#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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people crack me up
I have not thought this far
yes exactly
had such a magical moment on the elevator... she asked me what floor i said 2 i knew it was love at first sight.
im gonna go hangout on the elevator until she shows up again wish me luck
And now Hoecat is going to follow her home and admire her through her bedroom window all night.
Atleast she had to sign it?
I know that's a joke, but at the same time it's also believable.
naw its believable because its something ive honestly thought about doing but never did
i mean what guy hasnt thought about stalking a girl. thinking and doing are different things bro
*awkward moment of silence

When saying "LFGing" out loud how do you pronounce it?
I think it is like "lafugging"

El-Ef-Gee-ing
@somber anvil 
bee is a bweeb
@spark dock 
crokan stop changing your pfp


ok

you're not my dad 
guys i got like 8TB of movies and TV shows
good for you
But why
and anime
Or, you know.. just stream it 
stream lag 
Get better internet 
^
what my internet is fine lol, just saying sometimes the websites have lag not me.
why u guys such haters
2 more days then the 8th ep of kimetsu no yaiba is out 



social 1 isnt cancer is this some kind of joke
just wait for it 
and somebodys a woodpecker
Lau don't expose me like that
not sure
oops

@somber anvil 

Padi went to bed
Sorry Kalhu :(
Lau no u 
changed it again happy @somber anvil ?
weebs 
bweebs
WEEBS
Never heard of them

Whats a bweeb lau
you know what else is cute
noooo
y'all eat the ice thats left in your drink? 
I don't put ice in my drink.
fcking bweeb
@somber anvil
who the fuck uses gif no u's 
bweebs*
Are those pokemon cards?
Yu-Gi-Oh
ohh are they magic cards?

crap

Get your ass in the box
Its clearly heartshtsone cards willy
im disappointed
Sheesh


but Hearthstone is a online game?
that would require going outside to see
copycats of it pop out everywhere
and outside is scary
oh man i use to play magic like 15 years ago
dang you played magic before i was born
@somber anvil

gn bee have good dreeems
Lau is the cutest
No padi 
Definitely is padi 
No no, you are the cutest. 
No you 
One message removed from a suspended account.
i said sexy people. excuse me
One message removed from a suspended account.


?
Y’all got some secret role on me
Yea
so go do it
Maybe
maybeh
Already got cuter people
😏
F


Shit I went to boot camp and you gotta shower naked in front of your division every day
I bet they dropped the soap on you multiple times
As long as you’re over 5 inches you are good lmao

imo you’re still small asf but hey
Wait
Better than some lmao
Imagine being under 8 inches


Imagine dragons
Or shorter than 6’2”
Midget
time to roll back out
Lau is a cutie 
Padi's cuter 
I'm sorry. I judge you.


Need to adjust my wallpaper on my computer
Padi how tall are you 
Should I mention my height


Do it
Lau is sooo cute
6'1

That's big
I like that

5'9
Lau probs a head taller than me 

you can link one
what

I guess Lau, but I'm fine with that.
I’m just trying fuck hoes and suck toes
Only 1 more shot and all have all 3 power Hpv shots
Neat

maybe Lau hihi
"this server censors too much"
Wtf is that guy talking about lmao
Who fucking knows
Lmao
I post whatever tf I think in this
Daww Padi 


Yikes
That's a no from me
Lau gonna pick me up 
put the chancla down
But she wants hugs 




RIP me guys


Just crawled under a building for l ik ke 30 minutes to find a kitten, never found it

Now work is over and my ride is going to be an hour and 30 minutes late
Gonna be home late on my birthday


make a pact with me
Who are you?
im dying in this suit
Wook
Hehehe
Why are you in a furry suit
Ffs wook
I hate wearing ties
I mean if it's your thing I dont judge
I will ban you all


Skate is obsessed with mercy rn
@cyan junco I dont like your new pfp
Not anime enough
Do you even know who this is

Weebs...
No I dont

Imma call my non white homies and whoop that ass
It's just wierd not seeing yui when you talk
Yeah it fucks you up


Why is a fake truck driver even here?
Equality
Every partnered server needs at least one black, one Asian, one Android, one sayajin, and a fake truck driver
Tbh I agree
Why you think we got partnered shortly after I joined
I'm pretty sure we were partnered well before you joined 
Nah
Hmm
Ah
Makes sense
Yeah
Tbh a fake truck driver would know alot more than me
tbh anyone would
Robbie
Gooey
You know what an HSR is in Rs3?
One of the rarest obtainable items in the game, rolled for it twice this week and failed lol
Yeah
Tbh you not knowing who the dude in my pfp is, is quite the pepega my dude
I have 3 now 😦
Cant.you only get the ring from clues?
Anything RDT related
Nah
Elite and master clues
I don't think they hit the RDT often
Can't stand elites
Close to 120 thieving now
Did 4 masters, got a soul orn kit, ez 35m
Fucking lucky
Ask Eva, I'm super lucky on Rs
Most expensive things I've gotten are like 1m lmao
Have noxious weapons gone down in price mucb?
130m bow/staff 150m scythe
Scythe is 150m????
Holy shit
Was 220m when I got mine....
Rip
Are you on rs right now?
Yes
Wanna do me a favour?
Go into the r quark friends chat and ask for the price of the red Santa hat
662m
They answered fast
Price check discord, fk fcs 😛
So that's not the price it shows in the ge?
Ok
I've lost 10m rip
Bet you it will go up if I sell it
Your dad plays runescape too?
He did
My dad played jokenpo. Once. When I was a kid
What's jokenpo?
Anyway yeet, going to go break my hands 1 ticking hunter for the next hour
What method are you using?
Perfect plus potion
I got 99 hunter during dxp weekend with protean traps
Perfect plus on Ornate turtles
Arc shit ye, 1.6m/h without double exp 😛
can i put youtube links here
Yes
Jake makes the guys in the criminal lineup sing so they can be easily identified. » Subscribe for More: http://bit.ly/NBCBrooklyn99 » Watch Brooklyn Nine-Nin...
its a horrible show
i started watching it cos of andy who i thought was pretty funny but its just so cringy
Well I am american
like most american TV shows are really fucking cringe cos its this family entertainment sort of humor
how does it compare to the office
Which office
US
like the US office, sometimes it can be funny but i dont think it can hold a light to the original
The office was the cringirst thing I ever watched
Idk why I sat through it, I wanted to quit during the first season
But I kept going and I fell in love
lol
its kinda the same thing with the original office if you've ever watched it
but its different
I havnt
Micheal Scott level cringe though?
i dont think so lol
its intentional cringe whereas i think the US office kinda has the american family-entertainment-intent-on-being-funny-but-in-reality-is-cringe humor
lol
dunno how to describe it properly
but i think in terms of TV shows, i really prefer british humor
i think theres more famous american stand up comics but im not even that much of a fan of stand up
people like bill burr who everyone rimjobs as this absolute genius
i love how mordhau locks my computer up for like a minute on start
hes funny but i think he lives his whole life as if its a late night show interview
crap there are 2 i love but i cant remember their names
my favorite comedian atm is norm macdonald
lol
but his machine story is great
Gabriel Iglesias is the other
yuea
thats the one hes most known for
oh shit
gabriel will be in PA in august
an hour and a half away too
Micheal Scott was the epitome of that American tries to hard to be funny humor you are talking about
So ik what you mean
Like, that was his character
I loved the show in the end
never watched all of it
lol
im sad lucifer is over
I thought that about the arrow season 5 too
i got less into arrow after season 3
Now it's at season 7
wait lemme check if it was season 3
wait no
i did enjoy it
season 4 was just boring to me
5 was good
didnt even know more came out
7 seasons are on netflix
https://youtu.be/d5kpXhq5nHM?t=40 i like this and im not even american
Norm MacDonald doing a Weekend Update style routine at the White House Correspondence Dinner, Part 1/2. 4-10-1997
i want assassination classroom
to keep going
Nah, it had a good ending
it was so sad when it ended cause how good it was
that's why it's good that it ended
also just finished saitamas training regimen
opm is good
Opm
oh
yea i wont
why not just watch it
robbie prefers dubs
the hell
hey
same damn thing
Dont start
people have preferences

what part is the worst?
its mentioned in episode 3
im not mentioning season 2
Oh
ive never been good at push ups
yea
Hes over powered man
might go back to my og regimen
He doesnt need much exercise to begin with
Buy me it


just got slaughtered by mike pence 
One of these days I'll descend to the pepega realm and never return
@glossy vault hi
so many people 

Name that reference

Winter
No

Are you the police from na?

Yep definetly


im wasting my life on league
If you are a female join Fireteam chat 12
goddammit
not even home
f'
You might be in the wrong server.
LFG = Looking For Group, not Looking For Girls.
i thought fireteam chat was for sexy redheads
lmao
theres no b in the first place...
lbg
Bradley blurted out "Tom and the Great Big Sausage" without realising what we were actually thinking! Also contestant walks off early. From 26/03/2012 ©itv.com
idk why but large friendly giant reminded me of this question
Time to get back into overwatch because bungie$ plan$ are all about $$$
hpapy brthdy
I got off work 2hrs and 10 minutes ago
Thanks @mild crystal

2hrs and 20 minutes I mean
Happy birthday robbie
@quick fulcrum thanks 

Looking For Grannies
@boreal ferry

Oh, that image up there is disturbing.
Happy Birthday, Robbie
Now Robbie has a very awkward birthday boner.
Thanks, Vibrante.
I wouldn't if I were you
LOL


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Fast & furious masturbation 6
- The Cum Back
Woah
woah
Bruh I am in pain rn
reject the man cave, return to the cum dungeon
ew
that looks like liver
hey
where is welfare????
WHAT DID YOU DO TO WELFARE????

you know wook is not a human right
Legend has it you never see liver and welfare in the same room
I doubt Welfare's liver would be healthy anyway
thinking that welfare is a human
14 more minutes of this wow classic stress test 



Does anyone ever get this thing
Where poo comes out ya ass
Idk
I think it's just me



a 4 hour commute for work?
I realised what my pain was
I have severe diarrhoea
it's okay, it will get better
try not to fart
It's getting worse
I'm farding and shidding and it just keeps coming
Elp
It's like rusty water down there
Someone call the poo police
get some immodium
Idk what that is does it taste like chalk
who cares do you want to keep running to the toilet
ur gonna poo ur undies
No I've been camped out on the toilet for a good 25 minutes
Maybe more
It's still coming
lmao, that's concerning
not really
if it's an hour, that's concerning
make sure you don't clog the toilet bro lmao
My asshole has fallen out
@mild crystal I had to wait for like 3 and 1/2 hours for my ride
Listened to my spotify playlist
And talked on discord
Sang along to every song ofx
Ofc
That's about all I could do
If I watched Netflix my phone would've died
Sitting here KNOWING my mom is now looking at me like "When is your wedding dickhead?" 


Sooo... when are you getting married, W
k?

The pressure is real
Side note, saw a bunch of racists today
Juuust honkin away...
Wook, you should come visit the San Francisco Bay Area. I'll make sure you're married by the time you leave.
lf1m marriage kwtd
We'll set you up with a nice girl.
Get it
Cuz 
Canadian geese are now racist if you disagree then peepoclown isnt either


I'd say
you should have KICKED THEM
but honestly you'd be dead by now if you did
so uh
better not
bruh moment

its impossible to be friends with a girl and people not call her ur girlfriend when ur 14
ppl are just like that and its so annoying
These puppers are adorable
looks like the same pup
They could be, idk. I found them on Imgur, and they're adorable.
Nothing wrong with taking your relationship with her one step further.
You should pursue her, beastmaster. If not for yourself, do it for us.
honestly though: if the friendship is worth it, duck whatever others think
nah shes moving to seattle this summer
seattle is bae
your're dating your parents?
o.o

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GOTTEM
Any loggers? 
@tawdry dragon yes
@mild crystal yes
@tawdry dragon indeed
@mild crystal indeed
Also, why da hell would you name yourself after a mtg extension ?
@tawdry dragon that is correct
You should consider getting a dog instead, Xoxel.
The superior pet.
who tf is xoxel
asking the real questions
is that an actual human name
yes
depends, mine never did that, he would just sleep

i dont think i could decide between my kitty or dog
It'll scratch your face off. And you will regret owning an inferior pet.
not all cats are mean ;(
i'ld like a shiba-inu some day
shibbers are basically cats
hi steve
those dogs are a shell full of energy, would be a good thing i guess
I want to get another sheltie someday, but I'll most likely have to get two.
true that xfw
oh you are xoxel
Steve, you're not building a breeding ground, are you ?
Wait
was that a real question ?

No, but shelties need companionship when you're not around, so it's better to get them in pairs.
just get a body pillow lol
a warm fur buddy be it a cat, dog, or a fucking otter is okay
Nahhhh, don't go the weeb route.
body pillow of a cat
human pillow of a cat
No body pillows.
nobody will ever know
Well
at first i was suppose to maybe get it back
that was until i won 2 huge figurine in some random gatchas
o
i'ld call that "worth it"
you shoudl buy another one 
No.
smh
smh my head
I'am a fucking virigin with no gf and a freaking social disorder or smthing
I don't see how owning a body pillow would sound weird at this point
so then buy a dakimakura
my favorites
i shouldn't have googled it
it will be okay xoxel
it's basically an anime fuck doll
being a virgin isn’t a problem tho
i didn't say it was
also, body pillows really help the back if you buy a good one
?
lmao
lol
o sorry, he just phrased it in a way that made it sound bad
dakimakura is literally body pillow
ho
you can slap a fleshlight on it
my bad
in it
omg
the girl in the picture looked like a fuck doll
uh
y would you ruin a perfectly good pillow

so i somehow didn't register the presence of a body pillow right besides her
um
calm down there
my willy is okay beast, thanks for your concern 
Body pillows do help the back though

i mean
it won't help if all you do is spoon it
or make out with it or something idk
if it's a megumin one, calling it a "normal red" won't change the truth
It's just red lol
what a megumin
Not anime at all

i just got crunchyroll
#💬destiny-chat is very toxic rn 
what should i watch
konosuba
I just for a month free of crunchy
great show
imagine not using a pirate streaming site 































































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