💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[icy swallow]

@boreal ferry There's someone, for everyone man.

Trust. I was a pleb, a real pleb.

[mild crystal]

pay by the hour

[boreal ferry]

wonder where i find someone

havnt seen any women my age since i graduated highschool...

[mild crystal]

how is that possible

i guess i live on a college camp so it just seems impossible

that would suck

[boreal ferry]

i didnt go to college

[mild crystal]

i cant walk a block without seeing someone my age

[boreal ferry]

went straight to work

[mild crystal]

neither did i

got certifications

[boreal ferry]

only dudes work where i work =p

other than the 3 office ladys

[mild crystal]

well you dont want to sleep with someone at work

it gets messy

[boreal ferry]

true

[mild crystal]

Women at the bar want to be a star
Stop her on the street, she thinks you a freak
It's illegal to flirt when we at work
So nowadays I score at the grocery store

and if this don't work im going to church

[boreal ferry]

never been to a bar....

thought about going once

doesnt sound like something i would enjoy too much

[mild crystal]

i didnt say meet her at the bar

[boreal ferry]

stopped drinking when i turned 20 =p

[gritty rose]

if it's not with friends it's pretty boring

also boring if you don't drink

[mild crystal]

^^

[boreal ferry]

my friends wanted to take me on my 21st birthday

[mild crystal]

oh man i just started watching mortal kombat havent seen this since i was a kid

[boreal ferry]

but after hearing how it was when my brother went on his 21st i wasnt really interested

[gritty rose]

it's just a place to chill and have a drink tbh

[mild crystal]

bad place to meet a girl

[boreal ferry]

im a very awkward person....

[mild crystal]

unless ur looking to jsut get laid

[boreal ferry]

yea, not really looking for that

[solid gate]

Meet people at places doing things you like to do is my advice.

[gritty rose]

^

weeb forums here i come

[spice fern]

[gritty rose]

@spice fern

[boreal ferry]

what if the only thing i like to do is stay at home and watch anime and play video games......

[solid gate]

Seriously, same goes for finding someone compatible. Everyone is crazy. Find the crazy you are compatible with.

[mild crystal]

^^^

[spice fern]

@gritty rose

[mild crystal]

you gotta find the right kinda crazy

the ying to your yang of crazy

[marble fern]

[spice fern]

me no have nitro so this best i can do

[solid gate]

Find a girl who likes that Robbie, they exist. Might be some 50yo dude lying about it on the internet most of the time, but they do exist.

[mild crystal]

hey reife

what me and you have

is special

[solid gate]

❤

[gritty rose]

i have all my 2D waifus, i don't need anyone

[unreal flume]

Yooo

[mild crystal]

Mortal Kombat movie ♥

they shouldve made more of these

[unreal flume]

Matched with my first real model

[boreal ferry]

idk if i will ever find that girl tbh

[mild crystal]

i dont like 10/10 girls usually really high maint

[solid gate]

I dated one like that after college, can confirm, really high maintenance

[mild crystal]

hahaha

[boreal ferry]

kinda wish i went to college

meet more people that way

[solid gate]

She would spend an hour getting ready to go to the gym just to get sweaty

[mild crystal]

she was probably sleeping with someone at the gym

[solid gate]

lul, no we went together, plus we lived together would have been hard, not impossible, but hard to cover up

[mild crystal]

living together...

how many married couples?

kinda naive

[marble fern]

@spice fern I am also

[boreal ferry]

hoecat over here being so negative

o wait.....

[mild crystal]

hey i started the conversation trying to give you tips to finding someone

[unreal flume]

Fucking shit isn’t uploading

[solid gate]

he's not wrong though, but I don't know, she was just really snotty and high maintenance. Was glad I got out. Bullet dodged!

[mild crystal]

she looks like a model

[boreal ferry]

ive only ever had 1 gf

back in highschool

[mild crystal]

high quality photo

[unreal flume]

Lil by lil I’ve been getting better at my shit

[solid gate]

Jennnnnnnaaaaay

[mild crystal]

ive dated 2 jenny's in my day

i wish i married one of them

she was a keeper

[unreal flume]

Put on 25 pounds in 3 months

[mild crystal]

what the fk

[languid cove]

roids

ez

[boreal ferry]

muscle im guessing?

[languid cove]

if it's muscle that steroids

[mild crystal]

how short are you

[unreal flume]

Need another 50 before I look the way I want tho

6’3”

[mild crystal]

125 at 6"3

are you a girl?

[unreal flume]

Lmao

Chest surgery and my parents never had food in the house

[mild crystal]

im 5"9 and i dont think i could ever weigh less then 150 without being toxicly unhealthy

[unreal flume]

Incredibly under weight

[mild crystal]

i like my girls skinny tho

[unreal flume]

Lotta people said it was genes

[mild crystal]

so i can toss em around

[boreal ferry]

im 195 at 5"10

[mild crystal]

yea im 5"9 185

[languid cove]

I'm 250 at 5'2''

[boreal ferry]

ive got a little bit of a belly

but not much

[unreal flume]

I wanna be about 190-210

Around 5-8%bmi

[mild crystal]

5"2?

do you have a ladder or a chair in your kitchen for getting to things up high

same here

she always had me reaching for stuff in the kitchen for her

[icy swallow]

Going on 4 months.

[unreal flume]

Hmm?

[gritty rose]

ewwwww

fucking normies

[pale sleet]

[gritty rose]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-lewd-hand-holding-gif-9151681

[unreal flume]

Lol

[icy swallow]

See? Even neckbeards find someone.

Kek

[marble fern]

[pale sleet]

steel that's nsfw wyd degenerate

[gritty rose]

that's why it's blurred out

[spice fern]

@gritty rose still too lewd

[pale sleet]

[spice fern]

[icy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/censored-anime-pussy-gif-9680035

[gritty rose]

[spice fern]

[pale sleet]

nagatoro should be a college course

[boreal ferry]

what should?

[pale sleet]

nagatoro

[boreal ferry]

idk what that is

[mild crystal]

thats a nice pussy

[pale sleet]

my guy gets big boolied

that's all u need to know

[gritty rose]

isn't that a manga?

[mild crystal]

oh man

[boreal ferry]

i tried tinder to see if i could find anyone on a dating app

[mild crystal]

eva is back stop talking about girl

[boreal ferry]

didnt work

[tame sapphire]

I never had any issues

[gritty rose]

eva

[tame sapphire]

well, despite the fact that I found stalkers and idiots

[mild crystal]

im not a stalker

ok i am but im not stalking you

ok i am stalking you but im trying not to

[tame sapphire]

hey I know we went on a date only once but WHY DON'T YOU MESSAGE ME WITH GOOD MORNING EVERY SINGLE DAY?

[pale sleet]

ye steel nagatoro is a manga

[tame sapphire]

you didn't answer me but I passed by your apartment and the lights were on WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

[mild crystal]

good strats the everyday approach eventually she might give in

[boreal ferry]

oh god

[pale sleet]

"hey I think our first date went really well, so when do you want to get married?"

[boreal ferry]

ive been on tinder for a while now

[tame sapphire]

"I am thinking John for our first son's name"

[boreal ferry]

no matches so far

[mild crystal]

hahaha

really i was thinking rose would be our daughters name

still sounds better then one of my first dates i woke up chained in the basement she had a bunch of stuffed animals all around me

[gritty rose]

sounds fun

[pale sleet]

[mild crystal]

her name was eva

[tame sapphire]

I don't have stuffed animals but one

[mild crystal]

well yea you had to get rid of the evidence

kidnapping

[tame sapphire]

I'm allergic 😦

[mild crystal]

are you allergic to cats

[tame sapphire]

not really, but I'm not the biggest fan

[mild crystal]

dealbreaker

i want a divource

[gritty rose]

dogs > cats

👏

[north cloud]

alright buddy

now that's crossing the line

[gritty rose]

fite me

[mild crystal]

dogs and cats ❤

[north cloud]

[solid gate]

Meh, find someone who wantss to be with you, that does the same things you want to do. If they aren't into you, and what you do, find someone else.

[mild crystal]

man this mortal kombat song makes me want to start a fight club

[hardy pewter]

cats>dogs

[north cloud]

👌

[hardy pewter]

fight me

[boreal ferry]

i hard to find someone who likes what i like

[mild crystal]

👉 👌 😉

[hardy pewter]

[mild crystal]

youd be suprised what you can start to like when a cute girl likes it

[north cloud]

[mild crystal]

you have any idea how hard it is to go to yoga and not look at anyone but the girl your dating

its very hard

[barren bay]

aidsRus

[solid gate]

Find a girl who likes to look at other girls with you. Even better, one who tells you "hey, go get her number!"

[scarlet citrus]

Darn I dont have friends

[tame sapphire]

uh

[gritty rose]

"friends"? what's what?

is it edible?

[mild crystal]

eva you want to go pick up some girls?

[scarlet citrus]

Eva is a girl

[wraith glade]

12 year old boy

but u can dream

[boreal ferry]

i dont think i want a girl like that =p

[tame sapphire]

Unpopular opinion: If you can't find any girls that like what you like, consider maybe expanding what you like. You don't need to stop liking whatever it is that you do, but if it's in the way of you finding someone, maybe you could find more things to enjoy

[scarlet citrus]

I mean

[tame sapphire]

Hoecat, not with you, sorry

[scarlet citrus]

You're not wrong

[mild crystal]

OUCH

[tame sapphire]

I already said this

I have standards

[scarlet citrus]

@wraith glade I'm blue now are you proud of me

[tame sapphire]

they aren't that low

[north cloud]

[scarlet citrus]

Eva only talks to yellows

Duh

[wraith glade]

yellow was better

unlucky

[boreal ferry]

how does one make themself like something they dont like

[scarlet citrus]

@glossy vault make me yellow again

[pale sleet]

rejected

[scarlet citrus]

You dont have to make yourself something you dont like

Trust me on that

[mild crystal]

i dont think its about likeing something you dont like, what she was trying to say is maybe there are things that you dont know you like

[tame sapphire]

or things you keep telling yourself you don't like

[scarlet citrus]

I did that last semester of college and I had a mental breakdown that caused me to spiral out of controm

[tame sapphire]

but you could if you gave it an honest chance

[pale sleet]

controm

[scarlet citrus]

Nasty stuff still recovering from my suicidal depression

:) i'm better now

Me not cry everyday

[north cloud]

oh

well

[boreal ferry]

thats good to hear ocean

[scarlet citrus]

[pale sleet]

wow wholesome ocean hours

[scarlet citrus]

I'm a very wholesome person when I'm not an insane memelord

[boreal ferry]

i cant think of anything to try and see if i like

[gritty rose]

ocean

[boreal ferry]

ik i dont like sports. going outside isnt fun....

being around a bunch of people isnt fun either....

[pale sleet]

a lot of ppl meet outside

[tame sapphire]

Then

I'd say

[scarlet citrus]

I've found I like alot more when I have a much more open mind about things

[tame sapphire]

see a therapist

[boreal ferry]

wut

[tame sapphire]

not in a bad way. Everyone should see a therapist

[hardy pewter]

same here ocean

[scarlet citrus]

@boreal ferry go to christianmingle.com or farmersonly.com

[normal forge]

OMG

OCEAN IS BLUE

[pale sleet]

think of outside as being inside of the universe, so it's just a bigger inside

[gritty rose]

make sure you find a good one, most of them are

they don't really care

[boreal ferry]

im not christian or a farmer though.....

[scarlet citrus]

I have a Therapist

He's grear

I talk about all my problems

[pale sleet]

hey robbie, you don't have to be lonely, at farmersonlydotcom

[boreal ferry]

arent therapists super expensive?

[scarlet citrus]

Well

They can be

Not all of them are

[unreal flume]

Lmfao she just creeped my sc

[pale sleet]

[north cloud]

[scarlet citrus]

@boreal ferry do you work?

[boreal ferry]

i do

[scarlet citrus]

Sometimes insurance covers your therapy

[native lake]

Is this the right dating advice server

[scarlet citrus]

There's also government hotlines you can call

[native lake]

[scarlet citrus]

Yes we're all single and ready to mingle @native lake

[mild crystal]

hahaha

[native lake]

Yikes

[north cloud]

now thats just...

[scarlet citrus]

I'm jokin no mute again pls

[mild crystal]

destiny casual encounters

[gritty rose]

ocean has mute ptsd

[north cloud]

that went from wholesome ocean hours to what the actual heck real fast

[gritty rose]

time to booli

[scarlet citrus]

Hey wait

No

:(

[native lake]

Mute ocean????1!

[scarlet citrus]

All I said was Indiana Jones and Darth Vader die in Infinity War

Granted it was in #💬destiny-chat

[boreal ferry]

im sure i will find someone one day, hopefully before im 30 =p

[mild crystal]

your a guy you got until atleast 40

[scarlet citrus]

They honeslty help so much

[native lake]

50 is the age to start lookin wdym

[scarlet citrus]

I love my therapist

[boreal ferry]

idk if i wanna live that long.....

[north cloud]

oh god

[native lake]

can we not have that kind of talk

[north cloud]

here we go

[mild crystal]

im surprised i made it past 26

[boreal ferry]

o wait shit

wasnt being suicidal

[native lake]

:D

[scarlet citrus]

Yeah that's my job

[native lake]

stop

[scarlet citrus]

KNEE IM RECOVERING

[boreal ferry]

im no suicidal dw =p

[scarlet citrus]

ITS OK

IM ON A PATH OF RECOVERY

IM 4 MONTHS SELF-HARM FREE

[native lake]

Path of another mute more like

[mild crystal]

ouch

[native lake]

[scarlet citrus]

[boreal ferry]

you're doing good ocean!!

[scarlet citrus]

Trying to be wholesome mods wont let me

[native lake]

[scarlet citrus]

My diet still fucked tho

[boreal ferry]

same.....

[mild crystal]

pizza rolls and diet soda

[gritty rose]

Mine was always fucked ;)

[scarlet citrus]

I lost 10 pounds cause I starved myself

[hardy pewter]

ok

[boreal ferry]

keep telling myself i should probably eat some kind of fruit or vegetable

[hardy pewter]

thats not good

[gritty rose]

Yikes

[boreal ferry]

but then i eat more fried food and am like....another day

[hardy pewter]

be a vegan

[scarlet citrus]

No I'm eating healtny now

[unreal flume]

Yooooo

[native lake]

Junk and fast food

😩

[mild crystal]

you are what you eat

[unreal flume]

SchoolboyQs new shit is 🔥

[boreal ferry]

all i eat is fried food

[scarlet citrus]

Salads, Grilled/Baked chicken, no fried foods

[native lake]

Im a pussy then @mild crystal

[scarlet citrus]

Its an adjustment

[native lake]

[mild crystal]

you beat me to it

[hardy pewter]

ok thats fine food

[boreal ferry]

@native lake you eat cats?!?!?!

[scarlet citrus]

No soda for 1 month

[mild crystal]

i love eating pussy 😉

[scarlet citrus]

Only water

[boreal ferry]

terrible

poor cats

[unreal flume]

Who doesn’t?

[native lake]

@boreal ferry dont you ever see an adorable cat and just wanna eat em up

[boreal ferry]

hmmm

trueee

but i dont actually eat them!

[native lake]

disgusting

[mild crystal]

you dont actually eat vagina

[unreal flume]

Feel her nails going through your hair

[boreal ferry]

i just pet them

[scarlet citrus]

What the fuck

My 18 year old virgin ears

IM A GAMER GODDAMNIT

[mild crystal]

you CLICKED OK for NSFW content

your fault

[boreal ferry]

MY 21 YEAR OLD VIRGIN EARS!!!

true.....

[unreal flume]

Anyone who is a virgin these days has my respect

[scarlet citrus]

I'm legit 18 what the

[unreal flume]

Shit is mad hard to stay in abstinence

[mild crystal]

you could probably get laid just telling a girl your a virgin

[boreal ferry]

ill be 22 next month

[scarlet citrus]

I'm not a fucking chad

[boreal ferry]

pretty easy for me dop.....

[scarlet citrus]

I'm a wholesome gamer

[unreal flume]

Nah literally anyone can get laid

[keen mango]

IM SEEIMG ENDGAME TODAY!!!!!

[mild crystal]

well yes, but developing a meaninful relationship

[scarlet citrus]

Yeah but I dont reallt want too

[mild crystal]

thats the tricky part

[scarlet citrus]

Sex is overrated

Tbh

[unreal flume]

Doesn’t mean you’ll be fucking the hottest body but still easy to get laid

[hardy pewter]

it is 😦

[mild crystal]

dont talk about eva like that shhlipd

[hardy pewter]

but sex is really over rated...

[scarlet citrus]

What tje

It is

[tame sapphire]

if you think that

[scarlet citrus]

I only have friends

Rn

[unreal flume]

Eva is obviously a babe

[tame sapphire]

you did not do it right

[hardy pewter]

same

[scarlet citrus]

There's a girl I like but like

Idk

[mild crystal]

my dad use to use me when i was kid to pick up girls

[hardy pewter]

if you really like her why not go for it

[scarlet citrus]

Cause anxiety

[hardy pewter]

nah dude

be alpha af

[boreal ferry]

tbh

[boreal ferry]

i think i need to see my doctor for anxiety meds

[unreal flume]

Lmao

Alpha

That shit is a joke

[hardy pewter]

lmfao

it was ofcourse a joke

just be yourself and dont be scared to talk to the person you wanna talk to

[scarlet citrus]

Being Alpha means you're a cuck

Tbj

[boreal ferry]

and adhd meds....

[scarlet citrus]

No like we hang out alot

Its not like I never talk to her

[hardy pewter]

ok

[mild crystal]

dont talk about adhd meds, im all out of adderal for 3 more days

[boreal ferry]

rip

need to get my doctor to put me on adderal

but idk....i hear its adictive

[hardy pewter]

it is

[mild crystal]

extremely

im just glad im limited to 30 pills a month

[hardy pewter]

its always used in the esports stuff

[boreal ferry]

i want something to help me with my anxiety and adhd

[mossy anchor]

I think I need serious mental help

[scarlet citrus]

I only have my anxiety meds

[boreal ferry]

maybe then i can get my drivers license.....

[scarlet citrus]

But I'm not addicted

[mild crystal]

adderal will increase anxiety would be my guess

[hardy pewter]

Just call a fucking therapist

[unreal flume]

Fuck it

[hardy pewter]

Same here hoecat

[unreal flume]

Pop pills

[boreal ferry]

i got my permit, i just get really nervous on the road

[scarlet citrus]

Weed makes my anxiety twrrible

[tame sapphire]

therapists help you even when you're ok

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[mossy anchor]

Oh fuck off

[unreal flume]

It helps to numb everything

[mild crystal]

anxiety meds have been linked to increasing alzehiemers by 75% after 6 months of taking

[hardy pewter]

😮

[mossy anchor]

“Just call a therapist”

Literally go fuck yourself.

[boreal ferry]

[hardy pewter]

yeah why wouldnt I fuck myself

[scarlet citrus]

@mossy anchor what are your problems?

[boreal ferry]

[mild crystal]

well im touching myself but im not gonna be telling everyone here about it

what kinda weirdo are you

[boreal ferry]

you are right now though....

[scarlet citrus]

What rhe

[mossy anchor]

Fuck this

[tame sapphire]

stop

[unreal flume]

Lmao mb

Lemme delete that row

[mild crystal]

the hammer has come down

wrath of eva

im honestly afraid of her

[unreal flume]

It’d be funnier in person

[boreal ferry]

but yea....i dont think i really need to see a therapist

[mossy anchor]

Let’s just ignore this mans profile pic

[hardy pewter]

same here hoecat

[boreal ferry]

id rather try the meds first

[mossy anchor]

Which is basically fucking porn.

[hardy pewter]

lmfao

[unreal flume]

Lmao

[mild crystal]

what kinda porn sites do you go to?

[mossy anchor]

Come on, give me ridicule

[unreal flume]

Xxxstickmanfigures.com

[mossy anchor]

Give me a fucking reason to go apeshit

[scarlet citrus]

Yikes

[hardy pewter]

roblox hent

jk

[scarlet citrus]

I'm gonna go hide in Gen

[boreal ferry]

yo winter, calm down

whats up bro?

[hardy pewter]

dude lets all chill

[unreal flume]

Look at this dope ass shirt I got

[mossy anchor]

Sure bud.

“Chill”

[hardy pewter]

no need to be angry

[mild crystal]

destiny and chill?

😉

[mild crystal]

see thats why my mom always told me to fold my clothes

[unreal flume]

Exactly

[mild crystal]

shit is wrinkley

[hardy pewter]

the design tho

[unreal flume]

I pulled it out the dirty basket 🤣

[mossy anchor]

Why the fuck are companies making shirts about human issues

That’s a stupid fucking shirt

[hardy pewter]

cus why not

[mild crystal]

not gonna lie, i got 2 baskets 1 for dirty, and 1 for i wore it but its still good to go

[hardy pewter]

if we werent woke as heck

[scarlet citrus]

Because people like dramatizing mental illness

[mossy anchor]

Well they need to fucking stop.

[unreal flume]

It’s about surfing lmao

[scarlet citrus]

Apparently its a fad now to be like 14 and fucking act depressed on social media

[hardy pewter]

moodswings about surfing

what

[mossy anchor]

Sure 4head.

[scarlet citrus]

Cause mental illness is so funny hahahaha

[mossy anchor]

“Surfing”

[scarlet citrus]

(Its not)

[hardy pewter]

how is it about surfing

[mild crystal]

real mental illness is not funny at all, a lot of people think they have mental illness but there lives just suck

[unreal flume]

SD vibes

[hardy pewter]

what sd

[unreal flume]

San Diego

[hardy pewter]

ok

[scarlet citrus]

Dramaticized mental illness is self-diagnosed

Real mental illness is a clinical diagnoses

[hardy pewter]

^

[scarlet citrus]

Unless its like super obvious you're having mental health issues and you cant get to a doctor for it

[hardy pewter]

thats why you go to the doctor first before you post about your self claimed depression

[mild crystal]

they hand out diagnosis & antidepressants likes its halloween and candy

[mossy anchor]

Sure.

[scarlet citrus]

When you're a survivor of this kind of shit it changes how you think about this

[boreal ferry]

i was given depression meds for my adhd....

[scarlet citrus]

The world is a fucked up place

[mossy anchor]

Try having severe Anxiety and Severe Depression with autism.

[scarlet citrus]

It really is

[mossy anchor]

I’m not even allowed to take any fucking meds for it

[scarlet citrus]

Is it cause of the autism?

[scarlet citrus]

I have to avoid certain meds because of allergues

Idk if autism functions in a similar way

[mossy anchor]

No, it’s because every pill I’ve tried makes me a ticking fucking time bomb

[scarlet citrus]

Oh

[mossy anchor]

I could attempt at any fucking time

[unreal flume]

Chemical imbalances

Shit sucks

Have they done blood work with you?

[scarlet citrus]

^

I had blood work done

[mossy anchor]

Don’t worry about if they’ve done blood work done.

It’s not your concern.

[unreal flume]

K

[scarlet citrus]

Ok

[hardy pewter]

ok

[unreal flume]

I miss my hair

It’s finna be another 3 months before I have it back

[scarlet citrus]

Long ass neck

[unreal flume]

Hell yea baby

Goose ass neck 🦆

Helps with getting the babes 😂

[languid cove]

geese are the thots of the sky

[mild crystal]

you put that shirt on

after saying it was dirty

busted.

[unreal flume]

Took that picture earlier 🤫

[mild crystal]

ill give you 50$ if you ask her how much

[unreal flume]

I’d do it for $1 lmao

It’s non stop matches here

[boreal ferry]

Damn dude

[mild crystal]

just remember to use a condom

[boreal ferry]

I never get matches

[unreal flume]

Why?

What do you look like?

[boreal ferry]

A human dude =p

[unreal flume]

😍

Stud

Just put something corny in your bio

Take some decent pics and you’ll get matches

[boreal ferry]

I've only taken 1 picture of myself....

Like ever

[mild crystal]

thats your problem

gotta have atleast 3

[unreal flume]

At least

Idc how bad a girl is if she has less than 5 photos I swipe left

Definitely have a few selfies

A group picture or two

[gritty rose]

best dating advice, only at Destiny 2 PC LFG

[unreal flume]

Then find a way to get your shirt off without it seeming like you were setting up for it

Like surfing or boarding swimming etc

And smile lmao

[mild crystal]

are you kidding me i invite girls up to my place to meet my cat

[boreal ferry]

I thought I wanted matches....

Me with my shirt off is not a pretty sight

[mild crystal]

then just turn out the lights

[unreal flume]

You with your shirt off shows that you aren’t self conscious about it

Even if you are always be confident

[boreal ferry]

And I have no one to take a group picture with

[mild crystal]

im talking with this chick from germany right now

[scarlet citrus]

What the

Yall are chads

Damn

[mild crystal]

"[00:46]Hoecat: so ill come to germany we'll start a farm together make some kids?
"

[boreal ferry]

I dont think in super ugly or anything

But attractive? Idk

[mild crystal]

my mom says im good looking

[boreal ferry]

I've got a dad bod

[unreal flume]

It’s difficult for most people to see them selves as attractive

[boreal ferry]

Mine does too lol, I think all moms say that to their kids

[mild crystal]

SHHH

[scarlet citrus]

I have a jewfro

[unreal flume]

That’s why even models are self conscious

[mild crystal]

YOU LIE

[scarlet citrus]

Look like fuckin Dan from Game Grumps

[mild crystal]

im special

[boreal ferry]

Oh you're special all right

[scarlet citrus]

^

[boreal ferry]

Wanna see the one picture I use on my dating profile?....

[tame sapphire]

no

[boreal ferry]

The only picture of me I've ever posted

Eva says no

[scarlet citrus]

I dont have a dating profile lmao

[unreal flume]

Filters are bs

[boreal ferry]

Holy ahit

[scarlet citrus]

Bro no lie you're kind of gross

[boreal ferry]

That's a chad

[scarlet citrus]

But I'm a dude and not gay

Actual chad tho

[tame sapphire]

what does chad mean?

[scarlet citrus]

Someone who gets girls

And its like

Superior to other guys

[mild crystal]

eva stop flirting with us

[tame sapphire]

eh

[scarlet citrus]

Eva doesnt know the bro code

[boreal ferry]

Eva just wants to put us guys down tbh

[scarlet citrus]

Well I mean guys suck so

[mild crystal]

i dont suck i lick

[boreal ferry]

We just trying to have a wholesome convo here and eva cones swooping in

[scarlet citrus]

I dont do either

[mild crystal]

sometimes nibble

[scarlet citrus]

Cause I'm a holy christian male

[unreal flume]

Eva is too much of a babe for me 🙌🏼

[tame sapphire]

for me physical attractiveness is always kind of weird. I can't be attracted to someone that looks good but is dumb or a bootie to others

[unreal flume]

^^^

[boreal ferry]

Same

[tame sapphire]

it literally triggers no reaction on me

[scarlet citrus]

Relatable

[unreal flume]

That’s the difference between sexual and personal attraction

[scarlet citrus]

Personality > Physical

[unreal flume]

Most of the girls I fuck are annoying as shit

[mild crystal]

^^^

[tame sapphire]

I am not sexually attracted to bodies, though. The mind is what can get to me

[scarlet citrus]

Girls dont talk to me because I'm smell

Eva challenge me to chess

I'll probably lose

[tame sapphire]

and I feel disgusted if I even try to kiss someone I have no connection with

[unreal flume]

I’m attracted to woman who don’t need me

[scarlet citrus]

What's kissing

Havent done that

[mild crystal]

i like neediness

[boreal ferry]

I dont entirely know what I'm attracted to

[hardy pewter]

you never kiss your mom at the cheeks?

[unreal flume]

Yourself

[boreal ferry]

Havnt talked to enough women I guess

[unreal flume]

Be attracted to yourself before anyone else

[scarlet citrus]

That's rough

[mild crystal]

that is rough i hate myself

[boreal ferry]

Chad talk right there

[scarlet citrus]

Bad self-esteem doesnt help

Still havent fixed that

[unreal flume]

Who as a person I’m fucked

[scarlet citrus]

My life is fucked up

[old lake]

Does the !triumphs work?

[tame sapphire]

oh I can confirm this

[unreal flume]

If Hell is real I’m going there

[tame sapphire]

when people say that woman are attracted to "bad boys"

it usually just happens that bad boys have confidence

and confidence is attractive

[scarlet citrus]

Oh darn

Mg confidence

[boreal ferry]

I get that

[scarlet citrus]

0

[mild crystal]

fake confidence ocean

[scarlet citrus]

Somehow my friend likes ne

[boreal ferry]

But like....how do I have confidence lol

[scarlet citrus]

But I dont wanna ask her out cause I'm shy

[unreal flume]

Don’t look down

[scarlet citrus]

[unreal flume]

Ever

[boreal ferry]

I cant look at people

[unreal flume]

You see my eyes lol

[boreal ferry]

I try my best to look around them lol

[unreal flume]

I love eye contact

[boreal ferry]

I hate it

When I try to look people in the eye my head starts shaking or some shit

[scarlet citrus]

I'm good with eye contant

[mild crystal]

girls eyes can make or break it for me

[boreal ferry]

I physically cant do it

[scarlet citrus]

Cause I worked in customer service at a groceey dtory for a year and a half

[unreal flume]

I hate dopy eyes

[scarlet citrus]

I hate humans

[hardy pewter]

same

[scarlet citrus]

I just wanna bang a cat ya dig?

[hardy pewter]

specially Woke humans

[scarlet citrus]

Maybe I'll hit Shane Dawson up

[hardy pewter]

lol

[boreal ferry]

Yo guys

[hardy pewter]

I dont get why woke people dont wanna let people be

[boreal ferry]

Wanna see a pic I took recently?

Not of me lol

[unreal flume]

Hell yea

[scarlet citrus]

Idc

[unreal flume]

O

😶

[mild crystal]

well what kinda pic are we talking about

[boreal ferry]

I'm Into photography =p

[mild crystal]

is it of eva

[hardy pewter]

lol

[scarlet citrus]

Welfare is more my tyoe instear of eva

[mild crystal]

ive been trying to get nudes for so long

[scarlet citrus]

What the fuck

[boreal ferry]

Took it at work, running out of things to take pics of

[unreal flume]

Drill bit

That’s hot

[boreal ferry]

Lol

[scarlet citrus]

Oddly satisfying tbh

[boreal ferry]

Thought it looked cool with the way the metal shavings are on it

[mild crystal]

it actually looks kinda cool

[unreal flume]

For sure 🤙🏼

[scarlet citrus]

Its super satisfying

[boreal ferry]

Kinda looks like a drop of water splashed off it

[scarlet citrus]

Looks like ice

[boreal ferry]

Thanks =D

[mild crystal]

i just made steak so tasty

[boreal ferry]

I used to work as an electricians helper, so I was able to take pictures as I went to jobs

Now I work in the shop so I dont get to go anywhere....

[boreal ferry]

I make do with qhats there lol

[mild crystal]

you connect the red wire to the black wrie

[boreal ferry]

Umm no lol

Dont do that =p

[mild crystal]

im gonna hook you up to car battery and get information outta you

[boreal ferry]

Sounds like fun

[scarlet citrus]

I'm sitting in college dying

[mild crystal]

its gonna be our first date

[scarlet citrus]

It'll be worth wheb I gst out

Just shit rn

[boreal ferry]

Oo my first date

[scarlet citrus]

I like what I'm doing though

[boreal ferry]

Never been on one of those...

[unreal flume]

How old are you?

[scarlet citrus]

18

[mild crystal]

shit youd probably get tons of dates after that just telling the story of the time you got hooked up to a car battery

[boreal ferry]

22 next month

[unreal flume]

You probably don’t go clubbing?

[boreal ferry]

Oh hell no lol

Not my scene

[mild crystal]

club rats

[scarlet citrus]

I dont drink

[unreal flume]

Gym?

[boreal ferry]

No

[mild crystal]

load up on the penecillan

[boreal ferry]

I stay at home

[unreal flume]

Calisthenics?

[boreal ferry]

Nothing out there for me

[scarlet citrus]

I'm allergic to Penicillan

Darn

[mild crystal]

me 2

[boreal ferry]

Same @scarlet citrus

[mild crystal]

amoxacillan

[scarlet citrus]

Yeah

[mild crystal]

all of em

[boreal ferry]

@unreal flumeno

[scarlet citrus]

Anyways back to engineering homework

At 2am

[mild crystal]

im also allergic to antipsychotics

[scarlet citrus]

I wanna die

[unreal flume]

You should start doing something like that

[mild crystal]

how i know im not crazy

[unreal flume]

It’s an easy way to meet people

And I promise you anyone at the gym would love to workout with you

[scarlet citrus]

Sorry there sir I dont go clubbing

I'm too

A N X I O U S

[mild crystal]

syphillus

[scarlet citrus]

I'd probably have a breakdown if I went clubbing

[boreal ferry]

I dont even talk to people at work, no way I could talk to someone at the gym randomly lol

I've also never worked out a day in my life

[mild crystal]

i have a gym in my apartment

[scarlet citrus]

My dorm has a gym

I run thrice a week

[boreal ferry]

I get my workout at work

[scarlet citrus]

Dont lift tho

[boreal ferry]

Occasionally lifting a heavy object

[scarlet citrus]

More into cardio

Anyways

2am

I need sleep for finals work

[boreal ferry]

1m here

1am

[scarlet citrus]

You're of those

West Coast folk

Gross

Bye idiots

[mild crystal]

1am here

[boreal ferry]

East coast

[mild crystal]

minnesnowta

[boreal ferry]

Florida

[scarlet citrus]

I live on the east coadt

[mild crystal]

orgy at robbies place

[scarlet citrus]

What the

[mild crystal]

ill bring the lube

[boreal ferry]

Nty

[scarlet citrus]

I live in WV

What the

[boreal ferry]

I live with my parents stil....

[unreal flume]

It’s 11:13 in the west coast

[scarlet citrus]

Am I just retarded

Probs

Anyways

[unreal flume]

And instead of going out I go to puke all Friday

[scarlet citrus]

Goodnight 2am I gotta study all day tomorrow cause finals important so I get degree hahs yes

[boreal ferry]

One day I will be able to afford to move out

Need a better job

[unreal flume]

Gl man

[scarlet citrus]

Me big brain engineer

Me make stuff work

Haha yes

I'm going into Computer Engineering/comp sci

[boreal ferry]

Nice

[scarlet citrus]

Yee

I wanna do IT supervision/engineering

But idk

Depends on how my life pans out with alot of factors

[boreal ferry]

Good that you have an idea of what you want to so

Do

[scarlet citrus]

[boreal ferry]

I still havnt found anything I want to do

[unreal flume]

I wanna have sex

[scarlet citrus]

Darn

[boreal ferry]

I wanna stay at home and watch anime

But, I gotta work to live so....

[scarlet citrus]

I wanna graduate college and not be fucking depressed

[unreal flume]

Does rick and morty count?

[scarlet citrus]

No but Cory in the House does

[boreal ferry]

Thas a cartoon

[tame sapphire]

If you don't want to go out and see people you have to accept it will be harder for you to find someone

[boreal ferry]

I have accepted it

[unreal flume]

Yep

[tame sapphire]

not impossible, just harder

[boreal ferry]

I've been trying to improve myself

[scarlet citrus]

🤠

[boreal ferry]

But my arms work...

[scarlet citrus]

Darn

[mild crystal]

Cory in the house is the best anime

[unreal flume]

I’d date my friends mom

[scarlet citrus]

@mild crystal true

[whole tundra]

Anyone an absolute God in PvP?

[unreal flume]

Ms Brenda is a an absolute babe

[scarlet citrus]

Redacted talk in #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[boreal ferry]

#💬destiny-chat

[scarlet citrus]

[unreal flume]

Ocean take your ass to bed

[scarlet citrus]

No

[boreal ferry]

Yea bro

Make good choices

[unreal flume]

Don’t be silly

[scarlet citrus]

I do make godo choies

Me no do drug

I do the science

[unreal flume]

Wrap your willy

[scarlet citrus]

Not rhe druf

Whay the hell

[boreal ferry]

Like go to bed I mean =p

[scarlet citrus]

Ok hlvye

Goosnifhr

Me tire

[boreal ferry]

Good night =p

[unreal flume]

Pro tip

[boreal ferry]

What is it?

[unreal flume]

I was hoping someone would tell me

[boreal ferry]

Oh

[lunar radish]

Pro tip: Just keep killing Vindicta

[boreal ferry]

Lol

My God dude

I farmed so many vindicta kills

Made decent money

[unreal flume]

Look how sexy these are

[lunar radish]

500 kc, no pet 2 lance no crest

[unreal flume]

If it ever uploads

[boreal ferry]

@lunar radish rip

Nice shoes

[unreal flume]

Honestly my favorite pair of Addis rn

And they’re hella cheap if you gotta ball on a budget

Only like $120

[boreal ferry]

Holy shit

That's cheap??

Most I've spent on shoes was 80

[mild crystal]

lol

got my air jordans on homie

[boreal ferry]

And that was a lot....

[unreal flume]

I spent like a grand the other day lol

[boreal ferry]

Do they feel like you are floating or something?

[mild crystal]

i believe i can fly

maybe its the lsd

[boreal ferry]

Dont try to....may not end well

[unreal flume]

I mean they’re comfortable

[mild crystal]

what kind of an asshole jumps off a building

birds take off from the ground

[boreal ferry]

True

[mild crystal]

your telling me to jump off a building

[boreal ferry]

No

Dont do it =p

[unreal flume]

Is that better?

[boreal ferry]

But yea, my shoes were like 80 bucks

They are supposed to be indestructible

Steel toe and steel plate on the bottom

Only shoes I wear =p

[unreal flume]

Forced to change my pfp

Oof

[boreal ferry]

Shoee, not boots btw

Rip

I have 3+ likes on tinder!

Like I always do

[unreal flume]

Ooooooo

[boreal ferry]

Never match though

[unreal flume]

Just go to a club and get hella drunk

[boreal ferry]

Not much for crowds

Or club music

I stopped drinking awhile ago, mostly because when I drank. I tended to drink to much

[hardy pewter]

The shoes look nice

[boreal ferry]

I would never stop drinking until all the alchohol was gone or I was passed out

[unreal flume]

😂

[hardy pewter]

Thats actually not good

[unreal flume]

@round nova wya?

[hardy pewter]

Whats a wya

[boreal ferry]

Yea....I got black out drunk once when I took like 20 shots of various different drinks

Plus some mixed drinks

[unreal flume]

Where you at

[hardy pewter]

Oh

Ok

[unreal flume]

Best party I ever went to

[hardy pewter]

Here in the philippines theres this thing that costs roughly 2$

[boreal ferry]

It was fun until I woke up shirtless next to my friends sister

[unreal flume]

I ended up blacking out and woke up wearing some chicks shirt pant less in a shower with her

A beach ball and a shit

[hardy pewter]

Its called wengweng and its a mixture of I think the worst tasting beer here and juice, and lemon,salt,tequila and some other beer that i forgot

Taste fuckin disgusting

Idk if other bars have a different mix tho

[unreal flume]

This chick just dm me asking if I had a foot fetish lmfao

[hardy pewter]

Lmfao

Thats weird af

[unreal flume]

I mean if she’s got cute feet I’m not above sucking on some toes

[hardy pewter]

ok

[unreal flume]

But that shit was random asf

[hardy pewter]

How does one have a great time with sucking toes

[boreal ferry]

Maybe she hates foot fetishes and is trying to see if she needs to weed you out

[unreal flume]

I don’t remember ever responding to this

[hardy pewter]

Oml that is super weird

[unreal flume]

I think it’s cause my bio used to say some shit like

I’m here to fuck hoes and suck on some toes

[hardy pewter]

What if tentacles had toes

[unreal flume]

Yeet

[hardy pewter]

Actually why am i thinking of this

[boreal ferry]

Well, we know what poppy watches

[unreal flume]

I haven’t beat my meat in 4 months

[hardy pewter]

I dont have tentacle fetish tho

[boreal ferry]

Good to know

[hardy pewter]

Now that is what I call a mad lad

[unreal flume]

That shit about how it changes your life when you stop is bs

I don’t feel any different besides not giving a fuck about porn

10/10 most personal conversation of the year

[hardy pewter]

Wowzers

[unreal flume]

If she ever finishes her vacation ima tell her to slide through

[hardy pewter]

You know whats sad

Everyone in my tinder looks bad

[unreal flume]

Show

[hardy pewter]

Idk about now

Cus its been a year since I opened tinser

Tinder*

[unreal flume]

O

[hardy pewter]

But i swear tho

No one was thicc af nor sexy looking

[unreal flume]

These the two chicks i wanna hit up next week

Basic asf lol

[boreal ferry]

Almost every chick on my tinder is in a bikini

Atleast 1 bikini pic each

[unreal flume]

I mean

That’s not a bad thing lol

[boreal ferry]

But like...no bio

[unreal flume]

Who needs a bio

[boreal root]

or copypasta in bio

[boreal ferry]

When it's just pics I immediately swipe left

[boreal root]

like that microwave thing

[unreal flume]

I’m tired of “I’m here for a good time not a long time”

[boreal ferry]

Ikr