#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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@mild crystal you're the only girl we care anyways 

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What is that emote
it's a pog
it's my friend doing a funny face on a rollercoaster IIRC

that's not a poogers

this is a poggers
Oh
I don't watch much twitch television content

@mild crystal what pokemon is that : )
pachirisu
m8 you high, that's clearly the ice pikachu
Why's there no ice pikachu
is my question
lmaoo
Imagine not knowing oachi from Gen 4
Icechu
Firechu
where they at
All we have is this creepy rat
Peek at chu
I love ice rat

I love you

🤔
woah
you gonna skate on my face?
kinky
Recommend some game pls
Splitgate
Ok
Skate Dat ass
isnt piplup ice rat
It's a penguin
LMAOO
it's a rat
No u
Transu Ratu
Ratsu
we need a 6th for our overwatch tournament
can some1 help me with this grill
yes. One less person in the server and one more ban under my belt
Please do @mossy anchor
nah
anyone watch the new netflix thriller on ted bundy killings?
@normal forge you do it

Dunno but widow maker has a nice ass



@gritty leaf
@marble fern 
yer dead 
Why?
You know when your girl does a cleanse and her farts smell nasty asf
Imagine that only 10x worse


very good bro
im going to fucking punch a wall
@marble fern What are your thoughts on tasso on a scale of 1-10

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Real friendship hours
@boreal ferry
WUT
yeah
how is my profile pic
It's pretty "Do you Know The Way" if you no what I mean
Finna play some LoL
I like how most characters with guns are girls, or otherwise a dwarf
Y THO
@obtuse dust has been warned
reason: Posted a link

I just bought an engagement ring
That's a big dick move
would posting a picture of link still count as posting a link?
you can't post pictures either
@floral comet stop
havok genuinely makes me want to neck myself
Who that?
Lmfao
This assclown was trying to say the Republic of Ireland is better than Northern Ireland
define better
Who goes to Ireland to do anything but drink and it cost more to buy a pint in the RoI
imo the better ireland is the one not part of the uk
IMO the bettter Ireland is Scotland
id agree except they jailed some chucklefuck over a joke.
Oh Scotland was the one that pulled that string? Don't remember
pretty sure he was scottish. the accent is unmistakably hard to understand.
Lol that part is true.
Talked to one and I couldn't understand half the shit he said. That day I finally felt the struggle my mother felt talking to some of her family members
lol. ive talked to a few scotts. some of the women there have some hella cute accents, even if i cant understand them for shit
Never heard a Scottish woman only one guy and I gave up trying to conversate.
scottish women are on opposite ends of the bell curve
either hot as fuck
or theyre able to flood the island by sitting in a half full bath tub

The X Factor: Incredibly nervous 16-year-old Janet has flown over from the depths of Ireland to be at her audition. Living in a tiny village in the middle of...
whaddis
Who the fuck is Janet Devlin
Welp these quesadillas from taco bell were disappointing at best and they didn't fill me up. I know what Im not buying next time
taco bell
McDonald's is
and said they were open 24/7 yet they're only open to 11pm 5/7 days
So Taco Bell was really my only option
both of those options suck
All because I had to "walk" my cat so I got to the grocery store 20 min late and the deli closed despite the store being open for another 2 hours 
Just wanted some decent tenders
But nope and yes my options suck but not much I can do
Lol
I live on a busy street and people speed (cuts through onto 3 main roads) and he likes to go outside so we have a harness for him and "walk" him
Fencers were
and made the bottom of the fence have gaps 6+ inches from the ground
He runs around but it's more because he's young dumb and has no limit of where he'd be willing to go
Which is why we do it
Plus the backyard is off limits for no leash


Chess in 2019 
@wheat grail 
@marble fern You're awfully quiet lately. 
@marble fern 
@wheat grail oh 
oof

@timid agate everyone is 
@marble fern except our bee 
Where is our
? 😦

Morning @golden frost
Its like 3am for me rn
Feels east coast man
K 

Yeah look at me waking at 6 am to go to work and yall still in bed
soviet union intensifies
I'm home



work
It sucks
It fun
@timid agate 
@marble fern what 
idk
@wide ingot has been warned
reason: Posted a link
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Imagine getting half way to work then realising you didn't shave
Imagine having to shave
kuno i feel your pain
I mean technically I have to shave but idc
id get in a helluva lot of trouble if i didnt shave daily
I work with food, in a way, but it's my beard I'm not cooking or contaminating anything they can't make me
They actually can. 
@cyan junco
🤔
I have to present algorithms and charts
I'm expected to look clean
@mild crystal
So have to clean shave

You can have a beard and look clean. 😠
Ah.
Plus it's annoying to have a beard
Maybe I'll grow it out over the 2 week break I get
The middle period between being clean and having something decent is the problem
I use to be that way.
I could only grow a goatee.
Got me in trouble in the military.
I have to restock stores idc what they want lmao
I had a no shave chit (permission to not shave) and a lady officer thought I was intentionally shaving to have a goatee.
Thank god another officer (male) was nearby and saved my ass.
O yea I need to figure out what kind of beards women like too
Whenever i feel it gets uncomfortable I shave it
So much research to be done

I had a long beard and my girlfriend liked it but then suggested I trim and cut off 6 inches so... I think it's safe to say they don't really know what they want.
That tbh
@mild crystal they don't like the ones that scratch their <redacted> during <redacted>
b
Just make sure you don't have a baby face I guess
"Scratch their beard during sex" <- this?
scratch
No wonder she asked me to get rid of the stache

don't want to get the 'stache stuck in the forest
i feel ya
look hella underage but my voice sounds like im one bad trip from bein on my deathbed
do you not have friends who get it for you?
im two months from being of age but i still drink like i am anyways
life pro tip
Give it
All it did for me was find what I liked to drink

hand me an Irish Mule any day and I'll down that shit in seconds
i like alcohol. i see so much shit on the day to day basis and it sometimes helps me put my mind to rest to actually get some rest
With my beard never had problems in sex with both parties at least until this day so I'm not too worried with mine
I don't drink of my own volition cos I lack self control
Although I wish I could grow a big boi beard and look sexy with it 
all being 21 taught me is alcohol is expensive
fuck $50 for a bottle of irish whiskey

scotch is the bomb
Whiskey, Scotch, Bourbon. All of them are great
Could never enjoy it Idk man, maybe too fancy for moi
I don't think it's a fancy drink
Tequila and Vodka I'll take shots of but they're fucking awful drinks
or at least, I've never seen it as particularly fancy
I know haha
Awful? See those are the ones I like more xD
If we're drinking something stronger that is
I enjoy tequila and vodka a lot as well
Other than that my drink of choice is usually beer
scotch sucks, herradura is good tequila, vodka is cheap and is the same no matter what (mix it with fruity shit)
tequila has a really unique taste
and I'm Russian so vodka comes with the territory
say what u want about "girly drinks" they're 🔥
Moscow Mule is about as far as I go with vodka or shitty shots
Idk why but the best tequila I've drank was from this dude I was meeting back then, after that the others tasted just basic
Dunno wtf the dude did
maybe you got roofie'd
he slipped some crack in it

some of the best tequila ive ever had was bootlegged
never knew where it came from but holy buttfuck dickman
ohmi
did you like it?
Yep. Where I'm from, pretty nuch 20 Kms away is a traditional drink there
Here in portugal
ooh
Come here we shall have a feast 
ok

We have a lot of mediaval recreations across the country
Is dopenzo
Bee wouldn't know
@somber anvil
I've actually never been to Portugal before
Ofc not
He too cool for them you see
Im a filthy northener portuguese 🦀
Darn too far

@somber anvil 
@mild crystal @cyan junco



@timid agate

@somber anvil gm 
Where mah love be at? 

@somber anvil you're good at destiny, right?
I think so
Im brave
Yikes

Im working on it 
get on d2 and carry me to fabled
Nay
then we can giggle like weetards at my recluse
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any of ya kids play minecraft
Almost 99k
@somber anvil 
@marble fern

I think I missed my target power... http://puu.sh/DovSu/2892a05899.png
@heady olive I played minecraft a few hours ago 
pogs
this aint 2017 the game is acceptable now
minecraft is good 
then how?
kid's are playing fortnite and apex, that means Minecraft doesn't have kids anymore
yes exactly
Nice logicx
hey now it works
I played all three of those... What does that make me?
A 7 year old
Kiddu mazimum
yes the last one
Come here Shroud. I'll keep you company on our bench of 7 year olds.
You have to do alt f4 now
Named noobmaster69
fuck off with that
Xxnoobslayer69xX
literally 5 minute joke in 3 hour movie
shroud the pedo confirmed @harsh quartz?
@quick onyx no spoilers

That's a leap. Never said he was even talking to them...
Lol
Its not a spoiler
the amount of
that scenes like that gave me

No u

I could give that movie a score with an Eigenvalue @somber anvil
big brain?
they've got like nothing to do with the story
@cyan junco minecraft is amazing, what you smokin'

attack of the b team
Tinkers' Constructs

I've been hardcore playing a command and conquer modpack
Using an osprey to go to the oilfields 
Bee is great builder
I saw "Osprey" and thought Eve Online.
😍
eve 
that's still alive?
is auto vectoring on?
VTOL is Vertical Take-Off and Landing isn't it?
That's a militar airship lmao
@quick onyx yes
had to remember my Arma days
That makes sensu
same
@spring stump dont ruin the show for us 
????
Idk
No spoilers or....
but still use spoiler tags
even tho the russo's did say spoilers are ok by monday
not everyone has the time to watch movies
you never know
People got lives
|| thanos dies by the big gay and gets suspended from fortnite for beating ninja }||
Generally the consideration is to use spoiler tags until the movie's out of theaters
any way bros you should try living in a desert at 40 degrees Celsius and its not even peaked yet lmao
peaks gonna be in june and july at ~55 degrees celsius
43 is the usual temperature in portugal summer lmao
I bet northern bees like @somber anvil wouldn't survive down here
i have survived 40 plus degrees aint that bad
my german friend dies every time this year
nice
Try working in the sun with that temperature then tell me that @heady olive lmao
Nice joke
try doing P.E while fasting in 40 - 50 degrees
fine what do you want me to call it
Try moving stuff made of plastic or steel that has been at the sun
hey now try working on whilst its 33 degrees with metal roof plates
they get soo fucking hot like holy
no @mild crystal i mean celcius
Fahrenheit is for noob na people
^
best thing about deserts in summer? cool ice cream and soda's in a water park
unless your sick or sumthin then your screwed like me rn
nice
*celsius *
Clearly not same as mine
btw where ye lads from?
im from wee ol Estonia
🦀
or no where

IQ is like golf right? the lower the better?
me from wee dumb uk
@mild crystal Oi lad let me get a piece of that

i knew a lass from the uk
He ded now?
she*
yes
car accident
Lmao
she went brain dead
Vegetable
yes

THERE WAS A STARBUCKS CUP ON THE EP 
big sad?

imagine making a show for 2 years and not noticing a starbucks cup
in GOT
I can't boil people
So I boil veggies
@spring stump what minute lmao
I need to check once I get to watch it
i got the pic
HAHAHAH
ill dm u
LOL
More proof they dont' care anymore lmao
what pic?
nah its just a mistake
@mild crystal you sure there ain't a piece for me? 
no
@mild crystal bad ;-;
Why uwu
1730 ;-;
F
he aint garfield
I do
Madlad
How does one do that
i meanm

it's a bank holiday
ill giv im 10 more years
@mild crystalwhere you work at pepega
School is more stressful than work
not really
Lmao
It was for me
I had to manage work and school
Now it's just work
Albeit just a bit more involved
Hey I slept during classes and now I get above minimum wage, quite above

Who needs school anyways
Here in portugal people study for ages and go work at a supermarket
So much fun
Underaged girls?
There's grill on work but

How do you even defend against that


they after me already soo zpill it


OwO
@upbeat salmon

the furrys are invading

@paper sage 




exams 
Lmao
**🦀 i gar kl 🦀 **

blue jacket blue pants white button down. grey or blue tie?
@noble osprey 
triv...
trivista sounds like a next gen anti -
medicine.
I dont like pings, you know
@lilac sandal 

woops
server bwoke
someone was busy
how long those kids been in server? are they homies with mods or something
they're like infamous
the first one is the best
At least people seem to be fans of them
:peepoLogs:
Nice one bee
lol i'm safe
:peepoLonely:
:REEE:

Emote broke
:meowuwucry:
🦀
@naive briar good game u play there 
We’ve all been there. Broke, destitute, penniless, out of pocket, balling on a budget. Yes we’re talking about taking an eco round in CS:GO. But Just because...
yeah considering he was no where near the head on his 3rd kill
?
the demo
is 32 tick
he plays on 128 tick
his crosshair isnt gonna be anywhere near him to the casters

i wanna goto bed but school is in the way 
Kill bed go to school
bed
@naive briar ok

Wat
❤️

hi eva 
eva 👋
hi bee 
hi
maybe lasik will help
lego 
🐝
what?


@mild crystal 
idk
O wait monday high yikers
because he is
?
Why wouldn't you smoke?
because SMOKING IS BAD
Destroys your brains, damaged your eyes, makes you loose social capability and makes you go 
thats for people like me
Wut? Some games have been proven to increase cognitive skills
Yall
True, could you imagine that

But you're thicc somewhere there




U kno
Good morning people
Think I managed to break my toe going to bed last night and I'm pist about it.
Break the other ones
Went to turn off the light after locking up and getting dog situated, shoved it into the doorway really hard.
Show dominance
Now it's a nice purple and blue color xD
Fancy













































