💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[upbeat salmon]

White hairs. Upper body or lower?

You know you're getting old when you start getting white hairs on the lower half.

[boreal ferry]

Head

And it's really only like 5 hairs =p

But their pure white

[vale lion]

What if you dye ur hair white bam

Now you're younger by 10

[wheat grail]

[vale lion]

what the

no fish allowed

shoo

[mild crystal]

i just put the server opn all notifications

wish me luck

[marble fern]

[wheat grail]

[surreal plover]

[boreal ferry]

About toneat waffle house

Cant wait for that waffle!

[pale sleet]

daily reminder that etterna>osu

[opal drift]

||||

hmm

[full forge]

yeah i can relate to the anime thing being normal children's cartoons

grew up with anpanman and stuff

[marble fern]

this chat is dead

yeah

[full forge]

yeah

[livid cedar]

bro

the constipation is fucking real rn

[full forge]

you can do it

[livid cedar]

i havent shit in 32 hours

[full forge]

[livid cedar]

it hurts so badly

[upbeat salmon]

Chill with the butt stuff

[boreal ferry]

I used to only shit once or twice a week

[full forge]

ye i know the feel

[livid cedar]

what the fuck robbie

[boreal ferry]

Thata not normal?

[livid cedar]

thats not ok

[boreal ferry]

[full forge]

i took imodium one time when i had food poisoning

[livid cedar]

is that a lax

[full forge]

couldnt go for like 3 days

at least

[upbeat salmon]

Grab some Taco Bell for dinner. Should flush you out within the hour.

[full forge]

so painful

[livid cedar]

wait

youre fucking right

i need taco bell

[boreal ferry]

I mean, it's not like it hurt when I took a shit or anything

Just only needed to shit twice a week

[livid cedar]

ima go eat 5 dorito tacos

[full forge]

same actually

[boreal ferry]

Granted they were HUGE shits

[livid cedar]

lol

[full forge]

but like that was in like elementary school

[livid cedar]

once i had to have taken atleast a 2 footer

[boreal ferry]

Clog the toilet before I even wiped

[upbeat salmon]

[livid cedar]

brb

[upbeat salmon]

During those situations, you gotta flush multiple times before you finish.

[boreal ferry]

I killed him

That's how I know I clogged the toilets before i wiped

I would flush before I started wiping

Trivista was typing

[marble fern]

[boreal ferry]

Ever since I started my job I shit every day now

#healthybowels

[full forge]

[livid cedar]

lol "RIP"

[boreal ferry]

Back then what I needed was a poopknife

[upbeat salmon]

It has been years since I've had Taco Bell, and it does sound kinda good right now. Plus, I could use a good colon cleansing so it'll be like killing two birds with one stone.

[boreal ferry]

I've done that before

Killed 2 birds with 1 stone

Was fun

Then I moved to people

[upbeat salmon]

If you're gonna do it, might as well do it right.

[boreal ferry]

[hot pulsar]

what programs are there that work like tunngle?

[vestal bloom]

robbie kinda cringe

[full forge]

taco bell doesn't do anything to me

[vestal bloom]

[boreal ferry]

Idk what that is

[spring stump]

ok watching westworld 2 again

[vestal bloom]

[boreal ferry]

[spring stump]

cuz i stopped mid season cuz i lost interest

idk why i did

but it didnt grab me

trying again cuz i dont remember shit anyways

[vestal bloom]

watch castlevania

[spring stump]

finished it

its good

[boreal ferry]

That was a good show

[upbeat salmon]

Watch Californication.

[vestal bloom]

no

[spring stump]

no

[vestal bloom]

steve kinda cringe

[boreal ferry]

Was funny as fuck tbh

[spring stump]

eh

meh

[vestal bloom]

steve take the L and leave

[boreal ferry]

Castlevania

[vestal bloom]

toxic

[upbeat salmon]

I almost died laughing when Charlie's nip ripped off during the middle of that failed three-way

[vestal bloom]

reported

[boreal ferry]

Wtf

[vestal bloom]

blocked and unfriended

[boreal ferry]

Nip getting ripped off?

Ouch

[vestal bloom]

[upbeat salmon]

Yeah, man. One end of the nip clips was on his nip, the other on a purse. One of the women gets up, grabs her purse and walks away and rips his nip.

[full forge]

[boreal ferry]

Oh my

That made me cringe

Sounds painful

[upbeat salmon]

You gotta watch it. It'll make you cringe at first, but then you'll start busting out laughing.

Kinda like what happens when you watch someone take a shot to the nuts.

[livid cedar]

i succesfully got my friend killed in fortnite world cup

mission accomplished

[marble fern]

stop with the fortnite

[tawdry dragon]

[mild crystal]

fortnite is better than any game imo

[wheat grail]

[mild crystal]

implying new raiders are entitled to an opinion

[marble fern]

I am a seasoned raider and fortnite is shit

[upbeat salmon]

Prepare thy anus for the mighty ban hammer

Also, Fortnite is bad.

[marble fern]

^

[full forge]

^^

[marble fern]

^^^

[mild crystal]

lol k

[wheat grail]

@mild crystal Implying that doing 20 raid clears makes you special

Imagine

[mild crystal]

fortnite is making millions but "uh fortnite bad reee"

[wheat grail]

thinking you're good at the game for doing 2 activites 10 times

[marble fern]

games can make millions and still be shit

looks at cod

MW4 and Black Ops 5 next year is going to be trash

[upbeat salmon]

Activities that get easier the more times you do them.

[mild crystal]

good

the more activision projects that fail the happier I will be

[wheat grail]

Not even that hard to begin with

[mild crystal]

[marble fern]

Treyarch is making Black Ops 5 next year with Sledgehammer making the campaign

[livid cedar]

yeah

RIP

[full forge]

black ops IIIII

[marble fern]

yeah

can't wait for it to be worse then black ops 4

we know more about Black Ops 5 then MW4

[livid cedar]

lol

[mild crystal]

black ps V

[marble fern]

Treyarch and Sledgehammer

[mild crystal]

pretty sure cod hasnt been relevent in a hot minute

I honestly forgot about it

[opal drift]

Blacks ops 5?

Is that real?

Call me a dumbass but I want to make sure I'm not insane

[mild crystal]

||blops 5 zombies will be a microtransaction||

[opal drift]

Oh yes I hate it when I can't buy dlc

[marble fern]

@opal drift it was leaked that COD 2020 is Black Ops 5

[opal drift]

Jesus Christ that's just devoid of creativity

Once more the zombies mode will be the only reason to play

And they've been slacking in 4

[mild crystal]

Z mbies

[marble fern]

We have no info on MW4

[boreal ferry]

next cod is a mobile game

[marble fern]

CoD mobile

[boreal ferry]

Call of Duty Immortals

[marble fern]

the only activision product that I am excided for is WoW Classic

[boreal ferry]

if anyone here is actually interested

[marble fern]

last month was better

[boreal ferry]

i agree

[opal drift]

The battle royale mode had a discount story

It was bare bones af

[icy swallow]

||"Emptied out the clip, it was broad day, fuck niggas always gotta learn the hard way."||

[boreal ferry]

also if anyone is interested there is a good software bundle on humblebundle.com right now

i dont think using spoiler bars makes the n word ok

[marble fern]

[boreal ferry]

anyone wanna get me mordhau for my birthday?

[vestal bloom]

Swords eh?

Like that time Welfare was given Excalibur by the Lady of the Lake?

[opal drift]

I feel like that's one those games that will die

[vestal bloom]

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony

[opal drift]

Dark souls

Now that's somehow still alive

[vestal bloom]

Yez

I would know

[opal drift]

I find invasion targets in ds2 very easily

[vestal bloom]

I got to bed of chaos today and wow is it bullshit

[boreal ferry]

i feel like that was a reference from something

[vestal bloom]

it is indeed

Monty Python

[boreal ferry]

oh

[opal drift]

Me and my greatsword and amazing fashion

[vestal bloom]

me and my +14 greataxe

[opal drift]

Invading people who can't even manage to fight back

And they still use so many healing items

While I dance around them

Poor bastards

[vestal bloom]

greataxe, elite knight set and dragon crest shield +5 in DSR

[opal drift]

I'm planning on being satan and making a full poison build

[vestal bloom]

currrently the armor is at +8

oh lol

I haveb't played 2

[opal drift]

Poison in invasions is cruel

In 2 poison is extremely strong

[boreal ferry]

wtf

[vestal bloom]

wack

[opal drift]

It's a lot of fun though

[vestal bloom]

I heard lightning was strong until it was nerfed

[opal drift]

Indeed

But if you rely on lightning

You are no better than dsp

[mild crystal]

loooo

[opal drift]

I still use lightning to enhance my greatsword tho

Sure helps

[mild crystal]

just got a pic of ada sucking off @mild crystal

[vestal bloom]

I love cheesing DSR by getting lightning spear right after taurus demon

[mild crystal]

WTF

[vestal bloom]

makes the first half of the game trivial

[mild crystal]

oops

[boreal ferry]

wtf

[mild crystal]

WHY AM I INVOLVED IN THIS

[boreal ferry]

a sonic racing game

BUT YOU'RE IN CARS

[mild crystal]

freudian slip

[vestal bloom]

ada porn 🤔

Intriguing but extremely cursed

[mild crystal]

eww a yellow

[vestal bloom]

[boreal ferry]

why did you randomly bring up ada porn

[mild crystal]

begone jaundice

[opal drift]

There's a rat covenant in ds2 where you can force players into your world and you set up traps

[boreal ferry]

i can find context

[vestal bloom]

where is context

[boreal ferry]

cant

[vestal bloom]

we must punish him for his freudian slip

[opal drift]

I went in that covenant and used full poison

[mild crystal]

👀

[opal drift]

And gear breaking stuff

So basically I broke everyone's shit while poisoning

[vestal bloom]

hey you were the one that joined the D2 clan discord and instantly left, Okalavo

[mild crystal]

I think eva is a guy anyway

[boreal ferry]

[vestal bloom]

I thought you were talking about ada-1 for a minute lol

[opal drift]

Eva?!

Excuse me whenever I hear Eva I think of Eva

You know

Eva

[vestal bloom]

Levante

[opal drift]

In mgs3

[mild crystal]

who?

[vestal bloom]

oh

there's Eva the dawning merchant in [redacted]

[opal drift]

Does this Eva flaunt her tits tho

[vestal bloom]

no!

[mild crystal]

you have to donate

then

idk

[opal drift]

The Eva I know uses her womanly charms to manipulate horny bois

[boreal ferry]

im so confused

[vestal bloom]

Okalavo I'm still salty you joined our discord and left before even saying hi

lol

[boreal ferry]

why does sonic need to drive a car to race

[opal drift]

Man she'd be a twitch thot today

[opal drift]

Because he's lazy

[vestal bloom]

sonic sus

[mild crystal]

@vestal bloom I left cause you were in it

[vestal bloom]

I need to do homework that's 4 days overdue

[opal drift]

There's a gear set in ds2 that has a poison effect

[vestal bloom]

I have a good excuse cause I've been deeply sick

[high wasp]

Dont do it drop out ez clap

[opal drift]

It poisons all enemies in proximity

Imagine that in pvp

Yes it's evil

[mild crystal]

lazy design

stolen from skyrim

[vestal bloom]

I could just say "oh shoot I forgot about it cause I got sick, yeah I'll bring it in tomorrow" and just work on it then

[opal drift]

Okalavo that's irony right

I'm having a hard time noticing over text

[vestal bloom]

Okalavo is just peak irony even when it's not

[opal drift]

Well anyhow throwing shit is a valid tactic

It also demoralizes other players

Not in game stat wise

But morally

Irl wise

[vestal bloom]

just become a giant dad and spam "well, what is it" taunt

[opal drift]

No giant dad in ds2

[vestal bloom]

chaos zweihander for the win

[opal drift]

Well

It's in the files

[vestal bloom]

ez clap

[opal drift]

But you can't get it

[vestal bloom]

ez clap

[flat talon]

[vestal bloom]

go play DS1/R then

ez clap

it's better than 2

ez clap with my chaos zweihander

ez clap

points down

[opal drift]

Ds2 is fun cause of the imagination you can put into builds

[vestal bloom]

ye that's true

however it's more linear

[opal drift]

The pvp really is the best in the series

[vestal bloom]

I don't doubt it

I haven't experienced any pvp cause I'm too poor for switch online membership

[opal drift]

The dlc in ds2 sure is consistent

Ds3 had a weaker dlc for the first one but the art style and general enemy types did it for me

Ringed city was wonderful

The bosses were sponges in that one though

The time I needed to beat the dragon

But I did it atleast without summons

I started memorizing every move in his moveset because of how many times I replayed

[vestal bloom]

parryfisting gundyr meme

[opal drift]

I always parried him in the first fight

Second fight I didn't dare

[vestal bloom]

parryfisting both gundyrs

meme

[opal drift]

Although I beat him in 1 try on my first time against him

[vestal bloom]

ultimate meme

[opal drift]

Oceiros was easy too

Man second time around the vanilla bosses were easy as hell

Not even a contest

Ashes bosses too come to think of it

[vestal bloom]

bruh moment

revolver ocelot time

[opal drift]

My beloved ocelot

[boreal ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/ocelot-revolver-ocelot-happy-gif-13789075

[opal drift]

Ocelots are proud creatures

They prefer to hunt alone

[round nova]

I am not a proud creature

[boreal ferry]

you are not an ocelot

[round nova]

who sayws

but it is true I am not

I am a nicotine addict

[icy swallow]

@flat talon actually dead

[flat talon]

i stole it

[boreal ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/527589649288527892/579710711597498394/FB_IMG_1558278334932.jpg

[muted bane]

man the new Hearthstone PvE adventure is crazy good

[bronze plume]

@lapis basin has been warned

reason: Posted a link

[lapis basin]

']

[boreal ferry]

!donate

[bronze plume]

[NA] RobbieRawrz#1784, you need to wait 3 minutes, 19 seconds to use that command again

@lapis basin has been warned

reason: Posted a link

[marble fern]

@boreal ferry haha

I did it before you

[boreal ferry]

did it in the wrong chat

[marble fern]

[boreal ferry]

[marble fern]

[wheat grail]

[livid cedar]

serious punch

[fierce bolt]

Frick, how do you mark spoiler images in mobile?

[tame sapphire]

post it to yourself somewhere and add the same

||

before and after the link

[fierce bolt]

GoT Spoilers || https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/360770638303985666/580206768475471882/13lqyeoq4az21.png ||

[tame sapphire]

GoT Spoilers too
||https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430512094564188171/580206881419821057/0pacceit3ez21.jpg||

[fierce bolt]

|| Dragons are supposed to be highly intelligent so I highly doubt that's the narrative they were going for? I also dont think Drogon would have cared about burning the throne in spite or confusion either. Regardless it felt like that scene was there only to look good and satisfy the audience. ||

[tame sapphire]

joke

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

HWHF

😸

[boreal ferry]

||pretty sure he did it so no one else could have the iron throne||

||and i understood it was a joke btw, this is only a response to hwhf =p||

[icy swallow]

#private-pvp

[boreal ferry]

?

[tame sapphire]

he's trying to lfg here without lfging here

😂

[fierce bolt]

|| I mean I understand its a joke but some people have taken it seriously that Drogon attacked it because of it being a throne made of swords. ||

[boreal ferry]

||dragons are quite a bit smarter than that...||

[fierce bolt]

|| Given the entirety of this seasons writing, it wouldn't surprise me if they forgot that Dragons are intelligent creatures ||

[tame sapphire]

||Don't forget that the Iron Throne was made for the first Targaryan that became a king of the seven realms. With John not going to be king anyway, the Iron Throne can just be yeeted out of existence I guess||

[boreal ferry]

||yea i figured it was kind of a symbool of the end of the targaryan rule||

[tame sapphire]

I really hope George finish writing the books

[boreal ferry]

same

if he does i might start reading them

[tame sapphire]

Not only I want to know how the book would differ from the series

[fierce bolt]

I thought he was going to announce it today or this week after the ending lol

[tame sapphire]

I also want to know how he develops some things, some character changes

[fierce bolt]

I have no doubt in my mind that it will be a much better ending than this

[boreal ferry]

||im wondering if the ending that happened was his ending or the writers ending||

[fierce bolt]

Im sure the overall same things happen, they would just happen differently and with more reason

[mild crystal]

[test]

oh

[fierce bolt]

||

[boreal ferry]

||like this||

[mild crystal]

|yeg|

[tame sapphire]

I believe a lot of things will be the same, since he gave the writers of the show the key facts

[mild crystal]

||yeg||

[opaque grail]

||Reji ban when?||

[mild crystal]

oh

[opaque grail]

@mild crystal

[mild crystal]

what do we say to reji being banned?

[tame sapphire]

soon 😄

[boreal ferry]

if you are on pc you can also do /spoiler (text here)

[mild crystal]

not today

[tame sapphire]

everyone's ban is soon

[fierce bolt]

Yea, but I think the show had just gotten what happens, rather than why or how.

[mild crystal]

@tame sapphire

[boreal ferry]

oh gawd

[opaque grail]

[boreal ferry]

why is he such a meme?

where did he come from?

[fierce bolt]

I'm so in love with the disturbed/disgusted Pikachu face. Every time I see it, it makes me happy I dunno why.

[boreal ferry]

that one?

[vestal bloom]

bruh moment

hoes mad (x24)

[fierce bolt]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/ricardo-milos-danced-like-a-butterfly

[boreal ferry]

[vestal bloom]

r-ricardo

[fierce bolt]

@boreal ferry This one

[stone spoke]

[boreal ferry]

that looks more worried than disgusted

[fierce bolt]

Sorry

Disgusted was poor word choice

Meant disturbed

[boreal ferry]

Ghostposting really is dead today

[full forge]

yeah

but its not really anything new

[boreal ferry]

its usually more active

[mild crystal]

@everyone I NEED HELP MAKING A LIT ASS POSTER FOR A PARTY MESSAGE ME IF YOU CAN HELP ME

[boreal ferry]

just catch it on fire 4head

[glossy vault]

yikes

[mild crystal]

ummm

[twilit swan]

Ye

Set it on fire

Boom

[glossy vault]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-yourself-spiderman-point-gif-12688624

[mild crystal]

but likee fo real real can one of you help me

[twilit swan]

A master piece

[glossy vault]

https://tenor.com/view/corndog-pickle-hot-dog-hotdog-gif-13647942

https://tenor.com/view/mm-sully-groan-shocked-gif-13294397

[twilit swan]

Im afraid from opening any tenor link

Ya know

Screw it

[boreal ferry]

you have to open them?

[twilit swan]

Saucy sausage

[boreal ferry]

they are just there for me

[twilit swan]

Yeah, im an idiot

[glossy vault]

https://tenor.com/view/busted-we-got-him-raid-swat-team-swat-gif-13019432

[mossy anchor]

OwO

Were halfway there

OWO

Notices Your Bulge There

[boreal ferry]

Oh god

Oh no

Dont ruin that song

[slender forge]

end me

[boreal ferry]

Maybe later

[spice fern]

[wooden solar]

[boreal ferry]

[round nova]

who here has step parents

[wheat grail]

[round nova]

that shit mad annoying

[wheat grail]

Oh my mind was in the other gutter

[round nova]

yeah nah fat yikes

[upbeat salmon]

🤔

[opaque grail]

Ofc Oakland is the first to do something like that.

[wheat grail]

All of them? I know CO supposedly did one for shrroms

[round nova]

california gives so many reasons to move there and then they give me a million more not to

[wheat grail]

Cough Proposition 65 Cough

Cough Strict smog and vehicle inspections Cough

[round nova]

yeah

[cyan junco]

Hello young people

[wraith glade]

hi

[cyan junco]

How's it Goin?

[wraith glade]

its going ok

yourself?

@lunar radish

[cyan junco]

Working so could be better ^^

[lunar radish]

@tame sapphire I'd like to report a mod

[cyan junco]

@lunar radish

[tame sapphire]

@flat talon one of your mods is acting out

[cyan junco]

Eva do you have an extra blanket. Lost mine and not very comfy rn

[wraith glade]

o.o

[tame sapphire]

I do, but it's cold here and I'll need them back mkay

[flat talon]

[tame sapphire]

shipping them rn

[flat talon]

srry busy

[cyan junco]

Mkay I'll return it to you :3

Stop vaking wook

Vaping

[tame sapphire]

why?

[cyan junco]

Cause it's not vapenation time rn

[flat talon]

stop weebing

[wraith glade]

o

[cyan junco]

thanks Eva

And nooo

[cosmic flax]

hello fellow kids did I hear vaping

[flat talon]

stalemate

[cyan junco]

@flat talon

[round nova]

not vaping just the sound of my lungs slowly withering away

[cyan junco]

Same same

[round nova]

[cyan junco]

[round nova]

hey I got a 100% on a final I didn't do

[tame sapphire]

THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE
STARTED SINGING WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING FOR FOREVER
JUST BECAUSE

[cyan junco]

Man I should be sleeping right now got almost 4 hours of driving later to do

[round nova]

4 hours is pussy shit

[cyan junco]

You what eva

[round nova]

just throw some music on

[tame sapphire]

THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE
STARTED SINGING WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING FOR FOREVER
JUST BECAUSE

[cyan junco]

Pussy shit yeah my dude

[round nova]

especially if you got a tesla that shit drives for you

[cyan junco]

Driving a truck = driving a car

[round nova]

we talking semis cuz 4x4s are easy to get used to

[cyan junco]

I'm a truck driver not tesla driver

[round nova]

unfortunate

[cyan junco]

Ain't got money for that shit

[round nova]

must be tough carrying all that raw man power around every day

[cyan junco]

[round nova]

[cyan junco]

I bet Eva is singing those lyrics loudly rn

[round nova]

im not

[cyan junco]

Waking up her neighbours... Tsk tsk

Are you Eva? Lmao

Go to bed my dude

[round nova]

waking up the neighbors at 9:30

[cyan junco]

[round nova]

east coast doesn't actually exist btw

[lunar radish]

Prinz Eva alt confirmed

[cyan junco]

It's not 9:30 where Eva is

[tame sapphire]

Prinz, he just complimented you

[round nova]

ouch

[tame sapphire]

you should thank him

[native lake]

[lunar radish]

You spying on Eva Pb?

[cyan junco]

Dunno if that's a compliment but surey

No Dumbo

[round nova]

ouch part 2

[cyan junco]

I mean yes

[round nova]

im not ready for summer that shit gonna be depressing

[cyan junco]

Why

[round nova]

I only find joy in life by having fun with other people

[cyan junco]

[round nova]

and most of the people im close with are gonna be out of state or busy

[cyan junco]

Go with one of them

[round nova]

so ill probably just work my summer away and come back to school next year completely drippin

[cyan junco]

School oof

[round nova]

I could just do drugs or something I guess

[cyan junco]

[round nova]

what

[cyan junco]

Drugs help you loose weight they must be healthy

[round nova]

heroin weight loss program coming soon

[cyan junco]

[round nova]

it works

1 month and $4000 later and you're at anorexic status

[upbeat salmon]

If you want to lose weight fast, just hack off a limb.

[round nova]

good point

the head is the heaviest ill start with that

[upbeat salmon]

Might as well take some Summer school classes to get ahead. You can graduate early.

[round nova]

im good

[cyan junco]

If you hack off a limb and eat it back do you grow double the size?

[round nova]

everythings made for me the next 2 years of my life im gonna get every single second of that I can take

graduating earlier = real world earlier

[cyan junco]

[upbeat salmon]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[round nova]

it is

[cyan junco]

It is

Weeb life best life

Ayaya

[upbeat salmon]

Weebs aren't real people.

[round nova]

yikes

that is true steve

[cyan junco]

Says the furry lover wtf

[upbeat salmon]

Nobody here likes furries.
Except for @round nova . Prinz loves furries.

[cyan junco]

Ew

Disgusting Prinz

[round nova]

[cyan junco]

[round nova]

steve you cant do this to me

[cyan junco]

He just did

[round nova]

fuck

[upbeat salmon]

Summer school classes would interfere with the schedule of the furry conventions he plans on attending.

[cyan junco]

^

[light laurel]

The ultimate struggle

[cyan junco]

He fears school cause the locker room is the place he fears the most

[round nova]

why would I go to a furry convention would I could do drugs

[cyan junco]

Sweaty man all around, he can't contain the uwu

[light laurel]

But they go together so well

[formal ice]

because you can do drugs and go to a furry convention

[round nova]

im good

[formal ice]

maybe it would be more fun on drugs

[cyan junco]

Do you have a giant furry poster on your ceiling rn?

[light laurel]

Nobody can convince me that all the people there aren’t doing some hard drugs

[formal ice]

idk how anyone could go to one of those sober

[cyan junco]

Their virginity does not allow consuming drugs

[upbeat salmon]

What if his bed is one giant furry suit he crawls into at night?

[cyan junco]

[light laurel]

Vore time

[cyan junco]

[formal ice]

oh god please no

[cyan junco]

Can't wait for the day a. Furry joins this discord and posts selfies

[formal ice]

oh my god they'll be gone in like 5 minutes

[cyan junco]

But I want to see their uwu

[light laurel]

They can’t afford donater because they spent all there money on their fur suit

So we are safe

[cyan junco]

I'll gift them some

[formal ice]

you have to

for science

[cyan junco]

[upbeat salmon]

Damn furries

[round nova]

damn dying chat

[tame sapphire]

see, Prinz can't be my alt

I'd never say that

[round nova]

id rather be me anyways

and I don't capitalize things

[tame sapphire]

are you calling yourself a thing now?

[native lake]

🦀 Dead chat 🦀

[round nova]

I guess so

[native lake]

Eva can I spam you with cat pictures

[round nova]

fuck amber alerts I ain't batman

[tame sapphire]

no?

[native lake]

oh

[upbeat salmon]

You know what's better than cat pictures?
Dog pictures.

[native lake]

That's not epic

Wrong

[tame sapphire]

k

[cosmic flax]

Dogs > Cats

[round nova]

I second that

[native lake]

Imagine sitting in class for 40 mins waiting on your professor who left for "2 mins"

Nice

[round nova]

is that really such a bad thing

he was probably doing coke in the bathroom or something

[native lake]

I was supposed to show him some preproduction stuff of my project and leave

15mins of work

So yes

Steve banned from meowmojis

Reeee

[upbeat salmon]

What?

[native lake]

Nothing

[cosmic flax]

ever heard of a hairless cat

[round nova]

imagine having a professor when you can just have a teacher who gives you a 50/50 on a final you didn't even do

[icy escarp]

Ralof: Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border,
right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that
thief over there.

Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was
nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen
that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me -- we
should be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.

Ralof: We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.

Imperial Soldier: Shut up back there!

[Lokir looks at the gagged man.]

Lokir: And what's wrong with him?

Ralof: Watch your tongue! You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High
King.

Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if
they captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us?

Ralof: I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits.

Lokir: No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening.

Ralof: Hey, what village are you from, horse thief?

Lokir: Why do you care?

Ralof: A Nord's last thoughts should be of home.

Lokir: Rorikstead. I'm...I'm from Rorikstead.

[They approach the village of Helgen. A soldier calls out to the lead wagon.]

Imperial Soldier: General Tullius, sir! The headsman is waiting!

General Tullius: Good. Let's get this over with.

Lokir: Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me.

Ralof: Look at him, General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like
the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do
with this.

This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod
is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny...when I
was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe.

[A man and son watch the prisoners pull into town.]

Haming: Who are they, daddy? Where are they going?

Torolf: You need to go inside, little cub.

Haming: Why? I want to watch the soldiers.

Torolf: Inside the house. Now.

[round nova]

oh boy

[plucky horizon]

....

[boreal ferry]

[round nova]

[native lake]

???????

[upbeat salmon]

I'm still in 3 Meowmoji servers 👀

[icy escarp]

I don’t have a meme channelllllllll

[cosmic flax]

#memes

Oh wait

[upbeat salmon]

Take that fuckassery elsewere

[icy escarp]

Yeah I took it here

[boreal ferry]

Meowemoji?

[icy escarp]

It’s the only place close enough to memes

[boreal ferry]

[icy escarp]

Why did they get rid of the meme channel anyway????

[native lake]

Because not all human beings can be decent

[boreal ferry]

People posting inappropriate memes probably

[icy escarp]

Oh ok

😢

[cosmic flax]

how many are in this server

like 100k

[native lake]

Ye

[boreal ferry]

Almost 101k

[wraith glade]

like 4

[boreal ferry]

If not 101k

[wraith glade]

!invite

[bronze plume]

Invite your friends!
https://discord.gg/d2pclfg

Check out our Borderlands 3 LFG Server!
https://discord.gg/ssdF6Uf

[cosmic flax]

100k people in a memes channel would be spooky

[boreal ferry]

O

[round nova]

it would be hell

[boreal ferry]

Well only mods and donators could post

And giveaway winners

[icy escarp]

But there’d be so many memes

[tame sapphire]

still hell

[cosmic flax]

literally only donos and giveaway people are in this server at this point

[boreal ferry]

That means I can post twice!

[round nova]

see me and eva are the same person

[boreal ferry]

Damn, eva getting hit with that insult

[tame sapphire]

literally? O.o

[icy escarp]

Memes = good

[mild crystal]

@icy escarp

[boreal ferry]

[tame sapphire]

memes = opportunity for people to show how dumb they are

[round nova]

at least im not a

[tame sapphire]

a lot of ban opportunities for me too ❤

[round nova]

weeb

[cosmic flax]

Memes = LFG Channel

[icy escarp]

Hey skate check crs discord

[boreal ferry]

Good thing I'm not a weeb either

[round nova]

[cosmic flax]

I should probs sleep

i have finals tomorrow

[tame sapphire]

act like a weeb

[boreal ferry]

Memes channel would be good for eva

[tame sapphire]

posts like a weeb

[round nova]

lmaooooo

[tame sapphire]

talks like a weeb

[boreal ferry]

Lots of bans

[tame sapphire]

but isn't a weeb

hmmmmmmmmmmm

[formal ice]

he's deep undercover

[boreal ferry]

But I dont

[tame sapphire]

or in denial

[round nova]

in denial weeb

alert alert

[upbeat salmon]

Eva, can you add "posting shit-tier memes will result in an automatic ban" in #server-rules ?

[boreal ferry]

I may be your definition of a weeb but I'm not an actual weeb

[round nova]

when you get through the other grief stages you will eventually reach acceptance

[formal ice]

whats after denial?

[upbeat salmon]

At least you're not a furry. Right, Robbie?
Right?

[round nova]

[tame sapphire]

anger, I think

[boreal ferry]

Definitely not a furry

[round nova]

im just gonna leave later yall

[tame sapphire]

or bargaining

[upbeat salmon]

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression then Acceptance

[formal ice]

oh fun, we're just starting then

[round nova]

hehe

[boreal ferry]

Or you know....I'm just not a weeb

[tame sapphire]

mhm

[boreal ferry]

Not an actual weeb

[round nova]

sounds like denial is reaching its peak

youll be on to anger soon enough

[boreal ferry]

Steel is probably an actual weeb

[round nova]

I didn't know shifting the target was a stage of grief

[upbeat salmon]

Steel is definitely an actual weeb.

Steel wanted the talking body pillow 👀

[boreal ferry]

Steel has a body pillow

And watches anime in Japanese

[tame sapphire]

uuuh

you watch anything dubbed???

[boreal ferry]

Everything dubbed

[tame sapphire]

...

...

[boreal ferry]

Uh oh

Eva is a weeb!

[tame sapphire]

I thought my respect for you was already low

I didn't know it could go lower

[boreal ferry]

Eva over here calling me a weeb when she watches subbed

Smh

[tame sapphire]

I'm not, but I am not from America meaning everything I watch has subtitles

even if I don't need them

that goes for tv shows and movies

[upbeat salmon]

Nah, Eva's not a weeb.
Eva's a furry 👀

[boreal ferry]

Furry weeb?

[upbeat salmon]

yes

[round nova]

me and eva really are the same person

not the furry weeb part

[upbeat salmon]

You're both furry weebs?

[round nova]

but the respect part

[boreal ferry]

[upbeat salmon]

Ah, and now we enter the "Denial" phase.

[boreal ferry]

Their both furry weebs steve

[tame sapphire]

reading while watching tv shows is just natural for me now 😄

[round nova]

yeah nvm were not the same person

[boreal ferry]

I cant nor do I want to read my TV shows

I watch TV to watch it, not read it

[round nova]

I watch my american tv shows with subtitles so

the best kind of subtitles are the (silence) ones

[boreal ferry]

I do as well, but only because sound on some shows is complete shit

Sometimes it just gets way to quiet

[mild crystal]

(shocked in utter disbelief)

[round nova]

(silence)

[tame sapphire]

well

it's not one or the other when you have enough braincells 😄

[round nova]

what does that mean

[tame sapphire]

LOVE YOU ROBBIE

[round nova]

yeah we definitely arent the same on that note

[boreal ferry]

@tame sapphire

[tame sapphire]

but really, I don't stop watching a show because I have to spare a minimum part of my attention to subtitles

[round nova]

I subconsciously read the subtitles while listening to what they say, its like hearing it but not actually needing to listen to it

a lot less brainpower and concentration required

[boreal ferry]

I partly blame my OCD and ADD for not being able to read subtitles on time

But also in anime they sometimes just go by so fast

[mild crystal]

Hi eva

[round nova]

yeah because japanese people are all on Adderall

and talking fast means plot thickens

[vale lion]

what

[boreal ferry]

Also I love the animation so I want all of my attention on the show itself

[round nova]

animation is the worst part of anime

[tame sapphire]

It's probably just that you're not used to it, Robbie

[round nova]

js

[vale lion]

Only dio voice actor matters

[boreal ferry]

I watched 1 show subbed

[upbeat salmon]

This channel is just full of weebs tonights.

[boreal ferry]

Was almost 100 episodes I think

[tame sapphire]

you don't stop paying attention to the show itself if you are used to reading

[boreal ferry]

Couldnt stand it

[round nova]

steve its okay im here

[boreal ferry]

I mean, it's not like I'm not used to reading

[round nova]

also the animation part of anime is lowkey terrible

[boreal ferry]

I used to read books constantly

I tend to have to reread lines over and over sometimes

Might be my ADHD, but I'll read a line go to the next but completely forget what I just read and have to go back multiple times

[bold forum]

I do that alot too

[round nova]

that's called being retarded

[bold forum]

shid

[round nova]

im sorry

[boreal ferry]

That's actually not

[round nova]

robbie why can't you just be like kimmy here

[bold forum]

[round nova]

see

way better reactions

[boreal ferry]

Having bad memory or a short attention span isnt being retarded

[round nova]

but I said it was

see thats the joke

understand now?

[boreal ferry]

I'm sorry your "jokes" never sound like jokes

[round nova]

that's called being retarded

[bold forum]

[boreal ferry]

[round nova]

cheer up big guy

if you ever think im being serious im probably not

unless im calling you a weeb

[boreal ferry]

[round nova]

[boreal ferry]

[round nova]

weeb rage

is only an emotion felt by weebs

[boreal ferry]

[round nova]

you've cornered yourself

[boreal ferry]

[round nova]

[boreal ferry]

[upbeat salmon]

Y'all need to share a body pillow or something.

[bold forum]

Hot

[round nova]

[mild crystal]

Hmm planning social media content for a week is such a chore

[boreal ferry]

Nty

He a furry

[mild crystal]

ResidentSleeper

[round nova]

planning

just post shit man

[bold forum]

[boreal ferry]

What do you have to plan?

[upbeat salmon]

True. @round nova is definitely a furry. A fur-suit wearing furry.

[mild crystal]

Well shitposting on a company website?

[round nova]

rude

[mild crystal]

Company Instagram*

[round nova]

you work for wendys or something

[boreal ferry]

Do you run the company insta?

[round nova]

what company

[mild crystal]

Monday Motivation
Meme Tuesdays
Educational Wednesdays
Relatable Thursdays
Insight Fridays
? Saturdays

That's all I got

[boreal ferry]

Sexy saturdays

[round nova]

sanguine saturdays

[mild crystal]

It's a marketing company

[round nova]

[upbeat salmon]

Nah, trash Meme Tuesdays.
From now on, it's going to be Tay Tay Tuesdays.

[mild crystal]

Lookup bigmouth9

[round nova]

could just go with taco tuesdays

and post a taco

[mild crystal]

Guys you're supposed to help me get this job done

[boreal ferry]

Sallout saturdays

[mild crystal]

Not get fired again

[round nova]

I am

[boreal ferry]

Sellout

[round nova]

im getting you fired so I can take over and put taco tuesdays into full effect

[boreal ferry]

Oo taco

Satiating saturdays

[round nova]

Step mom saturdays

[mild crystal]

I was thinking super fact Saturdays

[bold forum]

sunday saturday

[round nova]

lmao

[boreal ferry]

[upbeat salmon]

Weeb Wednesdays

[round nova]

two birds with one stone lolll

[boreal ferry]

Wednesday should def be weeb wednesdays

[bold forum]

Furry friday

[boreal ferry]

Oh god

Oh no

[upbeat salmon]

MILF Mondays

[mild crystal]

Fuck you guys

[bold forum]

lmao

[round nova]

hahahaha

you came to ghostposting expecting help

[upbeat salmon]

I mean, it is your job to come up with this stuff. I'm not getting paid.

[boreal ferry]

I'm actually trying to help for the most part

[round nova]

its not a chore

its your job

[boreal ferry]

@mild crystal Sweet saturdays

Because everyone loves saturday

[round nova]

we already agreed on sunday saturdays

[mild crystal]

I have to make a GoT meme

[upbeat salmon]

MILF Mondays
Tay Tay Tuesdays
Weeb Wednesdays
_____ Thursdays
Furry Fridays
Stripper Saturday
Saturday Sunday

[mild crystal]

Related to marketing

[round nova]

titty thursdays

wait

thigh thursdays

[boreal ferry]

For saturday?

[bold forum]

Thick thursday

[round nova]

thick thigh thursday

[boreal ferry]

@bold forum Thicc Thursday* you mean

[bold forum]

oh yes

[boreal ferry]

Taint tuesday

[round nova]

perfect

[bold forum]

lmao

[round nova]

these are all very marketing friendly idk what the problem is

[mild crystal]

Bruh what did I do to this channel

[boreal ferry]

But a got meme related to marketing? Idk if I can help

[bold forum]

Yea youl get promoted

[round nova]

you revived it

[bold forum]

900 iq ideas

[boreal ferry]

I've never created a meme....

[upbeat salmon]

For serious answers, we require $25,000 each. In cash. Payable up front.

[round nova]

just hand it through the screen

[bold forum]

25k in silver

[mild crystal]

I'll pass it along to HR

[boreal ferry]

Tbh I'm ok with half first

[round nova]

the whole chat log

[boreal ferry]

Rest after

[round nova]

they will fire you

and hire us

[mild crystal]

😂 😂

[boreal ferry]

Tbh guys

[bold forum]

[boreal ferry]

Thot Tuesdays and Thicc thursdays

[mild crystal]

Task 3. Strategise the content for Big Mouth’s page for a week.

For ex:

Monday: motivational content should be posted. Eg: a quote.

He has to provide day wise breakup.

I agree on that

Do you think I have to make the content aswell?

[boreal ferry]

Dont think so

[mild crystal]

idk what ur talking about

I guess I'll have to make the quotes atleast

[bold forum]

Says "example: a quote" so maybe

[boreal ferry]

I dont think you need to make your own quote

Just post something motivational

[upbeat salmon]

Who is Big Mouth?
Is that a porn site or something?

[mild crystal]

Yes

Blowjob site

[bold forum]

Isnt that that one show

[boreal ferry]

Why does a porn site need a motivational posting?

[mild crystal]

Motivation to Jack off?

Hello?

[upbeat salmon]

The stars need motivation

To go deeper

[boreal ferry]

Post something about how small dicks get sucked too, so they should keep trying

[mild crystal]

[round nova]

dicks not small the hands are just big

[mild crystal]

Lmao

[boreal ferry]

Ok buddy

[upbeat salmon]

Yeah, when compared to a newborn.