#๐ฌoff-topic-no-destiny-talk
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HAHAHA, that's getting saved.
jesus
I already know there are logs.

something strange is a foot
Someone bring a cup full of brain cells please




Bruuuuuh itโs fucking 1am and I gotta wake up at 5

All nighter 
im drunk 
hi drunk, how are you

pretty buzzed
What did you drink?
probably alcohol ๐ค
What was the occasion?
I mean if youโre not drinking to get fucked up why drink
Did you make the dope looking shapes?
Sounds like you need another drink, Wook.

Damn, that sounds good right now. Some deep fried tater tots smothered in chili and cheese
Now ask someone if you can suck honey off them
I met my school crush today
That's kinda kinky. The honey thing, I mean.
outside of school?
Or them
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Definitely just hit this chick up about the honey sucking and she said yes ๐
Yes
Sucking on honey? 
@somber anvil Bee has entered chat
I'm going out to coffee with her tomorrow evening
@mild crystal Skate has entered chat

coffee 
Skate. I saw you direct that person to #dungeons in #story-quests ๐
Chrono you prefer tea?
water
@upbeat salmon shhhhhh

Yea she posted some pic of her in a bikini and it looked good so I went for it ๐
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Is chat usually this dead at this time?
That's unfortunate.
Damn tried it with someone else and she said maybe
It's just meaningful overnight relationships for me until I get back to California at the end of the year.
Are cafes not good for dates
Take her to a movie or something
Tf
Find out what her favorite movie and candy is
Then just set up movie night at your place with that easy asf girls love it
I know that
Well I know that from 4 years ago
Does a girl's taste in movie and candy change in 4 years I wonder
Do you live by yourself?
Cook her dinner
I can make really good oriental
Make a chocolate lava cake. With a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top ๐
@upbeat salmon 
Yesss
Hang on don't you think inviting a girl to your house for a first date a bit too intimate
I think I had another emote named :beewave:, but I deleted it
Yeah, I had to use three e's for that one since the other bee wave had two e's.
Iโm always tryin fuck the first night so no ๐๐

Never had girls over before a 3rd or 4th date



So what happened to that gf of yours

Did you give her the boot already or she booted you
Hi wook 
Yeah ok 
I got the boot
Yeah told ya

Drunk
ah
๐ค
Sounds a soft drunk state tbh
nah im about to ptfo
It was obvious she didn't want ya
im about t -10
people who cant handle their limit

You can take another shot or two before bed
I need to find mine
i have puked
my mind immidiately goes to team america
but when you drink 5 pints of screwdrivers in like 20 mins that might happen
Yes.
Team America ๐บ๐ธ
Team 
i drank a ass load of tequila and orange juice once and the first hit of a blunt made me puke all over the place lmao
vodka + oj is a screwdriver
tequila makes it golden
Tequila Sunrise?
That
tequila sunrise has grenadine in it
Drink water
thats why it goes from orange to red
wook
Makes sense
sunrise

@quick fulcrum 
Drinking simply wine it's something I do in dinners and that's if there's nothing better
It's just meh
HOW TO MIX THIS COCKTAIL Fill a chilled highball glass with ice cubes. Add orange juice and tequila. Float grenadine. Garnish with orange and a cherry. INGRE...
Margaritas pretty dope aswell
I got a nice bottle of 1982 Dom Perignon back at home. Waiting for a special occasion to crack it open.
Special occasion 
i wish i enjoyed alcohol more...mixology is actually really cool
Whenever I get to drink I usually mix so many shit at the end of the day I don't get how I never pass out or puke lmao
lol
the more sugar the more likeley you are to reject the alcohol
also the worse the ahngover
Like tons of different drinks, from soft to stronger. There was this one dinner I drank so fucking much I had to piss 4-5 times during the dinner
hence shit like 4 loko will damn near kill you
I used to sign to a service that every month shipped to my place a box with a different drink recipe and everything I needed to make enough for 3 drinks
Lmao
Including the glass and whatever fruit
Yeah I'm a sweet person
It was awesome 
I've never had a 4 Lokos before.
Don't plan on it. lol

i can promise you they are nothing good
I'm pretty satisfied with a nice glass of scotch every now and then.
What about that drink with serpent blood. Must be good
I might subscribe again soon ๐
Can't drink beer any more. Makes me piss like crazy.
hangover even veteran alcoholics couldn't avoid
i need a ice shaker and a set of tumblers
Maybe I would get finally a hangover 
You don't have one of those on your freezers like us EU people?
... you don't have one, Wook???
Do you drink the bullets aswell 

Whisky bullets.
Keeps your drink cold without watering it down.
Looks cool. Until you accidentally deepthroat a stainless steel bullet.
Whisky never liked that

I don't believe those fake ices are as good as cooling your drink or even keeping it cold as actual ice

The only good cooling is making cubes out of canned beans

I'm sure you did
Wook. You need these.
A bit extreme no?
i mean obviously. you keep your alcohol cold, ice your glass before adding your drinking ice, and then either stir or shake your alcohol before adding it to the glass
its a longs process lmao
Or just drink grey goose shots
Have you ever tried mead wook
its all about keeping the contents that you consum as cold as possible for as long as possible
to minimize dilution of the drink
Until you canโt remember who you got slapped by
yea i have
i had some the other day actually my buddies neighbor makes it

his is made with raspberries
Then he took an arrow to the knee
Damn
Sounds like a nice upgrade
Think today or tomorrow I'll buy a bottle
Think last night I drank 2 liters of alcohol if I had more money with me I'd get more since I wasn't driving home 
i want an ice maker that makes the same ice cubes from john wick
lmao
the little diamonds
Dog shaped ice cubes?
Ah I see

They do look nice
Why giveaway keys

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lmao they are alternating

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So can anyone explain me how does an early access of 2 years work with fortnut
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good night



meanwhile we lost
Solo carry 
@mossy anchor yes you can post spoilers from endgame
im so fucking sick of it @somber anvil
my entire team was literal fucking decoration
meanwhile i had to play dodgeball on another level
Yea itss why I dont really play mobas that much anymore
You canโt complain
yes i can
Not playing that ass game
You are playing LEAGUE
i swear to god
they are all talking like they are about to fucking smorc
"OMG WHERE ME TEAM"
Again, you are playing league lmao
Youโd have better luck microwaving a toaster
At least that would be entertaining hahaha
Ok I let the autism comment go
xd
But not that one you know better
I canโt stand LOL as a whole
Iโve had bloody stool that was more beneficial
And entertaining lmao
Side note outward is pretty fun
i just hate it when games are out of your control
like it just sometimes tilts me so hard
like no matter how hard you outplay them
your team makes you lose
also nani
Haha yes
bungie where the fuck is my p zone
because people that enjoy league will also enjoy a br game
^ he's not enjoying league
If you die in D2 PvP you can blame yourself. If you die in league you blame the champion, you blame support, you blame jungler, you will do everything to shift blame
Like everything thing else you fucked up in your life
Blame someone else all good

Yea right
โ4 stackโ
FUCKING JOTUN
@sama#9245
WHAT IS THIS

Itโs some green guy
DESTINY TALK
Run
You know what I say when I die in doto?
nice

:spy:
@short atlas I'm morphling ember 2 trick now
Play Viper
Be toxic
Pepe-ga
I wish I was as good as sumaiya

You a serial killer bro?
nah, you?
wait what
There is no only on playstation on the box
its not comming to pc day 1


Isn't BL3 coming in a couple of months?
in about 4 months
There are currently 103,424 users on the server.
anyone else see this new discord levels thing?
apparently when you apply boosts to a server you get audio quality increases, more emoji slots, upload size increase, banners and customer server backgrounds
neato stuff
I feel like it would be much more attractive for large servers if it allowed an increase to the channel limit.
both my phobias in one ign 
Destiny in ghostposting 
it's about the ign :triggered:
@legoman3635#2969
(เฒ _เฒ )


Yo neander ๐

Hello there Bee

Fancy seeing you here 

Damn gooey are you peeping on us? This is a private moment
He uh lurks alot 

Alice you renamed yourself?
You should probably get a room then
Oh I'm aware, he's still here and the last time I saw him was straight up like a year ago
From AliceHexy cause I cant fit AliceHexington
Because I stopped hanging out here
yea
My monitor comes with on screen crosshair lmao
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@somber anvil 
@spice fern 
@glossy vault it is rumored that the borderlands 2 dlc is going to brigde the gap between borderlands 2 and 3.
It could explain what happened to sancatury 2.
There's a new Borderlands 2 DLC coming out sometime soon
Supposed to be a joint between ending of 2 and beginning of 3
Isent that just a rumor tho 
I guess one could look at it that way
It's all but announced imo. I'm betting on a release date at or around e3
What is that 
You are deaf?
correct



so bout those ssds
What a waste of effort
Bl2 dlc years after the fact
Not exactly giving me confidence in bl3 right off the bat
It's just a hype generation thing. They could have just folded it into the beginning of BL3
Exactly
Not drop a dlc for a game thatโs been out for almost a decade
If they are charging money for it they can suck my ass
They had no problem coming out with cheeky little videos to do the same thing in the past including that horid excuse for a game they called the pre sequel
fuck me
No
darn
I liked TPS okay but it was a huge step down from BL2
Ok
thats whats about them
still have a 128gb boot drive with a 2 tb hdd
too bad i can put like nothing useful on the boot drive game wise
Nvme almost never worth it for gaming, sata III barely gets saturated.
For the most part its better to have seperate boot and game drive.
im thinking about upgrading my cpu and mobo
and ryzen 3000 series is looking mighty fine
Most current gens support m.2 though, not always nvme,
Nvme great for say shadowplay though
oof
why does humidity exist 
we out here
I use my drive for a lot of large files for stuff. Having the NVME rw speeds is massively helpful
I definitely didn't buy it for games but having D2 load instantly is a plus
i used to have a toshiba hdd that was awful
oh wait
Toshiba is actual garbage
i went to defrag it and it was 82% fragmented
that's the wrong balance
it was an old ass drive
@glossy vault
82%? How did it even function
it had a write speed of like 1mb/s
In general, nvme is barely needed, dont think ive ever seen D2 saturate sata III once started.
Shit i havent fragmented my drives in fucking ages

uh oh
Oh man, used to play gmod with what 300 addons on a laptop. Took like 5-10 minutes to load.
@drowsy rapids it took like half a day for 2 passes to get done
Now on a 850 evo and a proper desktop, i barely have time to adjust my chair.
Did you... FRAG it

You replaced it with a Seagate? Weird flex but ok
it was on sale
Oh fair enough
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got a 2 tb for like 50
cash moneys
That's a pretty good deal


now you gotta defrag the ssd 
he does have a recovery and backup drive so 
Might just be partitions, not actual backup
true
And even if it was, its still in risk of say malware/crpto and a power surge
@spice fern It won't let me defrag the SSD

you never do it
Oh
what an analogy
Frag the user before they try to defrag an ssd
whoa
frag out
@marble fern im ready
Defragging the ssd is like using your phone to smash a nail into a piece of wood instead of a hammer
@mossy anchor the reason you dont do it is because ssds have limited numbers of rewrites it can do and defragging a drive basically just moves data around
i belive


gtg 
@marble fern
Should I buy it? Seems like a good deal
im bouta commit genocide
@vale lion 

Is there 3 new chat mods ๐ฎ
okay fine
Yes elu
padi is better dun dun dun

i still play it
Go to server browser
oh
awww

.gif "It's coming"


bee
kawai
honey
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VIP Slots
did you set it to wumbo
You are being redirected to a empty server
bruh
@mossy anchor use battle log
in game server browser is shit
battle.log is better

the server browser on battle.log doesn't lie about the player numbers
it actually shows servers that have a decent amount of people playing on them
oh
Gears of War 5 + 20+ other Xbox Game Studios games are coming to steam

@marble fern What the

Is MCC available for pre-order yet
later this year
Gears of War 5 will be the first game on steam
the rest will follow
could be December 31th
at 11:59:59

at least il be able to play the Halo 4 campaign
at this rate, I expect a November or December release date
oh
10 more days until Microsoft and Bethesda E3 Conference


Bethesda=TES 6
No
Microsoft = Haloo MCC news and GOW
Starfield and TES6 won't be at E3
Maybe new console unveil for Microsoft
Bleh
.gif DOOM
yeah tommorow as well
@mossy anchor has been warned
reason: Duplicated text
Fuck off mee6
ded chaat
Nou
Hi friends
Hi eva 
What happened bro
Through the wastelands, through the highways
PepeJam

And we'll grow in number (?)
!invite
Invite your friends!
https://discord.gg/d2pclfg
Check out our Borderlands 3 LFG Server!
https://discord.gg/ssdF6Uf
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imagine how annoying I'd be if I got implants
I can't even hear and I'm this annoying about music
Cochlear 
i wanna go home to binge more flash 
Electric hearing
Would it work?
hi eva 
I'm kinda nervous when I go in for my Lasik surgery
gotta throw the whole ear away
lol
Hi evaaaaaa



mordhau
FF14 
mordhau
Sometimes I play koovac
define some spare change
I would be willing to join you
: )
OVERWATCH
what type of game are you looking for

and how much do you have?
sorry for not being specific
cause you could just get uhhh
20 max
a bung of indie games
Humble bundle
where'd minty go
https://www.humblebundle.com/monthly?hmb_source=humble_home&hmb_medium=takeover&hmb_campaign=not_sub
Blops 4 rn for 12
I need to save rn so I cant buy the bundle 
you get 7 more games at the end of the month
well
they show you the large ones to draw people in
Overwatch and Rocket League are pretty good
which is a great deal
oooohh thats how it works
so wait
you buy the bundle and you get some games by the end of the month
You get Blops 4 rn and then more on june 7th
if I buy humble right now, does that include the zombo too or no
saints row 4 and hitman are on sale
power is back 


That butt tho


Is it creepy to appreciate that butt
it is not @mild crystal
AAAAAAAAAAh

GIMME GIMME GIMME 

Im more than ready...
Yes
@cloud basalt ๐
never played the old cod/halo series
I know nothing about gaming 
I am just a book nerd
You missed out
So good even the main screen was 
they used to call me the quarter master
@quick fulcrum gimme a book rec
mine
Divine Comedy 
you can read Mercury's Shadow
Neptune's Echo
Can I get it on kindle
Divina Commedia
My tastes are not that developed tho
oh
9 Circles of Hell ๐ฆ
My last reading was the complete asoif series of books




































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