#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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oh look its ewefare
i just made lemonade and it tastes like medicine, apparently im too stupid to make lemonade hahah
I meant welfare darn autocorrect
Welfare face reveal
lmao
hamburger
about what i expected
darN that girl was from like a 2004 film but I cant remember the name of it I'm disgusted with myself
and im about to mix tequila with this medicine tasting lemonade xD
i remember welfare posting a pic of his shoes in a bathroom and he didnt flush the toilet
something like 2004
The anime girl ?
yes
Don’t ask how i knew that
ok Weebfare
in my defense
I prefer that animation style as opposed to the loli shenanigans that are around now
tbh i peeled nugget skins to as a kid
wait
Welfare, you look better than usual.
Thanks padi it’s because of quitting cigs
@spark dock it's because Im not a weeb obviously
I see nice, what are you doing now?
otaku?
no im normal
normally gay?
JESUS MARIE
no thats welf 4head
lol
normally loli?
Rynn is gay, but we still accept him.
yee
Padi I told you not to expose our relationship
Spirited away is a great movie
film
Film*
Entertainment medium*
darn it is Film
wow that's long time ago
rynn
yes
I saw it on the tv yikes
weeb ^
mind giving me some animes i finished like 5 this week
You could always go ruin every thought you've ever had and try to watch OPM s2 then get so disgusted with it that all anime seem appalling for the next day
dbz 👌
ne punch man
Weeeeeeb
Very n i c e
only anime im interested in is something with lesbians
wtf
Fairy Gone should be out now aswell, I haven't gotten around to watching it, but it's from P.A. works, so I would imagine it's decent
what 😄
aight thanks @mild crystal
my fav anime is Doom (2005)
yeah no to be honest
There are like 4 anime I've looked at for this season that I may watch
everything else is just the usual guilty pleasure fan service shit
haha no thanks
my tequila lemonade is shit 😷 😂
10 more days for Zoku Owarimonogatari
@spark dock got watch 1000 episodes of one piece
One piece.
i dont like one piece
monka

miss me with that HARD YIKES
rynn
Not enough Lolis for ya?
Welf dont even
watch detective conan
Everyone knows I watch hentai for lolis and anime for non lolis
Detective big ocean

Hi Welfie
Hey sneezy
do I need to watch detective Conan if I've read the manga
Wait what
darN making time for another anime what a h a s s l e
Detective Conan ??
yeah 900 episodes
Like Conan the barbarian?
Was about to say
croakan joined faze
darn
This might be the first day in a while where both welfie and wookie typed in gp the same day
DARN
Scratch that watched like 2 episodes late at night one time
haha yes
DARn
I stopped watching one piece around episode 600
@wicked topaz anything decent on this new bo4 content btw? if you've played it
600?
ne piece
Was gonna let more episodes come out but haven’t gone back and watched it
I stopped at like 300
You missed out
i stopped at like 0
Why download it at all
downloading anime 
I will start the update
I read majority of the manga before I stopped
black ops 4?
Hey mom 
Stream life
Hey welf-garndpa 
there is a twitch prime pack there rn
Fuck downloading
because haha no its bad
yeah wondering if any decent camos
or if the ninja boi is worth it
a random cat vid never killed anybody
Yeah especially since it’s my cat
I got ignored by mom and granpda


Yuro i never met my grandpa
When she was 12...
or grandma
They are remaking it ?
I dont think it could be worse than the completely avoid the manga one from before
sonic?
Nothing low key about it
haha watch Shiki
It appeals to young girls
its for kids
rynn ya watched food wars?
Welfare Send sonic meme 
no pico
I've been done with food wars for quite some time

Yaoi

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idk why I still have this bookmarked
its been 5 years haha yes
To remind yourself lmao
darN if they made more
boku is the best anime there is
yeah
@whole tundra has been warned
reason: Posted a link
everytime someone gets warned they all have same reaction
So I guess today Welfare.
Gotta listen to "Another one bites the Dust".

It was a link to an animated video about Endgame.
Best anime character = Reggie
It's hilarious.
"weebs" weeb icon
nah its me with long hair
I know reggie 
Reggie best femboy 
He loves the smell of Ds 
like u?
Someone help him cool down 
CORKAN
🌶
corkan
NOT CORKAN
shut up
CORKAN 

crokan
shut up croakan
groag
Personal Best Arbosa
Corkan no one cares :3
brug did i see reggie in the chat
Fanny X 
fucking furries invading this server
oy
Danny knows about Reggie
Reggies best boi
D2PCLFG staff get together
Kuro F's frogs?
6head
thats a motherfucking 7head holy shit
Reggie best femboy on PH 
gotta get those high brow fur memes my boi
WHAT
Because I took it from a group that used it as a staff meme
🦀
So yeah.
chat
darN why cant I use that excuse
who wants to see my desktop seizures
chat is so pepega
I would put down the exact line after the no
but I am reformed.
Welfie*

Lmfao



what in the fuck
Big thrust
oh hellllll naaaaah
Best anime
ohhhhhh heeellllll naaaahhh
Wtf
not even that futa shota trap loli hentai is that weird
ipad save me
Alright time for work be back in 30 mins w more memes
memes?
Bring back more reggie 
Later Welfare.
what the fuck theres more reggie
I can't save you nakorc

O7 welfie
curVE
Reggie butt 
wait
wtf

Miku Lau how are ya?
@wicked topaz 
@spark dock 
@somber anvil 
my files are too OP
Glad to hear :)
I'm okay.
@somber anvil 
n0
@brittle canopy 

time to go on a expedition to kill reggie and put him in a mouse trap
all I wanna do is show my desktop seizuring


👀

Dad?
not me
Im not dad
dadbee 


Does reggie want some candy? @spark dock
Soap?
ew wtf

he wont because he's dead 


snapped the shit out of his soul
How dare you hurt my femboy 
idk
there we go
the rattrap snapped on him
if that's over 50mb I'm gonna be pissed
idk what else to say
gonna keep my thanks
Oh did you see that Death note is getting another one-shot manga?
really?
Ye
thats 
Apparently it's supposed to cover what happens when shingami enter the human world or something like that
oooooh

LMao
Conq got banned?

Wat
right
For how long?
dunno
You cant get rid of iconic 
@mild crystal but tasso got banned
Meaning they'd have to replace havok before they ban him
but tasso also got a memorial
He doesnt deserve one
hold on
What did conq do anyway?
he did the funny
Ik about that already =p
fireteam read the channel description rookek
Did that the day outbreak perfected came out
owo
yeah
What for?
oh is that what hypnotiq was on about
no clue :3
I've gotta know 
he said that conq gone and i said "conq in jail"
i didnt realize conq got actually banned
ye know hearing these active boys get banned makes me 
i got 600 currency* rn and a gtx 1060 is like 1300-1400 currency so im getting close bois
right
Just don't break the rules 
im going into hiding
parents now owe me over 65$
its not like they're there to be fixed 4head
Get used to it @vale pebble
bruh my uncle and grandpa both together owe me 300 currency
@somber anvil 
@somber anvil brug this is like 46% of my net worth
@boreal ferry 
My parents owe me like $1000
your parents paid into you almost half a mil
You owe your parents your life
atleast I know that my next mute won't hit me
you can deal with being out 65 dollars
Since I have unpolite to save me from that

my parents owe me 3 earths and a mars
My parents are almost done paying me back though
Hard rs will be dropped in muted boy chat
hi unpolite
my parents owe me the apology letter from the condom factory
yikes 
@somber anvil do you know why conq was banned?
gotta dm conq and ask
I've never really talked to conq
Bee deserves a smol 

I'm just wondering what he did =p
why
as you can see a WILD robbie in its natural habitat trying to seduce a WILD bee for information for the disappearance of its former co-partner-peer-friend?-discordmember
people get banned all the time 4head
He was decently active in general
Darn pardon english being my 2nd language
The trick is to become mod then you can read the #incident-reports
am i active? 
!mod
no
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I want to become mod so I cant be banned again
Then you retire to pink jacket club
thats why i wont resign
the only thing i have ever gotten in terms of punishment is a 5 minute mute
They have img perms
cos i am a gud boi
I got banned by the welf
darn
then mom didnt unban me
Never been muted 
That can be changed
cool

No bee dont!
robbie run
Darn bl3 mods
Gosh darn them
NOW THATS THE RIGHT WAY TO APPLY FOR MOD
"Ive been banned and don't want to be banned meaning ill be good boy " this is some damn fine reasoning and logic
idk what to say
Pink boy club growing stronger @retiredstaffnottyedie
Sending invite links back to him and puffy
belusive became a pink boy before you i am colored shocked
darn
lmao i dont think tim ever looked at mine 
He'll respect it more
Oh that rogue insta conceded after i drew his deck for him
haha yes

@stone spoke
How many hours do you sleep if you're high on crack for 12
I slept for 4
Follow up - how much sleep time will you cut to moderate?
I get a solid 3 hours every 2 days
Meetings about who to bully next. Everysunday
I vote conq for being banned
I get a solid 2-5 hours everyday and sometimes half an hour or more out in the ditch nowadays 
He's never done nothing wrong once
Yes
Unpolite bever boolied me

the fuck did he do lol
Got himself banned
Yeah
No idea
🦀
he tripped and did the big oops
Blue is better
I bet he said the big n word
but I hit the bottom of a stairwell and broke my legs
he did the funny hard r in muted-boys didnt he
Best way to go imo
Hes probably banned people before
no unpolite was a lame mod
n word aint bannable 
I was shit literally never banned
Hey babe @somber anvil
👋
Can you vouch for me 
no
Ban me to become cool mod Kappa
LOL



darn
If i Multiapply will i be banned?
Hey person I talked too in a vc 3 times and that beats me in hearthstone 9/10 times can youj vouch for me @carmine glacier
You cant apply more then once
darn
Depends on tims mood.
Oh, But what if your thing never event gets seen?
Ill illiterate I cant read "current" dont worry
I'll have to ask for mod back so I can vouch for you
no
Hey Mom
Can you vouch for me 
You're green
current
I will vouch for Unpolite 
YES
Let’s get Unpolite mod everyone.
Padi vouches for unpolite and unpolite vouches for me
tottaly vouch
darn
He does.
idk why you would ever want to ban me

darn
he forgot about it

Kuro, i don’t really vouch for anyone.
Padi didnt even vouch for me
Again 
Imagine
Tim‘s only reminder is me his Manager.
Sure.
Thanks 
I'm crying cause nobody will vouch for me 
Fireteam Conq when?
Not even Daddy Bee 
@brittle canopy pass the pills
kuro, nobody vouched for me either

I have a macro to ban myself 
I only really vouch for people that really show they can stand the position.
cos boss thinks im a liar and no one vouched for me
plz share
I can stand the position I just like sitting down so I wont
ok
job hunting again feels fucking bad man
I mean, if you have to stand as a moderator then f this lmao
^
I sit on my butt 24/7 

I'll do my best to be the best sitting moderator! 
I dont know if anyone vouched for me 
Im looking through my dm's i have alotta mods in there 🕋
What if welf vouches for me
Then you gucci
ok
Kuro, I know you are lying.
That’s not what you said last night.
Subtle i like it
Imagine unpolite being a mod
darn
fish tanks on fire i'll be bakc
In his glory days
Glory days of cartoon deadpool
my bathtub is on fire Ill BRB
Cat's in the blender brb.
Werent you a head mod unpolite?
It’s a oven
I know :)
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Oh it does
Is that a tim 
Yeah
Old times
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No thanks
!ty
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would you rather catch your kid watching fortnite videos or justin beiber songs
woah thats toxic
neither
Justin Bieber songs
uh
i wont have kids.
Bustin Jieber
(or || porn || )
I listen to Justin Bieber sumtimes
I think I would call foster-care and leave it
!ty
Thank you for being a part of this Discord! PC Community > Console Nubs
!nou
Fuck
frcik
I forgot that
So good
Shut
!!BAN
He never wears any
how does that work
yes
it just does
!ban @somber anvil 
[EU/NA] Elusive#21271, you can't use that
Let me try it with wook
!ban @flat talon
[EU/NA] Padi#2633, you can't use that
!ban @brittle canopy
[EU] KuroYokai#2913, you can't use that
i got my mom a mini deep fryer for her birthday and the first thing she does is make french fries at 10 am lmao

Nice
10am? Yummy
@flat talon
Can i have a mom like that?
so since she made fries...i made pizza
!ban @nocturne gust
[EU/NA] ScrubsFight#2784, you can't use that
and now im eating pizza
Im eating cantaloupe
!spin
been craving this pizza since 6 am
Im a chad this month ):
?
@flat talon but is it gluten free?
no
There has to be gluten in it
😠
This is timmay
11gb/22gb for my fortnite download
do you have celiac disease?
I have downtism
cuz if you dont, then you dont need to avoid gluten
It's special
Why didnt tim get a Fireteam chat?



@mild crystal who am i vouching for?
Didnt get contacted. Yeet
oh
mee6 is bad
hes a bad buoi
luckily I have bans not warns I guess
exactly
Loophole
!nou
[EU/NA] ScrubsFight#2784, you can't use that
Welfie and wookie what you upto?
eating some new pizza
not vaping
Not smoking
imagine not being on crack at 1 am trying to solve void config
i quit smokin cigs so now i smoke twice as much weed
not doing arabic smoking cause jeez its 68 cigars in one
which already was alot on its own
I just dont smoke
wait, you smokin Again welfare?
@glossy vault I meant warns as in not !warn but actually tell them 😄
not losing you diamonds to lava
I snort crack rather than smoking
Weed not cigs
its like 1 hour ago since you finished
I know that bots handle warns here, got my fair share 
Mods do too 😁
its strange
For the most part, it's the bot 
my eating patterns have been pretty random
ever since you quit, my urge to pick up smoking again has come back hard
oh 1am? time for 2 dozen popcorn shrimp and some fries
i got muted for spam after a rogue macro copy pasted "fuck you" into scourge lfg for a little but
yeah
we take those
oh shit
ouch
Air fryer my guy
I did the get banned for actually I dont remember
you may have just explained my shitty eating habits haha
2am? Time for Aero Bar 
yeah i was buying 5-10$ of snacks every day
my eng teacher uses reddit
nowi just havent had the appetite for snacks really
Welf, I still do
minus the 500 ice pops in my freezer
couldnt afford an air fryer...so i got a mini deep fryer last night for my moms birthday today lol
I just dont eat unless someone tells me they're coming over
I come back from school with like 7 bucks worth of snacks, daily
haha yes
Rynn
i mean its the same thing just less healthier
You posted loli hentai
and some shit is better fried in oil
also a lot safer lol
i lowkey am nervous buying her an appliance that can light our hous eon fire
I bought an Air-fryer and one of those pressurizers but then when my family stopped by for Christmas they made me return my pressurizer out of fear that I would blow my house up
yea its a 1.1l mini fryer
so I bought a new one haha yes
Instant ramen 
if you talk to ldf
preassure cookers are dank tho
oh yeah thats what it is @glossy vault
You've gotta let the pressure out of it n' some shit
im fasting so all this food talk is making me hungry
instant pot's pretty good
lmao my mom used one from the early 60s when i was a kid
Ive never used it since buying it
Wook what would you have done with a new mini fryer?
It just sits on my counter

Hi mom 
the pressure cooke rwe have has an air lock that feels like what i would assume a nasa grade space station airlock would feel like
its pretty fucking nice
I read that as Nasa Grande for some reason
Wait

haha yes thats why i was ignored when i was a dad
I thought you were wondering cuz of your old account, Rynn.
oh no
My B.
warning from the bot or from a mod?
Think from a mod
I meant from here
Ah I see.

Who just sends unsolicited :loli hentai lmao
me
You can get Mod even when you got warned.
You just need to show you can change :D
not true
Many people actually robbie
you get a warning from a mod it disqualifies you
this was implemented after you joined
Ah I see.
this was implemented after you joined
Exposed.
Wait what
Wook was never warned.
youve been staff for a while bee
ok but are you giving me mod
I think we broke welfare.
Lol
BEFORE
think of the last staff we had
I think bee is broke too
who was shit
padi?
new staff

Yes
thats when we changed it
new staff
I remember a 2 day mod.
Wonder if that's why I didnt get mod here when I applied 
Rynn for chat mod

Outbreak channel when
I've been for what
now
Who?
Daddy Welfare 
I started in november
?

[NA] Welfare#1125804/19/2019
Whisper groups (Catalyst included) will now be found in #exotic-quests thank you for your patience
04/19/2019
Did time finally check my 2 months old application XD
Welfare they cannot read that.

Original outbreak quest was the best quest ever in a video game don't @ me
uh yes they can
Sneezy if you keep saying to check your app they wont check it

I kno 😦
Rynn special vision


















