#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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i like the story time channel
Why do you like it @waxen pendant
Arent they muted?
ye
STEVE
@harsh quartz cause it baits people in to "tell stories" 😄 but all we do is listening to music
Ha. Got em.

I bet she muted me too 
I muted you.
She wont tell a story
darn
uh oh
i didnt mute you
🤣
you only said hi

I still don’t get what happens
I was muted. Rude.
I fall asleep for 1 hr
I'm only here for the music.
^
And I missed everything
That's normal for you, Tasso.
Is it still there if I scroll up


I need a tldr
i like how you get a beard after smoking 😮
i might cut it off after my sisters wedding
ye
i have like 15 different trimmers
Welf how long was the mute?
Nav is going for that 24H destiny 2 grind
im most likeley gunna get a hot shave like usual...its my goto when removing large amounts of hair..its the only way to shave after growing a beard without dying
I cant clean shave because 1. I look like im 13 when i do 2. My skin feels "too smooth" and its weird and 3. I feel like im naked
shaving a beard should be a crime
meh not for me
Poof
Obv too big of a beard is an issue too cause it gets annoying
U gotta find that perfect balance
@golden frost over 50% of that channel is mods
We can fix that
Lets add 1 more
Get in
Do it

im just sick of eating my hair with every bite of food lol
eva dont join 
@somber anvil
I’m a huge fan
@north saddle 
Bweeb

Can we all just BEE happy
oh
Free willy 

banned tasso
@mild crystal
unluck

this beard wouldnt be so bad if there was a beard oil that wasnt so damn greasy....thats the hard part is keeping all those products in and being comfortable with it...now i know how girls feel with all that makeup
This social is really lively
Afraid
Makeup is fun
I’m at school rn
i count as a mod pog
but makeup is also a hassle im sure
Chat mod
Lol
Fake mod, shush
Im running
darn

; (
Its ok wily

🔫


I want to join 
Shush, Bee
buit then again adding beard product isnt really for vanity reasons...its more because my face cant produce enough oil for my skin lol...thats beard 101
@flat talon welcome!!!
True, I won't use beard products though.
I'll give u some of my skin oil 
GF bought me some someone she knows made. Not touching it.

ill use some when i can grow one LUL

you mainly need it cuz you skin cant produce enough sebum oil.


but like navist im reluctant to use it....because i hate putting greasy shit on my face lol
Only greasy thing near my face should be food
Is it that hard
I cant even get myself to put lotion on cause i hate the feeling of it
My GF trimmed my beard down quite a bit. I went to grab it like I normally do... all I got was air. It hurt me soul.
prob should try to use lotion you will thank yourself in the future
darn nav
Exgf
rip beard
Eww food getting stuck in that thing
Free Dorito storage
@waxen pendant Did you put this playlist on?
i dont get food stuck in my beard...i get my beard stuck in my food
No.
@somber anvil i think so. why
i just gotta keep reminding myself im doing this for my future generations
@somber anvil We can hear your background
@flat talon there are products that don't feel greasy. I have some myself since I also hate that feeling. You'd have to go somewhere specialised and ask for samples or something
good taste
Oh I thought you were relieved by it because you are ugly and it hides your face.
Guess that was off.
LOL
cuz if someone in my family doesnt start growing a beard our genetics will be doomed forever
i thought the same
@somber anvil You're icon is turning green no one else is
but he just pulls
Eva beard confirmed? 
and if it means my chil;drens children have luxurious beards i will rock a shit beard for them
@wheat grail Yea I have push to talk binded on shift
Chillens
And while im playing I press shift to run
I don’t have push to talk enabled
so yea

Better to pull on it and rip some of the hair out than bite my nails like i used to
you should get help instead
I wash my beard with coconut butter. Makes it taste good when I accidentally chew on it.
I actually went to get checked out about that 2 weeks ago
Now i have weekly sessions
hope it helps and you shouldnt share this here tbh
i remember my motivation in highschool to grown a beard was so i can chew on it when im not paying attention to shit...now i have that and i would never chew on my beard haha
people like to troll :))
Wook
No Bee, no flowers, no food, no hoomans
Lol idc what internet ppl say tbhtbh
I give out flowers
U cant troll a troll 
To someone special
Bears are 💛
Chew on it ? Just burn it off
ok. just saying
You can't troll a troll but you can gnome a troll, and you've been gnomed
Tasso, wanna light my beard on fire?
Bee don't you agree that your vomit tastes good? 
It does
I don’t mind yea
now i have no choice when my beard creeps into my mouth lol
Its yummy af
But u have a beard boi as your avi
But that is ones man opinion
Braided beards?
Yes star

Pls no puke fetish
another reason i want to get rid of it is the allergies ramped up like a mf when it got longer
Airborne pollutant collector on your face doesn't help with allergies.
You going to take your bear completely off Wook?
nah not at least until june
From Bear face to Bare face
Oh good
and no i wont be going to skin
TIL Padi isn't female
ill just trim it down
Ok time to go to sleep again
Ok you got me worried there
Huh
🤦
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closer to the middle of may i will be getting my first real beard trim for my sisters wedding so we will see how it looks and feels after that
No u
What's worse than split ends? Burnt ends.
Burnt hair smells horrible
Burnt flesh pretty bad too tbh

Been to a morgue once. Freezer smelled like an odd fart
Way too much
Hey that's my beard.
Spank bank that beard
where can i get genetics to do that lol
But not my body. 
Very short scruff is best
i wish my beard was that thick at that length
@harsh quartz and not your hair
my beard is twice as long and half as full
True, I have long hair.
Tapered beard?
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wookedout#5314 joined this server on: 11 September, 2017
how is it that thick at that length 
If you can shape your beard like an arrow it will look good no matter how full it is
I won't wook.
Does Rogaine work on beard
mine is nowhere close as thick as that 
9/11 the day this server was born
Why is wook co-founder and welfare founder? Shouldn't both be co-founder?
O_o
lol
it doesnt work like that
that would also cancel his partnership lol
what is a headmod 
Where are you goin with that @agile portal
Equality @harsh quartz
can i be foot-mod 
boot to the head
lol amazon sending a mail with a delivery date for the last of us 2 and now a new one with "we cant tell you a delivery date" ooook
Can I officially be in charge of keeping Tasso in line?
True or False
If there are 17 chips in a potato, and 13 kids are split into 1/15 for each potato, how long will the train from Boston to Washington fly to Seattle in number of grams per liters?
42
true
D. All the above
bee won
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yes star
hi gr3y
no the answer is 42
great
🙄
I IS GUD
The answer is always 42
42 is only the answer to one question
Holy shit that bass.
its the answer for everything
music is lagging for me..
It's the answer to everything, not everything
Sounds fine for me.
same
ok
rejoin vc star
😄
actually
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"
42
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
42
its the answer to the universe...AND everything
dududud
yes steve

You've been Squarebob Spongebob Pants-ed
@somber anvil i am here.. just lagging 😄
darn
👏
How many drinks should you have tonight?
42
Unit?
42 hamster shots of vodka
The unit is 42
42 of 42
Why 42?
Mandy

But if you drive 42 on the freeway you should be eliminated
42 drinks. There will be no more of that drink in existence after you consume it.
Unit: all of it.
NEVER WATCHED
What?
HITCHHIKER'S
@flat talon that is correct
Yes I have
or read
I can read
42m/s on the highway is acceptable
93mph 150 km/h
rule #42
Walk, wander, move, control, be
Wanna be a mod?
Yes
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I will be mod
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Matilda
rule #42 it is delicious cake and you must eat it
It's just chocolate
Can you actually make that a rule
18: Mods rules mod rules
42: 🍰
Have anyone earned a kick from the server for their mod application?
rule #37 : there are no girls on the internet

@wicked topaz byee
All girls on the Internet are undercover FBI agents.
Bye, Thanks for the music Stardust!
what a grill
its a rule
oo nu
The rule of law
#37 to be exact
You're all going to prison.
I'll be sure to ship you guys a box of soap for you to drop in the shower.
@somber anvil 
It will be a miracle
HEHEHE
Yes. Yes, it will, Bee.
@sullen spruce 
Rules #29 & #37
It said not to talk about 2-33, not 2-34
but 2-33 is included in there and it was edited after the fact 
slides Wook a $20
You saw nothing.
slides Wook a $4.423 dollar bill
You saw something
This one is kinda edgy 
There are ponies of it, no exceptions. Yikers
Drinks beer
@untold tusk I have offended you.
Drink this beer; it is my blood.
Yum
@flat talon 
@sullen spruce has been warned
reason: Posted a link
darn
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If I donate and then apply for mod-ship do I have better chances of being modded?
Wow so you need money for the ability to use discord
do it
Just do it
Yes, because Discord requires an internet connection, and that costs money.
.
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DA#^^ EFSADA
Don't ask
I am havi g a sdtike
havign ada stroke
having a
you're having ada stroke you?
@ęvêřýøñë
No god no
@sullen spruce You okay?
Knot
Just type faster
O am knot asdhojk
@sullen spruce Relax with the spam.
I am teyrwopgn very fast
I think hes having a stroke 
Maybe 
I am haveing a strok,
uh oh welfare watching
Call the wambulance
@glossy vault are you?
MY stoke is ovetga
He needs a "chill the fuck out" mute. 👀
@spellchecker

‼
What is the minimum amount of time I have to be a mod to get the 'retired staff' role upon quitting?
I want to plan ahead

Penetrate him with your hammer, Navist
Heard 6 months
wow
That's exactly why we don't tell people.
lol
🛠
OMG HE WAS WATCHING run
Oh shit is it graded on a curve?
yes
I'll be mod with havok then
It is a curve
I can definitely beat havok
helies
you have to become headmod and spend most of your freetime helping here out
and then maaaybe @agile portal
idk, the Very Light Violet "Donator" role looks better than the pink "Retired Staff" role, IMO
No offense to the retired staff.

Just give me mod so i can ban havok and that should be enough to get me retired staff after quitting
!!rolepersist 297461089455702016 Muted, Spamming. I have this on copy pasta. Stop @sullen spruce
Curves down in a hammer swinging motion.
Do it, Navist. DO IT
I am not spamming. I am chatting at a pace considered as fast
dont insult my neonpink

Your pink is beautiful. Gimme
r/iamverysmart
I want
I'm not saying your neon pink is a bad color, I'm just saying I think the very light violet looks better.
what the
rip
Am I right?
Added Muted to A Copious Amount Of Color#6660, Spamming.
Bye
rip
there it is
No warns? Well that excludes like 99.999% of this server
yikes
@glossy vault 🦀


He was in my DMs a split second after he was muted.
He's just a fast typer
What on earth is playing rn

@somber anvil xD you should see the musicvideo to that
Gotta ask DJ Stardust
Welfare is like the professor of a class of 100k middle schoolers
@waxen pendant The video acompanying this beat seems like it would be nsfw
Billie Eilish - you should see me in a crown
tbh, I can totally see this song playing at a nudie bar
billie eyelash
@somber anvil https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah0Ys50CqO8
Listen to “you should see me in a crown" from the debut album "WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?", out now: http://smarturl.it/BILLIEALBUM Follow Bill...
is crap
no its just with.. spiders
Holy shit, she has spiders all over her face
haha
Needs more spiders.
help my child is acoustic

damn navist
navist has the best singing voice

!

i mean when he sings seriously
Guess who just lost power








💃


rip
oh god this song xD
maybe a music voice channel with push to talk only
What if we're using #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk because there isn't a text chat for voice rooms?
tbh, i'd be nice if people weren't able to talk when the music bot is in the VC.
he has actually d2 open 🤔 otherwise the symbol wouldnt be there

@upbeat salmon what are you saying
big brain star
hes grinding them power levels
.fWinny
🖕 @rugged totem
.fWinny
Good
im actually surprised he didnt complain about this command so far
Ah shit, here we go again
100% he's appearing offline.
.fWinny
I bet everyones excited for me being in here
🖕 @rugged totem
Xavier's a champ.

Winny the pooh 
@glossy vault
Petition to make xavier's name winny the pooh @glossy vault
Did you see the Sonic x Belle Delphine picture i posted
You want it?
@harsh quartz more 😛


HAHA i like how people are leaving
💃

im dead xD

This is gold
🥁


NO IM PATRICK!












aww its over
You know something
no
Heres something we can all get mad at

Winter 👋
Anti-Vaxxers.

Whatever your trying to say havok, i don't care, i have you blocked. Have a great day <3

Winter shut up
darn

oh
Dont start more shit 
we ordered a bunch on amazon lol
Ah, good 'ol House, M.D.
Gregory House.
Gn Kalhu 
gn iPad
God my dog's breath smells like ass

Have you heard Hugh Laurie's music?
Hugh Laurie 
@mossy anchor Wash your dog
so are people telling stories or just talking
yes
Insane.
I was 
sure ill join too
whats apex?
?????????????????????????????????
LOL
That's what happens when mods are in vcs.
padi is that sombra fan art?
Yes.
nice
what?
I only got some Sombra Fan Arts.
I want to collect more.
oh
well just look up sombra fan art
can i ask why do we have Social 1 and Social 3 and not Social 2
i need a better translator app
like wdym
any reccomendations? google translate cant seem to translate the words on all these snacks
i need one i can take a pic of the writing and it translates lol
I dont know
these snacks are delicious but im not trying to guess everything im putting in my mouth
apps that take take an image and convert them to text is something that never works for me
i just type everything over
yea never seen it until now
they taste like fish sauce chips
someone play me in hs
not the greatest but im sure it good to some poeople
I mean there has to be a decent amount of people that like it otherwise they wouldnt sell it
these little gummy squares tho are fire
i love how quaint japan is. this little tiny pack of gummies came all packaged in rows and columns and came with a little tooth pick to select one gummy at a time lol
...Why are only four still missing?
i ordered a bunch of assorted japanese candy and snack off amazon
i just ate a small little cup of a jello like substance....it had no writing on it other than ZERO

uded
tasted like fresh citrus
like jello in america tastes like sugar and gelatin...this tasted like fruit but was a little watery compared to regular jello
probably cuz its real fruit juice and gelatin
@normal forge 
opa
hell yeatho
oh damn
the only way i quit smoking was to replace it with another habit
and yea vaping as lame as it is i feel much better vaping than i did smoking
Isn't vape meant to help with your nicotine addiction?
yea its a substitute for cigs but its not the end all like they want you to think
you end up just replacing a smoking habit with a vaping habit
but like i said i dont wake up coughing blakc shit up anymore
there are lots of things to replace smoking with...vaping is what worked for me but yea i now have a vaping habit
hits vape
hitting vapor
Wook why not use google translate app to read your foreign language candy
works 4 me
@balmy crystal has been warned
reason: Posted a link
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The grind never stops
do i need to get NZXT in here and tell you why thats not a thing?
they are professionals in this field
Pretty happy with my NZXT H440 case 👌
Just have them sponsor the server and @everyone with an ad from them + a giveaway
Ezclap

shhhhhhhhhhhhh
if you say it it wont happen
and that would be kinda
to be sponsored by them lol
im biased tho
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wtf is this command....its plaguing chat tbh


.fWinny
🖕 @rugged totem
.fWinny
🖕 @rugged totem
Especially you tasso
❤
I like how Xavier is super calm about all the pings.
itsAston \
STFU @north saddle
❤
Let people get excited
when is tasso's ban party?
Hopefully today
Simple match
.fWinny
🖕 @rugged totem
🖕 @rugged totem
My buddy's supposed to be bringing me a couple ounces at the end of this week so I can stop popping all these Vicodins for my back pain.
Definitely works, although it makes me super drowsy even though it's 100% sativa.
Ounces usually go for around $250-450 around here.
average
Sativas make me tired.
Indicas knock me the fuck out.
When the outdoor starts coming in, you can pick it up for around $150-250/ounce
and i made the mistake many time of smoking church at work and i would find it hard to stay awake lmao
i personally like outdoor more when it comes to flower
you get a real stoney profile from it you dont get under lights
yea tru
We have the "Emerald Triangle" out here.
they call it the emerald triangle because it was the three counties that grew the most pot in the 70s not cuz its was the best climate...pretty much all of northern cali is perfact climate
perfact 
yea
haha
Too much purple in here 
lol, our drought officially ended a couple months ago
mednocino, trinity and humbolt
as to be expected
You lived in Florida you should be used to it
Navist is at 24 hours of D2 MonkaS
lmao gooey...whats it like here in ohio

rain?
yes
sun? no rain
sun tomorrow!
rain
Rain for 5 days Straight, one sunny day then rain for 4 more
i hate it here 
Wym it's great
Move to California, Wook
i cant keep a car clean to save my life
i clean it and it gets rained on 10 mins later
we got the van detailed and drove it home in a snowstorm lmao
i moved from cali
Ah
i dont think i wanna go back ttho tbh
not after paying less than 2.50 for gas the last 3 years
It's over $4/gallon in my area right now.
It'll be nice spending half the year down in Texas where gas is about half that
its really nice being able to not worry about mpg out here
plus my highway miles actually count as highway miles and not stuck in traffic on the highway miles
Were you in Southern California?
yea
Traffic is terrible down there.
i have lived all over the us and i like the midwest the most
if it wasnt for snow it would be perfect....
also not ohio...
im over this state..no offense gooey
i like michigan out of all the states i lived in
i might be okay with utah now that im a full blown adult and the idea of solitude satisfies me
utah when i was a kid tho was ass
@flat talon 
@flat talon 


Hi pookf
@mild crystal has been warned
reason: Posted a link
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You guys hear Chewbacca died
hear* and yes
F
Age 74

Grammar nazis really think they’re fucking doing something
If I was a grammar nazi I would added a period but I didn't
You know you wanted to.
.fWinny
🖕 @rugged totem

@upbeat salmon Not really.

After intense fan backlash on social media to Sonic the Hedgehog's human teeth, the director of the upcoming film featuring the video game character is vowing to make changes to appease fans. "Thank you for the support. And the criticism. The message is loud and clear… you ...
they are changing sonics design!!!!
God I want to post that pic of sonic again
seems like they are actually changing his design in the movie
maybe it will get better!
im shocked
I was told to say "woo bts"
How one episode can kill a show.
^ For those who didnt like episode 3. I agree with every statement in this video.
🖕 @marble fern
should that have a spoiler tag?
Uh? Obviously has spoilers based on the title?
Whoa toxic
you need a better tv =p
there were dark as fuck scenes
i also had to watch it in lower quality......
watched it on my tv using my phone data
cus no internet
o shid o fugg
@marble fern
U should join dragged in
in my server we are having a party
@upbeat salmon
WOuld U like to join
can someone help me
















