#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

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cyan junco
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.gif welf

hazy nebulaBOT
cyan junco
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cyan junco
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Didn't know you were a broda of colla welf

plucky heath
cyan junco
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Harsh

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Come here

flat talon
cyan junco
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Let me tell you something

plucky heath
cyan junco
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Strop being a wreb

plucky heath
flat talon
broken lion
bold forum
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i only have the regular default PepeHands

broken lion
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broken lion
plucky heath
cyan junco
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broken lion
plucky heath
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lol

broken lion
plucky heath
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wtf

cyan junco
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Stop

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Stop

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Rhis

broken lion
cyan junco
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Nonesans

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O said stop

plucky heath
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thats amazing Lucky

broken lion
cyan junco
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broken lion
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All the furret directions

cyan junco
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I'm gonna refill my cup

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Have fun

broken lion
bold forum
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dont drink too much

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:(

broken lion
bold forum
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beeg jiggle

flat talon
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tax fraud

bold forum
cyan junco
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Ya wouldn't care anyways. Take care bois

broken lion
glossy vault
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in regards to everyone pings

bold forum
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rip

flat talon
cloud basalt
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Oh welf you might wanna rename the sp1ce rub emote. The bot flags it. Unless that's intentional

cyan junco
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Delete server

bold forum
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yeah i got muted for using that emote lol

cyan junco
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You got muted cause you lack brain cells most likely

bold forum
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bruh

boreal ferry
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You get in trouble for using emotes nowM

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?

bold forum
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just the rub emote is flagged as a bad word now

flat talon
boreal ferry
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Lol wtf

cyan junco
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@boreal ferry spice my rub

simple badger
cloud basalt
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Rank bot meanwhile HyperSTROKES

cyan junco
midnight berry
glossy vault
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guess we are gonna cut back all the rooms

boreal ferry
glossy vault
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add waiting queues

flat talon
simple badger
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s

quick fulcrum
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Are we killing Leviathan now cirPls

harsh quartz
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If it puts it into perspective. The amount of information my bot gets when I do a server request is roughly 50mb of text.

boreal ferry
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Maybe create a temporary flood server for when the raid drops?

harsh quartz
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I can't open that in a text editor or it'll crash lul

glossy vault
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gotta say

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that has disheartened me a bit

harsh quartz
plucky heath
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imagine what the fortnite server must be

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400k members almost

bold forum
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oh boy

glossy vault
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@plucky heath go look at full their voice chats are compared to ours

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and just wait until tuesday lmfao

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to put it into perspective i could make 500 raid rooms and that would be our channel max and 3000 of out 100k+ members covered in voice

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that leaves us no chats, no lfg text chats, no ghostposting, no Memes ( dab )

harsh quartz
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.gif "Hold my beer"

hazy nebulaBOT
flat talon
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this used to be our home

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....look at it now

plucky heath
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lmao

glossy vault
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"Sorry welfare make you discord less good and it will work"

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K

high wasp
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Is every room gonna be full on Tuesday?

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Maybe you'll break a voice activity record

glossy vault
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its gonna be uhh interesting

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we will see

high wasp
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Good luck

glossy vault
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here is us tuesday

torn kettle
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that was a smaller splash than expected

flat talon
glossy vault
flat talon
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guess we will just have to have discord close or downaize all the normie garbage servers

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give us big bois the support we deserve

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aka no more emote servers

plucky heath
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inb4 server outage

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has this server experienced one before?

glossy vault
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yo fortnite discord has a sherpa program WHAT Discord Role FAQ: :Goldllama:
Llamas: Llamas have been hand picked by our moderation team based on their competence and willingness to assist other players as well as their familiarity with our rules and community standards. They have proven their aptitude for approaching issues in a kind, respectful, and professional manner, reflective of Epic Games’ core community values.

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everytime we ping the server it dies

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Core values

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go EGS

plucky heath
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what if bungie replaced their bungie lfg and directed it to this discord lol

high wasp
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Better server space should be a nitro boost feature

glossy vault
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they have a bungie lfg?

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you would think verified servers would be covered but thats not the case

broken lion
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Is this server boost-eligible even? Thonkang

glossy vault
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not yet

broken lion
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oof

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I would think partnered ones would be

glossy vault
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nah they are doing it randomly for testing reasons

broken lion
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A shitty anime one I'm in is already

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Notsobot server is too

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Weird

glossy vault
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a hentai emote server im in has it

broken lion
upbeat salmon
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Why... are you in a hentai emote server?

broken lion
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Now we know you're in a hentai emote server

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The jig is up

high wasp
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Post a hentai emote

harsh quartz
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It wasn't a secret. You just never asked.

broken lion
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Fair

glossy vault
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i guess its not really a hentai emote server

mild crystal
upbeat salmon
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Sureeee

broken lion
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Backtracking Thonkang

glossy vault
broken lion
mild crystal
marble fern
mild crystal
broken lion
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Triv is a weeb confirmed

flat talon
mild crystal
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Want to have weeb throw off triv

flat talon
marble fern
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@broken lion is your profile picture kirby?

flat talon
marble fern
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if so

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then you are a weeb

broken lion
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Kind of

flat talon
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oh triv

marble fern
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@broken lion you are a week

flat talon
marble fern
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weeb*

upbeat salmon
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You're all weebs. Don't deny it.

broken lion
marble fern
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Kirby was made by a japanese person

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so yes

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you are a weeb

flat talon
broken lion
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I have 1 reply to that

livid cedar
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i got scammed by steelseries

broken lion
livid cedar
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fuck me

mild crystal
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Kirby is not a weeb it’s life goddamnit

livid cedar
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i payed 20 bucks for fast shipping

mild crystal
livid cedar
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and its arriving the exact same day that it would with free shipping

flat talon
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watch out weebs

spark dock
broken lion
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No gam no life pfp? Hmm

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Guys I think @spark dock is a weeb

upbeat salmon
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Crokan is definitely a weeb.
There's no denying that.

ember pendant
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typical animu pfp

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nothing to see here

flat talon
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crokan

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and marival

ember pendant
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wuh

broken lion
silver star
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Imagine not being able to post memes

flat talon
broken lion
boreal ferry
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no U

spark dock
broken lion
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Imagine not giving Welf $5

boreal ferry
broken lion
upbeat salmon
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Damn, even your waifu is roasting you, Crokan

broken lion
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Sorry I dont speak election meddling

spark dock
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she aint my waifu wtfman

broken lion
upbeat salmon
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According to translate.google.com...
"No Weebs" in English translates to "Никаких плачей" in Russian.
"Никаких плачей" in Russian translates to "No crying."

boreal ferry
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ruissia probably doesnt have a word for weeb

mild crystal
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so stupid translate

boreal ferry
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its probably thinking you mean weep

spark dock
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tripaloski?

tawdry dragon
boreal ferry
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Стив пушистый

mild crystal
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@boreal ferry HypedKitty

boreal ferry
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@mild crystal hype

mild crystal
tame sapphire
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stop

mild crystal
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guys

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u now who is "pendosi"?

upbeat salmon
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@boreal ferry You're the only furry here

boreal ferry
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nah

mild crystal
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stupid pendosi

boreal ferry
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im not a furry bro, thats you

upbeat salmon
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Nobody is a bigger furry than Robbie

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Except maybe Prinz.

tame sapphire
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@mild crystal stop

mild crystal
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@tame sapphire ok, but u know this word?

upbeat salmon
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tbh, I had no idea who Eva was talking to when she said "stop."

mild crystal
simple badger
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I need only speak in eng? because im spanish guy

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for things like "clan-recruitment"

tawdry dragon
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peepoLogs noted

tame sapphire
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If you want to find people that speak other languages, please find lfgs that use those languages

torn kettle
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you can probably find spanish speaking clans easy enough though

simple badger
tame sapphire
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you can say it is, yes. Just keep using english

simple badger
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Ok, thank you!

livid cedar
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first person to talk gets a cookie

upbeat salmon
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What kind of cookie are you offering?

livid cedar
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um

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all

ember pendant
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he gets just one though

upbeat salmon
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I'll take a white chocolate chip macadamia nut cookie.
Preferably one that is 10 feet in diameter. Thanks.

livid cedar
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macadamia huh

ember pendant
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what kinda oven do you suppose to bake that in

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genius

livid cedar
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well this wasnt mentioned but liking macadamia is illegal

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im calling the police

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also ordering water with extra whip is illegal

ember pendant
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what's that

upbeat salmon
boreal ferry
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water..with extra whip??????

ember pendant
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good lord

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that is one large cookie

upbeat salmon
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102 feet wide and 40,000 lbs.
That's one big-ass cookie.

ember pendant
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probably be constipated after eating that

boreal ferry
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or...you know, dead

upbeat salmon
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Periodically eat a McDonalds cheeseburger to prevent constipation.

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Or... Taco Bell.

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Taco Bell might be faster, tbh.

ember pendant
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for me it's kfc

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idk what they put in it but it makes me go

upbeat salmon
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Not a huge fan of KFC, tbh.
Popeyes is good though.

ember pendant
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I can crack the base of a toilet on a good day

upbeat salmon
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If I want some really good fried chicken, I have to drive out to Oakland.
Fried chicken so good, it's worth the risk of getting shot in that area.

simple badger
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i want some pazzi

mild crystal
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I want pizza

wheat grail
spice fern
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i had arbys for dinner

mild crystal
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I'm really hungry now

spice fern
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just like

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get food

light laurel
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Just eat, problem solved

mild crystal
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That's a great idea

round nova
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I fucking love those if chevy commercials were real

long tundra
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there was a reddit ama a while back with a guy who was at one of those commercial shoots with his girlfriend

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he was kicking himself cause his comments weren't exactly commercial friendly, but his gfs were, so she got a lot of money from it

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apparently you make good money off royalties for commercials that air nationwide like those

round nova
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I would suck the dick of any car company that paid me good money to lie about their cars

long tundra
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can't link it but if you google "reddit ama chevy commecial" its the top result

noble rampart
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Im commander sheppard and chevrolet is my favorite car dealership

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Wheres my money?

flat horizon
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Hey, guys. I know this is very off topic, but do you guys know the url for the insider build of windows 10? I just built a second pc and need a copy of windows

plucky heath
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tbh i wouldnt mind online ads if pop ups weren't forced

boreal ferry
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same

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pop up ads are the worst

gritty rose
glossy vault
gritty rose
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"Girlfriend" is pregnant MONKERS

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this guy workin fast

long tundra
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wife -baby +boob job

wheat grail
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@round nova I love Zebra Corner and Mahk

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Mahk Walberg is our hero we never knew we needed but do

tawdry dragon
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peepoLogs brug

pale sleet
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she still in same school clothes so is this freshman year to senior peepoLogs

drowsy briar
gritty rose
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"gamers" Hmm

native lake
tame sapphire
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...

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that's awesome 😂

boreal ferry
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boreal ferry
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i got lucky with the ads i got on the side of the site this time though

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an innocent looking pokemon game

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lmao

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shes just fucking choking him lol

mild crystal
glossy vault
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prob not post pics like that

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is what he should do

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fucking weeb adds

wheat grail
livid cedar
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this bitch empty

bold forum
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no weebs only furries allowed 😎

upbeat salmon
boreal ferry
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madeon actually came out with a new songggggg

white stirrup
carmine glacier
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k

broken lion
wraith glade
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Oh

native lake
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@boreal ferry Why are you leaking my scan group's translations Kappa

boreal ferry
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@native lake huh?

native lake
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Nothing ResidentSlider

gritty rose
mild crystal
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carmine glacier
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👋 @gritty rose

plucky heath
simple badger
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f

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s

calm escarp
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hei

mild crystal
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Hi friends

bold forum
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hanlo

mild crystal
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I took a class on how to socially disarm people with body languge and physical contact

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I thought it was a meme

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It turned out to be a real thing

livid cedar
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yeah

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spies use it

marble fern
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this chat = blobdead

tame sapphire
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No one is using the chat. You have 2 options:

  1. say something interesting and engaging that might get people to chat with you; or

  2. be really smart and say something like "dead chat" that doesn't do anything but show others how really smart you are

mild crystal
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What did you learn in the class

tame sapphire
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actually I'm also curious

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@mild crystal ?

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I know that, when I am calling official places and I need someone to do something for me, if I say "can you do this for me" or "I need you to do this", even if it's their responsibility to do it, doesn't work as well as me saying
"can you help me?"

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somehow asking for help instead of demanding works really well. I only get forceful if that doesn't work

white stirrup
tame sapphire
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...

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weeb

gritty rose
mild crystal
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hi

hazy nebulaBOT
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James Charles#9208 joined this server on: 31 May, 2019

mild crystal
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james im not gay stop

tame sapphire
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you know we have records of edited messages as well as deleted ones, right?

boreal ferry
tough carbon
tame sapphire
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...

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Robbie what the duck is that

bold forum
white stirrup
tame sapphire
harsh quartz
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.gif "nervous-sign-of-the-cross-praying-hoping-nico-santos"

hazy nebulaBOT
tame sapphire
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hahahahahahahahahaha

mild crystal
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I learnt this friendly way to pat someone on the back

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i know eva

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i just really need [redacted]

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I asked this dude to get off my favorite treadmill at the gym i tap him on the back and say hey man thats my treadmill

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He said good one and kept at it

wheat grail
boreal ferry
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@tame sapphire its the most beautiful thing in the world

tame sapphire
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thank you, I am

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💃

mild crystal
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Not u

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PepeRickardo

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@boreal ferry What is the new PFP ew

boreal ferry
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lmao

tame sapphire
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too late, I took it as a compliment and I am happy already

boreal ferry
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but i said its

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not is

tame sapphire
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nothing will take this away from me

mild crystal
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Ban ?

broken lion
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Did someone say Ban?

mild crystal
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Do you guys actually wanna knoe about that class

tame sapphire
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yes

broken lion
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Where is Gooey when you need someone to ban

mild crystal
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lol

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Gooey stole bee's honey

broken lion
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That's a ban

mild crystal
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It was about how you present yourself as a person subconsciously.

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Way your arms are placed the way your back is sagging and stuff like that

wheat grail
mild crystal
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There was this handshake experiment that was really cool

bold forum
tame sapphire
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gosh I HATE people that have

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woobly handshakes

mild crystal
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Nah thats why i go for a high five

tame sapphire
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😂

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hi new-boss-ceo-of-the-company

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HIGH FIVE

bold forum
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lmao

mild crystal
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I hate people that crush your hand.

boreal ferry
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every time i try to give a nice firm handshake no one ever does

mild crystal
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I had my old boss high fiving his wife

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When shaking their hand.

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At 60

boreal ferry
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they always try to give a quick barely touching handshake

tame sapphire
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I don't care I'll still give a firm handshake and if they can't handle it it's their problem

broken lion
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Firm =/= crushing

mild crystal
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I had to do a nice handshake when I went for that interview last week . I think i killed it

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Nice quick 3 shakes

broken lion
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Firm means solid, not shaky

mild crystal
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There was this one time

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But Eva what if your hand snaps?

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This girl at work gave me a handshake like varys

tame sapphire
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I have been suffering a lot because here, people will either greet each other when meeting with a handshake or, if it's more informal, with one "kiss" on the cheek

opaque grail
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It's ya boi Lil Dicky. Aka...Firm Handshake.

mild crystal
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The way he holds your hand in his two hands

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Was creepy af

tame sapphire
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I have been going always for the handshake in my new job but several coworkers came for the "kiss" and it's just awkward and weird cause we don't know what to do and

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lol

opaque grail
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Just hit em with the fist bump to the lips.

mild crystal
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Kiss on the cheek is a bit too much in this stupid country i stay in

opaque grail
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Just a light tap.

broken lion
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Just go for a chest bump, assert dominance

tame sapphire
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I almost touched someone... nono parts... because i was raising my hand while he was coming for the hug/kiss and

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uh

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I'm glad I stopped

opaque grail
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That's one way to start a conversation.

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With HR

silver star
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The hell did I come into

tame sapphire
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😂

opaque grail
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Eva gropes her coworkers.

broken lion
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Chest bumps

mild crystal
opaque grail
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Accidentally.

tame sapphire
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hey

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I would never do it accidentally

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Birb

mild crystal
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I actually have a problem with high fives tho. I was walking a female coworker to the taxi stand. As she was leaving she went in for a quick hug and i went for a high five and i kinda tapped her nose. I have never been si embarrassed in recent memory

tame sapphire
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I wanna steal your cute sad bird emote

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can you use it real quick?

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omg minty

silver star
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Oooo is this a convo about awkward co worker experiences

tame sapphire
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that's perfect

opaque grail
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You say that till it happens. I accidentally punched a coworker in her tit once. She smacked me back though but she knew it was an accident. Was just trying to pull a file out and it got stuck and I was a lil forceful as she walked behind me.

mild crystal
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Its like i lost all compression of her being a girl

opaque grail
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birbconcern that one?

mild crystal
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Or something

tame sapphire
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yes!

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thanks

opaque grail
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Cause I have a fair amount of birb emotes xD

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But that is the one I use most.

mild crystal
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Yea social interaction is vexing

opaque grail
mild crystal
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Takes a lot of thought

opaque grail
jovial void
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why do people call it birb and not bird

silver star
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Bet y’all haven’t broke your bosses little brothers hand

opaque grail
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Cause not a bird. Am birb.

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I am the little brother.

jovial void
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is it like doggo? kinda thing

mild crystal
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Howd that happen sky

opaque grail
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Basically yeah Batman.

silver star
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My boss has a lil bro

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He’s like 8

tame sapphire
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yoinked it

jovial void
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wholesome, can like

tame sapphire
silver star
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And he wanted to play soccer

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So I was like okay

opaque grail
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For a while I had a bird profile pic and someone called me Birb one day and it just sort of stuck since then.

tame sapphire
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are they all sad?

opaque grail
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Now most stuff I try to get Birb in.

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My emotes? Nah most are fun.

silver star
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I kicked the ball and he tried to catch it

opaque grail
mild crystal
silver star
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His backhand touched his arm

tame sapphire
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that's cute

silver star
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If you can imagine that

opaque grail
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Oh. Okay.

tame sapphire
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heh

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I can still see them

opaque grail
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Can't do my conga line birbconcern

broken lion
mild crystal
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I can visually imagine that

opaque grail
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I even messed up copy pasting it damn.

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Bot was just saving me from looking like a complete failure.

broken lion
mild crystal
opaque grail
broken lion
mild crystal
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Welcome to Nitro Users Flexing Posting

silver star
tame sapphire
opaque grail
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birbblush2 birbblush3 birbblush birbblush is 4 too much?

broken lion
tame sapphire
opaque grail
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Nope 4 is not too much.

tame sapphire
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just dm them to me

mild crystal
broken lion
tame sapphire
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I can abuse my powers and post them

opaque grail
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I'd have to DM you to post all my 02 emotes.

mild crystal
opaque grail
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May or may not have 3 servers just for those.

broken lion
silver star
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Is nitro worth getting?

mild crystal
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yes

tame sapphire
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depends on how much you use discord

broken lion
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You tell me SmugDance

opaque grail
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If you have the extra cash sure.

silver star
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Actually lemme rephrase

mild crystal
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Yo Look This UP: Provo's Most Eligible

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LMAO

silver star
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Why is nitro worth getting

tame sapphire
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ANIMATED PFP

mild crystal
opaque grail
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CUSTOM DISCORD NUMBERS

tame sapphire
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YOUR DEER CAN HAVE FLOWERS BLOOOOOMIN

opaque grail
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Like how mine is Birb#0666

broken lion
tame sapphire
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mine is 1234

silver star
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Yeah im sold

tame sapphire
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DANCING PEEPOS

opaque grail
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I used to have 6969 but I got bored of it.

tame sapphire
mild crystal
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the best part of nitro is that my numbers are #6969

opaque grail
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ALL THE EMOJIS

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I'm in probably 100+ servers and talk in about 8 of them.

tame sapphire
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which shows you're 12 and never actually had a 69

opaque grail
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Rest are all emote farms.

mild crystal
broken lion
opaque grail
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Excuse you I'm 25 and I have had one but it was awkward cause we were drunk and ended up more of a 96 till we passed out.

tame sapphire
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😂

silver star
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Uh

mild crystal
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Rip

silver star
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F

tame sapphire
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uh

broken lion
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K Cool that is now a thing I have read

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thanks very cool

opaque grail
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You're welcome.

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We laughed about it in the morning between crying about our hangovers. Was a great night.

mild crystal
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My phone number actually ends in 6969

wheat grail
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@opaque grail Birb#0666 ? peepoLogs

broken lion
wheat grail
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I approve

mild crystal
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I got that number when i was 14

wheat grail
opaque grail
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I figured you would devil

wheat grail
opaque grail
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Also one of my RPG characters was Satan for a while so it sorta fits.

tame sapphire
wheat grail
tame sapphire
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I'm off to bed, bye!

mild crystal
opaque grail
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Me too. It's 1 AM and I haven't been sleeping well at all since my dog died birbsad2

mild crystal
silver star
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Hey

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Old folks

tame sapphire
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sorry for you dog 😦

wheat grail
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1am time to sleep so I can grind more division

opaque grail
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Div 1 or 2? I just couldn't get into Div 2 yet it feels still a bit unfinished and needs some kinks worked out.

mild crystal
#

Time to play kovac all day, cos i have no projects to work on

silver star
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@opaque grail sorry about ur dog, just lost mine recently toopeepoLove

opaque grail
mild crystal
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I dunno what happened to my dog

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They sent him to the ranch

nova jacinth
#

i went on holiday recently to vietnam. They serve dog meat in restaurants there

opaque grail
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He lived to 17ish so he had a good long life but it still hurt to watch him go.

mild crystal
#

@opaque grail peepoLove I'm sorry about your dog.

silver star
#

Holy hell, 17? That’s amazing!

boreal ferry
#

what a topic to bring up when people are talking about losing their dogs

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wtf

mild crystal
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My friend had some in china

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I was right beside him

opaque grail
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Yeah he was my immortal pupper. Till he wasn't.

silver star
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Mine was a yellow lab who made it to 15

opaque grail
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Didn't look a day over 8 though.

boreal ferry
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your dog lived a long life atleast

mild crystal
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NGL it smelledr nice

boreal ferry
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ik the feeling of losing an animal after that long

upbeat salmon
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Yellow labs 👍

wheat grail
#

Dude. just. Hmm

boreal ferry
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my cat died at 15 PepeHands

nova jacinth
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apparently it tastes really good but i didnt wanna order any T_T

silver star
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@upbeat salmon peepoLove

wheat grail
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@boreal ferry Mine have been 19-21

opaque grail
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My old man was just a mutt. Only thing we were sure he had in him was pit cause of his nose.

silver star
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I don’t think I would ever order dog meat

nova jacinth
#

they say that if slaughterhouses had glass walls the world would all be vegetarians

mild crystal
#

Probably not

upbeat salmon
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I've had two yellow labs so far. Best doggos.

opaque grail
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But he was a cat in a dog's body.

silver star
#

Dogs have helped me with depression so much in life and I’d feel like I’m stabbing them in the back by even thinking about eating dog meat

opaque grail
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^

silver star
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But I guess it’s just normal to people over there

nova jacinth
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i mean every piece of meat was once a living thing. Think about that each time you bite into a steak

dusky siren
#

test

boreal ferry
opaque grail
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Yeah but I don't cuddle with the cow I eat.

silver star
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Yeah but cows don’t love me the way dogs do

nova jacinth
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have you seen micro pigs? Those things are cute AF

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bacon btw

opaque grail
#

And yes I know cows can be loving animals and adorable.

boreal ferry
#

but the dog would want you to have nutrients after it died

opaque grail
#

Doesn't mean they aren't delicious.

wheat grail
nova jacinth
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true tbh, steak is too delicious to give up

mild crystal
#

Alright have a good one

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Im off

white stirrup
#

Have a picture of a cat

silver star
#

Hey can some old folk tell me something, if I don’t know what I want to do in life at 17, am I screwed or is this normal at all?

opaque grail
#

Actually turning off my PC so I'll at least go lay down instead of sitting at my PC all night.

boreal ferry
#

if eating people was a thing i would want my corpse to be used to feed the hungry

white stirrup
upbeat salmon
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Speaking of dog eating, the Yulin Dog Meat Festival begins in exactly three weeks...

opaque grail
#

I'm 25 I have no fucking clue what I want to do Red.

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Don't worry.

silver star
#

Awesome

boreal ferry
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im 22

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no fucking clue

opaque grail
#

I'll be surprised if I figure it out before 30 with the rate my life is going.

silver star
#

Yeah but I don’t even know what I want to go to college for

boreal ferry
#

i didnt either

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so i didnt go to college

white stirrup
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20 got a job car house still have not a clue what to do 4914_rollopanic

opaque grail
#

I've had 2.5 semesters of college. Still no idea man.

boreal ferry
#

vixen is well of

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damn

silver star
#

Okay this makes me feel better

boreal ferry
#

off

white stirrup
#

Work come home work sleep repeat

opaque grail
#

Sugar momma/daddy

boreal ferry
#

vixen knows what they're doing

nova jacinth
#

i did a general sciences bachenlors, gives you time to think in a generalised course

opaque grail
#

Okay actually going. Prolly be back on my phone cause I'm in a weird social mood for once in my life.

upbeat salmon
#

Take a vacation, Vixen

silver star
#

I think I wanna be a computer hardware engineer but

mild crystal
#

Let me tell you

silver star
#

I’m terrified

white stirrup
#

But I still gotta pay bills woopsLUL

mild crystal
#

Im 20 and i drive a porche

upbeat salmon
#

Paid Time Off?

mild crystal
#

Nah jk

nova jacinth
#

its even better twhen you get to paint your own porch and sit on it

boreal ferry
#

i cant even afford to live on my own and im 22

mild crystal
#

Focus on developing skills that pay well. That's the advice i wanted 10 years ago when i was 10

white stirrup
#

While still young I’d suggest, courses ect for jobs in the future

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Imo

nova jacinth
#

that's basically telling people not to pursue their sports/arts hobbies PepeHands

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sports and arts never pay off unless you're exceptionally hard working and talented

mild crystal
#

Depends

white stirrup
#

Focus on math too

silver star
#

I just like see a lot of students at my school get all 100’s and do perfect on everything, and it makes me wonder what even is the point of trying to get into college when there’s people like that that I’m going up against

white stirrup
#

Wish I payed attention in math

mild crystal
#

My hobby is writing copy and it pays like 300$ for 500 words

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Depends right?

boreal ferry
#

writing copy?

nova jacinth
#

it doesnt matter how well other people do, all you need in life is 1 lucky break. 1 Good job interview? You're set for life

opaque grail
#

What are you like a monk?

silver star
#

Writing copy? For $300?

opaque grail
#

Copying books and shit

mild crystal
#

No sooner or later you'll have to let go of that job

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My mentor charges 5000$

opaque grail
#

Yes but that job can lead to contacts which get you another job, etc etc

mild crystal
#

Skills are more important

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Jobs come and go

nova jacinth
#

yes but the next job interview you can claim to have experience. It's just like The raid channels here,everyones asks for KWTD but you need to KWTD to learn how to KWTD STONED

silver star
#

I dunno if I’m even still gonna live in America with my dad or not

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Life is stupid bro I wanna pay to win dlc

mild crystal
#

Skills can always be marketed and converted to money

boreal ferry
#

@silver star life is pay to win dlc

opaque grail
#

Almost all of my jobs have stemmed from being hired at the local university out of high school cause my neighbor was my boss.

mild crystal
#

I got my first job because of my dad

opaque grail
#

Too bad I feel like I know nothing and have no useful skills which leads to a lot of my mental issues but hey. It's a work in progress.

silver star
#

I feel that ^

cunning owl
#

Become a musician

mild crystal
#

If you're happy with life like this in 10 years dont change

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@silver star find people around you that are happy and successful and try to emulate what they do

silver star
#

Yeah but then I’d just be them

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And not me

boreal ferry
#

thats not good advice imo

mild crystal
#

Im not asking you to become a clone

boreal ferry
#

the main priority in life should be to be happy

mild crystal
#

See what works for them and if you agree with it

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Do it

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If you don't? Dont follow it

silver star
#

I wonder if being homeless is really that badFazeClan

boreal ferry
#

i imagine it is

broken lion
#

Be happy but don't be homeless-happy is my motto

boreal ferry
#

^

broken lion
#

Do what you love but for the love of god get a job

opaque grail
#

Depends on where it is. For the most part, it's pretty terrible.

boreal ferry
#

like my job doesnt make me happy

upbeat salmon
#

On the bright side, if you're homeless, you don't have to worry about bills and shit.

boreal ferry
#

i dont enjoy my job

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it gets me money, thats all

opaque grail
#

I've done it a few times when my issues were at their worst. Wouldn't recommend.

silver star
#

I freaking love my job

boreal ferry
#

and thats how every job will ever be for me

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but it gets me money, and the things i do with the money make me happy

broken lion
#

I get to tell software devs who dumb they are my job rocks

cunning owl
#

just become a musician boys

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Ez solution

mild crystal
#

Ez clap lucky

silver star
#

I get to welcome kids to a theme park

boreal ferry
#

i would counter with "well id have to be good at making music to do that"

silver star
#

I get to see excited kids jump around and yell

boreal ferry
#

but that one song came out

#

country rap song

silver star
#

The hell is country rap?

silent dew
#

Hi

broken lion
#

"Are you using non-hanging brackets, are you joking me? I nearly had a heart attack looking at this pathetic excuse for code"
"I am not reviewing a thing until you comment your code you fucking brainlet"

mild crystal
#

old town road WeirdChamp

cunning owl
#

Old town road

boreal ferry
#

yea

silver star
#

What

#

Country rap is a thing?

#

That’s so disgusting

boreal ferry
#

do you actually abuse people like that lucky?

#

damn

#

thats harsh

mild crystal
#

@broken lion AND YOU GET PAID FOR IT!?

broken lion
mild crystal
broken lion
#

They're software devs not people

boreal ferry
broken lion
#

jk

#

They should know better though

boreal ferry
#

red

#

look up old town road

silver star
#

No

mild crystal
#

I've seen how it goes down

boreal ferry
#

i dare you

broken lion
#

And nothing goes to review until it is legible

mild crystal
#

With devs

broken lion
silver star
#

You fuckin win Robbie

#

I’m not looking it up

mild crystal
#

lil tracy and yung thug sit knowing there damn well they made country rap a thing, while nas x gets all the clout

boreal ferry
#

@silver star i double dog dare you

mild crystal
#

I was working with 3 website developers on a time sensitive project

silver star
#

Shit

mild crystal
#

Motherfuckers were watching Netflix

#

On the job

silver star
#

Okay I gotta sleep

#

I got a performance in a few hours

boreal ferry
#

as the high class gentlemen say, NO BALLS

#

O

#

fine sleep

silver star
#

Aw

broken lion
#

They wrote code at 3am, got it to look ok, and then didnt comment or test and sent it up probably

boreal ferry
#

wouldn't be able to sleep after hearing that monstrosity anyway

silver star
#

I made robbie sadPepeHands

mild crystal
#

Nah dude its chill

#

I fired 2 web devs

#

And got 2 new ones the next dau

boreal ferry
broken lion
#

NICE

mild crystal
#

They probably come from a factory in china

cunning owl
#

16 know what im boutta do for the rest of my life and am excited for college

#

Ez

boreal ferry
#

@mild crystal WOW

upbeat salmon
#

I searched for "Old Town Road."
It's... interesting...

broken lion
#

@mild crystal I'm just git-push reviewer, basically if you try to commit me or one of my team HAS to approve it

boreal ferry
#

interesting isnt the right word

silver star
#

Goodnight peepspeepoLove

broken lion
#

No approval no commit

mild crystal
#

oof

broken lion
#

I get to make devs sad all day

boreal ferry
#

good night red

broken lion
#

@silver star night

silent dew
#

night

mild crystal
#

They're already sad

#

Ive never seen a happy one

boreal ferry
broken lion
#

I STG once a new dev sent me code with all of his braces single line

#

it looked awful

#

unreadable

#

I told him to go line by line and make all of his braces hanging

mild crystal
#

Bruh my favourite is "we're not going home till this is complete"

#

What's yours

broken lion
#

"If I wanted spaghetti I would have gone to Olive Garden"

mild crystal
broken lion
#

That and also when we the random SQL query edits that come by and I get to tell the database team "I would approve this, but if you run this query you will take down prod for 2 days"

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I don't manage people so I get to be not very nice it's awesome

mild crystal
#

What a wholesome job

broken lion
#

But everyone who comes through the door should have some experience, 4 year software dev degrees, and at least half a brain so I treat them as such

mild crystal
#

Im going to be working with app developers soon

#

Got any advice for me

silent dew
#

dont work with lucky

mild crystal
#

do good

dusky dawn
#

COPY PASTA FROM GITHUB

broken lion
#

lol

silent dew
#

he sounds like a masive cunt

broken lion
#

fair

mild crystal
cyan junco
#

Yall weak asses

broken lion
#

@mild crystal honestly most app devs I've seen are pretty cool, but keep them in scope

#

App devs love to go off the rails and try to cram in extra shit

#

Keep the train on the rails, deliver then expand

mild crystal
#

Got it

#

Deliver a working product then add features

cyan junco
#

I like the work outside an office. Cause if you try to frame a coworker you know that day you'll get your ass beaten

broken lion
#

Cyclical development if they have a cool idea get the app up then put the cool idea in later yeah

cyan junco
#

I couldn't work behind a desk. It's so monotonous

broken lion
#

Depends on what you do

#

I worked landscaping for years, got monotonous to me

cyan junco
#

Truck driver

broken lion
#

Driving all the time? Not for me

dusky dawn
#

so serial killer?

cyan junco
#

@dusky dawn go back in your corner

mild crystal
#

My first job was a medical store employee

#

I had to make a stock system of 400 or so Tablet brands

cyan junco
#

Ew

#

Sounds painful

mild crystal
#

Very

broken lion
#

First job was AV equipment setup for weddings and stuff

cyan junco
#

Good thing about driving all the time is the stuff you see

#

And some cool people you may meet

mild crystal
#

I was at an influencer event last week

#

So many influencers looking to make it big

bold forum
#

@cyan junco hey nerd

broken lion
#

Influencers gross

cyan junco
#

@bold forumsup

bold forum
dusky dawn
#

wtf is an influencer like internet famous people?

cyan junco
#

Yeah I don't like to deal with smartasses

mild crystal
#

Theyre hot and desperate when they figure out who i represent

cyan junco
#

I've always had a good personality to deal with those back in the warehouse

mild crystal
#

Theyre dumbbasses

#

Not smart lmao

cyan junco
#

So much so, I have some, sometimes pay me a drink or two

dusky siren
#

test

cyan junco
#

123

#

My uncle is better know and respected than me for sure

#

But I get my shit done and that's all I care

mild crystal
#

🤔

bold forum
mild crystal
#

Getting shit done isnt enough st a desk job

#

You gotta keep a good repo with everyone

cyan junco
#

Have you ever felt the back wheels sliding on a turn when the truck is empty?

#

It's cool :keks

mild crystal
#

Thats how i lost my best job

cyan junco
#

That's why I don't like desk jobs

#

It's shit

#

And boring

mild crystal
#

I got shit done, but i wasnt buddy buddy with anyone

broken lion
#

Gotta keep a good repo with the right people

#

Not everyone

cyan junco
#

Yeah

mild crystal
#

Its a good thing to learn early on

cyan junco
#

I had a friend that started driving those smaller trucks, first week crashed one of them

bold forum
cyan junco
#

He was being scolded by our boss and I was trying to hold it and not just Rofl

mild crystal
#

Thats a yikes

cyan junco
#

With 4 hours of sleep, and I'm pretty sure I still have some alcohol in my blood it's time for daddy to start working

bold forum
#

Just stay awake lol

cyan junco
mild crystal
#

How long before trucks can be automated I wonder

#

Id imagine that trucks are more complex than cars

cyan junco
#

Yes they are and shut up I need a job

bold forum
vale pebble
silent dew
#

Trucks are simpler than cars

#

They don't need to park, they are on motorways/highways 99% of the time

#

tesla already has automated trucks

vale pebble
#

tesla has automated cars already

silent dew
#

tesla has no level 5 automation on cars

mild crystal
#

same kids hating on donators for paying $5 talk about the nicest cars and computers

gritty rose
#

imagine donating pepega

broken lion
#

Donators bad

plucky heath
#

uwu cute RemEhehe

gritty rose
plucky heath
upbeat salmon
#

Weebs bad

plucky heath
broken lion
#

@upbeat salmon is a weeb

gritty rose
#

Steve Hmm

broken lion
upbeat salmon
#

That's a negative on being a weeb.
@broken lion is a brony

plucky heath
gritty rose
#

steve closet weeb POGGERS

upbeat salmon
#

Steel closet furry

plucky heath
gritty rose
broken lion
plucky heath
mild crystal
gritty rose
plucky heath
mild crystal
broken lion
#

F I can't find an IPA for iSpoofer Pro crycat

subtle dune
#

web

mild crystal
#

im drunk af lol

#

i'm just smokin

vale pebble
#

@mild crystal lmao are they actually doing pride month stuff

mild crystal
#

i didnt edit that bro

harsh quartz
#

@vale pebble They did pride month last year with custom Kappa pride emotes. I believe they've done it for several years.

exotic moth
#

One day i'll stop saying dumbshit everywhere on the internet, but that day is not today.

#

Also @mild crystal welcome to the club, you drunk ass peepoAff

mild crystal
#

@exotic moth lol imma get some spiced rum from my cupboard

#

im drunk af lol

exotic moth
#

Well, i mean, at least he's safe

dusky siren
#

test

barren bay
#

woa

hardy thistle
#

My existence repels even the FBI from spying on me

quick fulcrum
#

Hold up 02stop this the game, it chose us rooSip

flat talon
mild crystal
#

looks nice

flat talon
#

that body kit is $16k alone

quick fulcrum
#

Please don't tell me that's the other side of the interstate rooKek

mild crystal
#

what camera did u use

flat talon
#

my shitty cell phone

#

driving like 80mph

mild crystal
#

which phone

quick fulcrum
#

His not-so-bad phone*

flat talon
#

its a divider

#

that lanes changes to another freeway

quick fulcrum
#

I figured

#

After I said that

mild crystal
#

I havent been on a road trip in so long

quick fulcrum
#

I saw the edge of the roadway afterwards cir3

flat talon
#

i was driving all slow in the slow lane when i noticed him lmao

#

i stomped it to catch up

#

i sit here knowing what i know about that car and knowing what people go thru at that level to restore those and that car HAS to be worth at least $60k

#

it was loud like it was ported

mild crystal
#

So you cant just pickup one of those

#

gotta spend time finding the og parts too

flat talon
#

not like that

#

that rx7 has a special body kit on it

#

the kit is 16k alone

#

the cars are like 8k with blwon engines, ported builds can go upwards of 10k

#

mind you blown engine and a fucked up body

#

the wheels, suspension, kit, paint, body work, engine port/ rebuild/install/ tune.....easy $60k show car

#

with the rarity of that kit properly installed too it probably worth even more

quick fulcrum
#

And before I head off to worm

#

Work

#

I will bless you all with some art of my own cir3

flat talon
gritty rose
quick fulcrum
flat talon
quick fulcrum
#

rooBlank what

gritty rose
quick fulcrum
mild crystal
quick fulcrum
flat talon
gritty rose
quick fulcrum
flat talon
quick fulcrum
hardy thistle
#

Wheeahoouhoopaloop

gritty rose
#

@quick fulcrum 02pat

flat talon
quick fulcrum
upbeat salmon
#

Wook. Save us from the weebs.

quick fulcrum
#

Alrighty off to work I go

hardy thistle
gritty rose
flat talon
#

i need the pepe version

hardy thistle
gritty rose
#

^ take this wook

hardy thistle
gritty rose
#

it's dangerous to go alone