
surely its not that much more to get it without one
But with the conditions of he literally gets fined for driving after 10pm, something like £1 for every mile driven
like he is literally only allowed to drive it to work and home or he ends up paying a tonne more lmao
.gif "be gone thot"
lmao
some policies will be real cheeky. im with more than and tbh its not as bad as i thought it was gonna be
i remember the injustice 2 days
cause he let his dad put him on a contract 
i can still speed in some areas and get away with it
good times
sad times
But I mean for a me a 125cc is all I need
I can't go on motorways but I don't need to for anywhere I need to go, Scotland is fairly small 
ok so i got quoted (with a black box) around 960 for a honda civic lol.
without is 1200
considering its a really beefy car
1 years ncd gets me that
life unfair
why cant i just get an old jag for cheap
nah id have to pay 3k
Just drive a tank
true
does borderlands 2 get better as you get farther in to it?
Cause you drive a tank now and you do what you want
Call them racist
do that too
If there's any woman with short dyed hair around, call them misogynists too
you have offended my entire race of people and i demand the black box be stricken from the deal
@livid cedar it takes a while to get into believe me, I played it for years and I still can't stand the beginning quarter of the game
"Black" box? 
what level does it get good

african american box
Basketball american
I think you'll find it's "box of colour"
i believe i played for about an hour last night and it was pretty fun
but if that was all there is to it then its success wouldnt make sense
@livid cedar give it til about level 20 when your builds start to go off
Try krieg or gauge, they have builds that can go absolutely crazy with stacks
fuck it ill get a smart car and pay 1 quid for insurance
Axton is boring, zero is basic but fun, Salvador is another mad lad
ok
And Maya is Maya
I wonder what Wook would do if we turned this into Borderlands 3 chat, and the offtopic chat in the BL3 server, into D2 gen chat? :^)
how is the pre sequel?
It's a destiny 2 expansion honestly
I thought it was good for the lore but it did nothing to really innovate or improve
I mean
level 72 is the end right?
Borderlands 2 expansion
Well, not anymore I don't think, I think the new expansion increases the level cap
Np
new cap is 80
Ye
ok
I should play the new expansion TBH but I'm really just ready for B3
new expansion is good
Wanna build Fl4k crazy
Any like, new guns? Like overall? Or is it just specific ones
i think its fortnite
new rarity
Hgggg
"efforvescent" aka rainbow
you can make new chars starting at 30 now
you get dropped right at the start of the final mission
well you get dropped right at the start of the first mission of the expansion, but the story progress is set to the final mission, talon of god
free
Wait it's free??
Oh hell yeah lmao
I'm making a new character rn
Has anyone ever actually played axton
i havent, at least not past sanctuary
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Marcus is just a straight-up war profiteer, and the vault hunters are just chill with that
You're talking about one arms dealer on a planet covered in war and people that haven't got a shred of sanity between them
hes not the only dealer in the galaxy though, the manufacturers are huuuuge
People who are scared to light a torch be like
like... just tell him "hey marcus if you keep selling guns to the bloodshots etc, you can go live in their camp, instead of your cushy vault in sanctuary"
I mean, he also gets those same guns back from their corpses
He's p smart
Jeez the dlc is nearly 3 gigs
which one
The new one
aww
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why cant this russian robot have his hand as a gun
because it does other things
idk
What if Chess had Battle Royale
he could be disarmed easily, then all is he gonna be doing is trying to shoot an invisible gun
i just made epic nachos
/fatasfk
He wears a red bandana, plays a blues pianna
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
Job application: do you have any special skills that might make you a better canidate?
Youtubers:
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i have cat like reflexes, then i push a bunch of papers off the employers desk
ive gotten 1 job from that comment but they did have a picture of a cat

LMAO BRUH 😂
bruh
h-hewwo~~

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oof
Bruh first drop of the new borderlands dlc was a rainbow gun k
Gay
Send me a screenshot I don't want to re install
Hggggg alt tabbing is a pain
nudey screenshots are not allowed
these hoecats are about to get pwned in grindhouse
most (all?) of the rainbow guns are tweaked versions of other legendaries/uniques
yeah that's a tweaked Hellfire
P much ye
i think the stats of rainbows are a bit higher than a comparable legendary
the non weapon rainbows are unique
and a bunch work together, like, one set is designed to make the digistruct peak easier
@marble fern 
Yeah I'm prolly gonna enjoy this dlc
"easy mode", "hard carry", and "peak opener" all synergize
Hggggf why don't I have a flame nova shield
get a roughrider 
I haven't played this in like two years help
i got a victory royale in fortnite
blip blop
Betty wop
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oh
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Hey did you know that Enter The Gungeon has the fucking Gjallahorn in it?
heard that somewhere
no 
@boreal root how much BE you up to
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lucky that wasnt my yard, mama bear wouldve pwned me so hard playing with the cubs
that is extraordinarily hot
wtf is wrong with you thats a child

@carmine glacier 4k :/
no sir, that is an attractive bear
ouchie

tfw about to sneeze and you lose it
tfw you almost hold it but you still nut


important to fantasy father leagues
that dog is like selfie TIME
Is that your doggo?
LOL
no 
god i hate comp so much, so incredibly anti-fun
hell yeah
@honest nymph 
2⃣ 
i can get behind that

@marble fern 
NEVER
Long time no see :/
NEVER



any1 wanna play bo3
Xombeh
?
any1 watchs lucifer?
any1 doesnt wanna reply ?
life's good
no no yes nah
u played me
Bra's hard to come by...
can't turn a trick into a housewife
yes but you have to have the intermediate step of a catdog first
catdog, caaaatdooog
thank god for the war on drugs
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damn real Neko hours
Gone in 60 Seconds (1974)
for you league nubs akali
no weapons how do you expect to win lane noob
That's a man
lol ill tell her you said that
I've heard of this so called league
like i told her its for weebs who cant play dota
tuff
wtf is happening
did this weeb gaymer pull a pic of a whamen off the internet to flex his imaginary waifu?
Lina cosplayin when
yea beast off that fuckbook website
League has more hopeless neck beards tbh
Better off cosplaying league

Reason: Posted a link
fugg
yo
blah
any tips on being less of a virgin
backpages has hookers
cat no
backpages was delet by FBI-chan
soliciting a minor 

No, I'm no priest
soliciting a minor in a discord 


FBI
Gillette the best a man can get 

yeah age of consent in Japan is 13 u fucking weeb
Age of consent rulings follow the higher age of consent when 2+ parties hail from different regions.
ur point?
13 is only in uninhabited areas, and it is 19 for all areas with people.
only you know this shit
as far as I'm concerned a quick google search tells me it's 13
I'm back from the dead
buying a deep fryer was a mistake
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
OH MAN wook you gotta make some mozza stix
plus thanksgiving deepfried turkey is pretty good
you gotta make your own chicken tenders btw
trust me the thought had already crossed my mind
fresh chicken tastes so goood
after eating deepfried everything for a few months go pickup girls at overeaters anonymous
and its a small deep fryer
wedding crashers joked about funeral crashing but really missed out on Anonymous meetings
lan party old school
after a month of deep frying wook
i dont need a deep fryer to get there
i think i might play soem ||redacted||
I got your drink @flat talon
oh snap
lol i love those old bottles. my grandpa has a few somewhere
Chloroform is kinda crazy ingrediant to have i bet it does wonders
he has a bottle that had cocaine in it at one point. like store bought
You wont remember you had a cough!
i still think those were JUUUUST right before his time but i could be wrong. he was a collector of reandom stuff liek that
he had a bunch of random shit from the Philippines from when he lived there
i wouldnt mind finding a filipina girl
i wouldnt mind a companion
ya, paying hookers to game with me is getting expensive
preferably one that stays away from trip mines
this actually happened to me when i play this part
lmao
im watching the rock atm
hahaha no
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morgan freemans voice is crack, but so is sean connery's
Can you smellelelelelelel
What the rock
Is making bacon pancakes makin bacon pancakes 
ive dutch ovened a few girls saying can you smell what the rock is cooking
if a girl sticks around after you do taht shes a keeper
i was telling my dad how i want a vikings funeral he was just like in theory who would do that for you its not like you have a kid
anyone else ever had the problem where they just for some reason couldnt clean off their mouspad? liek you wipe it off but you still feel little obstruction as you mouse around? i been using magic erasers to clean my pad and its been actually kinda nice
i mean its basically the same thing only i bought like 50 erasers for like $12 on amazon lmao
im going on a sean connery binge
I bought 24 mechanical pencils for $2
just posting to see check my profile in this server, don't mind me
Reason: Posted a link
darn

lol im gonna use that as my tinder profile see what happens
dogs> birds > reptiles > rodents > fish > cats
oh well if we talking exotic then its squirrel over everything
TREE FERRETS
i also love ferrets
Squirrels=tree ferrets
Otters = smart ferrets
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i always wanted a duck growing up. my dad and i were going to get one before he lost his job back in the day. now that i know what ducks are like "nature wise" i dont think i would want one lmao. they are rapey, they are violent, and they are pretty fucked up if i do say so
they will kill something and then rape it...i could go on about some pretty messed up shit about ducks
ducks procreation is crazy.
they grow a new dick every year 
i mean compared to human dicks, ducks really set the level for NSFW
i will continue to enjoy ducks from a distance
I want an otter sanctuary thats my RL goal
i also love canadian geese but they are super violent
i mean geese in general are dicks...there are a few breeds that make good farm ducks or farm geese
they do well with other animals
The geese will remember this...
Animal Expert David Mizejewski introduces the world to something called a binturong.
mmm im making nachos with all the good mats
I am actually scared.
you should be
EVA! good morning?






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is this discord located in Italy? 


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