#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

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upbeat river
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Serverowner abuses his powers for no good 🙅

glossy vault
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people crack me up

upbeat river
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Ima make a petition

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Youre done so ked

glossy vault
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ima not post it

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youre the next bboy

upbeat river
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I have not thought this far

glossy vault
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yes exactly

upbeat river
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Hold up

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activates karen mode

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Id like to talk to the man in charge

mild crystal
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had such a magical moment on the elevator... she asked me what floor i said 2 i knew it was love at first sight.

glossy vault
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nice

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which anime is that

upbeat river
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When i talk to the serverowner ur ginna be banned keedd

mild crystal
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im gonna go hangout on the elevator until she shows up again wish me luck

upbeat salmon
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And now Hoecat is going to follow her home and admire her through her bedroom window all night.

mild crystal
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na man

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thatd be weird

upbeat river
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Yeah he only does it throughout the day

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He needs sleep for more energy

mild crystal
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na the time i did that cops showed up got a restraining order

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didnt work out

upbeat river
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Atleast she had to sign it?

upbeat salmon
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I know that's a joke, but at the same time it's also believable.

mild crystal
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naw its believable because its something ive honestly thought about doing but never did

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i mean what guy hasnt thought about stalking a girl. thinking and doing are different things bro

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*awkward moment of silence

agile portal
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When saying "LFGing" out loud how do you pronounce it?

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I think it is like "lafugging"

mild crystal
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L-F-Gying

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GEING*

somber anvil
gritty rose
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El-Ef-Gee-ing

somber anvil
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weeb

gritty rose
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@somber anvil Hug_ailuna

spark dock
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bee is a bweeb

somber anvil
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no

gritty rose
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@spark dock Hugu

spark dock
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yes NepSmug

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@gritty rose AkkoHug

somber anvil
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crokan stop changing your pfp

gritty rose
spark dock
somber anvil
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ok

gritty rose
spark dock
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you're not my dad reeeeeeee

somber anvil
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I am not your father

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But

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I am beehappy

mild crystal
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guys i got like 8TB of movies and TV shows

spark dock
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good for you

somber anvil
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But why

mild crystal
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and anime

somber anvil
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Just use popcorntime

spark dock
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anime PogChampButBreathingHeavily

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everyone needs 8tb of anime

gritty rose
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Or, you know.. just stream it peepoAff

mild crystal
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because its quality always available no stream lag.

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why not

spark dock
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stream lag OMEGAROLL

gritty rose
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Get better internet PeepoDance

spark dock
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^

mild crystal
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what my internet is fine lol, just saying sometimes the websites have lag not me.

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why u guys such haters

spark dock
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2 more days then the 8th ep of kimetsu no yaiba is out HYPERSrainbow

gritty rose
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find better websites cmonBruh

spark dock
gritty rose
quick fulcrum
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padi is confirmed hackzor

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@wicked topaz

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SHE STEPPED ON A C4 WITHOUT DYING rooKek3D

gritty rose
spark dock
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social 1 isnt cancer is this some kind of joke

gritty rose
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just wait for it harunahide

spark dock
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welp

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they're doing asmr

chilly birch
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and somebodys a woodpecker

wicked topaz
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Lau don't expose me like that

spark dock
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not sure

quick fulcrum
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oops

somber anvil
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Crokan changed pfp again

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Also padi and lau playying siege and dont inv le bee

quick fulcrum
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oh

gritty rose
spark dock
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@somber anvil KyokoGun

somber anvil
quick fulcrum
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Padi went to bed

wicked topaz
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Sorry Kalhu :(

quick fulcrum
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karmakarmakarma chameleoooooon

wicked topaz
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Lau no u Loved

somber anvil
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Almost have all my ME1 mods ready

spark dock
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changed it again happy @somber anvil ?

somber anvil
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weebs peepoRemembrance

spark dock
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bweebs

quick fulcrum
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WEEBS

somber anvil
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Never heard of them

quick fulcrum
somber anvil
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Whats a bweeb lau

spark dock
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bee doesnt even acknowledge his own kind

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disgusting

quick fulcrum
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I dunno

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sounds cute though

somber anvil
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it does

quick fulcrum
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you know what else is cute

somber anvil
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noooo

quick fulcrum
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no more Clashes

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I find that oddly humourous

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bee come back

somber anvil
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im here

spark dock
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y'all eat the ice thats left in your drink? HOLYFUCKINGSHIT

somber anvil
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no

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sounds like a weeb thing to do

harsh quartz
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I don't put ice in my drink.

spark dock
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fcking bweeb

somber anvil
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Hmmm imma setup a shutdown timer

quick fulcrum
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Beecause you're gonna come in and rock out the team anyways

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Shitty pun

spark dock
spark dock
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who the fuck uses gif no u's OMEGAROLL

gritty rose
somber anvil
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Non weebs do

spark dock
gritty rose
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bweebs*

wraith glade
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Are those pokemon cards?

spark dock
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NO

quick fulcrum
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Yu-Gi-Oh

wraith glade
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ohh are they magic cards?

quick fulcrum
wraith glade
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crap

spark dock
quick fulcrum
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Get your ass in the box

somber anvil
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Its clearly heartshtsone cards willy

spark dock
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im disappointed

somber anvil
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Sheesh

gritty rose
spark dock
wraith glade
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but Hearthstone is a online game?

somber anvil
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People play it locally as well

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I've seen recreations

wraith glade
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that would require going outside to see

gritty rose
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copycats of it pop out everywhere

wraith glade
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and outside is scary

somber anvil
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Very scary

gritty rose
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like that new one, magic the crafting?

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or gathering? idk

mild crystal
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oh man i use to play magic like 15 years ago

wraith glade
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dang you played magic before i was born

somber anvil
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Well

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Im off to bed

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Good night

gritty rose
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@somber anvil gn Hugu

quick fulcrum
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Goodnight bee

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<3

wraith glade
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gn bee have good dreeems

wicked topaz
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Lau is the cutest

quick fulcrum
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No padi rooAww

vestal bloom
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@somber anvil peepoLove peepoLove peepoLove

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Sleep well beeeeee

quick fulcrum
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Definitely is padi rooAww

wicked topaz
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No no, you are the cutest. pomfAww

quick fulcrum
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No you rooPat

cyan junco
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sup sexy people

river agate
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One message removed from a suspended account.

cyan junco
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i said sexy people. excuse me

river agate
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One message removed from a suspended account.

quick fulcrum
cyan junco
unreal flume
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She said prrrty

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Lmao

cyan junco
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?

unreal flume
cyan junco
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say so is your grammar

unreal flume
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Y’all got some secret role on me

cyan junco
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leilani wants to do it tho

unreal flume
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Yea

cyan junco
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so go do it

unreal flume
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Maybe

cyan junco
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maybeh

unreal flume
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Already got cuter people

cyan junco
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thank you

unreal flume
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😏

cyan junco
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hannah is always ready it seems

unreal flume
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They always are

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Just send a dick pic after you get them laughing

gritty rose
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or just send them a dick pic to make them laugh

unreal flume
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F

cyan junco
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I'm sensitive to that topic

gritty rose
cyan junco
unreal flume
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Shit I went to boot camp and you gotta shower naked in front of your division every day

cyan junco
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I bet they dropped the soap on you multiple times

unreal flume
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As long as you’re over 5 inches you are good lmao

cyan junco
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Imagine being under 5 inches

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Oof

quick fulcrum
unreal flume
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imo you’re still small asf but hey

cyan junco
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Wait

unreal flume
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Better than some lmao

cyan junco
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How you know

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I never said my size how you know PES3_Cry

unreal flume
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Imagine being under 8 inches

cyan junco
quick fulcrum
cyan junco
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Imagine dragons

unreal flume
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Or shorter than 6’2”

cyan junco
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Midget

quick fulcrum
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cirComfy time to roll back out

wicked topaz
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Lau is a cutie LauHug

quick fulcrum
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Padi's cuter rooHugJen

cyan junco
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I'm 6'03 thats good for our non freedom country

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Don't judge please

wicked topaz
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Lau's cutest LauHug

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It is Barbosa.

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But

cyan junco
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But

wicked topaz
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I'm sorry. I judge you.

cyan junco
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Woah

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Why

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All I've done is give people the same amount of love

quick fulcrum
cyan junco
quick fulcrum
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Need to adjust my wallpaper on my computer

cyan junco
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Padi how tall are you blobglare

quick fulcrum
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Should I mention my height

cyan junco
quick fulcrum
cyan junco
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Do it

wicked topaz
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Lau is sooo cute

quick fulcrum
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6'1

wicked topaz
cyan junco
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That's big

wicked topaz
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I like that

cyan junco
quick fulcrum
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Tall girl

wicked topaz
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5'9

cyan junco
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Bigger girl than me

wicked topaz
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Lau probs a head taller than me SombraAww

quick fulcrum
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Taller, not bigger

cyan junco
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Big=tall in my book

quick fulcrum
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I think I'm two heads taller padi

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cirThink depends

cyan junco
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2 heads

quick fulcrum
cyan junco
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Someone link a hydra in chat

spice fern
cyan junco
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We need to summon a hydra

spice fern
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you can link one

quick fulcrum
plucky heath
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pineapple pizza is yummy

sinful wharf
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what

marble fern
wicked topaz
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I guess Lau, but I'm fine with that.

quick fulcrum
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I can pick you up

unreal flume
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I’m just trying fuck hoes and suck toes

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Only 1 more shot and all have all 3 power Hpv shots

quick fulcrum
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Neat

cyan junco
wicked topaz
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maybe Lau hihi

glossy vault
real pulsar
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Wtf is that guy talking about lmao

unreal flume
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Who fucking knows

wicked topaz
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Lmao

unreal flume
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I post whatever tf I think in this

quick fulcrum
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Daww Padi owoWave

wicked topaz
quick fulcrum
glossy vault
quick fulcrum
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Yikes

cyan junco
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Stop the censorship

quick fulcrum
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That's a no from me

wicked topaz
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Lau gonna pick me up SombraAww

glossy vault
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put the chancla down

quick fulcrum
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But she wants hugs ubuu

unreal flume
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I dig it

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Pickle juice is good asf

wicked topaz
quick fulcrum
wicked topaz
cyan junco
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Got it on camera

quick fulcrum
boreal ferry
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RIP me guys

cyan junco
upbeat salmon
boreal ferry
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Just crawled under a building for l ik ke 30 minutes to find a kitten, never found it

cyan junco
boreal ferry
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Now work is over and my ride is going to be an hour and 30 minutes late

cyan junco
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Were there any chineses close by

boreal ferry
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Gonna be home late on my birthday

cyan junco
boreal ferry
cyan junco
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PES_Devil make a pact with me

boreal ferry
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Who are you?

flat talon
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im dying in this suit

cyan junco
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The devil

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Then don't be a furry

boreal ferry
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Wook

quick fulcrum
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Hehehe

boreal ferry
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Why are you in a furry suit

cyan junco
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Ffs wook

flat talon
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I hate wearing ties

boreal ferry
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I mean if it's your thing I dont judge

cyan junco
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Unzip that then

flat talon
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I will ban you all

boreal ferry
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Suits suck

cyan junco
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Ban me harder ddy

mild crystal
boreal ferry
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I also really sont like wearing ties

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Had to for graduation, havent worn one since

cyan junco
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Why when we going pride skate always pops up

mild crystal
cyan junco
boreal ferry
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Skate is obsessed with mercy rn

cyan junco
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Skate likes the easy pick

boreal ferry
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@cyan junco I dont like your new pfp

cyan junco
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Racist pig

boreal ferry
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Not anime enough

cyan junco
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Do you even know who this is

quick fulcrum
cyan junco
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Weebs...

boreal ferry
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No I dont

quick fulcrum
cyan junco
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Ofc you don't

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Logs don't lie

boreal ferry
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Lolol

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I'm jk though

cyan junco
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Imma call my non white homies and whoop that ass

boreal ferry
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It's just wierd not seeing yui when you talk

cyan junco
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Yeah it fucks you up

boreal ferry
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I associated yui with you

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YOU WERE YUI

cyan junco
boreal ferry
cyan junco
boreal ferry
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Emote spam

cyan junco
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Redacted emotes allowed?

boreal ferry
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Why is a fake truck driver even here?

cyan junco
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Equality

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Every partnered server needs at least one black, one Asian, one Android, one sayajin, and a fake truck driver

boreal ferry
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Tbh I agree

cyan junco
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Why you think we got partnered shortly after I joined

boreal ferry
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I'm pretty sure we were partnered well before you joined THONK

cyan junco
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Nah

carmine glacier
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Hmm

cyan junco
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That was a fake partnered

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Real one was last week

boreal ferry
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Ah

cyan junco
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You were probably asleep

boreal ferry
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Makes sense

cyan junco
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Yeah

boreal ferry
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Tbh a fake truck driver would know alot more than me

cyan junco
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tbh anyone would

boreal ferry
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So rude to me

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On my birthday

lunar radish
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Robbie

boreal ferry
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Gooey

lunar radish
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You know what an HSR is in Rs3?

boreal ferry
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No

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Tell me

lunar radish
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One of the rarest obtainable items in the game, rolled for it twice this week and failed lol

boreal ferry
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Oh

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The ring

lunar radish
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Yeah

cyan junco
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Tbh you not knowing who the dude in my pfp is, is quite the pepega my dude

boreal ferry
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I rolled for that once

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Got the FUCKING BLURBERRY SPECIAL

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Or wtv its called

lunar radish
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I have 3 now 😦

boreal ferry
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Rip

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How many clues have you done?

lunar radish
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Just rolling the table is a 1/60k

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Idk like 150, don't do clues

boreal ferry
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Cant.you only get the ring from clues?

lunar radish
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Anything RDT related

boreal ferry
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Oh

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I would think clues have the highest chance though

lunar radish
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Nah

boreal ferry
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Elite and master clues

lunar radish
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I don't think they hit the RDT often

boreal ferry
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I've done like 400 elite clues

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Nothing good from them

lunar radish
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Can't stand elites

boreal ferry
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Close to 120 thieving now

lunar radish
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Did 4 masters, got a soul orn kit, ez 35m

boreal ferry
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Fucking lucky

lunar radish
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Ask Eva, I'm super lucky on Rs

boreal ferry
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Most expensive things I've gotten are like 1m lmao

lunar radish
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Leg piece from Rax is 1/40, my drop rate is 1/31 lol

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Hilt is 1/120, mines 1/58

boreal ferry
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Have noxious weapons gone down in price mucb?

lunar radish
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130m bow/staff 150m scythe

boreal ferry
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Scythe is 150m????

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Holy shit

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Was 220m when I got mine....

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Rip

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Are you on rs right now?

lunar radish
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Yes

boreal ferry
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Wanna do me a favour?

lunar radish
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What

boreal ferry
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Go into the r quark friends chat and ask for the price of the red Santa hat

lunar radish
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662m

boreal ferry
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They answered fast

lunar radish
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Price check discord, fk fcs 😛

boreal ferry
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Indont need the ge prixe

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Price

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I need the street

lunar radish
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It's real price bby

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Pc discord is street

boreal ferry
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So that's not the price it shows in the ge?

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Ok

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I've lost 10m rip

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Bet you it will go up if I sell it

lunar radish
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Lol

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My dad had 4 santas at 20m like 10 years ago

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Should have kept them 😛

boreal ferry
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Your dad plays runescape too?

lunar radish
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He did

boreal ferry
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Cool family

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I'm gonna be that dad one day

tame sapphire
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My dad played jokenpo. Once. When I was a kid

boreal ferry
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What's jokenpo?

lunar radish
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Anyway yeet, going to go break my hands 1 ticking hunter for the next hour

boreal ferry
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What method are you using?

lunar radish
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Perfect plus potion

boreal ferry
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I got 99 hunter during dxp weekend with protean traps

quick fulcrum
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@wicked topaz is still cutest let it be known

lunar radish
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Perfect plus on Ornate turtles

boreal ferry
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Ornate turtles.....

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That an eastern lands method?

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It's been a while

lunar radish
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Arc shit ye, 1.6m/h without double exp 😛

boreal ferry
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Nice

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No xp waste

plucky heath
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can i put youtube links here

boreal ferry
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Yes

plucky heath
boreal ferry
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I've been thinking about watching that

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Might now that I've seen a clip of it

mild crystal
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its a horrible show

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i started watching it cos of andy who i thought was pretty funny but its just so cringy

boreal ferry
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I can deal with cringe

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If its funny

mild crystal
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well i guess to be more specific it's like

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'american cringe'

boreal ferry
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Well I am american

mild crystal
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like most american TV shows are really fucking cringe cos its this family entertainment sort of humor

plucky heath
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how does it compare to the office

boreal ferry
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Which office

plucky heath
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US

mild crystal
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like the US office, sometimes it can be funny but i dont think it can hold a light to the original

boreal ferry
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The office was the cringirst thing I ever watched

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Idk why I sat through it, I wanted to quit during the first season

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But I kept going and I fell in love

mild crystal
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lol

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its kinda the same thing with the original office if you've ever watched it

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but its different

boreal ferry
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I havnt

mild crystal
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its cringe as in really awkward human interaction cringe

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its very dry humor

boreal ferry
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Micheal Scott level cringe though?

mild crystal
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i dont think so lol

boreal ferry
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Sorry, I mean early seasons Micheal Scott level cringe

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He got better

mild crystal
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its intentional cringe whereas i think the US office kinda has the american family-entertainment-intent-on-being-funny-but-in-reality-is-cringe humor

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lol

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dunno how to describe it properly

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but i think in terms of TV shows, i really prefer british humor

spice fern
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i do too

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they try to much to be funny in na shows imo

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for some that is

mild crystal
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i think theres more famous american stand up comics but im not even that much of a fan of stand up

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people like bill burr who everyone rimjobs as this absolute genius

spice fern
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i love how mordhau locks my computer up for like a minute on start

mild crystal
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hes funny but i think he lives his whole life as if its a late night show interview

spice fern
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crap there are 2 i love but i cant remember their names

mild crystal
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my favorite comedian atm is norm macdonald

spice fern
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Bert Kreischer

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is one

mild crystal
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yeah hes alright

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his energy scares me a bit sometimes

spice fern
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lol

mild crystal
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but his machine story is great

spice fern
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Gabriel Iglesias is the other

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yuea

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thats the one hes most known for

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oh shit

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Hmm gabriel will be in PA in august

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an hour and a half away too

boreal ferry
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Micheal Scott was the epitome of that American tries to hard to be funny humor you are talking about

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So ik what you mean

spice fern
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yea

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he does have his moments though

boreal ferry
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Like, that was his character

spice fern
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but those moments arent worth the cringe

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imo atleast

boreal ferry
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I loved the show in the end

spice fern
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never watched all of it

boreal ferry
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Got really into the characters, it actually felt real tbh

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Less like a TV show

mild crystal
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lol

spice fern
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im sad lucifer is over

boreal ferry
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I'm thinking about watching that

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Newest season was the last?

spice fern
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i liked it

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i think so

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ending seemed to imply it

boreal ferry
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I thought that about the arrow season 5 too

spice fern
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i got less into arrow after season 3

boreal ferry
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Now it's at season 7

spice fern
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wait lemme check if it was season 3

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wait no

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i did enjoy it

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season 4 was just boring to me

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5 was good

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didnt even know more came out

boreal ferry
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7 seasons are on netflix

spice fern
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yea

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i want it to be june 7th already GWmythicalHyperREEEE

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for season 3 of designated survivor

livid cedar
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arrow

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lol

mild crystal
livid cedar
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i want assassination classroom

spice fern
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you want it?

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its already a thing

livid cedar
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to keep going

boreal ferry
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Nah, it had a good ending

livid cedar
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it was so sad when it ended cause how good it was

grim oak
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that's why it's good that it ended

livid cedar
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also just finished saitamas training regimen

spice fern
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opm is good

boreal ferry
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Dont mention anything from season 2

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Please

livid cedar
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opm?

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or assclass

boreal ferry
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Opm

livid cedar
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oh

spice fern
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yea i wont

livid cedar
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why not just watch it

boreal ferry
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It's not dubbed yet

spice fern
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robbie prefers dubs

livid cedar
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the hell

spice fern
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hey

livid cedar
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same damn thing

boreal ferry
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Dont start

spice fern
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people have preferences

boreal ferry
spice fern
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just like kinks

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we dont kink shame here

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so we dont preference shame

livid cedar
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yeah the training

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it was uh

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i want to die

spice fern
#

what part is the worst?

boreal ferry
#

Spoiler tags?

#

Would be cool

livid cedar
#

its mentioned in episode 3

spice fern
#

i think he means season one

#

if its not from season one put tags

livid cedar
#

im not mentioning season 2

boreal ferry
#

Oh

livid cedar
#

ive never been good at push ups

spice fern
#

part 5 of jojo is POGGERS

#

its so fucking good

livid cedar
#

and a 10k run

#

like

#

what the hell

spice fern
#

yea

boreal ferry
#

Hes over powered man

livid cedar
#

might go back to my og regimen

boreal ferry
#

He doesnt need much exercise to begin with

livid cedar
#

365 reps of doing nothing everyday

#

gotta watch saitama bitch slap the mosquito

spice fern
#

i fucking love mordhau

#

is good game

boreal ferry
#

Buy me it

spice fern
#

no u

boreal ferry
#

I'll play with you

quick fulcrum
full forge
#

||NoAnime ||

boreal ferry
spice fern
#

just got slaughtered by mike pence monkaS

cyan junco
#

One of these days I'll descend to the pepega realm and never return

mossy anchor
#

@glossy vault hi

marble fern
cyan junco
#

Triv is like a kid in a candy store

mossy anchor
cyan junco
mossy anchor
#

Name that reference

spice fern
cyan junco
#

Winter

mossy anchor
#

Yes

#

What

cyan junco
#

No

#

Go back to your corner

mossy anchor
#

No

cyan junco
#

Now

mossy anchor
cyan junco
#

Are you the police from na?

mossy anchor
cyan junco
#

Yep definetly

mossy anchor
cyan junco
vale lion
keen mango
#

If you are a female join Fireteam chat 12

vale lion
#

no ones joining

#

weird

keen mango
#

goddammit

vale lion
#

not even home

keen mango
#

f'

livid cedar
#

my entire family has established that i like mike and ikes

#

this is great

upbeat salmon
#

You might be in the wrong server.
LFG = Looking For Group, not Looking For Girls.

mild crystal
#

i thought fireteam chat was for sexy redheads

boreal ferry
#

I dont think welfare ever said that

#

Lfg can be anything

livid cedar
#

lmao

boreal ferry
#

Large black grandma

#

Idk why I put 2 b's

#

Wait

#

Why is there a b

#

I'm dieing

livid cedar
#

theres no b in the first place...

mild crystal
#

lbg

boreal ferry
#

Lmao

#

Large friendly giant

livid cedar
#

Large frog guy

#

dont ask

mild crystal
#

idk why but large friendly giant reminded me of this question

native tapir
#

Time to get back into overwatch because bungie$ plan$ are all about $$$

boreal ferry
#

I'm still waiting outside my work for my ride guys

#

Good birthday

surreal plover
#

what

#

when did you get out of work?

mild crystal
#

hpapy brthdy

boreal ferry
#

I got off work 2hrs and 10 minutes ago

#

Thanks @mild crystal

#

2hrs and 20 minutes I mean

quick fulcrum
#

Happy birthday robbie

boreal ferry
#

@quick fulcrum thanks POGGERS

quick fulcrum
upbeat salmon
#

Looking For Grannies

mild crystal
#

@boreal ferry peepoBirthday mercyYay RooInLove

upbeat salmon
#

Oh, that image up there is disturbing.

#

Happy Birthday, Robbie

#

Now Robbie has a very awkward birthday boner.
Thanks, Vibrante.

boreal ferry
#

@mild crystal peepoBirthday LoveYou POGGERS

#

@upbeat salmon thanks! POGGERS

#

I didnt play the gif monkaS

upbeat salmon
#

I wouldn't if I were you

mild crystal
#

LOL

bitter whale
young delta
marble fern
#

walking for 5 to 10 minutes to revive your corpse is fun

mild crystal
#

🇼 🇭 🇦 🇹

livid cedar
#

what

#

i just had an urge to scream

mild crystal
livid cedar
mild crystal
#

I have the urge

#

The urge to splurge

humble crater
mild crystal
#

Fast & furious masturbation 6

humble crater
#
  • The Cum Back
mild crystal
#

Woah

vestal bloom
#

woah

mild crystal
#

Bruh I am in pain rn

vestal bloom
#

reject the man cave, return to the cum dungeon

mild crystal
#

I need to commit sleep but I am committed pain

#

I have done commit the hurt

flat talon
tame sapphire
#

ew

#

that looks like liver

#

hey

#

where is welfare????

#

WHAT DID YOU DO TO WELFARE????

mild crystal
livid cedar
#

you know wook is not a human right

mild crystal
#

Legend has it you never see liver and welfare in the same room

tame sapphire
#

I doubt Welfare's liver would be healthy anyway

livid cedar
#

im a firm believer in wook being a bot

#

or a superior species

humble crater
#

thinking that welfare is a human

livid cedar
#

and he gets offline

#

as i make the correct assumption

marble fern
#

14 more minutes of this wow classic stress test FeelsBadMan

livid cedar
marble fern
livid cedar
mild crystal
#

Does anyone ever get this thing

#

Where poo comes out ya ass

#

Idk

#

I think it's just me

flat talon
mossy anchor
#

MEIN HERZ BRENNT

#

@flat talon I have a question for you

marble fern
vestal bloom
#

poggers

#

will WoW Classic still cost money?

boreal ferry
#

FINALLY HOME FROM WORK

#

Go off work 4 hours ago

mild crystal
#

a 4 hour commute for work?

#

I realised what my pain was

#

I have severe diarrhoea

#

it's okay, it will get better

#

try not to fart

#

It's getting worse

#

I'm farding and shidding and it just keeps coming

#

Elp

#

It's like rusty water down there

#

Someone call the poo police

#

get some immodium

#

Idk what that is does it taste like chalk

#

who cares do you want to keep running to the toilet

#

ur gonna poo ur undies

#

No I've been camped out on the toilet for a good 25 minutes

#

Maybe more

#

It's still coming

#

lmao, that's concerning

vestal bloom
#

not really

#

if it's an hour, that's concerning

#

make sure you don't clog the toilet bro lmao

mild crystal
#

My asshole has fallen out

marble fern
#

@vestal bloom it will share the same sub as modern wow

boreal ferry
#

@mild crystal I had to wait for like 3 and 1/2 hours for my ride

mild crystal
#

Ok I think it's finnaly over

#

This is definitely a two flusher

boreal ferry
#

Only 2?

#

Pedestrian

mild crystal
#

omg robbie i feel so bad

#

how did you pass the time

boreal ferry
#

Listened to my spotify playlist

#

And talked on discord

#

Sang along to every song ofx

#

Ofc

#

That's about all I could do

#

If I watched Netflix my phone would've died

flat talon
#

Sitting here KNOWING my mom is now looking at me like "When is your wedding dickhead?" monkaX

marble fern
flat talon
upbeat salmon
#

Sooo... when are you getting married, W owo k?

flat talon
#

The pressure is real

#

Juuust honkin away...

upbeat salmon
#

Wook, you should come visit the San Francisco Bay Area. I'll make sure you're married by the time you leave.

high wasp
#

lf1m marriage kwtd

upbeat salmon
#

We'll set you up with a nice girl.

flat talon
#

Get it

#

Cuz peepoClownHD

#

Canadian geese are now racist if you disagree then peepoclown isnt either

mild crystal
#

Peepoclown racist?

#

What a jerk

tame sapphire
flat talon
tame sapphire
#

I'd say

#

you should have KICKED THEM

#

but honestly you'd be dead by now if you did

#

so uh

#

better not

vestal bloom
#

bruh moment

flat talon
#

Eva is terrifying

tame sapphire
#

wait

#

nah

#

I am adorable

boreal ferry
#

^

flat talon
muted saffron
#

its impossible to be friends with a girl and people not call her ur girlfriend when ur 14

#

ppl are just like that and its so annoying

upbeat salmon
muted saffron
#

looks like the same pup

tame sapphire
#

just don't be 14

#

4head

upbeat salmon
#

They could be, idk. I found them on Imgur, and they're adorable.

#

Nothing wrong with taking your relationship with her one step further.

#

You should pursue her, beastmaster. If not for yourself, do it for us.

tame sapphire
#

honestly though: if the friendship is worth it, duck whatever others think

muted saffron
#

nah shes moving to seattle this summer

tame sapphire
#

seattle is bae

boreal ferry
#

your're dating your parents?

wraith glade
#

o.o

muted saffron
#

no

#

im bad with words ok

boreal ferry
bronze plumeBOT
#

CHECK6 @steady delta has been warned

reason: Posted a link
plucky heath
mild crystal
#

DAMN:/

#

u played me so hard

plucky heath
#

GOTTEM

tawdry dragon
#

peepoLogs Any loggers? peepoLogs

mild crystal
#

@tawdry dragon yes

tawdry dragon
#

@mild crystal yes

exotic moth
#

I'am taking a kkitty

#

i need something to hug when i'am sad

mild crystal
#

@tawdry dragon indeed

tawdry dragon
#

@mild crystal indeed

exotic moth
#

Also, why da hell would you name yourself after a mtg extension ?

mild crystal
#

@tawdry dragon that is correct

upbeat salmon
#

You should consider getting a dog instead, Xoxel.
The superior pet.

exotic moth
#

I'am gonna be in an appartment

#

i don't want the dog to be sad

mild crystal
#

who tf is xoxel

exotic moth
#

asking the real questions

mild crystal
#

is that an actual human name

subtle dune
#

if you hug a kitty

#

it'll probably murder you

mild crystal
#

yes

exotic moth
#

depends, mine never did that, he would just sleep

mild crystal
bold forum
#

i dont think i could decide between my kitty or dog

upbeat salmon
#

It'll scratch your face off. And you will regret owning an inferior pet.

bold forum
#

not all cats are mean ;(

exotic moth
#

i'ld like a shiba-inu some day

subtle dune
#

shibbers are basically cats

mild crystal
#

hi steve

exotic moth
#

those dogs are a shell full of energy, would be a good thing i guess

upbeat salmon
#

I want to get another sheltie someday, but I'll most likely have to get two.

exotic moth
#

true that xfw

mild crystal
#

oh you are xoxel

exotic moth
#

Steve, you're not building a breeding ground, are you ?

#

Wait

#

was that a real question ?

upbeat salmon
#

No, but shelties need companionship when you're not around, so it's better to get them in pairs.

exotic moth
#

ho

#

true

#

anyway, i need to get myself something to hug.

bold forum
#

just get a body pillow lol

exotic moth
#

a warm fur buddy be it a cat, dog, or a fucking otter is okay

upbeat salmon
#

Nahhhh, don't go the weeb route.

bold forum
#

body pillow of a cat

subtle dune
#

human pillow of a cat

exotic moth
#

i couldn't get the body pillow to enter my suitcase

#

so i left it in Japan

upbeat salmon
#

No body pillows.

exotic moth
#

nobody will ever know

subtle dune
#

D:

#

you left it PepeHands

exotic moth
#

Well

#

at first i was suppose to maybe get it back

#

that was until i won 2 huge figurine in some random gatchas

subtle dune
#

o

exotic moth
#

i'ld call that "worth it"

subtle dune
#

you shoudl buy another one gabEhehe

exotic moth
#

No.

mild crystal
#

smh

bold forum
#

smh my head

mild crystal
#

no body pillows ever

#

throw them in a bonfire

exotic moth
#

I'am a fucking virigin with no gf and a freaking social disorder or smthing

#

I don't see how owning a body pillow would sound weird at this point

subtle dune
#

so then buy a dakimakura

mild crystal
#

my favorites

exotic moth
#

i shouldn't have googled it

mild crystal
#

it will be okay xoxel

exotic moth
#

it's basically an anime fuck doll

lapis goblet
#

being a virgin isn’t a problem tho

exotic moth
#

^

#

not what i'am saying

mild crystal
#

i didn't say it was

lapis goblet
#

also, body pillows really help the back if you buy a good one

subtle dune
#

?

exotic moth
#

lmao

mild crystal
#

lol

lapis goblet
#

o sorry, he just phrased it in a way that made it sound bad

subtle dune
#

dakimakura is literally body pillow

exotic moth
#

ho

lapis goblet
#

you can slap a fleshlight on it

exotic moth
#

my bad

subtle dune
#

in it

mild crystal
#

omg

exotic moth
#

the girl in the picture looked like a fuck doll

subtle dune
#

uh

lapis goblet
#

y would you ruin a perfectly good pillow

bold forum
exotic moth
#

so i somehow didn't register the presence of a body pillow right besides her

subtle dune
#

um

exotic moth
#

"somehow"

#

i'am not a pervert, you are a pervert.

subtle dune
#

wait

#

you thought an irl person was a fukdoll

exotic moth
#

i said she looked like one

muted saffron
#

calm down there

exotic moth
#

my willy is okay beast, thanks for your concern peepoLogs

boreal ferry
#

Body pillows do help the back though

exotic moth
subtle dune
#

i mean

#

it won't help if all you do is spoon it

#

or make out with it or something idk

boreal ferry
#

I have a NORMAL RED body pillow that I sleep with

#

Helps my back

exotic moth
#

if it's a megumin one, calling it a "normal red" won't change the truth

boreal ferry
#

It's just red lol

mild crystal
#

what a megumin

boreal ferry
#

Not anime at all

exotic moth
mild crystal
#

i just got crunchyroll

subtle dune
mild crystal
#

what should i watch

exotic moth
#

konosuba

boreal ferry
#

I just for a month free of crunchy

exotic moth
#

great show

subtle dune
#

imagine not using a pirate streaming site nekolaugh