💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[boreal ferry]

first of all, i hate goku's subbed voice

[cyan junco]

Now that sounds hot padi

Stop being so lewd

[boreal root]

well yeah there are exceptions lol

[cyan junco]

[wicked topaz]

Barbosa

[boreal ferry]

second

[cyan junco]

Oof a fist now

[wicked topaz]

.gif smh

[boreal ferry]

i dont want to read my show, i want to watch it

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/vfWE.gif

[boreal root]

sean schemmel >> some 80yr old grandma

[cyan junco]

.gif "yes please"

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/F5HI.gif

[wicked topaz]

I want to rather read than listen to bad voices.

[mild crystal]

no teeth is kinda hot

[boreal ferry]

voices are good to me

[boreal root]

dub

sux

[cyan junco]

That is either monkaTOS or monktard

[boreal root]

m8

[boreal ferry]

to you

[wicked topaz]

You are the second one, you know it ;)

[cyan junco]

You bois better not being discussing unpopular opinions or ill bring my own and trigger half discord

[wicked topaz]

Hey Danx. I think we should leave him alone now.

[cyan junco]

[wicked topaz]

remember, there is #flatearthers on the internet.

[mild crystal]

destiny guys gone wild in discord?

[boreal root]

eng voice actors sound like they just picked up some randies off the street, locked them in a room and told them to read lines w 0 emotions and changes in their tone

[wicked topaz]

Everything exists.

[cyan junco]

I have very unpopular baits that make this chat go mad

[wicked topaz]

Sorry, Robbie had to.

[boreal ferry]

sub elitist SMH

[cyan junco]

Stop bullying Robbie

He's just a bad weeb

[wicked topaz]

Okay, start Bullying Barbosa

[mild crystal]

not all dubs are bad, just most

[boreal root]

robbie has ProAntivaxx.com bookmarked

[cyan junco]

I'd like it tbh

[boreal ferry]

But seriously, if you look up ghost stories you will understand why it needs to be watched dubbed

[cyan junco]

[boreal ferry]

dubbed*

[cyan junco]

Bully me like you mean it

[wicked topaz]

Most of the time the English voice or text just doesn't sound as good as the main dub.

[mild crystal]

some of the voice actors in anime are so hot

[boreal root]

antivaxx flat earther from alabama who supported their abortion law

xd

[mild crystal]

sub.

[cyan junco]

True animr watchers watch it subbed and don't read subtitles

Just saying

[boreal root]

that's ascended otakus only

[mild crystal]

i look up voice actors lol

[wicked topaz]

True anime watchers, know japanese.

[cyan junco]

Abortion in Alabama are made with harpoons

[mild crystal]

ching chang wanna see my wang?

[cyan junco]

[subtle dune]

no

[wicked topaz]

Hoecat stop.

[cyan junco]

Ching chong your dog is now gone

[mild crystal]

i speak jap.

[boreal ferry]

@mild crystal NO

[subtle dune]

what

[boreal root]

discord dub when? i don't wanna read

[wicked topaz]

Don't even go there, don't play stupid with me.

[boreal root]

reee

xd

[subtle dune]

damb he just changed a language

[wicked topaz]

There is text to speach

[cyan junco]

[boreal root]

./tts

[subtle dune]

[cyan junco]

[wicked topaz]

Leave it out now Barbosa

[cyan junco]

I was snapped

[boreal root]

petition to enable tts for p2w bois

[mild crystal]

they actually have some really good tts voices online

[cyan junco]

Hire*

[boreal root]

actually p2w not those light blue wannabes

[cyan junco]

Illiterate weeb

[wicked topaz]

Hoecat, go and play with your alexa.

[cyan junco]

Can I play with Alexa aswell

[wicked topaz]

No.

[cyan junco]

Why

[torn kettle]

Yo anyone have good book recommendations?

[cyan junco]

I'll go cry in the corner

[wicked topaz]

What genre?

[boreal ferry]

@torn kettle what kind of books?

[mild crystal]

manga? i assume

[cyan junco]

Only rank 73...

Wtf

[torn kettle]

Any genre, I just like to read

[boreal ferry]

i havnt read a lot in my life, most of my reading was done early highschool and late middleschool

[torn kettle]

@boreal ferry need any book recommendations?

[boreal ferry]

i really enjoyed the cirque du freak series if you wanna look that up

nah, ive got books i want to read

just havnt gotten around to it

[torn kettle]

I read that a bit, did you read the author's other series, demonata?

[boreal ferry]

got into anime and i do that now =p

i did not

[torn kettle]

That was some messed up stuff for a ya book

[boreal ferry]

ill check that out

[boreal root]

i'm just waiting for GRRM to keep his promise and release winds of winter next summer so i can read that

[boreal ferry]

i loved the cirque du freak series

[wicked topaz]

Percy Jackson if you like Greek mythology.

[boreal ferry]

was gonna say that next

[boreal root]

read IT but i think stephen king was on coke when he wrote that so there's some fucked up shit

[boreal ferry]

percy jackson and the olympians as well as the heroes of olympus after that

and his other Egyptian series

[torn kettle]

I think I read up to the egypt series in middle/early highschool

[mild crystal]

fight club is a good book, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, ender's game, war of the worlds.

[boreal root]

https://gyazo.com/940e301189bc2adea12b32b759c758d6

there ya go

[wicked topaz]

There are I think 8 Books now, Robbie.

[mild crystal]

most stephen king books are good

[boreal root]

yee

but IT kinda scarred me when i read it

[mild crystal]

ann rice vampire books are alright

[boreal root]

esp the part in the sewers

cause.... yeah....

[torn kettle]

yeah we all know about the train sequence

[boreal ferry]

@wicked topaz in what series?

[mild crystal]

interview with a vampire

[wicked topaz]

Percy Jackson

[boreal ferry]

oh ive read them all

7 times each

[torn kettle]

Anyone here reading the red rising series?

[wicked topaz]

How many are there?

[amber wigeon]

There's Heroes of Olympus and the Apollo series too

[torn kettle]

4 I want to say 3 in the first trilogy then a time skip to the second one

[mild crystal]

lion witch and wardrobe is a good reread

[boreal ferry]

there is only 5

[wicked topaz]

I see

[boreal ferry]

lighting thief, sea of monsters, titans curse, the battle of the labyrinth and the last olympian

[mild crystal]

dark tower -stephen king

[torn kettle]

I couldn't get into dark tower, I can def see why it's popular though

[amber wigeon]

Technically there's one more book if you count Demigod Files @boreal ferry

[boreal ferry]

true

[torn kettle]

Anyone here a fan of the culture series?

[boreal ferry]

never looked at that tbh

havnt heard of that

[torn kettle]

some of the best scifi there is

each book is self contained so you can jump in on any of them. But Player of games is a good entry book

[boreal ferry]

have you heard of the graceling series?

[torn kettle]

ooh no what is that

[boreal ferry]

ill have to look those up

the books are graceling, fire and bitterblue

uhhh

its been so long idk how to explain what its about

[mild crystal]

michael crichton is probably one of my favorite authors

[torn kettle]

Just looked up a quick summary and it looks like my type of thing, thanks i'll check it out

[boreal ferry]

np

[boreal root]

if yoou're fan of the witcher

read the witcher books

i think there are 7 of them

[torn kettle]

I forgot about those, should really check them out. If you're a fan of fantasy the malazan series is so good

[mild crystal]

timeline, andromeda strain,

[boreal root]

here's a guide of u want to read them

which order etc.

https://www.reddit.com/r/witcher/comments/3qm8p9/so_you_want_to_read_the_witcher_books_guide/

[torn kettle]

thanks

[boreal ferry]

this chat makes a lot of jumps

from furries to weebs to books

[boreal root]

i'm on adderall so it's norm for me

[mild crystal]

our combined knowledge is vast

FU i dont get my refill till tomorrow

[boreal ferry]

rip

[cyan junco]

[boreal root]

rofl

[mild crystal]

but i only ran out 3 days early so i was pretty much a good boy

[boreal root]

i got like 50 left

refilled last week

ez

i usually end up w couple before my refill

[mild crystal]

my insurance pays month to month and only refills early by 28 days

[boreal root]

cause i take breaks

[somber anvil]

@mild crystal

[cyan junco]

@somber anvil

[boreal ferry]

now we are talking about medicine

[somber anvil]

:peepoLove:

[mild crystal]

i dont take breaks usually i run out like 2 weeks early

[somber anvil]

[boreal ferry]

@somber anvil

[torn kettle]

One last thing about books, read Dune if you have any interest in scifi. Best selling scifi book of all time. Villenueve is directing the movie.

[boreal ferry]

kapjak

be a bro real fast

[boreal root]

i take break whenever i have a lazy day cause i don't want to build up tolerance

[mild crystal]

michael crichton bro just google his name to see list of books so many good ones

@somber anvil

[boreal ferry]

dm me all of those books you've reccommended lol

[somber anvil]

[boreal ferry]

@torn kettle

[boreal root]

my first prescription was 10mg IR 2x a day, it helped for a week and i felt like a changed man then it stopped working completely

[torn kettle]

@boreal ferry just sent them

[boreal root]

so now i'm on my 2nd one and have 20mg 2x a day

which seems to be the sweet spot

[cyan junco]

I dmed you something better @boreal ferry

[mild crystal]

doors of perception

[boreal root]

@mild crystal got 2 prescriptions on me as we speak for the next 2 refills (months)

[cyan junco]

Ruppies? @boreal root

[boreal root]

no i inject rabies

xd

[mild crystal]

yea well you know my dad is my doctor so im just constrained by controlled substance laws

[cyan junco]

@mild crystal your dad gives tou ruppies?

[boreal root]

well duh yeah, it says on them they can't refill it until after ____ (aka 30days after my last refill)

[mild crystal]

no its 28 days

[boreal root]

so my next one i can't use till 6/20 and the one after 7/20

30 days for me

[mild crystal]

most scripts are 23 controlled substances atleast in my state are 28

[boreal ferry]

@somber anvil

[boreal root]

cause i get 60 in a bottle so they don't want me to have extras i guess?

yes because all i want to do is sell it to high schoolers

obviously

it's not like it's helping me

[somber anvil]

@boreal ferry i responded to love

[boreal root]

. /s

[mild crystal]

i wouldnt risk the felony slinging scripts.

[boreal root]

well duh lol

i'd never sell them i'd rather keep them till they expire and throw them out

than give them to anyone

[boreal ferry]

i didnt see it

[boreal root]

crush them first so some dumpster diver doesn't poison some kids

[mild crystal]

lol this on doctor was like you can get 80$ for a oxy (max dose) you could make 2400 dollars did you know that

[boreal ferry]

[somber anvil]

@boreal ferry

[mild crystal]

he was baiting me to see if i sold tho

[boreal ferry]

[boreal root]

i remember this dude at my HS sold them for $8 a pill lmao

for 30mg i think

[mild crystal]

chump change for what the risk is

[boreal root]

idk why ppl take that shit when they don't need it

sure it keeps u awake and gets u more focused

[mild crystal]

because its speed?

[boreal root]

but meh

if it wasn't helping me i wouldn't take it

even though i enjoyed my years w recreational drugs

[mild crystal]

if you dont need it, it only helps you focus on things you choose not to focus on

[boreal root]

but that's behind me

[mild crystal]

i do it for the speed buzz

and energy

[boreal root]

i take it so i can tell my brain to stfu

and actually think before i speak instead of blurting some random shit out

[mild crystal]

i dont have adhd but i feel like it speeds up my brain so the fast thoughts i have are more clear

[boreal root]

i have combined adhd

[mild crystal]

withdrawel from adderal is not fun tho

[boreal root]

both inattentive and hyperactive

oh i remember my first major crash

i was driving from work and just got hit w massive depression and anxiety

[mild crystal]

no anxiety for me just depression and inability to desire to do things

[boreal root]

it was bad lol

so i just tried to fall asleep asap

[mild crystal]

why ive been working on not taking all of mine in the first 2 weeks and just taking it as i should

[boreal root]

but just kept laying on my bed for 2hrs thinking about the most random shit before i took benadryl and passed out

[mild crystal]

benadryl actually makes me drowsy but hyper its really weird

[boreal root]

i think it was mostly cause i didn't eat at all that day

beer makes me sleepy af, i could chug a 12 pack in front of u, just bloat the hell out of my stomach and fall asleep before it would get me drunk

[mild crystal]

alcohol only makes me sleepy when i slow down/stop drinking

[boreal root]

if i want to drink it's hard liquor only but meh i'm sick of alcohol at this point

[torn kettle]

That when mixed drinks come in

[boreal root]

had too much in the earlier days and now i'm good for life

now it's either none or some occasional drink w someone from time to time but rarely

i don't have that "drink till i puke and pass out" attitude anymore

[mild crystal]

i just drink with friends, and maybe once a week drink alone

[boreal ferry]

i stopped drinking when i turned 20 tbh

also kinda stopped having friends though....

[mild crystal]

i once passed out outside when it was 40F with just a tshirt on my friend woke me he thought i was dead and it took forever for me to stop shivering i mustve been out there for 8 hours

[boreal root]

w weed it's a diff story i'd prob smoke from time to time if it didn't stay in your system for so long you know? prob mostly during my days off adderall for a change of pace

but no, u smoke a blunt and it stays in your system for a month

cause fuck u

[mild crystal]

i dont really smoke but i dont get drug tested so meh

[boreal root]

i was into dabbing before i went on my serious job hunt

i'd dab once a day and that was pre adhd diagnosis

[boreal ferry]

dabbing?

[boreal root]

dabbed once a day for good 6 months

THC still kept coming up after 3 months

[boreal ferry]

[mild crystal]

i think in the last 10 years ive only been drug tested 4 times with various jobs but you dont know if the job is gonna require it until its too late lol

[boreal ferry]

should assume every job requires drug testing tbh

[boreal root]

it took 97 days for it to get out of my system and that's WITH running for 30min a day and drinking water mostly during that time

[mild crystal]

well derp

[boreal root]

just tried to get that shit out of my system asap

[mild crystal]

gotta burn fat

[boreal root]

still took over 3 months lmao

[vale heron]

guys, check out Linus's video upload. He just came out of the AMD brief and seems...Excited.

[upbeat salmon]

Have you tried a detox drink?

[boreal root]

yeah ik i was sweating as all hell

[mild crystal]

ty evo for the share

[boreal root]

detox drinks are overpriced sugar water in my eyes

i even found this recipe to make your own detox w ingredients worth like $5

which works

or used to work

[upbeat salmon]

Have you actually tried one before?

[boreal root]

now they'd tell u to retake it cause it was inconclusive

i did

[mild crystal]

when i was using DXM i got a false positive for PCP apparently thats quite common

[boreal root]

that's why i'm calling it sugar water

spent $50 and it did nothing

[vale heron]

all you need for a decent detox drink is ginger, multivitamin juice and a bunch of veg. stick it in a blender and suck that puppy down.

[torn kettle]

that honestly sounds even as a non detox drink

[upbeat salmon]

I spent a weekend smoking weed, doing ecstasy and hitting that booger sugar. Took a detox drink Sunday morning, and passed a drug test Monday morning.

[vale heron]

my suggestion? Oh yeah. I love it. it's usually my lunch option.

[mild crystal]

ive always wondered if recovering from a hangover get a saline drip or some ringer's lactate solution

[vale heron]

that would make sense seeing as alcohol dehydrates you. Ideally you want to drink a few pints of (clean) water when you get home.

[mild crystal]

i guess i dont really get hangovers anymore because i post game powerade before crashing.

but if i did

[boreal root]

blood or urine test tho

[upbeat salmon]

Urine test

[boreal root]

but it was prob urine if so then u lucked out

[mild crystal]

HAIR!

[boreal root]

that shit didn't work for me at all

nah hair tests are too expensive lol

[mild crystal]

i know

[upbeat salmon]

My piss looked radioactive

[mild crystal]

just your kidneys failing

[boreal root]

they wouldn't make u take them unless u did something really fucked up

[mild crystal]

all good bro

[upbeat salmon]

Employers are starting to do cheek swabs in CA

[boreal root]

the recipe i had for a homemade detox was from a reddit post from like 2011 or 2012 lmao

[mild crystal]

cheek swab drug test?

[upbeat salmon]

Yup

[mild crystal]

never heard of that

id troll the guy doing the swab and be like so what are you gonna do with my DNA test

[boreal root]

literally buy gatorade/powerade and get those jello packs, u mix 1 pack w 1 drink chug it, hold piss in, chug another drink, then pee after u finished your 2nd drink ideally an hr before the test

[upbeat salmon]

https://www.questdiagnostics.com/home/companies/employer/drug-screening/products-services/oral-fluid-testing.html

[boreal root]

then try to pee some more 30min after that

[mild crystal]

that sounds dirty

[boreal root]

and then go take your test

it used to work but won't now

cause it turns your piss into jello literally

aka they'll say inconclusive or positive (rarely tho)

[upbeat salmon]

Imagine pissing out a stream of jello 🤣

[mild crystal]

depends on the color itd have to be green

[boreal root]

cause they check for creatine levels etc as well and u just pissed out jello water that would look yellow if u took some vitamin b2 beforehand as well

u could just take creatine pills w that but there's prob a billion other stuff they look for as well

[mild crystal]

meh you guys are thinking to hard about this get medical license if you can

[torn kettle]

can't places still fire you for it?

[mild crystal]

if you cant just dont smoke for a month or 2 before finding a job

[boreal root]

it's actually funny cause most of the time ppl giving those tips either pretend or actually work at a lab that test urine for drug tests

we'll never know cause... internet

[mild crystal]

unlikely its a medical condition then it would be descrimination

[boreal root]

well yeah duh i obv stopped

withdrawals really sucked for the 1st 2 weeks

since dabs are literally thc concentrates which are way more potent than if u smoked like a normal person

the withdrawals are that much more potent and that's def the reason why i had it in my system for so long

the nightmares sucked so much

i'd wake up in the middle of the night every night just drenched in sweat

woke up on the floor couple times as well

wasn't as bad as sleep paralysis which i got to experience only once thank god lol but that was from LSD withdrawals

if you've never experienced it be grateful tbh

[high wasp]

LSD withdrawal? Never heard of that

[boreal root]

doesn't happen often but it's a thing

[high wasp]

Rough

[boreal root]

pretty much heightened my depression and anxiety causing me to have sleep paralysis or that's what i think caused it

[mild crystal]

i get sleep paralysis 1maybe 2 times a month i end up having to kick to snap out of it i once owned my ex gf

[boreal root]

i couldn't move whatsoever

[mild crystal]

well yea i cant mvoe but i think about kicking over and over and eventually i do i snap out of it a lot faster then just sitting there freaking out

[boreal root]

and there was this dark figure just hanging right over my face just staring at me with blank white eyes and a huge and i mean from ear to ear smile on its face

it felt like hours lol

[mild crystal]

idk mine was 5minutes i estimate but when i try kicking its like 1-2

[boreal root]

oh yeah the actual time was 5min max

but it felt like forever

[mild crystal]

next time try just thinking about kicking over and over i think trying to do that simple physical act you may end up doing while still in that sleep state that your brain hasnt given access back to you or whatever

[boreal root]

good tip tyty i'll use it if that ever happens to me again

it's been years tho

[mild crystal]

lucky i dont freak out anymore it just is uncomfortable and sucks

moonbase alpha was the best game that ever graced mankind

kuno didnt say whatup sisters... are you ok

[mild crystal]

barbosas waifu

[cyan junco]

[mild crystal]

ricardo emperor

[torn kettle]

Don't make me post sexy calus

[mild crystal]

you can’t

you need the p2w role

default pic master race

[grim oak]

UwU

[cyan junco]

Owo

[grim oak]

YwY

[mild crystal]

🚻

[cyan junco]

Yiffin all day

@mild crystal why is the male so thicc wtf

[mild crystal]

same sex bathroom sounds like a good time

[cyan junco]

If pps don't touch is ok

If they do even better

[mild crystal]

err wait both sex*

man im going to be night

[torn kettle]

did someone say Astolfo?

[cyan junco]

Owo

[brittle ice]

k

how do i get seasoned raider?

i have flawless last wish and scourge

30 comps scourge

10 comps last wish

[upbeat salmon]

@somber anvil There's a lot of weeb shit going on over here. We have a Code Weeb.

[somber anvil]

Oh no

Now now boys

Any further owos requires 350$ payment

[torn kettle]

See it's under control

[real kernel]

[bronze plume]

@torn kettle has been warned

reason: Posted a link

[upbeat salmon]

The "Do Not OwO" was posted 13 minutes ago.
I see 4 violations.

[wicked topaz]

[upbeat salmon]

We will split it 50/50, Bee. You get $700, I get $700.

[somber anvil]

fair enough

[wicked topaz]

Nah.

[mild crystal]

@somber anvil

[somber anvil]

@mild crystal

[wicked topaz]

I get 1000, Kalhu get's 400.

[mild crystal]

what if I UwU

[somber anvil]

Go ahead

[wicked topaz]

350$ in the bank.

[somber anvil]

UwU

[mild crystal]

It’s a U not an O

[torn kettle]

I've played ace attorney and that defense checks out

[wicked topaz]

[white stirrup]

[somber anvil]

Vixen

[mild crystal]

you are now bankrupt

[cyan junco]

@somber anvil stop stealing my maymays

[torn kettle]

that's only one owo though

[cyan junco]

[somber anvil]

But it good

[cyan junco]

Truuue

[upbeat salmon]

Damn, $2,100 just from Padi

We're making a killing tonight, Bee

[somber anvil]

[white stirrup]

[cyan junco]

Who's dying

[wicked topaz]

[boreal ferry]

A lot of people

[cyan junco]

Nice

[upbeat salmon]

The Great Weeb Purge of 2019

[cyan junco]

Do it

[white stirrup]

[cyan junco]

Start with vixen, he looks like mega weeb

[somber anvil]

Vixen is

[cyan junco]

Wow rude

[mild crystal]

Bee is Paddi is

❤

[somber anvil]

And skate is bae

[cyan junco]

[wicked topaz]

Who is Paddi?

Who is Bee?

[grim oak]

who is welfare?

[somber anvil]

Who is iPad

[cyan junco]

Who is my dad

Yeah no one knows

[wicked topaz]

Yup.

[cyan junco]

Do you really have to bully me

[heavy tendon]

@viral wharf DONT lewd a loli

[mild crystal]

Who is skate?

[wicked topaz]

Hmm, I only confirm your saying.

[marble fern]

[mild crystal]

Since PayPal sucks so much

What payment apps do people use for international transfers

Does anyone know

[grim oak]

probably paypal lol

[cyan junco]

@wicked topaz yeah you have a point

PayPal

[brittle ice]

or you can use bitcoin like a normal person

and contribute to taking down banks once and for all

[marble fern]

[worldly shard]

@somber anvil

[marble fern]

[somber anvil]

@marble fern @worldly shard

[worldly shard]

@marble fern

[cyan junco]

So my N word homie managed to get an actual Korean gf, I'm proud of these weebs

[somber anvil]

#💬destiny-chat

[cyan junco]

This isn't the place for destiny talk

[brittle ice]

Ghost posting means what again?

[somber anvil]

Means all non destiny talk goes in here

[brittle ice]

O i c

[cyan junco]

There's a thing called channel topic

Read it

[nocturne gust]

guys i am still crying over end game

i need closure

anything

[cyan junco]

Close the app and play something else

There fixed it

[nocturne gust]

...?

wdym

[cyan junco]

[bronze plume]

@mild crystal has been warned

reason: Duplicated text

[mild crystal]

wot

||thanos gay||

[carmine glacier]

Happy us government day off

[sharp sage]

I thought ghost posting is where we talk about our ghost

[agile oracle]

my ghost is a double speed demon sunshot barrel

[sharp sage]

you copied me

[stone spoke]

[somber anvil]

@stone spoke

[stone spoke]

@somber anvil

Can we trade lives bee? i got way too much going on right now

[somber anvil]

haha no

[cyan junco]

Sounds good to me

[spark dock]

im scared to even click it

[cyan junco]

Do it please

[spark dock]

[somber anvil]

[cyan junco]

I know you'll do it

Just not tell us

[spark dock]

[cyan junco]

Suuure

[somber anvil]

[spark dock]

[cyan junco]

Gonna get pretty tonight

[spark dock]

saw it on my facebook feed

no

just no

[cyan junco]

Beautiful right

[spark dock]

[cyan junco]

Haven't you read rule 33?

[spark dock]

why would you want your eyelashes to look like pubes

[cyan junco]

We don't kink shame in this server

[spice fern]

Dead chat

[somber anvil]

[quaint moth]

how do i say no i dont want you play with you nicely

[somber anvil]

"i dont want to play with you"

[quaint moth]

ty

[timid agate]

👀

[mild crystal]

Anyone watching Chernobyl on HBO

[native lake]

Dead chat 🦀

[somber anvil]

@native lake

[mild crystal]

[somber anvil]

@mild crystal

[mild crystal]

[gilded chasm]

what even is this emote for

[somber anvil]

for whalecoming people

Duhh

[gilded chasm]

idek what that means

[somber anvil]

😄

It means welcoming people

[gilded chasm]

ooooh

[somber anvil]

But its whalecome

😉

[gilded chasm]

whalecome

im an idiot

[native lake]

@somber anvil

[somber anvil]

@native lake

[mild crystal]

Bruh I can't tell if this female is trolling me or what

"I want you to have what you want but I don't think I can give it to you"

[somber anvil]

[native lake]

G Fuel

She's talking about G Fuel

Don't forget about their current offer and use Gladd's discount code

[sharp sage]

is gladd at 30% again?

[mild crystal]

Im actually tilted

I've been dating her for 3 months

[cyan junco]

She's breaking up with you

[gilded chasm]

rip kuno

[somber anvil]

@cyan junco

[cyan junco]

Bitches ain't loyal, games are

@somber anvil

[mild crystal]

Nah that can't be it

[cyan junco]

Yeah I'm sure that can't be it

[somber anvil]

@cyan junco Your mother was a murlock

[mild crystal]

Not like this

[cyan junco]

@somber anvil your dad was a black dragon

And that's why you never saw him again

[somber anvil]

No im pretty sure the disease got him

[mild crystal]

No he took an arrow to the knee

[cyan junco]

If he was black he was already infected

Otherwise he could've been red

[mild crystal]

[cyan junco]

This sounds bad but it's lore accurate

[mild crystal]

Bruh what do I even say to this chick

[somber anvil]

!invite

[bronze plume]

Invite your friends!
https://discord.gg/d2pclfg

Check out our Borderlands 3 LFG Server!
https://discord.gg/ssdF6Uf

[somber anvil]

Tell her to join the D2PCLFG server

[cyan junco]

Bro she wants to break up with you, I bet 25 shmeckles you're doing everything for her to stay with you

[mild crystal]

Hey I took you out to that really expensive dinner last week can you aleast suck me dry before you leave

Does that work

[cyan junco]

Yeah

[somber anvil]

[cyan junco]

Imagine dating for 3 months and not even a bj

Yiiiiikes

[mild crystal]

Welp I barely got any sex

[cyan junco]

Oof

Did you get any for the matter

Like at all

[mild crystal]

Maybe like once every 2 weeks

[cyan junco]

So virtual sex?

[mild crystal]

I usually took her out to dinner after work

Then to her place

[cyan junco]

@somber anvil what do we tell this N word brother

[mild crystal]

[somber anvil]

@cyan junco Dont say that

[cyan junco]

Hey I kept it pg 13

[mild crystal]

I really need to get better at dating

[cyan junco]

[somber anvil]

And yet you mean what you said

[cyan junco]

Getting sex every 2 weeks when you're just into something for 3 months isn't good

[somber anvil]

So to a certain extent you called him n word

[cyan junco]

Nigerian... What else you thought

Stop being nasty

[somber anvil]

uh huh

[cyan junco]

Smh head

Now that's being racist

[somber anvil]

[mild crystal]

Maybe I'm diagnosed with nice guy syndrome

[cyan junco]

Just cause we're part of the best country doesn't matter others don't matter

[mild crystal]

I was being Hella nice to her

[cyan junco]

That's called cuck in my country

[mild crystal]

[somber anvil]

You mean horned?

[cyan junco]

Yes

[somber anvil]

Hi eva

[cyan junco]

[mild crystal]

[tame sapphire]

She really owes you something sexual since you were nice to her. That's how it works, right?

[cyan junco]

[tame sapphire]

@somber anvil 💛

[somber anvil]

[mild crystal]

I dunno how to defend that

[cyan junco]

Just follow Eva tips, it will end up well trust me

[somber anvil]

Ofc you dont

[cyan junco]

[mild crystal]

Welp im probably gonna get dumped soon.

[tame sapphire]

Hey, I get all the sex I want so it works for me

[cyan junco]

You have discord at least

[tame sapphire]

[cyan junco]

[mild crystal]

Im pretty sure I was nice and chivalrous to her

Didn't force her into sex or anything

That's my standard in 2019

[cyan junco]

At this time of age there's few that take that as a keeper

[tame sapphire]

But you're upset you didn't get any even though you were nice to her?

[cyan junco]

You don't need to force anything

[mild crystal]

I'm not upset about the sex

I don't think that's it

[cyan junco]

@somber anvil when do we go out for Drinks

[somber anvil]

Come to porto and ill show you a bar @cyan junco

[cyan junco]

That's my plan

[mild crystal]

Porto?

[somber anvil]

Yes 🦀

[mild crystal]

Hang on Imma talk to her brb

[cyan junco]

Where the hot girls are

[tame sapphire]

I hope you end up with someone that makes you happy, Kuno, her or whoever else

[mild crystal]

Where's porto

[somber anvil]

In the north

[cyan junco]

Aliens

Get an alien

[mild crystal]

Italy?

[cyan junco]

They always make me happy

[tame sapphire]

I'm off again bye

[mild crystal]

Buhbai

[somber anvil]

bai

[mild crystal]

[cyan junco]

LMAO

Italy

Need to find time to go up there, maybe for a lunch if you get time

I'd invite Eva but I'm pretty sure I'd end up being annoying just because

[mild crystal]

Are any of y'all going for a vacation this year?

[cyan junco]

Vacation is working my dude

[mild crystal]

I had a nice 4 day trip to Goa this weekend

Was a social media marketing weekend workshop

[cyan junco]

Where is Goa

Africa

[mild crystal]

Close to Africa

Have you heard of India

It's there

[cyan junco]

I could make a joke but bee wouldn't let me

[lunar radish]

Do it

[cyan junco]

Can't

I'm a good boi

[lunar radish]

Bee isn't watching

[cyan junco]

[mild crystal]

What if Eva lurking

[lunar radish]

Improbable

[cyan junco]

What if I'm eva in disguise

Did you think of that. I bet ya didn't

[somber anvil]

@lunar radish Im always watching

[spice fern]

I did and ruled it out

[somber anvil]

Waiting for your

[lunar radish]

It's irrelevant beE since you're only a chat mod

[cyan junco]

Bee's always here but takes long to realize the room is burning

[somber anvil]

What the

[cyan junco]

[mild crystal]

[lunar radish]

[cyan junco]

You got fucked

[somber anvil]

@lunar radish ya wish you were a chat mod

[lunar radish]

[somber anvil]

BL3 Mod

[cyan junco]

If I were a chat mod yall would be banned

[lunar radish]

Bl3>D2

[somber anvil]

Haha yes

[cyan junco]

My personality > d2

[lunar radish]

Chat mods can't ban

[cyan junco]

Oof bee he's defying you, I wouldnt admit

[somber anvil]

Gooey knows whats up

[spice fern]

@lunar radish lets get haza here

[somber anvil]

[cyan junco]

Who

[somber anvil]

NO

NOT HAZA

[cyan junco]

Who

[lunar radish]

@haza

He isn't even here what the

[somber anvil]

He is

[spice fern]

@mild crystal

[lunar radish]

Oh nvm discord wasn't working

[cyan junco]

@teal pulsar yo man

[spice fern]

See

[lunar radish]

@mild crystal

[mild crystal]

[cyan junco]

Charlie is way more funny to talk with than you weebs

[spice fern]

@cyan junco what do you mean by that

[cyan junco]

You weebs need to be deleted

Just saying

[mild crystal]

True

[spice fern]

No u

[mild crystal]

Gun down the weebs

Like the degenerates they are

[cyan junco]

[spice fern]

@somber anvil I would like to report cyber bullying

[somber anvil]

Weebs deerve it

[cyan junco]

You want cyber bullying you'll get it

[spice fern]

Bee I will get haza

[somber anvil]

no

[cyan junco]

I think I lost some weeb discord emotes wtf

I got yeeted

[spice fern]

Bee stop beeing in denial about being a weeb

@somber anvil

[cyan junco]

Yeah tbf bee is like the mastermind weeb

He stays in the shadows

With his body pillow

[somber anvil]

I am not

A

WEEB

[cyan junco]

And eating

Sounds like what a weeb would say

This only confirms bee is indeed a weeb

[somber anvil]

.gif no

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/FXgY.gif

[cyan junco]

@mild crystal we have to end his misery

.gif mercy

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/P1hQ.gif

[cyan junco]

Any furries in chat, rise up

come on I just want to talk

[mild crystal]

Loads AR15

[agile oracle]

What about the gamers

Can we rise up

[cyan junco]

I swear it's only good talk

Nah gamers are boring

Go away

[agile oracle]

[cyan junco]

Am I a bad person guys

Be honest

[somber anvil]

[cyan junco]

No need to be scared

[lunar radish]

Stop being in denial bee

[somber anvil]

Gooey stop being in denial too

I know you me

[lunar radish]

In your dreams

[mild crystal]

I you Bee

[somber anvil]

[mild crystal]

Bruh when the girl with autism wants to talk in the hallway and you have to pretend to be nice

[cyan junco]

I love how no one answers me

[mild crystal]

[lunar radish]

Who

[mild crystal]

Kuno say hello to her

[cyan junco]

@mild crystal hey stop talking like that about bee

He's just... Special

[mild crystal]

Bee is Bae

[cyan junco]

Bee more like be e

[mild crystal]

oh

ah

😂

[cyan junco]

Get it?

[lunar radish]

More like beew but backwards

[cyan junco]

Wuub

True

[mild crystal]

Gottem

[cyan junco]

[somber anvil]

Whomst

[cyan junco]

Watchu say

Weeb

[mild crystal]

Don't attack my bae

[cyan junco]

Can we make a gachimuchi topic in destiny discord

Please

[somber anvil]

[cyan junco]

Oh come on

I want to show how Billy is

That sweet hot dead man

[mild crystal]

@somber anvil

[cyan junco]

[mild crystal]

If you had to learn a musical instrument what would you pick

[cyan junco]

Ass

[somber anvil]

@mild crystal

[mild crystal]

[cyan junco]

It's like a bong but better

[mild crystal]

Time to find a willing teacher

I need a one dance

🎵

I was considering violin

[cyan junco]

[mild crystal]

Seems like a weeb instrument

[cyan junco]

So is you

Eueeeeee

Bee hgih five me @somber anvil

We got another one

[somber anvil]

[cyan junco]

[somber anvil]

.gif nou

[hazy nebula]

You are on cooldown. Try again in 4.80s

[somber anvil]

.gif nou

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/Tpae.gif

[somber anvil]

Unexpected

[cyan junco]

.gif nou

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/uukM.gif

[cyan junco]

4chan/8chan is like the internet heaven

[vestal bloom]

Full of weird neckbeards tho

Namely the ones that keep cum rags/cum boxes

Other than that

Yes 4chan has done neat stuff

[cyan junco]

Who doesn't keep one of those tbh

[timid agate]

Me

[somber anvil]

@timid agate

[timid agate]

@somber anvil hai cutie

[somber anvil]

[cyan junco]

Tickle bee

[somber anvil]

[tulip harbor]

Bees are flying insects closely related to wasps and ants, known for their role in pollination and, in the case of the best-known bee species, the western honey bee, for producing honey and beeswax. Bees are a monophyletic lineage within the superfamily Apoidea and are presently considered a clade, called Anthophila. Wikipedia

Lifespan: Western honey bee: 122 – 152 days, Early

🤔 @somber anvil

[somber anvil]

Dont ghostping

[spice fern]

@somber anvil is a super bee

[tulip harbor]

Wasps > bees

Change my mind

[somber anvil]

Well

Bees are cute and make honey

Wasps want to take your lunch money

[tulip harbor]

I mean

They both scary

[tame sapphire]

Not all bees are scary

[somber anvil]

Bees arent scary

[tulip harbor]

Bruh

The buzzing sound

And that sting

[tame sapphire]

We used to have at my place a hive of a species called Jati

[tulip harbor]

No thanks

[somber anvil]

Thats our way to greet you

[tame sapphire]

They're really tiny and golden

And they don't have stings

[mild crystal]

teem ahp for speshul attak

[tame sapphire]

Their honey is super sweet too

[cyan junco]

@somber anvil

[tame sapphire]

Although we never got the guts to take it from our place

It was part of the house =]

[tulip harbor]

😣

[mild crystal]

parsonde shabé morgal

that's what widow says

[cyan junco]

[mild crystal]

hey I have a question

what's an egirl

[cyan junco]

Personne n'échappe à mon regard

that's what she says

but let's pretend you knew

[mild crystal]

Hi friends

[somber anvil]

hai

[mild crystal]

I got to taste unprocessed honey a month ago

It was heavenly

[carmine glacier]

🍯

[mild crystal]

[grim oak]

bees are not agressive

wasps are

[mild crystal]

So bees don't sting for no reason?

Cos some times there's a bee in my balcony. It never stings me

[grim oak]

you experienced otherwise?

[somber anvil]

@carmine glacier

[grim oak]

because i'm sure they don't

[mild crystal]

Well I've never seen a hive

[short atlas]

bees are scazty

[mild crystal]

^ bro I'm PA main now

[short atlas]

cringe

i pick whats good according to the game

[mild crystal]

Invoker is dead for me

I'm just not good at him anymore

[short atlas]

invoker is bad

hero

but

you can snowball if enemy is bad

[mild crystal]

They even buffed quas wex

Hey atleast drow got nerfed

[somber anvil]

Rip drow mains

[tame sapphire]

Bees don't sting unprovoked but they won't know for sure who harmed them

[mild crystal]

They had it coming~

[tame sapphire]

I once saw an attack on a guy passing by because someone else cut their tree

I got attacked too but not as badly 😩

[mild crystal]

I got stung once when I was a kid

I was watching Pokemon and the bee flew in from the window and gave me the fat stinger

I didn't want to go to school for a week

[tame sapphire]

Lol

[mild crystal]

It stung me on my face :(

[tame sapphire]

I had about 10 in both my back and my tummy it was sad. The guy ended in the hospital

[mild crystal]

BUT IT WAS REALLY COOL

The girl I had a crush on

Tussled my hair

Nd said I looked cute

[tame sapphire]

Awn

[mild crystal]

[somber anvil]

[mossy anchor]

Does anyony know how to jimmy a lock

[mild crystal]

There's plenty of stuff on YouTube

Unless you need something specific

[mild crystal]

Chat dead?

[somber anvil]

[spice fern]

bee did it

[wraith glade]

Rip

[mild crystal]

[lunar radish]

Ded

[broken lion]

Gooey is still yellow

[lunar radish]

Always

[broken lion]

Golden bois

[mild crystal]

You ever drink green tea and your roomie thunk you're drinking his beer?

jaundice brothers

Bad story

[wraith glade]

Lol

[somber anvil]

Hey willeh

[broken lion]

Bee

[somber anvil]

Oh hai

your back

New account?

Why

[broken lion]

I was thinking about playing the thing again

New account?